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SHEEP MEN GO TO LAW. ••Straw» Show Which Way th« Wind Blow«“ Anti the constantly increasing de mand for, and steady growth in popu larity of, St. Jacobs Oil among all classes of people in every pvrt of the civilized world show conclusively what remedy the people use for their rheumatism and bodily aches and pains. Facts speak louder than words and the fact remains undisputed that the sale of St. Jacobs Oil is greater than all other remdies for outward ap plication combined. It acts like mag ic, cures where everything else fails, conquers pain. Their Way«. Tess—If you don’t love him, why don’t you let him know it? Jess"—Well, he sends me flowers and takes me to the theatre, you know, and— Tess—But, gracious, I can’t see how you can play with his affections that way. jes8—Play? I call that “working” them. _____ There Is more Catarrh in this section of the country than all other disease« put together, an<l until the last few years was supposed to to incurable. For a great many years doctors pro« nouuced it a local disease, and prescribed local remedies, and by constantly fallinjt to cure with local treatment, pronounced it incurable. Science has proven catarrh to he a constitu tional disease, and therefore requires constltu- tional treatment. Hall’« Catarrh Cure, man ufactured by F. J. Cheney A Co., Toledo, Ohio, ia the only constitutional cure on the market. It is taken internally in doses from 10 drops to a teaspoonful. It act« directly on the blood andtnucous surfaces of the system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case it fails to cure. Send for circulars and testimonials. Ad dress, F. J. CH ENEY A CO., Toledo, O. Bold by Druggists, 75c. Fall's Family Pills are the best. Owner'« of Utah Flock« Bring Damage Suita Against the Idaho Authorities Salt Lake, Oct. 28.—Utah sheep men who had so much trouble with the Idaho authorities early in the summer over the question of grazing ¡Utah sheep in Idaho, have begun suits in the Third district court to recover damages. There were nine suits filed in all, eight of them for damages to the flocks and one for malicious prosecution and damage to character The aggregate amount of damages claimed is $34,47. With the exception of the com- ; plaint of Shafer, the allegations are all similar, and state that on or about July 12, 1901, the defendant un- ; lawfully took possession of flocks of ' sheep belonging to the plaintiffs and grazing on the public lands of Oneida county, Idaho, and that by reason of the action many of the sheep died, and strayed, many lambs were prema turely born and a large amount of wool was lost. From Milwaukee. NOV. 30™ The Inner Man. Mr. Brown (to Mr. Green, who has stepped in just at supper time)—Come on Green; sit down and have a little something to refresh the inner man. Willie Brown (in astonishment)— Why, pa, I heard you tell ma this morning that Mr. Green hadn’t a bit of manhood in him!—Philadelphia Evening Bulletin. SO TAOS. SPEARHEAD !£/ 1 i|Tr H Eve v man- 'v°nia’i and child sufTer- WuN I rll in w ’h colds, asthma, croup, pneu- IV HI1 I LU mouia or consumption towrite us. (PLUG SMOKING.) 0 nob by spun roll Evidence. Helpful. coming into finding the baby with one end of a door key in its mouth, exclaimed: “Baby, take that Which? key right out of your mouth, or the “You can depend on that man’s first th ng you know you will have keeping his promises,” said the close the lockjaw.” — Glasgow Evening political adviser. Times. “Yes,” answered the practical pol itician. "but which promises is he going to keep, those he makes to me or those he makes to the voters?”— Washington Star. IF IT BEARS BOOTJACK OLEVARGINY (PLUG SMOKING.) SPUT SAM SCO FISHING SCO i OILED COAT Worked Both Ways. EDTQ Permanently Cured. Ko fits or nervouinefi ■ I IO after first lay's iseofl’r Kline’s Great Nerve Restorer. Send for FR EE 9*2.00 trial bottle and treat ise. Da.R. H. K link . Ltd..V31 Arch St., Philadelphia. Pa IN THE WORLD. TA Pt Nt AS UBS. US4J. •netti w»ren srtn trita taotr “ E. Rice, Greenville,” “J. T.,” “Good Luck, “Cross Bow,” “Old Honesty,” “Brandywine, “Jolly Tar,” “Standard Navy,” “Planet,” “Nep tune,” “Razor,” “Tennessee Cross Tie,” "Granger Twist.” 9 THIS TRADE MARK IT I» TMfc »EST wATeaeaooe SALT ANO PKPPSN Sir. DLDPEACHsHONEf 2 AO TAGS . WHAT IS A SLICKER? “Mamma, how can you ask me to marry him when he has no social position?” “But, my dear, he tells me he has made a million. ” “But even with that, it will take him a year to get into society.”—Life. eufrtu iwi X msm ' PIPER HEIDSIECK Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Sooth Little 4-year-old Mabel ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their the room one day and children during the teething period. Social Importance. rosi km ou “SICKLE “Does Mr. Blimmins know much Borus—Naggus, I am writing a story I would like a name for. It’s about horse races? “No,” answered the man, with a somewhat on the plan of “Ships That Pass in the Night, but I want the faded and experienced look. “How can you tell?” title to be as different from that as “By the fact thai, he’s willing to possible. Naggus—How would “Elevators bet on them.”—Wahington Star. That Pass in the Daytime do?—Chi cago Tribune. To Fit the Dlieaie. Looked Ahead. STAR (PLUG SMOKING.) “Yes,’’said the haughty young wo man who was a Colonial dame as well as a “Daughter of the revolution,” She Knew. - "my great-great-grandsire fell at Mistress—Did you tell the lady I Bunker Hill.” was out? “ Ice or bananit skin?” inquired Servant Girl—Yes, ma’am the polite young man from Milwau Mistress—Did she seem to have any kee.—Cleveland Plain Dealer. ' doubt about it? Servant Girl—No, ma’am; she said NO family, shop, ship, camp or per she knew you wasn’t.—Glasgow son should bo without Wizard Oil for Times. every | a nful accident or emergency. He—If you didn't love me why did you marry me? She—Because you were the only man I cared to be divorced from.— Brooklyn Life. 1902 MASTER WORKMAN American Luu# Balm Pad Co., Chattanooga. Tenn. “It’s a poor rule that won’t work both ways,’’said the old gentleman as he stood the boys up back to back, and operated the ruler so that it caught one or the other of them, both going and coming.—Chicago Post. FROM I SOO TAGS. (Two “ Granger Twist ” tags being equal to one of others mentioned.) TAOS MAY BE ASSORTED IN SECURING PRESENTS. FOUNTAIN PEN CANT, Our new illustrated MATCH box MADE FOR 5ERVI8Î, IN YNL MUGNUT WKATMU. TAKE no 5UpJ CATALOGUES FREE SHOWING FULL LINE OF GARMENTS AND NAIS. CLOCK A. J.TOWER CO., POSTON, MA53.4S CATALOGUE OF PRESENTS FOR 1902 SIX tXCN. KNIViS ANO FONKS. BUCNNOAN will include many articles not shown here. It will contain the most attractive List oi Presents ever offered for Tags, and will be sent by mail on receipt of postage—two cents. (Catalogue will be ready for mailing about January nt, 1902.) SCHOOLS ANO COLLEGES. NANBUS. BISHOP,5C0TT ACADtMf «»It«*' fODNBfO IK7O ■ A HOME SCHOOL FOP HOTS >lurARY ANL ‘‘ a NIH! fPGSINv J' ! ... . Our offer of Presents for Tags will expire Nov. 30th, 1903. CONTIN1NTAL TOBACCO COMPANY. Write your name and address plainly on outside of packages containing Tags, and send them and requests for Preaents to C. My. BROWN, Pretty, But— Fay—How do you like my new JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, Footot Morrlaon Straat. gown? May—Its very pretty. Can give you tho best bargains In “Do you really think so?” Buggies. Plows. Boilers anil Engines, “Yes, indeed ; I was just crazy to Win 'mills and Pnmns and General get one like it when they came into Machinery. See us before buying. fashion two years ago.” 4241 Folsom Av«., St. Louis, Mo. "AAL 'N AL At at /NC SNOT irE *0(30 CAUBtA I am sure Piro’s Cure for Consumption I Summer Resolution* «lived my life three years ago.— M rs . T hos . B obbins . Maple street, Norwich, N. Y.. I Feb. 17, 1900. A Quick-Stepper. "He’s a nice little horse (I saw him myself), and the dealer says I may have him for a song. Would you advise me to buy him?” “That depends upon your eye for a | horse and his ear for music.”— j Brooklyn Life. THBE L000 TASS. Keeley Cure LSOG TASS Vaalau InelHula Moved to 420 William« K86!6y lllSlIlUIB, Ave., Portland, Oregon. THE STAR OF STARS Saved for the Larger Event. Edith—I suppose he swore to you "till the earth grows old and the stars grow cold,” and all that? Ethel—Oh, longer. He swore to love me until that Chinese indemnity was paid.—Judge. SOOO TASS. burc relief fiom liquor, opium end tobaoot habit* Bend for particulan io Clancy—Oi hear ye jumped into a foight this noon and saved Jim Mc Carty from getting both his eyes blackened? Costigan—Oi did ; Oi wanted to save Hu ball bearing In turn-table. thim for Flanagan’s wake tonight!— Turn« freely to the wind. Ball bearing« thrust In wheel, lnnrtng Judge. lightest running qualities and reaervlnf An Eternal Vow. JtSNTtNCroa DOUBLE BAN All NAMM£Pt£3S SNOT CBN treatrat amount of power for pumping. Galvanized after making. Fut Vwether with galvanlrad bolt«, ilouble-nutted; no part can ru«t or get looee and rattle. Weight regulator; perfect regulation. No 3ring to change tension with every change temperature, and grow weaker with age. Repair, alwaya on hand. There things era worth money to von. Then why not buy a START RRTOHELL, LEWIS Bt STAYER OO. fOKTLAHO, OREROH. W. F. N. Ü. Na. 44— IMI. THE NEW PRESIDENT. Hard to Identify. “That is Jimmy’s hair,’’said the A Prayer. football player, laying out his Not for the silent chief whom Death trophies after the game, “and this is Gently and seduously keeps Billy’s nose, and this is Tom’s ear,and Within a splendid calm ; naught mars this eyebrow belongs to young Rusher, His well-won laurels where he but I can’t identify this finger to sleeps. save me.”—Baltimore American. Rather for him who newly stands Half startled on a slippery height, Hear If Not Heard. Like a strong falcon which some Politician (arranging for music at hand a political meeting)—Isn’t that a Unhooded rudely, whom the light big price? You may not have to play Floods unforseen, but who shall prove half a dozen pieces during the whole A wide-winged strength! For him evening. we pray; Brass Band Leader—But, my dear Give him such wisdom swift and keen sir, we have to sit there and listen He shall restore us Yesterday. to the speeches.—Tit-Bits. —Dillon, Georgia. A Suggestion. Enough, But Not Sufficient. “No, I’m not very well impressed with the house,” said the prospective tenant. "The yard is frightfuly small; there’s hardly room for a single flower bed.” ••Think so?” replied the agent; "but—er—mighten’t you use folding flever beds?”—Philaelphia Press. Mamma—What’s the matter Wil lie? Didn’t you have a good time at the party? Willie—"Naw!” “Why? Didn’t you get enough to eat’” “Ye.; but I didn’t get too much.” —Philadelphia Record. Thirteen st Table. A Report. He—How is the new cook getting Mrs. B.—Oh, Charles, we can along? never sit down with 13 at table. His wife—Well, I had to discharge Mr. B.—Pshaw! I hope you are not her twice this morning, but since so superstitious as that. Mrs. B.—No, of course not, but we then she’s been doing fairly well. have only 12 dinner plates.—Phila Yu, Darling. delphia Evening Bulletin. Mother (drilling Teddy for his first A Porer. party)—And now, darling, what is a Elsie—Mamma, were you ever a greedy boy? child? Teddy—A boy who wants every Certainly, dear. All human be thing 1 want.—Tit-Bits. ings were once children. Elsie—Really? Well, who took U.eful Mr. Green. care of the babies then?—Philadelphia Young Lady —Oh,Mr. Green, Idon’t Press. know what to do with Effie! She’s Th« Real Thing. so miserable because she hasn't had her donkey rifle. Would you mind “Uncle Tom, what is charity?” “Charity, Tommy, is finding good giving her a pick-a-back?—Punch. excuses for the faults of people we That Friendly Feeling. don’t like.”—Detroit Free Press. Miss Olive of St. Louia—We get Congratulation«. absolutely pure milk in St. Ixruia. "Did Polehunter have any success Mias Wslieah (of Chicago)— Yee, on his Arctic expedition?” thata one advantage of living in a “Oh, yes! He succeeded in getting country village Each 'w!)v can beck”—Puck. , keep a cow of its own.
