WIT AND WISDOM.
FOREIGN
GOSSIP.
MISCELLANEOUS.
J
POPULAR ROUTES.
—The German War Office has decided
—Timid buyer—Is the horse shy or
limited
1
that
all sub-officers must learn telegra-
timid? Ardent seller—Not a bit of it.
Why, he sleeps all alone in his stable.— | Phy-
—According to recent statistics, there
Botbon Beacon.
are
4,570,(XM> more women than men in
—It is the fashion to name children Europe
CHAS. N. SCOTT, Receiver.
at the present time.
after flowers ii^ Virginia. That is proba­
—
The
French
Chamber
of
Deputies
bly because they all start out as Virginia
Portland and Willamette Valley Railway.
creepers. — Piit»burgh Chronicle - Tele­ has voted the adoption of the bill pro­
hibiting the sale of oleomargarine and
graph.
To Foriiaad.
From Portland.
kindred substances as butter.
—One of wise Dr. Franklin's wise say­
; Coburg
—Jewels to the value of 30,000 francs,
Coburg
ings was: “It is the eyes of others that
and
Passen
­
and
ruin us.” It is a good thought to “chew deposited in the famous grotto of
Airlie
STATIONS.
ger
ixiurdes,
in
honor
of
the
Holy
Virgin,
Airlie
Mail.
on”—and also to act on—in these hard
Far®. Mail.
have been stolen by thieves.
1
times.— N. Y. Independent.
According to the census of Saxony OUR MOTTO IS SMALL Prof­
—Teacher—Of what is the ocean com­ for — 1885
AK Ar p.m
I,v a.m LV
the population of the Kingdom
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posed? Boy—Of salt water. Teacher w as 3,182,000.
915 Portland. PWV ‘
In Dresden the popula­
its and quick returns.
Ft. Jefferson St.
—Why is the water of the ocean salt? tion numbered 248,046
and in Leipsic
Boy—Because so many salt codfish 170,340.
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Elk Roek .
11 60
$ .24
swim about in it, 1 suppose.”— Texat
4 60
Oswego
..
11 06
.29
—
Prof.
Manassein
recommends
the
Sifting».
3 40
.. Tualitan..
5’2
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Winters...
3 10
—“I have here a letter directed to the watermelon as a cheap but effective sub­
12 10
.75
253
Summit ..
.<ss
prettiest woman in the house,” announc­ stitute for grapes in the treatment of
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2 29
. Newberg ..
12 50
1.00
ed the presidentess of a woman’s con­ chronic congestion of the Kver, chronic Upon which we hope to win
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1 10 pwv Dundee jv . n
1.00
vention. Four reporters on the front intestinal catarrh and similar affections.
— The Archwologieal Socictv’of St.
seat were trampled to death in the rush
your esteem and patronage.
125
orv Dundee
1.00
2 10
for the speaker’s stand.— Merchant Petersburg proposes to form a museum
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West Dayton
2
32
1.16
Our connections with East­
of Christian antiquities, of which it is
Traveler.
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Lafavette
2 44
1.24
12 35
3 02 . Davton Juncton
1.36
—We judge others by their faults anq believed a plentiful supply can be ob­
ern and Pacific coast dealers
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3 0£ McMinnville Cs..
1.40
ourselves by our virtues. This is not tained from the numerous churches and
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. Armstrong
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1.48
monasteries
of
the
Russian
Empire.
and
manufacturers
are
such
righteous judgment, perhaps; but with­
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Whites
1.5*5
3 30
—The Patriarch of Jeruselem is thus
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out some such arrabgement, it would be
Briedwell
3
52
1.72
that we are enabled to
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Harrison
difficult to discover, as we now do, that described by one who has just paid him
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1.75
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.
Broadmeads
.
a
visit:
"lie
is
one
of
the
most
kingly
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08
1.84
we are lever so much better than our
buy these goods as low or
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4 10 Sheridan Junc’n
1.86
men I ever -aw, meeting one’s concep­
neighbors.— Bouton Herald.
of King David’s appearance in
lower than our competitors,
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—“Do you know a man by the name tion
Ballston
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1.9«;
middle
life (he is about thirtv-riveyears
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Sheridan.
5 00
of Legion?” inquired Duniley of a old), very
whether general or special
strong in every way, tender­
friend. “Legion? No. I never heard hearted and allectionate as strong.
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Perrydale..
5 .55
1.94
of him.” “Jenkins told me last night
dealers. Buying goods in
900
Smithfield....
6 17 .
2.12
—
Recent
soundings
have
given
the
:.hat I had been called the biggest fool­
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Polk .
1
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2.24
following
depths
for
the
different
Swiss
greater quantities than most
jackass on earth, and when I demanded
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0 50 .... Dallas.
2.37
8 06
lie man’s name he said it was Legion. lakes, i on stance, between Uttwyl and
2.53
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competitors, and when hand,
Friedrichshafen, 25.» metres; Geneva,
7 50
. Monmouth,
2.65‘
7 28
I’m looking for him.”— Puck.
Luekiamute .
between Kivaz and >a nt-Giugolphe,
7 30
2.80.
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ling
business
of
any
kind
the
—A lady who has been abroad was 255 mt tres; and between Lausanne and
7 14
. Simpson.
s 00
2.91
describing dome of the sights other trip Evian. 330 metres: Brienne. 261; Thun,
7 00
8 15
. A irlie .
3.02
volume of business enters
to her friends. “But what pleased me 217: Lucerne, between Geru and Rtie-
AR
as much as anything,” she concluded, teren. 214 metres Zug. 19*; Neuchatel,
largely into the account in • ' has . N. S cott ,
• ‘was the wonderful clock at Strasburg. ” 1.).'!: Wallenstad:, 151; and Zurich. 143
Receiver ORCfLd > Line.
determining the profit or
• Oh, how I should love to see it!” gush- metres.
W illiam R eid ,
^•d a prettv Voting woman in pink.
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President PAWVRCo.
—An analysis of 439 samples of wine
margin to be realized out of
am so interested in such things. And in the municipal laboratory of Paris
did>yoti see the celebrated watch on the during
the month of September showed
it. Therefore all
Rhine, too?”- Drake'» Magazine.
that only 95 were unadulterated. Of
do have an ad­
y “Why, Mr. Fogg,” urged the land- 402 samples of milk, 29o proved pure,
Jtfrdy.*;jou are not eating anything. and salicvlont ingredients were discov­
vantage over special dealers,
Oome, now,,try one of mv nice biscuit«.” er«^ in 96 out of .‘¡91 samples of beer. It
“Thank you. ma’am,” replied Fogg, was further found that 9 out of 22 sam­
and the greater quantity of
“but when 1 was child I was told never ples of flour were adulterated, anil 11
goods sold or the volume ot
to ask for anything I didn't see on the out of 24 specimens of preserves dyed
’table.” Tlie landlady remarked to the with poisonous substance-.
business done, the greater
servant, after tea, that she wondered
A recent trial in Paris has disclosed
what Mr. Fogg meant; something hate­ some of the secrets of the dressmaking
that advantage and the less
ful, she'd be bound.—Bottom Tranteript. trade. Mlle, l.erask was “first hand”
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the price ought .to be. Hav-
at Messrs. Raudinty’«. at a salary of
The Consequences if he Got Left. 12,000f per annum.
She was made to
ing a full and
* É -■ -
sign a document avowing that she had
••I would lilft,” said the timid lover robbed her employers, and that she was
of the following
to the maiden,who had just accepted indebted to their generosity for not hav­
lines of goods <Voni the lead- Ample room to care tor horses. Livery
team« at as reasonable rates as any where in
him. "1 would'like, since we can not ing prosecuted her. This document was
held over her head io prevent her from
ing dealers and best inanu- Oregon. New stable Third St.. McMinnville.
marry at once, to keep our engagement joining any rival establishment. Final­
tacurers, which we replenish
a secret for the present.”
ly, she left her situation, andon Messrs.
with new fresh goods month­
‘•Why?” asked the astonished damsel. Raudinty hearing that she was still in
SAMVEL GOFF,
“Well, the fact is my parent* would Paris, they prosecuted her. The jury
ly
or
oftener
as
the
trade
re
­
returned a verdict of "not guilty,” and
Lete of Ii dependence, having purchased the
disown me----- ”
quires, to wit: LADIES
Messrs. Raudinty to bear all
“Disown you? Am 1 not worthy to condemned
TEAMS AM) TRICKS
be their daughter? Is tny family not as the costs.
Dress and Fancy Goods, Gents
Of
Logan Bros. A Henderson, offers his
good as yours? Am I not-----
and Boys Clothing and Furnish« services in that line to the public, and will
China
’
s
Empress
Dowager.
“One moment, darling, one little mo­
ing Goods, Hats and Caps, Boots
ment You are mistaken.”
«■uarantee Satisfaction
A Short time ago it wait announced and Shoes, Crockery. Queens
“Mistaken? I would not marry you that the Emperor of China, having
To all who favor him with their patronage.
ware and Glass ware.
He will keep a wagon specially adapted to the
“Stay. I implore von. You, my own, reached his fourteenth year, was about
delivery of parcels, trunks satchels, etc., for
are better than K You are rich; I am to take over the reins at power from and a full line of fresh grocer­ the accomodation of the public. Orders left
at the stable will be promptly attended to at
boot . My parents would disown me
the Empress Dowager, and that nothing
ies, so our customers do not reasonable
rates.
if I get left this time.”—Sen Francncs now remained but for the astrologers
have to deai at half dozen
to select a lucky day. It has. however,
McMinn ville
places to supply their wants.
—In archery a bow puinng thirty now been arranged, at the Emperor's
pounds is considered the correct thing request, and the arrangement has been
While we do not propose to LIVERY FEED AND SALE STAKES
for ladies. But we have known young approved at a meeting of the imperial
be
undersold, yet do not and
ladies of very delicate constitution ana Princes, that the Empress Dowager
can not put these goods in
physique to pull a beau weighing 260 shall govern in conjunction with the
pounds from one division of the city to Emperor until he reaches the age ot
competition with
its antipodes, and that seven nights in twenty. The officials have been or­
or
goods
ths wee k — CAicepo Telegram
dered. therefore, in future to send their
—Depends on the shoulder.—
petition», memorials, etc., in dUDlieate
sold to the trade by unscru­
saw her ffrtt at the (ard*a rats.
—one copy for the Emperor, the other
pulous dealers. We fear no
Il months a<o
for the Empress. The latter has been
■er chkrtaw face «ss st purs as saew.
honest competition. Thank­ I
AnO his heart was caught fn ths foldsn Sow io successful as a ruler that the plan is
Of ths ringlets of saucy Kata.
a wise one. She is not the mother of
ing peop’e for past patron­ LOGAN BROS. & HENDERSON
the Emperor, but one of the wives of
Bo saw bar Iasi with bar shapely bead.
----- PROPRIETORS-----
age and favors, will be pleas­
Twsbaoraaee.
the las* Emperor but one. Tbs
I b« pres
gre., ­
Qa a manly shoulder Deeding low;
seen gainst the ehooh of anothss boo«* ent Emperor is the son < of Prince twin.
ed to have you call and de­ Fine Carriage«, Hacks and
That hate noo only sod.
I the Prime Minister.—AfaruAestcr Gu
Maddic Horses,
termine for yourselves what
MMS.
And everything in the Livery hire,
merit is in our modest claim.
in good shape
The best printing in the county ail A lot of new job type just received
the Reporter job rooms.
At Reasonable Rate«.
at the Reporter job rooms.
A. J. APPERSON.
Oregonian R. R. Co.
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