YAMHILL REPORTER.
H. NSYUHK. Proprietor.
How the Yankee < <cur <le Leon Hade
Ke ply to the
Haughty »south
Caro
linian.
M c M innville . - - O regon
RICH MORMON PROMISES.
How th'
People
Eden.
Proaelyt line
Aaeuta Gei
to Go to the Garden o
(Denver Tribune.]
The travelers in the car were con
verts on their way to Mormoudoui, and
were good apcciinens of the victims ol
the proselyting agents who are no»
working in every state of the union.
“ Where are you going ?” asked tin
reporter of a big, long haired fellow
who was pulling at the stem of a very
rank pipe.
“Stranger,' with the broad accent or.
the a, , “were goin’to the Garden ol
Eden. »» ’
Can that be possible?”
“Yes, sah. We’re goin’ to the land
milk and honey ami breadfruit.
We’re goin’ to live alongside the
Jordan. We’re saints, we are.”
“No?”
“We are Latter Day Saints—that’s
the right name, ain’t it, Minerva?” turn
ing to a woman who was not entitled
to the name so far as appearances went;
“yes. Latter Day Saints. We’re tirod
o’ toilin’ and sweatin’ and workin’ for
nothin’ but a livin’. We’re goin’ to set
tle down where the best tilings in the
land will come in to us without effort.”
“Mormons, eh? Where did you come
from ?”
“Oh, from the south. Most of us
from Tennessee and Kentucky and Vir
ginia.”
“How were you converted to Mor
monism?”
“Oh, an apostle came along our way
and taught us the tenets of the church,
and told us of the good things that are
waitin’ for us in L'tah. It’s the true
church, and it’s located right in an
earthly paradise, where there is little
work to be done, and that mostly by the
women.”
“What did the Mormon missionaries
promiso you?”
“Oh, plenty of land and horses and
cows, and lots of Scandinavian girls to
choose wives from. We get everything
for nothing and are sure of salvation
when we die, they say.”
“Is that all?”
“Bless yer eyes, no. We are promised
more'n that, but we must keep it se
cret.”
“ Have you joined the church yet
“No, not exactly. We’ve made prom
ises and vows and things of that sort, but
we won't be anointed until we reach
God’s chosen people—they’re in Salt
Lake, where the gorgeous templéis, you
know.”
Twenty-Four Hour Watches. '
[New York Tribune.]
The now time standard adopted on
November 18 is being followed by the
introduction of twenty-four hour watch
dials. The American watch company
of Waltham has issued a notice that it
is manufacturing these dials in such
shape as will permit of their being sub
stituted for any of tho ordinarily
divided watch dials on their watches.
At Edwin A. Thrall’s, 1 Maiden Lane,
one of the new dials may be seen. The
hours from 12 to 24 are placed close to
the outef circumference of the dial, the
figures from 1 to 12 being within a
smaller circumference. Thus just above
the figure 1 is the figure 13; above the
figure 2 the figure 14, and so on. The
ordinary distinctions between day and
night will sufficiently indicate to the
observer, unless lie has been on a pro
longed spree, whether the time indi
cated is 1 o’clock in the morning or 18
o’clock, which would be equivalent to 1
p. m., according to the present method
of registering time.
Most of the orders for these new
style watches have thus far come from
railroad companies. “I regard them,”
said Mr. Thrall “as the precursors of a
more radical change that is not far dis
tant. We shall soon have in general
use watches with the hours marked
from 1 to 24, in which tho hour hand
makes only one complete revolution in
twenty-four hours. In most watches
the only change necessary to effect this
will be a new dial and an alteration in
the minute pinion and the hour wheel.
Meanwhile these ‘compromise’ dials
serve to make the change gradual and
easy.”
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WEBSTER'S REPLY TO H a TNE
[Bon: Perley Poore.]
As the debate on the Foote resolu
tion progressed, it revealed an evident
intention to attack New England, and
especially Massachusetts. This brought
Mr. Webster into the arena, and he
concluded a brief speech by declaring
that as a true representative of the
state which hud sent him to the s mate
it was his duty, and a duty which he
should fulfill, to place her history and
and her conduct, her honor and charac
ter, in their just and proper light. A
few days later Mr. WebsterJ heard his
state and himself mercilessly attacked
by Gen. Hayne, of South Carolina, no
mean antagonist. The son of a Revo
lutionary hero who had fallen a victim
to British cruelty, highly educated,
with a slender, graceful form, fascinat
ing deportment, and a well-trained,
mellifluous voice, the haughty South
Carolinian entered the lists of the po
litical tournament, liito Saladin, to
oppose the Yankee Coeur de Leon.
When Mr. Webster went to the senate
chamber to reply to Gen. Hayne, on
Tuesday, Jun. 20, 1830, lie felt himself
master of the situation. Always care
ful about his personal appearance when
he w as to address an audience, he wore
on that day the Whig uniform, which
had been copied by the Revolutionary
heroes a blue coat with bright buttons,
a buff waistcoat, black trousers, and a
high white cravat. Neither was he in
sensible to the benefits to be derived
from publicity, and he had sent a re
quest to Mr. (¡ales, the editor of The
National Intelligencer, to report what
he was to say himself, rather than to send
one of his stenographers. The most
graphic account of the scene in the
senate chamber during the delivery of
the speech was subsequently written,
virtually from Mr. Webster’s dictation.
Perhaps, like Mr. Healey’s picture in
Faneuil hall, it is high colored.
Sheridan, after after his forty days’
preparation, did not commence his
scathing impeachment of Warren Hast
ings with more confidence than was
displayed by Mr. Webster when he
Stood up, in the pride of his manhood,
and began to address the interested
ma.>8 of talent, intelligence and beauty
around him. A man of commanding
presence, with a well-knit, sturdy
frame, swarthy features, a broad,
thoughtful forehead, courageous eyes
gleaming from beneath shaggy eye
brows. a quadrangular breadth of jaw
bone and a mouth which bespoke
strong will, he stood like a sturdy
Roundhead sentinel on guard before
the gates of the constitution. Holding
in profound contempt what is termed
spread-eagle oratory, his only gesticula
tions were up-and-down motions of ¿iis
arms, as if he was beating out with
sledge hammers his forcible ideas. His
peroration was sublime, and every loyal
American heart lias since echoed the
last words, “Liberty and Union—now
and forever—one and inseparable!”
Hanger from Sleeping Draughts.
[Scientific American.]
Recently the dangerous and lament
able habits of promiscuously taking
sleeping draughts has unfortunately be
come very prevalent, entailing misery
and ill-health to a terrible degree.
Most persons addicted to this destruc
tive practice erroneously think that it
is better to take a sleeping draught
than lie awake.
A greater mistake
could hardly exist.
All opiates more
or less occasion mischief, and even the
state of stupefaction they induce utterly
fails to bring about the revitalization
resulting from natural sleep.
The physiological effect of hyp
notics, or sleeping draughts, upon the
system is briefly as follows: (1) They
paralyze the nerve centres and disorder
the stomach, rendering it unfit for its
duties; witness the sickness ami loss of
appetite consequent upon a debauch.
Chloral, chloroform, opium, etc., act
upon the system much in the same way
as inebriation.
(2) One and all an-
iesthetics introduced into tho body have
life-destroying properties in a low de
gree—proved by an overdose being
fatal.
(3) The condition they produce
is not sleep, but a counterfeit state of
unconsciousness.
(4) They directly
po son the blood, consequent upon the
carbonization, resulting from their
action.
While speaking of sedatives,
we cannot omit drawing special atten
tion to chloral. This powerful drug is
Wale*Taking <wo«»d Care of lllmarlf.
popularly supposed to give a quiet
[London Cor. Newark Journal.]
night's rest without any of the after
How long it w ill be ere Prince Vic effects (headache, etc.) produced by
tor, should he live, will become king various preparations of morphia. Now,
of England, of course, is beyond hu chloral is wlnit is termed cumulative
man ken to determine. There are two in its action, which implies that even
lives between him and the goal, one of the same dose persisted in for a certain
them, though old, very tough, for 1 am length of time may cause death.
Of
told that the decadence of Victoria's all hypnotic.), chloral is by far the
physical powers bears no proportion most deadly, and should never, under
whatever to the rapid decay which any circumstances, be taken except
seems to be setting down upon her under medical supervision.
mental faculties. The prince of Wales,
however, is not strong, though he is
Advice to Young Malvinl.
getting corpulent. Since his severe ill
[Chicago News. |
ness twelve years ago, he has had to be
On the i are o. the hands columns
very careful of himself. Many predict might lie written, but suffice it to re
that he w ill never reach the throne, produce the letter which a l’rairie ave
simply because his mother w ill outlive nue lailv, who is a great admirer of
him. But that the prince intends to young Salvini. now with Margaret
cheat these prophets if he can, is shown Mather, sent that handsome actor last
in the trouble he takes to bundle him August. After the usual introductory
self up as he emerges from the theatre remarks the letter ran: "You are too
into the night air. and in that abstain handsome as a man and too promising
iousness of diet which leads him to an actor to hurt your reputation by
confine himself at the richest banquets such a pair of hands as yon showed in
to the plainest food.
■Romeo' last evening, l'ir *, take off
all your rings. If six or seven hot foot
The Old Idneoln HonieMrail.
baths per day do not take some of the
[Int?r Ocean.)
crimson out of your hands, buy a pair
H Oldrovd. a special admirer of tlie of medicated gauntlets to sleep in, and
late I’resilient Lincoln, has leased the during the day wear, its much as possi
old Lincoln homestead at Springfield ble, cold cream and kid gloves ent off
fora term of years, and. while prepar at the fingers. Let your nails grow
ing it for his personal occupancy, has long and tapering, as that will tend to
been fitting it up with the view of pre diminish the apparent width of yottr
serving it as nearly as possible just as hands. If you can remember to keep
Mr. Lincoln left it when he went to them off of the star's black dresses, coat
Washington.
A room has been set your hands back and palm with face
apart for the storage and display of wash or any thick, white liquid for the
Mr. Oldroyd’s private collection of complexion.
You may sue me for
Lincoln mementoes, gathered during a damages if any of these tr nients do
period of nearly twenty years.
not improve you, after a two wrecks'
trial. But if you have any repugnance
The elmny tree grows to I k » fifteen
about following my advice any minicure
feet in circumference. The outer wood who understands her business will reno
is pure white, tho heart only being per vate vour only unattractive feature for
fectly black.
$5. '
THE
CALD A Eh! FJCTOÄK
PROCESSES
ABE MADE
KITCHEN.
('HACKERS
W hat English t oaka Know sad W l'r-
EXTENSIVE SCALE
Tlie.v Know Xot---Hospitality of th«
BY WHICH
ON AN
IN AN ENGLISH
—MIXING, KNEADING
AND STAMPING.
II otiseliol il.
Chicago Times.
[Prentice Mulford in Sau Francisco Chrou
A reporter recently inspected the
workings of the largest cracker bakery
Their mince pies are pigmies co u
in New York. Jf this factory is a fair
pared w’ith ours; only a dab of crust,
sample of what is to be seen in other
with a few mouthfuls inside. I never
bakeries, there is no cause for the most found sauce accompanying the puddings.
fastidious housewife to fear that the
Indian corn they call “maize” and all
crackers she sets before her guests are
grains by the general name of "corn.
not clean and wholesome.
On the
Ask for Indian or corn meal and they
second floor of the building there are
will offer you hominy. Crabs and lob-
five “reel,” or cylinder ovens. These | sters are retailed at 50 and 75 cents
ovens, about twenty feet in diameter,
each. Clams are not native to the soil.
have the tires at the bottom, and above
I The cockle is the nearest approach to
the tires is a large w heel or cylinder. it and looks like a little pot-bellied hard
On the outer frame of this wheel are
! dam. The cod is the king of English
t(‘ii swinging trays. On these trays the
I salt water fish, and seldom goes into the
crackers, as they are turned out from
poor man’s mouth.
The Yarmouth
the stamping machine close by, are
bloater” at its best is an evanescent
placed, and the wheel revolves slowly,
edible and at that stage impossible to
lowering the next tray into position.
i transplant to America.
Forty-eight
Thus the w heel is kept in constant mo
hours is the average duration of its
tion, the biscuit being removed from
most delicate flavor. That occurs when
the trays after making one revolution
: it has touched the incipient stage of
of the cylinder. The mixing of tjie
’ decay. The sole is the favorito
favorite of the
dough, the rolling and the stumping are
London fish kitchens. It resemblo as
done by machines.
| small sized Bounder.
The mixing-machine is on the second
Their oysters they call “natives.”
door of the building. One shoot lead Their shells sometimes suggest a rough
ing into the mixer, which is a large
scollop and are often red tinted. The
wooden cylinder, supplies the proper dealers keep them exposed in shallow
portion of Hour, another supplies the
trays covered with fresh water. The
milk, another the sugar, another the
few I tasted suggested verdigris. They
water, etc. In the mixer there are are eaten raw or in pats. The oyster
three spoons, or bars, revolving alter saloon is not an English institution.
nately, which thoroughly
mix the Neither is the stew, tho fry, the roast or
dough. It is then taken to the Hoor the broil. Nor do they know’ pork and
above, where a row’ of boxes is placed, beans, buckwheat cakes, codfish-balls,
in one of which the dough is put to pumpkin pie or green pie. Succotash
“rise.” When ready for baking it is is sometimes held to be the name of an
taken again to the Hoor below’, unless it American western city. Why not use
is to be used in making soft crackers. it for one ? Oranges in London are
Here it is placed on large trays, and as cheaper than apples. There is not half
the workmen knead it they slice off the variety of vegetables at their green
large pieces of the dough and place it grocers’ that may be seen at the door
in a rolling machine. It is rolled four of any New’ York grocer. But their
or five times until it becomes of the cabbage is more tender and succulent
proper thickness, and is then placed on than ours and their turnips of better
the cracker-making machine. Before flavor.
The great moisture of the
reaching the die it is passed beneath English climate favors a rapid and ten
another roller, and at either side of the der growth of vegetables.
tray on which it is placed are knives,
In the snug family cottages the
which trim it to the proper shape. kitchen grate holds about two quarts of
From the roller the sheet of dough coal and suggests a baby-house. These
runs under the die, which cuts out the grates have on one side an oven and on
crackers and at the same time stamps the other a boiler. Their study is to
the name, or other device, and makes utilize all the heat possible. Some use
the “pin-holes.” In stamping square a cone-shaped tin vessel terminating in
crackers, such as soda biscuits, there is a sharp point, with a handle at the
but little w aste, but in cutting out other brim, and this, when hot water is de
shapes fully one-half of the dough is sired and the fire is nearly out, they
not used. The finished shapes and thrust tilled with cold water into the
w aste material are passed upon a cloth hot ashes, whereby the fluid is soon
roller, an iron bar with a toothed edge warmed. It is a trivial affair, but a
being f-o set, at a short distance from very useful one where a grate is used.
the die. that as they pass upon another
You will rarely visit an English
cloth band the crackers are pushed household with whom you are on
down upon the original roller, being friendly terms but you are asked to par
thence carried to the end of the ma take of some refreshment—a glass of
chine, where they fall upon the trays, wine and a biscuit, or if in the after
which, as soon as they are full, are put noon, a cup of tea. With an humbler
upon the swinging shelves in the “reel” class it may be ale or spirits. To the
oven. The “trimmings” are taken up American newly arrived it seems at
and again passed through the machine. first as if the Englishman held to an
This same plan is pursued in making impression that he is in a chronic state
all hard crackers, the quantity and ' of starvation.
kinds of ingredients, together with the
Relative Siase of States.
flavoring used, varying according to the
[Chicago News.]
special variety to be made from the
The figures commonly employed to
dough.
On the third floor the soft crackers, indicate the area of the several states
such as maccaroons, lady-fingers, but of the union have been found to be in
ter-scotch, honey-cake, etc., are made. | correct, and the census bureau has is
Four mixers for the dough of which I sued an extra bulletin correcting the
these are made are placed on this floor. prevalent errors so far as it is possible
These goods are baked in square ovens. , to do so from the data at hand. Accord
Some of the finer varieties of crackers ing to the old estimate the area of the
are made by hand, but others even of United States, exclusive of Alaska, is
these are made by ingeniously-contrived * 3,026,494 square miles; according to
machinery. The reporter stood by and 1 the new* estimate it is 3,025,600, of
saw the method of making “cocoanut- | which 17,200 are coa.st water of bays,
drop cape.” A tray placed in a machine I gulfs, sounds, etc ; 14,500 are made up
moved under an upright receptacle i of the areas of rivers and smaller
filled with the soft dough forming the streams, and 23,900 of the areas of lakes
body of the cake. This was fed through and ponds. There remains a total land
five or six holes, slowly dropping upon surface of about 2,970,000 square miles.
the pan. Another man then took the Virginia in the old estimate has a total
pan, and, turning it upside down, area of 38,348 square miles, in tho new
pressed the soft cakes upon a surface of 42,450, including a total water surface
dessicated cocoanut spread on a sheet of 2,*325 square miles. It is of interest
resting upon water in a tank. The to observe the wide contrast in area be
cakes were then placed in one of the , tween, for example, California, with her
square ovens, ami in less than five . 158,360 square miles, and Rhode Island
minutes the reporter had positive with 1,250; or between Massachusetts,
know ledge that a cocoanut-drop cake is , with 8,315 square miles, and Texas
with 265,780. Arizona has 11.3,000
a delicious morsel.
The reporter then asked what the square miles of surface, Colorado has
favorite varieties were, and learned that 103,925, Dakota 149.100, Montana 146,-
of strictly fancy crackers the Albert 080, Nevada 110,700, New Mexico
biscuits are probably the favorites; but 122,.580, Delaware has 2,150, and the
there is a heavy demand all the time for District of Columbia 70. New’ York,
the “Medley,” “Zoological,” “Fish,” which has 49,170. is not as large as
and soft varieties. The greatest favorite North Carolina, which has 52,250, and
at this time is the “Sea Foam,” a light, lacks nearly 10,000 square miles of
crisp, and most toothsome soda cracker. Georgia. _________________
These are made so thin and light that
A Xovei Memorial Arch.
the name stamped on the cracker could
[“Gath’s” Enquirer Letter.]
be read through them by holding them
Here is an idea for western rich men
in the light. From 700 to 800 cases of to ornament their towns. A Roman
these goods are made each day.
memorial arch lias just been completed
There is apparently no end of mak in the town of Tilton. N. H., through
ing new' designs for crackers; some of tho munificence of the Hon. Charles E.
these designs “take” well and have a Tilton. When in Rome in 1881, Mr.
long run; the demand for others soon Tilton conceived the idea of ornament
falls oil, and others still are total fail ing his native town with ornaments
ures.
“Alphabets” have about had which should symbolize the victories of
their run, as have “Dominoes,” a name peace rather than those of war. and the
sufficiently suggestive.
“Medallions,” arch of Titus seeming to him the embod
made to represent the faces of Gen. iment of the ideas which he wished ex
Grant, Peter Cooper, Ben Butler, and pressed, he resolved on erecting a similar
other noted persons, were much in de- I structure on the site of the old Indian
mand at one time. The “imperial fort in Tilton. The arch is entirely of
dot,” the smallest cracker made—th»' ' Concord granite, and rest.s upon a foun
purchaser of a pound getting 1,41X1 dation forty by seventy feet, by seven
crackers—is a great favorite. Other feet in depth, constructed of stone and
favorites are the different mixed • cement, making one solid block. Upon
crackers — “ Snow flake, ” “ (>sw ego, ’’ • this rises a platform of hewn granite,
and maccaroons. Many of the finer ; approached on all sides by five courses
varieties have icing or chocolate of steps of the same material. From this
coating. Others again, of tho hard va- • table rise the two columns upon which
rieties, have w hite or colored icing laid rests the arch, reaching a perpendicular
on in fanciful designs. These designs 1 elevation over all of fifty-five feet. The
are made by a peculiar bellow s, the | arch itself describes a semi-circle, the
fuunci of which is shaped according to , keystone being of the height of thirty
the required designs.
feet from the platform beneath.
T/fA' FIRST
ORNER*
Boston Budget.
Thales, of Miletus, is irreverently said
to have made the first corner on record.
Judging by certain signs that the olive
crop was to be heavy one season, he en
gaged all the oil-presses in Miletus and
Chios for his own use, paying down the
earnest-money, and enriched himself
by the prices which he obtained for
them.
tv odd test .
“Live” ostrich feathers repel sand,
and the dealers’ test is to rub the feath
er over loose sand, which clings to the
feather if it lie plucked from a dead or
from a tame bird.
His
Genealogy.
Mr. George Augustus Sala says :i
“The esteemed squaw, mv great grand
mamma camo from Brazil ami married
a Portuguese per- n. whose daughter,
married at Rio Janeiro, married a Pole
who had emigrated to Demarara; and
on the paternal side my ancestors were
ancient Romans."
Iler Finer Rraln.
SO.VS Ol-' THE HONORED DEAD.
Boston Courier.
.
.
.
What a singular position is that of
the secretary of war? His father is
almost as historic as Casar ami nearly
as remote. And yet Bobert Linedn is
a voting man whose hair is not yet gi ay.
It is ns odd as if Octavius were alive—
a* if the Sphnix had a son moving
around to-dav in a Prince Albert frock.
A grandson " of John C. Calhoun is a
farmer in Mississippi. Ho is a man of
great executive ability and great wealth
(all made bv himself), and the leading
planter of the state. One would think
that bv such achievement a man might
attain to an individuality. But jio ; he
is never spoken of as John C . t alhouu
(his own lianiei, but as the grandson of
John C. Calhoun. Taking all these
things into consideration it is no won
der that Fletcher Webster of our own
state, a genial gentleman of large ami
various abilities, said what lie did. All
his life, no uiatti r w hat he attempted to
do. he was invariably put down by com
parison with the "(.oil-like Daniel,
his father. This fetish pursued him,
dwarfed and minified him everywhere.
Finally, when elected as colonel of the
Twelfth Massachusetts,he cried out, us it
were, in a jubilation of emancipation,
“Thunk God, my father was never the
colonel of a regiment.’’ He hadattained
to an individuality.
Heart affection«, kidnev »..7/
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Y et how many Iieedlew|y
"•“kind.
Hhortened life k I v I iik in><-ttrp ? .'.hr”<«h.
plaintH which eaiKe th.. Iiiunan/11'!*™®
«real diatrenH. Dona >1)Ur lX“'!llDuel1
lently from . lie li iwt exeiteniemV.. -*1 ’“>•
lltaof dizziiii KHf linen vour la^l
your bowela countipaled( Th“ J»Ar,
are the first warniiign. |),.|.,v i
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Be wiae in time. Regain
uaing Brown'n Iron Bitted. f 1
In
“R ough on C ohns .” i'x. . .
Complete eure, hard or »oft com. ,or «•
bunion».
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Ami having noticed that the nrohri'1,11"'’’-
Ammen » ( ough Syrup only ,ulv'"'1’’"’!
claims it good for coughs,
complaints, we were ¡minced to tn?1.
now take pleasnre In recouunetnil, t’“d
our readers.
“«mg it to
------ -
R('v. D. F. Manly, Tampico, Tenn .
Browns iron Bitters relieve,|
digestion ami nervousness after 11
physicians had failed.”
U’r
Boston’s death rate last mouth ». , .
per 1,000 people.
11 w“»Hî
If the blood be impoverished, M ».„i
feeted by pimples, eruptions, uleetTwiJ’
nniK sores, scrofulous tumors sw.iii,,
general debility, take Dr R V P?»*
“Golden Medical Discovery.” Soljb^
saHsVtZ? honor2,8On,‘!tiln«M<
Tile Horne Hunt <■<».
A St. Louis inventor claims to have com
pleted a piston movement like that of t he
steam engine, to which, however, electricity,
instead of steam, is to be applied. It has four
magnets, which act alternately in attracting
ami repelling the piston. It is proposed to
apply it to cabs, street cars, yachts, etc. it
will have a storage battery capable of run
ning it twenty-four horn’s. The great desid
eratum in locomotion now is a small, cheap,
convenient motor for vehicles in cities. Horse
power in its literal, not its mechanical, sense
is behind the age. There is no more reason
why the carts, carriages and cars of a paved
city should be drawn by so expensive and
awkward a power as hoi’ses than why ware
house elevators should be hoisted and lowered
by man power, or saw mills bo operated by
horses. A small, neat motor stowed com
pactly away under the vehicle would be as
progressive a mechanical device as the sew
ing machine. For in health and cleanliness
alone it would be a blessing. Nearly the
whole of tho mud and dust in city streets is
the result of using horses; and their shoes
pound and tear the pavements to pieces quite
as much as the wheels of vehicles. The day
will conie, perhaps, when even the present
generation will see all vehicles in large towns
and cities propelled by electricity, and a
horse be only an object of luxury or curi
osity.
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wholesale. Hodge, iAavis&Co., Porthui
The combination of ingredients used I.
making Brown s Bronchial Troches i.!
as to give the liest possible effect «S
sah-ty. They are the best remedy in£
for ( oughs, ( olds and Throat Diseases.
“Dr. Pierce’s Magnetic Elastic Truss” i.
advertised m another column of this nt
I,'1’'!!“ «»'«blislinient is well known«
the Pacific t oast as reliable ami s.|u»rn„
all its dealings. 1 heir goods hav g-iinJl
an enviable reputation.
!i‘c’ Conyers, Ga., WV8-
Browns Iron Bitters is a good median
and many are using it in this place."
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Atlanta Constitution.
Born and bred in the south we have
yet to catch even a fleeting glimp.se of
the “lordly manors” and “vast ancestral
piles” so freely alluded to in the trash
2F»2XITSr.
which passes for southern literature.
CURES
But the northern people believe that Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica,
Lumbago. Backache. Headache. Toothache,
every southern man was the possessor
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Npi-ainn.
of a lordly manor, and the owner of More Th Ruma.
Froat Hilea,
multitudes of negroes. As a matter of
AND ALL (»TIIKII IIODlLY I’Al.YS AND A11IE&
hix I Dealer«uver» where. Fifty C»nu»bolUa
course the belief does no harm, and no Boidby DruggiNtH Direction*
in 11 Language!.
body cares anything about it, but it is
THE < H YKI.EH A. VOGELEIl CO.
OuooeMor* I. A VuuELEll A CO.)
Baltimore, Md., C.S.L
worth alluding to.
If the whites borrowed their dialect
from the blacks, how does it happen
that the basis of the dialect of the
blacks is the identical old English
which Chaucer found so useful? If one
Iodide of PotaMlum is one of the strongest of the
use in inedicii.e, and has produced much Dif
is a person of philological tastes, he minerals
fering in the world. Taken for a lon$ time and in large
cannot spend an hour more profitably doees, it dries up tho gastric juices, impairs digestion,
the stomach refuses food, and tho patient dscliuM in
than in searching Chaucer s poems for health
and weight. Persons with Blood or Skin Di»-
the words that puzzle him in the dialect eases should bo careful how they take these mineral
poisons, as in most instahevs the effect of them iiJoni-
of the blacks. We promise him that he most permanently impair the constitution. To take the
place of these poisons we offer you a safe, sure, prompt
will not fail to find them there.
and perman« nt relief from your troubles. Swift l Spe
CERMK mö I
POTASI
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To remove fish-bones from the throat
Prof. Vololini, at Breslau, recommends
a gargle composed of muriatic acid, 4
parts; nitric acid, 1 part, and water,210
parts. The teeth have to be protected
by lard or oil. The fish-bones become
flexible, and they disappear entirely
if. er a short time.
cific is entirely a vegetable preparation, and ltiaeasy
to convince you of its merit.
I have cured permanently Blood Taint in the thud
generation by the use of Swift’s Specific, after inau
most signally failed with Mercury and Potasu.
F. A. T oomkr . M. D, Pern. Ga
A young man requests me to thank you for his cure of
Blood Poison by the use of your Specific after all other
treatment hail failed.
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Jos. J acobs , Druggists, Athens, ba
Our Treatise on Blood and «Skin Diseases mailed free
UapplieM,«.
$20.000 GONE!
S an F rancisco , C al .—The Chronicle
publishes in substance the following mar
vel: Captain W. F. Swasey, the oldest
pioneer of the coast, makes a statement- of
the intense suffering of his friend Colonel
D. J. Williamson, an army officer of dis
tinction and an ex-United States Consul,
who was attacked in the winter of 1861 2
with violent rheumatism. So great was
his agony in after years, he became a help
less cripple, and after trying numberless
remedies, the baths of other countries and
spending a fortune of $20,000, the disease
seemed to assume a more virulent type.
Finally, he was persuaded to try St. Jacobs
Oil, the great conqueror of pain. It worked
a miracle of cure. In a letter to the Chron
icle he confirms Captain Swasey’s state
ment and adds: “I cheerfully give my un
qualified [attestation to the truthfulness
of the statement, because I feel perfectly
certain that a knowledge of my cure by St.
Jacobs Oil will prove the means of reliev
ing hundreds of sufferers.”
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Drawer 3. Atlanta. Ga
N. Y. Office; 113 W. 23<1 St., bet. Gtk and 7 th Avenu*
iOS’«
a wholesome toni'’
Hostetter's Stein»«
Bitters
To all. »
purity and efficiency
as a remedy and pre
ventive of disease»®-
nieud it. It check» il- »
cipient rheumaua
and malarial symp
toms. relieves court-
patina, dyfliepm* »“
biliousness, »rre,M
premature decayjw
the physical enerpe».
niitigaU. the in«™:
I tie. <4 »S' •“
ha«ten< coniti'»
cence. For ml'
all l>ru««l><t
Dealers generala
\ ery few women art* employed upon
London newspapers, either as writers or
compositors.
M hat ails you? If it is a cough, take
Fiso’s Cure. Sold by druggists. 25 cents.
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The motto for Congress—“Down with
taxation.”
TENNYSON 8
MAY QUEEN.”
Who knows if the beautiful girl who
died so young had been blessed with Dr
Pierce's "Favorite Prescription” she might
have reigned on many another bright May
day. The “Favorite Prescription” is a cer
tain cure for all those disorders to which
females are liable. By druggists.
Ex-Governor Hall, of Delaware, owns in
terests in thirty-five vessels.
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Druggists. Complete cure Coughs, Hoarse
ness, bore Throat.
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lor a cough or a cold there is no remedy
equal to Ammen’s Cough Syrup.
“Lord" Alfred Tennyson doo« not sound
bad.
OCR PROGRESS
As Stage« are quickly abandoned with
the completion of railroads, so the huge
drastic, earthartie pills, composed of crude"
and bulky medicines, are quickly alian-
doned with the introduction of Dr. Pierce’s
"I leasant Purgative Pellets." which are
sugar-coated, and little larger than mus
tard seeds, but composed of highly concen
trated vegetable extracts. By druggist«
[Rockland Courier-Gazette.]
A man's brain weighs three and a half
¿y.*11’ 111 ** hanR«’d! " says the window
pounds. A woman's is somewhat lighter, curtain.
but of finer quality. That is what ena
bles her to taste lard in her neighbor's *11
Quick, complete cure,
eases «°iying kdney and 'binary dis-
pastry.
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