SHEEP MEN GO TO LAW. ••Straw» Show Which Way th« Wind Blow«“ Anti the constantly increasing de­ mand for, and steady growth in popu­ larity of, St. Jacobs Oil among all classes of people in every pvrt of the civilized world show conclusively what remedy the people use for their rheumatism and bodily aches and pains. Facts speak louder than words and the fact remains undisputed that the sale of St. Jacobs Oil is greater than all other remdies for outward ap­ plication combined. It acts like mag­ ic, cures where everything else fails, conquers pain. Their Way«. Tess—If you don’t love him, why don’t you let him know it? Jess"—Well, he sends me flowers and takes me to the theatre, you know, and— Tess—But, gracious, I can’t see how you can play with his affections that way. jes8—Play? I call that “working” them. _____ There Is more Catarrh in this section of the country than all other disease« put together, anlurARY ANL ‘‘ a NIH! fPGSINv J' ! ... . Our offer of Presents for Tags will expire Nov. 30th, 1903. CONTIN1NTAL TOBACCO COMPANY. Write your name and address plainly on outside of packages containing Tags, and send them and requests for Preaents to C. My. BROWN, Pretty, But— Fay—How do you like my new JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, Footot Morrlaon Straat. gown? May—Its very pretty. Can give you tho best bargains In “Do you really think so?” Buggies. Plows. Boilers anil Engines, “Yes, indeed ; I was just crazy to Win 'mills and Pnmns and General get one like it when they came into Machinery. See us before buying. fashion two years ago.” 4241 Folsom Av«., St. Louis, Mo. "AAL 'N AL At at /NC SNOT irE *0(30 CAUBtA I am sure Piro’s Cure for Consumption I Summer Resolution* «lived my life three years ago.— M rs . T hos . B obbins . Maple street, Norwich, N. Y.. I Feb. 17, 1900. A Quick-Stepper. "He’s a nice little horse (I saw him myself), and the dealer says I may have him for a song. Would you advise me to buy him?” “That depends upon your eye for a | horse and his ear for music.”— j Brooklyn Life. THBE L000 TASS. Keeley Cure LSOG TASS Vaalau InelHula Moved to 420 William« K86!6y lllSlIlUIB, Ave., Portland, Oregon. THE STAR OF STARS Saved for the Larger Event. Edith—I suppose he swore to you "till the earth grows old and the stars grow cold,” and all that? Ethel—Oh, longer. He swore to love me until that Chinese indemnity was paid.—Judge. SOOO TASS. burc relief fiom liquor, opium end tobaoot habit* Bend for particulan io Clancy—Oi hear ye jumped into a foight this noon and saved Jim Mc­ Carty from getting both his eyes blackened? Costigan—Oi did ; Oi wanted to save Hu ball bearing In turn-table. thim for Flanagan’s wake tonight!— Turn« freely to the wind. Ball bearing« thrust In wheel, lnnrtng Judge. lightest running qualities and reaervlnf An Eternal Vow. JtSNTtNCroa DOUBLE BAN All NAMM£Pt£3S SNOT CBN treatrat amount of power for pumping. Galvanized after making. Fut Vwether with galvanlrad bolt«, ilouble-nutted; no part can ru«t or get looee and rattle. Weight regulator; perfect regulation. No 3ring to change tension with every change temperature, and grow weaker with age. Repair, alwaya on hand. There things era worth money to von. Then why not buy a START RRTOHELL, LEWIS Bt STAYER OO. fOKTLAHO, OREROH. W. F. N. Ü. Na. 44— IMI. THE NEW PRESIDENT. Hard to Identify. “That is Jimmy’s hair,’’said the A Prayer. football player, laying out his Not for the silent chief whom Death trophies after the game, “and this is Gently and seduously keeps Billy’s nose, and this is Tom’s ear,and Within a splendid calm ; naught mars this eyebrow belongs to young Rusher, His well-won laurels where he but I can’t identify this finger to sleeps. save me.”—Baltimore American. Rather for him who newly stands Half startled on a slippery height, Hear If Not Heard. Like a strong falcon which some Politician (arranging for music at hand a political meeting)—Isn’t that a Unhooded rudely, whom the light big price? You may not have to play Floods unforseen, but who shall prove half a dozen pieces during the whole A wide-winged strength! For him evening. we pray; Brass Band Leader—But, my dear Give him such wisdom swift and keen sir, we have to sit there and listen He shall restore us Yesterday. to the speeches.—Tit-Bits. —Dillon, Georgia. A Suggestion. Enough, But Not Sufficient. “No, I’m not very well impressed with the house,” said the prospective tenant. "The yard is frightfuly small; there’s hardly room for a single flower bed.” ••Think so?” replied the agent; "but—er—mighten’t you use folding flever beds?”—Philaelphia Press. Mamma—What’s the matter Wil­ lie? Didn’t you have a good time at the party? Willie—"Naw!” “Why? Didn’t you get enough to eat’” “Ye.; but I didn’t get too much.” —Philadelphia Record. Thirteen st Table. A Report. He—How is the new cook getting Mrs. B.—Oh, Charles, we can along? never sit down with 13 at table. His wife—Well, I had to discharge Mr. B.—Pshaw! I hope you are not her twice this morning, but since so superstitious as that. Mrs. B.—No, of course not, but we then she’s been doing fairly well. have only 12 dinner plates.—Phila­ Yu, Darling. delphia Evening Bulletin. Mother (drilling Teddy for his first A Porer. party)—And now, darling, what is a Elsie—Mamma, were you ever a greedy boy? child? Teddy—A boy who wants every­ Certainly, dear. All human be­ thing 1 want.—Tit-Bits. ings were once children. Elsie—Really? Well, who took U.eful Mr. Green. care of the babies then?—Philadelphia Young Lady —Oh,Mr. Green, Idon’t Press. know what to do with Effie! She’s Th« Real Thing. so miserable because she hasn't had her donkey rifle. Would you mind “Uncle Tom, what is charity?” “Charity, Tommy, is finding good giving her a pick-a-back?—Punch. excuses for the faults of people we That Friendly Feeling. don’t like.”—Detroit Free Press. Miss Olive of St. Louia—We get Congratulation«. absolutely pure milk in St. Ixruia. "Did Polehunter have any success Mias Wslieah (of Chicago)— Yee, on his Arctic expedition?” thata one advantage of living in a “Oh, yes! He succeeded in getting country village Each 'w!)v can beck”—Puck. , keep a cow of its own.