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I IT IS ASTONISHING ! Tbe French invasion of Mexico was an AN AUCTIONEER’S MISS. IN THE GARRET. outrage u|s>n both republics. It was marie . Juitthink of it! More than r. Soon after an auction store on Monroe What Physicians and their Patients at a time when the United States were Bottle, or Ammeo’e Cough Sv-iei A Bride who railed to Die iu the Old avenne had opened for business the »old at raUil in the Citv o f s J, “'1*« powerless to resist it, on account of the say regarding the wonderful A. V. R. Ranaa. Paaruzaz». Chest. forma, withia the tail two year/^' other morning an old farmer and his Civil War. Immediately after that war properties of wife dropped in and began inspecting was finished, our Government, through Doe. not that prove that th.», »k . ÜUM1 KaamriLLX. The auctioneer thereupon Secretary Seward, dispatched a note to The fair Imogene D’Eustig had been goods. used it buy >t again, and recouun.,, i Y“ *»'i friend., and that ie what w. c£ui I the French Knqieror, giving him, in plain wedded to the knightly Sam Higgins. mounted his box ami began : lieet remedy in the world fur ' c,™ »-th “ Ladies and gentlemen, I desire to The Great French Nerve Tonic. terms, six months to withdraw his The clergyman had been handed $2 in BETTER THAN GOLD and that it i. rapidly Incoming ki, call your attention to this sample pair forces from Mexico. The Napoleonic • • • I could not work half so well with preciated, in .pile of opposition Better than grandeur, better than gold, cash to pay for the splicing, the guests of suspenders. Who starts them at fox <lid not need a second invitation; out it. It has given me back the mental and tore and drugguta? And thia i, Than rank and titles a thousand fold, hue been created without anv i“’’“* «k and his unfortunate ally, the Austrian ' were filling themselves up with eatables, fifteen cents?” Is a healthy body and a mind at ease “Did you hear him call me a lady?” physical force of youth. My ideas are clearer, tieing. or publiehing teetiiuenia’. hi 1J'* And simple pleasures that always please; Grand Duke, was abandoned to the ten | and everything was sliding along as and my sleep more refreshing. I have already to our knowledge that certain i.l». m*** A heait that can feel for another's woe. whispered the woman to her old man. der mercies of the Mexicans. druggietz work againet and i smoothly as a eider-mill sailing down on With sympathies large enough to enfold taken two bottlas. “ And he called me a gentleman! ” reputation of thia medicine. If.j lnj“n'h As speedily as possible, the various All men as brothers, is better than gold. R ev . J. M. B ull , Winona. wauta to sell you «oinethiug he a French garrisons were withdrawn from a spring freshet, when all at once the replied the husband aH he grinned his at the exf^nee of a few cent., or Better than gold is a conscience clear, delight. the different States and cities, and con bride was missing. GVX.SHOr WOUNDS. medicine main which there ia’a lae-. |l*1,u Though toiling for bread in an humble sphere, “Who says fifteen cents to start'em M axtink & Co.: centrated at the city of Mexico. From Her newly-found husband looked un. a physician, he wishes vou t.. ecu., t p1,11 Doubly b'e.-s?,d with content anil health. going? Who says? Who says? You Gentlemm — I am much gratified with the ac this point they sallied forth, one fine der the table, but she was not there. pay for a prescription, Instead of biviro J*1 Untired by the lusts ami cares of wealth, it can’t buy ’em anywhere else in the tion of your Life Essence. I am suffering tie of Ainmen s (’..ugh Syrup. Lowly living and l«»fty thought morning, with banners flying and drums The guests separated to search. world for half a dollar! Ikin’t want ’em I greatly with gun-shot wounds and a broken pie facts iu th- case are, that we h./.ii 1* Adorn and ennoble a poor man’s cot. beating, to march down to ttie coast at lieve we have the I »-st remedy iu th- , J?? i Formiud and morals in nature's plan Vera Cruz. The Mexicans stood in their Some looked down the well, others down eh? Very well; here’a a hat which hip; infs I am an epitome of injuries. With colds, cough, ami lung complaint, j, ''' Are the genuine tests of a gentleman. doors and hooted them out of town. cellar, others in the hen-coop, and was never made for less than seventy this there is a great deal of aenous irritability, hereby make tin.offer: We willp,'v,, Better than gold is the rweet repose During the period of occupation, they smoke-house, and behind the pig-pen. cents. Who starts it a. a quarter—a mit altogether calculated to make home happy. ill gold coin to any physician, o/ liJg, IT" Of the sons of toil when the labors clog»?, quarter—a quarter? Ladies and gen I am also troubled with iluplatMU and loss iciana, to any druggist or combiuati ij'ff had ransacked Mexico thoroughly, from No Imogene. Better than gold is the poor man’s sleep, gists, who will furnish u. a prescription Teliauntepec to Chihauhau, and taught Anil the balm that drop« on his slumbers deep, '.ippftile, vr Tather was until I commenced as an efficacious and safe fsmil/retuX , 'I hen some said that she had been tlemen, who bids?” Bring sleeping draughts on the dewy bed, “Called me a lady again!” cac\ the Mexicans mere tricks than they had ; abducted, while others scoffed at the iking Lite Kssence, since which time, when I other wolds, ami to put the .,ff„ ™ >2 11 Where luxury pillows its aching head, the woman as she nudged her husband. take It, I sleep better than for years, have a n .necan mistake, we challenge the w I. learned before in a hundred years. idea of a girl weighing 196 pounds and I The toiler simple opiate deems ..r invent a superior remedy “Yes, but he bore on pretty heavy better appetite and am not troubled with pal produce “We were bad enough before they having a scream which could be heard A shorter route to the land of dreams. mens! ough Syrup. Ask y.„lr ,|r,L> came,” the Mexicans naively say. “But two miles being carried off in broad when be said gentlemen,” replied tl.e pitation. My sexual system is entirely re- dealer for it; don t suffer yourself to U («'J Better than gold is a thinking mind, man. the French taught us new deviltries.” daylight. stored, and consequently have lo t my melan- or persuaded to try something else-trv it That in the realm of books can find “I guess he knows a lady when he cholly, luorooeue-’S, and suicidal tendency, anil ».■U*. then you will know ju£ Xt7t ¿2 Left with “no choice betwixt disgrace A detective was called in. He kjokod A treasure surpassing Australian ore. can tell your friends of it. It is f.,r ¡LT and death,” Maximilian seems to have at her old shawl, measured tbe length sees her!” she tartly remarked. And live with the great ami food of yore. I feel a return of mental and physical force the larger druggists and dealer- on th- pji The sage’s lore and the poet's lay, “Perhaps lie does, and perhaps it’s and strength, that I never anticipated. deliberately chosen the latter—despite of her shoes, anil decided that it was a Coast and everywhere. I The glories of empires passed away; the efforts of his friends and the en mysterious affair. He would take the all soft soap. Don't be stuck up.” Youre very truly. The world’s great dream will thus unfold “ Or, perhaps vou want a watch, ” treaties of his heroic wife. Mr. Seward A BEAUTIFULCHBISTMiS GIFT A.:.ToN llaliDts, M. D. case if desired, but would not promise And yield a pleasure better than gold. TheCALliruKSiA SofVBMK, a cvllectiiij is known to have recommended that his any satisfactory solution under a year continued the auctioneer. “Let me Better than gold is a peaceful lv»me SH K > NERVOUS SYSTZJL show you a reliable time-keeper which life be spared. Juarez replied, “A and a half. original poem, of aantiment and affwii..¿J Where all the fireside characters come, artine & '**.: great and powerful nation, like the I The fair Imogene's father hadn't cost $8 by the dozen. Who starts it at M </tnts The shrine of love, the heaven of ife, My wife, two years ago, fell with gautly illustrated and bordered-with United States, can afford to be merciful; I betrayed much excitement up to tins $4 ? Ladies and gentlemen, let me hear such violence that her spinal coni was injured, combining the daintinem of a Chriit:!:aecij Hallowed by mother or sister or wife. However humble the home may be, with great shock and concussion of the nervous Mexico is too poor and weak.” point. The wedding feast was the first a bid?” with permanence of a gift book. It h >« Dr tried by sorrow with heaven's decree, “That’s three times he has called me system, evidenced after her recovery from the such a gift as every one wishes to’nuke.3 The place of execution it a dreary lit square meal he had tackled for six The blessings that never were bought or sold first violent symptoms by a weakness that re a lady, ” grinned the woman. “ I ’ ve tle hill, sparsely covered with thorn over 5,000 have already been sold. ’ months, and he wanted to fill up before And centre there are better than gold. quired frequent rest in l>ed, by peevishness, Put up id envelope, with pjst-'pnfator »J scrub and prickly pear, and strewn with giving way to emotion. He was now alluo told yer I was iust as much a lady restlessness, and often a semi-spasmodic condi —[Father Ryan. tion. She could not walk without constant mailed to any address. Price, 81,00. ’ rusty brown vulcanic stones. They call full. He turned around upon the ex. as if I lived in the city.” J ames T. W hits I ( fear or falling. Spite of the efforts of experi “He’s soft-soaping.” •TWAS EVE. it the tierrade las campanas, the hill cited and distressed guests, commanded enced physicians, she grew no better, until I Bookselleis, 23 Dupont street, San Fns2J of the bells , ’ it is not quite a mile out them to hush their hullabaloo, and dis. “I don't believe it.” lost hope, and looked for her deat h as her only When Adam from his sleep awoke, P. T. Barnum never owned a political ei* of Queretaro. The three doomed men appeared up stairs. “Of course he is. Have you got re’ief. Ready to grasp at anything that prom A radiant creature met his eyes; help, I bought a bottle of IJfe Essence, phant. Whose beauty on his vision broke were taken from the convent, which had When the coy Imogene slipped away silks and jewelry and white hands and ised and gave regularly. She is now, after five As break« the morn ’neath the tropic skies. served as their prison, out to this deso Sick and bilious headache, and all ¿tn« from the feast it was to see if her hus a gay bonnet? You ain’t no lady, and weeks, steadily improving, can stoop to the late spot, in three of the public coaches. band would miss and follow her. She you orter know it!” With wonder Adam st ><»<1 transfixed— floor and pick up a pin wilh certainty of bal ments of stomach and bowels, curedbyh) Another day had just begun— A priest accompanied Maximilian. slid up stairs, mounted to the garret, “Then you ain’t no gentleman!” ance, walks firmly, and gives promise of full Pierce's “ Pellets ” -or anti-Hlious uaiit 25 cent« a vial. N g cheap boxes to allow w<l She crossed his vi.-ion just betwixt Respectfully, The spectators tell some rather pathetic and after brushing the cobwebs off her “Yes, I am! He bore on when he recovery. of virtues. By druggists. The dawn and rising of the sun. A. D owning , Los Angeles. incidents of the morning. The priest nose she advanced to tbe big blue chest said it. He said ladies just because --------------- > a *» - -------------- - became so affected that he fainted. Tak “’Tis morn,” said he, “in human guise; Mr. Villard is very kind to hisoldkqj in the corner. This chest had been that begins the sentence.” SA.N FRANCISCO HEARD FROM- Fair morn, my homage, pray receive.” which have served him faithfully. ing a bottle of smelling-salts from liis made to hold her father’s Government “So you don't want a watch?” The vision blushed, cast down her eyes, JUS. — - ______ j_______ - . one °f B. Lefevre, 401 Kearny street, , - S - F., Sec. Chandler likes to plow the raging nuii pocket, Maximilian kindly assisted to queried the man on the box. “ All bonds, and was hooped with iron and An<l said, “I am not Morn, but Eve.” oldest and best known druggists on the revive him. From some cause the door provided with a spring lock, which right—all right. What you don't want the Pacific Coast says: “I have Bold over twelve “ Samaritan Nervine is a never failingim of his coach stuck fast; he stepped never cost less than a dollar. Her don’t buy. Here's a bankrupt stock of dozen of Dr. Kogers’ Heart Tonic in he past dy,” writes Rev. J. T. Etter, of New Gina lightly out through the panel, having mission was to hide in the chest and see table linen, and over there is a box of six months, and it is doing all that is claimed Wis. A TH AGIC EPISODE. Some of the best physicians in the city lowered the glass drop. if her husband would be soft enough to cow-hide hoots at your own price. for it. prescribing it and speak of it in the high It will well pay the tourist in Mexico l)r. N. S. Ruggles. M arion , M ass , su The entire patriot army was drawn climb up there and throw up the lid and Will the lady step this way while the are est terms, ami from ths cures affected under tdbqiend a day at Queretaro, thought by up, on and around the hill; anil a wall “ I recommend Brown’s Iron Bitten» a 4 man examines the boots?” my own observation I can recommenn it for call peek-a-boo. As the reader knows, ued tonic for enriching the blood and removis many to be the prettiest city in the re of adobes bad been laid up behind “There, there,” grasped the woman. heart disease of any kind.-’ lie wasn’t the man to catch on. all dyspeptic symptoms. It doe» not hurt th public. -------------- •-•••-.---------------- where the unfortunate men were to stand, | “He means me, and he called me a teeth.” Tbe old man D ’ Eustis walked up Six miles below the town, the new line to receive tlie bullets of the firing party. For a cough or cold there is no remedy equal — ■ ■ ■ — ♦ -------- ■' — I lady!” to Ammen's Cough Syrup. of the Mexican Central Railway passes It was so arranged that Maximilian stairs anil made bis way to tbe garret Dujardin's Life Essence is the remedy ft “Yes, and bust his pictur’ he called --------------- - ------- ------ --------- through the same trap-door the bride the overworked brain. through a perfect little paradise of a should stand in the centre; and the wall me a man!” growled tbe husband. Gen. Basil Dukes’s 14-year-old daughter is a valley—a leafy, green garden—along a had been built a little higher there, he had used. He thought she might be musical pr odigy. _____________ “ Susan, come along! ” small river, with high, rocky, barren lieing the tallest of the three. But up there to take a last farewell look at “Where to?” TWO-THIRDS OF A BOTTLE CURES. mountains on each side. Amidst the when they got out, Maximilian said to tbe bunches of catnip, moldy school “Out of this!” books and broken spinning-wheels. He trees there is a considerable city, half Mira mon: Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.: Dear | “ Oh, no! ” could not see her. He called aloud, but Sir -I have been taking your “ Favorite Pre hidden; and soon we pass three or four “You shall have the post of honor, the whistle of the tug on the river was “You jog! If you don’t come along scription ” for “ female weakness.” Before I eotton factories. general; you shall stand at the centre the only answer. He turned to go, but ' you'll foot it home! When an auc had taken it two days I b- gan to feel sironger. This is the seat of Senor Rubio’s at and I at your left.” something whispered to him that per tioneer begins to soft-soap a gentleman’s I have taken but two-thirds of a bottle and be tempt to manufacture cotton in Mexico. And half-playfuily, half-affectionately, haps he might find a plug of tobacco or I old woman and insult the gentleman lieve I am cured. Gratefully, M ns. H. C. L ove i t , Watseka, Ill. As yet the industry is an experiment, he placed Mirainon in the middle. a bottle of stomach bitters in the old j himself it’s time to go, towels or no but bids fair to be moderately success The officer in command of the firing chest. He advanced with beating heart towels!” Freddy Gebhart, as a sensation, has some ful. The power for the factories is in party interposed and said, “It cannot “My dear friends—ladies and gentle what subsided. and threw up the lid. part from steam and in part from a very be so, senor.” “Why, pop, is this you!” cried the man—” called the auctioneer, but he was singular and copious spring which gushes “ Mother Swan’s Worm Syrup, ” for fever “Surely so trifling a request as this too late. The man marched out, head from the mountain side, in volume need not be refused,” Maximilian said, fair Imogene as she sprang up and | erect and shoulders up, and the wife ishness. restlessness,worms, constipation, taste ripped her bridal dress dear down the less. 25c. about a cubic metre of water per second. gently. 4. , followed with her finger in her mouth back. Passing beneath a lofty aqueduct, we Dr. J. C. Ridler, J efferson C ity , M o ., One of the Mexican geuerals sitting “Yes,(this is me!” growled the old ! and a’coy, pleased look on her face. say«: “ Persons who u e Brown s Iron Bitters are soon at Queretaro—situated in the on his horse a few paces away waved always sp.ak well of it. I think it a good midst of a rather dreary landscajie, but his hand in token of assent, and it was man, “and what the jimcraeks are you Too M uch T imber . —“Well, what’s medicine?’ doing here?” --------------- ---------------------- a cleanly, well-built town, with pretty so arranged. matter now? ” asked Simpkins ’ the “Hiding from Sam.” Dujardin's Life Essence cures neuralgia and THE ATTENTION OF HOUSEKEEPflM churches and shady plazas. One may ■ the public in general is cadetl to the fwlo« wife as he staggered in about 3 o ’ clock When they had taken their place, “I’m a tarnal mind to box your ears, nervous headache. uow be very decently lodged here, for Maximilian made a few quiet, unaffected fkri'9 • . .. . in the morning. The value of Baking Powder is determined if! bigas you are! Here you ’ ve raised a Mexico, at the new hotel. Ferro Carril remarks. It was the lot of men in his That Husband of Mine is three times the amount of gas it conti.lns and the freedom cf the« “Well, (hic)an’ ’e said: ‘Putsh stick regular city convention all over the from anv injurious ingredients. The GIA (Railroad House), where there is a jollv station in life, he said, to either live for in ’m so (hie)—soda. So I saysh: man he was before he began using Wells’ de BAKING ro\VDEIl is al < ’iutely pure, ar.d mb old landlord who really exerts himself the good of the people, or to be mar house, spoilt a dress which cost me $14 'I’utsh stick in mine.’ Then I gesli—” Health Renewer. about one-quarter more gas than any brand of M with the making, upset your mother, ’’owder in use on this Ccust. Three cans of GU (a most unusual thing in this country) tyrs ; that he had wished well to Mexico, “Well, I guess,” remarked Mrs. Samaritan Nervine is a certain cure for BAKING POWDER are equal to four cans of acy« and Heart old Mrs. Spigot into a fit.!” to make his guests comfortable. spasms. It is a charming aperient too. brand. Study economy and use none other. I< and that he earnestly hoped that his Simpkins, laying considerable stress on “I’lease, pop, I----- ” grocer will furnish you with a sample can free, u! It was here in Queretaro that the un blood would be the last blood shed in “You git! Drap yourself through the personal pronoun, “that he put a fortunate Emperor Maximilian made his civil dissensions. whole cord of wood in your soda, and THE GREAT GERMAN FACTS. that trap-hole, skip down there, and last stand against the patriotic army un S ax F rancisco , Mr 13.¡A A few doubhxins still remained in his tell the crowd that you don’t know beans that it all went to your head.” And REMEDY der Juarez. The town still bears marks purse; he handed it to the officer and BOTHIN MANUFACTRUNU C . when Simpkins woke up the next morn when the bag ’ s untied. ” G entlemen : The sample of GIANT of the final bombardment. Deserted by asked him to distribute them to the sol ing he thought so to. DER you handed me, also samples of the wLci —-------- -------------- the French, who had placed on the diers of the firing party—“To the poor brands of Baking Powders pur« hased l y weaj WOMAN S WOHK IN A MINE mark'.t. I *..<■<• ur.-.l fc total quantity a4”* Relieves and cures throne of Mexico by force of arms, the fellows who have this last disagreeable • In a family where the best harmony gas. with results as fellows : l-'ifty females employed in the Mint does not prevail, the couple try all the poor fellow bail still a great many warm dutv to perform for me.” RHEUMATISM, GIANT ]>j eul.lc ir." i”T ounceavc:rf|l at San Francisco are called adjusters, I same to make the outside world believe friends, endeared to him personally as Neuralgia, He then plac id a handkerchief over liis j ROYAL. 139 cubic inriiv.«. ____ _ well as from hopes of political advance beard that it might not lie burned by ami their ;av is $2.75 a day. counting that all is lovely therein. “Mv husband Sciatica, Lumbago, w ek days and all holidays but Sundays. 1 xew ENGLAND, j 10 cubic inche* ment. ■BACKACHE, and 1,” simpered the lady the other day, the powder; for tile squad had been or I PIONEFILlOT^ulJc^ntb'-S. HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE. In Miranion, Mexia and Mendez, he dered to stand very close, within six _r Tbeir hours are from eight o'clock in “intend to have ourselves painted to possessed three able and devoted officers eight feet. This was his last act lie- the morning until four in the afternoon, gether for the next salon.” “By a bat GOLDEN GAT?:, F • ’ "• inch««. SORE THROAT. —all Mexicans. Mendez was shot as tore receiving the fatal discharge. All with the exception of Saturdays, when tle painter?” sneeringly asked one of QUINSY, SWELLINGS. 1 DR. I'lt 11 E’N. 9Q < ubic inches. they eease at two o'clock. These ad MPRAIN«. soon as taken, by order of the patriot three met their fate bravely and decent her friends, who was acquainted with Yours, respcctbiUy, So.?ne$s. Cuts. Bruises. THO'LW PRICE, C»» general. They stood him up against ly ; and they suffered greatly. The first justers occupy two large rooms on the the affairs of the happy family. second floor of the Mint. One is used FROSTBITES. ---------- ---------------- the wall of the square, next the railway fire was not fatal and had to be repeated. SXN 1'KbNCWC'S I - for the adjusting of silver and the other UC IBNK. KCAI.DS, An English poet has written what he II. Î1 BOTHIN, President Eothin Alaiiuj^wj station, and shot him in the back, for a The adobe wall has crumbled away; And nil other bodily aches D ear Six: After a careful enJ traitor to his country. He resisted to but pits for three black crosses have for that of gold. The floors arecarjieted calls “An Epic of Hades.” He ought and pains. analysis of a can of GIANT FAKi-Nl« and each lady has a marble-top table, a to study his subject on the spot. chased by us in open market, we nnd taw the last, and kept turning round, crying been excavated on the spot where they Firn CENTS A BOTTLE. contain autun, acid phosphate, terra , --------- ... - Sold by all Druggist* and out, “Shoot me in the breast' I am no Ht<HHl. Some time, perhaps a more lie pair of scales, ami a fine, delicate file. furious shbstances, but iv a pure, Dealers. Directions in 1« Before the gold is turned over to them A HIGH OPINION. Tartar Baking Powder, and as such can r* traitor!” fitting monument may be reared on the languages. ¿6 to consumers. Yours, respectfullv. M iramon and Mexia were imprisoned sierra de las campanas, commemora to la* adjusted it goes through the pro. The Charles A. Vogeler Co. Capt. John J. Dawson, late of the British v,’M. T. WEN/» (SuMeMOf* to A VtKiElXR ft CO.) for some months along with Maximilian tive of this peculiarly tragic and pathetic cess of lieing rolled, annealed, cut and Army, residing on Ixjve street, between Man- We concur : a ». a . vï .» Baltimore. Md.. C. S. A. I devilJe and Spain, this city, says he used St. washed. They then take it in a state R. B svkrlt C ole , M. D. in an old convent, and finally executed episode of nineteenth-century history. 'i ciT*«r. Jacob's Oil with the greatest possible advan L. M babbb , BLD., 1 called “ blanks, ” that is, j>erfeetly with him in 18t!7. A lfred ’»V. 1‘ erry , M. D. ) ! '.L.u^racf iw when afflicted with rheumatism.—New HUMORS OF THE DAY * smooth, and the weighing is done. It i tage W. A. D oi glass , M. D. ? ■ s*nF?S’2j Orleans Tunes-Democrat. The people here spoke of Maximilian I Beard« H* A ug . A lers , M. D. is weighed to see if each piece be of as a good-hearted and kindly man, but A conversation that ma did not hear: standard weight, which must be of Howard Kretschmer, the sculptor, is making MANITFACTURED BY TIIS weuk in character. They say that the “l’a, I was reading to-day where it says a bust of General Sheridan. Bions, Falling patriotic leaders did not really wish to that a woman's tongue is her sword.” 412’„ grains for a silver dollar, a slight BOTHIN MANUFACTURING Sickness, StVitui shed his blood, and that he might have “Yes, my son; and just think of all the discrepancy being allowed on either To cure a sore throat, gorgle with I’iso’sl’ure 17 AMD 19 Mux S t ., SAS Fi..isc:so Dance, Alcohol- •scaped his hard fate, hail lie been will nations that have been put to the sw ord.” side. If a coin is found outside of the for Consumption. 25 cents. ism. Opium Eat limit after being weighed by an adjuster, tT FOR SALE BY ALL DEALEflS^ ing to go out of the country privately. “Never mind, my voting kid, I’m go ing, Sydney Smith,” the novelist, is a daughter Senor Rubio paid seven thousand dollars ing up to see your mother about this.” it is returned; if too light it is con I of “ Charles Lever. Scrofula, Kings out of his private purse to a company of “That’s all right,” yelled back the small demned, and must be remelted; if too --------------- »>« - ------------ Fill, Ugly Blood soldiers to take him down to the coast boy, “you just go right along up there, heavy, it is filed to it» proper weight. THROAT. BRONCHIAL. Diseases, Dyspep and put him aboard some vessel. Final l’a filled a man full of buckshot the This is the ladies' work, and an inter And Lung Disease.« a specialty. Send two sia. Nervousness, esting sight it is to watch the small •tonq* for large treatise giving self-treatment. ly, on the night before his execution, other day for going to see my ma.” LS'u’Z: Headache, white lingers deftly handling the shining Address W orld ’ s D ispensary M edical A s everything was “fixed” with the guards ------------ T„ . Rheumatism, At an entertainment held recently in pieces. A room near the adjusting sociation , Buffalo, N. Y. an<l their officers for his tveape, and a JVenw/s H eakness, Brain Worry. Blood Sorts, ---------—------------------ Biliousness. Costiveness, Nervous Prostration, priest sent to him to acquaint him with London, it is said that the Princess of room has been set aside for the ladies, George W. Cable, the novelist, will soon re TORPID BOWELS- Kidney Troubles and Irregularities. $1.50. of Wales wore the plainest dress of any who use it as a lunch room : two long sume his public readings. the fact. , . *ainole TcMibiioninl<*. DISORDERED L1’6’1 the ladies present. She displayed ex- tables are provided, and a janitresa fur Samaritan Nervine is doing wonders. ’ * • But what of Miramon and Mexia?” Why suffer longer from dysjiepsia, indiges and MALARIA.^,;,- Dr. J. o. McLemoio, Alexander City, Ala cellent gretd sense. It doesn’t look well nishes boiling water for making tea, and he asked the messenger. I reel it my duty to recommend it.” tion, want of appetite, loss of strength, lack of From these source« ax Ut Dr. I). F. Laughlin. Clyde, Kansas the diseases of the human J* “Oh, they will lie shot fora certainty," for a wife to lie slashing arotind^in fine also keeps the place neat and clean. energy, malaria, inter.ittent fevers, etc.? symptoms indicate their c^isteg. It cured where physicians failed.” clothes with her husband $3,000,000 in j Several of the ladies have been i n the Brown s Iron Bitters never fail to cure these was the reply. Appetite, Bowel« costive, ® r#|o« _ _ Rev. J. A. Edin. Beaver, Pa diseases. They act like a charm on the diges Mint for several years. orreeponJencv freely nn-were<!.'«,a ache, fullness «iter eating» r “Go back,” he said ; “I will accept debt. tive organs, removing all dyspeptic symptoms, Sold by all Aragghta. (27-) exertion of body or min‘ r, p Miss 1>. had told the servant to sa v she ! no terms which do not include them.'’ such as belching, heartburn, biliousness, etc. „ S. A. RICHMONDIED. CO., ST. JOSEPH. MO of food, Irritability oft*®F|,d “Oh, ves,” Mid the eldest Miss Remember it is the only iron preparation that spirits, A feeling of h"rlwiring»11 The truth seems to have been that was unwell if any gentleman called, and r : testiinoniais and circulars send stamp. Culture nt table d'hote, the other even- will not blacken the teeth or give headache. some dntr. Dizziness.*>n.-¿-e when tho hell rang tbe girl met the vis- Maximilian did not ut first realise his Heart, Dots before the eye«* 0 ^>1?* Th uh shaken iu or rd Irin.. < O%«TlPAW* gj personal danger, having too much faith, I itor. “Is Miss B. in?” heasked. “Yes, ing, "I breakfasted yesterday with Mrs. Ask your druggist concerning its merits. Brainwait ar.d we enjoyed a delicious man<l rvmcdytn,rfT ! mana roe use of oi a reu<«~> —cr .pa sir, but she is sick. ” “ Ah, indeed! 1 jierhaps, in “that divinity that doth El ><:a"l<Ux-r on the the Liver. AsaLlyerme'i*<: ^ic,01 Ihijardin's Life Essence conquers nervous de hedge about a king," and that, finally, hadn't beard it. What’s the matter?” repast—excellent coffee, zuperior bread bility, lose of mem-n\u. Pri.LShavonpequai. Tlie„l r»n^ ----- Kidneys anil - P n is also 1"”®.^,^-s' be acted from an exalted sense of honor. “I guess as how it must be you. sir, for and piscatorial globes done admirably." I the may pet be all knpuritlM through thesethr^ f Dujardin's Life Essence makes the old feel When lie received intelligence that she was well enough before you called.” “What?” asked her friend, “risca- young freed from the malig rnaera nt the again. tori..! globes, ” repeated the Boston miss. nant vinui with Hoe- titc, sound digestion, regudir—•« rIt the French army had been ordered from Two San Francisco women are at law --------------- skin and a ricorousbo^v- vigorou* * * n0I t»»1’ tetur • Stomach Bit Don't Miss It! Wells’ “ Rough on Rate ” Mexico, he is said to have stamped on I about a wedding-dress, each claiming it; “And what under the sun are they?” cans© no nausea or griping m ten Protect the ay*, with daily work and are a Al manic. Druggists, or mail for 2c. «tamp. “ I believe, ” said Miss Culture, drawing r the floor and to have exclaimed, “They and the testimony is no mixed that the Jersey City. * tern ayainrt it with leave me no choice betwixt death and Jndgp can’t tfoeid«. Let him try Solo herself up stiffly, “I believe uncultured this beneficent anti- them fish balls.” If success be the true test of merit, it is a mon’s scheme with the women and the people call disgrace!” •pasmndic. which is — - - ---- --- — furthermore a »u- settled fact that ’* Br >tni'g Branch oil Troches ” The United States acted well and with baby. Let him threaten to spill a plate Sreme remedy for Married men have nothing to say in have no equal for the prompt relief of coughs, ”* complaint, con- dignity in this affair; and its actions of soup or a dish of ice-cream on the disapproval of the “shingled bang.” ' colds and thrvut troubles. Sold only in boxes. G1UT H air or w,nl’EL*iT»orfL has done much to heal the breach be dress; the woman who screams and As a rule, a married man doesn't care l*rice 25 cento. — — ty rheuaMiAmn. stantly to a Gtx>wr 1 T -—»». - ---- plication of tUU DTK. ,1. tween the two republics, occasioned by calls him “a mean old thing” will lie what his wife does to her own hair ao ortent vy expreaa Dujardin's Life Eeeenee positi rely cures the real owner tbe war of 1844. long as she keeps her fingers out of his. j hysteria, and all nervous affections. Tin I MAHAL IFlMFll»»^ Y amhill R eporter , DUJARDIN'S LIFE ESSENCE! GÎÂIi ¡POWDER FOR PAIN Ul Il iGiY NERVE TUTT'S PILLS I I £ Ml* n f| “ CUtlUTt* * I TUTTS HAIRL- I r TE“ £ -