OUT OF GODFREY’S TEABAG September 11, 1952 »—THE MILL CITY ENTERPRISE HUCKLEBERRY FINN Y V I understand that if the weather doesn’t straighten out soon the President’s going to step in and seize the Weather Bureau. In New York they have a new tax on liquor and a new tax on automobiles. One $uy hiccuped: “I’ll jush have to give up dnvin'. tha’sh all.” Well, they Anally selected Miss Universe. As far as I can see, the world is in pretty good shape Lucky You T’S AMAZING! by Dick Shaw s New Yorkers are having trouble with natural gas. Some of the meters went haywire—some are running fast, some slow. But just be patient—the gas company’ll be right out to fix those that are run­ ning slow. ^2 You know, the Russians are al­ ways taking credit for our modern inventions. Now they say they drilled the first oil well. I wouldn't know—but I will give them credit for natural gas The whole world has gone topsy turvy: in Los Angeles a pedes­ trian ran into a taxicab—in St. Louis the monkeys are throwing peanuts back to the people. Next thing you know England will be offering to lend money to the United States. HIAPD ON MONDAYS. 'TAUNT CBS SCOUTS" AND CBS-TV LYONS * T uring Mrs. Viola Zander has returned home after visiting with relatives at Sheridan, Wyo. Visitors with Rev. and Mrs. R. A. Feenstra last week were Mr. and Mrs. Ma rtin Larson and Mr. and Mrs. Ole Sjolseth of the Vancouver avenue «■hurch in Portland. On Monday Mrs. Len Eakin of The Dalles and Mrs. Millard Eaken of Powell Butte made a short call as they took Dwain Eakin son of the latter to enter as freshman at Willamette university. The square dance club held their ■Corn Roast and pie feed Saturday eve­ ning, Sept. Sth, at the Prichard cabin near Jordan. A good time was had by al) those present. It has been found necessary to ■change the schedule for the beginning of the Pre-school. School will begin Sept. 23 instead of the 24th as re­ ported and school, will be held on Tuesday and Thursday of each week instead of Wednesday and Friday. It will be held this year in the gym at the Mari-Linn school. The children may ride to school on the school bus, but will have to be called for at noon. 4-year olds will he accepted until the enrollment is filled and if not too large 3year--olds will be accepted. Mrs., Alice Huber will be the instructor. Mr. and Mrs. Ted Hargreaves and three children who have «nent the ©ME OF T he TiMlEST B ooks in “T he WORl_0... ONLN JL OF A n —i ~| The Travelers Safety Servie« Lucky you—von were careless blit those in your path were not summer at the home of his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Ed Hadgreaves near Jordan, plan to move to Berkeley, Calif., soon. Ted has gone to Berk­ eley where he will enter the Pacific College of Religion. His wife and children will remain with his parents until he can find living quarters, Loren and Joyce Hargreaves accompanied him to Berkeley where they will enroll at the Junior college. Mary Ann Human and Bertha Sil- bernagle of Jordan have gone to Mt. Angel, where they will enter the Mt. Angel academy. The regular meeting of the Santiam Valley grange was held Friday eve­ ning with Johnnie Lambrecht, master presiding. The main business of the evening was making plans for the Salem ileavy Hauling & Equipment Co. 1105 N. Front St. Salem Phone*: 1-1924: Night 2 4417 SALEM. ORE. Lyons Phone: 141 * HAULING AND MOVING HEAVY MACHINERY and Mill Equipment Up To 25 Tons Including DS and HD14 Cats, and ’»-yard shovels. Complete Rigging Outfit, Winch Trucks, Low-bed Trailers “Hot flashes" of Change of Life stopped or strikingly relieved In 63-80%* of the coses in doctors’ testsl You v T1>«v.snd. Hava BanaAtad his aunt and uncle, Mr. and Mrs. W. R. Fulton from Upland, Calif., his cousins. Mr. and Mrs. Maurice Miller and son Billy of Los Angeles, and Mr. and Mrs. Harold Cochran and son of Lebanon. Mrs. Pennick, accom­ panied by her mother. Mrs. Ray Col­ gan of Salem were called to Portland last week by the death of Mrs. Pen­ nick's uncle, Ted Mankertz of that city. I All Building Supply Needs harvest festival which will be held Saturday afternoon and evening, Sept. 27. A discussion was held on the AT Holy bill. The home economics club had a nice display of canned fruit and jellies. Mrs. L. A. Behrens and infant daughter have been brought home NEW RETAIL LOCATION: from the Salem Memorial hospital. East City Limits on Highway 222 The little miss has been named Lachelle Dawn and has an older sister. * Phone 3215 MILL CITY Mr. and Mrs. James Myerhofer of a XXXXMXXXX a Xia.aXS xKXX.W,ax:>©L,g.a3rXa.x a u xxxx XX a ij.XX’X XXPtX'XtSKOax Stayton were recent visitors at the home of Mr. and Mrs. William Prich­ The editor of a weekly newspaper ard. in the Catskills found that some prankster had stolen all the letter “S’s” from his type cabinet, and in­ serted the following apology in his next issue: “Thome louthy thneaking thcoun- The Cates schools opened Monday drel hath thtolen into our compothing morning with an enrollment of 1(14 room and thkeedaddled with all our pupils in the grades and 45 in the etheth. We mutht therefore apolo- high school. School was dismissed githe to our readerth for the inthipid at noon Monday but a full session was appearance of thith week’th Thentinel. held Tuesday with hot lunch served at “We would altho like to thtate that noon. if at any time in the yearth to come Recent guests at the home of Mr. we thee thith dirty thnake in the grath iniim'!m'!ffl’miimr'W’minn’'iirnn’!in’i'!i ii'i miro i un im imwiwidimmi’iffl’iHniiiiitii nomn iimurim iMiiimiiwimiwi mi iiii'iiii'imumm" •••! "ii mwMHa and Mrs. Harry Keiser were their about the premitheth, we will thhoot granddaughter, Miss LaVetta Powel- him tho full of holeth he will rethem- son, and Duane McFadden both of Cor- ble a thwith chethe.” South Dakota valis. Miss. Powelson is employed at Rural Press A Print Shop. Oregon State college where McFadden is a student. Mr. and Mrs. Cecil Haun and family, Shaving Is Slicker — accompanied by Wilbur Crites, vaca­ Blade Changing Quicker tioned at Newport over the weekend. Mr. and Mrs. W. F. Struckmeier spent Sunday as the guests of rela­ tives in Scio. Earle Henness, son of Mr. and Mrs. BLUE BLADES “At the Bottom of the Hill” (¡len Henness, registered this week at IN HANDY dispenser Willamette university for the school vttd-bltdt rj - quarter. Earle wa* a graduate of the compartment »< . > Gates high with the class of ’52. He was one of the outstanding players on 20 so« 10 ro« I the local high school basketball team. Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Rush have received won! of the birth of a grand­ im«;»! outMiMi an mw » i NtiiiiraiiMiwrnH j uimuRi nn Moami u:: littOMMRORfammuetw nr. im mu i u m ■ iiiLNU’VtiNKamnranriHBB daughter, born to their son and wife, Mr. and Mrs. William Rush of Cor­ vallis. Mr. an