fho Baiîy Reporter. 1 he hall of Custer Post Band was converted into a confection­ p Ct IRELAND A CO. PUBLISHERS, ary factory last evening by the geMinnville, Or. • Dec. 3, 1886 lady friends of the band boys, who met at Grissen’s in the even­ ■ Subscribe for the Reporter. ing and inarched up to the hall I fitv election at Lafayette on completely capturing them bv a surprise party, then a candy Monday- I Jirs. Geo. W. Burt is quite ill, pulling, and finally it threatens ■¡nd confined to her room. to end, as we go to press, in a I The storm of Wednesday night social dance. ■flushed an abundance of water. The “Grape Cure,” for obesity ■ jlr. Crandall, a student at the and disease consequent upon ■ allege, met with a serious acci- high living, has been having a ■ jjiit while practicing gymnas- “run” in France and Germany. It is reported the patient is giv­ ■tics. I IV. H. Black, a former student en a pound of grapes to eat the ■ lithe college here, has been or- first day. This amount is added ■ ¿iined for the ministry at Mills- to until the person can eat five or six pounds a day. The other ■ »ro. I W. L. Gilson was the lucky food is gradually lessened, and I jiiin who got a $65 White sew- the diet at last consists entirely ■ ag machine and a can of bak- of grapes. Rogers & Todd have I at powder for fifty cents at the only genuine substitute for I Ipperson’s. the grape cure sold in America. I Hon. C. H. Dodd’s machinery Joe White, narrow guage road­ I in this county will very likely master, nearly crushed his rail­ I y represented soon by Hon. way velocipede last week one day. I im. Galloway. It was almost a miracle that our I The Choral Union expect to stout friend himself was not I meet at the C. P. church next crushed. The Appeal says he I Tuesday evening at 7 o’clock was passing over a trestle near I sharp. Half an hour, till 7:30, Stayton, and leaned to one side I rill be devoted to rudiments, a little to notice a piece of rotten piling, when the velocipede up­ I then the choruses. I Ant Shadden has placed upon set, throwing him a distance of I our table a single link of saus- twelve feet to the swale beneath, I age which measured three feet with the car on top. He grad­ I long, and five inches diameter. ually picked himself up, and got I It makes a breakfast of hot help to put the velocipede on the track again. The car weighs I cakes taste fine. They say Misery loves com­ nearly 390 lbs. He weighs about pany, but if Misery had been in 225. * The Scientific American, pub­ town yesterday he would have found very little company. Tt lished by the great patent agency »as a dull, drizzling, uneventful firm of Munn ttn of misplaced confidence to per annum, which places it the tune $14,060, has a chance within the reach ot all. Sub­ of getting even by a suit for scriptions will be received at the forgery against the Mercury for office of tliis paper. There is no occasion for anx­ ^producing his wig and mus­ iety about the retirement of na­ tache in its columns. Commissioner Hibbs has just tional bank notes. But little finished the boss stock well in more than $80,000,900 of bonds Yamhill In In view of some change« in the busi­ ness world, as well as among produc­ ers and laborers, it is well that we should one and all think of our own interests as well as that of others, and once in a while call a halt, take ac­ count of what stock we have on hand, whether it lie in cattle, horses, nier- chandise or farina, and ascertain for ourselves our preaont condition and future prospects, and make such changes from time to time aa each of us, after mature deliberations, find our better judgments may indicate. In view of those things I shall introduce to you on or about New Years, New Styles, New Goods, and a Radical • • change in the management of the J. F. WlSF.CARVER, P. M Business which I trust may prove to our mutual advantage. It is with thia Observations. object in view that it to be adopted, Gold and silver ladies watchos at a ft will, upon investigation, be found big bargain at the McMinnville jew­ simple and just to one aud all. The elry store. Services at the M. E. church every time is past when a man can sell ges >ds evening this week, Rev. Mr. Satcliwell on one year or for an indefinite period, presiding. and compete with those who sell ex­ The McMinnville Business College clusively for cash. I shall on or about is open every evening at 7 o’clock for Jan. 1st introduce to you a system st ml cj its in writing, drawing and book­ poasoAsing all the advantages of both keeping. The Weekly Reporter, a faithful the credit and the cash sytems, and and complete conqiendium of the none of the disadvantage« of either. week’s news, is furnished for 16| cents A. J. A ppkrsow . a month. Mias Belle Johnson, teacher of music in McMinnville and at McMinnville ftprclHl Notice. college. Residence corner of Hecond In view of the change noon to take and C Streets. place, I deaire all accounts to be set­ McMinnville jeweler? store is now tled by the 1st of Jan. A word to the Che biggest and largest west of Port­ land and the cheapest in Oregon. wise is sufficient. Call and settle. Wm. HoTI/firoprietor. A. J. AiTBMOV.