BROADWAY AND MAIN STREET MUX. CITY, OREGON Art Is Long but Life Is Short, Full of Lumps and Black Eyes DON PETERSON, Publisher TOM COURTNEY JR . Editor Entered a» second-class matter November 10. 1944 at the post office at Mill City, Oregon, under the Act of March 3. 1S79 < i t«»il II i> ll.«l llll»IM The Enterprise will not be responsible for more than one Incorrect In­ sertion. Errors In advertislna should be reported Immediately. Display Advertising 45c column inch. NEWSPAPER NATIONAL ------------------------------- By BILLY ROSE-------------------------------- “If you can come quick,” my Aunt Frieda said over the phone, “come quick. Your Uncle Charlie is in trouble.” Half an hour later I was in the flat on the lower East Side where Frieda has been keeping house and hearth for my uncle for the past 30 years. EDITORIAL . PUBLISHERS "What’s up?” I asked. “Charlie is hiding in Brooklyn with his brother,” said Frieda. "Hiding from what?” "From Herman Schloomp, the butcher, who Is telling how he is going to knock out your uncle's eye.” ^ASSOCIATION May We Help? "Looks t<> me like folks would help a little” a high school student said to me last week. “I guess we make our share of mistakes", he continued, “l>ut some people just complain and never offer to help”. The young person's suggestion seems to be a good one. It is not that most people do not wish to help the young folk, but sometimes they do forget. To be sure it is the easiest thing in the world to take some “recreations" away from tomorrow's adults but It become» exceedingly more difficult to satisfactorily replace them. Most folk are especially conscious at this time of year, March 15th, as to whether their investments have been on the profit or loss basis. Foolish the person indeed who fails to examine the hooks to determine the success of their investments. This year the people of the Mill City school district alone, will Invest >135,(1X2 in the young people. Such an investment in private enterprise would tn- scrutinized for dividends. Are the lives of our young people of less value? Can we invest with our right hand, withdraw with our left, and hope to Itnlancc the books? How about a skating rink? It would present clean, wholesome recreation for both young and old. Perhaps there would lx- some who woukl Im willing to donate land, materials, or labor. Surely there are many who would say, “May We Help? Perhaps we forgot for a moment the value of our investment.” Poor “Bill Is Dead Have you heard? Poor old “Bill" is dead. Died the hard way too. Talked to death. You knew of course what he was trying to do. When “Bill" was born he had a great future before him. Wanted to help schools and children everywhere. Especially in communities that couldn't afford to have nice schools, or pay teachers decent salaries. Thought he might send some kids on to school that could never go otherwise. About twenty five of those Washington fellows tiaik him in a closed room and killed old “Bill" amid an angry hubbub in what they called a house labor committee. Seems as though "Bill” was too liberal for the most of them. He wuntcsl to help too nuiny people. Course the committeemen said he wasn't dead, "just on the shelf”. If he isn’t dead, he'll die on that Mme shelf. Sad to see something good die that way, isn't it? They say maybe "Bill’s” cousin “Bill Ding” will have a chance to build some schoolhouses. Ho|s- so, hate to lose the whole family. REGISTRATION TO VOTE CLOSES APRIL IX--IT IS YOl'R PRIVILEGE f • i i I • i i i I i I Mill City Plumbing & Heating ‘‘ U e Ann To Please” FOR FREE ESTIMATES See MARTIN J. HANSEN PHONE 508 s 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Saturday Specials TOMIN’S HILL TOP STORE FREE 0 0 0 S 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 GIANT PACKAGG SOAP <; 0 0 0 S WITH flO.OO OK MOKE ORDER “What did Charlie do to Schloomp?” "What didn't he do!" said Frieda. "But better I should tell it to you in sequins. . "So happens last summer your uncle and me, we are one after­ noon taking the air on Delancey Street. On the sidewalk, like al­ ways, is all kinds chalk­ marks and scratch • ups from children, which your uncle has been seeing all his life. Billy Rose " 'X s very touching.' says Charlie. 'Is here on the sidewalks the soul of the East Side trying for some kind expres­ sion. Some day should be a real paintner to draw up the neighbor­ hood.' ” • • • “WELL, LIKE YOU KNOW, with Charlie to think is to do something crazy The next night he is going to the settlement house and joining a art class. And in the room is sitting a fat girl in a kimona on a platform, and the scholars are hold­ ing out their thumbs and squinting with the eyes. “ ’Draw exactly what you see,' says the teacher. “Half hour later, when the teach­ er comes for a to-look-see what your uncle has done, he begins making noises like busting. On Charlie’s drawing board is a picture of a thumbnail sitting on top a big pencil. "This it a clan in drawing, not manicuring,’ says the teacher, 'lake your business someplace else,' “When Charlie’comes home mad, 1 tell him, ‘Let sleeping dogs stay sleeping.’ But you know your uncle —next day he is going uptown to the Museum from Modern Art. and when he gets back he is all agug- gle. " 'Frieda,' he says, 'to be a painluer, a man don't need per- specliie. What he needs is gui­ tars. A picture can be a piece fruit or a chair with one leg­ makes no difference so long as in the corner is a guitar.’ “So, for the next week he is painting guitars—Moon Over Stan I I I I I i I I I I I i Pussy Chases Bobcat » Elkhorn residents witnessed I Friday DEPARTMENT a strange fight last week between a wild mountain bobcat and a tame house cat. The bobcat evidently des­ perate from lack of food attacked a house cat owned by the Carl Lang- necker family. The fight woukl have undoubtedly been an unequal match had it not been for loyal support given the house cat by friends. Neighboring tomcats joined in the fray and so outnumbered the bobcat that he fled to the woods for safety. PENSION CONFERENCE A meeting is called in Portland, Oregon. Sunday. March 19th, 2 p nt., Norse hall. 11th and Couch for the purpose of discussing the plight of Oregon’s senior citizens and explor­ ing the possibilities of presenting an old-age pension initiative measure to the voters in November. All inter­ ested organizations and individuals are invited and urged to participate. REGISTRATION 4 IAISES KURIL 13 CIGARETTES, carton SESTI.ES MORSE I S. pkg. SPI os. »5 lbw No 1 FISIIEKS CARE FLOUR SNOWDRIFT. 3 Ibs TI NA SEA PRIDE, Solid Pack. Light Meat SALAD SAIMON, Smoked DIVMOON PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE, Sherd COFFEE. S A W. lb 1.45 t> for .25 .20 93 .27 .75 35 .29 31 .75 HILL TOP GENERAL STORE March 1«. 135« 2— THE MILL CITY ENTERPRISE The MILL CITY ENTERPRISE awaBBnowinoawonootjocQnaoa»»» ton Street with Guitars, Baby on Pushcart with Guitars, and even a picture, Guitar with Guitars. • • • "THEN, A FEW WEEKS later as the crow flies, is opening in the Metropolitan for 50 cents a show from a Frenchman — Van Glick, Van Goldberg, something—" “Van Gogh?” I suggested. “What’s the difference so long as you're healthy,” said Aunt Frieda “When Charlie is coming from the museum he is saying. Today I find out something absolutely hair­ racing. This Van Cook is all his life selling one picture for few measly dollars, but now when he's dead and can’t eat, his paintings is worth 30 million. No wonder he is cutting off his ear and they got to drag him to a asylum.' “Your uncle mills and mulls for a few days and then he is making a decision. ‘Frieda,’ he says, 'it doesn’t pay a man should be like this Van Cook. Supposing I sell, maybe, one picture for five dollars during my lifetime entire, and then when I'm dead and gone the pic­ tures is worth 30 million. By the time I am dead and gone, you will be likewise dead and gone, so who gets the 30 million? My brother. Why should that loafer get my 30 million? Let him go out and make his own 30 million. From now on. I am strictly a old-stylish realist and making pictures with cash value like Grandma Moses. Which I am signing Grandma Moishe.’ "Next day Charlie is going Io see our butcher. 'I'm going to paint a muriel on your wall,' he says, 'a trhole panorama all kinds succulent meats. Will be good for the cash register.' “Schloomp says, 'What 1 got to lose,' and so Charlie paints him a muriel which he calls by name, the Spirit of Meat. When it is finished, Schloomp is saying when he sees your uncle he knocks out his eye.” “Was it that bad?” I asked. "A man could go bankrupt from such a picture." said my Aunt Frieda. “In Herman's strictly Kosh­ er store, your uncle is painting on the wall nice cuts Rinderbrust. chuck steaks, first-class plucked chickens. But in the middle is the Spirit of Meat holding a 15-pound —you should excuse the expression —Virginia ham.” lights would go out, we would crank the old phone and ask the operator • • • if the power was off all over. If it To the Editor was. the operator, whichever one was Seeing this seems to be "Pet Peeve” on duty, would tell us. If not, she month .will air mine. I think we would ring the power company office. are fortunate in having a very effi­ In a city with all the latest im­ cient and reasonable garbage service provements in telephone service, the in our city- But what does one do operator would again say “numwi when neighbors—who have plenty pull-ease”, then in answer to our of money—dump their garbage in question she would tell us to call the the back yard — a breeding place power company. We would then for germs —and a favorite spot for thumb through the directory for the dogs, who carry the refuse all over right number or be referred to "in- roads and yards?—ONE OF THE for-may-shun”. Information would NEIGHBORS tell us the number was listed in the • * • directory and we would wind up To the Editor i looking • for the old bifocals and Like Mr Johnsen, whose “tele­ thumbing through the directory. phone service inprovement” letter Again, what we call "service” is , you published, we too are compara­ the time we had a long distance call tively new-comers to the Canyon. from Hawaii. The call was late com­ In the short time we have been ing through. The operator stayed on privileged to live in this delightful duty until the call was completed, j area we have heard a few complaints although she was not obligated to do about the service, also suggestions so. | that the telephone service be im­ "Service”—during a period of ill­ proved. The suggestions for im­ ness and death in the family the provements. however, end with just local office always put through the bare statement that the “service ’ necessary calls at all hours of the I should be improved”. day or night. What more can one I Just what improvements are de­ . ask ? sired ? Are they any or all of the Constructive criticism specifying ' following ? what is wanted, plus an agreement 1. Full metallic circuits ■ not to have one's telephone discon­ 2. More operators nected because of the higher rate 3. Dial system. necessitated by the “improved ser­ 4. Twenty-four hour service vice”, would go a long way toward 5. Private lines bringing about a change 6. Party lines limited to two. three As for us, we prefer the friendly or four 7. Operators who refer you to “in- personal service rendered by the local formation” or the “directory" if you company, where we tell the operator who we want to talk to instead of do not know a number? hunting up the old bifocals and What we call “service” is what we thumbing through a directory or get from the staff of the local office. being refered to "in-for may-shun”. For instance—when we first moved Signed, here my brother was driving through MARTIN V. KELLY, Salem and wanted to come out this BARBARA R. KELLY way. He did not know whether or not we had a phone installed, but he took a chance and called Mill City, explaining the situation. Although | we were total strangers Gladys Mason reached us through the oid I phone that had not yet been discon­ nected. If this had happened in any large city the operator would have | said “numba pull-ease”. Then “I’ll give you in-for-may shun”. Informa- I tion would have said, “Sorry sir, they have no phone and are not listed.” Last winter when storms were breaking down power lines and our IDANHA Athol Savage has sold his town property to Mr. and Mrs. Quincey Smith, who will take possession as 1 soon as Savage has his new home in new Idanha completed, which will be in a week or so. Eva Lou New was hostess at a | party for a group of teenagers in her , home Friday night. "Murder" was the game of the evening. Hambur­ gers and coke were served to Edna Golden, Joyce Watkins Ernestine I Morris. Joan Bowman. Fred Davis. Jerry Lyle. Stanley Timms. Dick Woodward, and Elvin Blan. At the executive meeting of Deanha • PT.A Monday night. Mr White urged the executives to encourage all parents who were not already regis­ tered to vote, to do so before April 14, in order to be eligible to vote for the school bills in the May 15 election. It is also of vital interest to all busi­ ness places to vote for the bills. Rilla Schaffer, registrar for Idanha area and Mabie Parker for Detroit area Editors Letter Box Adtertuem^.t From where 1 sit... // Joe Marsh Handy and Easy Are Both Wrong Handy Peterson and Easy Rob­ erts got in quite an argument the other day over at Fred's Garage talking about the best spot to fish up at Green Lake. “Opposite the old sawmill is the best spot,” says Handy. But Easy “pooh-pooh’s” him. “I’ve seen the biggest fish caught off Cedar Point,” says Easy. “Tve been catching them there for years.” Then Fred goes into his office and brings out the biggest mounted rainbow trout you ever saw. “Bet that was caught at the sawmill,” comments Handy. “Cedar Point,” says Easy. “Well,” says Fred, “you’re both wrong. I caught thia baby right out in the middle!” From where I sit, there are al­ ways two (or more) sides to every story. Let’s live and let live in the true American tradition of tolera­ tion. Your opinion is worth a lot, but so is the other fellow’s — whether it's on politics, the best fishing spots, or whether he likes a temperate glass of beer and you like buttermilk. Copyright, 19x0.I'nited States Breuert Foundation R. O. W. Windows Removable Op ens easily Don't Borrow—Suhwribe Today! o § i Ì I I ALBERT TOMAN, Prop. a a MIIJ. 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