* ' The Daily Reporter, P. C. IRELAND & CO. PUBLISHERS, McMinnville, Or. - i . - Oct. 22, 1886 ---------- ■ ■ A DISTINCTION, RfT? You go upon the board of trade, Where margin merchants meet, And take some little options, On January wheat. You watch the little tioker, ’Till the hands swing round the ring, Then you find your little boodle Has gone a-glimmering. That's business. You go into the frro bank And buy a stack of chips, And watoh the cards come from the box, Whioh the dealer deftly flips. When your head is dull and aohing, At the breaking of the day, You see the fiokle fortune Has gone the ether way. That’s gambling. * =-------- was consigned to the tomb in the fam­ MISCELLANEOUS. ily burial lot. Rest in peace, gener­ ous, noble-hearted friend. Permaiwtly Located in Portland, Or. Subscribe for the Reporter, and pay o for it when you subscribe, and we will pledge ourselves to give you more news, for less money, than any other paper in the Willamette valley. The Daily will help the weekly 100 per cent. Aii ve salmon, nearly alive at least, The Most Successful Physician was caught near the Salem mills at and Surgeon in the West. the capital on Monday. The poor thing was swjming around in the ---- o— water below the mills, trying to get FOUNDER OF THE AMERICAN SURGI­ up into the flume, and one of the CAL INSTITUTE OF INDIAN­ workmen mercifully killed it. The APOLIS, INDIANA. salmon appeared to be a veteran, for he had evidently been through the PATIENTS will receive every neoessary war. He was all scarred up ; his scales and prompt attention until a oure is com­ plete. No incurable case will be reoeived for were gone, one eye was weak, he had treatment. Twenty years experience in the lost one of his ears, and the dorsal fin treatment of Chronic Diseases, and Deform­ was missing. It is thought that the ities. New, Improved and Scientific Meth­ salmon was brought to this dilapida­ ods. Cures made in a remarkably short ted condition by walking up the fish time, and a positive gaarantee given. ladder at the falls. The rungs of the ladder are evidently too far apart, and the next assembly ought to be peti­ tioned to remedy this defect. 3 peed il fêwreetedi. As usual this fall Chas. H. Dodd & Dyspepsia, Liver and Kidney diseases, Rheu­ Co., are the first in the field, We matism, Tumor. Scrofula, and all skin affections positively oured. should have referred to their ad. last week. This firm stands now as one «F-FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS RE­ of the established institutions of our WARD! for an incurable case of Hemor­ metropolis. Mr. Dodd is a leading rhoids or Piles! No pain or detention from business! Fistula, Uloers and all reotal man at the board of trade, is the head troubles a specialty. of our state board of immigration, is -------3 one of the school directors of Port­ land, and with all his own immense Female QomplafotSe business in hand finds time to assist have devoted oar attention extensively public measures. It is needless to to We the treatment of all the different alimenta say that he is constantly increasing peculiar to the weaker aex. Affi io ted ladies and building up the business of hand­ are invited to call at oar office and investi­ ling the very best of agricultural ma­ gate oar facilities for the speedy and perma­ chinery and hardware. The rate nent oorreotion of their troubles. Suffer no longer. Come at once and receive immedi­ their business grows is a fair index of ate relief, and in a short time a radical oure. the growth of Portland and the Pacific ■o northwest. There is no man more popular in trade in the Oregon metro­ polis than Tom Scott, chief salesman with C. H. Dodd & Co. He has as We are endorsed by many eminent Oca- many friends as he has acquaintances, lists and Physicians in the treatment of the for all are his friend«. The firm EYE. No severe medicines used. Surgioal operations performed on the eye without handles general hardware, tools, farm­ pain or the use of chloroform, by the appli­ ing ’mplements and machinery, and cation of the new and wonderful anereathetic, wagons, and just now are selling bydroclorate of coooaine, which has revolu­ thousands of those Moline and John tionized opthalmio surgery. Doctor Turner straighten cross eyes in one minute, Deere’s plows of all sizes. Blackburn will without pain or after inoonvenienoe. & Peckham are agents at Carlton. New cheese, 15 cents a pound, at C. Grissen’s. Call at the St. Charles for the best two-bit meal in Oregon. Jackson Munroe, of the Willamina mills, went to Portland yesterday. Wanted, to rent a small dwelling in McMinnville. Inquire at this office. Double XX strong hoarhound can­ dy, best thing for a cold, at C. Grissen’s. If you want a man to work Multner always has one in mind at the St. Charles. Jas. Tate is local agent for the Peo­ ple’s Mutual Accident association of Pittsburg, Pa. A. J. Baker and J. W. Baker leave for a hunting and fishing expedition to Tillamook to-day. James McCain and L. H. Cook were in the raffle, at least they appeared on the streets yesterday in new suits. Hon. Lee Laughlin was in the city and called yesterday. He will begin his closing out sale at auction next Saturday. See advertisement. Hon. J. E. Magers has returned from his official legal trip to Ashland, more impressed than ever that old Yamhill is the best county in America. John Wortman and D. C. Ireland have a shooting contest to-day at 11: 30, the bank against The Reporter office, even up. 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