Th© Daily Reporter. X Don’t forget the auction sale Chronicles of Firemen. at the St. Charles hotel Monday. And it came to pass at the D. C. IRELAND A CO. PUBLISHERS, Nail up a cigar box on your end of the reign of king Wat gate post and have vour daily the boss barber, when he was McMinnville, Or. - - Feb. 3, 1887 paper always safe. gathered to his fathers. The best job printing in the Tender house plants were That the men called fire, gat knocked out in the Hist round county at the lowest living themselves together in their last night. Also the old wooden rates. Call at Reporter office. synogogue to choose a ruler. Vermont boasts of a young pump. And Ed. the woodsmith, who lady who sees with her eyes If this weather holds on a few hath neither wife, servant or hours longer our young men shut. This city discounts this concubine was chosen king. will begin to hunt for bells and with a young woman who won’t And the men smote the car belles, for a moonlight sleigh see with her eyes open. petings of the floor with the W. E. Martin will received all leather coverings of their feet ride. Barnekoff & Co. will ship their friends and others, at his cosy for joy. last car load of wheat to San quarters in the new brick hotel. And George the board maker Francisco via Portland; they Billy needs no recommendation was chosen second ruler. have shipped 22 car loads via as a caterer of popular luxuries. And Charles the ink slinger The Portland News of the 3d, Yaquina. was chosen to write upon parlia Mrs. Ida Fletcher, who has has a long editorial on “ forest ment. for some time been visiting her tires.” Ahem? Say sonny; arn’t And George the tooth yanker sister, Mrs. W. E. Martin, has you a little previous, as it were, was chosen keeper of the shek to-day returned to her home with six inches of snow all over els. the country? near Lafayette. And the house of Engine and If the WCTU of this city ex the house of Hose and the house County seat or no county seat, who will build small, convenient pect favors from the public they of Hooks took unto themseves cottages and lease them for a may as well prepare to grant a divers rulers. term of years? Only those who few occasionally. Why was it And they made a great feast that they called in the books on in the house of Jeptha, and gath mean business need apply. A. J. Apperson, Wm. Campbell, Broom Drill, and compelled the ered their kinsmen according to Jeff. D. Fenton and Hon. Wm. firemen to order a new lot? An their Hesh and finances. Galloway, left for Salem this a. explanation will be published. And their partakings were in. to shake hands with those as This session of the assembly only limited according to the semblymen who were recently is now half over and nothing of capacity of their raiment. importance done, except a bill storm bound at Yaquina bay. And Charles the ink slinger, to pay the members their passed The exercises in Miss Martin’s and Charles the dough wrastler, mileage and per diem. The room to-morrow will be of un and Jayell the pill roller, were members have now only about usual interest, parents and friends chosen rulers of the Sanhedrim. three weeks in which to distin of education are respectfully And when all the tribes were guish themselves. asked to add to the worth of gathered at the feast they lifted The NPR proposes to loan to these exercises by attending. up their voices between bites to destitute farmers in Dakota 100,- ... Agricultural machine men are talk to their best girl. Selah ! 000 bushels of wheat and 60,000 getting as thick as bees in a And the chronicler lamenteth clover lot. Don’t buy a piece of bushels of oats for seeding pur because he was not. machinery from a house that is poses, the same to the returned —.. e bushel for bushel, next fall. not identified in some way with Snyder Bros, deny the soft There is nothing particularly Oregon, or Yamhill county. impeachment that they are pub philanthropic in this design, but lishing a republican paper. The Read our ads. The firemen’s fair committee it is thoughtful nevertheless, and Transcript says: “It seems to will have a meeting at the fire-1 will give in return thousands of interest one or two of our kind mens hall to-morrow night, dollars in the line of freights to journalistic brethren to speak February 4th, at which impor-i the company. The farmers in prejudicially of this paper as re taut business is to be transacted.1 the region designated lost their publican. That is nothing new Be prompt at 6:30; not 7, nor! crops last year from drouth and under the sun, and doesn’t kill; half past. Bv order of the Chief. hail, hence the condition that no, doesn’t kill. Still we chal Fully five inches of snow rest-: renders them in need of assis lenge any so disposed to point ed on a level this morning. It is' tance. to an utterance in the Transcript not half so cheerful when it Will some student in political bearing out such an assertion; comes that way, and drifts into economy please step to our re and further assuring them that halls, through cracks and crev lief with .some sort of an alge if they will keep their eye on ices and wears out its welcome: braic formula representing the these columns they may proba by a persistent hanging on; visual possibility of a live, self- bly become convinced if their which is as annoying as an of-1 reliant and satisfied people wait stalwart reliable, nay, malicious; fice bore. Western Oregon is! ing upon a corpse for its next independence. A newspaper is not a snow country; so old Bo- inhabitant? This city proposes not necessarily a whig, tory, to have the vexed county seat mugwaump, Mormon, yankee or tle around him ami depart before question settled, fairly, squarely, Missourian, no matter what is our favorite Chinook, always at and openly. The petition is before, behind or around it.” home; but which is perhaps lin their text. And the present as It is a pretty cold day, sonny, gering to-day in the lap of I sembly must decide the issue winter, somewhere along the upon that basis, so far as legis but your Uncle Eli will get very near there. lation goes. coast. Valuable Business Papera \\ . G. 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