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t fectly certaiu, sir,” replted the old sol ATCHISON GLOBE LIGHTS. HERE’S A SINGLE-WHEEL dier. “I will lay my life on It she will A tiny form, new breathing clay, eats an Everyday Affairs by aa not fail uh at this moment.” LAWN MOWER. What does it mean? Original Gaaius. “Very well, then,” said the lieuten An immortal soul has coine this way, Below is Illustrated a new pattern A love affair Is the only thing that ant, “recall the mer.” Has come to earth, on earth will stay of lawn mower, which the Inventor An Indianapolis Woman's Sworn State- The bugle rang out and the pursuers will open some men’s pocketbooks. Until the firm, calm voice doth say: claims will run easier than the two- turned and slowly retraced their steps Ix>ts of young men give bashfulness “Come home!” ment of the Way in Which She wheeled rotary grass-cutter now In use. to the fort. Ours is the privilege to mold as an excuse for not going out In so The wheel used Is similar to the ordi Was Saved From Death. "After all, ” he went on, "it is our best This character. ciety. nary wheel, except that It Is much Each one of us, the young, the old. chance, for they could never catch him. From the Indianapolis News. When a friend Is In trouble, don’t larger, affording greater traction on the Gieat strength and beauty yet untold Just look at the pace he Is going at! I Mrs. Mary K. Burns, of 505 Hia ask, "Can I do anything? ” Do some surface of the earth than was possible watha street, Indianapolis, Ind., Is liv This gift divine may so«Ai unfold would not lore that scoundrel for any thing. To us. with the two small wheels, and there ing evidence of the wonderful powers thing, and if we cannot take him alive Prote«'t him from each impure thought, The friends who have something dis- fore providing more power for the cut of Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Palo we must anticipate his fate aud take This new-born babe! agreeable to say to you always find ting mechanism. The latter feature People, the remedy that cures whore him dead.” The greatest blessing ever sought, Dear Madame: For a year I have time to call. consists of a cutter bar like that of a all others fail. For years she en Several men had beeu jiottlng at the True manliness, may thus be wrought, dured all the tortures of indigestion, kept company with a handsome young About the first discovery that a fugitive with their rifles, but without nervousness and female weakness, a For what he thinks impure or not barber, but lately hla love seems to be widow makes Is that she married en success, so be ordered them to desist, complication of troubles that five phy He is. growing cold. To add to my unhappi tirely too young. sicians confessed their inability to as It was only throwing away ammuni The architects of luau are we. ness 1 Hud I have barber’s Itch. Please cure. Her story is well worth the at tion. Each one of us. If you want a boy to deliver a pint of tention of every woman. She says: And what false builders we should be Lighting a cigarette, he sat down and ad vis«? me.—Lamia. When one has trou berries to a neighbor, give him a gal “My illness commenced after my Is living that a child might see calmly watchtxl the ever-lessening form ble at one’s barber shop one usually lon when he starts. first child was born. I was so weak changes one ’ s barber. Be careful next That wickedness, that calumny of the brigand. I now went up to him and nervous that it seemed I would A Jolly should be heard only by the Is life. ami asked the reason of this strange time to sterilize your affections and In perse r. for whom it Is Intended, never get strong. For twelve years The son of friend, the sou of foe. sist on a clean mug. I doctored for female trouble, com upathy on tin* part of the garrison. others It Is an emetic. It matters not. plicated with nervousness and indiges "Don’t be in a hurry, my friend,” re As builders we must strike the blow Having no opportunity to do wrong Skinny—You will have to trust to the tion. My stomach was so weak that plied he, smiling; "we are not so lazy To make or mar. Build high or low, for days at a time I could eat nothing honesty of your grocer when you pur doesn't make you better than those The day will com«* when we shall know and foolish as doubtless you think. Lis but bread and milk. I was also troub ten to me.” He then explained that chase olive oil. If be Is anything like who have every chance. Onr work. led with palpitation of the heart and mine you will get a combination of cot If a woman has absolute faith In her “Reform the world!” has been the cry Just as lie was also starting iu pursuit •vas often so miserable that I could not tonseed oil amt axle grease. It is all husband, It Is a great compliment to For many years. of the fugitive the old gunner had told :e down. Five doctors prescribed for "With sin, unhappiness must die!” ne, and I took many kinds of medi him that there was a far quicker and right in a salad, but rather rough on his powers of concealment. cine without being benefited. One We meet with small success, and why? surer method of arresting him than that tlie feelings, considering that I pay my There are very few occasions In a «lay I saw Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills The reformation has passed by of pursuit. The big gun in the center bills promptly. Rub the oil In well woman's life that do not compel her to advertised in the papers and I de Ourselves. of the rampart on that side had, by every night with a steam roller. Wash trot right down to tlie dry goods stores. cided to give them a trial. I did so Before we seek to build a man— ing the face with soap and water now constant practice, been trained to and had not finished taking the first Things even themselves up: When A perfect one— aud then will freshen and refine your throw its projectile exactly in the mid box when 1 knew that I was getting We must ourselves remove the ban the grocery bill is small, it means that better. dle of the narrow path just before it complexion wonderfully. That crushes us; the gulf must span the drygoods bill will be larger than “You can imagine the relief I felt dipped out of sight, aud had beeu kept Between the earthly and the plan usual. when I found that after years of suf Dolly: The best, if not the only effec permanently in that position. "Aud,” Of God. —Bartlett Warner. fering I was being cured. I continued Give a woman something good to ent the lieutenant went on, "Gunner Muller tual, way to k«*ep chaps from the lips taking the pills, and the female trouble and she doesn't thoroughly enjoy It ++++++4.^+++.?.M.+.J.+++++++^u. is ready to swear that a ball or shell is to partake fr«*ely of young onions. entirely disappeared. Dr. Williams’ • • thrown from that gun will hit the ex If this fails you and you are in the un until she has found a hungry boy to Pin'k Pills for Pale People did more divide with. RECIPROCA 1 INO CUTTER BAR. for me than it was claimed they would act spot, provided the gun has not been fortunate position of wanting your Some persons think a furnace is the shifted. Now, in that case, all we chapped lips cured. I recommend you large mowing machine, with the guards do. Since I first took the pills I have have to do is to wait till our friend to study Dr. Hahnemann’s celebratici hardest thing In the world to regulate, j aud reciprocating blades complete. By not needed a doctor nor any other medicine; they have restored my *fr+++*í-5*+++*H*4**{'+4*+++++++ there gets on. or near, that spot, and proposition, “slmllia slmllibus curan- but that Is because they have forgotten I n simple gear arrangement the power is health, strength and happiness. I takeu from near the center of the trac there you are! You see it is impossible tur,” which. Iielng Interpreted, signi their love affairs. "MRS MART K. BURNS.” ND don’t you find it very dull for him to turn to tlie right or left till fies, "If you do what you like you will After every marriage, it Is said the tion wheel and delivered to an eccen Subscribed and sworn to before ms up here all aloqe?” 1 asked. he gets out of the pass, owing to the like what you do.” bride must have money of her own, tric, which in turn reciprocates the knife this 19th day of October, 1900. "No,” h<* answered; “not so dull precipices on either side. You know, GEORGE H. SWAN, but It turns out usually that It Is the bar. The swath cut is about equal to Notary Public. as you might think, by any means. Muller,” said he, turning to the gunner, Sarah Smudgeface: In order to keep groom going In debt. that cut by the old mower, but the (Seal) Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale You see, there Is plenty of game to be who was standing by, “the right kind of your complexion In good sha)>e secure Every thing seems to be produced height of the cutter bar can be adjusted People are sold by all dealers, or will had, large and small, for the shooting; shell for this case?” a palette knife, scrape carefully down on a larger scale than twenty years to cut the grass close to the ground or be sent postpaid on receipt of price, the scenery is delightful to me, who, "Yes, sir,” said the soldier, saluting; to datum, and then use lye or soft soap. ago, except the strap that hung be at any height desired. The mower has 50 cents a box, or six boxes for $2.50 like you, am a bit of an artist, ami then “I know the very thing required, and This will enable the fresh air to get hind the kitchen door. a clutch mechanism which enables the (they are never sold in bulk or by the the banditti usually provide a little ad If the rascal is within ten yards’ radius at the epidermis a little more readily. hundred), by addressing Dr. Williams Probably you are familiar with the operator to draw It backward without Medicine Company, Schenectady, N. Y. ditional excitement. "What!” 1 said, of the bursting point he won't gain the operating the knives, and when not in careless manner In which people "talk” “are there banditti around here, then?” end of that path.’ Daisy: A nose that is too broad and Another Victim. about each other, and of course you us«* tlie cutter bar can be tiltesl into a “Yes,” lie answered; "most certainly, “Good,” said the officer; "load!” “wlngy” at the tip can lie made nar- vertical position to facilitate the remov "My father,” said the sweet young know you don’t escape. though not in the direction from which The heavy shell was hoisted into the rower and of better proportions by al of the machine from one place to thing, “is a gold bug. Are you?" A law should be passed prohibiting another. Fritz Itauber and John A. you have come. But ns you proceed breech, and everything was got ready gentle slicing with a sharp knife, Be “No,” replied the young man. “I be into Bohemia you will And the moun for the shot. This all happened in gin by taking a little bit off the top engineers, and other persons upon Lentz, of Eldorado, Kan., have obtain long in the melanoeste picipes class.” "Good gracious!” she exclaimed, tains infested with them, and I shall much less time than it takes to describe am! move steadily downwar«! day by whose carefulness depend the lives of ed a patent on the machine. “What’s that?” send an escort down with you to-mor it, and now the man was within eighty day. This treatment is also a sure others, from falling in love. “That,” he hastened to explain, with row. Indeed, iu these piping times of yards of the fatal spot. After finding cure for blackheads. The doctrine that It is more blessed the aid of a practical illustration, “is peace it is chiefly for the purpose of that he was not pursued, he relaxed the to give than to receive, is always en the scientific name of the kissing bug.” MME. SQUEE GEE. escorting travelers through the moun speed at which he started from the tertained by those persons who believe i HE NEW FIRST READER tains that we are here. You will have fort, and was now trotting steadily on The Truth Forced Home. the world owes them a living. $200,000 FOR PIN MONEY. “I’m afraid,” she sighed, “that I’m a specially strong escort to-morrow, toward the desired goal, keeping in The crazy man, with the state taking getting old.” though, as we have here nt present con- tlie middle of the path, and no doubt G ft Which 1’o‘ter Palmer Is Said to care of him, and unlimited time to “Why?” he asked. Have Given His Wife. iln«*d In th«* fort a notorious bandit we congratulating himself on his escape. talk and handle big enterprises, is all | “When I go to the grocery now the A Chicago woman who declares that right; it Is sane kin who are miserable, I What is the tnat-ter here? captured but yesterday in a raid on his When within thirty yards of the place clerks don’t nearly break their necks The man is chang ing bis mind, hiding place, and tomorrow I shall send he dropped to a leisurely walk, looking she knows says that Potter Palmer re trying to beat one another in getting What has lieeome of the old fash- Idin down to Itobciisburg for trial. round continually to make sure that no cently made over to Mrs. Palmer, for How do you mean? my orders."—Chicago Times-Herald. fou«*d woman who would as soon go to her own exclusive use and enjoyment, His friend asked Tht-r«* is no doubt what ids fate will one was after him. Once he stopped church without her bonnet, as to go to To Play “Shopping.” be. Two murders have been proved and, turning round, made what seemed the entire receipts of the Palmer House b 1 m what he see a sick neighbor without taking The leader says: “I went shop against 1dm, and there art* numerous a gesture of contempt at the fort, aud. as they shall accrue from year to year. thought of the signs ping this morning, and everything I Mrs. Palmer Is not exp«H*t«*<l to as something to eat? unproved ones and hundreds of roh- having thus relieved his feelings. of spring, and just bought began with A. From the gro It makes no difference how much sume any of the cares of the manage beries down to Ids name. It is, as you walked on again. as he said that lie cer I bought (points to a player and preachers and Sunday school teachers ment. That is attended to for her. She say, a long way to send him, but never allowed him waits for response), from the drug Slowly lit* neared the fatal spot. All Robensburg Is our headquarters, mid on th«* fort were breathless with sus- 1 b sinply to enjoy the Income for the talk, the children’s idea of heaven Is liitn-self to be struck gist (points to another), from the dry goods store, from the baker,” lit* will be tried by the military there. pens«* ami doubt, for it seemed quite rest of her life, but in the meantime always taken from the transformation I by signs one of them fell. etc. The responses must be given scene In “Uncle Tom’s Cabin.” But you must lie tired and glad to get possible that the gun might somehow quickly. The penalty is to take the to bed.” Saying tills, he showed me to have got shifted since the last practice. What have we here? place of the leader and start another IS CHEESE A NUISANCE? a small bedroom and left me to my Only the old gunner was calm and con This Is a busi-ness man en-joy-lng letter. slumbers. a mod-ern conven fident and lovingly eyed his great New York Snpr me Court Held that For Keeps. 1 was awakened early by the sound charge. 1 was standing with the lieu ience. It Was Not. Ascum — So you’ve got a political of a bugle, ami was soon out to enjoy tenant near th«» gun, and the wall was I>o you mean the Limburgercbeese—or rather Its odor— situation? Do you expect to keep the fresh air and line scenery. I was lined with every man in tlie fort, eager was passe«l upon by the New York Su tel-e-phone? it? Immediately struck by tin* strong posi ly gazing at that smpll, dark spot mov Yea. Rafferty—Faith, I do. so, an’ what's preme court the other day. The court's tion of the fort, tlie site on which it was ing so slowly on. If it Is a con-ven- more, I ixpict it to kape me.—Phila decision was that Limburger cheese built being admirably adapted for de delphia Press. As Hie bandit neared the end of the kept on the premises of a flrm dealing ience w fense. Tin* road, if roa«l It could In* path tin* old gunner handed tlie lanyard scowl? in butter and cheese is not a public A Delicate Matter. «•ailed perImps pass would lie a better of t.lie gun to a subordinate and hade Oh, a small de tail an noys nuisance which the courts will abate, “No,” said Miss Cayenne, “I don’t word her«* ran for a full mile in a kind him tin* when lie lifted his foot. Then, What is it? at the suit of adjoining property-own think I should care to vote. Public of glen or gully, lined on either side by taking a telescope, he directed his gaze He has been try-ing for twen-ty min affairs are too difficult for me.” ers, and this although the cheese is lofty ami precipitous rocks, which, on th«* fugitive. A deadly silence utes to get con-nect-ed with a man on “You used to say they were very kept In enormously large quantities. towering up high on either side, left reigned In th«* fort. 1 could hear my simple." In a dissenting opinion filed by Judge the second floor a-bove. only a narrow way in the middle. Iienrt beating plainly, and 1 believe ev “I have changed my mind. It seems Hatch, however, the following, lan to be almost as hard to determine Standing in the center of this gully, you ery man was in an equal tremor of ex What is happen ing here? guage is used: "The odor from Limbur whom you should snub in politics as could look along tin* patli about half a citement. I half hoped that the man, The host-ess Is serv-ing re-fresh- it is in society.”—Washington Star. ger cheese, when it Is given a fair op mile each way, at which dlst.iue«* it roblier and murderer though lie was, nients to her guests. portunity to spread Itself, Is over came to a stop, tile road suddenly dip might escape. What are the re Not a Confiding Nature. whelming ami unless the olfactory ping down on one side to Robensburg When would tin* signal be given? The Mr. Johnsing—I don’t like dat Farm freshments? sense lie educated to the liking ordead- and on tin* other toward a forest, it suspense was becoming unendurable. I Lob-ster sal-ad, ca er Jones. He’s too 'spicious. en«?d to Its presence. It is about as of Mr. Jackson—What's he done now? was in tlie middle of tills valley, or looked nt Muller hi* was gazing viare sand-wiches, fensive an <xlor as can greet the olfac Mr. Johnsing—He's done gone an’ rather cutting, that tin* fort had beeu through th«* telescope. Suddenly he cof-fee, ice cream put a six-foot bahb-wire fence aroun’ tory nerve of human beings. That the built, stretching across the narrow way kicked out Ills leg, still keeping bis eye and cake. premises are Inhabitable in its continu his melon patch.—New York Journal. from one wall to tin* other, so that, if to tin* glass. A vivid Hash followed, a Mer-cy. Does such ed exposed presence will not be gener necessary, tin* road could In* completely deafening roar, which shook th«* fort, How It Happened. ally believed and when it is combined food r«?-fresh anybody? blocked and swept by tin* guns of the and then a cloud of white snioki* ob- Miss Kittish—Major, is it true that Oh. yes! It refreshes the mem-o- with the odoriferousness arising from fort. In times of pence th«* fort had s -uie«l everything. When it had cleared once during the war one of the enemy the cheese, we can readily see that a ry of days when they used to eat green died to save your life? a gate left permanently open, allowing away Muller was standing besidt* my stench can be produ«*ed by the side of a|>-ples, pea nuts and Christmas can Major Bluntly-—Yes. travelers to walk right through it and companion, with a look of content on which the smell of hogpens and slaugh- dy. "How noble! How did it happen?” pursue their way to th«* other side. his face. "I killed him.”—N. Y. World. terhouses might be regarded ns deli My friend the lieutenant soon Joined “1 was right, sir.” lit* cried; “he was What Is the young man do-ing? MRS. POTTER PALMER. cate perfumery. It Is enough to say me, and I remarked on the strong posi lilt fair.” Would Still Be a Puller. He is a pol-o-giz-ing to the young la that language fails in description of tion held by the fort. "Yes," said he. Trm* enough, nothing was to lie seen any changes or improvements that she “Charlie,” said a visitor to a bright dy. such an odor and it is evident that the little 5-year-old, “are you going to smiling. "I think we could give a good where th«* bandit had been. A loud may suggest will naturally receive at What for? wltness«*s for the plaintiff were baffled be a dentist like your father and pull accouut of ourselves before an enemy cheer followed th«* announcement. Had tention. He steppe«! on her people's teeth when you grow up?” So handsome an arrangement with in their attempt by lack of power to de could pass along the road from end to the officer shook hands heartily with gown and ru-ined ft. "No, sir,” replied Charlie. “I'm go end," and In* pointed to tin* Hire«* guns Muller, and retlr«*«l to make a report of regard to pin money has not been re scribe the overwhelming presence. It ing to be a lawyer like Uncle George Will the a-pol-o- mounted on each side, commanding the th«* matter, whll«* a party was sent to corded In a Chicago family for many a ne«*«ls no occult power to understand and pull people's legs.” m«*n«l mat-ters? two roads. A large on«* was In the mid collect th«* remains of the victim. A day. and Mrs. Palmer Is being congrat that only a small quantity of Limbur O, no! It will cost ger cheese Is necessary to fill the at die and a smaller one was on each side few hours later 1 left th«» fort with my ulated and Mr. Palmer complimented. Standard Wants Japanese Oil. The Standard Oil Company has or of It, and very forinldabh» they looked. escort, after a hearty farewell to the The Palmer House is valued at $3.- mosphere with smell. We have seen a $40 for an-oth er He sal«) I might leave them at noon, commandant. As we passed the fatal 500.000. The income from store rents single wagon, containing a large quan skirt and the a-pol-o-gy Is hot worth a ganized the .International Oil Com pany. with >10,000 capital, at Yoko when the escort for the prisoner would s|H>t I shuddered to see uumlstakable and profits of business Is estimated at tity, drive people from the street along cent.—Chicago Daily News. hama. Jaffan. The purpose of the which It passed and we can readily un- 1 be ready. Hardly had lit* finished signs of th«» accuracy of the shot.— about >200,000 annually. The Worm Will Turn. new corporation Is to control and derstand that by constant use the wa speaking when a shout was heard In Chambers' Journal. "Ha! You laugh me to s<?orn. Regi develop the Japanese oil fields. gons come to have a distinctive smell R«»are«l the Toothache Ont of Him. the fort, followed by th«» report of a nald de Bugge, but It will be my turn A novel cure for the toothache was entirely their own.” rifle and a babel of cries. Th«» officer Not a "Broncho-Buster" from Choice. next. ” Inadvertently applied by Dr. Parmer- rushed down to ae«* wlmt was the mat Such language, coming as it did from Gov. Roosevelt, in speaking once of tler at Tremont. N. Y. A man. suffer Called to Prea«-h. ter. I following him clos«»ly. Arriv«»«l at his experlen«»es In the far West, made I It is to be feare«i that some other a humble caterpillar, at first merely the square. we found a crowd of sol this confession: "You know I am not ing from a raging tooth. calle«1 at the men ’s “call” to preach Is not more im amuse«! the audience, until a bright diers assemble«! around a man lying on nearly so fond of ’broncho busting' an«i dentist's house at night, forgot to ring perative than that of the negro referred l>eetle in the gallery recalle«! the fact the bell, found the outer door open, en th«* ground, bletsllng profusely from a riding wild horses as aorne i««*rsous to by Mr. Booker Washington iti the that every worm has bis turn, and “1 hare uaad your valuable CASCA* wound In the shoulder. The officer was might have you think. It wasn’t be ter the hall, unintentionally stepp«»«! on started the applause.—Buffalo Express. RETS and And them perfect. Couldn't do Outloook. without them. I have used them forsome time quickly told th«» cause of th«» tumult. cause I liked that kind of work that I a burglar alarm and thus brought tlie The old negro was working In the 'or iod gestion and biliousness and am now com The bandit, while t»elng 1«*»1 out of Ids <II<1 It. But I always took Just what dentist to tlie «lark hall with a pistol In Money in Ohl Uniforms. pleteiy cured. Recommend them, to every one. cotton fiehl one hot day in July. Sud his hand. The dentist threatened to Once tried, you will never be without them in cell, preparatory to lielng marchtsl came, and if It happened to l>e the The worn-out uuiforms of the Rritisb denly he stopped, and looking toward me family.” E dw . a M arx , Albany, N. Y. shoot aud the visitor was so territi«*«l away had suddenly stabbed a soldier wildcat animal In the bunch I got on. army when sold bring back Into the war the sky. he exclaimed: that th«» ache departed from his chat with a hidden knife, and, taking ad an«! stay«»«l on. too. for when I got on 1 CANOT “O Lawil. de cotton a tn so grassy, de office treasury close upon >150,000 a vantage of th«* surprise he created, hail 1 made up my mind to stay, and I have tering teeth. CATHARTIC wuk am so hard, an' de sun am so hot, year. escape«! from the fort, though a sentry yet to s«*e the broncho that could make Precocious Michigan Youth. dat I b'lieve dis darky am called to tauest, but Not a Customer. had flrc«l at him. He was soon de me give In.”—iJldiea* Home Journal. A Kalamazoo man lost a dog ami re preach!** Street—Hullo! Are you a guest here? scried flying down the roa«l which l«sl ceived a letter stating that ft won!«! lie Beat—I am. but the hotelkeeper tnswarra. Exer«*iee fbr a Fat Man. to the forest, an«! several men started returned If flW cents was deposit«*«! fn a thinks I am a customer.—Indianapolis “ She came upon him unawares." read Club attendant (to stout party who Is In pursuit. The officer was about to certain p!a«*e. He marketl tin* coin, left Press. follow them when a grlszled veteran the teacher. "Can any little boy or It and flit* dog was returned. The next struggling Into oven-«>at)—Allow me. There's always room at the top of touched his shoulder and said a few girl tell me what 'unawares' means?'* iimruing his S-year ol«l «on appeared sir. Up went th«» hand of the youngest pu w ith the rnarke«! coin. Th«» boy ami his Stout party—No. don’t trouble. Thia the greased pole of success. words to him. "Are you quite sure you can do It. pil. "I kisiw!" berried. "It's what we father then went Into executive »«■ ..lot, Is the only exercise I ever take!- Lou- Failure Is one of the things that are don Punch. gunner?" asked the lieutenant. “Par- wear next to our skins.** in the w-oo*Ishe«L spoiled by success. CHARACTER BUILDING WAS TORTURED A NOVEL EXECUTION. Biliousness xiacojicta