I
IT IS ASTONISHING !
Tbe French invasion of Mexico was an
AN AUCTIONEER’S MISS.
IN THE GARRET.
outrage u|s>n both republics. It was marie .
Juitthink of it! More than
r.
Soon after an auction store on Monroe What Physicians and their Patients
at a time when the United States were
Bottle, or Ammeo’e Cough Sv-iei
A
Bride
who
railed
to
Die
iu
the
Old
avenne
had
opened
for
business
the
»old
at
raUil
in
the
Citv
o
f
s
J,
“'1*«
powerless to resist it, on account of the
say regarding the wonderful
A. V. R. Ranaa.
Paaruzaz».
Chest.
forma, withia the tail two year/^'
other morning an old farmer and his
Civil War. Immediately after that war
properties of
wife dropped in and began inspecting
was finished, our Government, through
Doe. not that prove that th.», »k .
ÜUM1
KaamriLLX.
The auctioneer thereupon
Secretary Seward, dispatched a note to
The fair Imogene D’Eustig had been goods.
used it buy >t again, and recouun.,, i Y“ *»'i
friend., and that ie what w. c£ui
I
the French Knqieror, giving him, in plain wedded to the knightly Sam Higgins. mounted his box ami began :
lieet remedy in the world fur ' c,™ »-th
“
Ladies
and
gentlemen,
I
desire
to
The
Great
French
Nerve
Tonic.
terms, six months to withdraw his The clergyman had been handed $2 in
BETTER THAN GOLD
and that it i. rapidly Incoming ki,
call your attention to this sample pair
forces from Mexico. The Napoleonic
• • • I could not work half so well with­ preciated, in .pile of opposition
Better than grandeur, better than gold,
cash
to
pay
for
the
splicing,
the
guests
of
suspenders.
Who
starts
them
at
fox <lid not need a second invitation;
out it. It has given me back the mental and tore and drugguta? And thia i,
Than rank and titles a thousand fold,
hue been created without anv
i“’’“* «k
and his unfortunate ally, the Austrian ' were filling themselves up with eatables, fifteen cents?”
Is a healthy body and a mind at ease
“Did you hear him call me a lady?” physical force of youth. My ideas are clearer, tieing. or publiehing teetiiuenia’. hi 1J'*
And simple pleasures that always please;
Grand Duke, was abandoned to the ten­ | and everything was sliding along as
and my sleep more refreshing. I have already to our knowledge that certain i.l». m***
A heait that can feel for another's woe.
whispered the woman to her old man.
der mercies of the Mexicans.
druggietz work againet and
i smoothly as a eider-mill sailing down on
With sympathies large enough to enfold
taken two bottlas.
“
And
he
called
me
a
gentleman!
”
reputation of thia medicine. If.j lnj“n'h
As
speedily
as
possible,
the
various
All men as brothers, is better than gold.
R ev . J. M. B ull , Winona.
wauta to sell you «oinethiug he a
French garrisons were withdrawn from a spring freshet, when all at once the replied the husband aH he grinned his
at the exf^nee of a few cent., or
Better than gold is a conscience clear,
delight.
the different States and cities, and con­ bride was missing.
GVX.SHOr WOUNDS.
medicine main which there ia’a lae-. |l*1,u
Though toiling for bread in an humble sphere,
“Who says fifteen cents to start'em M axtink & Co.:
centrated at the city of Mexico. From
Her newly-found husband looked un.
a physician, he wishes vou t.. ecu., t p1,11
Doubly b'e.-s?,d with content anil health.
going?
Who
says?
Who
says?
You
Gentlemm
—
I
am
much
gratified
with
the
ac
­
this point they sallied forth, one fine der the table, but she was not there.
pay for a prescription, Instead of biviro J*1
Untired by the lusts ami cares of wealth,
it
can’t buy ’em anywhere else in the tion of your Life Essence. I am suffering tie of Ainmen s (’..ugh Syrup.
Lowly living and l«»fty thought
morning, with banners flying and drums
The guests separated to search. world for half a dollar! Ikin’t want ’em I greatly with gun-shot wounds and a broken pie facts iu th- case are, that we h./.ii 1*
Adorn and ennoble a poor man’s cot.
beating,
to
march
down
to
ttie
coast
at
lieve we have the I »-st remedy iu th- , J?? i
Formiud and morals in nature's plan
Vera Cruz. The Mexicans stood in their Some looked down the well, others down eh? Very well; here’a a hat which hip; infs I am an epitome of injuries. With colds, cough, ami lung complaint, j, '''
Are the genuine tests of a gentleman.
doors and hooted them out of town. cellar, others in the hen-coop, and was never made for less than seventy this there is a great deal of aenous irritability, hereby make tin.offer: We willp,'v,,
Better than gold is the rweet repose
During the period of occupation, they smoke-house, and behind the pig-pen. cents. Who starts it a. a quarter—a mit altogether calculated to make home happy. ill gold coin to any physician, o/ liJg, IT"
Of the sons of toil when the labors clog»?,
quarter—a quarter? Ladies and gen­ I am also troubled with iluplatMU and loss iciana, to any druggist or combiuati ij'ff
had ransacked Mexico thoroughly, from No Imogene.
Better than gold is the poor man’s sleep,
gists, who will furnish u. a prescription
Teliauntepec
to
Chihauhau,
and
taught
Anil the balm that drop« on his slumbers deep,
'.ippftile, vr Tather was until I commenced as an efficacious and safe fsmil/retuX ,
'I hen some said that she had been tlemen, who bids?”
Bring sleeping draughts on the dewy bed,
“Called me a lady again!” cac\
the Mexicans mere tricks than they had ; abducted, while others scoffed at the
iking Lite Kssence, since which time, when I other wolds, ami to put the .,ff„ ™ >2 11
Where luxury pillows its aching head,
the woman as she nudged her husband. take It, I sleep better than for years, have a n .necan mistake, we challenge the w I.
learned before in a hundred years.
idea
of
a
girl
weighing
196
pounds
and
I
The toiler simple opiate deems
..r invent a superior remedy
“Yes, but he bore on pretty heavy better appetite and am not troubled with pal­ produce
“We were bad enough before they having a scream which could be heard
A shorter route to the land of dreams.
mens! ough Syrup.
Ask y.„lr ,|r,L>
came,” the Mexicans naively say. “But two miles being carried off in broad when be said gentlemen,” replied tl.e pitation. My sexual system is entirely re- dealer for it; don t suffer yourself to U («'J
Better than gold is a thinking mind,
man.
the French taught us new deviltries.”
daylight.
stored, and consequently have lo t my melan- or persuaded to try something else-trv it
That in the realm of books can find
“I guess he knows a lady when he cholly, luorooeue-’S, and suicidal tendency, anil ».■U*. then you will know ju£ Xt7t ¿2
Left with “no choice betwixt disgrace
A detective was called in. He kjokod
A treasure surpassing Australian ore.
can tell your friends of it. It is f.,r
¡LT
and death,” Maximilian seems to have at her old shawl, measured tbe length sees her!” she tartly remarked.
And live with the great ami food of yore.
I feel a return of mental and physical force the larger druggists and dealer- on th- pji
The sage’s lore and the poet's lay,
“Perhaps lie does, and perhaps it’s and strength, that I never anticipated.
deliberately chosen the latter—despite of her shoes, anil decided that it was a
Coast and everywhere.
I
The glories of empires passed away;
the efforts of his friends and the en­ mysterious affair. He would take the all soft soap. Don't be stuck up.”
Youre very truly.
The world’s great dream will thus unfold
“
Or,
perhaps
vou
want
a
watch,
”
treaties
of
his
heroic
wife.
Mr.
Seward
A
BEAUTIFULCHBISTMiS
GIFT
A.:.ToN llaliDts, M. D.
case if desired, but would not promise
And yield a pleasure better than gold.
TheCALliruKSiA SofVBMK, a cvllectiiij
is known to have recommended that his any satisfactory solution under a year continued the auctioneer. “Let me
Better than gold is a peaceful lv»me
SH
K
>
NERVOUS
SYSTZJL
show
you
a
reliable
time-keeper
which
life be spared. Juarez replied, “A and a half.
original
poem, of aantiment and affwii..¿J
Where all the fireside characters come,
artine & '**.:
great and powerful nation, like the I The fair Imogene's father hadn't cost $8 by the dozen. Who starts it at M </tnts
The shrine of love, the heaven of ife,
My wife, two years ago, fell with gautly illustrated and bordered-with
United States, can afford to be merciful; I betrayed much excitement up to tins $4 ? Ladies and gentlemen, let me hear such violence that her spinal coni was injured, combining the daintinem of a Chriit:!:aecij
Hallowed by mother or sister or wife.
However humble the home may be,
with great shock and concussion of the nervous
Mexico is too poor and weak.”
point. The wedding feast was the first a bid?”
with permanence of a gift book. It h >«
Dr tried by sorrow with heaven's decree,
“That’s three times he has called me system, evidenced after her recovery from the such a gift as every one wishes to’nuke.3
The place of execution it a dreary lit­ square meal he had tackled for six
The blessings that never were bought or sold
first violent symptoms by a weakness that re­
a
lady,
”
grinned
the
woman.
“
I
’
ve
tle
hill,
sparsely
covered
with
thorn
­
over 5,000 have already been sold.
’
months, and he wanted to fill up before
And centre there are better than gold.
quired frequent rest in l>ed, by peevishness,
Put up id envelope, with pjst-'pnfator »J
scrub and prickly pear, and strewn with giving way to emotion. He was now alluo told yer I was iust as much a lady restlessness, and often a semi-spasmodic condi­
—[Father Ryan.
tion. She could not walk without constant mailed to any address. Price, 81,00. ’
rusty brown vulcanic stones. They call full. He turned around upon the ex. as if I lived in the city.”
J ames T. W hits I (
fear or falling. Spite of the efforts of experi­
“He’s soft-soaping.”
•TWAS EVE.
it the tierrade las campanas, the hill cited and distressed guests, commanded
enced physicians, she grew no better, until I Bookselleis, 23 Dupont street, San Fns2J
of the bells , ’ it is not quite a mile out them to hush their hullabaloo, and dis.
“I don't believe it.”
lost hope, and looked for her deat h as her only
When Adam from his sleep awoke,
P. T. Barnum never owned a political ei*
of Queretaro. The three doomed men appeared up stairs.
“Of course he is. Have you got re’ief. Ready to grasp at anything that prom­
A radiant creature met his eyes;
help, I bought a bottle of IJfe Essence, phant.
Whose beauty on his vision broke
were taken from the convent, which had
When the coy Imogene slipped away silks and jewelry and white hands and ised
and
gave
regularly.
She
is
now,
after
five
As break« the morn ’neath the tropic skies. served as their prison, out to this deso­
Sick and bilious headache, and all ¿tn«
from the feast it was to see if her hus­ a gay bonnet? You ain’t no lady, and weeks, steadily improving, can stoop to the
late spot, in three of the public coaches. band would miss and follow her. She you orter know it!”
With wonder Adam st ><»<1 transfixed—
floor and pick up a pin wilh certainty of bal­ ments of stomach and bowels, curedbyh)
Another day had just begun—
A priest accompanied Maximilian. slid up stairs, mounted to the garret,
“Then you ain’t no gentleman!”
ance, walks firmly, and gives promise of full Pierce's “ Pellets ” -or anti-Hlious uaiit
25 cent« a vial. N g cheap boxes to allow w<l
She crossed his vi.-ion just betwixt
Respectfully,
The spectators tell some rather pathetic and after brushing the cobwebs off her
“Yes, I am! He bore on when he recovery.
of virtues. By druggists.
The dawn and rising of the sun.
A. D owning , Los Angeles.
incidents of the morning. The priest nose she advanced to tbe big blue chest said it. He said ladies just because
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became
so
affected
that
he
fainted.
Tak
­
“’Tis morn,” said he, “in human guise;
Mr. Villard is very kind to hisoldkqj
in the corner. This chest had been that begins the sentence.”
SA.N FRANCISCO HEARD FROM-
Fair morn, my homage, pray receive.”
which
have
served him faithfully.
ing a bottle of smelling-salts from liis made to hold her father’s Government
“So you don't want a watch?”
The vision blushed, cast down her eyes,
JUS.
— - ______
j_______
- . one °f
B. Lefevre, 401
Kearny
street, , -
S - F.,
Sec. Chandler likes to plow the raging nuii
pocket,
Maximilian
kindly
assisted
to
queried
the
man
on
the
box.
“
All
bonds,
and
was
hooped
with
iron
and
An<l said, “I am not Morn, but Eve.”
oldest and best known druggists on the
revive him. From some cause the door provided with a spring lock, which right—all right. What you don't want the
Pacific Coast says: “I have Bold over twelve
“ Samaritan Nervine is a never failingim
of his coach stuck fast; he stepped never cost less than a dollar.
Her don’t buy. Here's a bankrupt stock of dozen of Dr. Kogers’ Heart Tonic in he past dy,” writes Rev. J. T. Etter, of New Gina
lightly out through the panel, having mission was to hide in the chest and see table linen, and over there is a box of six months, and it is doing all that is claimed Wis.
A TH AGIC EPISODE.
Some of the best physicians in the city
lowered the glass drop.
if her husband would be soft enough to cow-hide hoots at your own price. for it.
prescribing it and speak of it in the high­
It will well pay the tourist in Mexico
l)r. N. S. Ruggles. M arion , M ass , su
The entire patriot army was drawn climb up there and throw up the lid and Will the lady step this way while the are
est
terms,
ami from ths cures affected under
tdbqiend a day at Queretaro, thought by up, on and around the hill; anil a wall
“ I recommend Brown’s Iron Bitten» a 4
man examines the boots?”
my own observation I can recommenn it for
call
peek-a-boo.
As
the
reader
knows,
ued tonic for enriching the blood and removis
many to be the prettiest city in the re­ of adobes bad been laid up behind
“There, there,” grasped the woman. heart disease of any kind.-’
lie wasn’t the man to catch on.
all dyspeptic symptoms. It doe» not hurt th
public.
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where the unfortunate men were to stand,
| “He means me, and he called me a
teeth.”
Tbe
old
man
D
’
Eustis
walked
up­
Six miles below the town, the new line to receive tlie bullets of the firing party.
For a cough or cold there is no remedy equal
— ■ ■ ■ — ♦ -------- ■' —
I lady!”
to Ammen's Cough Syrup.
of the Mexican Central Railway passes It was so arranged that Maximilian stairs anil made bis way to tbe garret
Dujardin's Life Essence is the remedy ft
“Yes, and bust his pictur’ he called
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through
the
same
trap-door
the
bride
the overworked brain.
through a perfect little paradise of a should stand in the centre; and the wall
me a man!” growled tbe husband.
Gen. Basil Dukes’s 14-year-old daughter is a
valley—a leafy, green garden—along a had been built a little higher there, he had used. He thought she might be
musical
pr
odigy.
_____________
“
Susan,
come
along!
”
small river, with high, rocky, barren lieing the tallest of the three. But up there to take a last farewell look at
“Where to?”
TWO-THIRDS OF A BOTTLE CURES.
mountains on each side. Amidst the when they got out, Maximilian said to tbe bunches of catnip, moldy school­
“Out of this!”
books
and
broken
spinning-wheels.
He
trees there is a considerable city, half­ Mira mon:
Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.: Dear
|
“
Oh,
no!
”
could not see her. He called aloud, but
Sir -I have been taking your “ Favorite Pre­
hidden; and soon we pass three or four
“You shall have the post of honor, the whistle of the tug on the river was
“You jog! If you don’t come along scription ” for “ female weakness.” Before I
eotton factories.
general; you shall stand at the centre the only answer. He turned to go, but ' you'll foot it home! When an auc­ had taken it two days I b- gan to feel sironger.
This is the seat of Senor Rubio’s at­ and I at your left.”
something whispered to him that per­ tioneer begins to soft-soap a gentleman’s I have taken but two-thirds of a bottle and be­
tempt to manufacture cotton in Mexico.
And half-playfuily, half-affectionately, haps he might find a plug of tobacco or I old woman and insult the gentleman lieve I am cured. Gratefully,
M ns. H. C. L ove i t , Watseka, Ill.
As yet the industry is an experiment, he placed Mirainon in the middle.
a bottle of stomach bitters in the old j himself it’s time to go, towels or no
but bids fair to be moderately success­
The officer in command of the firing chest. He advanced with beating heart towels!”
Freddy Gebhart, as a sensation, has some­
ful. The power for the factories is in party interposed and said, “It cannot
“My dear friends—ladies and gentle­ what subsided.
and threw up the lid.
part from steam and in part from a very be so, senor.”
“Why, pop, is this you!” cried the man—” called the auctioneer, but he was
singular and copious spring which gushes
“ Mother Swan’s Worm Syrup, ” for fever­
“Surely so trifling a request as this
too late. The man marched out, head
from the mountain side, in volume need not be refused,” Maximilian said, fair Imogene as she sprang up and | erect and shoulders up, and the wife ishness. restlessness,worms, constipation, taste­
ripped
her
bridal
dress
dear
down
the
less. 25c.
about a cubic metre of water per second. gently.
4.
, followed with her finger in her mouth
back.
Passing beneath a lofty aqueduct, we
Dr. J. C. Ridler, J efferson C ity , M o .,
One of the Mexican geuerals sitting
“Yes,(this is me!” growled the old ! and a’coy, pleased look on her face.
say«: “ Persons who u e Brown s Iron Bitters
are soon at Queretaro—situated in the on his horse a few paces away waved
always sp.ak well of it. I think it a good
midst of a rather dreary landscajie, but his hand in token of assent, and it was man, “and what the jimcraeks are you
Too M uch T imber . —“Well, what’s medicine?’
doing here?”
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a cleanly, well-built town, with pretty so arranged.
matter
now?
”
asked
Simpkins
’
the
“Hiding from Sam.”
Dujardin's Life Essence cures neuralgia and THE ATTENTION OF HOUSEKEEPflM
churches and shady plazas. One may
■ the public in general is cadetl to the fwlo«
wife
as
he
staggered
in
about
3
o
’
clock
When they had taken their place,
“I’m a tarnal mind to box your ears,
nervous headache.
uow be very decently lodged here, for Maximilian made a few quiet, unaffected
fkri'9 •
. .. .
in the morning.
The value of Baking Powder is determined if!
bigas
you
are!
Here
you
’
ve
raised
a
Mexico, at the new hotel. Ferro Carril remarks. It was the lot of men in his
That Husband of Mine is three times the amount of gas it conti.lns and the freedom cf the«
“Well, (hic)an’ ’e said: ‘Putsh stick
regular
city
convention
all
over
the
from anv injurious ingredients. The GIA
(Railroad House), where there is a jollv station in life, he said, to either live for
in ’m so (hie)—soda. So I saysh: man he was before he began using Wells’ de
BAKING ro\VDEIl is al < ’iutely pure, ar.d mb
old landlord who really exerts himself the good of the people, or to be mar­ house, spoilt a dress which cost me $14 'I’utsh stick in mine.’ Then I gesli—” Health Renewer.
about one-quarter more gas than any brand of M
with
the
making,
upset
your
mother,
’’owder in use on this Ccust. Three cans of GU
(a most unusual thing in this country) tyrs ; that he had wished well to Mexico,
“Well, I guess,” remarked Mrs.
Samaritan Nervine is a certain cure for BAKING POWDER are equal to four cans of acy«
and Heart old Mrs. Spigot into a fit.!”
to make his guests comfortable.
spasms. It is a charming aperient too.
brand. Study economy and use none other. I<
and that he earnestly hoped that his
Simpkins,
laying
considerable
stress
on
“I’lease, pop, I----- ”
grocer will furnish you with a sample can free, u!
It was here in Queretaro that the un­ blood would be the last blood shed in
“You git!
Drap yourself through the personal pronoun, “that he put a
fortunate Emperor Maximilian made his civil dissensions.
whole
cord
of
wood
in
your
soda,
and
THE
GREAT
GERMAN
FACTS.
that trap-hole, skip down there, and
last stand against the patriotic army un­
S ax F rancisco , Mr 13.¡A
A few doubhxins still remained in his tell the crowd that you don’t know beans that it all went to your head.” And
REMEDY
der Juarez. The town still bears marks purse; he handed it to the officer and
BOTHIN MANUFACTRUNU C .
when Simpkins woke up the next morn­
when
the
bag
’
s
untied.
”
G
entlemen
:
The
sample
of GIANT
of the final bombardment. Deserted by asked him to distribute them to the sol­
ing he thought so to.
DER you handed me, also samples of the wLci
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the French, who had placed on the diers of the firing party—“To the poor
brands
of
Baking
Powders
pur« hased l y weaj
WOMAN S WOHK IN A MINE
mark'.t. I *..<■<• ur.-.l fc total quantity a4”*
Relieves and cures
throne of Mexico by force of arms, the fellows who have this last disagreeable
• In a family where the best harmony
gas.
with
results
as
fellows
:
l-'ifty females employed in the Mint does not prevail, the couple try all the
poor fellow bail still a great many warm dutv to perform for me.”
RHEUMATISM, GIANT ]>j eul.lc ir." i”T ounceavc:rf|l
at San Francisco are called adjusters, I same to make the outside world believe
friends, endeared to him personally as
Neuralgia,
He then plac id a handkerchief over liis
j ROYAL. 139 cubic inriiv.«. ____ _
well as from hopes of political advance­ beard that it might not lie burned by ami their ;av is $2.75 a day. counting that all is lovely therein. “Mv husband
Sciatica, Lumbago,
w
ek
days
and
all
holidays
but
Sundays.
1 xew ENGLAND, j 10 cubic inche*
ment.
■BACKACHE,
and 1,” simpered the lady the other day,
the powder; for tile squad had been or­
I PIONEFILlOT^ulJc^ntb'-S.
HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE.
In Miranion, Mexia and Mendez, he dered to stand very close, within six _r Tbeir hours are from eight o'clock in “intend to have ourselves painted to­
possessed three able and devoted officers eight feet. This was his last act lie- the morning until four in the afternoon, gether for the next salon.” “By a bat­
GOLDEN GAT?:, F • ’ "• inch««.
SORE THROAT.
—all Mexicans. Mendez was shot as tore receiving the fatal discharge. All with the exception of Saturdays, when tle painter?” sneeringly asked one of
QUINSY, SWELLINGS. 1 DR. I'lt 11 E’N. 9Q < ubic inches.
they
eease
at
two
o'clock.
These
ad
­
MPRAIN«.
soon as taken, by order of the patriot three met their fate bravely and decent­
her friends, who was acquainted with
Yours, respcctbiUy,
So.?ne$s. Cuts. Bruises.
THO'LW PRICE, C»»
general. They stood him up against ly ; and they suffered greatly. The first justers occupy two large rooms on the the affairs of the happy family.
second
floor
of
the
Mint.
One
is
used
FROSTBITES.
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the wall of the square, next the railway fire was not fatal and had to be repeated.
SXN 1'KbNCWC'S I -
for the adjusting of silver and the other
UC IBNK. KCAI.DS,
An English poet has written what he
II. Î1 BOTHIN, President Eothin Alaiiuj^wj
station, and shot him in the back, for a
The adobe wall has crumbled away;
And nil other bodily aches
D ear Six: After a careful enJ
traitor to his country. He resisted to but pits for three black crosses have for that of gold. The floors arecarjieted calls “An Epic of Hades.” He ought
and pains.
analysis of a can of GIANT FAKi-Nl«
and
each
lady
has
a
marble-top
table,
a
to study his subject on the spot.
chased by us in open market, we nnd taw
the last, and kept turning round, crying been excavated on the spot where they
Firn CENTS A BOTTLE.
contain autun, acid phosphate, terra
,
--------- ... -
Sold by all Druggist* and
out, “Shoot me in the breast' I am no Ht<HHl. Some time, perhaps a more lie­ pair of scales, ami a fine, delicate file.
furious shbstances, but iv a pure,
Dealers. Directions in 1«
Before the gold is turned over to them
A HIGH OPINION.
Tartar Baking Powder, and as such can r*
traitor!”
fitting monument may be reared on the
languages.
¿6
to consumers.
Yours, respectfullv.
M iramon and Mexia were imprisoned sierra de las campanas, commemora­ to la* adjusted it goes through the pro.
The Charles A. Vogeler Co.
Capt. John J. Dawson, late of the British
v,’M. T. WEN/»
(SuMeMOf* to A VtKiElXR ft CO.)
for some months along with Maximilian tive of this peculiarly tragic and pathetic cess of lieing rolled, annealed, cut and Army, residing on Ixjve street, between Man-
We concur :
a ». a . vï .»
Baltimore. Md.. C. S. A.
I devilJe and Spain, this city, says he used St.
washed.
They
then
take
it
in
a
state
R.
B
svkrlt
C
ole
,
M.
D.
in an old convent, and finally executed episode of nineteenth-century history.
'i ciT*«r.
Jacob's Oil with the greatest possible advan­
L. M babbb , BLD., 1
called
“
blanks,
”
that
is,
j>erfeetly
with him in 18t!7.
A lfred ’»V. 1‘ erry , M. D. ) ! '.L.u^racf iw
when afflicted with rheumatism.—New
HUMORS OF THE DAY *
smooth, and the weighing is done. It i tage
W. A. D oi glass , M. D. ? ■ s*nF?S’2j
Orleans Tunes-Democrat.
The people here spoke of Maximilian
I
Beard« H*
A ug . A lers , M. D.
is
weighed
to
see
if
each
piece
be
of
as a good-hearted and kindly man, but
A conversation that ma did not hear: standard weight, which must be of
Howard Kretschmer, the sculptor, is making
MANITFACTURED BY TIIS
weuk in character. They say that the “l’a, I was reading to-day where it says
a bust of General Sheridan.
Bions, Falling
patriotic leaders did not really wish to that a woman's tongue is her sword.” 412’„ grains for a silver dollar, a slight
BOTHIN
MANUFACTURING
Sickness,
StVitui
shed his blood, and that he might have “Yes, my son; and just think of all the discrepancy being allowed on either
To cure a sore throat, gorgle with I’iso’sl’ure
17 AMD 19 Mux S t ., SAS Fi..isc:so
Dance, Alcohol-
•scaped his hard fate, hail lie been will­ nations that have been put to the sw ord.” side. If a coin is found outside of the for Consumption. 25 cents.
ism. Opium Eat­
limit
after
being
weighed
by
an
adjuster,
tT
FOR
SALE BY ALL DEALEflS^
ing to go out of the country privately.
“Never mind, my voting kid, I’m go­
ing,
Sydney Smith,” the novelist, is a daughter
Senor Rubio paid seven thousand dollars ing up to see your mother about this.” it is returned; if too light it is con­ I of “ Charles
Lever.
Scrofula, Kings
out of his private purse to a company of “That’s all right,” yelled back the small demned, and must be remelted; if too
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Fill, Ugly Blood
soldiers to take him down to the coast boy, “you just go right along up there, heavy, it is filed to it» proper weight.
THROAT. BRONCHIAL.
Diseases, Dyspep
and put him aboard some vessel. Final­ l’a filled a man full of buckshot the This is the ladies' work, and an inter­ And Lung Disease.« a specialty. Send two
sia. Nervousness,
esting sight it is to watch the small •tonq* for large treatise giving self-treatment.
ly, on the night before his execution, other day for going to see my ma.”
LS'u’Z:
Headache,
white lingers deftly handling the shining Address W orld ’ s D ispensary M edical A s ­
everything was “fixed” with the guards
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Rheumatism,
At an entertainment held recently in pieces. A room near the adjusting sociation , Buffalo, N. Y.
an<l their officers for his tveape, and a
JVenw/s H eakness, Brain Worry. Blood Sorts,
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Biliousness. Costiveness, Nervous Prostration,
priest sent to him to acquaint him with London, it is said that the Princess of room has been set aside for the ladies,
George W. Cable, the novelist, will soon re­
TORPID BOWELS-
Kidney Troubles and Irregularities. $1.50.
of
Wales
wore
the
plainest
dress
of
any
who
use
it
as
a
lunch
room
:
two
long
sume his public readings.
the fact.
,
. *ainole TcMibiioninl<*.
DISORDERED L1’6’1
the
ladies
present.
She
displayed
ex-
tables
are
provided,
and
a
janitresa
fur
­
Samaritan
Nervine
is
doing
wonders.
’
*
• But what of Miramon and Mexia?”
Why suffer longer from dysjiepsia, indiges­
and MALARIA.^,;,-
Dr. J. o. McLemoio, Alexander City, Ala
cellent gretd sense. It doesn’t look well nishes boiling water for making tea, and
he asked the messenger.
I reel it my duty to recommend it.”
tion, want of appetite, loss of strength, lack of
From these source« ax Ut
Dr. I). F. Laughlin. Clyde, Kansas
the diseases of the human J*
“Oh, they will lie shot fora certainty," for a wife to lie slashing arotind^in fine also keeps the place neat and clean. energy, malaria, inter.ittent fevers, etc.?
symptoms indicate their c^isteg.
It cured where physicians failed.”
clothes with her husband $3,000,000 in j Several of the ladies have been i n the Brown s Iron Bitters never fail to cure these
was the reply.
Appetite, Bowel« costive, ® r#|o«
_
_
Rev. J. A. Edin. Beaver, Pa
diseases. They act like a charm on the diges­
Mint for several years.
orreeponJencv freely nn-were<!.'«,a
ache, fullness «iter eating» r
“Go back,” he said ; “I will accept debt.
tive organs, removing all dyspeptic symptoms,
Sold by all Aragghta.
(27-)
exertion of body or min‘ r, p
Miss 1>. had told the servant to sa v she !
no terms which do not include them.'’
such as belching, heartburn, biliousness, etc.
„
S. A. RICHMONDIED. CO., ST. JOSEPH. MO
of food, Irritability oft*®F|,d
“Oh, ves,” Mid the eldest Miss Remember it is the only iron preparation that
spirits, A feeling of h"rlwiring»11
The truth seems to have been that was unwell if any gentleman called, and
r : testiinoniais and circulars send stamp.
Culture nt table d'hote, the other even- will not blacken the teeth or give headache.
some dntr. Dizziness.*>n.-¿-e
when
tho
hell
rang
tbe
girl
met
the
vis-
Maximilian did not ut first realise his
Heart, Dots before the eye«*
0 ^>1?*
Th uh shaken iu or rd Irin.. < O%«TlPAW* gj
personal danger, having too much faith, I itor. “Is Miss B. in?” heasked. “Yes, ing, "I breakfasted yesterday with Mrs. Ask your druggist concerning its merits.
Brainwait
ar.d
we
enjoyed
a
delicious
man<l
rvmcdytn,rfT
!
mana
roe use of
oi a reu<«~>
—cr .pa
sir,
but
she
is
sick.
”
“
Ah,
indeed!
1
jierhaps, in “that divinity that doth
El
><:a"l<Ux-r on the the
Liver. AsaLlyerme'i*<: ^ic,01
Ihijardin's Life Essence conquers nervous de­
hedge about a king," and that, finally, hadn't beard it. What’s the matter?” repast—excellent coffee, zuperior bread bility, lose of mem-n\u.
Pri.LShavonpequai. Tlie„l r»n^
-----
Kidneys anil - P n is also 1"”®.^,^-s'
be acted from an exalted sense of honor. “I guess as how it must be you. sir, for and piscatorial globes done admirably." I
the
may pet be all knpuritlM through thesethr^ f
Dujardin's Life Essence makes the old feel
When lie received intelligence that she was well enough before you called.” “What?” asked her friend, “risca- young
freed from the malig­ rnaera nt the
again.
tori..!
globes,
”
repeated
the
Boston
miss.
nant vinui with Hoe- titc, sound digestion, regudir—•« rIt
the French army had been ordered from
Two San Francisco women are at law
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skin and a ricorousbo^v-
vigorou*
* * n0I t»»1’
tetur • Stomach Bit
Don't Miss It! Wells’ “ Rough on Rate ”
Mexico, he is said to have stamped on I about a wedding-dress, each claiming it; “And what under the sun are they?”
cans© no nausea or griping m
ten Protect the ay*, with daily work and are a
Al manic. Druggists, or mail for 2c. «tamp.
“
I
believe,
”
said
Miss
Culture,
drawing
r
the floor and to have exclaimed, “They and the testimony is no mixed that the
Jersey City.
*
tern ayainrt it with
leave me no choice betwixt death and Jndgp can’t tfoeid«. Let him try Solo­ herself up stiffly, “I believe uncultured
this
beneficent
anti-
them fish balls.”
If success be the true test of merit, it is a
mon’s scheme with the women and the people call
disgrace!”
•pasmndic. which is
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furthermore a »u-
settled fact that ’* Br >tni'g Branch oil Troches ”
The United States acted well and with baby. Let him threaten to spill a plate
Sreme remedy for
Married men have nothing to say in have no equal for the prompt relief of coughs,
”* complaint, con-
dignity in this affair; and its actions of soup or a dish of ice-cream on the disapproval of the “shingled bang.” ' colds and thrvut troubles. Sold only in boxes.
G1UT H air or w,nl’EL*iT»orfL
has done much to heal the breach be­ dress; the woman who screams and As a rule, a married man doesn't care l*rice 25 cento.
—
—
ty rheuaMiAmn. stantly to a Gtx>wr
1 T
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plication of tUU DTK.
,1.
tween the two republics, occasioned by calls him “a mean old thing” will lie what his wife does to her own hair ao
ortent vy expreaa
Dujardin's
Life
Eeeenee
positi
rely
cures
the real owner
tbe war of 1844.
long as she keeps her fingers out of his. j hysteria, and all nervous affections.
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Y amhill R eporter ,
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FOR PAIN
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