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McMinnville, Or.
Sept. 30, 1886
THE CliANKE DELIGHT.
E. B. FELLOWS,
wicked name, which ever since its dis
covery, in 1865, has been a still geyser,
Snicexer to D. C. Narver,
made a grand display simultaneous
Third Street, McMinnville, Oragoo.
with the great earthqake at Charleston,
Sept. ad. The eruption was so great The Largest
that huge rocks were thrown out of the
crater, heated to a red heat, and they
were thrown out as often as they fell
In Yamhill County.
back, until they dissolved and disap
peared in the great displacement that
took down three acres of his Satanic
majesty’s supposed pre-emption. The
excelsior cavern, which so many visitors
have looked into with fear and trem
bling, is now aglow with fervent heat,
and its rocky sides a red abyss of glow
ing rocks. 1'he heated steam from
this celebrated wonder is even now so
great that sight seers are driven away
Burial Robe* and Mhrouds
from the cauldron on all sides for hun
Constantly on Hand.
dreds ot feet, except the windward.
Hearne Furnished.
Where the three acres were a few weeks
ago on which hundreds of people in
carriages and stages congregated to
look down this then murmuring crater, Parlor and Chamber Suite
there is but an immense cave that
TO ORDER at price* which defy all
would have swamped the whole impu
oompetition.
tation of a city, had they been standing Make 110 parch*nee until you price my stock
there as lookers on at the time of the
F.. B. FBLLOWI.
great eruption.
FURNITURE HOUSE
Undertakers Goods
Managers of the Brooklyn bridge
are exercised over the mama of cranks
for jumping from the high stucture,
and having lined the bridge with watch
men and policemen in plain dress. At
every step is a lynx-eyed person ready
to snatch any jumjier who makes an
effort to leap from the platform. They
are so alert that when the sanest pas-
•enger turns his head to spit or to
glance at the wonderful scene of end
less ferry I mats, he is grasped by the
collar and incontinently carried off to
the nearest station house to present
evidence that he does not mean to
jump. But why all this care? Why
not let them jump? As long as there
ix any novelty in the nonsense, cranks
will jump m spite of all precautions,
and as soon ;u> the novelty wears off
they will stop jumping. The more
Have a Few
they are allowed to jump now, the
■ooner the mania will subside. It is
likely that a number will be killed in
the process, but even this is not impor
tant. Society ought not to complain
and ought not to interfere if cranks
kill only themselves. If they are not
That they will
allowed to risk their own lives in this
wav they will lx* likely to do something
equally foolish which will involve the
lives of other |>ersons. On the whole,
lhey also have a SMALL LOT of
it is a very easy and cheap way to get
nd ot this particular kind of cranks. Hardware, Tinware. Etc., Etc.,
Sooner or later, if they live, they be
t hat will alao be Hold
come charges of the public or in the
lunatic or idiot asylums. The bridge
Low for Cash.
conqianv should rather build a con
They have a few
venient platfoim and invite the cranks
PLOW*, HARROW*,
to jump from it without cost. It might
MFEBFR* And
even do to have regular hours for the
RAIA WAGOA*
jumjiers. Under such a policy they
That will Im Hold
would soon weary of the business.
A. H. & 0. 0. HODSON
HEATING eua„ail
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fjafayette. Oregon,
Especial attention paid to abstracts of tills
and settlement of estates in probate
Office -Jail binding, up stairs.
- MtNMli Jifci-
Huir Cutting, frhnving anti stikn*
poninr I’nrtwr.
SELL FOR CASH
15c SHAVING 15c.
VERY LOW.
C. H. FLEMING, Proprietor.
Low for Cash-
When yon want anythin« in that line you
< Snooewor to A. C. Wyndham.)
Ladies and children’s work a specialty. Any
style of Hair Cutting desired, with neatnewt
Hair dyeing of all descriptions warranted.
Fancy liai! dftttiBg a specialty. Hot «
cold baths always ready, onlv 25 ets. Third
street between C and I>, McMinnville, Or.
». C. FOBCB.
C. D. 1OHNHON.
JOHNSON & FORCE.
MANÜ1ACIüBCBS O>
First-Class
wagons , hacks , btogizs . carriages .
Etc. Etc.
B Street, between Third and Fourth.
I he great excelsior geyser in the will oonault your own internet a* well’ aa i-^T’Carriage Painting and Repairing *
oure to oa II and nee tin W» think we oan suit Specialty. Perfect satisfaction guaranteed
Yellowstone national park, known by a you.
Try it.
A. H. A O <). HODSON.
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