MISCELLANEOUS BUSINESS. The darkest hour is when you can’t The Daily Reporter. find the matches. THE GREAT You can’t have the last word with a D. C. IRELAND A CO. Pl'BLISHERS. chemist. He always has a retort. When King Canute ordered the Oct. 22, 1886 McMinnville, Or. wave« to roll back he thought he wa» talking to a surf. EDITORIAL NOTES. Judge Thayer will soon be domi­ It costs $10 in Paris to learn how to ciled in tiie state house in comforta­ bow gracefully. A sweet smile comes ble. pleasaht quarters, with two small I rooms partitioned otf for a chamber $5 extra. A piece of land was sold in Ixindon and a kitchen. >»*M**********************®************************« The so-called merchant who was IIII1III1III1IIITHE DINING CAR LINEl’l,/a,<,j;//ff/Lllf last week at the rate of $10,000,000 smoking a cigar while weighing out THE DIRECT HOI TE! NO DELAYS» FASTEST TRAINS! per acre. powder to a customer in Chicago last The government geodetic survey de­ T 1 To CHICACO and all points EAST, Ticket” «« PROMINENT POINT« cided to investigate the subject of earth­ week, wrecked the building and him­ L i OWASL dtaW Vv WWW MIWWWV Throughout the East and Southeast. self by the explosion. The loss of the quakes and are preparing to bring out building is to be regretted. TO EAST BOlJiWD-pASSExVGERS! much valuable information. A Polk county farmer is dead set in There is one proud privilege of the BE CAREFUL AND DO NOT MAKE A MISTAKE—BUT BE SURI the Oregonian yesterday against the ------ TO TAKE THE------ humblest laborer in America. He can legislative assembly voting another choose his own companions. He is dollar for the benefit of the “ state not compelled to associate with English fair” so-called. The people of Polk lords. county declined to be taxed for the The Ixmdon authorities have decid­ benefit of such a farce. And see that your ticket reads via Portland and ed confer the freedom of that city upon The late attempt to corner coffee Henry M. Stanley. Englishmen are was a failure. Every mule in Central quite in the habit of conferring honor America and the Indies was pressed To avoid changes and serious delays occasioned by other routes. Through Emigrant Sleeping Cars are run on Regular Express Trains Full upon Americans lately. into service to get the grain to mar­ Length of the Line. Berths Free. ------- EF8 QUICKEST TIME! John W. Mackay is educating his ket, and holders were left to hold—the LOWEST RATES! ------- o-------- Besides this, Bolivian coffee is sons in Europe. If he educated them sack. GENERAL OFFICE OF THE COMPANY, in a Nevada mine they would be more now introduced into this market. The D. CHARLTON. General Western Passenger Agent. likely to understand the value of the berry is large, lustrous, of good flavor, and surprising strength. It is so much money they will have when the old man richer in the active principal of coffee aciflc nailroad. dies. OVERLAND TO CALIFORNIA opular Houte. that its effects upon the nervous sys ­ icturesque anges. Grand Master workman'Powderly is VIA tem are almost like delirium tremens. a devout Catholic, and attends mass The Oregon ’nd California R. R. It promises to be of much use in mix­ Fast Time, Sure Connection, New Equipment And Connections. regularly. Yet the pope is opposed to ing with weaker coffee or giving TIME, 2| DAYS. 225 Miles Shortest K. of L and declares the order to be strength to adulterated mixtures. Fare from Portland to San Francisco $32; 20 Hours Less Time. as objectionable as other secret socie­ to Sacramento, $30. Some eld soakers may be able to And Accommooationa unsurpassed for comfort Close connections made at Ashland with ties. solace in this beverage when the pro­ and safety. Fares and Freights MUCH stages of the California, Oregon and Idaho Intelligence has been received from hibitionists have elected a president LESS than by any other route between all stage company. (DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAYS.) London that Harry Courtaine, formerly and a majority of the assembly have in Willamette valley and San Francisco. ___ East Side Division. of San Francisco, died in the gutters of sat down upon mineral waters at a BETWEEN l,(lltriA\ I> A ASHLAND JIail Train. that city from intemperance. He was bar. LEAVE. ____ one of California's first and best come To San Francisco. Portland.... 7:30 a . m . I Ashland ARRIVE. 4:15 a . m . REPORTER DIRECTORY. Ashland.. .9:30 p. M.II’ortland....... > 4:25 p . m . dians, and naturally a polished gentle­ Albany Express Train DAILY PASSENGER TKA1W, man. STATE OFFICERS. LEAVE. ARRIVE. Portland... .4:00 p. m . Lebanon .9:20 r. M. The existence of the cattle plague at United Staten Senators.... I Jos. N. Dolph (Except Sunday«.) Lebanon... .4:45 a . m . Portland ( J. H. Mitchell 10:05 a . A Chicago, and the widespread belief that Representative in Congress .... B. Hermann Leave Corvallis at 2 p. m. Leave Ya­ Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars Governor................................. .Z. F. Moody quantities of deceased beef have been Governor's Secretary............ . .. . .0. quina at 7: 10 a. m. B. Moores daily £etween Portland and Ashland. of State.................. .. R. P. Earhart Oregon and California, West side, trains shipped east, has cast much suspicion Secretary u e ® Ferry makes connection Assistant Secretary................ F. E. Hodgkin connect at < orvallis. T. . ^e regular trains on the east eide State Treasurer ...................... on recent arrivals of Chicago dressed ... Ed. Hirsoh division from foot of F street. Assistant Treasurer............. The Oregon Development Company’s A. F. Wheeler West Side Division. beef. There is a lack of confidence in Snpt. of Public Instruction E. B. McElroy BET. PORTLAND AND CORVALLIS. Suit« Printer.................................... W. H. Byani „IO FINE Al the meat inspection of Chicago. Niall Train. Olerk School Land Board E. P. MoCorriack ....... j LEATE. Boh Ingersoll has announced him­ Supt. Insane Asylum ....Dr. Josephi Steamship Yaqutna Qhy ' 7:30 A- M- MoM’nville. 10:12 a .M. Penitentiary . Geo. Collins McM nville 10:13 a . m . Corvallis.. .12:25 p. M. self in favor of Henry George, and ad­ Snpt. Warden Penitentiary Geo. K. Jackson NAILS Corvallis. 1:30 p. m . MoM’nville. 3:43 p . m . vises republicans to sup|xirt him as W. P. Lord MoM nville 3:44p. m . Portland.. . 6:15 p . m . From Yaquina, From San Francisoo, Supreme Judges..... R. S. Strahan Sunday........... Oct. 10 Monday ... their candidate for mayor of New York At Corvallis connect with trains of the Oct. 4 W. W. Thayer Friday ............. •* 22 Saturday... M 16 Oregon Pacific for Whether his advice will lie generally « Wednesday...Nov. 3 Thursday.. DISTRICT JVI OES. 28 11x9 uiMa Bay. Monday............... “ 15 Wednesday Noy. 10 followed is a matter of speculation. First Diatriot... .. L. R. Webster Saturday.... <4 “ 27 Monday.... Express Train. 22 1I Second District. ....Robert Bean Great Salt lake, in Utah, proves to Third District.., LEAVE. ABBm« .... R. P. Boise The Companv reserves the right to change p ‘ M - MoM ’ nville..&00r.«. be a complete success m the embalm­ Fourth District. E. D. Shattuok sailing days. Fares, between Corvallis and MoM nville .5:45 a . m . Portland .. .9:00 a . M. Fifth District... Frank J. Taylor San Franoisco. Rail and Cabin. *14; Rail ing business, and some enterprising un­ Sixth Distriot... t’oket8 for sale and baggage checked M. L. Olmstead and Steerage. $9.88. the oompany’s. up-town offioe, corner of dertaker should pre-empt it at once. For information apply to ci tv omcEBs Fine and Seoond streets. Tickets for prin­ CHAS. C. HOGUE, cipal points m California can only be pro- The body of J. D. Farmer who was .................................. Hon. J. W. Cowls Aoting Gen. F. and Pass. Agent. red and baggage checked at oompany’s of- Corvallis, Oregon drowned in the lake four years ago, Harder......................................... J.J.Spenoer ° and * Front streets runiauu,vi. Portland,Or. sT. "**T *«**>• Btreen, ! »«,„. « 1 be r®oeived for sbipmest *•*« recently found in a complete state « 7"..................... Geo. Kauffman HOTEL, west side 2 divisions ° •r SamplM worth «1 JO rajta. Writ« fbr terra* to Sunday 270 case«; that for the past Wyatt Harris K. B. BREWSTER, Holly, Mich. U. S. Hibbs two aeeks people were being buried Coen m lesionerà I Geo. Doreey HT For «ale at thia office uuietly at night, and that in the day School Snp< J. A. C. Freund H E\PERSON BROS. Ume Lt-die« were laid away surrupti- Surveyor Jeff. D. Fenton t «.wooer tiously. D. C. Narrer Ample room to eare fcr horses. Livery * 1 I CT. 0 A z t N l>,\ cJ U k—• *s ORTHEOB ACIFICn AILHO ADI SHOREST! 1 BEST! W QUICKEST J —===st PAUL or MINNEAPOLIS,^^- 2 Washington St., Portland, Oregon. ? c 4 c I I I Only Route via Yaquina Bay I "I CITY STABLES. ua * I » Sheep Inspector .. i Ì ......... A J. Nelson ’ i’ reasonable rates as any where ¡S Oregon. New stable Third St., McMinnville.