MISCELLANEOUS BUSINESS.
I
* •William E. Mason—yon brutal ate
The Pdly Reverter.
BEN A TOK MANOX’S WIFE,
■so itetr Mia a Mlea IHawar teat
Apprs' M« Mi« Joke.
IHiAl
children enjoyed the joke JuM
aa much aa I did—yea, and wife, too,
rot to laughing about it after awhile.
Our boy Louis said:
“Do it again, pa;
its m.g ity jolly to have a big dinner
once in awhile.”
“But look here, you reporter: yon
aren’t taking notes on me?
Come,
ooma. now. that’s not right: you mustn’t
tell the story on me.
Put it on ion»
body else—put it on Bill Campbell.
THE GREAT
TRANSCONTINENTAL
J.OÜTI
MORTHEonACincn ailroab
lu
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Il SHOKEST! ft BEST! || QUICKEST ¡
••It is only about twice a year.” rc-
■harked S.aie Senator W illiam E Mason
the other dev to an Arkautaw Travel­
ler retorter.’-nnat I'm smart enough to
^xd mv w fa Last Monday I played a
trick tiat ought to serve m a capital
i-ggesuon for ' ’.her nusbands to con­
REPORTER DIRECTORY.
duct op. ra’..on* on.
Along about 4
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o’clock <a the ..ften»o>>n I began to get
olmng cab
STATE OFFICEte.
fain: and hungry; I had been working
THE DI KELT KOI TE!
NO DEL AYS!
FASTEST TRAKi;
.
- Jos. N. Dolph
hard all dar and «»■ ** famished and „••o
Ui ited States Senators
, j H. Mitchell
o-------
a* f*gg^'‘
• hunted wolf. As I »at in Representative in Congress.... B Hermann T
. WR .1-, To CHICACO and all points EAST
mv offic» chair wondering what I »M Govern- >r .................
. Z. F. Moody LOWfiSt luUSS Tic‘ie‘' sold ,o aU fho ’ iiaeat poni;
go ng tu tinu for dinn -r when I got Goveri or’a Secretary........... . ,C B. Moore* ddU VV VW w rewwewwiw
Throuihoui the East and Southeaii.
. R. P. Earhart
E^ruc, an entirely ne« jd marreoous- Secretary of State .............
F. E. Hodgkin
)y bnUia.it idea flash'
uo°n me.
It Assistant Secretary.............
IO ILAST HOIAD PA**E\<wERS!
Ed. Hirsch
State Treaenrer.....................
br*»ke u: ’n my .nie.lee. m :cu as a stray Assistant Treasurer.............
A. F. Wheeler rr BE CAREFUL AND DO NOT MAKE A MISTAKE-BUT BE
plank d^nce- beloT' t..e vision of a Supi. of Pub ic Ii.«traction
E. B McElroy
------ TO TAKE THE------
W.
H. Bvars
drowning man
It made tuy mouth ! "•tale
'lair I Printer
J iUWl ........................
............
■ -.**.
— —
»Ieri School
¡XLI'UI A--A
Land
14Li Board E. P. McCornack
fairly wa er as it develop-wl . ls details ’ < /irla
........ Dr. J ose phi
in tnv greedy brain
I made a bee line Snpt. Insane Asylum ...
... Geo. Collins
Supt
Penitentiary
the tc.cph • ie and <-ali«-d the central
Geo. K. Jackson
Warden Penitentiary ..
ofi:iv
i W. P Lord
•• Give me A Ö6*. said I. and then 1 Supreme Judges. ..
R. S. Strahan
I W W. Thayer
Anil see that vour ticket reads via Portland anil
chuck!--«! al! over, and ruy mouth kept
on wau-r.ng
OI-TB1CT JVlOES.
•• ’Bur r-r.’ went the t- (
ne I put First District............................ L. K. Webster
niv mo'i’a clone to the fun tie., and in a ."wcu«Mi i>.strict.............................. Robert Bean
To avoid changes and serious delays occasioned Iw other routes. Thnril
shrill, fa setto voire asked:
*!-> that
ird District................................ R. P. Boise
Emigrant Sleeping Cars are run on Regular Express Trains Full
F jrth I’lstnc: .................... E. D. Shattuck
Senator Mx.«on's bou«e*
Length of the Line. Berths Free.
Fifth
District
.....................
Frank
J.
Taylor
**'Tea,'came the answer, and 1 re-
LOWEST
KATES!
-¿J------- QUICKEST TIffl
-ixth
District
.....................
M.
L
Olmstead
cogn^e>i my w.fe _t lb
ther end of the
------- o
I
citt orncxss
GEM-HAL OFFICE OF THE COMPAAY,
wire
*• 'la the Senator at home?' 1 asked in Mayor.................................... Hon. J. W. Cowls
....
I. Sjienre-r
the same feminine roll’«.
Treasurer.............................
J. L. Rogers
t. D. (HABLTOX, General Western Passenger Agent.
- ’No.' was the repiv
Marshal
............................ Geo. Kauffman
•• •Well. then, is Mr» Mason there?' I Street Commissioner......... ♦...< . A. Wallaoe
inquired
ailroad,
acific
comciutzK.
OVERLAND TO CALIFORMU
“ Yoe I am Mrs. Mason.’ was the an­
OnT"
oute.
opular
W m. ■ ampbell.
D. C Narver.
anges.
swer
icturesque
m
ver
J. S. Nash
•• "Oh, is that you?' 1 cried, "how do Geo. W. Jones.
The
Oregon
and
California It
¡ S. A. Manning.
T. A. Turner.
Fart Tine. Sure Cctterticn, New Equipaext
you do?"
And
Connections.
•• Why. bow d'you do?' responded
ootim ort leans.
TIME, 2| DAYS.
my wife, but I knew by her tones that
i R P.____
Bird
225 Miles Shortest
Senators....
ahe hadn't the remotest idea wtiorn she
........ ) J. W. Watts
Fane from Portland to San Francis«) |S
20
Hours
Less
Time.
jR. R. Laughlin
was talking to
to Sacramento. $30.
.. - F. N. Little
Close oonnections made at Ashland rt
•* "How are all the chileren?' I asted. Represent itici*
Accommodations unsurpassed for oomfort
'Chas. Lafollett and safety.
Fares and Freights MUCH stages of the California. Oregonandlas
“ ‘Thev re all very well.' said wife- 'Judge
L Loughary LESS than by any other route between all stage company.
*" "Well' said I. "1 happened to be m I ■ lerk
.Geo. W. Briedwell in Willamette valley and San Francisco.
DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAYS.
town shopping to-dar. and I thought I'd Sheriff
T J. Harris
East Side Division.
, Treasurer
W . W. Nelson
go over to your house to dinner.'
BETWEEN I’llHTI ODA ASBL1M
Wyatt Harris
“Well, that sort of staggered wjfa Assereor
’1ail Train.
i J. S. Hibbs
< 'otoni is*K>ners
She mustered up voice euough U> aax:
LEAVE.
IKBIU
■ Geo. Dorsey
-•Who are you?'
Portland... .8900 A.M. Ashland...... Wil
School Sopt
J. A. C. Frennd
•'Then I answered:
Ashland. . 8ri5r. m . Portland......
Surveyor
Jeff. D. Fenton
“ "Wtiv. don’t vou rveogtiiae the 1 orener
Albany Express Trail.
D. < ’. Narver
DAILY PASSE.AG EH THAH',
Sbre-p Inspector
Voice? Tm Mrs. ilya-yahl*
Awn
LEAVE.
A J. Nelson
Portland.... 4?.0 p. m . Lebanon.... U hi
“ *1 don't catch the name—epeak
(Except Sundays. >
Lebanon ... 4.-45 a. m Portland...: "ill
WEST SIl'l STAGE LISES.
louder.- »he ; vaded.
• "Mrs. Mya-vahr 1 repeated, and
Pullman Palace Sleeping Can
McMinnville to Shendan daily, via Belle­ Leave Corvallis at 2 p. m. Leave Ya-
wi
that, .n order to preclude aU en>- vue: Shendan to Willamina and Grand
quina at 7: 10 a. m.
daily between Portland and Ashiiai
bamaa ng comoiicaüon«. 1 shut off the 1. tide Mon. W^d. and Sat : Grand Konde Oregon and California. West side, trains
The O’. A C. R. R. Ferry makes con««
to
<>retown
Tut*,
and
Sat.
telephone a* tight as I could.
Then I
with all the regular trains on the e«t m
oonnect at ( orvallis.
division from foot of F street
arltoo via North Yamhill to Newtoekton
threw myee.f into a chair and laughed
West Side Division.
¡The Oregon Development Company’s
u,l 1 like u> went into apoplexy. Laugh? Hebo, Netarte. Ir-.sk and Tillamook. Mon
BET. PORTLAND AND MBVMR
Weil, you night to have seen the plae- " ed. and Fn. at »><0 a m.
FINE Al
31ail Train.
Parker to Buena Vista, daily at 11:30 a.m.
ter.ng fall around tne!
But. to make
,
abbhb
LEAVE
4
*° Gbanv daily, connecting
the long saocy short, 1 reached home
romana.
.. ~ < :3 ■ a. n. McM'nville.lHM
Portland...
(MR to Mo roe and Junction Tues
about 45, and of all the dinners I ever with
McM'nville 10:13 a. M. Corvallis.. .1»»!
Thur Sat. at ’ a m.
Corvallis... 1:30 p . m . McM'nviik. . 6:15*3
34f»l
olapp^l eyes on—gosh it wa* a banquet!
SAILS
Deny to Dallas daily. A' p, m. To Salem
McM'nville 3:44 p M. Portland.. • 6:15*1
W fe Na : ti»-r new t .ack silk dress on. daily. F a. m.
From Yaqnina.
From San Francisco.
At Corvallis oonnect with train» ■[
and she ha>! slicked the children up so
day.... Oct. 1" Monday .... Oct. 4
I orest Grvve_ to Mountain Dale and In-
Oregon Pacific for
Friday ....
22 Saturday.......... “ 16
that I evtud haru.y identify ihrtn.
m To Greenville Mon-
3 Thursday....
“ 2< :
"1 think we d .«etter wait dinner a dav. W^neaday and Fndav. Ila m. To W edne*>day Nov.
Wiqiuna
Bay
M
Monday....
15 Wednesday.. .Noy. 10;
while. Gear, said w.fe.
Gaw a ereek Saturday. 7 a. ni
• 4
Exprews
Traia.
Saturday...
27 Mcnday.......... “
22
UUTn
I
a
BBIH.
“
bv a>* I asked. 'B eas vou. I m
uuve .
Alina
Hillsboro to Greenville. Mountain Dale
*nd 1 glea. dai y at 11 p m. To Gale's creek
Portland. ...
.. .4iP>-'
V»-1 p
r. - M-
M. McM'nnlk.
as hungry as an a., gator
The < ompany reserves the right to change Portland
sailing days. Fares. between Corvallis and McM'nville .5?45 a. m . Portland.—“1
“Tl'm wfe told me she was exywct- oaijy at i m.
Local tickets for sale and baggtfl««*
San
Francisco. Rail and Cabin. $14: Kail
mg a Lady guest, and »he repeated the
Independence to Monmouth daily, except
at the company's up-tow offioe. «■• •
P and Steerage, $i».S8.
deia..« of toe telephone of the afte - 'unday. ll.tO v m. and 2.-45 p m.
For information apply to
Pine and Second streets. Tickets WF
It • a* a tearful ordeal, but I
McVeys to Lino In and Zena, daily, at 3:30
cipal pointe in California can or.ly <»l
CHAS. C HOGUE.
p
tc.
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Manag'd to nA>< innocent, and of
Acting Gen. F. and Pass. Agent.
cured at company’s office. Corn«
Oourwe I »uaJerei who the .adv cv-u.d
Corvallis, Oregon Front streets Portland. Or.
d
be
7
Frieght will not be received for -J
after five o’clock p. m. on oitber tM
" "Indeed. 1 d<.»o t know.' *a d w:fa,
Oregon Kidney Tea. ST. CHARLES HOTEL, wect
E. P
side divisions.
•but her wmcw was strange r familiar
O. f k
R.
KOEHLER.
I ve twwn p xx ng my<* f a.-noet to
Nature s own Remedy
r. MULTNEH. Prwp^,
Manager.
dewir. trying to gue* who it waa’
Corner Third and B streets.
Will speedily relieve and per-
•» »ailed fifteen minutes and
manentiy cure all the vanoos WCytlN3iVlLLF.
.
.
OREHOV
-a— •* -*t down to the banquet—and
difficulties anaangfreen adieor
New house' New furniture! Unsurpassed
3ered condition of the
a rvral »«. **' 1
" * ^ad axip and
in the oountry Raves— $1 to $2 per day ao-
^rding
Single meals 25 rente.
teh and ah.*
about a deren
LIVER AND KIDNEYS Lodging. to 35 room.
to 50 rents according to room.
dttte rede d jte X
It w perfectly harm lew and Board and Lodging. $4 to $6, per week. Two
and bought a ga,.
can be giver, to the most de'i- r me Sample Rooms for commercial men
cwte woman or child. For Mie Give me a call and see for yourself.
and a froesed cake .
by all druggveta
it jwat as long as I
I
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No. 2 Washington St., Portland, Oregoi
P
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Only Route via Taquina Bay
To
San Francisco
J
Steamship Yaquina City
o
enure to tbs ptnk we
stand it any longer
n a< I Looked at wife
are
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CITY
^xx-t- Hir.un A Watwnn
Wholesale Agent»
Portland. Oregon.
ADVERTISERS
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