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Eruptions I Dry, moist, scaly tetter, all forms of eczema or salt rheum, pimples and other cutaneous eruptions pro ceed from humors, either inher ited, or acquired through defective digestion and assimilation. To treat these eruptions with drying medicines is dangerous. The thing to do is to help the system discharge the humors, and strengthen it against their return. Hood's Sarsaparilla permanently cured J. O. Hines, Franks. 111., of eciema. from which he had suffered for some time; and Miss Alviua Wolter. Box 212, Algona. Wis.. of pim ples on her face and back and chafed skin on her body, by which she had been greatly troubled. There are more testimonials in favor of thia great medicine than can be published. STORY WITHOUT AN END. The Bill Would Grow. "I've bi ought you a little brother, said the doctor. “No” said the impossible child; the stork brought my little brother.” “Well I’m the stork” said the doc tor. "But where is your bill?” said the impossible child. "Itis claimed by those who should know that an impossible child is never wittier than upon the occasion of somebody being born into the family. Ferial Novelist Who Wau’dn't Brins* His Work to a Termmatio i. Her Predicament. Mamie—I think Mr. Crustleigh is just too mean for anything. Fannye—But he married your mamma. Mamie—I know he did. I ji’ted him for Harold, then he married mamma, and now he won’t let me marry Harold.—Baltimore American. Misgivings. Hood’s Sarsaparilla “That was a very lucid document prepared," said the friend. Promises to cure and keeps the you “Yes,” answered the statesman dubi promise. Don’t put off treatment. ously. "I made It so lucid that I am afraid the public will fall to regard it Buy a bottle of Hood’s today. as able and profound.”—Washington Star. A Woman's Reason. The debilitating drains and discharges which weaken so many women are caused by Ca tarrh of the distinctly feminine organs. The sufferer may call her trouble Leuchorrhoea, or Weakness, or Female Disease or some other name, but the real trouble is catarrh of the female organs and nothing else. Pe-ru-na radically and perma nently cures this and all othei forms of Catarrh. It is a positive specific for female troubles caused by catarrh of the delicate lining of the organs peculiar to women. It always cures if used persistently. It is prompt and pertain. End of the Boer War. "How did you happen to insure in The Boer loer war which has been raging ragin that particular company?” for the past two years will soon be ended, according to the latest advices. News of “I consulted the wishes of my peace will be hailed with joy by all. War wife. ” 1« a terrible thing and has slain many peo “Of course; that’s very praisworthy. ple, but we believe stomach troubles have But—does she know anything about slain even more. When the stomach is out of order and you suffer from dvspep- life insurance companies?” I sia, indigestion, flatulency, sick headache “Yes. She investigated and found or constipation, we would urge you to try that this one always issues the pret Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters. It will cure i you. tiest calendars.”—Tit-Bits. Tiresom. Thia aignatura ia on every box of the genuin« Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablet* the remedy that cure« a cold in one day Well Up in Art. “I hear he is well up in art.” "Yes. His studio is on the top floor, and his paintings are always skied. ”—Judge. DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED By local applleatIona, as they cannot reach tbe diseased portion of the ear. There ia only on« way to cure deslues«. and that ia by constitu tional reruedie«. Deafness ia caused by an In flamed condition of the mucous lining of the Euataebian Tube. When this tub« gets in flamed yon have a rumbling sound or imper fect hearing, and when it is entirely closed deafness Is the result, and unless the inflamma- tion can be taken out and thia lube restored to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine caaes out ol ten are caused by catarrh, which 1« nothing but an inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deal tiesa (caused by catarrh) that can not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Bend for circulars, free. F. 1. CHKNKY A CO., Toledo, O. Bold by Druggists, 75c Hall’« Family Pills ar« the best. •T’m so tired” she sighed to the woman next door. <«' What have you been doing?” In the Future. “I’ve been the laBt four hours at First Billionaire’s Son—What did the photographer's having an instan you get for yor birthday? taneous picture of the baby taken.” Second Billionaire’s Son—I got a railroad. Stona th» Cough and “That’s nothing. I got a whole Worha Off tho Cold. Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure a cold in system. ”—Life. one day. . No cure, No Psy. Price 25 cents A Strong Man. “What a very heavy voice he has!” “Yes; but he is able to lift it in his own defense."—Philadelphia Evening Bu’.etin. Tske Nature’s remedy, GsrAeld Tea! Inex pensive and effective. i6 pints or 30 doses for 25c. It Is composed f medicinal HERBS, not mineral poisons. It cures constipation and aick headache, kidney and liver diseases. Good for all. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. First Boy—It’s 6 o’clock. Let’s go home. Second Boy—Nit! If we go home Very True now we’ll get licked for stayin’ so How do people enjoy trolley rides late. If we stay till 8 we'll git in such crowded cars?” hugged and kissed for not bein’ Oh, everybody is buoyed up by the drowned.—Puck. expectation that everybody else will get off at the next corner.”—Chicago Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Sooth- Record-Herald. Ins Syrup the best remedy to use tor their To take medicine Is a pleasure, when the medicine is Casco rets Candy Cathartic, the only modern laxative At to be used. All drug gists, 10c, 26c, 60c. Her Reston. "Did you ever try any of these health foods?” the sympathetic friend asked of the dyspeptic lady. It Was Possible. | “Yes,” she replied, ' and I'm not Clara—You haven’t seen my en going to eat any more of them.” gagement ring yet, have you? “Why not?” Made—I don’t know. Who is the “Because they spoil my appetite.” man?—Town and Country. —Cleveland Plaindealer. BROOKLYN, N. Y., Sept. 30.—Information Piso’s Cure for Consumption is an infal has been received regarding the wonderful curative power« of the '.arfleld Headache Pow lible medicine for coughs and colds.—N. ders; people everywhere are using them and W. 3 amvkl . Ocean Grove. N. J., Feb. 17, writing the manufacturers of the good results 1900. obtained. . ________________ Going Down. Three a Day. MILL Ku bail bearing In turn-table. Turns freely to the wind. Ball bearings thrust in wheel, insuring lightest running qualities and reserving ¡greatest amount of power for pumping, j Galvanized alter making. But together with galvanized bolts, double-nutted; no part can rust or get loose and rattle. , _ _.. ____ No Weight regulator; perfect regulation, spring to change tensi<v> with v.’.t'. every . . ... change r‘i :row weaker with age. ot temperature, and gr Repair« always on hi ianu. These things are worth money to you. Then why not buy a STAR? Excusable. Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. AU Irusgtsts re'und the money lilt falls to cur«. K- W. drove'« siznature lion each box. 25c Literary Note From the Century Co. The coming season of the Century Magazine will be “A Year of Ameri can Humor.” Contributions have already been engaged from the best known American writers of humorous stories and sketches. There will be during the year a number of contri butions from new humorous writers, and articles reminiscent of those of the past. The Difference. The Habit. Tess—Oh,she’s the girl who used to go arond in the riding habit all the time. Jess—Yes; but she’s got the auto mobile habit now. Tess—That so? What is it? Jexs—Running over people every chance she gets.—Philadelphia Press. The teacher at the kindergarten ha* a great deal of trouble with Mabel, who is 4 years old. The other day she had occasion to ask: “.Malici, why did you strike Freddy?” " ’Tause he’s littler dan me,” re pliéd Mal Mabel.—Pittsburg Chronicle- Telegraph. Not Friends. CANDY @ CATHARTIC KEEP YOUR BLOOO GIEAH HP Keeley Cure bure relief fiom liauor, opium and tob ago » Easily made for the »ext 90 days, selling an attractive line of Holiday Goods. For full par ticulars send name and address to ALBERT DE9PRES, Star Bldg., Chicago, Illa beats all records and always will. Cures Rheumatism SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. Weakness of the limbs and all Aches and Pains. 300 Pösii ons snea W ï . San Francisco Business College 1336 Market Mt., «an Francisco, Cal« Acts like FULL COURSE, $60.03. Write for Catalogue. belt while at work. Any of these per sons who prefer the suspender for or dinary wear and the belt for special work will appreciate the merits of a combination which will supply both at a cost of little more than that of either article alone. A glance at the Illustra tion shows the manner of making the change, the braces being pivoted at the back to allow alignment, while the front straps are attached to the buckles by loops on the under side, allowing From Personal Experience them to be drawn up and fastened to May — Does man belong to the an- the upper buckles of the suspenders. This leaves exposed the hook and loop mial kigdom? Fay—To be sure, Jack says I am for fastening the ends of tbe belt as a perfect dear, and I know he is a shown. the De Wet family. It appears that the most eminent predecessor of the fa mous military leader In the South Afri can “Orange Vrystatt” was a painter of considerable note in bis day. Jacobus Willems De Wet lived In Haarlem at tbe end of the sixteenth century and the tieginning of the seventeenth. The name of the artist stands first tn the family registers of the old Kaapland families. A Jacobus I)e Wet, his de scendant and namesake, settled on the River Llesbeck, In South Africa, where he married a Joslna Pretoria*, and died there In 1711, leaving five children. to the feet of ducks and geese shot in England he detected the seeds of plants peculiar to the Victoria Nyanza, in Central Africa, in the soil cling ing to the feet of a Texas steer the seeds of five different kinds of weeds and grasses common In Texas were dis covered In New York by the aid of a microscope. The Russian government has sanc tioned the laying of a pipe line for oil from Baku to Batum, on the Black Sea, a distance of 5C1 miles. The project has been discussed by successive min isters for fifteen years. The govern ment, however. Insists that the piping and hydraulic machinery shall all be manufactured In Russia, which will de lay the work until 1903 or 1904. Kind Lady—Poor Fellow, have you The first American telescope was pnt got no friends? Hap Hazzard—No, mum; I hain’t In position at Yale College in 1830. got nobody but relatives.—Tit-Bits. There were a number of berogj among tbe biblical characters, but Dan lei was tbe only one lionized. A woman can't see any farther than the end of bar nose if It has a pltnpl* oa IL * 9 oo D rops ] 1'. . ' *L" .............. In Demand. "Did you ever notice this paradox?” remarked the crusty summer boarder on the porch of the summer seashore hotel. "What paradox?” inquired the other. "That the ea8v chairs are always hardest to get.”—Philadelphia Press. Patent» Prooured, Prompt. Klhelent an<l Satisfactory Service. Attorney’s lee not paysble till patent granted. Try us. 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The idea!” Meuvs, gives some Information about —Washington Star. CITO Permanently Cured. No fits er nervousner I I I V after firttday’e ueeof Dr. Kliaa’s Great Nerve Restorer. Send for FK BE $*¿.00 trial bottle and treat ise. Du. B.H. K lin «.Ltd.. 931 Arch St.. Philadelphia. Pa yon haven t a regular, healthy movement of th* every day. you're aick. or will bo Keep your R wel« bowel« open. and be well. Force, in the «bape of Ifaalau Moved Portland. to 440 William» KBBIBj 1-ictitnta I ISIIIUIB, Ave., Oregon. Conquers No Defend Payments. the best bargains in boners ami Engines, Pnmns ant General us before buying BESTFORTHE BOWELS TO CUBE A COLD IN ONE DAY magic CURE SICK HEADACHE Foot ot Morrison street. Can give you Buggira. flow-. Win mills ami Machinery. See First Sheep—But the yourg folks are so giddy and thoughtless! They don’t consider the future! Second Sheep—Oh, well, my dear, you can't expect a young lamb to spend all his time thinking of roast mutton !—Puck. INVENTION PHOM NEW ZEALAND. CARTER'S JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, PORTLAND. OREGON. iM Fac-Similé Wrapper Belew. r Be.t possible to build Best material. Best pro portion. Best Smsh. I.urhiesi running, seventy years' experience. *t I i <’II S’.i » . L “«!- k STAVEK C o .. 1st .nd Taylor St«.. Portland,Or MITOHELL, LEWIS A ST AVER CO. Must Bear Signature of Blood Polson Contagious Blood Poison, which pollutes and vitiate* w the blood, destroys the tissue* and bones ar d eats like * * canker sore into the flesh. This horrible disease appears first in the form of a little sore or blister ; toon the glands begin to swell, pimples break out on the body, the mouth and throat become sore, making it painful to eat or »wallow ; dreadful ulcers appear on the tongue, copper colored splotches and other characteristic signs of Blood Poison come as the disease progresses, and the destructive virus takes deeper hold upon the system. The medical men are as sorely perplexed over the character of this blood poison as ever ; they tell you to take mercury and potash alternately for three years, but the stomach of no human being can stand this treatment long ; besides, they do not cure the disease permanently, as thousands who have tried it know. S. S. S. is the only WELLINGTON, KAfl., »«pt., 1900. I contracted Blood Poison two yearn a«o thia fall, guaranteed purely vege had was persuaded to try a medicine widely adver table blood purifier, and tised by a remedy company In Chicago. I was re the only antidote for paired to pay a large «mount ia advanoe, and ean this particular virus; truthfully aay that I waa worse when the treatment it purifies the blood and wao loft off than whoa I begaa. Reddish pimplee builds np the constitu would break out and fill with yollowiah matter ; eop- tion. Tbe appetite im C-colored splotches of all elsee would appear on my y ; my throat waa so aoro I could ecaroely «wallow, proves almost from the had my mouth and tongue were seldom free from first dose, the sores soon uloere; toneila wore swollen, and my hair waa oom show signs of healing, lag out rapidly. Thia waa my condition when I began and the unsightly, dirty year I hays used twsnty-two bottles, and splotches ana eruptions am feeling splendid. Every sore on my body has grow paler and paler, healed, and my appetite good. JAXB MARTIN. and finally disappear. S. S. S. • not a new medicine ; for nearly 50 yean it has been known and used for thia dreadful disease. It hss brought new life and hope to thousands all over thia land ; it will cure you as it has others. Send for our free book on home treatment and write our physicians about your case. We will help you if you will ua; we make no charge for advice, and all correspondence is conducted I m «Mcteat cooddeace. TMF SWIFT BPICIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA. SA. WIND “Yes. His wife says it must not occur again. ”—Puck. Wiseman—You can tell the age of a Bill—I see Illinois is organizing a horse by his teeth but you can’t tell Tourist In Ireland (to rural postman) a hen’s age. —How many mails have you here In .|50,000,000 plow trust. | Jill— I thought this trust business the day? Joker—I can tell it with my own “Threi breakfast, dinner and tay.” would be run into the ground after a teeth for a certainty. while. — Yonkers Statesman. —London Fun. She Uas It « “Mr. Gallent, you are something of a student of human nature,’’be gan Miss Bewchus, coyly. “Ah, but now,” he interrupted, How Heeds Are Distributed. flashing his bold black eyes upon her, Darwin found In the earth adhering “lama divinity student.”—Phila to the feet of a plover three different delphia Press. kinds of seeds, In the mud sticking The poison ejected from the fangs of the rattle snake is not more surely fatal than the virus of STAR Little Liver Pills children during the teething period. So Nies to Bat, So Mild, So Effective. THE STAR OF STARS From far-off New Zealand comes the combination shown in the Illustration, fcífí/ÚTE THE that of a pair of suspenders which can Pleassnt. Palatable. Potent. Taat* Good. Do Gooff, be quickly altered to a belt when the S lever Sicken. Weaken, or Gripe. 10c. . 50c Write «ADI MAAR on RMISVtRIO or free «ample, and booklet nealtb. Addrua* wearer desires to change from one to *«Biiy r.apuy. Ckl««f, ■«alraal. B.w lark. M*S the other. The Inventors are I.averus N. Duhrberg and George K. Askin, and they state that the device 1« particular A Breakfast Tab!* Décision. ly adapted for use by athletes, cricket “I understand that Jenkins took Summer Resolution* ers, boating men and football players, and also for workingmen who use a the 33d degree. ’ ’ Carter's Diplomacy. The Best Prescription ior Malaria Chills and Fever is a bottle of Grove's TaateleM Chill Tonic. It is simply iron and quinine In a taatelees form. No Cure, No Pay. Price 50c. COMBINED BELT AND BRACES. Genuine No Time to Lose. President of Mine—“Advertise that we have a few shares of new stock to sell at $1 a share. Clerk—“When shall I put the ads in?” “At once. We’ve got to get enough Sad Affair. money together to pay the next divi “I hear they give Hank a cross ex dend.”—Detroit Free Press. amination in that trial up town.” “Yes, and I can’t see why they YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TAKING veil take Grove'» Tasteless Chill Tonic, needed to be cross about it. Hank’s When because the formula ia plainly printed on every the l>est natured cuss I ever see.”— bottle ehowing that it Is aimnly Iron and Qui nine in a tastcloas form. No Cure, Ne Pay. 60c. Chicago News. Have you beard of my friend I’., who used to write tor the State Boys' Own? The publisher of that remarkable pa per—I am uot sure that It had an editor —offered I*. a cent a word tor a story of adventure, aud P. agreed to write It In chapters, supplying them weekly till the tale bad been told. Tbe chapters went to press as fast as they came. Presently the publisher became restive. People in this story were doing ex traordinary things, and never getting anywhere. I*, left them 111 tbe most awful plights whenever he wrote "To be continued In our next.” At tbe six tieth chapter he was 110 nearer to a solution of tbe plot than he had been iu the sixth. The publisher wrote to P. begging him to close the narrative as quickly as possible, but P. replied with another batch, which ended, like the others, with tbe heroiue banging over an abyss by tbe eyebrows and tbe vil lain bolding her would-be rescuer by the throat against a tree a mile away and chortling with ghoulish glee. Every chapter ended like that, so that there simply had to be another one to ex plain it, and get the suffering people out of trouble. The publisher did uot dare to Interfere. His customers would in sist on the end of the story. P. was an Inventive cuss, and he kept that story going till the publisher's hair turned white and he drew, under hla cent-a- word contract, about «75 a week. Vio lent threats at last obliged him to kill off most of Iris characters and write the long delayed word. Finis.—New York Independent FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES. NEW YORK. Mb J j In Use For Over Thirty Years tits Dosis CASTORIA VM« «««rraui* .........