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A Disagreeable Characteristic.
FARM MACHINERY ANO SUPPLIES.
FOR A SLIGHT.
Katharine—I detest that Mr. Tit-
Voting Men -or I ivitet to a "eldtiiK
A popular young man who lives on
“Oh, he’s the kina of man who al
That is wheie some people feel ways calls when you are expecting A TRYING OCCUPATION FOR WOMEN tlie West Side was married a short till)
somebody else who doesn't come.”—
ago. uud this event ill Ills life seemed
weak all the time.
WITH DELICATE NERVES.
to estruitge tiltil from at least three ot
They are likely to be despondent
and it is not unusual to find them
borrowing trouble as if they hadn’t
The fact is their kidneys are
weak, either naturally or because
of sickness, exposure, worry or
The Hard Work Entailed by the Charge
of a School Room Often Causes
the Health to Break Down.
Rev. Dr. Thirdly—I wish to an-
, Bounce brethren and sisters, that next
Sunday my place in this pulpit will
J-row» thé Tribune Minneapolis Minn.
be occupied by the Rev. Mr. Smith,
Teaching school is an occupation
j We will now sing three verses of
I hymn No. 196, “That Awful Day Will which has many attractions for cul
tured women, but it also has many
drawbacks and often affects their
henl'h seriously. Especially is this
Caller H If Up.
•‘I am thankful to say,” writes J. L. Camp
so in the case of women with delicate
bell, of Sycamore. Ill., "that Hood’s Sarsapa
nervous systems and those with a ten
rilla has cured me. For many years I was second girl before?
to pulmanary troubles. Miss
troubled with backache. At times I was so
Mistress—Then, when a caller Mary K. Powers, of Ellsworth, Wis.,
bad I had to be helped from the bed or chair.
1 am now well and strong and free from pain.” comes you take the card, show the is a teacher whose health was broken
What this great medicine did for him it has lady into the reception room and down by the hard work which the
bring the card to me. I will then charge of a large school entails. She
done for others.
tell you what to do.
Next afternoon: Jane appearing at
“During the winter of 1898, while
the door of her mistress’ sitting teaching
school, I became subject to
Promises to cure and keeps the
Mistress—In the hall? Why didn’t nervousness, which grew worse until
promise. Begin treatment with you show her Into the reception my whole system was run down. My
back ached and at times I was so
dizzy that I could hardly stand. My
Jane—She didn’t have no ticket.
limbs were swollen and always tired,
School« in Porto Rio,
so that I felt no more rested in the
"Suspense,” sighed the condemned
The expense of maintaining schools in
man. "Ah, my young friend; you Porto Rico is very high if we consider the morning than when I went to bed. I
don’t know what moments of torture amount spent for the small number of was also troubled with a cough and the
i pupils enrolled. Education, however, is food I ate did not strengthen me.
al ways essential to success. In our coun
"Oh, yes I do,” interposed the cal try the people are being educated to the This condition, accompanied by pal
low youth. "I have often sat quietly fact that there i- asurecure for indigestion, pation of the heart, kept up for sev
months until in March, when I
with only a dime in my pocekt while dyspepsia, constipation, nervousness and eral
malaria, fever and ague, ami that medicine read about Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills
my best girl leisurely persued the is
Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters. Try it.
menu of a French cafe.”—Chicago Our Private Die Stamp is over the neck of for Pale People in a Juneau, Wiscon
“I began taking the pills and in
about a week I noticed a change for
Those Low Characters.
Greene—That fellow in the short the better. I felt so encouraged by
was a wonderfully fluent talker. this improvement that I kept on tak
For Infants and Children.
Gray—Yes, I was wondering wheth ing them until I had used three boxes,
er he was a labor agitator or only just and was entirely cured.
keep Pink Pills by me and I take
a prizefighter. — Boston Transcript.
them occasionally when I feel the
There is more Catarrh in this section of the need of a tonic.
country than all other diseases put together,
“I believe firmly in the good ’done
and until the last few years was supposed to be
A Genuine Surprise.
incurable. For a great many yearn doctors pro by Pink Pills for Pale People and
nounced it a local disease, and prescribed local
Her Mother—I saw him kiss you! remedies, and by constantly failing to cure have advised many of my friends to
with local treatment, pronounced it incurable. use them.”
I am terribly shocked. I did not Science
has proven catarrh to be a constitu
All the elements necessary to give
imagine for a moment he would dare tional di • ‘ase, and ther fore requires constitu new
life and richness to the blood
Hull’s Catarrh Cure, man-
take such a liberty.
■ ufaetured by F. J. Cheney A Co., Toledo, Ohio,
restore shattered nerves .are con
Herself—Nor did I, ma. In fact, j is the only constitutions! cure on the market. and
is taken internally in doses from 10 drops to tained in a condensed foim, in Dr.
I bet him a pair of gloves he daren’t! a It teaspoonful.
It acts directly on the blood Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale People.
and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer
Brooklyn, N. Y., Oct. 81st.—After investigat one hundred dollars for any case it fails to They are an unfailing specific for such
Ing Garfield Tea, which is quite universally cure. Send for circular« and testimonials. Ad diseases as locomotor ataxia, partial
F. J. CH KNE Y A CO., Toledo, O.
acknowledged to be the best family remedy, it dress,
paralysis, St. Vitus' dance, sciatica,
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
is not difficult to explain its success—it is the
Hall’s Family Pills are the best.
medicine for GOOD RESULTS. It is manu
factured here by the Garfield Tea Co. in their
headache, the after effects of the grip,
new and attractive labratory and is made
palpitation of the heart, pale and sal
wholly from simple, sweet and withal health
Kane—Oh! Rasln; low complexions, and all forms of
giving BERKS. Garfield Tea is the ORIGINAL
herb cure for constipation and sick headache there’s the wedding march. Do you weakness.
At all druggists, or direct
remember when we marched up the from Dr. Williams
Where He Wai.
aisle to it ten years ago?
Mr. Raisin Kane—Yes, and I have Schenectady, N. Y., 50 cents per
A little four year old occupied an
box; six boxes $2.50.
uper berth in a sleeping car. Awak been marching ever since.
ening once in the middle of the night,
Way They Played Partners.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Sooth
his mother asked him if he knew ing Syrup tlie best remedy to use for their
“They had been married a year be
where he was.
children during the teething period.
fore anybody knew it, and even then
their secret was discovered only by
“Tourse I do,” he replied, “IJm in
accident.” “Indeed?” “Yes, one ev
the top drawer. ”
ening at a card party, they thought
"Jenkins has just wrote a book on lessly played partners, and the way
EBTQ Permanently Cured, no fits or nervoucneE
I I IQ after first fay’s <i»eof Dr Kline’s Greet Nerve 'How to Succeed.’ ” -
they quarreled let the whole thing
Restorer. Send for Fit EE $*.¿.00 trial bottle and treat
“I wonder if it will be a success.” out!”—Detroit Free Press.
ise. Da. R. II. K link . Ltd..931 Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa
"It ought to be, Jenkins has failed
I||l||Tm Eve v ma i. wonia i and child
at everything else.”
WAN I r II
w " c,,1,ls- Hthma. cr
HKlllLU moi.ia or comumptivn to write UB.
"Are you the man who used to
Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infal American Lun 4 lialin I’ad Co., Chattanooga,
write articles about ‘How to live on
lible medicine for coughs and colds.—N.
Ten Dollars a Week’?” asked the W.
.S amcel . Ocean Grove, N. J., Feb. 17,
A Pekin Musicale.
caller of the pale gentleman with the 1900.
From the pagoda of the late Prince
Li Sum Whot we heard strains of
“I am he,” responded the pale
and weird tnusic.
Teacher—What led Columbus to strange
Turning to the guide we asked:
"Well, say, won't you give us one conclude the world was round.
“What causes that peculiar melody?”
on 'How to Build a Thousand Dollar
Bright Boy—Well, his experience
“Why,” he explained, “that is one
Cottage on Five Thousand Dollars’?” with it proved that it was anything of our soldiers playing on his loot.”—
but square—Boston transcript.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
bis former companions. I lie ill-feeling
grew out of the distribution of iuvita-
t’ous ill which the trio was Innoeeutly
ignored. No explanation would eon
vine« the young uieu that tlie slight
was not premeditated.
"I will huve the young woman write
each of you a personal iuvltnti. n If you
say so.” the prospective bridegroom
volunteered. “1 want you to feel that
it was all a mistake.”
The three shook their bends dolefully I
and insisted that the bride be spared
•‘We won’t be there.” said one of
them, with a wink that told of a plot
In contemplation, “but we will be rep
resented all right.” The young man
about to be married gave little heed to
the covert threat of ills friends.
Upon ariving at the young woman's
house on tlie day set for the wedding
the bridegroom was greatly annoyed at
the discordant sounds that came from
four handorgans that were ranged
along the opposite curb. He thought
that they had been retained by a politi
cal club in the neighborhood that had
planned for a rally that evening. Their
real purpose dawned upon him when,
upon emerging front the church with
ills new-made bride leaning on his arm.
he descried the quartette in a promi
nent place near the carriage. It was no
time to cause a disturbance, so the
youth passed on. swallowing bis Joy
The serenade was continued at the
bride’s house. A policeman was sent
for, but the operators displayed city li
censes and could not be dlstttrlted. At
the depot they reappeared again, but on
the last demonstration their employers
stood beside them.
As the couple mounted the steps of
the coach a cheer came from the three
who had sent their "representatives.”
It is needless to say that the bride and
groom continued on their way. never
turning to wave adieu to the young
men who bad accomplished such a mer
ciless revenge.—Chicago Chronicle.
USED AS A HOSPITAL.
Francises Mansion of the
Collis P. Hnntinaton.
T«£ STM OF STARS
JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon,
Foot of Morrison StrooC
Can give yon
Win mills and
the best bargains in
hollers and Engines,
Pnmnt an 1 General
us before buying.
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SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES.
Has la>l bearing in turn-table.
Turns freely to the wind.
Hall bvaruiKS thrutt m wheel, insuring
lightest running qualities, «nd reserving
greatest amount of power t<»r pumping.
Galvanized a;:er making.
with galvanized bolts, d«»uble-nntted; no
I art can rust or get loose and rattie.
Weight regulator: perfect regulation. No
spring to change tenxio • with every change
of tcmnerftturi, and grow weaker with age.
Repairs always on hand.
Tin be things Hie worth money to you.
Then why not buy a STAR?
& ST AVER CO.
| ...Columbia University...
Academic and Collegiate Hails.
COURSES—Clanica’, Literary. Scientific and
Commercial. For particulars apply to
BICKFORD, W <shlng on, D. C.. they will re
ceive quick replies. B. 5th N. H. Vol*. Staff I
20th Corps. Prosecuting claims since lb76.
REV. E.P. MURPHY, President,
University Park, Portland. Oregon.
So 1.000 ros chickens ts the
PRUSSIAN POULTRY FOOD
It makes Hen« Lay and Kepi them Laying.
It cure. Roup, Cholera and All
Diseases. It strengthens young chicks, andma.es them grow. Price 25c and50c.
My young chickens commenced dying, and after lesiog four dozen I pur
chased a package of your PRUSSIAN POULTRY FOOD, which stopped them
from dying and I hare constantly kept it on hand ever since I can recommend
it as just what <8 needed in raising poultry.
C R RIGGIN, Latah, Wash.
K J. BOWKN, Coast Agent, Portland, Oregon.
Pointers for Souvenir Collectors
“My sister likes you,” said little
“O, does she, Willie?” exclaimed
Swellhedde, with interest.
“Here’s a nickel, Willie; now, tell
me how you know she likes me, be
fore she comes in. ”
"Well,” said Willie, convictingly,
“I heard her say you wuz the green
est thing she ever saw, ail’ green is
her favorite color.” — Ohio State
Souvenir collectors will be interest
ed to learn that 100 large tables, six
dozen chairs, twelve dozen work
boxes, 11 desks, 24 dozen knife hand
les, 24 dozen cigar cases, 100 dozen
umbrella handles and over 10,000 pen
holders have so far been made out of
the only original surrender tree of
Santiago, and the tree is nearly all
there still.—New York World.
Block Hou es to Defend Railroads.
A series of block houses are being
built to defend the railway lines in
South Africa. When the order to
build these block houses was given by
General Kitchener a chain of tlietn
180 miles in length was completed in
"I “uppose it is merely a coinci
dence," said the young man who is
anx ous to learn.
"What is?” inquired the experi
’* 1 he fact that the most sensational
reformers have been men who were so
rich they didn’t need any more money
oi so poor that they had lost hope of
getting any.”—Washington Star.
The San Francisco mansion of the
Inte Collis I*. Huntington, which Is soon
to be converted into a charity hospital z
? Struggling minister—There was a
by gift of Mrs. Huntington, stands on z
in church today.
Nob Hill, the aristocratic residence
—Well, what did he look
place of the town, lit a cluster of bouses
z z like?
the owners of which are known to fame
z Struggling Minister—I did not see
as California's wealthiest men. The
Huntington house Is a three-story resl-
z / him, but I found a five-shilling piece
Trifling that Costs.
Sciatica and Lumbago
And you may be disabled and
’ncapacitated for work for
many long days.
T1IK IIUNTINoTON MANSION.
St. Jacobs Oil
in the contribution box.—Cassells
Author—What do you think of my
article in the Graphic?
Critic—It was a remarkable pro
One thing about it. I
thought was particularly wonderful.
Author—What was that?
Criitc—That the Graphic ever pub
donee, occupying an entire block It Is
built of marble, and Its simple stately Z
appearance gives it a charm which at
Will cure surely right away,
and save time, money and
taches to very few of the palaces of
buie relief Dom liquor, opium and tobiwoii
California's millionaires. Its color Is
habite» Send for particular« to
pure white and its general architec
Keeley Institute, A:«v.7r,<.7u».?d?o,r,«,;;nn:
tural plan Is modeled after the l'itti
Palace in Italy. Its neighbors are tlie
Price, 25c and 50c.
N. I». N. V.
No. 45- 1HO1.
house of the late Charles Crocker, of Z
SOLD BY ALL DEALERS IN MEDICINE.
Mrs. Hopkins-Searles, the Flood man
niei'ti^n thia paper.
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OLDEST CHURCH WEST
OF THE MISSISSIPPI.
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P leasantly and (¡ ently
The Fee Fee Baptist Church at Pat
tonville. St. Louis County. Mo., erect
ed In 1828, Is the oldest church west of
the Mississippi River. It was founded
during the administration of Zenon
Trudeau, Spanish commander of St.
Rev. Thomas Musick was the first
pnstor, and he remained In charge of
the church till 1842.
In 1876 a new
building was erected on the St. Charles
Rock Road, and Ilev. William Barnes,
the present pnstor. was installed. The
old building wns abandoned, but some
of Its timbers were used In th« new
With many millions of families Syrup of Figs has become the
ideal home laxative. The combination is a simple and wholesome
one, and the method of manufacture by the California Fig Syrup
Company ensures that perfect purity and uniformity of product,
which have commended it to the favorable consideration of the
most eminent physicians and to the intelligent appreciation of all
who are well informed in reference to medicinal agents.
Syrup of Figs has truly a laxative effect and acts gently with
out in any way disturbing the natural functions and with perfect
freedom from any unpleasant after effects.
In the process of manufacturing, figs are used, as they are
pleasant to the taste, but the medicinally laxative principles of the
combination are obtained from plants known to act most bene
ficially on the system.
laiUKhs of European Nations.
An American traveler in Europe re- '
mnrks the Italian Inngh Is Innguld but 1
musical, the German ns deliberate, the
French as spasmodic and uncertain. |
the uppef class English as guarded ami
not always genuine, the lower class’
English as explosive, the Scotch of all
classes as hearty and the Irish as rol
Io det its beneficial effects —
Etiquette to lie .Avoided.
buy -the ^erxxjirxerMaLnxjfactvred by
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The etiquette that makes us do an
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of the finest manners.— Ladies' Hom«
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It coats almost exactly a cent apiece
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