YAMHILL REPORTER
For a cough or cold then, t
TRUE AND FALSE LOVE.
chants of the southwest exclusively. I know
equal to Ammen'» Coiigb Syn,!11
the record of every trotting horse in the
To sigh, vet feel no pain; to weep, yet know
country of any co »sequence, the exploits of
Topers are not neaTsigi,.,.,..
not why;
.
. .
«
A. V. K MXYDEK. Proprietor.
In Readiness to Ride on Every- every running horse, the standing of every A Curbstone Philosopher Contradicts To spor
K
'*c
<m liuur with beauty« chain, th'a use rye glnsHvs.
base ball club ami every individual player,
throw it idly by;
body’8 Hobby.
an i yet very rarely attend a horse race or a
the Poets' Praises.
To ben.l the knee at every shrine, yet lay the DR. PIERCE'S "FAVORITE PR est
Always l>..<„in,.s ,|H. f
“0
M c innville .
O regon
ball game, because I don’t have time. Every
heart at none;
To
think all other charm» divine, but those those Who try it.
r
merchaut
in
that
section
is
up
in
that
sort
«
>f
A l>r h miner'«* Mtory of How
male
weakness..»" and , Nc
we have just won.
thing, though, ami I hav* to be prepared to Eve Waw a Brunette, but a Woman,
pared
Himself
to
Win
bringing strength to tlm i
This is love—false love,
lì bile
Legendary. Golden-
OH, DARLING. TO-NIGHT.
meet and talk with them on these, their hob
and color to the f(l,¿1 ,1“j*
Such iu kindkth hearts that rove!
bies.”
Haired Lilith W mm C old
[Lilian Whiting.]
••How in the world can you carry all this
To keep one sacred flame, through life un
The artesian well thro^77„ „
.
and Cruel.
Sing to me, darling, oh, darling, to-night!
information about with you?”
changed, unmoved;
IxTititse n has a spring
"’»J
I sit weary and faint in the lessening light.
“It is easy enough now. Mv first experi
To love in wintry age the same that we in
The day so full freighted with duties has
[New York Times.]
youth have loved:
ence when I adopted my newsp ip *r re i ling
[Chicago News.]
S amahitan N ervine „. u
past,
A plainly but richly dressed gentleman, of plan got me into the habit of memorizing.
“There goes another manufactured blonde! To flei that we adore with such refined ex- of morbid fancies. ||\ l-'<‘ the lj
And left me no courage, no sweetness at last.
prepossessing
ap}x«arance
and
quiet,
unas
It
came
hard
at
first,
but
now
it
has
become
medicine.
“ Purely
Begad
I
don't
understand
the
fancy
that
The burdens were heavy—my Laud was too
though the heart might burst with
suming manners, boarded a train on the a second nature with me. I read rapidly, makes woman, whom nature has fashioned That more,
slight—
it could not «1«» with less.
Strength for the wearyTuTj,,
Sixth avenue elevate I road at Franklin street and don't believe I forget anything I read, in fair and decent form, change themselves
Sing to me, darling, oh, darling, to-night!
This is love—constant love,
Essence.
J
uJardih-,[J
the other evening He was rec agnized by a though bo far as I can see or know. I make into the counterfeit of other beings. I know
Such as saints might share above.
Play for me, darling, oh, darling, to-night!
Times reporter as one of the best paid no special effort at memorizing or charging the blonde style is in vogue, and some of
Physicians declare the N a , i ...a
Touch the white keys with your fingers of “drummers” in the country.
There my mind with anything, unless it is some them lo«>k pretty, too, with their golden locks SAW THE SIGHTS AND SULLIVAN. superior to all other brand» ¿»‘“«I
light;
was something in his appearance that was not thing of special importance, or which strikes and innocent, ingenue air, but it’s all deceit—
purposes.
Waken the melodies, only your hand
Can make for my heart in its pleading de familiar, however. The inevitable accompani me as a specially good point on some deceit both in the hair and complexion itself Grier of a Granger Who llappeiivil to
ments of one of his class, the silk skull subject in which I know a customer anti the air and grace, however natural.
Hev. J. S. Cain, Lewlsvllk u.
mand.
Kun Across Sionie Sociable Friend*.
"I ose<l HroHtt s I,-,,,, lint,../,,
Dreams half divine at your touch will unite— cap and the “grip-sack” were missing. In of mine to be deeply interested. The Blonde women are the most dangerous kind.
goatrat
..... and found it entiilj ¡f“
Play for me, darling, oh, darling, to-nizht!
their place he had a formidable bundle of whole system is easy, when one be There is no steady harm iq women who are
“I am an eccentric man, mister, sai«i a
newspapers
and
magazines.
There
were,
in
gins
young
and
goes
to
work
right.
If
young
passionate.
They
may
kill
you,
or
run
off
Talk to me, darling, oh, darling, to-night!
jolly-looking granger to the clerk of the Hoff
Your words will tall softly as love and as addition to copies of several of the daily drummers would adopt my plan instead of with another man, but their acts are impulses man house, as he deposited hisgripsack on tlu»
S kinny M i n . “Well«* Healthn
papers, issues of The Irish Nation, The Inde devoting their energies to the mysteries of and the creatures thereof; there is no set-
light;
restores health and vigor, cure» lb*
pendent, The American Review, The Free poker, to the storing up of shady stories, or , tied calculation in them. But a cool woman, counter. “Give me a room where I can see Impotence.
8hysp(
Tell me how even our faltering hands
Can wrest from this life our divinest de man's Journal, Harper's Bazar, The Chruch- the cultivation of a capacity for beer drink who can act from forethought, pud says what’s going oil around me. I came to this
—-
mands,
town
for
enjoyment
Give
me
a
room
where
Dujardin’s Life Essence conn,,—
man, The Clipper. The Baptist Weekly, and ing, they would fin«I that they could sell what she intends to do, and afterward does
ous debilllty, loss of memory. qUen
Till life may be made of their sweetness and various trade journals and reviews. The more goods, secure more customers, and draw it, is to lie avoided. Yes, that class are al- things are lively.”
light—
He
was
shown
to
his
room,
and
after
din
collection was remarkable liecause of the larger salaries.'’
j ways blondes.”
Talk to me, darling, oh, darling, to-night!
s\'
F*. 3. M ,1
widely differing character of the publica
The train ha«I reached Forty-second street.
“Do you mean to say that complexion af ner remarked to the clerk that he was going use
AiiiineiiH Cough Syrup in
J
out to see some fun. Somewhere near mid
tions
and
the
topics
of
which
they
made
a
The
drummer
had
finished
his
story
of
the
Pray for me, darling, oh, darling, to-night!
fects character?”
I
recommend
it
have
sold
,On , „
For the world grows dark with the fading specialty.
novel method of educating a drummer and I “Yes, it’s more than skin deep. It per night a dilapidated, torn, weary man stpotlin recommendation still I should
2
light.
“About to start a news stand?” asked the drawn his moral. The train relieved of the meates the entire system, and the mind and front of the hotel register. The jolly look
The sea wind blows chill, the foam waves reporter of his friend, as he sat down beside weight of so much knowledge in such a small soul are as false as the physical appearance. had faded somewhat from his face, but enough done so out of business or friendlv
erntiou did I not lielieve in the
are creeping—
• •
Extract from letter1^
compass, seemed to move more easily on its But why do I object to bleached hair and was left to enable the clerk to recognize the
The stars have grown weary their watches him.
“No.”
trip to Harlem.
Baxter, of firm of Langley v ml
calcimined faces? Because the women that man of eccentricity.
of keeping—
wholesale
druggists.
5 *■ 1111
“
Well,
my
friend,
what
’
s
the
matter?
Ac
“Going to become an e litor?”
do it put on an air of wickedness they don't
My spirit from earth would be winging her
“No. I'm still in the same old line, selling
flight—
possess. O, I know that poets sing the praises cident on the elevated! Smash-up on the
Fray for me, darling, oh, darling, to-night! clothing for the million at prices utterly be
of fair-haired heroines, and angels are al bridge?”
“No, sir; the smash-up's on me. I’ve ls?en
yond competition. ”
“A pipe! It is a great comforter, a pleas ways dressed that way. They all write that
“What in the world are you doing with all ant soother. Blue devils fly before its honest way. but history is a better guide than having considerable fun," said the guest, as
“ALL ENLIGHTENED DINEES."
.
.
nervous system
he wiped blood from his nose. “W hen 1 left
those papers, then? Surely they can’t be a breath! It ripens the brain: it opens the poetry.”
here 1 saw a quiet-looking man on the corner, deticed after her recovery from the'
An Open-Hearted AMHembly at the part of your stock in trade—your samples?” heart, and the man who smokes thinks like a
“Give mean instance.”
violent symptoms by a weakne,
who
didn't
seem
to
have
anything
to
do,
ami
“No, they're not samples, but they are a sage and acts like a Samaritan.” So said
“Dinner of IliNMed Author*.”
“Mary Stuart, she came to Scotland, only
qttired frequent rest in bed, bv
Alphonse Daudet says, in his reminis- part of my stock in trade, and a very import Lord Lytton, who may have been right, ami 19 veal’s old, with but two purposes in her I stepped up and asked him if there was any ness, restlessness, and often * «
ant
part.
”
thing
lively
going
on
in
town.
”
ntodic condition.
may
have
been
wrong,
though
judicious
peo
censes of “Tourgueneff in Paris,” published
heart. She was young, beautiful, with blue
“ ‘Are you looking for enjoyment?’ said he,
“Will you tell me what part they play in ple will have no desire to see smoking made eyes and hair like shimmering sunbeajys, and
in The Century, with a portrait from life:
the test of wisdom and virtue. The ancients a voice so low, melodious and full of charm in a sociable way. I told him that was my
“It was at this period that we conceived the the sale of shoddy trousers?”
“Yes, I will reveal a trade secret, and one did not indulge in the habit, and appear to that it rivaled the sirens who lured Ulysses to only business, and he said he would assist me
idea of a monthly gathering at which we
friends should meet; it was to be called ‘the that I consider a very valuable one. I read have enjoyed themselves fairly well without an attempted fate. Do you suppose a bru in a search after hilarity. He was a pleasant
Flaubert dinner,’ or ‘the dinner of hissed au every one of those papers nearly every week, the weed, which Columbus, first of Europeans, nette would have lived her life? Could the man, and seemed to know all you first class
thors.’ Flaubert belonged to it by right of and a great many more not included in the saw the “Crazy Horses” and “Sitting Bulls” impulses that usually urge on a young and New Yorkers. We went up to the Fifth
his ‘Candidat,’ I by that of my ‘Arlesieune,’ list you see here. I read as many papers of the perio d indulging in, by the native guileless girl have led to the schemes and Avenue hotel, where he said he expected to
Zola with ‘Bouton de Rose,’ De Goncourt each week, in all probability, as does the North American Indian name of tobacco.
plots which finally resulted in Mary Stuart’s meet Jay Gould and Bill Vanderbilt and floor and pick up a pin with certiim
Could some Hellenic Jean Nicot, or Latin death? Her attempt was to dethrone Eliza some more of the boys. 1 never saw so Italance, walks tinnir, and give» proü
with ‘Henriette Marechai.’ Emile de Gir- editor of any daily paper, and in addition I
Respectfully, F
ardin wished to slip into our group; but keep up with the current literature of the day Walter Raleigh have taught the Greeks and beth and overthrow the reformation. But agreeable fellers—nothin’ stuck-iq» — ami of full recovery.
A. D owning , U s Angela.
though he had been heartily hissed at the and with all theatrical, musical, and sporting Romans the seductive practice, Alcibiades Mary acted from impulses, you say. What when I asked 'em to take a snack with me I
theatre, he was not a writer in our sense of events, and am constantly “cramming” up and the Athenian dandies would assuredly were they? When she yielded to Bothwell it thought they hadn't had anything to cat for
the word, and we excluded him. As for on the principal events of the day at home have puffed cigar ttes, and Horace, in dress was with an idea to political advantage. She a week. It seemed as if I had met old friends.
Dr. Irwin H. Elderidge, BaltimoiJ
Tourgueneff, he gave us his word that he had and abroad. It is hard work, as you can ing-gown and slippers, sitting in an ivory could combine the baser and the loftier pas But,” said the granger, thoughtfully, “I Md., says: “ _ I would
.___ ______
lì;...... in recommend
..ii casis
. .. ll'f"ai'ii2|
, a trial of "I
well
imagine,
but
I
believe
it
to
be
necessary,
didn't
exactly
like
to
see
Jay
Gould
wipe
his
chair
beside
his
Bandusian
fountain,
would
been hissed in Russia; and as it was very far
sions and merge them both into one more ig
Browns Iron Bitter
all
and also believe that it pays. I know it has have watched the delicate blue wreaths curl noble than all.
face on the table-cloth, and Bill Vanderbilt s debility or when a tonic or appetiteti^.
off, none of us went to see.
I
ing up against the dark background of ilex
“Nothing can be more delightful than paid me.
“Elizabeth was a blonde, too. Take Lady way of slidin’ raw oysters down his throat dicated.”
“When I went into the business of a com and laurel from the bowl of his brier-root; Macbeth. True, she was only a vision of surprised me.
these friendly feasts, where you talk in per
Annoint thyself with (C ai . ork V h J
“But when my friend asked me if I wanted
fect freedom, with your wits all present and mercial traveler I intended to make a success while Seneca, as much man of the world as Shakespeare, but Shakespeare was a reader
O il . It will cure the worst pain.
I
your elbows on the cloth. Like men of ex of it. You know that I have done it. I had philosopher, would, perhaps, have affected of types of humanity such as we have never to see some good sparring, I remarked that I
a
love
for
the
business.
Most
men
in
the
only the best brands of Havanas; and then known. He says that Caliban’s mother, Sy- was at home there, and we went around to
perience, we were all enlightened diners.
Dujardin
’
s
Life
Essence
cures
neuralgia
Naturally, there were as many forms of this profession, for I hold that when the business go back to Greece, Socrates must certainly corax, was a ‘blue eyed hag.’ and look at Mr. Hill's theatre, where he introduced me to and nervous headache.
enlightenment as there were different tem is properly done it rises to the dignity of a have smoked a churchwarden. The eye and Macbeth's story. She drives Malcolm to call John L. Sullivan. Jem Mace and a fellow
peraments, and as many receipts for dishes profession, devoted their leisure time to story ear of imagination picture the composed her ‘fiend-like,’ and the only holy passion that they call the ‘Mayor's Eye.’ After indulging
No safer remedy can I m - had fur rot
as different provinces. Flaubert ha«l to have telling, billiard-playing, and other recrea sage smiling at the futile rage of Xantippe I sh<' has, her love for her husband, and her de in some mashed-corn potations, I put on the and colds, or any trouble of the thi
his Norman butter-pats, and his ducks from tions. I made up my mind to master the between the deliberately exhaled puffs of his sire to better his fortunes, she follows out gloves with Mr. Sullivan.
than “Brown's Bronchial Troche».’’ F
Rouen a 1’ etouffade. De Goncourt pushed business, so that I could not only get, but long, classical “clay.” A society without with a cool, calculating persistence, which,
“We only had one round,” resumed the ¿5 cents. Sold only in Iwxes.
refinement and criticism to the point of de keep customers. This was a score of years tobacco certainly lacked one of the greatest I being totally divorced from all sense of honor guest, in a tired way. “Mister, change my
“M other S wan ’ s W orm S yrup ," iJ
ago.
I
noticed
that
a
customer
was
more
sedatives
of
civilization
;
the
wonder
is,
how
I and uprightness, leads her only to final woe room. Give me a room where the silence of
manding preserved ginger! I «lid honor to
feverishness, restlessness, worms, constF
my bouillabaisse, as well ai to sea-urchins pleased to meet a drummer who could talk the fathers of poetry managed to begule the and drives him to the commission of his aw death prevails. I am weary of festivity.”
pation tasteless. 25 cents.
and shell-fish: and Tourgueneff kept on intelligently upon some subject in which he j muses minus the help which, according to ful deeds.
was interested than one whose merits, outside j Cowper, “does more to quicken and refine
tasting his caviare.
“Thackeray pictures Rebecca Sharp a
Dujardin’s Life Essence makes the oli
The
Ohl
Mtory.
blonde, and surely you would never look for
“Ah, we were not easy to feed, and the his sample trunk, consist« I of his ability to than all the breath of all the nine.
feel young again.
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restaurants of Paris must remember us well! tell a good story and to buy unlim
her characteristics among olive cheeks, black
An Irishman was once returning from a
When was venison the cheapest? Whet
A Huge Exuberance.
So I began
We tried a great many. At one time we ited cigars and drinks.
ringlets, and eyes where the iris melts in the
The daily papers gave me
were with Adolphe & Pele, behind the Opera; to read.
shadow of darkly-shadowing fringes. Char Donnybrook fair when his horses ran away, the man paid too dear fora wnistle.
broke loose from the cart, ami pitched Pat in
knowledge
of
every
then in the Place de l’Opera Comique; then a superficial
I apprehend that at the present moment lotte Corday’s eyes were ‘blue when she re the ditch. There he slept until morning,
A FORTUNE
with Voisin, whose cellar pacified all our ex thing, aud I rea l both sides politically. The there is no question more interesting to the flected, almost black when called into play,’
until
a neighbor came along who, waking May be made by hard work, but cu
newspapers of those days didn't treat matters American people than their newspaper press. an« I her hair ‘seemed gold-colored at the
actions and reconciled all our appetites.
neither be made nor enjoyed with«!
“We sat down at 7 o’clock, and at 2 in so fully or intelligently as they do to-day. It has become a huge exuberance of the «lay, points of the tresses, like the ear of corn— him, asked:
health. I'o those leading
___ sedentary
_____ # lira
“Is that you, Patrick Moriarty?”
the morning we were still at table. Flaubert Consequently I supplemented the informa like Gulliver making his advent into Lili- deeper and more lustrous than the wheat
Dr. R. V. Pierce’s “Golden .Medical Dis
“I don't know whither it be or not,” replied covery
and Zola dined in their shirt-sleeves, Tour tion I got there by reading weekly papers putia. It can not be tied down, and it is dan stalk in the sunlight.’ Helen Jegado, who
” is a real friend. It stimulates the
gueneff stretched himself on the divan; we or well-conducted monthly publications gerous when it stands up. When it relieves murdered twenty-five persons in her lifetime, Pat, looking aroumf. “If I am Patrick Mori liver, purifies the blood, and is the best
turned the waiters out of the room—a need and quarterlies which treated special topics itself in the ordinary operations of nature was a blonde of the purest type, and there arty, I've lost a pair of good horses; if I'm not remedy for consumption, which is scrofu
lous disease of the lungs. By all druggists.
less precaution, as the mighty ‘jaw’ of Flau exhaustively. I had both European and the scandal is like the sun in heaven. In New was a persistency about her cruelty, a calcu Patrick Moriarty I've found a good cart.”
bert was heard from the top to the bottom of American politics, and social, sectional, reli York the increase of newspapers is entirely lating, far-seeing subtlety, that has no equal
Understood Iler at Once.
Any man who attempts to pronunce
the house—and then we talked of literaturt. gious, financial, and a hundred other topics induced by avarice. The reduction of the outside of Milton’s conception of the devil.
kansas without the “saw,” should be
Some one of us always had a book just out; at my finger’s and tongue’s ends. If I ha I a price of papers there is nothing but a matter Ninon de l'Enclos and Mme. de Chevreuse,
“Poor Herbert, how I wish you did not out at once.
it was the ‘Teirtation de Sainte Antoine’ and customer in view I found out his peculiar of avarice. The old citadels of prosperity are who outwitte, 1 two cardinals, were blondes have to slave so from morning to night,”
Dujardin’s Life Essence positively cures
the ‘Trois Contes’ of Flaubert, the ‘Fille hobby, called on him and talked about his being assailed in every way. The attack is also, while Catherine de Medicis was azure murmured his wife, as with a fond caress she
Elisa’ of De Goncourt, the ‘Abbe Mouret’ and hobby. That pleased him. He became a not only directed on the prosperous 4-cent eyed. with sparkling hair and face like pearl seated herself on her husband's knee and hysteria,, and all nervous affections.
the ‘Assommoii*’ of Zola. Tourgueneff good fly for this very greedy spider. Of and 3-cent papers, but on the prosper uus 2- and silver. They were smooth-tongued and gently stroked the Auburn locks from his
HARKNESS FIRE EXTINGUISHER
brought the ‘Living Relics’ and‘Virgin Soil;’ course, I didn’t forget to mingle with my cent papers, and the tendency is to wipe out lieautiful to look upon, these women, but lofty brow. And the grave, stern man of
1, ‘Fromont Jeune,’ ‘Jack,’ ‘The Nabab.’ specialty as a heavy man the low comedy ple- the penny papers entirely. Yet, in the long their plots undermined courts ami camps business understood her at once, ami an
First premium Mechanics’ Institute,M
We talked to each other open-heartedly, ment—that is, the story-telling and joke run, that channel which best serves the pub and pulled down to destruction many brave swered: “Well, Susie, what is it, a bonnet, D. S. Brown & Co., general agents forb
cille Coast, 3(1 California street, San Fran
Nor did I
neglect
the lic will be proved to have been planted on hearts.”
without flattery, without the complicity of cracking.
or what? Don’t be too hard on me, for money cisco.
The following letter explains itself]
social part of my duties—that’s what we the best foundation.
mutual admiration.”
“But the lack of the qualities that ma<le is scarcer than ever.”
J. N. Andrews, dealer in General Mer
call cigars and drinks. The scheme
these women infamous would also make them
chandise; Postmaster and Agent Wells,|
The *Fat Lady'w Make-Up.”
N wearing at the Huies.
worked admirably and paid well. I got new
Married Life.
weak?”
Fargo & Co’s Express.
customers and held them, because I kept pace
“Of course: but why should women be % “Let us play we were married,” said li!tie
E lk G rove , Sacramento Co., CaL,I
A good deal of attention has recently been with them on their particular hobby. Some
“Fat women in side-shows are notoriously strong. Let the man be strong. Adam fell Edith, “and I will bring my dolly ami say,
December 1883. )
paid among students of animal intelligence of them, I really believe, were glad to see me short-lived,” said an old showman. “I ltecause of his weakness, and not because Eve ‘See baby, papa.”' “Yes,” replied Johnny, Messrs. I>. 8. Brown & Co.:
,
to the power of comprehension of human come around. I gave up my salaried posi reckon you don't know how they are doc tempted him. He showed that weakness af “and I will say, ‘Don’t bother me now; i
G entlemen —Please send me another
six-gallon
Harkness
Fire
Extinguisher
■
speech shown by certain of the lower orders tion and went to work on commission. The tored up.
terward when he tried to lay the blame on want to look through the paper. ’ ”
soon as you can. I had occasion to use the I
of creation. The foregoing anecdote is told general plan worked so well that in every
“They start with a pretty fat woman to her. Eve was weak, of course. She was a
one I bought of you a short time ago.
in support of the theory that understanding city I visited I made it a point to read the begin with. Then with a silver needle little brunette and a woman. But the old legend
Last night the hotel adjoinining my
IMPORTANT
PROCLAMATION.
is due to the effect of tones rather than daily papers thoroughly for their local news holes are made through the adipose or fatty of Lilith shows the difference in the types,
store caught fire in the hallway to the sec
The Hon. Peter Bowe is Sheriff of the ond
words, and that such is the case would seem alone before I visited a customer. So far as tissue, clear to the muscle. The tissues are lalith, the first wife of Adam, was a cold,
story from the explosion or a lamp and
to lx? indicated by the behavior of mules un I could while flying about the country I kept then blown up as a butcher blows up meat, passionless, splendid woman, with wondrous city and county of New York. Recently, the building being cloth and paper was in-
der the stimulus of a professional “swearer.” track of what were distinctively matters of until an increase in bulk is obtained, golden hair. She was created Adam's equal in conversation with one of our reporters, mediately on fire in several rooms, but w
Who that has heard a western plainsman interest to particular localities only. That which, in the arm. amounts to as much as a in every respect; therefore, properly enough, Mr. Bowe proclaimed the following fact: less than two minutes after getting««
“swear” a mule team out of a slough can for paid, too. It pleased customers, because it half or three-quarters of an inch. If when, refused to obey him. For this she was driven “I consider St. Jacobs Oil an excellent extinguisher to work the fire was out.
and one that ought certainly to
As soon as this one arrives I will sew*
get the cumulative effect with which the made them think I was interested in their in the process of the inflating process, a blood from the Garden of Eden, anil Eve was made remedy,
find its way into every household. Mrs.
climax is reached It is said that on some cities and localities.
to
order
out
of
one
of
Adam's
ribs.
Then
the
Bowe always has a bottle of it there, and the otherone down and have it replenish«.
vessel be pieced and air gets into the blood,
much-traveled routes there are certain driv
“My experiment had convinced me that death instantly ensues. The fat woman takes golden-haired Lilith—jealous, enraged, pining makes a family remedy of it.”—New York Also please inform me if I cannot drawon
the fluid remaining in the tank and■«
ers who are sent for in case of trouble simply the newspapers were the great educators, and her risk on that. The business, if persisted lor her iott home in Paradise—took the form Evening Telegram.
it for future use, or shall I send it as itis
because they can “persuade” more work out from them I managed to keep posted on art, in, will kill off a healthy fat woman in about of a serpent, crept «nto the garden, and
The dairy maid pensively milked the
Yous, etc.. (Signed! J. N. A ndrews
of a mule team than the combined lashings literature, the sciences, and the thousand and six years, and don't make a great deal of tempted Adam and Eve to their destruction. goat;
and. ¡»outing, paused to mutter: “I
of all the rest of the train can whip out of one topics with which I deemed it necessary money, either.’’
And from that day to this Lilith, the cold, wish, you brute you would turn to milk;”
them.
passionless beauty with golden hair, has and the animal turned to butt her.
to keep acquainted to meet the as many dif
THE GREAT GERMAN
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It must be admitte 1, however, that the ferent hobbies of my customers. There were
roamed up and down the earth, snaring the
AN EDITORIAL TRAGEDY.
■cope of English in the way of picturesque among my victims a large number of Ger
sons of Adam and destroying them. You
To cure a sore throat, gargle with Piso’s
remedy
swearing is vastly wider than that of any mans and Frenchmen, and I wanted to culti
may always know her dead victims, for Cure for Consumption. Twenty-five cents.
other language of civilization. We do not vate their trade, so I went to work as metho The editor sat in his sanctum small.
whenever a man has been destroyed by the
say this in apology for the ungentlemanly dically as I had done in my newspaper scheme Surrounded by manuscript, paste-pot and hands of Lilith you will always find a single
Mary Anderson did not expect to find a
her Christinas stocking.
and wholly inexcusable vice of vulgar pro aud studied both languages. an«l now I speak
Relieves and curefl
golden hair wrapped tight around his lifeless live duke in ------------
all—
fanity, but because it affords an example of both, and have added to my list of pajiers His spirits embittered by wormwood anti gall. heart.”
RIIEl MATISt
Being entirely vegetable, no particular
the suprior flexibility of English as a form several printed in those languages, and
“Where did you get that story?”
is required while using Dr. Pierce s
Neuralgia,
of speech. We doubt if there is any other some of them published abroad. I have also j The ••compos” were growling for money and
“Mr. Conway gives it in his history of the care
••fat.”
“Pleasant Purgative Pellets. * They operate
Sciatica, Lumbal
language whose current coin of expletives learned to reml both Italian and Spanish, I The neighb
devil.
She
might
have
sinned
as
deeply
as
»ring sheet dubbed the paper a
without
disturbance
to
the
constitution,
can be used with any effect on a western and to speak a little of each. These accom
backache .
Lilith, but would have suffered aud not struck diet, or occupation. For sick headache,
•fiat.”
mule team. The oaths of French, Germans plishments are trump cards, 1 find, in the i And the ••devil” had frescoed the editor’s hat. back. ”
constipation, impure blood, dizziness, sour
HEADACHE, TOOTBAi®,
and Italians are conqtaratively harmless, and west, particularly where a merchant is j
“What does all this tirade mean.'’
eructations from the stomach, bad taste in
SORE THRO»!.
are capable of but few variations. English, pleased to have you chat with him in his own Subscribers were few and were slow with
“Nothing, only I fear blonde women, and the mouth, bilious attacks, pain in region
quinsy . SWELLS®
their |»ay;
therefore, may ¡xissibly be the most compre language. It has prove«! beneficial to me in
of kidney, internal fever, bloated feeling
I
hate
to
see
those
on
whose
features
nature
bpram *
hensible to the animal creation, simply lie other ways, too. My knowledge of these The “a«Is” fewer still, and the sheriff that has put the stamp of faithfulness degrade about stomach, rush of blood to the head,
day
Soreness. Cut». Bruit«»
cause of the readiness with which it lends it languages I have kept a secret so far as my Had fixed
for to seize the whole office as themselves by a counterfeiting of the other take Dr. Pierce s “pellets.” By druggists.
FROSTBITES,
self to what may be termed the denunciatory associate drummers are concerned. Some of
brand of deceit. Auother drink, did you
prey.
Mr. Boucicault is writing a tragedy to l»e
scale.
__________________
burn *- »‘■ a «-’*
these are of German anil French birth, and
say? Certainly. I must go now, my wife is called
‘Robert Emmet.”
Thus,
brooding,
the
editor
thought
of
the
And all other bodily
waiting for me over there.”
are specially engaged to handle that tra le in
Tlte ••siquar’,’’ Was Ahead.
anti pains.
fate
“What! That blonde?”
the west and south. They have always been That mocked
FIFTY CENTS » BOTTLE
S amaritan N ervine cured me of St
all the labor spent early and
free
in
talking
about
their
business
plans
and
“
Why,
of
course.
Some
of
our
ideas
are
late—
In the days gone by a citizen of Detroit
Altus Dance," said T. J. Osborn, Bich-
Srf,1dhy»n nru«W«“2
who has lately been gathered to his fathers their engagements with persons of their own No wonder his frame shook with anger an 1 only formed late in life, and then come mond, Va.
Peal.ru. I««««“"“
mostly
from
experience.
”
nationality,
but
selling
other
lines
of
goods.
lausoage«-
hate.
was a justice of the ¡trace for one of the
TheCh»«'.«»»^
Dujardin's Life Essence gives brain force
townships of this county. One day as he sat The secrets they have thus unwittingly put me He picked up his pen and just started to pay
aud vital energy.
Ttte Mexican Gentleman.
in his office with nothing to do a friend canie in possession of were often of much value. His respects to the “nondescript over the
‘•"""wu-rs
along with a young horse. The Squar’ was Many times a revelation of their plans has been
•‘RoroH ox CoroHs.” 15c„ 25c„ 50c., at
wav,'’
No
humiliation
is
so
crushing
to
a
Mexican
somewhat conceited on the horse question, made in this way which has enabltd me to When a form in the door hid the bright light
Druggists. Complete cure Coughs. Hoarse
gentleman as to lie caught on the street with ness, Sore Throat.
of day.
and when informed that the equine before forestall a rival that I feared in a particular
even
the
most
infinitesimal
bundle
in
his
locality
and
didn't
fear
in
another.
For
in
him would let no man ride him he at once
What means this intrusion?” the editor said, hand. He considers it undignified to carry a
Dujardin's Life Essence is the remedy
determined to acclomplish the feat. A crowd stance, time ami again I have mapped out a “
His face with vexation dyed deeply in red,
letter home from the portoffice. All packages tor the overworked brain.
gathered, a saddle was brought, and his route for my trip, aud because of a chance As thoughts of the sheriff
’ "I now flashed thro' must be carried by servants. Fortunately
honor presently found himself astride of the remark dropped in German or French have
his head.
the latter can lie hired for 25 cents a day.
Perfect health depends upon a perfect
beast The next thing he knew he was lying changed my entire route and beeu enabled to
the chief in
condition of the blood. Pure blood con
in a muddy ditch, and a dozen men were precede a rival in my line and make sales in “I’ve written a poem.” the stranger replied; This saves the Mexican gentleman from ex quers
»"'«
every disease and gives new life to
tinction.
the
cities
which
he
had
unwittingly
given
me
“
Then
keep
it!
”
with
spirit
_
__
____
_____
,
the editor cried.
nlar. IrreguWJJ
laughing to kill.
every decayed or affected part. Strong
for a bootjack that stood by his
of th« ’,<I*L
“I declare this court in session 1” yelled his notice he was to visit on certain ¿lates, leav And reached
nerves and perfect digestion enables the
A FATAL MISTAKE.
and bowel»
side.
ing
customers
that
I
was
sure
of
until
I
could
honor as he struggled up.
rial [-‘XTSE.
svstem to Stand the shock of sudden
complaint- «
At this there was a fresh burst of laughter attend to them at my leisure. That is how “It treats of the heaven so blissful and fair—” A bright, thoughtful boy one summer daP
climatic changes. An occasional use of
silence in the right place as to my acquire The editor broke in, “I wish you were there.
ty. rheum»"’?,
Browns
Iron
Bitters
will
keep
you
in
a
and he continued:
Planted an -worn. an«I went his way.
k'nd
perfect state of health. Don t be deceived
••And each and every one of you is fined ments has proved golden. A drummer can't And soon you will be if you don't have a Both grew. as boy» and acorns can.’
nienP. arf
have too much education, you see. providing
care1”
•
preparations said to l>e just as
Till one w.io a tree, ♦he other a man.
$3 for contempt of court1”
They laughed harder than ever, but the bo knows how to use it. and providing it is He started to read what he’d written; the Now mark the reward: Along comes the good. I lie genuine is made only bv Brown fol » STOMACH^bygth>
man.
< heniical Company. Baltimore; Md. Sold
Ant's were recorded and collected, and for of the kind that he can make use of among I
blame
And the tree «belters him a« an oak tre« can. by all dealers in medicine.
years after it was understood that court was such customer^
Must rest with himself, for. with unerring But why stays he there in the moonlight dim?
-See what 1 carry around with me just for
aim.
in session except when the Squar’ was in bed
it is justly regarded M the purest and nn
-le a fin- horse and was hung to a
Dujardin's Life Essence is T he G reat prehensive
use in ease of an emergency among the mer I The bootjack has cut off one seeker for fame. He ci limb!
remedy of its class, rvr
and asleep.
F rench N erve T onic .
Druggists and Dealers generally.
,
M
A TRADE SECRET.
DANGEROUS BLONDES.
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lit's not
kllgate.'
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(declare
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■inate.
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Lhen a i
liter spe
Lavs, an
Lhack n
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pown up
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blare. 1
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[to look u
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(hoisting i
Up to the
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the line c
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pules to
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