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What are Humors?
They are vitiated or morbid fluids cours
ing the veins and affecting the tissues.
They are commonly due to defective diges
tion but are sometimes inherited.
How do they manifest themselves ?
In many forms of cutaneous eruption,
salt rheum or eczema, pimples and boils,
and in weakness, languor, general debility.
How are they expelled? By
The Proper Term.
“Why do you speak of him as a fin
ished artist?”
“Because he told me he was utterly
discouraged and was going to quit the
profession. If that doesn’t show that
lie’s finished, I don’t know what
does. ”
THE
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ir ’.H’S COUNTRY.
O«.'
rt
A~e C--eiter tiaa Ever
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No Reciprocity.
ci ed Decrease— Pou try-Rai log Mo,
“That Mrs. Simpkins didn't return Be Mau a /rotitcble cciupatiun.
my call. ”
“Well, that’s no matter.”
which also builds up the system that has
“No matter?
She lives in the The egg industry is of considerable
Buffered from them.
eouiuiercial importance. The total num
It is the best medicine for all humors. suburbs, and 1 spent 25 cents getting ber of eg£G produced in the Culled
out there.”
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
Contradictions.
Pofitage to He Bed need to One Cent.
The President who sucoeds in getting
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hut no higher pernaps, than the esteem in
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ach Bitters, This medicine gets at the
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“Well, Digby, I’m surprised!
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(S
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A
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She (hautily)—I happen to know
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Ile’B always doing some ridiculous
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Sleepy Butterflies.
train bearers to the queen on her wed
Butterflies are said to be very sleepy ding day, 63 years ago, are still alive.
headed. Twilight sends them to bed, All save one are married. The Lady
and they are still drowsy at sunrise.
Victoria Howard is the one exception.
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"XVhy do you think so?”
“Because there goes one on a bud.”
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returning it.”
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“When did that happen?”
Mr. Wunder—Perhaps he is fond of
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Stern Parent—So you want to mar
••Well,” asked the spiritualistic ry my daughter, eh? Well, sir, what
fortune teller’s next door neighbor, have you to live on?
Young Brokeligh—If I succed in
“how’s business?”
marrying her, I’ll have you.
“Oh, medium.”
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A
THE MOST DESTRUCTIVE OF
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The poison ejected from the fangs of the rattle-
>)
snake is not more surely fatal than the virus of
,5 y
Contagious Blood Poison, which nollutes and vitiates
the blood, destroys the tissues and bones and eats like
a canker sore into the flesh.
This horrible disease appears first in the form of a little sore or blister ; soon
the glands begin to swell, pimples break out on the body, the mouth and throat
become sore, making it painful to eat or swallow; dreadful ulcers appear on the
tongue copper co1 red splotches and other characteristic signs of Blood Poison
come as the disease progresses, and the destructive virus takes deeper hold upon the
system. The medical men are as sorely perplexed over the character of this blood
poison as ever ; they tell you to take mercury and potash alternately for three years,
but the stomach of no human being can stand this treatment long ; besides, they do
pot cure the disease permanently, as thousands who have tried it know.
■
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•nlred to pay a large amount In advance, and can ' this particular virus;
truthfully eay that I waa woree when the treatment it purifies the blood and
waa loft off than when I began. Reddish pimple* build* np the constitu-
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*er-eolored splotches of all *i«e* would appear on my ' prove* almost from the
body ; my throat waa so sore I could scarcely swallow,,
— a my mouth and tongue were seldom free from first dose, the sores soon
ulcers ; tonsil* were swollen, and my hair wa* com show signs of healing,
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your ■. 8. 8. I have used twenty-two bottle*, and splotches and eruptions
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THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA, SA.
States In liito war estimated to be 320,-
090,000 dozen, aud there figures are
qdiie oiteu said tc be too low. The
cuiteO States formerly Imported a
large number of eggs anu exported
very few. The ratio has changed with
in the last ten years, and now the ex
ports laigely exceed the Imports, in
1890 the total number exported was. in
round numbers, 381,000 dozen, worth
$¿¿»,000; in 1890, 3,694,090 dozen, worth
$841,900. In 1890 this touui. y import
ed l&.OOO.OvO dozen, which were vaiued
at $2.030,060, anil in 18t>9 only 225,000
dozeu, valued at $21,000.
Taking lute account the five years up
to aud including 1898, 61 per cent of the
exported egg« were sent to Cuba. 20
per cent to Cam.aa, aud 11 per cent to
Great Britain, l uring the same perioo
66 per cent of the eggs Imported cams
from Canaaa, 3 per cent fro.u China,
aud tne remainder from varisso other
countries.
These staiistlco of the egg trade are
of Interest because they show the grea.
growth of the poultry industry, and in
dicate what It may become in the fu
ture. Some of the developments may
be fairly attributed to the work of the
Government, and the agricultural ex
periment stations. For many years a
considerable number of the stations
especially those in Alabama, Califor
nia, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana.
Maine, Massachusetts, Michigan. New
York, North Carolina, Norlh Dakota.
Ok.ahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island
South Carolina, Utah, and West Vir
ginia, have been experimenting upon
methods of feeding nnd caring for poul
try, the comparative value of different
breeds, the possibility of increasing
effZ production by proper feeding and
selection of laying stock, and similar
problems. The Department of Agricul
ture htus done much to encourage the
poultry Industry by collecting and dis
tributlng Information and in othei
ways.
I’cultiy raising is often carried on in
ccnjuncacn with general farming, anti
may Lt profitably developed along such
lines. When It 13 followed as an inde
pendent enterprise, its possibilities! arc
also great. There is always a market
for poultry and eggs for food, w hil ■ the
raising of fancy stock for treediop pur
pose* is frequently worth conslueia
tion.
Judged by iiTiliable statistics, eggs
compare favorably with the more com
mon animal foods, and it Is shown that
the high food value of eggs is appre
ciated, and that they constitute one of
the very Important articles of diet in
the American household.
In many of the dietary stiijles made
in the United States data were recma-
ed of tbe cost of different foods anti the
relative amount of nutriment material
contributed by each In proportion to
the total cost. Compared with other
foods at the usual prices, eggs at 12
cents per dozen were found to be a
chesp ecurce of nutrients; at 16 cents
per dozen they were fairly ez;*6*'.«c,
aud at 25 cents per dcsea and over they
were very expensive.—Washington
Star.
In consequence of emigration,
there is a greater preponderance of
Is Able to Help Sick Women women in Norway than in almost any
other country in Europe. The cen She Was Pale and Bloodless, But
When Doctors Fait.
sus of 1891 showed that there was an
Dow gladly would men fly to wo excess of women over men of almost
Now Has a Good Complexion.
man's aid did they but understand a 70,000, while in 1876 this excess
Her Ailments Gone.
woman's feelings, trials, sensibilities,
amounted to only 43,000.
and peculiar organic disturbances.
Frnm the Pioneer Preu. St. Pnul, Minh.
Those things are known only to
women, and the aid a man would give
is not at his command.
To treat a case properly it is neces
sary to know all about it, and full
information, many times, cannot be
given by a woman to her family phy
sician. She cannot bring herself to
tell everything, and the physician is
From Florence, Ravalli county,
“We are what we feed on,” quoted Mont., comes a cheerful letter, the
Mr. Hixson, laying down his book, writer of which is willing to tell how
“and I am willing to say the author is she obtained the rich glow of health
that thousands of women are envious
right. For instance”—
“lam already a believer,” Mrs. to possess. Before she found th»
Hixson interrupted. “You will in right remedy she was in that pale,
sist on having lobster for supper emaciated condition which doctor*
call anaemic, and which, if neglec»
always. ”
And Mr. Hixson, mortified, grew ed, inevitably means early death.
M iss May Smith, whose address ifl
very red.
given in the first words of thia ar
ticle, says:
Must Economize.
‘About five years ago I became ill
“I would like to sell you an auto without apparant cause, and I grew
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worse until I was completely run
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The least exertion would
My daughter has just cabled me that bring on a very severe pain in the pit
she has married the Duke De No- of my stomach.
At other times I
coy ne. ”
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My kidney*
Knew His Business.
were very weak and my limlis always
Hostess—Dear me, the conversation felt tired. I was troubled with short
is flagging.
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Host—I don’t know, unless we ering sensation al>out my heart,
leave the drawing room for a few min which would heat heavily, with fits of
For three years I was
utes and give them a chance to talk palpitation.
, under the care of two doctors, neither
about us.
• of whom seemed to know the nature
' of my trouble. They treated me for
A Former Conquest
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gastritus
and
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“Two years ago, when I saw an ad
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in a St. Taul paper of
campaign I went through before we vertisement
Dr.
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necks trying to beat one another in them to restore her color.”
getting my orders.”
Signed.
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In the Sooth Carolina Legislature
the President of the Senate snd the
Speaker of the House wear silk robes
while presiding over their respective ,
houses. This custom Is about a cen
tu.'y old, and Its origin Is somewhat
obscure. Present attention to th? mat
ter »rise* from a change In the color of
the robes from the original ultra- i
marine blue. Over this the South C«r- I
ollna papers are Justly agitated. At
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instead of blue, but both color* are
those of tbe national flag, and either.
In the 8ot>,b Carolina view, Is prefer
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donned by the Speaker at the recent -
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and be faces the foe on the firing-line.
Then is he as he always was, and, let
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