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“'Deride Not Any Mans Infirmities.” BEGAN IT YEARS AGO. A T.anrt of Promise, I Rev. Joseph Parker, the eminent English preacher, confesses that in his youth the sound of the name Van Die men’s Land—now known as Tasmania I Tell him, rather, how to —powerfully affected his imagination. It was to him, as it has been to many get rid of them. cMost infir youngsters, an appallingly mysterious mities come from bad blood place, but in time it lost its evil sug gestion, and he tells how this came and are cured by Hood's Sar al>out in his receutbook: “A Preacher’s saparilla. Every person who Life.” At a Methodist meeting in the north of England the people had been has scrofula, salt rheum. singing a hymn in which the line: humors. cstsrrh. dyspepsia or rheuma ‘‘We are marching through Emman tism should at once begin taking this uel’s ground,” occurs, and at the close medicine that the infirmity may be of the hymn one good old man, whose emotion was in excess of his intelli promptly removed. gence, fervently prayed: ‘‘Grant that Consumption — "After the grip I when this life is over every one of ns | had a bad cough, dirtiness and night may have a cottage in Van Diemen’s i swats. Humor broke out and consump land.” The poor man somehow got it i tion tvas diagnosed. One bottle Hood’s into his head, by some law of mental | Sarsaparilla helped me and four bottles association which no one can fully ex cured me perfectly.'' Mrs. N. D. Kinney, plain, that Emmanuel’s grounds and eMvr<s, Conn. Remember , Van Diemen’s Land were practically one and the same.—Youth’s Compan ion. Rocker* and Insanity. Disappoints The rocking chair causes insanity, so Hood’« Bill« cure liver ill«; the non-irritating and it is said. In fact the physicians are "only cathartic to take with Hood's Sarsaparilla. claiming that the rocking chairs h the cause of moat of the nervous trou The Queen’s Ice Chest. bles from which women suffer, and are The stores of ice at Windsor, Os advising their relegation to any place borne and Balmoral castles are very where they will not be used. large. At Windsor there is storage The Chinese honor their guests by room for about 500 tons. There the supply is obtained from the lake be placing before them the oldest eggs ob neath the north terrace, from Frogmore tainable, which are considered their and Virginia water. Ice is not only greatest delicacy. lavishly used in the royal kitchen, but The Mystery of Dust at Sea. also for reducing the temperature of It is a puzzling fact that the decks of her majesty’s apartments in hot weath , sailing vessels show dust at night, even if er. Then it is packed in pretty wood washed in the morning, and no work is during the day. This is like indiges en buckets and stood in the fireplaces. done tion and dyspepsia, which creeps on one Changeable. Larry—Norah hung her Jersey jacket over the stove an’ it wuz scorched. Dd 'ye hear about it, Dinny? Denny—Oi did; an’ Oi also liur-rud thot it changed th’ jacket completely. Larry—How ph was thot? Denny—Well, ye sae, it phwas a jer- eey jacket whin she hung it thor, but, faith, after it wuz scorched it phwas a smoking jacket.—Chicago Daily News. VITALITY low, debilitated or exhausted cured hv I)r. Kline’s Invigorating Tonic. FREE |1 Trial Bottle containing 2 Weeks’ treatment. Dr. Kline's Institute, 931 Arch St., Philadelphia. Founded 1871. unawares. The only way to eura them is by the use of Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, which also prevents malaria, fever ami ague. ____________________ He Caught On. He—Do you believe in hypnotism? She— 1 heard the other day of a man who was hypnotized by being made to look for some time at a diamond ring. He—I wonder if any bright piece of glass would have done it as well. i She—Perhaps so, with a man, but ! not with a woman. • He (at a jewelers the next day)—I want a diamond ring, lady’s size, brightest you have.—N. Y. World. A medical paper directs attention to Improve«* Train Kqulpmcnt. the curious fact that scarlet fever has Tbe O. R. & N. mid Oregon Short never been observed in epidemic form Line have lidded a buffet, smoking and in the tropical or subtropical regions of library car to their Portland-Chicago Asia or Africa. through train, and a dining car service Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth has been inauguurated. The train is ing Syrup the best remedy to use for thfir equipped with the latest chair cars, Children during the teething period. day couches ami luxurious first-class and ordinary sleepers. Diieot connec In Janesville, Wis., is a pearl button tion made at Granger with Union Pa factory which turns out thousands of cific, and at Ogden with Rio Grande the finest quality of buttons. Tons of line, from all points in Oiegon, Wash Mississippi clam shells are used in ington and Idaho to all Eastern cities. producing the buttons. , For information, rates, etc., call on For lung and chest diseases, Piso's Cure anv O. R. & N. agent, or address W. is the best medicine we have used.—Mrs. If. Hurlburt, General Passenger Agent, J L. Northcolt, Windsor, Ont., Canada. Portland. India has perhaps a greater variety of SALT LAKE CITY. plants than any other country in the world, having 15,000 native species, An Important Factor in Transconti while the flora of the entire continent nental Travel. of Europe only embraces about 10,000. No one crossing the continent can afford to cut Salt Lake City from his Mamma Kats a Cascaret. Baby gets the benefit. Nursing mothers make route. The attractions of the place, their milk mildly purgative with Cascarets, the including the Mormon Temple, Taber only safe laxative for babies. All druggists, 10c, 25c, 50c._______________________ nacle and Church institutions, the The South Kensington museum is Great Salt Lake—deader and denser constantly adding to the collection of than the Dead Sea in the Holy Land— scientific instruments and models of the picturesque environment and the old-fashioned machines. We learn warm sulphur and hot springs, are from Industries and Iron that they greater to the square yard than any lo have now made a large number of cality on the American continent. The Rio Grande Western Railway, additions of modern machinery and tools, such as a coal gas purifyin connecting on the East with the Den ver & Rio Grande and Colorado Mid house, a Belleville boiler, a lain land Railways and on the WeBt with engine, water tube boilers using liqu fuel, a transformer, steam turbine, etc. the Southern Pacific (Central Route) Many of the machine models are shown and Oregon Short Line, is the only transcontinetnal line passing directly in motion. through Salt Lake City. The route TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAT through Salt Lake City via the Rio Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. Grande Western Railway is famous all All druggists refund the money if it the year round. On account of the fails to cure. E. W. Grove’s signature equable climate of Utah and Colorado is on each box. 25c. it is just as popular in winter as in It now appears probable that the summer. Send 2c to J. D. Mansfield, Mount Blanc railway will eventually 253 Washington St., Portland, or Geo. be built. The line is to be worked W. Heintz, Acting General Passenger electrically, and is to start from Ouches Agent, Salt Lake City, for a copy of and end at Petits Kochers Rouges. ‘‘Salt Lake City—the City of the The Arve will be utilized to furnish the Saints. ” necessary power. Several hundred river drivers leave The board of education and the po Bangor, Maine, every spring for the lice department of New York are the headwaters of the Penobscot, Kenne- two most expensive departments of the l>ec, Androscoggin and Connecticut municipal government. Collectively, rivers, and there are always among their maintenance costs 125,000,000 a them some who never come back. year. S tays or O hio , C ity or tolido , j L ucas C ounty . (**• The German’ war department has F rank J. i hksky makes oath that he la the something like 200,000 pigeons trained senior parter of the linn of F. J. CHKNBT A Co., business In the Cltv of Toledo, County for war purposes, and France has 250,- doing and state aforesaid, and that said firm will pair 000. Russia and Italy also have hom the sum oi ONE HUNDRED KOLLARS for eaen every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured ing pigeon outfits in their war de and by the use of H all ’ s C atarrh C vrk . FRANK J. CHENEY partments. BESTFORTHE BOWELS Sworn to before me and subscribed in mr presence, this Sth day of December, A. D. ISSfi 1 "^7 I A- W' GLEASON, I I Aotary Publie Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken internally and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send for testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY- A CO., Toledo, O. Sold by druggists, 7Sc. HaU's Family Pills are the beau w taHD U regular. healthy movement of tbe el« every day. you re «ick. or will be Keep your ele open, and be well. Force, in tbe shape of Violent physic or pill poison. 1« dangerous The smoothest easiest, most perfect way or keeping tbe bowels clear and clean 1« to take e CANOY CATHARTIC vwapt HA** Didn’t Work. Kansan. Come Naturally by Their Flighting Vitalities. People should uot wonder that Kan sas produced a Funston or that the Twentieth Kansas proved to be such rattling fighters, if a writer in Aius lee's is correct. "Long before the discoveries of gold In California anil Colorado, Missouri traders were venturing Into tbe distant Arizona and New Mexico. Herein lies tbe topographical beginning of Kansas The Sunflower State was in the line of easiest progress for the traders. It liecame tbe route of all transcontinent al trails. It was fortified by army posts and defended by trading stations. and these forts and stations in turn were the nuclei of future promiscuous population. Similarly when the West- era gold excitement arose. Kansas was in the line of overland travel and se cured permanent Inhabitants long lie- fore Nebraska, which is almost equally fertile, or before the Dakotas and Mon tana. through which tbe low grade route to the coast traversed so profit ably nowadays by the Great Northern and the Northern Pacific railways pene trate. A string of inhabitants was dropped like wheat along the old emi grant trails, and grew and multiplied out of sheer necessity where It fell. "It is around the places where men who can go no further throw down their packs or where families who are tired of the canvns-covered 'prairie schooners’ and cooking with buffalo chips turn their oxen or horses loose to shift for themselves, and begin to cut logs or bake mud for cabins that such half-way-between States as Kansas get their start; and the manner of gen esis dictates the succeeding nature of acquisition. The emigrants who were left behind In Kansas might many of them have wished that they had gone on. for the days of the territory were written In blood until long after the people of the East ceased to cry ‘poor, bleeding Kansas.’ It was the have-to of staying behind the van. the resigna tion to the Inevitable that breathed into the Kansans the spirit of defense and conflict that abides with them still, and makes them conquerors In the battle with mortgages, and matchless fighters In the rice fields and torrents of the Philippines. "Yet it was this same repellant and grim Inevitability that sent two sweep ing tides of Immigration over Kansas' head, and resulted In the population of California, then Oregon, then Colorado, then the entire western slope from Puget Sound to Santa Fe. People went where there was the least resistance.” CALLED HIM Tells How He Escaped the Terrors of Many Winters by Using Peruna. Isaac flow Dickens Rebuked n Prominent American Literary Woman. Some people are prone to forget that love-making should never be carried on before a crowd. Honest affection of a man for his wife or of a wife for her husband is a beautiful thing to see; but it Is always possible for them to let the world know of their regard for each other without hugging or kissing or using extravagant words of endear ment In public. When a man calls his wife "Sweetie” and she answers "What is It, dearest?” In the presence of others they generally create the impression that they are either very soft or that there Is shamming on both sides. In this connection Julia Ward Howe has in her reminiscences an Interesting anecdote of Charles Dickens. Dr. Howe and his wife went to Europe on their wedding journey, and bad letters of Introduction to many of the people who were then prominent In English literary and political affairs. The great novelist entertained them at his home, where they met John Forster, who Is known as the biographer of Dickens. Proceeding, Mrs. Howe says: "Mr. Forster Invited us to dine at his chambers In the Inns of Court. Mr. and Mrs. Dickens were of the party, and also the painter Macllse, whose work was then highly spoken of. After dinner, while we were taking coffee In the sitting-room. I had occasion to speak to my husband, and addressed him as "darling.” Thereupon Dickena slid down to the floor, and, lying on hie back, held up one of his small feet, quivering with pretended emotion. “Did she call him ‘darling’?” he cried. Mrs. Howe nowhere mentions that she ever called her husband "darling” before other people after that. Brock, a citizen of county, Texas, has lived 111 McLennan yean. He now lives with his son-in-law at Valley Mills, Texas. In speaking cf his good health and ex treme old age, Mr. Brock says: “After a man has lived in the world as long as I have, he ought to have found out a great many things by experience. “One of the things I have found out te my entire satisfaction is the proper remedy for ailments that are due directly to the effects of the climate. “During my long Hfe I have known a great many remedies for coughs, colds, catarrh and diarrhoea. I had always sup posed these affections to be different diseases, but in reading Dr. Hartman’s books I have found out that these affections are the same and that they are properly called catarrh. “ I had several long sieges with the grip. At first I did not know that Peruna was a remedy for this disease. When I heard that la grippe was epidemic catarrh, I tried Peruna for la grippe and found it to be just the thing. “As for Dr. Hartman’s remedy, Pe-ru-na, I have found it to be the best, if not the only, reliable remedy for these affections. Mr. Isaac Brock, Born in Buncombe Co., North Carolina, March 1, 1788. Fays: ”1 attribute my extreme old age to the use of Peruna.” It has been my standby for many years, and I attribute my good health and extreme old Born before United States was formed. Saw 22 Presidents elected. Pe-ru-na has protected him from all sudden changes. Veteran of four wars. Shod a horse when 99 years old. age to this remedy. Always conquered the grippe with Peruna. Witness in a land suit at age of 110 years. Believes Pe-ru-na the greatest remedy of the age for catarrhal diseases. ; Very truly yours, I For a free book on catarrh, address Ths Peruna Medicine Company, Columbus, Ohio. A concern in Iowa is making farm wagons wholly of steel, and it can scarcely fill the orders that pour in from the wheatgrowers out in Dakota and other parts of the West. New Orleans represents more than half the total valuation of Louisiana, and consequently pays more than half the taxes. ‘‘DARLING" ...LIVE AGENTS Htrletly Up to Date. Not Fond of Company, Patrice—I hear Miss Sprinter is Quericns—Is Nearleigh hospitable? CynicuB—1 should say not. Why he having three new ball dresses made. Patience—You don’t Hay so! wouldn’t even entertain a doubt.— ‘‘Yes; one baseball, one football and Town Topics. one golf-ball dress.”—Yonkers States A new union of beer-wagon drivers man. in Brooklyn has received a charter France is about to raise a loan of from the National Union of Brewery *20,000,000 for public works in Algeria. Workers. WAITED EVERYWHERE PORTLAND DIRECTORY. FOR... Fence mi'l Wire Works. SHELBY IDEAL and CLIPPER BICYCLES PORTI.AND WIRK A IRON WORKS; WIRK Hix) iron fencing; office rai 11 ng. etc. 834 Alder. Machinery anti Hu|»|»l le«. RAMBLERS and IDEALS $40, $30, $25, $20 SEND FOR CATALOGIE8, (’AWSTON .k CO.; KNGINKS. BOILERS, MA- chinery, supplies. 4H-ÔU First HL, Portland, Or. BKYCLKH AND RUNDRIB* JOHN POOLE, P ortland , O regon . can give you the best bargains in general inacliinery, engines, boilers, tanks, pumps, plows, belts and windmills. The new steel IXL windmill, sold by him, is un equalled. Fred T. Merrill Cycle Co. PORTLAND, OREGON Willamette Iron and Steel Works JAMES LOTAH, Manager, PORTLAND, ORECON MINING AND SAWMILL MACHINERY AND! LOGGING ENGINES IRONFOUNDERS, MACHINISTS. BOILERMAKERS STEAMBOAT BUILDERS AND Designer* and Builders of Marine Knglnea, Mining and Dredging Machinery and General Mill and Iron Work, Fire Hydrants, Pulleys, Shaft lug, etc. Corre spondence Hollclted. AN APPEAL TO HUMANITY GENERALLY, KLONDIKE BOOT AND SHOE BLACKING We need your assistance In announcing to the world the GREATEST REMEDY that Science has ever produced, and you need our assistance to secure relief for yourself and friends through SWANSON’S “5 DROPS.” I I 13 ET AJI E? surely as the American Navy has con- ■ C Ea Iwl Ea U 1 w I laCi IwS E> quered and will conquer all that opposes Ingenious 1 hl f. Two of the latest additions to ths Museum of Criminology afford a most striking example of Ingenuity which. If rightly applied, would have placed the man who possessed it, a noted railway thief, beyond all temptation to dishonesty. The chief of the new additions looks like a large and very handsome leather traveling bag, but when It 1« closely examined It is found to contain only an elaborate set of hooks, so fastened to eocb Inner side that they can be worked from the haudle. The flat bottom of the bag. too. opens Inward, like a swing door, and the whole thing Is so designed that when tbe manipu lator of it sees some one put a vnllie | down temporarily on the platform he ’ rapidly sidles up ami places Ills "trick ‘ grip” over the other one. When he— a well-dressed man always, so that sus picion may lie averted—has covered the coveted valise, he sets the spring In motion and the hooks grasp tbs spoil. The other Instrument Is an umbrella with a very strong and stiff stick. Where the ferrule generally Is there Is a steel spring, worked from the handle. I | ind this acts like a very powerful pair | of tongs. "Grips” and parcels can ba j picked up with It In an InstanL ‘‘What a beautiful lounge!” ‘‘Yes. That’s a birthday present from my husband. He always give« me a present that costs him as many dollars as I am years old.” ‘‘That’s nice of him. It reconcile« one to growing old. By the way, I have a lounge at home like that but not nearly as fine, and we paid *38 for it.” ‘‘Is that all? This—this didn’t cost nearly as much as* that.”—Chicago Tribune. A resident of Dawson City write«: “As far as my observations go, the cli mate here is as suitable for raising winter wheat as in any place in the Northwestern or the Northern states of The Most Penetrating Mound. America. From my experience of the The roar of the lion can be heard last two yean, I see no reason why thia country should not be able too produce further than tbe sound of any other Uving creature. its own vegetables and graiaat” THE OLDEST MAN IN AMERICA I A wonderful discovery. Will render the thinest and most porous leather waterproof am! adds to its durability. Send na 2VC silver and recti v< by return mall post paid ........ igh to last you two years. Satisfaction guaranteed. Thompson <k Craig, 415 3rd Hi., San Francisco, (al. it, so will ”5 DROPS” unfailingly conquer all diseases like Rheumatism. Sciatica, Neuralgia. Lumbago. Catarrh of all kinds, ASTHMA, Dyspepsia, Backache, Sleeplessness. Nervousness. Heart Weakness, Toothache, Earache, Creeping Numbness, Bronchitis, Liver and Kidney Troubles, etc., etc., or any disease for which we rec ommend it. ”5 DROPS’ • is the name and the dose. “ 5 DROPS” is per fectly harmless. It does not contain Salicylate of S«»da nor Opiates in any I form. The Child can use it as well as the Adult. Read carefully what Mr. I,. R. Smith, of El Dorado Springs, Mo., writes I us under date of Nov. 27, 1899, also Martan Bowers, of Caraghar, Ohio, DROPS RHEUMATISM I do not know how to express how wonderful I think year •'ft DROPS” medicínela I was suffering intensely with MÍO R A IA>1 A and thought for fTKADK MARK J a month that I would have u> die One day a lady called to see me and brought 1 me an advertisement of your **& DROPft.” 1 resolved to try It and »ent for a »ample bottle. Have and llave not had an attack of suffering »ince I took the first dose. 1 be- been taking it for three weeks ai “■ ‘j statement Is positively true. I »hail also lake pleasure In recommend- Here It ba« «averi my life. Tbl» __ ths L R RMITH in« your **H DROP»" for the curs of NtUBALfilA. KI Dorado Springs, Mo . Nov. 27. 1MW. Your ••• DROPS*' came to hand on the 11th of last month and was glad to receive It for 1 was suf- 1 ferlng at the time with untold agonies. The first dose helped me out of my pain on short notice. Ble»« ¡ the name of God for II. It will do all you »ay it will, and more too. I had severe pains all over my body, when night came I could not sleep. The worst pain was in rar left leg I could n<»lput mv foot to the floor without suffering great pain. Have used four different kinds of medicine for RH ECM ATII1Í and got no relief until I got your M ft DROP«,” which gave me Immediate relief as above stated. MARTAN BGWKRA. Box «. Caraghar. Oblo. Dec IK 1RW. QA A WO to enable sufferer« to gire “i DROPS’ at least a trial, we will send a sample bottle, pre- VV UA T O paid by mail for Sftc. A sample bottle will convince you. Also, large bottles Off doses) |L«0 • bottles for IL Bold by ns and agente. AtilXTH WtSTBD la lew Territory. Don’t wait ! Write now! 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