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Spring Medicine There’s no season when good medicine is so much needed as in Spring, and there’s no medicine which does so much good in Spring as Hood's Sarsaparilla. Do not delay taking it. Don’t put it off till your health tone gets too low to be lifted. Hood's Sarsaparilla Will give you a good appetite, purify and enrich your blood, over come that tired feeling, give you mental and digestive strength and I 6teady nerves. Be sure to ask for HOOD’S, the j best medicine money can buy. It is Peculiar to Itself Bad Feelings In Spring — “In the •pring I was feeling very badly. My blood I began taking Hood’s Sarsaparilla. It did me much good. I think it Is a wonderful spring medicine and recommend It to all sick and suffering.’’ E thu . L. B ian , Eaton Center, N. H. was very poor. Nonsense. “What nonsense,” exclaimed Mr. Meekton, as he tossed aside the heart- to-heart talks page. “What utter non sense I” “To what are you referring,” In quired his wife. “To the assertion that e roman need not expect a man to pay her as much attention after thev are married as he did before. I am absolutely lore, Henrietta, that 1 mind qu icker now than 1 ever did. CATARRH CANNOT BE CURED With local applications, as they cannot reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh is a blood or constitutional disease, and in order to cure it you must take internal remedies. Hail’s Ca tarrh Cure is taken internally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces. Hall’s Ca tarrh Cure is not a ouack medicine. It was prescribed by one of the best physicians in this Country for years, and is a regular prescription. It is composed of the best tonics known, com bined with the best blood purifiers, acting di rectly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect combination of the two ingredients is what pro duces such wonderful results in curing catarrh. Bend for testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Proprs., Toledo, O. Sold by druggists, price 75c. Halls Family Pills are the best. He Wanted Tew Know. Ticket Seller (in theater box office) —Seats in the parquette are $3, and in the dress circle $2. Uncle Pumpkinduster (of Swamp Junction)—Say! be that your “askin’ price,” or what you expect tew get? An Inactive Liver, Stomach Dis orders. Sick Headache and other ills arising from an imperfect digestion are cured bv G iKt’IKLD TEA which is made from HERB«. Encouragement for the Struggling. “Well, asked the artist, robbing his bands, “what did your wife think of your portrait when you got homer “Oh, said old Mr. Packenham, handing out a check for the amount he had agreed to pav, “she told me she still had confidence in me and didn’t believe I was half as bad as 1 was painted. Thia signature is on every box of the genuine Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets th. r.mody that cnrea n cold la one «lay Armament of New Ships. The armament of the new British battleships Queen and Prince of Wales will be of a very powerful character, and in each case the guns will cost £75,000. When ready for the pen nant each ship will have cost £1,- 000,000.—Montreal Herald and Star. A NEW ACCOUNT BOOK Of Particular Interest to Thruhermen and Farmers. Russell & Co., of Portland, Ore., the largest dealers in machinery on the Pacific Coast, have just issued at con siderable expense a neat and veiy com plete account book for up-to-date thresheimen, etc. The books are tor free distribution, and all people who want them should write immediately to Russell <fc Co., Portland, Ore. Police Judges in Porto Rico. Mayors of the different towns in Porto Rico at present have exclusive jurisdiction in police court cases, whether or not they know a word of law; and from their decisions there la no appeal. Pino's Cure is the best medicine we ever used for ail affections of the throat and lungs.—W m . 0. E sdblsy , Vanburen, Ind.. Feb. 10, 1900. Wall Enough. "Didn’t I tell you to let well enough alone?” said the doctor to the con valescent who had disobeyed and was suffering a relapse. “Yes. doctor,” whined the patient, “but I wasn’t well enough.” The Best Proaerlptlon for Malaria Chill, and Fever is a bottle of Grove's Tutelcse Chill Tonic. It is simply iron and quinine In a tasteless form. No core. No Pty. Price 50c A Long Rivar. I zing rivers drain a large territory of country. The Ganges la nearly 1600 miles in length, and drains an area of 750.000 square miles. DEATHBED OF A BUDDHIST. Weird Ceremonies Observed l'as.ina of u Priest. at the Want Americans to Do the Work. Composition of a Penny. The Siamese government has asked Pennies do not consist of copper alone, there being In them 2 per cent for American bids for the construction of tin and 3 per cent of zinc to 95 of of a plant for the uianufaotute of am- copper. They cost the government munition in that country. The promiuenc-achieved by GAR- about 42 cents a pound, exclusive of I I A-1.1» TK v nx t bo.od purtier has stamping, and there are 148 in a not n c-.|iiat<-<l by unotlier rente ly; •in improvement in the complexion pound, so that the government makes ean be seen utter a few days * use. a fair profit on every pound mint' Satisfied. since, while thev are redeemab • .a Agent—Have you seen our new au gola, I...* *. few a. v >• t.- _ente . tomatic gas burner? Householder—Thanks, but we are Loyalty to tlis Employer. already burning gas enough. It Is an exceedingly rare thing for a foreigner to be permitted to witness the death of a Build hist priest, and it was only after a residence of nearly I twelve years In China that the oppor tunity cante to me. Old Ting Ho-Sheng, head priest of the "Temple of the Spirit of Light,” I had known by sight for several years, and had a more intimate acquaintance with him the summer he died, but I That young man wn>> consented to hav<- did not expect to tie a witness of his a portion of iiis blood let out to save his TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY death nor to see him die sitting up. Not employer, set a remarkable example of Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All heroism. Ttie im-ideot »how s w hat power druggists refund (lie money if it fails to cure. only did "Old Ting” die sitting up. but there is in good blood Tnere is only one E. W. Grove's signature Ison each box. 25c. he was put into bis coffin and buried natural way to get good blood, and I hat is The Eternal Feminine. from the stomach. If the stomach needs that way. “It is you women who make all the try Hoeietters’s Stomach Bit Disease and native treatment had al assistance, ters. This wonderful medicine cures dys ready placed the seal of death upon j pepsia, indigestion, constipation, and trouble in life.” “Yes, and who makes life worth the old man, so that at my second visit makes rich red blood. the trouble."—Life. I could only tell the attendants that Ills hours were few. Returning to the Dogs Being Supplanted by Donkeys. CITO Permanently Cured. No nt * or nervousness Berlin now contains 1000 donkeys ■ I IQ after fi:»r tlav'a ii»pof |>r. K1 id < i ’ r Great Nerve old priest's room a little later, I found Rest.-r r Rend for FK E l< OO tiialliottleand treat» him sitting on a board stool facing the which have been imported in the last iss. Da. 11.11 K link , Ltd..Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa. outer door, clad In his fine priestly 18 months to take the place of dogs Population of Ohio's Citits. robes of yellow silk. Being long past as beasts of draft. The change is due Ohio’s cities and towns gained 486,- consciousness, he was supported by to the agitation of the S. P. C. A. 021 in population during the last 10 his attendents in this position, with his years, or 792 more thau the increase in leys crossed, each foot resting upon the rest of the entile state. theopposite thigh, sole directed upward arojs« th» Oou»h and —an exceedingly difficult, and. In fact, MfcwAa Off th» O»ld. almost impossible position to assume Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure a cold in in life. The hands were placed, palms one day. No cure, No Bay. Price 25 cents. together, up before his face, the whole CASE OF LOCOMOTOR ATAXIA CURED American Corn Exports. attitude being that which represents NEAR CHICAGO. American exports of corn have aver Buddha In the state of Nirvana—and aged 173,01)0,000 bushels a year since the old man was very near that state. Victim Lost the Sight of One Eye and Wai 1895, an increase of 254 per cent over The great anxiety of those In attend Unable to Walk—Vimlon Iteatored the preceding five years. ance was that he should not be placed and the Use of Limbs Regained Perfect System Cleaners, in his coffin until lie was really dead. —A Sworu Statement. Keep clean inside as well as outside and Although I could not bring him back you ’ ll b? nearer godliness. Cascarets Candy A recent cure that seems almost a Cathartic cleanse to life, they were willing that I should and purify your body inside. miracle was that of Samuel Curnock, All druggists, 10c, 26c, 50c. judge when he was dead. Holding a Accepted Honorary Membership. small mirror in front of his face, I | of 62 Twenty-second avenue, Melrose waited until there was no moisture de Park, Ill. The story is best told in * President Clevelan i has accepted Ex his own words. He says: posited upon It. an honorary membership in the Mercer In the meantime preparations were "Early in 1898 I began to expe County (N. J.) Fox Hunting Associa continually going on around me for fur rience a worn-out feeling and noticed tion. ther ceremonies. A large pile of paper that I became tired after very slight "cash” hail lieen placed outside the j exertion. I continued at my work in door, on top of which was a document the machine shop until July 2, 1898, I was not allowed to see, but, front when I suffered from a fall, and after what I could learn, was his history as that time grew rapidly worse. A phy related to his accession to the priest sician was called and pronounced my hood and life In it. Upon being pronounced dead a flam trouble locomotor ataxia. He treated you haven't a regular, healthy movement of the ing torch was applied to the “cash” by me for four months and there was no If bowels every day, you’re sick, or will be. Keep your a young priest, former disciple and improvement in my condition. I was bowels open, aud be well. Force, in the shape of violent physic or pill poison, is dangerous. The now successor to the lands and build tald that my’ case was Incurable, and .moothest, easiest, most perfect way of Keeping the ings of the old man sitting before him. that I would continue to grow worse oc w jls clear and clean is to take No sooner was the paper well ablaze until death relieved me. I was not than the young man prostrated him confined to my bed, although I spent self before It. bumping his head on the much of my tLme lying down, and ground the requisite number of times, was entirely unable to work. I could for every movement in every cere hardly stand; it seemed as if my legs mony of the Chinese is regulated by would give out from under me, and rites as inflexible as law. The next step In this strange death my movements were like those of a scene was the placing of the body in drunken man. A cold numbness came Pleasant, Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. Do Good, Its upright coffin. The front and top in my right side, and I lost the I Never Sicken. Weaken, or Gripe. 10c, 60c Write I for free sample, and booklet on health. Address were removed and yellow silk cush strength of my right arm. Then my I Sterling Remedy ('•■pany, Chleago, ■•atreal, Raw Tnrk. 3Ma ions put in the bottom, on which the eyes began to blur so that I could see old man was placed as gently as pos nothing distinctly, and In a short sible consistent with the awkardness time I became totally blind in my of his position. Numerous small cush- right eye. inos and wads of thin paper were put "Last December I began taking Dr. in around him, a pillow under each el Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale People bow to sustain the arms in their up- j right position, and then the front was and within a month I was so much slid into place. More packing was done I Improved that I determined to persist front the top until his body was Im in the treatment. At the end of the movable and the coffin filled, the yel second month I was able to return to low silk knot of his hat being the last | my work and have not lost a day on I ever saw of old Ting Ho-Sheng, who account of illness since that time. will sit and wait until time and decay Since I began taking the pills I have do their work in altering his position. gained 30 pounds In weight, can walk Leslie’s Weekly. almost as well as ever, and my sight is fully restored. I firmly believe that Not Strong Enough. At one of the clubs the other day Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale Peo two members were arguing about will ple saved my life and enabled me to power. again earn my livelihood. The conceited man, who was In the "SAMUEL CURNOCK.” habit of boring all present with his Subscribed and sworn to before me pointless tales, said that his will was this first day of August, 1900. stronger than Ills friends'. ADAM DAVISON, “You are wrong there,” said the quiet (Seal) Police Magistrate. man, “and I will prove It In this way: At all druggists or direct from Dr. You go and stand in that corner, and I will will you to come out of if You Williams Medicine Co., Schenectady, will against me, and I bet you that I N. Y. Price, 50 cents per box; 6 will have you from that corner before boxes, $2.50. I have commanded you a second time.” The smart one took the bet and put Public Baths In England. himself In the corner. The quiet man Out of 34 towns in England and said in a commanding voice: Wales, one-third maintain one or more "Come out of that corner!” public baths. They are crowded by The other grinned and shook his head. The q. in. sat down and looked factory and shop hands. at him steadily. Five minutes passed, KNOW WHAT YOU ARK TAKING and then the man of will said, with a YOU When vou take Grove’s Tasteless Chill Tonic, sneer: “Hadn't you better give it up? hecau&e the formula ia plainly printed on every showinir that it Is simply Iron and Qui 1 don't feel any influence at all, and I bottle nine in a tasteless form. No Cure, No Pay. Stx-. can’t stand here all the evening.” A Rare Fish. "There Is no hurry,” said the q. m„ The rarest fish in British waters is “and I have a very comfortable seat. There Is no time limit, except that you the ribbonfish. Only 16 specimens tire to come out before I ask you twice, have been recorded in the last cen and. as I don't Intend to ask you again tury. It is an inhabitant of the great until this day week, I think you will depths of the ocean. feel the influence before then.” The smart one came out looking very foolish. A MODERN MIRACLE. BEST FOR THE BOWELS KEEP YOUR BLOOD CLEAN A1/SS FRANCIS At. ANDERSON, daughter of HON. JUDGE ANDERSON, of Virginia, is at present in Washington, D. C., as Cor responding Secretary of the Higher Educational League of that city. Cured of la grippe by Peruna. ISS FRANCES M. ANDERSON, continue to suffer on, dropping into Corresponding Secretary of the the grave one by one. Higher Educational L ague, Peruna cures catarrh In all stages writes 'rout the“Astoria,"Wash and varieties, whether acute or chron ington, D. C., the following: “About two months ago I was ic, and is therefore the most effective remedy ever devised for removing all taken very ill with la grippe and the derangements which follow la was obliged to go to bed. I took grippe. three bottles of Peruna with very Samuel M. York writes from Union beneficial results, and was able Grove, Ala., the fol.owing letter: to leave my bed in a week and re “Dear Sir: Last week I was taken gained my usual strength very with la grippe and catarrhal deaf soon. ness. I wrote you for advice and fol “I have nothing but praise for lowed your directions. After taking Peruna, and recommend it to two bottles of Peruna I found myself those similarly afflicted when well of la grippe, and my hearing was ever,! can.”—Frances At. Ander fully restored. My health is better son. La grippe is, strictly speaking, epi than it has been in five years. “My wife improved in health very demic catarrh—that is to say, a va much after taking Peruna.”—Samuel riety of acute catarrh which is so con tagious and runs a course more or less M. York. Miss Caroline J. Kahl, Otisco, Ind., definite, the same as scarlet fever, writes as follows: whooping cough, etc. “Three years 1 had ia grippe During the acute stages of la grippe it is not a very fatal disease, but the and pulmonary trouble. I was condition in which it leaves the sys very sick. I had hemorrhages of tem has caused the dealh of a count the lungs nearly every day for a year, and three bottles of your less number. Indeed, nearly every person who has Peruna cured me. The doctor had la grippe within »he last three said / had consumption. I am years finds himself more or less de now In better health than / have ranged by the pernicious effects of been for many years. this disease. The majority of those; "I highly recommend Peruna to all who have escaped death find life my neighbors and friends. Peruna Is scarcely worth living. my favorite medicine. I shall always If this vast multitude of people have Peruna in the house.”—Miss could only know with what certainty Caroline J. Kahl. and promptness Peruna would relieve If you do not derive prompt and them of all the bad effects which la satisfactory results from the use of grippe has brought upon them, what Peruna, write at once to Dr. Hartman, an untold amount of suffering would giving a full statement of your case, be averted! and he will be pleased to give you his Thousands have already heard how valuable advice gratis. quickly this remedy will cure in these Address Dr. Hartman, president of cases and have been saved; but tens The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, of thousands have not yet heard, and Ohio. M MACHINERY, FARM IMPLEMENTS, Etc. Forgetful new Turned to Profit. "The closing of three banks in Baltl- mnre and the consequent unseemly rush of the depositors on others to get their money out reminds me of a queer experience.” said a young lawyer. "It was back in the days of the fail ure of the Nicholsons' private bank on Baltimore street, near Sharp. I was a mere youngster, but I was frequently sent t>y mother to the bank. One day 1 came home from school and was told by my mother to go down and deposit a check for $100, which she had just received. I had a previous engagement to play baseball that afternoon, and I | went to the bank errand with such a rush that I forgot whether my mother 1 had told me to draw or deposit I ’ drew, and when I returned borne with ( the money there was trouble. Besides corporal punishment I got the greatest lecture you ever beard. Something. prevented my returning the money | next day. and when I took it down the ! second day the bank was closed. My forgetfulness had turned to profit” Some writen suffer from cramp In ■ the fingers and others from cramp of the brain. I For Catalogues ..of.. MANTLES, ORATES NOTHING BETTER MADE SAW MILL, ENGINE Address Mitchell, lierais & Staven Co. ROII FD or any niece of Machinery, It Livy 1 , «ni pay to write ua for oata. logue and prices. M. J. WALSH PORTLAND. 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