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About Lake County examiner. (Lakeview, Lake County, Or.) 1880-1915 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 17, 1901)
THOSE CONUNDRUMS NIm Rtpllot Ant la, But Only On Com Anywhora Nar fUlnf Corrott. Two wiM'lii k Tim Kxaininur, Jut (or t)i novelty of tho hlna, puhJUhwl lint of conundrum, (i(Trli)K nit month aulmrriptlon Irrm of rliric to the rty flrt fnitidl n g I o t li i utile tli correct aniwert to ten out fifteen of Hit) "poatw." Up to (lute we have received nine liata of imwcra, and only out of Oin, aunt in by a prominent lady of Jaknvlew, lia made the lcat "aUKK"r" t the correct annwrra. TIib matter I too lengthy to puhlinh all the Hutu of answer tlili wk, a ome of tliem take up three to tun Hum rach w hen one line would Im siifllclcnt, roiiMiieiitly we only (jive the anawrr of tint onn nearly corrw-t. While thin lady has niveti eicolletit answer to all of the ipienliim, and hai answered aome of them ahmilutely correct, we feel that the la entitled to the six-month free mihscripthni to The Kiaininer, and will conieuenlly allow her the privi e of tending In the name ol any friend or relative to whom the deairea to tend the paper, a alio In already a autHH'riber. liel'-w wu k'vu the original fiientioria and correct answers, and follow lug them the answer from 1 to 15 aa handed in by the lady lve mentioned : What are tlie two Usl ahipa in the world? Answer Courtship and f riendnhlp. What time in it when the clock strike 13? Aimwer lime to et it fixed. Why in a tiiican tiel to a dog'a tail like death? Ani-wcr llecauim it in the tail end of life. Where was the witch of Kndor Urn 7 Answer In Kndor. What in that which give a cold, cure cold and pay the doc tor' lull? Answer A draft. How ilnen IJiieeli Victiria take her medicine? Answer In cider (innide her). Whv in ii nhip at M't like a diamond pin? Answer It rest on the bread of a well. What in the monl unequal content mentioned in the 111 tile? Answer Wheu tho acron waxed the oak. Why do we not want KiikIimIi duden in Anicri u? Answer llccauso the Yankee dude'll do. Why cannot President McKinley be buried in Trinity churchyard, New York ? Answer Hi-cause he in not dead yet. Wheu is it cany to read in the woodn ? Aimwer When autumn turns the leaven. Why are tho western pruiriea Hat? Aimwer Itecaunethe aun seta on them every night. Why in a washerwoman the greatest traveler tm record? Aimwer Because alio croaaea the line and goc from pole to pole. What in smaller than gnal'a mouth ? Answer It tongue. The Lakeview lady given a much better anawer to thin. J If you throw a white atone into the Ked t-ea, what will it lecome? Aimwer Wet. Ot'll HWUHMNUKNT'S HKI'I.Y. No. 1 Relationship and courtship. " 2 Incorrect time. " It ltccaiiHH it end the tail (tale). " 4 Sho waa like "Topsy" junt "growed." No. f A draught (druft). " U In royal manner (innnor;. " 7 Hecmmo it is act for nail (sale). K The one ill which Jonah got "whaled." No. 11 recauHe we have too many duden of our own. No. 10--l!eoiuHe he in not yet dead. " II J tint ho long nn you can nee to turn the leaven. " 11' ItecmiNo there are nohillH lliere. " lit Iteciiune hIio'h the greatest ton rint (I wo rintn) No. I I The hiuilof the man who refiiHCH to pay for bin home paper. No. l.ri It will become wet. Later Too lute for thin innue arrived replies lo coiiiindnmiH, from II. I''.. Keeil and W. V. liecd of Paisley, lloth con tuiu the correct answer to ten of the cniiundruiiiH, and of courno nro entitled each to hix-ii.ontliH Bubwription to The Kxiiniincr. The content in cloned, tin it will be remembered notice wan given that the lirnt party ftcudiug in correct niiHwern wnuUI be awarded the free nub script ion. K. Lake, the cnrpi'iiter, In engngetl in building a tower for the lire bell on the city lot. JiimcH McShano urrived from Hummer Lake hint week, called hero by tho HciiniiH illncnn of bin infant daughter. The little one in on (ho improve now. Mr. McShuno Mulled on bin return trip to (Nimnicr l.uko on Tiicnduy. LOCAL PICK-UPS.E WTYTYTT T TTTTT7 TTT TTTTATTHr" A nhip load of gold net-k era left Seattle for Copper river laat week. C. 0. MeUker nlarted for 1'aUlejr laat Tuenday with The Chewaucan I 'out plant. Head tho new advertisement of H. I. (Coulter A Co., city inarketinen, In thin issue. Kayrnond (ireen ban returncl to fain- ley after a twn-week'i vlnit in Oooae I.ake valley. lie will take a case on the Post. I M. Iavl and H. J. Kurnhain, lumbermen of 8ion, died at the Unit cd States Hotel in San Franclar.oon the Mh Innt., of gas asphyxiation. Try I bono lln hams at Bailey A Man aitigill's. Finest in the county. The State legislature of Oregon con vened lant Monday. I'robably the moat important feature of this seanion will le the election of a United States Senator. "Engineer" Kamsby of the Western informs The Examiner that when he left Hly Tuenday, Wanho OIenchain was lying at the point of death at the residence of Win. Smith at that place. J. M. I'arrinh, foreman for H. W. MaM'a in this county, recently delivered a fine band of N-ef cattle at Keno, driv en from the Warner stock farm. Mr. Maes received a good figure for the Ui-f. Fred Itranch, brother of the Branch Itoys of lakeview, accompanied by M r. ti ray , arrJ ved from San Francinco Tuenday night, lioth gentlemen are gMxl carpenters and will look for work at their trade here. Whortoti A Barnes can now Ihj found at their new location next to the Bank ol (jikeview, with a fine stock of gro ceries, fruit, winter vegetables, etc. In the rabbit killing content, which ended in the New 1'ine Creek M-ction hmt Saturday night, the nide marnhaled by George llaminernley won by killing MM, while Bird Wade's sidu killed S2. The affair terminated in a big supper paid for by the loners. Mail from the west arrives now by sleigh and buck board. Monday the (lrnt pii'r mail from that direction to arrive since the big storm wan brought in. The railroad blockade has lieeu rained and we now have connection with Cortland and way stations. Alliert Smith, who has Wen ill, is out again, and has started his contract of lathing and plastering on the Tost A King building. Mr. Smith has the credit of tieing a fine workman in his line, all over the count, and his work while in I.Hkeview has shown for itself, that he is a flrnt-clans mechanic Mrs. Iora Conard, who has loen seriously ill for some time with a disease of the hand, said by her physician to be erysipelas, will probably be compelled to umlergo surgical operation and have the second finger of the right hand amputated. Mrs. Conard has suffered greatly, and her numerous friends will regret to learn of her misfortune. Frank P. Smith the tonsorial artist is now located in the building next to the Bank of lakeview. He is arranging a tine bath and will have a neat little shop when completed. He invites his friends to call and see him in the new location. Mr. Burke, the telegraph operator, is endeavoring to estahlitdi a telephone system In Lakeview, anil later on to ex tend the line to Paisley. The telephone system is a success in Alturan, and there in no good reason why it should not be Hiiccennful in Lakeview, if everyliody anfists. We shall have more to say re garding thin enterprise next week. Our combination offer of the aily San Francisco Bulletin mid The Lake County Kxatniuer at $.".50 jjer year lens than the regular subscription price of the Bulletin alone i being taken udvantaguof by it large number of peo ple, and subscriptions, new and renew als, tire coming in rapidly. This is a great lot of good rcudiug at a very small cost. I.a.st Saturday a chinook wind came up through ( loose Lake valley ami pre vailed for forty-eight hours. As a re sult there is now no snow in this vicin ity only w here it drifted heavily during the recent storm. We are slightly in the mud, however. A few good side walks now on erosn-streets would be a great convenience, to Lakeview pedes trians. Judge Sperry incited The Kxiuniner representative into (he office of Ham mond & Sperry last Monday for a little chat on public topics, and wbilo there wo noticed some handsome improve ments made in the linn's office. The reception and business room is very neat and cosy, and the private office is one of the prettiest little dens in the town. Judge Sperry says the improve ment has junt begun. Geo. M. Ayre. K. C. Whltworth. We are commenciug the ..NEW YEAR.. With a very large stock of goods that are right up to . 1901 . Give us a chance and we will convince you that OUR goods are worth more to you than your money. ! :li i : n GrEOt BL A"FKES & Co 1 1 M 111 Harry Hart Smith, a young miner aged Tt years, perished in the snow while crossing Humbug mountain in Siskiyou county, January 4th. The young man's home was in Yreka. He started op the perilous trip from the Spencer mine with two companions named Joe Freshour and K. Kastlick. The two latter had their feet badly frozen. Two buildings were moved this week the one formerly occupied by Whor ton A Barnes, opposite Mrs. Coulter's restaurant, and the other a building con structed some months ago by Virgil E. Greene in Walter's Addition. Both structures were placed on the Daly lota on Main street, the latter to be occupied by Mrs. Mary Kussill as a residence, and the former by J. TannahiK aa a carpen ter shop. Paisley Lodge No. 86, A. F. and A. M., installed the following o dicers Dec. 27, KHX): Vlrall Conn W M J L Hamilton 8 W W m McCoriuack J W John Kelley Trei W A Hauler Hoc J 6 Krli.jr B D Wm Tucker i D 1 D Farra 8 8 K L Green J 8 John Ucott Tyler According to the Alturas Tlaindealer three former residents of Modoc, John Murphey, George Elliot and Frank Sunnafrank, have struck it rich in the Bodie mines. They have been working a leased mine and this fall struck a body of ore that promises to make them com paratively independent. Their lease expires in July next, but they think they will get most of tho "big pay" out by thai time. John I.aughlin, of Davis Creek, was hero last Saturday on his way home from Oakland, where he has Wen with a bunch of fat beef cattle. He sold most of them at a good price, and left the remainder on pasture there. He w ill return in April with another bunch. He was accompanied home by his brothers, James and Peter Laughlin, formerly of Chico, who will now reside in Modoc. Alturas New Era. Persons who suffer from indigestion cannot expect to live long, because thev cannot eat the food required to nourish the body and the products of the un digested foods they do eat poison the blood. It is important to cure indiges tion as soon as possible, and tho best method of doing ttiis is to use the prep aration known as Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. It digests what you eat and restores all the digestive organs to perfect health. Lakeview Drug Co. The Crook County Journal, published by A. C. Palmer at Prinevillo , Oregon, is out with a 1901 Annual in magazine form with 34 pages, and printed on fine book paper. It is handsomely illustrat ed with half-tone cuts of prominent men and scenes in Crook county, and is well written regarding the resources of its county. The printing was done in Portland. It is a very handsome num ber, and every man in Crook county ought to have a copy to send to a distant friend. o congratulate Editor Palmer on his splendid achievement. CM IIIIIMIIMIIIIIIMIIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIDIIIMIIIMIIIIIIIIMIIIIIIMII S.R.SUBLETT&CO. Now located In the NEW BRICK 5D.u,Vh&hc Goods arriving all the time Goods for tne New Store UNDERTAKING IN AIL ITS BRANCHES- "OIIIMIM I IMIIIIIM I IIIMIMIMM I BUERUB Car load of BAIN WACONS Farming Implements of all kinds We are the Farmers' Outfitters The Peerless Chilled Plow j Hardened Steel Mole Plow The Disk Plow (Something New) Peerless Csng, a Fine Plow Benlcia Star, Sulky plow S. J. STUDLEY F. E. HARRIS STUDLEY & HARRIS LAKEVIEW FURNITURE CO, Full and complete stock of Everything in the line of FURNITURE. JUST OPENED. GOODS AR RIVING ALL THE TIME. Next door to J. S. Field- ...LAKEVIEW, OREGON... CALL AND SEE OUR STOCK AND GET OUR PRICES Drugs, Druggists' Sundries, Toilet Soaps, Toilet Ar ticles, Patent Med icines, and every thing in the Drug Line SPECTACLES PITTED BY SCIENTIFIC OPTICIAN lj.l $t0I,e r Paisley, Oregon. ' Dr. A. A. WITHAM, Prop. Located at present on First Floor of Woodman bulltllnf. Will toon nov Into "Hit Own brkk Block"