Image provided by: Yamhill County Historical Society; McMinnville, OR
About The Yamhill County reporter. (McMinnville, Or.) 1886-1904 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 16, 1901)
Salt Rheum You may call it eczema, tetter or milk crust. His One Commission. THE FUGITIVE. ‘‘Does your artist friend have many A hunted thing, through copse and WOOd commissions?” Night after night he skulked and I “I believe he had one last year. crawled. His father-in-law asked him to paint To where, amid dark homesteads. stood ithe barn.” One gloomy garden locked and walled. But no matter what you call it, this skin disease which comes In patches that burn Itch, discharge a watery matter, dry and scale, owes its existence to the presence ot Eminence. humors in the system. He paused in fear each step he took, It will continue to exist, annoy, and per “ bhe married a poet, didn’t she? And waited till the moon was gone; haps agonize, as long as these humors And is he successful?” remain. Then stole in I by the little brook “Oh, yes, remarkably so. Why, It is always radically and permanently That still I laughed down the terraced cured by his name is a household word on two lawn. Hood’s Sarsaparilla which expels all humors, and Is positively unequalled for all cutaneous e-lotions. A Satisfactory Score. ‘‘You never seem to give even a thought of your ancestors.” ‘‘Oh, yes, 1 do; 1 often rejoice that, within public recollection, none of them ever got hanged.” No Disappointment. “Isn’t your new house taking long er to build than you expected?” "Oh, no, I’ve only spent twice as much on it, so far, as I anticipated ” Beware of Ointments for Catarrh That Contain Mercury, continents, and last year his income was nearly $300. And up the well-known path he crept. And through the taugled briars tore; And he. while they who sought him slept. Still More Counterfeiting. Saw his ancestral home on.e more. The Secret Service has unearthed another band <>f counterfeiters ami secured a large i quantity of bogus bills, which ar** so clever There song and lights were still astir. ly executed that the average pei*t>u would And by her he eouid see one stand, never suspect them ot being spurious. (And he had fared so far to her!) Things of great value are always selected Who spoke with her and took her hand. for imitation, notably Hostetter’ Stomach Bitters, which has ninny imitators but no equals for di«oders like indigestion, dys Then back by copse and wood he crept pepsia. constipation nervousness and gen While yet the dawn was cold and diru; eral debilitv. Always go to reliable drug And while in her white room she slept. gists who have the reputation of giving ’Twas his old hound crawled back with what you ask for. him. —Century. Syndicate Defined. “Papa, what is a snydicate?” “My son, it is a body of human beings entirely surrounded by money. ’ THE END OF IT ALL. As mercury will surely destroy the sense of smell and completely derange the whole sys tem whenentering It through the mucous sur faces. Such articles should never be used ex cept on prescriptions from reputable physi Thia signature is on every box of the genuine cians, as the dajnage they will do is ten fold to Laxative Bromo Quinine T»biet. the good you can possibly derive from them Hall’s Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F J the remedy that earea a cold In one day Cheney A Co., Toledo, O., contains no mercury and is taken internally, acting <1 ireetly upon Necessities Come First in Texas. the blood and mucous surfaces of the system In buying H b II’ b Catarrh Cure be sure you get On account of a scarcity of bricks the genuine. It is taken internally, and made in Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney A Co. Testi, in a Texas town the congregation of monials free. the local church allowed their new Bold by Druggists, price 75c. per bottle. Hall’s Family Pills are the beet. edifice to remain unfinished while a Keeping Up Appearances. Excited man (to reporter)—Now, in writing up the story of the burg lary of my house, you must say that they overlooked $4,000 in the cup board. Reporter (incredulously) —Really? Excited Man—Yes. You see, ' I don’t want the public to know that they could go through my house and only find $32 worth of silver and stuff worth stealing. saloon was being erected. I do not believe Piso’s Cure for Con sumption has an equal for coughs and colds,—J ohn F. B oyeb , Trinity Springs. Ind., Feb. 15. 1900. Up-to-Date Game. Ted—Was the game close? Ned—Close? I should say so. The crowd was just pouncing on the um pire when the police reserves arrived. YOUR HOME AND FENCES. OLLY and I had been arguing —as we usually had. But, strange to say, neither of us had enjoyed it. It was a regularly under stood institution between us that we would quarrel about once In so often. It was such a lot of fun making up. Dolly and 1 were not engaged, but some time we were going to be. This was another regularly understood in stitution between us. This was a lot of fun also, particularly as oift respective families—the heads of them, rather- had long ago decided that we had bet ter keep apart for some time to come. Because they had so decided and stern ly forbidden any engagement until we should both lie of age, at least, we had gloried In the fact that we should lie engaged some time. And to-night, for the first time, we had enjoyed neither EITQ Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousnec ll I O after first day’s use of Dr Kline’s Great Nerve No Man Can Conveniently Go Without Either Raatorer. Send for Fit EE 9'4-00 trial bottle and treat ise. Da.R.li K lin «. Ltd..931 ArchSt.. Philadelphia.Pk of These Necessities. Two-fold. Sniffs—There is more sin in Chi cago than in any othei city on the face of the earth. Snuffs—I beg to differ. “I defy you to name another with more sin in it.” "Cincinnati. ” Disproved. "He can’t be a good business man. Why, he is a college professor.” “But he has married the daughter of a millionaire.” Stopa thn Dough and Worka Off tha Gold. Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure a cold in one day. No cure, No Pay. Price 25 cents. You may as well talk about going without eating as going without fences. If you have a house and home you must have a fence around it. If you have a farm you must mark its boundaries by fences, and also shut in the stock with fences. A fence is in many ways as import ant as a man’s house. As a commun ity grows the subject of fences assumes more and more prominence. The success of the "Anchor” fence in the United States has been phe nomenal for the chief reason that it combines economy, strength and beauty in a way that instantly ap peals to everybody. In the Eastern states , where it has been known lon ger, the factories making it are pressed to full capacity. In this state, where it is comparatively new, its widespread adoption seems to be only a question of the agents getting around and showing their wares to the people. There is ample reason for all the talk going on about the “anchor” fence, as it is solving the great fence problem satisfactorily. It is not only well adapted to ornamental work, but it is the biggest kind of a blessing to stock raisers and ranchmen gener ally. It is made of heavy wire and the joints are held rivet-tight by the patent “anchor” clamps. It does not cost as much as the old-fashioned fences, yet it lasts practically forever. It is worth anyone’s while to write to the manufacturers, The Portland Anchor Fence Co., 742, Nicolai Street. Portland, Oregon, for catalogue and pictures explaining their wonderful fence. the quarrel nor the reconciliation, and neither of us had made any reference to that coming engagement. Pref red Them at Rest. I had been rather silent about it for some time. I was so anxious to make "You want the pockets to run up the engagement a reality, and 1 hardly and down, J suppose,” said the tailor. knew how to set about it. Dolly, I “No, sir,” the irritable customer feared, had been silent recently for replied. "I prefer stationary pock quite other causes. The grim old aunt ets. You may make the slits perpen with whom she lived and who was her dicular, however.” guardian would harm my cause all she could, 1 felt sure. Dolly reported that A Man of Courage. she) too, had been silent concerning the She—I didn’t suppose you had the coming engagement for some time. As nerve to kiss me. opposition is always food for Dolly’s He—Oh, yes, I have got nerve determination I was not as grateful for enough to do anything. this silence on the part of her aunt as I might have been. While I was wondering now how to render the engagement an actual fact For Infants and Children. instead of an ephemeral promise, Dol ly’s voice broke the silence snap pishly. “This Is the last quarrel I will ever Bears the have with you,” it announced, to my Signature of astonishment. Repartee. The Literal Mind. “I hope so. Dolly,” I answered, going He—How do you feel when I beat over and sitting down on the sofa be “Tommy, how many wars has the you at whist? side her. United States been engagedi n?” She—Not quite so bad as you feel *T detest cowardice,” said Dolly, still "Five, sir.” when your friend Jenkins beats you at more acrimoniously. “Enumerate them.” poker. “I loathe it,” I answered, still very “One, two, three, four, five. ” much In the dark. •’We’ve done nothing but quarrel and fight for years.” 1 fancied tears In her voice, although her snapping eyes be- | lied the fancy. “I'm tired of it, and I I never mean to quarrel with you again.” “Dolly.” said I, pleadingly, "tell me cury is a danger- what I’ve done to annoy you?” ous medicine , . pOlSÒJ even when administered in very small doses and I was conscious. Immediately, of hav few constitutions can stand it for any length of time. ing taken the wrong tack. Potash produces inflammation of the stomach "Nothing:” You would have thought and bowels, and a dangerous form of dyspepsia and 1 she was ready to eat me. from her tone often chronic diarrhoea follow its use. and manner. “I’ve been just as much Now, the doctors will tell youi if you have r r^aWoSd Poison you must take ^se minerals for two years or longer; to blame for all the quarreling as you Contagious Blood P y . vour teeth get so sensitive and sore that you I have But I'm tired and sick of it all.” first, a course of Mercurv and when ance, you are told to /top She turned from me pettishly and can t eat, and the gu • ^ he’n the stomach rebels you are put on Mercury and a change to rotash . ..„»¡1 the svstem becomes so thoroughly saturated pulled the fringe off an entire side of again, and to on ad break outKon\he body, the prettiest sofa pillow beside her be with these, poisonous drugs that the mc«t disgusting^ fore she spoke again. the bones become disease , p h drive the eruptions and blotches from the “Everybody Is making fun of the torturing pains. Merc try blood and the reappearance of the old symptoms way we quarrel and fight,” was her skin, but the virus remains in the blooa ana tne rrapp® “ f . ran that the poison active, and you can next remark, spoken In a low voice. and the occasional sore mouth inuuu, show ............... r -*«—a is -f still never hope to completely eradicate it by this method of treatment. S. S. S. is the only "The girls make my life a burden, teas- Whim I was about twenty-one years of age, or antidote for this de ' Ing me!” structive virus, and an "They make mine a burden asking bid fo*rm,T*a“d «Pij infallible remedy for when you are going to let me pro this peculiar poison. It pose.” destroys and eradicates Dolly shrugged her shoulders dis every particle of the ^^aeno. oft^ d^as. was Uft. I a~ w thirty, poison, and makes the dainfully, but I knew I was on the blood as healthy and right track. I dared not draw any ye«a. K S. 8. does all you claim pure as before the dis closer, but I did venture to lay my for’lt^ U iMKBSON, Pevely, Mo. ease was contracted. hand on hers—a little timidly, but she Bae i. —i, nurelv vegetable blood purifier known, and we offer $1.000 liked the action none the less for that 3. 3. S. is the OBIT poreiy ,, mgreilient *Lt -h.tever. for ££f that ri'c-tatas .ny mineral whatever. The general health - and I pushed my advantage to the full for proof that it purges the svstem of impurities, and as new, nch blood ™PrOV? ri^e veins^the unsightly sores and other evidences of blood poison I and immediately. begins to flowrm the veins we^ g forever loathsome disew. i “It’s rather unkind of you to keep me In this position so long, Dolly.” I con- ■ tinned. “It’s hard on a fellow to be known as hanging about a woman. I with nothing settled, for so long. Haven't I proved my devotion yet, I Dolly r t J I knew she’d like this sort of talk. la beat time to cure Catarrh, cr CüttS WM ML ELSE FAILS. Bronchiti! and Consumption. Women always do. And when they’re Beet ( ough Syrup. Taetee Good- use o In time. 8*.id by druggists. I dying to be kind to you they don't mind CASTOR IA The Kind You Have Always Bought Mercury **» S Potash UWU* » S3 I ». I. IMITI 110., Beffilo, »• 1 1 I accepting any reasonable opportunity of yielding their forgiveness gracious- ; ly. Besides, it was stating the matter nicely to say Dolly had kept me in this undefined position. We had both tak en and staid in it, for reasons ot mutual fun and enjoyment, and, until recently, J I hadn't suffered at all. The fellows j had troubled me a little bit of late. Dolly regarded me gravely, and her snapping eyes softened. The hand over : which mine rested trembled a little. 1 took my cue from that hand. Gather- i lug courage, 1 folded my own long I fingers around it. Then 1 said what 1 had been longing to say for so long. "Dolly,” 1 whispered, "why need either of us suffer from fun-making any longer? You were of age last Monday" —although I really hadn't remembered the fact in this connection before—"1 was of age some time ago. Why shouldn’t we leave off talking of the time when we are going to be engaged and be engaged Immediately. .We're neither of us children, to be dictated to, any longer. Let's be engaged right now, Dolly!” "Right uow!” Dolly's eyes were'wide, her tone wondering. "You don’t mean now—this minute?” “J do. Dolly," said 1. firmly. "This | second, now, this moment,” and 1 em phasized my asservations with a kiss. "Y’ou’ll have to persuade me,” said Dolly, all laughing, when she emerged from my arms. And 1 was busily en gaged in “persuading" her when the door opened and her aunt walked into the room. Both Dolly and I are rather nervous, temperamentally, and we can both move quickly, upon occasion. Dolly’s aunt, who is a most observant old lady, noticed that we were as far apart as the room allowed us to be as soon as she had come In. "Heyday! What's all this?” she cried, interestedly. "The beginning of another of your spasms of quart cling and fight ing, 1 suppose.” And then It was that Dolly gave evi dence of having been successfully "per suaded.” "Oh, no. dear aunt,” she said, softly with a lovely glance in my direction, "it’s the end of them all.”—Elmira Tel egram. WISE WHITE HOUSE EMPLOYE. Built Up Brisk Trade in < ffsprina of Mansion*« * fliclnl Cat. Evidences of prosperity exhibited by one of the colored employes of the White House, best known as George, have made him tlie envy of his asso ciates. He recently appeared in a new suit of "store clothes.” When they saw him bring a little kitten Into the White House the other day. says a correspondent of the To ledo Blade, and subsequently hand the little pet over to a fashionably attired lady who was riding in a trap ’lie se cret came out. Not long since the official White House eat gave birtli to twelve kittens an even dozen and no more. The old cat and her fatuity were in George's keeping. When the event became known in official and social circles there was a* great demand for kittens born beneath the roof of the executive man sion. Learning that George was their keep er, society girls sought him out ami each wanted the prettiest one in the let. Each wtts promised tin* "pretties1" one. When a dozen customers had been supplied the demand was as great as ever. As some of the kittens had brought as high as $5 each, George could net think of retiring from the cat business He went among ills friends i t South Washington and discovered other kit tens. They were just as pretty as the White House ones and passed readily for the genuine article. When a cub tomer was to be supplied George would take one of the South A’ashlng ton born kittens to the White House and from there deliver It to the fair one. It may never be known how many kittens are lielng tenderly eared for about the city and pointed to ax hav ing been torn in tlie White House. Nor will it ever be known Just how much revenue tlie cat Industry forced upon the colored employe yielded him. FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES. Ensilage Cutter. Rewt and only perfect blowercut» ter on the market. Send for circular. Mitchell, Lewis A Staver Co. Portland, Ora. JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, Foot ot Morrison Slrost, poKNlbl** to build. Beu matsrlal. Heat pro portion. Best Mulsh. Lightest running. seven:/ year«’ experience. w I • <’ »• k I.• . I* A SîAVEli C .. 1st and Taylor S:«.. Portland.0r. Can give yon Ruggles. Plows, Windmills and Machinery. See the best bargains in Boilers »nd Engines, Pumps and General us before buying. —. -—a Wholesale Boots and Shoes KRAUSSE & PRINCE, 87 and 89 First Street, Portland, Oregon. Catalogue Furnished Upon Application. All Kinds Carried in Stock. Lacking in Melody. SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. Jones—Van Pounder's latest music is bald stuff. OREGON. PORTLAND. Smith—Why bald? Sin Helon ’ i School fop Girls, Jones—Because it needs an “air Thirty-third year. Comm< dious build restorer. ” ings. Modern equipment. Academic and college preparatory courses. Spe cial courses in music and art. Illus trated catalogue. Getting Back to Form. “Is your ma well again, Eddie?” “Well, yes'm, but she ain't quite up to her old form yet. Pa fought a draw wid her last night.” Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Sooth ing Syrup the best remedy to use tor their children during the teething period. MiSS ELEANOR TEBBETTS, Principal. HILL MILITARY ACADEMY; I A Private School After the Recc nciliation. Dooley—Say, Hooley, gin me a punch on th’ jaw opposite ph were yez kicked me. Hooley—Phat for. Dooley—I want yez to straighten out me face. For imardlng and day pa pi lx. Op.as September IS. Fin. new building. The prlneipnl lie. liHit twenty-three years’ experience in Portland. Cor respondence solicited. For catalogues address TO CUBE A COLD IN ONE DAY P.O. drawer 17, Portland, Or. J. W. HILL, »1. I»., Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All lruggists refund the money if It fails to cure, hi. W. drove's signature ison each box. 2f>c. Greet Risk. Hence the Term. “De pusson dat goes froo life actin’ Clarence— Why do you say the hahd to please,” said Uncle Eben, wedding was patriotic? "runs de riesk o’ habin’ folks take Algernon—Well, the bride was red, him at his word and quit tryin’.” the groom was white and ner father, who had all the bills to pay, was Sorry He Lied. blue. De Garry—You are the only woman YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TAKING When vou take Grove’s Tasteless Chill Tonic, I ever loved. Madge—In that case I can't be your because the formula is plainly printed on every bottle showing that it la simply Iron and Qui summer girl. I don’t want any am nine In a tasteless form. No Cure. Ne Pay. 50c. ateur. For Others. “It sounds funny to hear you talk ing that way. When wc were at col lege you didn’t believe in eternal punishment at all.” “I know, but I didn't have any enemies then.” Th. B..t Prescription for Malaria vhilla and Fever is a bottle of Grove’s Tutelea. Jhlll Tonic. It Is simply iron and quinine in tasteless form. No cure. No Pay. Price 500. A Straight Tip. Gentleman (caressing a pretty lit tle girl)—You little licauty! You lioltt’s Nhonls shall be my wife when you are grown At Menlo Park, San Mateo County, Cal., with up. Will you? its beautiful, siirrountiinKS, perfect climate, “No, I don’t want to get married, careful Miuervision, thorough instruction, complete laboratories, and gymnasium, easily but aunty there would like to.” maintains its poRition in the front ranks of schools tor boy® on the Pacific Coast. Uoitt, Ph. D., Principal. Ira G. Summer Resolutions His Impression. “Mandy,” said Farmer Corntossel, “I guess it would lie just as well not to say so much about home cookin’ when vou are talkin’ up your summer board.” “Why not?” "’Cause some of these fellers act, to me, like that was what they was tryin’ to get away from.” Keeley Cure Eure relief fiom liquor, opium end tobacco habit#. Bend for particulars to Kieley Instltuti, m . p. m . o. «•. aa-iwi. writing ta advertlsera mention this paper. W HKN please Wanton Killing of Hirds. Extermination of birds is not alone the work of fashionable vanity but of fashionable gluttony. Tlie seizure In a New York cold-storage warehouse of great numtiers of dead birds during tlie close season illustrates the easy eva sion of the law by those careless of con sequences. In hotels travelers often find upon the ' bills of fare the names of birds un known to ornithologists and dictionary makers. When asked what kind of birds these represent the waiters are permitted to answer only by smiles and silence, or by confessions of Ignorance. In the cold-storage house in New York were found so many birds that the le I gal fines would have run to millions of dollars. What would they amount to for the United States? As a result of such practices everywhere those butch ers and dealers who obey the law are really punished for their honor, while the reckless are rewarded by great profits. We are fond of pointing out excellent spheres of work and usefulness for those who are greatly troubled by a few deaths of animals In scientific lab oratories. Why should this stupid and ruinous war of extermination of birds, with Its great resultant suffering, not arouse the energies of the Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals?— American Medicine. A homely woman shouldn't wear a sun lionnet, tiecause she looks worse and a pretty one shouldn’t hide her good looks under one. Tfie rooster makes two-thirds of th« noise, but the ben does all the work. PURELY VEGETABLE CURE CONSTIPATION NEVER SOLD IN BULK taste (rood. Kat them like candy. They remove any had taste in the mouth, leav ing the breath iwM and perfumed. It is a pleasure to take them, and they are liked especially by children. sweeten the stomach by cleansing the mouth, throat and food channel. That means, they stop undigested food from souring In the stomach, prevent gas form ing in the bowels, and kill disease germs of ar.y kind that breed and feed in the en tire system. are purely vegetable and contain no mer curial or other mineral poison. They con sist of the latest discoveries In medicine, and form a combination of remedies un- equaled to make the blood pure and rich and make clean skin and beautiful com plexion. tone the stomach and bowels and stir up the lasy liver. They do not merely soften the stools and cause their discharge, but strengthen the bowels and put them Into lively, healthy condition, making their ac tion natural. never grip nor gripe. They act quietly, pos itively and never cause any kind of uncom fortable feeling. Taken regularly they make the liver act regularly and naturally as It should. They keep the sewt rage of the body properly moving and keep th» system clean. Increase the flow of milk in nursing moth ers. If the mother eats a tablet. It makes her milk mildly purgative and has a mild but certain effect on the baby. In this way they are the only safe laxatlvs for tha nursing infant. taken patiently, persistently, will cure any form of constipation, no matter how old or how often other remedies have failed. They are absolutely guaranteed to cure any case, or purchase money will be cheerfblly re funded. coat 10c. Kr, BOr a box. flampies sent frea for the asking. We publish no testimonials but sell Caecarets on their merit under ab solute guarantee to cure. Buy and try a box to-day, or write us for free samples and booklet. ASSfKM STBBLIWQ SIWIDY €•., CHICAGO •* SBW TORS. nriA/ A DTI »Hll be paid to any reeder of this paper who will ra. l\L W Alllz port to ua any attempt of zubatitution, or aala of “aomethinr juat aa good” when Caacareta are called for, aao furnish evidence upon which we can convict. AU correepondenco confidential. (D gzxzx