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female lncies . fbe kev-note—“Ríe, let me in.” .[Exchange- \o,” ” said a newlride, “I don’t an- “No, —-------- . fipate any trouble i managing Henry, luv,. turned thuf job over to my lid ex|>erience, «he Other. >1 |S. "Gut on ««n't you A PRIZE BABY A TALKING CROW BORROWED WIT. THE COURSE AT CORNELL. GEN SCHENCK. <>n an Atlantic steamer liound for New At the house of J. I. English, in the A shoer sign—The cobbler’s. It u as announce«! last spring that Cor Gen. Schenck (who “still lives in ' ork, a year or so ago, the usual enter west end of the city, is a pet crow who nell Vniverwity would, at the opening of perennial youth”) once gave a hard Fur long—A sealskin dolman. tainment for the benefit of a Liver|x>ol rejoices in the name of “Grip.” This the fall term, receive student« for a rap to some of the Massachusetts rep Is a tooth royal when it’s aching? charity was projected. There happened bird, now alsiut sixteen months old, <<»urse of instruction in electrical engi to lie on board a go*.l many “profes shows that it is not necessary to split Never gets water tight—The tomato I neering. The announcement has created resentatives who had been the re cipients of Oakes Ames’ railroad stock sionals,” actors and singers, who all tile tongue of a crow in order that it can tramp. so much interest, and provoked so much and who were earnestly ailvocating the promised to take part, except one, who may speak. What seems more strange, The Indian “summer”—An aborigin- [ inquiry, that we have endeavored to pro erection of a bridge across the Mississippi kept aloof, and stubbornly declined to his tones, so far from lieing discordant al arithmetician, cure and present to our readers full in on the Chicago and Northwestern Rail assist. As Ashe lie was the star most desired, and crow-like, exactly resemble those Proverb tor ball-players — A home , formation in regard to this new depart road at Clinton. “Mr. SjH*aker,” said every made to . - effort " - was .................... t change his of the human family around him. His base is sounder than a foreign tenor. ment of study. Gen. Schenck in bis clear, incisive way, mind, and the committee of arrange curiosity is always aroused by the ap The requirements for admission are “I live in the Miami Valley, that love The under-toe accompanies a foot ments at last applied to Mr. 1’. T. Bar- proach of a stranger. Upon seeing a wave. They go hand in hand, so to ' the same as to the other technical liest and most fertile part of all Ohio. I num (who was, as usual, an inconspic courses, civil and mechanical engineer We had a great freshet there last Sep- uof beautiful w men 1 have never uous passenger), and begged him to labor person for the first time he deliberately speak. ing, etc., that have so long been estab teml>er. I was’away from home at the L *tu h a bevy! was what Mme. with the reluctant singer. Mr. Barnum walks around him, examining him in An uptown landlady calls a boarder : Bbrieh, the prilli j donna, said, look- undertook the mission, and after stating the* keenest and most critical manner, I “1‘htvnix,” because he rises from the | lished, viz.: algebra an«l geometry, in time making sp(*eches—for it w’as during addition to the common English the late political canvass—for the benefit in at Windsor ff,/e tl'hote the other the case and making his appeal, somewhat frequently ordering him with great hashes and Hies. branches. of Copperheads in another part of the >ning. -knd ties it be added that to Ills surprise the man at once assented. sternness to “go home” or "go away.” Senator Plumb denies having said Possibly, if “Grip" is in a pleasant The course in the University includes State. I witnesst‘d, therefore, none of >rv ¡adv resident f the elegant hotel “I refused all these people,” lie said, frame1 of mind, he will greet a stranger that newspapers were a nuisance. the higher mathematics, the French or the ravages of the great flood except as med thinks Mme.Sembrich divine! “and I dislike exceedingly to take part w ith •• Hello, hello.” He imitates every A man may sav he has got the lx>ss German language, rhetoric, descriptive fhe Christian <1 Work has an arti- in this Mitt of entertainment, but if you noise that may be heard in the farm wife without intimating that he is hen geometry an«i mechanical drawing, phys I saw’ some of the effects and traces of it after my return. But my neighliois entitled, “How > Make a Wife In- ask me, Mr. Barnum. I can not decline yard; calls like a hen when when she» pecked. ics, chemistry, the steam engine anti described it to me, and told me of the le.” We have i»t read it, presuming I am glad to do anything that will please fears danger to her brood of chickens, “It won’t do for a married man to other motors, besides the special work | dumagv to farms, crops, fences and [method given ttbe, of course, either you.” scolds like a setting hen. whinnies like say to his wife, “never mind.” She is electricity, which constitutes the social ! other property, and related to me many Iconic into the 'muse with mud on Mr. Barnum felt much complimented, a horse in the fields, and after an inter apt to take him at his word. features of the courses. interesting and some amusing incidei t« hr boots, or to frget to bring home’ but protested a little, when the man mission will crow like the king of The instruction in electricty includes and personal a«lventures connected with In some parts of Kentucky water is ir wife’s bonnet lor her from the mil continued: chanticleers, and again like a young the use of all the instruments employed the general calamity. A day or two l’s on Saturdayhiight. “Aon did me1 a great favor once, Mr. cock just try his feeble, cracked voice. used for drinking purposes. in making electrical measurements, with after my return a friend said to me: A St. Louis editor has a nose which •Gracious, Heijv!” exclaimed an Barnum, ami I never have forgotten it. He seems to consider himself the guard the means employed in testing their ac ‘By the way, Schenck, the old bridgi stin lady to her lusband, “you didn't \ou may not recall it, but I am under ian of the premises, walking up and is not a hit red, and never has been. curacy, and determining their constants; over the Miami at Hamilton was carried Complaint is made that Rochester the construction and testing of telegraph off.’ ‘Is that so?’ I asked. ‘Well, lie ik all that brittf' of claret alone, did great obligations to you.” down the street in front of the house“ “Why," hesitated the great show and driving before him cats, dogs, or beer is being adulterated with comets. instruments; the methods of testing tel sides the serious inconvenience of that “Alone, dp-ling!” replied Hen- “0, no; I didl’t drink it alone. I man, “I must confess that 1 don't re any unfortunate chickens that have A storekeeper in Cincinnati cannot egraph lines an«l cables; the theory, loss, it must have distressed our Butler | just taken tws toddies and a rum call—I don't remember any circum wandered beyond their limits. talk German, and yet he has quite a construction and testing of dynamo ma County neighbors greatly, for to my stance, and yet vour face is familiar. • At first he always buried a portion ol large trade. ich before 1 tickled the claret. I chines; the study of the different sys certain knowledge that venerable struc uglit ti e claret tself might be a little I haven’t forgot that. Where was it we tin- food given him, plucking iip grass ture has stood for fifty years, and was A Boston girl was recently asked a tems of electric lighting, etc., etc. met ? ” and leaves and chips to cover it; then, I question in Greek, and she did not un psome, so I too) them to keep it com- The course is designed to give a thor perhaps the oldest bridge in our valley.’ “t >h ! it was thirty years ago, Mr. Bar if offered more, he would unearth tile oughly practical, combine«! with a the ‘You may well say that,’ said my friend. IV." derstand it. oretical training, and the electrical en ‘There was excitement enough in the allies B. Child», of Chicago, aged GO, num. I took the first prize in your hidden store* and bury in its place* that A New York girl has married a rried a widow list week. This week first baby show ■ I’ve always felt grate last offered. But now that lie* finds his ' Cho« taw Indian. Lo will find some one gineer will find use for every subject crowd that stood and looked on at the gin the toils, as Mrs. Mary Mann, ful to you.”—[Editor's Drawer, in i rations forthcoming without care on his who is up to the scalping business as named. The higher mathematics and old thing as it was lifted from the pier ]>art, he only buries that which is left ■ pure sciences will be found of especial and swung around and floated down the >a widow, had marked him for her Harper's Magazine for December. after satisfying his hunger. His favor well as he | importance, now in the infancy of the stream. I was there, and saw’ tears i, and he had agreed to marry her. A CHARMING FERN EASEL Now that square plates have become | applications of electricity, when so much almost come into Bill Beckett’s eyes.’ ite* tid-bit is a bom* having a little raw s is hi* third matrimonial venture, There is no design more graceful for meat on it, and this is often hidden for the fashion, married men will have to is in the tentative stage. (Mr. Beckett, by the way, Mr. S|H*aker, his wife lost her husband by silicide look out for the corners. It is bad The facilities for this institution at is as true, liberal and noble a man as weeks before she bestowed her growing ferns or vines in the drawing- days. He never eats corn, but small enough to hit with a round plate. Cornell are of the best. A large, new ever lived, and will enjoy the story). adbare affections upon Mr. Childs; room than an easel of bamboo, so slitted grains and berries he will hold in a A pusson what ain’t got no mussy building has just been completed, in •Beckett might well be affected. He Mrs. Mann has given her heart and at short distances that little pans may pouch at the root of his bill. He* never il three times ere this. None of the be inserted into the hollow wood. These speaks with his mouth full, but will fur a animal ain’t got none fur a man which are several rooms sjiecially was born near by, has been familiar can be filled with soil and planted with unload the* pouch and say, “Old fellow, an’ he is only kep’ from heatin’ a man e«piipped for electrical tests and meas with the bridge always since his earliest •nts are spring chickens. old fellow!” oftentimes again picking up ’case he’s a coward. urements. All the important instru boyhood, and must have had a good aurtsbip among the Shoshones is fanciful growth, mosses, ferns or vines, tht‘ grains and utterly refusing to drop ments for measurements are provided. 1 many pleasant associations connected which will grow until the bamboo is cov I>e puttiest wimmen is sometimes «le w elaborate all affair as among more them again. Dynamo machines and systems of elec-I with it.’ ‘Associations the devil’’ ex ered and perchance the picture on the wurst when da gits roused up. De ized peoples. It appears, however, He has never shown any desire* to trie lighting are in practical operation in e quite as effective. “Ill the first easel charmingly draped. The little pans fraternize* with the wild crows who honey bee lives a mighty sweet lite, but , the building, and, as far as possible, all claimed my matter-of-fact neighbor; ‘why, Bill w as one of the biggest stock «,” said a gentleman on the Sho- of ferns, rock moss, swamp moss and came“ about him. Not long since, being oh, Lawd, what a stinger he’s got! “It’s an ill wind that blows nobody the applications of electricity are exem holders in the bridge company.’” le reservation, explaining the matter wood moss, with pitcher plant, pine addressed by some* of the“ crows with a branches, snake-root, fungi, winter- good,” as the man remarked when his plified. correspondent of the Evening Post, green, ROMAN RUINS FOUND IN TUNI8. woodberries, wild cranberries and loud “caw-caw,” Grip responded by say- ■ wife eloped, taking his mother-in-law i The student spends a considerable iliould be borne in mind that the ing ‘“bow-wow-wow,” follow ing this with | portion of his time in the laboratory, ig squaws are more fleet of foot than acorns, called “Boston ferneries,” ate a loud “Hello,” which so frightened with her. Some remarkable ruins have been making experiments with the various bucks. Now , when a buck fancies arriving in unusual beauty. To scour the them that they took rapid Hight and discovered in Tunis by Lieut. Massenet, The husband is called the head of ; instruments. He determines the laws naw he provides himself with a lar woods for the tilling of feijn pans pro did not return. He“ is a keen hunter of the family only by those young writers ' and constants of galvanometers; meas who has been dispatched Jon an arcluvo- vides delightful recreation for children. is he would if he intended to lasso moles, and these pests have* been who haven’t had any experience in ures the resistances of various conduct logieal mission in the neighborhood of niinal. When she sees her admire* If set on a gilded basket they mak* a obliged to seek other places than tin* married life. ors; measures the currents use«! for Bograra and El Kantara, in the Gulf of beautiful centre-piece for the table. To caching she behaves after her fash keep these fresh «luring the entire win smooth law'n, which “Grip” seems to About the only time a man wishes he electric lights; determines the energy Gabes. The exact spot of the discovery in the manner of other young consider his own especial property. were a woman is when he has to give expended in charging, and that «level- is near Fabella and El Kantara, to the •s. tjhe runs, and the buck runs ter they should be soaked daily in water, There are numberless little things which up his seat to a woman in a street oped in discharging storage batteries; south of the Island of Djerba, and it is being then drained by tipping the pan. her. If she does not wish to lie deficiency of machines and motors; in believed, from the importance and The brackets and pockets of pottery show a great degree* of intelligence in car. lit she quickens her pace, and is which appear in such great variety in the crow, and indicate a degree“ of short, «Iocs exactly what the engineer extent of the ruins, that they form what Ella (five years old, who has broken was once the capital of the island, many beyond the reach of the rope. If, china shops may be filled with water “reasoning” one would hardly look for needs to do in the factory or office. le contrary, she does not object, the vines with fine effect. English ivy will in a bird usually considered a nuisance. a window)—“Papa, dear, don’t heat years before the Christian e.a. The ----------- , ------------ me; substract it rather from my e slips easily over her head, and the sight is sai'l to be most impressive. The THE SECRET OUT. grow in water, but so slowly that it is It is sinc erely hoped that no careless | marriage dowry.” • is won.” Happening to be in Queenstowu, Ire remains of a great temple—from its sportsman will shoot this wonderful better to keep it in the earth, where it A Parisian shoemaker advertises his land, one evening many years ago, I form presumably dedicated to Zephyr— will climb, indoors, and grow luxuriantly “Grip” as hc> Hies around the neighbor ability to give expression to the foot. FEMALE FREAKS. was invited to attend a grand ball on have been brought to light near the «luring winter months. Vinca, or peri hood.—[Hartford Post. A goo«l many men can do that, and the occasion of a famous international seashore. They are of marble, and of icre is a girl in New York with four winkle, is another slow grower in water. f some of them can give It a very severe ' regatta. A PROFESSIONAL BEAUTY If she ever gets married she will Tradescantia, or spiderwort, is the fast The number of ladies was singular architectural richness, composed expression, too. le boss hair-puller. about 150. Their dress was like that of in parts of huge bhx*ks measuring more A few years ago, fashionable society est runner of all the water vines. The It has been demonstrated that any American ladies on similar occasions, than «50 square yards at their base. rs. Frances Bryant, of Fulton, N. Y. T. repeus vittata,T. aquatica, T. zebrina, in England was agitated by the advent s a dressskirt like other women, but and T. multicolor are the best for indoor of the ‘“professional beauty.” a name • Maid of the Mist can pass the Niagara only a tri fie more so—sleeves a little Immenst* columns of red and green e that shines out in a man's coat, cultivation. Umbrella ferns (Aspedistra applied to women w hose“ singular beauty , whirlpool, but that’s poor satisfaction shorter, corsage a little lower. The la- marble form the eastern entrance, and for swimmers not built on the steam <lies were remarkably self-possessed, there is a square enclosure surrounded collar and Derby hat. cyperns) thrive well in vases water- tempted them to pose for the admiration boat plan. quiet and graceful, and 1 think, on the with white marble friezes, supported by of men. English society, even of tin* ie Philadelphia bridesmaid who put filled. I se sorter s’peious ob de preacher whole, average«! prettier than I have twisted columns. Numbers of statues, fashionable sort, is so decorous, that - - ••• a re of wedding cake under her pillow, sculptured in Egyptian marble, were high-born dames were disturbed by tin“ what pretends ter despise riches an’ den ever seen on another such occasion. 'KINDER FLUSTRATED” becoming hungry, took it out and I have written this to introduce the lying upon the ground, and it was re presence of such an anomaly as a vir tries ter tempt people inter Ileaben by t, is recovering.—[Call. The train was within 20 miles from tuous woman whose manner said, “I tellin' ’em dat de streets is paved wid j physical development of Irish ladies. marked that, while they were all lie. Dudley, of the Theater Francais, Albany, when the man turned around wish to hi- stared at, for I enjoy it.” The Irish girls in America have full decapitated, not a single head wan to gold. hi iad six front teeth extracted in order in his seat Tmd queried : chests, large arms; they are plump anil be found. Another temple was dis Yet on tht Continent such women have Bartholdi ’ s statue of “ Liberty ” will . she may lisp, in accordance with covered, about half a mile away, built “ 'Spose the Governor will be in Al long been known, and sojiety then“ be put up in New York harbor early vital. requirements of her part in l.es bany?” freely acknowledged their right to pose next spring. To give it a national in When an American lady shows me her of the same marble as that used in the Croix. ‘‘I guess so.” before all who wished to admire them. terest it will wear a pair of David Davis’ arms—candle dips No. 8 — and asks, pagan temple of El Kantara. The old newlv-married lady was telling an- “ 'Spose I kin git to see him '.’” A writer in the Century, who met an pants and one of Senator Tabor’s night “How can I get such arms as Bridget’s?” fortifications of the town can still be r how nicely her husband could “1 presume you can.” and I say, “Work, work as she does, traced, having a circumference of three extraordinary beauty in Italy, the Count- shirts. e. “Oh, you should just see some “Well, I want to see him powerful Castiglione, says her self-appreciation and you will have her anus.” The or four miles, while the mosaic floors of A mild winter: School Inspector: lis love-letters.” “Yes, I know,” bad.” w as enormous, and her frankness in re “Can you tell me of a mild winter in lady says, “Oh, that is not work, it is the houses are easily visible, although much damaged by long exposure to the the freezing reply; “I’ve got a bush- “Anything wrong?” gard to her beauty most amusing. your recollection, my boy?” “Yes, sir. climate! If I had been brought up in I’em in my trunk.” Tableau. “Well, I calkerlate there is. My son On her return, after a short visit to The winter of ’81 was a mild one. Our Bridget’s climate I should have her fine «)p«*n air. The island was originally England, some one asked her if she had teacher was sick for six weeks «luring bust; but this terrible dry air takes all joined to the mainland by a causeway n Omaha belle tells us that mush Bill is in jail of Roman construction, the remains of “That's bad. What for?” the juices out of us.” seen many handsome women there. I that term ” milk sociables are popular in her “Eurshootin' at a skule-teaeher who's “None more beautiful than myself,” was | My curiosity was on tiptoe to see how which are even now’ apparent.—[Pans , and adds: “The advantage of Visitor: “ What in the world is that Irish ladies, brought up in this moist, Letter to the London Telegraph. ing mush and milk is that you can bin and got a corner on all the cider in the“ brief but pointed reply. Such was the “craze” she excited that bumping and bouncing up stairs! You even climate, but without work, would 1 yourself to your heart’s content our county, and is holdin' on fur a rise.” A F ulfilled P rediction .—A New “Ami what do you want of the Gov a crowd gathered at the door of a ball- j surely haven’t a locksmith’s shop above look. I have said there were 150 ladies out being sick the next day.'’[-Phil. York merchant relates an incident con you? ” “ Lady of the house: “ Oh, no; room to see her enter, and many of . present, and that they were very pretty ernor ?’ ’ *,I want Bill pardoned out, in course, them stasl in chairs to gratify their] that is only tire actress who lives above and graceful, but now taking the witness cerning the last hours of Margaret Ful le latest feminine craze is to wear ler, who perished at sea, not far from stand, 1 testify that I have never in Fre Island. His summer residence at rd kittens on hats and bonnets, but I'm kinder flustrated about how to curiosity. But such adulation did not rehearsing her part in the drama!” Barnum’s fat woman stayed at a America seen 150 young women together i knows but that the time may come approach the old man. If lie’s down on in the least disturb her equanimity. that time was on the Long Island shore, a the dear creatures will kill their corners and likes cider, and carries a re She might have been embarrassed if Florida Hotel for two months, and be with arms so small and chests so fiat and after the wreck of the ill-fated vessel, ing unable to endure the scant diet any and thin. They belonged to the ¡«lie logs, and use them for hat orna volver strapped to him. I’m all right; she had not been greeted by a crowd. a passenger who bail been washed But it was at bar evening receptions longer, determine«I to leave without class, and all the work! over women of said:—“The last I saw of Margaret te While there is life there is hope, but if he's sweet on eddecashun. down paying. The landlord locked her in, on pistols and don't keer a cent for ap that her self-appreciation and love of the idle class have spindle arms and 'hil. Call. Fuller she w*as standing on the deck ple-juice when he kin git lager, then Bill admiration were most frankly and bril- ’ but she crawled through the keyhole thin chests, unless they become merely just before the shi|) went down, her couple of gamblers, who had been : kin prepare to roost tiehind the bars for liantlv expressed. She reclined on a an«l got away. fat, which, with their weak muscles, is baby in her arms, her husband at her ed high in the air by a railroad col- ! the next five years.”—[Wall Street sofa, withdrawn some distance from the In San Francisco the other day, the a sad embarrassment. side, and her hand upon the head of a n, came down pretty close together. I News. wall, in a graceful pose, and dressed so question, “Who was the father of his Education, rank, aspiration, prayer— beautiful Italian girl, who, kneeling doctor examined them, and then as to display her neck and arms to the country?” was answered by one-half of these will not produce a strong, full, Iwside her, bemoaned the * cruel fate them to console each other. l>est advantage. Near her was a lamp, the children, “George Washington.” muscular body. They are not the ap that was to prevent her from being ANECDOTE OF WEBSTER. How long did' he give you to live?” placed as to throw the proper lights The other half yelled “Denis Kearney.” i pointed means. Exercise, exercise! buried in consecrate 1 ground. ‘But/ It is said, though we never saw it in so hi one in a faint voice. once ami shadows on her form and features. This shows that Kearney’s influence is Work, work!—this produces strong said Margaret Fuller, ‘you believe in print, that Daniel Webster was Ten minutes,” moaned the other; Her guests, men of course were declining. muscles, full chests, an«l physical l»eauty. prayer; say your prayers, and every I suddenly called to plead in court for one uw long have you got?” seated in a row at a little distance, Work is the appointed means.—[Dio thing will come right.’” A few hours I has heard folks say dat da could , of the parties to a suit, and before he Twenty,” replied the first. “I see had really made their acquaintance whence they might gaze in respectful tell a smart man by lookin’ in bis eye, Lewis. after hearing th»* incident the merchant - ■ ■ »*♦» ♦ —— i ten and raise it that m >ch. Want sufficiently to know which was plaintiff admiration. Now and then she* would but «lis is a mistake. De mole ain't The Pittsburg Stockman says: instituted a search for the Ixxly of the Jay?” signal to one of them, by a languid got no eye ter speak ob, but dinged if which was defendant. But he “There is no excuse or dei-ency in hav Italian girl, and found it wrap¡w*d in Make it five apiece, and we'll have and and’ tiie '^r s^ed off with a few points of the case. movement of her hand, that he might he ain’t got more sense den <le toad ing a filthy pig-sty. This should and sea-weed, the right hand grasping firmly approach her. The slavish admirer I what ken look at yer ten minutes widout Ugh for a jack-pot!” L * * - ' ! and was warming up eloquently, as lie can be as clean and neat as the alxxle , the beads that she had piously counted. »» rolled his face to the ground gave supposed, for his client, when he felt a would advance with a deferential bow, j winkin’. of any other farm animal, and when He caused her to lx* buried with the kiss her hand and tell her she was “-[Traveler’s Magazine. nervous and then a vigorous jerking at A German doctor is the authority for found otherwise, our word »’or it, there * ceremonies of her Church, In a plot of beautiful. Then he would pass around his coat-skirts. He paused and Iwnt is something wrong with the farmer. land specially set apart for the purpose, ‘"’hat influence has the moon on the his head down to hear his client's whis the sofa, that he might see her from the statement that blowing horns will We have seen pig-stys so scrupulously and Margaret Fuller’s prediction was cure consumption. Has now, con- every point of view , and thus return to I’ the teacher asked John Henry, pered appeal: " V'hat on earth do you neat and clean that a person could go fulfilled. cnmptvie, here ’ s your cure! When hi* seat. — »• « I John Henry said “it depended on mean" I'm not the plaintiff: I’m the into it and lie down, without injury to yon call for a horn of beer just blow the STOKING SWKKT POTATO«*.-- Till“ fol- “ The dictionary, ” says the writer in it it was tied; if it was a dog, it defendant in this action. Do you want bis clothes or discomfort to himself, an«i towinz method i* recomnwnded a* a froth «jff it. Don ’ t drink it. the Century, “ defines vanity as “ an ■I I make him hswl, and if it was a to get me convicted?" Webster quietly we have seen those that were an abom t it untied just as soon as a cow or a took in the situation, and, as usual, was inflation of mind upon slight grounds;’I Chryssipus, the philosopher, died ination to olfactories when several r«xis moat auccMMiful one for Ktoring away big nian came along.” It is such equal to it. Without in the least be therefore, she was not vain, for her from laughter, at one of his ow n jokes away, let alone coming near enough to *weet potatoes for winter-keeping : In as this that make school teachers traving himself or his c lient, he resumed, grounds were strong." Yet such enor Chrys. was not a contributor to a Lon see.the filth. This is certainly poor the annimer, when road-duat can cattily •t to lie down and .lie every day at [ asi’f without interruption : “Snell, your mous self-appreciation and love of don comic weekly. The “didn’t-know- policy, jMx»r for the hog an«l poor for the lie obtained, take a* many boxen or liarrel* a* are needed to contain the admiration must have been disgusting to i to'clock.—[Burlington Hawkeye. | Honor and Gentlemen of the Jury, is a refined observer, whose type of woman it-was-loaded” joke is about the only bog eater,” « potato*«, fill them with the float and net — --- • »w» ♦ the line of argument and appeal by hood required the presence of modesty, kind that kilts in this country. T he R eal W eight . A scientific them away until needed. The potato*« hra Bernhardt is achieving distinc- I which our opponents would mislead you, An admirer of this paper was in the journal says that a fly weighs seventeen | nhoiild b* ting liefore frost and lie al- I in an entirely new direction. She cheat justice and punish niv client. simplicity and sweetness. editorial rooms this morning and showed i milligrams. We don’t just remember i lowed to dry a 'lay in th* sun. They a farm at Sainte Andre***. and But”_ and then he proceeded to unfold A bull and a cow on Hiram Houck's us a curiosity in the shape of a walking at present how much seventeen milli '•an then lie »preaH thinly over ». floor, ry week she sends to Havre a quan- i his theort- of the defense as I k - proposed stick. which, li** said, belonged to Cin of small soft cheeses. These have j to conduct the case in the masterly way farm, in Warwick township, t'Hester derella’s grandmother. There was only grams is, but if the man who disco^ere«! where there ia no danger of them heat this fa< t ever loafed around center-field, ing; they should never >>e piled up in 1 * great reputation, and ar» known so characteristic of the great orator and countv. Pa., recently fought, locked one end to it. an«l had a fly com»* an«! repose on the ‘ heap*. When cold winter sets in they the name of “Petit Sara Bem- jurist. The master of others must amt horns, became separated from the herd, A well-known citix^n, while at sup and were not found for five days, during top of his middle Huge*, he would think I can be stored in the barrel* ami put line Parisian restaurant has which time they remained united by per last night. ha«l a narrow escape that it weighed alx>ut a ton. away in the cellar. Firnt put a layer of t»dy put this cherse on its bill of be master of himself. from breaking all his teeth. He was their horns. The bull was almost ] dust three inches'deepen the liottom of • • • just on the point of tasting the beef A Utah baby w as recently stolen by a th* barrel; then place a layer of |>*>tatoea “It is strange.” said the anthro starved, but the cow, being able to eat In ordinary opera singer becomes fa- pology. “how easily one . an determine grass, was frisky and fat. It was neces steak when the cook rathed in and l«ear and «arried four mile* to its den. i* close a* fh*y can be laid ifithout w’.en he can engage himsel' to the nationality of a man. simply bv sary to saw off tlie horns of one of the in great terror explained that th»- The ' hihl was rewtieii unhurt, during ' touching. Cover the«.* with dust and butcher had made a mis-steak. and the the a «MH* nee of the ls*ar, and when the I then a course of potatoes, anil so on Hnanagers, and get one to have him looking at his face." “Yen,” replied animals to get them apart. meat left with them was the piece in lx*ar returned it concluded that it lived ! until the barrel i* nearly full, then fill - ♦ «•* ♦ . B:iie>l from singing for the other, his wife. ‘I’ve often noticed that. A aiim of an early fall—A bar of »>ap tended for a boarding-house ov‘*r the i in a blame«! dishonest locality.—[Boston ap with dust In thin way they will u .---------- -*♦•" Now there's darkey >am Wbe d ever way. *>*• Ellen Terry is said to have an J Post , on the cellar stairs. ke< p through almost any winter. mistake him for an Irishman?” •I Attic figure.