T he model husband « A Tribe of the Genua Homo Which th AH Probability L* Extinct. NEW TO-DAY. MISCELLANEOUS BUSINESS. A. H. & 0. 0. HODSON J. O. ROGERS. W. T. BAXTER. Notice of Sale by Common Carrier. Tbe model husband never interferes Notice is hereby given that the Oregon and with his wife’s plans in anv way, shape Dealers In California Railroad company, of Portland. or manner, but is in all things and at Oregon, a common carrier having transport At the New Store of ed the personal property hereinafter desorib all times her most willing and devoted ed, from various points in the state of Ore HARDWARE, subject. gon, to the town of McMinnville in the state (Sucoessoes to Baxter A Martin,) of Oregon, at the request of the owner or law If he happens home occasionally, and ful possessor thereof and having safely stor TINWARE & Third street, McMinnville, Oregon. finds the morning’s work undone and ed and kept said property, and by virtue the wife of his bosom in morning dress thereof having a lien upon the same for ita just and reasonable charges, and more than and slippers, hair uncombed and with three months having elapsed since said feet on the hearth deep in the mysteries transportation and care has been performed, of a new love story or absorbed in the and no part of said reasonable and just ; A new, neat and clean stock. Every article charges having been paid, all persons whom perusal of an account of the last Wo A No. 1. Fruit Jars, Butter Crocks, Colored man’s Right convention, while dinner is it may concern nre hereby notitled that said Glassware, Cutlery, Cased Goods, To Oregon and California Railroad company bv still a thing of the far distant future, Alli of which will be sold us bacco, Pipe« and Cigars. its receiver wi'l on the 28th day of March he never grumbles nor growls, nor turns 1S87, commencing nt eleven o’clock a. m . on his heels and goes oft’ down town to LOW KOH CASH. Fresh Fruit and Vegetables in Season. sell at publio auction to the highest bidder, Give us a call. Inspect our stock, and we get a feast. Oh. no! nothing of the kind. for oasli in hand, at the warehouse of said will guarantee prices to suit vou. He first kisses his wife, then replenishes As the times will allow. oompany, in the town of McMinnville, in the state of Oregon, all and singular said the fire which he finds in the “last A. A. KENTON HANFORD BAY. personnl property or snftioient thereof to stages of consumption,” puts the house satisfy said lain and oharces and the ooats “to rights” generally, and prepares— We Make a Specialty <»r all and expenses of making said sale. Said prop to the best of his manly ability— a Kinds of Job Work Par erty having been shjpped, consigned and sumptuous lunch for two. of which he transported between the points hereinafter ticularly invites her to partake in his blandest named, and being more particularly de scribed as follows: society tone. Lot 1 from Portland. 3 Pieces Bowling He never bothers his wife with sew Iron and Tin Roofing, KENYON A RAY, Proprietors. Alley, marked E. B. Berry. ing on his buttons; he “didn’t marry Ix>t 2 from Portland, 1 bdl. w. paper, Galvanized iron Cornices and window caps. (Successor to W. F. Bangasser.) her for that.” He quietly gets a needle mark« d P. F, Brown. R. K okhdkb . In faot we do anything that oomea in and thread, adjusts his thimble and Receiver of the Oregon A <’al. 1’. R Co our line, with neatness and dis Will keep on hand at all times the very Portland Oregon. Maroh 3, 1887. sews his buttons on himself. patch and, best quality of fresh meats, that can be ob When there is a Woman’s Rights tained in the market, and respectfully solioit ERNEST BOLLACK, meeting in town, the Model Husband a share of the publio patronage. always attends his wife thither, or stays £W“< iive us a trial order and we will on your designs and we will cut your guarantee satisfaction. home and takes care of the children— Bring patterns, and do your work, and as she may see fit. don’t you forget it. He never groans at the extravagance Famity Grocery Store. of woman, nor preaches economy at South east cor. <’!d and C streets, MoMinn home, nor indulges in oysters and ville, Oregon. A. H. & O. O. HODSON. campagne suppers away from home, Third Street, MoMinnville, Oregon. but makes his pocket-book a family concern, or deals out money to his wife Brewster’s ratent Rein Holder, with a lavish hand. Your lines are where you put them—not. (Suooessor to L. ROOT.) under horsee’ feet. One agent sold 12doz. in He never chews, smokes nor drinks —PRACTICAL— 5 daye, one dealer sold <1 doz. in 1 i days. Dealer in in the house under any circumstances; Samples worth |i.5O fkee . Write for terms, never ventures out unaccompanied by All Fresh Goods, Groceries, Flour, Bacon, and E. E. BREWSrv» Holly, Mich. his better-half after nightfall; and above Glassware and Crockery. all things, never, never brings a friend Third St., bet. C. & D. Goode delivered to vurcbaaern in tbetritt home unexpectedly to dinner or sup McMinnville, - Oregon. per. ---- 1 0 I---- The Model Husband has no “old I am now fully prepared to do all kinds of c innville F URNITURE actory work in,JE ABLER Y, WATCHES, CLOCKS flames,” nor new ones either; he shuns and all kinds of pins for lodges, trades, etc. secret societies as he would the plague, Jewelery made to order. Everything guar and he has never been known to look anteed, Good and reliable work. in the direction of a bonnet on the head Cheaper than the cheapest where workman W. H. BINGHAM. of any woman but his wife. He endures snip is concerned. Give me a trial. the Caudle lectures delivered by his FINE WATCH REPAIRING A 8PE- better-half with a touching meekness CIAL i TY. Propr. unexcelled by the original Caudle him self, and regards with supreme Manufacturer and Dealer. In pity, not unmixed with contempt I that most miserable specimen of the masculine gender, a hen-pecked hus band! In fact, the Model Husband is very, of all kinds. McMinnville. Oregon. very nearly—a real, genuine saint.— Mrs. Gale I'ores'., in St. Louis Magazine. Just received an extra hne lot of Blnck wp.lnut Furniture, and Undertakers Goods of a F. Multner, Prop. New Firm, New Goods, New Prices BAXTER & ROGERS Stoves Fra F aw Gm. Agricultural Imp enients. Pumps, Pipes, Etc. I CITY MARKET, Never Tell You it Can’t be Done. J. Harv. Henderson, HUB ini mH M M F . The Central Hotel, FINE FURNITURE Dining Station of the 0. G. R. R. designs. Call and price my stook. Knew AU About Cocaine. [Chicago Herald.] it seems rather difficult to make any new discovery in medicine which Frenchmen do not claim to have known all about for at least a decade. Thus, at the February meeting of the Societe de Biologic, M. Rabuteau said that the properties of hydrochlorate of cocaine were known before 1870, that in 1872 M. Laborde had shown its tonic effects, and M. Demarnes ointed out its ana's thetic powers in a thesis. How Very American. [Boston Transcript.] THE GREAT TRANSCONTINENTAL ■ route - orthern N SHOREST! (Late of the St. Charles.) Thia Hotel has just l>een refitted and new ly refurnished throughout, and will be kept in a first class style. The table is supplied with nil the market affords, and guests can rely upon good dean beds, nnd oomfortable rooms. Special accomodations for oommeroial travelers. JOHN J. SAX, Has his Feed Chopping Mill THE !I!III1IIIIIII!|THE DININO CAR MWHWWWH DIRECT HOI TE! NO DELAYS: FASTEST TRAINS! They have the dear little small boy in London, and he behaves himself after T T o CHICAGO and ail points EAST. •» Hll PROMINENT POINTS the manner of his kind. At the Japan XiUVv WMW JLWMWVU T*ck«<’ Throughout the East mid Southeast. ese exhibition there were some very large gourds, hollowed out, lacquered and TO EANT BO ( A ll PASSENGERS! resting on three little gourds, and the dear little small boy got into one and IT BE CAREFUL AND DO NOT MAKE A MISTAKE—BUT BE SURE hid, and his mother was frightened, ------ TO TAKE THE------ and thexjuiet Japanese looking on were scandalized. How very American! In Running Order, - AND— Will chop Feed for $2 per ton or one-tenth toll. ----------(o)---------- Farmers and others bnving grain to chop can come to my mill, and attend to any business in the oity to better advantage than driving two miles out of town to get their chopping done. JOHN J. HAX. McMinnville, Or. Congressional Thanks. [Chicago Tribune.] Star Restaurant, Since this government has been or And see that your ticket reads via Portland and ganized there have been only thirty- —AND— four people named in resolutions of thanks by congress. With three excep I-odging House, tions this honor has only been paid to To avoid changes and «eriou« delay« occanioned by other route«. Through Third Street, opposite the Braly Bank, Emigrant Sleeping Car« aro run on Regular Expre«« Train« Full officers for great gallantry in action dur Length of the Line. Berth« Free.’ MoMinnville........................................ Oregon, ing war. LOWEST RATES! ------- OF QUICKEST TIME! O. C. II hitt, l*rop. [The Judge ] ------- o------- ■■ Z= St. PAUL or MINNEAPOLIS. ZZZZ The pen may be mightier than the ewtrd, but when two swords are fast ened together and made into a pair at scissors, it isn’t GENERAL OFFICE OF THE COMPANY, No. 2 Washington St., Portland, Oregon. A.rD. CHARLTON, General Western Passenger Agent. Finest domestic and imported cigars. Board and lodging. Meals at all honrs. Publio patronage respectfully soliaited. , '