T he
model husband «
A Tribe of the Genua Homo Which th AH
Probability L* Extinct.
NEW TO-DAY.
MISCELLANEOUS BUSINESS.
A. H. & 0. 0. HODSON
J. O. ROGERS.
W. T. BAXTER.
Notice of Sale by Common Carrier.
Tbe model husband never interferes
Notice is hereby given that the Oregon and
with his wife’s plans in anv way, shape
Dealers In
California Railroad company, of Portland.
or manner, but is in all things and at
Oregon, a common carrier having transport
At the New Store of
ed the personal property hereinafter desorib
all times her most willing and devoted
ed, from various points in the state of Ore
HARDWARE,
subject.
gon, to the town of McMinnville in the state
(Sucoessoes to Baxter A Martin,)
of Oregon, at the request of the owner or law
If he happens home occasionally, and
ful possessor thereof and having safely stor
TINWARE
&
Third
street, McMinnville, Oregon.
finds the morning’s work undone and
ed and kept said property, and by virtue
the wife of his bosom in morning dress
thereof having a lien upon the same for ita
just and reasonable charges, and more than
and slippers, hair uncombed and with
three months having elapsed since said
feet on the hearth deep in the mysteries
transportation
and care has been performed,
of a new love story or absorbed in the
and no part of said reasonable and just
; A new, neat and clean stock. Every article charges having been paid, all persons whom
perusal of an account of the last Wo
A No. 1. Fruit Jars, Butter Crocks, Colored
man’s Right convention, while dinner is
it may concern nre hereby notitled that said
Glassware, Cutlery, Cased Goods, To
Oregon and California Railroad company bv
still a thing of the far distant future,
Alli of which will be sold us
bacco, Pipe« and Cigars.
its receiver wi'l on the 28th day of March
he never grumbles nor growls, nor turns
1S87, commencing nt eleven o’clock a. m .
on his heels and goes oft’ down town to LOW KOH CASH. Fresh Fruit and Vegetables in Season. sell
at publio auction to the highest bidder,
Give
us
a
call.
Inspect
our
stock,
and
we
get a feast. Oh. no! nothing of the kind.
for oasli in hand, at the warehouse of said
will
guarantee
prices
to
suit
vou.
He first kisses his wife, then replenishes
As the times will allow.
oompany, in the town of McMinnville, in
the state of Oregon, all and singular said
the fire which he finds in the “last
A. A. KENTON
HANFORD BAY.
personnl property or snftioient thereof to
stages of consumption,” puts the house
satisfy said lain and oharces and the ooats
“to rights” generally, and prepares— We Make a Specialty <»r all
and expenses of making said sale. Said prop
to the best of his manly ability— a
Kinds of Job Work Par
erty having been shjpped, consigned and
sumptuous lunch for two. of which he
transported between the points hereinafter
ticularly
invites her to partake in his blandest
named, and being more particularly de
scribed as follows:
society tone.
Lot 1 from Portland. 3 Pieces Bowling
He never bothers his wife with sew Iron and Tin Roofing,
KENYON A RAY, Proprietors.
Alley,
marked E. B. Berry.
ing on his buttons; he “didn’t marry
Ix>t 2 from Portland, 1 bdl. w. paper,
Galvanized
iron
Cornices
and
window
caps.
(Successor
to
W.
F.
Bangasser.)
her for that.” He quietly gets a needle
mark« d P. F, Brown.
R. K okhdkb .
In faot we do anything that oomea in
and thread, adjusts his thimble and
Receiver of the Oregon A <’al. 1’. R Co
our line, with neatness and dis
Will
keep
on
hand
at
all
times
the
very
Portland Oregon. Maroh 3, 1887.
sews his buttons on himself.
patch and,
best quality of fresh meats, that can be ob
When there is a Woman’s Rights
tained in the market, and respectfully solioit
ERNEST BOLLACK,
meeting in town, the Model Husband
a share of the publio patronage.
always attends his wife thither, or stays
£W“< iive us a trial order and we will
on your designs and we will cut your guarantee satisfaction.
home and takes care of the children— Bring patterns,
and do your work, and
as she may see fit.
don’t you forget it.
He never groans at the extravagance
Famity Grocery Store.
of woman, nor preaches economy at
South east cor. <’!d and C streets, MoMinn
home, nor indulges in oysters and ville, Oregon.
A. H. & O. O. HODSON.
campagne suppers away from home,
Third Street, MoMinnville, Oregon.
but makes his pocket-book a family
concern, or deals out money to his wife
Brewster’s ratent Rein Holder,
with a lavish hand.
Your lines are where you put them—not.
(Suooessor to L. ROOT.)
under horsee’ feet. One agent sold 12doz. in
He never chews, smokes nor drinks
—PRACTICAL—
5 daye, one dealer sold <1 doz. in 1 i days.
Dealer in
in the house under any circumstances;
Samples worth |i.5O fkee . Write for terms,
never ventures out unaccompanied by
All Fresh Goods, Groceries, Flour, Bacon, and
E. E. BREWSrv» Holly, Mich.
his better-half after nightfall; and above
Glassware and Crockery.
all things, never, never brings a friend
Third St., bet. C. & D.
Goode delivered to vurcbaaern in tbetritt
home unexpectedly to dinner or sup
McMinnville,
-
Oregon.
per.
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The Model Husband has no “old
I am now fully prepared to do all kinds of
c
innville
F
URNITURE
actory
work in,JE ABLER Y, WATCHES, CLOCKS
flames,” nor new ones either; he shuns
and all kinds of pins for lodges, trades, etc.
secret societies as he would the plague,
Jewelery made to order. Everything guar
and he has never been known to look
anteed, Good and reliable work.
in the direction of a bonnet on the head
Cheaper than the cheapest where workman
W.
H.
BINGHAM.
of any woman but his wife. He endures
snip is concerned. Give me a trial.
the Caudle lectures delivered by his
FINE WATCH REPAIRING A 8PE-
better-half with a touching meekness
CIAL i TY.
Propr.
unexcelled by the original Caudle him
self, and regards with supreme
Manufacturer and Dealer. In
pity, not unmixed with contempt I
that most miserable specimen of the
masculine gender, a hen-pecked hus
band!
In fact, the Model Husband is very,
of all kinds.
McMinnville. Oregon.
very nearly—a real, genuine saint.—
Mrs. Gale I'ores'., in St. Louis Magazine. Just received an extra hne lot of Blnck wp.lnut Furniture, and Undertakers Goods of a
F. Multner, Prop.
New Firm, New Goods, New Prices
BAXTER & ROGERS
Stoves Fra F aw Gm.
Agricultural Imp enients. Pumps,
Pipes, Etc.
I
CITY MARKET,
Never Tell You it Can’t be Done.
J. Harv. Henderson,
HUB ini mH
M M
F
.
The Central Hotel,
FINE FURNITURE Dining Station of the 0. G. R. R.
designs. Call and price my stook.
Knew AU About Cocaine.
[Chicago Herald.]
it seems rather difficult to make any
new discovery in medicine which
Frenchmen do not claim to have known
all about for at least a decade. Thus,
at the February meeting of the Societe
de Biologic, M. Rabuteau said that the
properties of hydrochlorate of cocaine
were known before 1870, that in 1872
M. Laborde had shown its tonic effects,
and M. Demarnes ointed out its ana's
thetic powers in a thesis.
How Very American.
[Boston Transcript.]
THE GREAT
TRANSCONTINENTAL
■ route -
orthern
N
SHOREST!
(Late of the St. Charles.)
Thia Hotel has just l>een refitted and new
ly refurnished throughout, and will be kept
in a first class style.
The table is supplied with nil the market
affords, and guests can rely upon good dean
beds, nnd oomfortable rooms.
Special accomodations for oommeroial
travelers.
JOHN J. SAX,
Has his
Feed Chopping Mill
THE
!I!III1IIIIIII!|THE DININO CAR MWHWWWH
DIRECT HOI TE!
NO DELAYS:
FASTEST TRAINS!
They have the dear little small boy in
London, and he behaves himself after T
T o CHICAGO and ail points EAST.
•» Hll PROMINENT POINTS
the manner of his kind. At the Japan XiUVv WMW JLWMWVU T*ck«<’
Throughout the East mid Southeast.
ese exhibition there were some very
large gourds, hollowed out, lacquered and
TO EANT BO ( A ll PASSENGERS!
resting on three little gourds, and the
dear little small boy got into one and IT BE CAREFUL AND DO NOT MAKE A MISTAKE—BUT BE SURE
hid, and his mother was frightened,
------ TO TAKE THE------
and thexjuiet Japanese looking on were
scandalized. How very American!
In Running Order,
- AND—
Will chop Feed for $2 per ton
or one-tenth toll.
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Farmers and others bnving grain to chop
can come to my mill, and attend to any
business in the oity to better advantage than
driving two miles out of town to get their
chopping done.
JOHN J. HAX.
McMinnville, Or.
Congressional Thanks.
[Chicago Tribune.]
Star Restaurant,
Since this government has been or
And see that your ticket reads via Portland and
ganized there have been only thirty-
—AND—
four people named in resolutions of
thanks by congress. With three excep
I-odging House,
tions this honor has only been paid to To avoid changes and «eriou« delay« occanioned by other route«. Through
Third Street, opposite the Braly Bank,
Emigrant Sleeping Car« aro run on Regular Expre«« Train« Full
officers for great gallantry in action dur
Length of the Line. Berth« Free.’
MoMinnville........................................ Oregon,
ing war.
LOWEST RATES!
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QUICKEST TIME!
O. C. II hitt, l*rop.
[The Judge ]
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■■ Z= St. PAUL or MINNEAPOLIS. ZZZZ
The pen may be mightier than the
ewtrd, but when two swords are fast
ened together and made into a pair at
scissors, it isn’t
GENERAL OFFICE OF THE COMPANY,
No. 2 Washington St., Portland, Oregon.
A.rD. CHARLTON, General Western Passenger Agent.
Finest domestic and imported cigars.
Board and lodging.
Meals at all honrs.
Publio patronage respectfully soliaited.
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