raI scBNESJ)£CHILDH00D.
elineil to penitence, her appearance did
"BEAD HISTORY I IF
not betray the fact.
An amuscl smile and fills the air for a moment with a
LAUGHTER
A STARLING DISCOVERY
shower of silvery tongued echoes, and
expressed
that
in
her
opinion
he
was
It
is
considered
always proper and
Jajj iUhe light ,,f » knowledge since
then
steals
back
to
its
lair
in
the
heart
conducting himself after a very silly
to watch again for its prey.” How The Difl'erenoe Between a Hearty IakU(h commendable to advise young people to One That May Break Up All the Brewer-
and a Broad Grin.
I“’““- tbe wet’ fullgu* grewu fashion.
read and study history. When you see
tee In the Country.
different
from the kind of laugh of
“Mary,” he presently said, “your fa Prince Hoare,
a boy poring over Sinbaii or Aladdin, or
‘¿"then contracted that since have re-
a
friend
of
Haydon,
the
ther remarked some time since that he
The illusive character of language a girl devouring the last new novel, you
painter. This gentleman was a delicate,
St. Louis Republican: A genius in
duck jsind, the pigety close desired to see me upon business. Is he feeble-looking man, with a timid ex never shows itself so plainly as when can make them uncomfortable, and flat
gClUD*‘ *
at home to-day?”
Dakota has made a discovery that
ter
your
own
sens«-
of
self-importance
pression of face, ami when he laughed
'^itch where the »our siiielling house
“Oh,” she exclaimed, “why did you heartily he almost seemed to be crying. we make an effort to describe,some ami sujieriorty, by telling tliem to threw threatens to revolutionize the entire
not
tell
me
at
once
that
you
wished
to
dwelling, the foul barn-
It runs in families sometimes to distort common phenomena. Take, for in awav that trash ami read history. True, brewing trade of the world and render
see papa? I will go and find him.”
the
countenance in laughter. Mr. La- stance, laughter. Everybody, or nearly they have been given the same advice
■'^ne'thall all else that terrible well,
James stepped forward with words bouchere sja-aks of a family who laugh everybody laughs, and yet, to give an la-fore, they have heard it repeated over brewery property worthless. In short,
Jhe'olil oaken bucket, the mould crusted upon his lips to detain her. She appar
ami over, and they feel a sense of guilt he has established a brewery on four
a great deal, and who always shut their
¡Jtvered bucket that h'.mg in tho ently realized some necessity for haste, eyes when they do so. It is funny at exact definition of laughter would puzzle in not acting on it at once, and forever legs. The letter published below was
ami hurried through the doorway and the dinner table, when something witty thousands of intelligent people. Web throwing away their pernicious light received by Dr. H. E. Hoelke, the
well-
hall.
is said, to look around and see the ster says that laughter is “convulsive reading which makes them unhappy. chemist of Park and Mississippi avenues,
,. v nf it’ M<*»
the veaael that lifted
A servant presently informed him that same distortion on every face. There merriment, an expression of mirth pecu Still, the tale and the novel are so inter
l^uaUT 1 thank in the day# called to
Mr. Halstead was not then at home, but is not an eye left in the family. A trio
esting, the situations so thrilling and the and fully explains this extraordinary
liar to man, consisting in a peculiar heroes and the heroines so courageous phenomenon:
I knew what profersors and scieutiste was expected back liefore night.
of sisters is spoken of who show half an noise and configuration of feature with a
“Where is Miss Mary?”
and noble, that they follow them to the
Gary, Dak., Sept. 25, 1883.—Dr. II.
inch of pale pink gums when they laugh.
of wells by analysis Hud;
“
I
think
she
has
gone
upstairs.
”
In their presence, like Wendell Holmes, shaking of tlie sides and expulsion of close and then get other books of the E. Hoeke, St. Louis—Dear sir: In our
«till • of wosl fibre, the oxide of iron,
The girl left as Miss Halstead’s ad one " never dares to be as funny as one breath.” Would that give a perfect same kind and peruse them with the neighborhood lives a German farmer
r"»|gwr, the frog of unusual size;
vancing footsteps were heard. He was can,” for fear of seeing this appalling idea of what laughter is, to some heathen same earnestness and zdal, leaving your
¿er-iwpui-e as »he verses of Byron—
things I remember with team in my conscious of having felt uneasy when
advice unheeded. Then you should ask named Liebig who claims to have made
triple ot gums. A laugh is sometimes
ev»
she hurried away. So simple a thing as only a sneer. Diogenes, of tub notoriety, who had laughed, and had never seen yourself in an inquiring tone, in which a discovery which seems to me so re
any one laugh? If it would not, would regret and egotism are blended, why is markable that I have concluded to re
.tell the truth -though I shudder to the conveyance of her information by saw a great deal of this kind of laughter.
he be enlightened by Beattie’s statement
port to the press. He is engaged in
idered that water uncommonly clear; another person instead of herself flur. Some one said to him, “Many people as to the cause of laughter? “An un it tliat the youth of the present day will
ried
him
a
littie.
She
had
evidently
laugh at yon.” "But I,” he quickly common mixture of relation and con not read history? It is not necessary raising hops on a small farm, keeps
fteu at noon when 1 went there to
that you should know anything of history some cows, and seems to be doing well.
been glad of an excuse for leaving his replied, "am not laugheil down.”
, drink it,
.
trariety, exhibited, or supposed to be
presence, ami was not intending hr re
,„i„yed it SB much as I now enjoy beer.
The reader bene on laughable infor united, in the same assemblage.” If yourself to ask this question or give this He is quite a scientific man, and has a
Lzrdent I seized it, with hands that were turn.
His conscience was assisting mation may not lie aware that there is the heathen did not grasp this thought, advice—not at all—if it were, very few diploma from some big agricultural col
would lie in a position to so advise or in lege in Germany, the name of which I
It was not a kind of laughter peculiar to young
LSI to the mud-covered bottom it fell, these conclusions of his.
ix-rha,» he would see more dearly after
with its nitrates and nitrites; and her intention to endure any signs of in girls, especially suitable to the summer hearing the same author’s amplification quire, for in reality history is one of those have forgotten. His neighbors call him
dignation.
After all he had no real months. It goes like this: “Te-lie, of the idea. “Laughter,” he says, branches of learning which is much more the Latin farmer. This is what lie says:
¡th matter organic, it rose from the well, cause for anger against her.
te-he! Ha, ha, ha! Gh-h-h-h—ha, “arises from the view of two or more generally commended than studied, and Among his cows is one of English breed,
Now when he came that morning he ha, ha!” The directions are as fol. incongruous parts as circumstances, always has been. The majority of those the best milker in the lot. Some time
hiwl I but reckoned, in time to avoid them,
who pass for fairly educated people know ago the milk from her had a bitter
/(lancers that lurked in that pestilent ha«i found Mary tending some rose lows: A low and sly beginning is made
considered or united in one complex little more of its lessons than they do of taste and a brownish color, which
bushes,
and
wearing
a
sunbonnet.
On
with
the
te
—
he,
as
though
mirth
was
■ have tested , for organic germa und ii,!
object or assemblage, or as acquiring a
I
destroyed its removal, her dark hair hail appeared
struggling inside to break out through sort of mutual relation from the peculiar the mysteries of the Rosecr'icians, and rendered it totally unfit for use. This
slightly
rumpled.
Owing
to
his
per
maidenly reserve, and the mouth is manner in which the mind takes notice of those who have skimmed over a few gave him considerable distress and he
»•¡th totaas [lermanganato ere I had quaffed;
pages of a volume or two purporting to could not account *for it. Later on he
■ perchance, I have boiled it and afterward turbed state of miml, however, this had kept tight closed, while the eyes are
of them.” Now, surely, our heathen
■ «trained it,
escaped the gentleman's observation; opened wide, thus giving an expression will know how to laugh. What! Not be history, the knowledge they have thus discovered the cause of the trouble.
friireia'li filters of charcoal ami gravel com- nor did he notice a perceptible altera
of mingled demureness and mischievous yet! Then let old philosopher Hobbes acquired is of no more practical value He saw the animal coming out of the
I billed,
...
than the proverbial fifth wheel to the barn, where he has his hop-bins.
after distilling, condense, 1 anil regained it tion now, as she re-entered the room. ness. Then follows the Ha, ha, ha, put him on the right road; “Laughter
n |«>tabii-form, with its tilth left behind,
His face wore a look of relief as he iaeed higher and louder, with a parting of the is a sudden glory, arising from a sudden coach. It is not our intention to decry Evidently the cow bail fed on hops, and
her.
lips, to show the teeth, if they lie white conception of some eminenev in our the study of history, if we really have naturally the milk had acquired the
little I knew of the dread typhoid fever
“
I
thought
you
were
not
coming
and
regular, The Oh-h-li comes next selves, by comparison with the uniform anything worthy of the name. We rec objectionable taste. He commenced a
Jfhich lurked ill the water I ventured to
back.”
drink!
•
in a tone of surprise, reproof or artless ity of others, or with our own, for- ognize it as one of the ornamental series of experiments, the reasons for
branches necessary to a “finisheti educa which he gave me, and which seem
tiince I’ve liecome a devoted lieliever
“What must have been vonr opinion gaiety, according to the nature of the I | mally.”
In teachings of science, I shudder to think;
tion.” But what is its comparative quite plausible.
His argument was:
It would have thing laughed at, and the i voice rises
dues, far removed from the scenes I'm de- of me to think that?
practical value’’ To what real account If the food has such a direct influence
Laughter! ’tis the pair man’s plaster,
been pretty lieliavior truly, to go off into a pretty little scream, The ensu- I
I Bribing,
Covering up each oad «lisaster.
cas one young man in a million t»rn his on the taste and color of the milk, have
He atorv for warning to otlioia I tell,
and leave a guest awaiting me—rather ing cause covers a sudden sense
i
of the
Laughing, he forgets his troubles,
knowledge of l’ompey’s battles, Caesar’s we not the means at hand to give the
meiuoiy reverts to youthful imbibing,
awaiting some one.”
Her tone was impropriety of making so much
i
Which though real, seem but bubbles.
noise,
Lnd I’m sick at the thought of that horrible
conquests, the triumphs of Alexander, product any character we choose? He
Laughter! ’¿is a seal of Nature.
friendly
enough.
“
Did
Melanie
tell
the
eyes
are
cast
down,
and
a
blush
well,
or the hrilliani victories of Napoleon, evidently regards the animal economy
Laughter, whether loud or mute,
hl the old oaken bucket, that fungus-grown you that papa and mamma are visiting?” can in most instances be produced by
Tells the human kind from brute.
admitting that he is familiar with all of the cow as a sort of chemical labor
bucket,
“Oh, yes; I met them.”
holding the breath with the lungs very
Laughter! 'tie hope's living voice.
that has ever been written concerning atory. So he went to work to try to
Ju fact, the slop bucket that hung in the
Bidding us to make a choice,
He just recollected having received a fully inflated. The final Ha, ha, ha!
them? What less« ns of practical wis produce a drink similar to beer, and if
And to cull from the thorny bowers.
good
morning
from
them
on
bis
way
to
is
given
as
crescendo,
spiritedly
and
—[National Bottler’s Gazette.
Leaving thorns ami taking Howers.
dom cun the girl derive from studying his statements are true (as I believe) he
the farm.
He realized too, forcibly, without any show of restraint, like the
the lives of Dido, Cleopatra, Elizabeth succeeded completely.
We
have
ample
testimony
that
laugh
that he was in a dilemma. Something outbursting hilarity of an unconventional
OUR FRIENDS.
or Catherine, as they are presented by
He continued to feed hops, for which
that we very much dread generally de milkmaid. With a little alteration this ter is good. Douglas Jerold Hj«eaks of the ancient or modern historian? We she had a natural liking, then malt, and
I “glorious laughter, who taketli blood-
here are the friends of our former years,
velops to be not so bad after all.
laugh can be made to fit any mouth.
do not apprehend any danger from too and then corn. Grass and hay would
[he friends of long ago?
“Why «lid you ask?”—with a puzzled Laugh and be fat, sir, your penance is known, ! taking melancholy by the nose and much attention being given to this branch not do, because under it the liquid
e dear ones who shared out joys and fears,
'
maketh
it
grin
in
spite
of
itself.
”
Henry
They
tliat
love
mirth,
let
them
heartily
drink,
glance
at
him.
Then
she
laughed
a
lour weal, also our woe.
Giles advises us to laugh and grow fat. of study by the youth of either sex, resumed its natural milky character.
merry laugh that had something sooth 'Tisoidy the receipt to make sorrow sink.
ke chosen ones whose youth's hours fraught ing in it. “Oh, you poor man!
; “If you should grow exorbitantly fat by whether it is as the elder Walpole The product under this feeding was a
You
A NEW AIR-SHIP.
[With joys so quickly past!
laughing, laughing still will keep you thought, “nothing but lies,” or as turpid light-brown liquid with a sweet,
are always in trouble.”
L happy they, that we ne’er thought
I
in
healthy motion.” An anonymous Macaulay defined it, “philosophy teach slightly bitterish taste. Warm from the
A
special
dispatch
from
Bridgeport,
Her merriment lessened the difficulty.
[So soon would come—the last.
writer
says that “whether laughter ing by example.” It is a great deal cow he adds some yeast, sets it in a
Conn.,
says:
“
Charles
F.
Ritchel,
of
He began to explain.
he heart oft yearns for those cherished ones:
discovers
the gums of infancy or age, more extolled than read, and much more warm place, and lets it ferment. Tliis
this
city,
has
invented
a
ship
designed
“When I enquired if Mr. Halstead
|And prayer, with mem’ry blends:
the
grinders
of folly, or the pearls of commende«! than studied, and it is likely seems to generate a certain amount of
was at home, I forgot that I had seen to sail through the air. Mr. Ritchel
Lr holiest thoughts of long by-gonea
claims that it can be made to rise and beauty; whether it racks the sides or so to continue.—[Elevated Railway alcohol, an<l the liquid at the same time
[Are those dear, loved friends.
him on my way here.”
Journal.
beeomos dear. If the fermentation is,
“But,” said she, to whom both situ fall as desired, without throwing over deforms the countenance of vulgarity,
Lw soothing the halo that memory weaves,
however, not interrupted at a certain
i
or
deep
lines
the
visage
;
or
moistens
ballast
or
losing
gas,
as
in
balloons,
and
ations
were
explained,
to
her
enjoyment
,
[How soft its gentle fold;
AN ANALYSIS OF WHEAT.
stage the stutT gets sour and is unfit to
low sweet to muse, though the fond heart “you did not come hereto see him after will always float right side up. It is the eye of refinement—in all its phases,
grieves,
Prof. Clifford Richardson, of the De drink. He stops the fermentation by
meeting him?
Absent-mindedness is cylindrical in form, and the ends are cut and on all faces, contorting, relaxing,
iForthe dear, deal- friends of old.
overwhelming,
convulsing,
throwing
off
square.
To
this
great
cylinder,
partment
ef Agriculture, has just com pouring the liquid in a strong jug, cork
not in your family, is it?”
M ary S tanley .
the
human
form
into
happy
shaking
pleted
a
two-years'
task in the analysis ing tightly, and letting it down in a
which
is
intended
to
float
in
the
air
in
a
Mary was not generally given to mis
Two or three days after he
;
and
quaking
of
idiocy,
and
turning
tke
of
nearly
2,000
specimens
of wheat from deep well. —
horizontal
position,
is
attached
by
rojies
chief. Her manner troubled the young
JAMES WINTHROP’S DILEMMA.
draws it up. It is then a clear, light
I
human
countenance
into
something
various
parts
of
the
country
and
compar
the
framework
of
the
machine.
There
man.
brown color, effervescing, forming a
bv oKonoiA.
“Mary, can you not afford to be gen is no rudder. Mr. Ritchel having appropriate to Billy Button’s transfor ing them with each other and with Euro creamy foam ou top, and tastes de
mation, under every circumstance and pean wheat. He says that the mainjfail-
found
that
with
the
present
progress
of
erous?
You
know
that
I
am
at
your
I
“What must I say to you, Mary?
invention it is impossible to steer an everywhere a laugh is a glorious thing.” ing of our wheats is a deficiency in albu licious—to me a great ileal better than
ve about exhausted my small store of mercy.”
air-ship with any degree of accuracy and The physician tells us of the physical minoids, which are regarded ss the most most of the beer I ever tried. In short
“
I
will
not
tease
you
any
more.
”
rsuasive power. You are as hard as
certainty. Under the floor, or network, benefits of laughing. There is not the valuable portions of the grain. Among he has got a brewery on four legs, which,
“
Then
you
will
be
good,
and
promise
me. It seems useless for me to urge
as it might more properly be called, is a remotest corner or little inlet of the our wheats the highest percentage of al in case prohibition should prevent, he
ything more now, but promise to con not to—”
series
of canvas shutters on iron frames, minute bl«x>«l vessels of the human buminoids was 17.15, while a Russian can take along across the borders.
She cast a pretty upward glance at
fer what I have said, Mary.”
lapping
one over the other when closed, I body that does not feel some wavelet wheat from Minnesota contained 24.50 When I first expressed some doubts of
“I shall not make any promise,” him and answered,—
thus
making
a permanent air-resisting , from the convulsion occasioned by good per cent, 24 different specimens averag the success of his ex|>eriments he met
"Do you know that Mr. Hawthorne,
me vehemently from the young girl;
■ hearty laughter. The life principle, or ing 19.48 per cent, the lowest having me with an argument which I had to
floor.
land your insinuations are fast becom- about whom you have been troubling
“This latter feature is one of the ! the central man, is shaken to its inner 10.68 per cent. In the East our wheat admit was quite plausible. Starting
me
so,
has
gone
away?
”
k impertinences.
You seem to have
with the fact, undoubtedly correct, that
“That is no consolation—can he not principal features of Mr. Ritchel’s in most depths, sending new tides of life is the poorest, falling below the general all physicians order beer freely to women
mtirely overlooked the fact that you
, and strength to the surface, thus materi- average in albuminoids and ash and ui
vention.
He
says
that
the
tendency
of
comeback?
Mary,
I
want
you
to
for
re not—’'
in confinement when the generation of
get what 1 said to you that day, I was a balloon, when in mid air, is to move ally tending to insure good health to the size of the grain. A regular grada milk in their breasts is in abeyance or
I “That I am not—?”
either up or down from one strata to the persons who iudulge therein. The tion of improvement from east to west is
jealous.
I
accused
you
of
flirting
—
you
“I shall not listen to you any longer,”
another with ever increasing velocity. blood moves more readily and conveys found until the Pacific Coast is reached, scanty, he says: "If beer in the animal
ontinued she. “Your mind has entire- remember—will you forgive me?”
These
movements have been checked a different impression to all the organs when there is a most remarkable falling economy can lie transmitted into milk,
He seenie«! very much in earnest, very
f too great a habit of falsifying truth.”
hitherto
by ballast-throwing and by the of the body, as it visits them on that off in everything but the size of the grain. why cannot the elements of milk, under
“I see that there is no use in talking much perturbed.
losing
of
gas. Ho proposes to remedy particular mystic journey when the man It is in the country between the Missis proper food, be transformed into beer
“I do not think you need feel remorse
o you about this now.
Allow me to
this
by
the
floor shutters and by the is laughing, from what it does at other sippi and the mountains that the best in this natural laboratory?”
ful; do you not think”—she was laugh
ope that when we next meet—”
Yours trully,
8. E. Johnson.
means of a canvas screw propeller times. For this reason every good, grain is produced. Th«- middle West,
ing
in
a
tremulous
fashion
—
“
that
my
“I woniler you don’t stay away alto-
rigged below this floor and geared to hearty laugh in which a person indulges, represented by Michigan, Kentucky and
words
were
as
bitter
as
yours?
”
ether. Why do you come here?”
WIRT AND WEBSTER.
Matters were becoming comfortably several cranks which may be driven by tends to lengthen his life, conveying as Tennessee, holds an intermediate posi
“My dear chilli, you are unreason,
men from the network oi the basket it does, new and distinct stimulus to the tion lietween this district and that ii|sin
Critics
have classified Wirt’s “Life of
adjusted.
It
occurred
to
James
Win
ble.”
vital forces. Doubtless the time will the Atlantic Coast. The latter shows Patrick Henry” among the brilliant
throp that the old friendship would not above.
“You mean that you are—”
“The propeller worked one way tends come when physicians, conceding more plainly that its soils have been more or romances of biography. The distin
“Mary, I beg you not to be angry lie sufficient for him—would not till his to push the balloon or ship upward, and importance than they now do to the less worn out, the Middle West that it is guished author, while writing the
ith me. Gosd-by—good-by. I did desire any longer. With the thought by being reversed draws it toward the ' influence of the mind upon the vital losing its fertility and the far West the "Life,” found himself brothered. The
come words to express it.
ot mean to hurt your feelings.”
“Mary, your friendship is very dear earth again. When an ascent is about forces of the body, will make their pre fact that it contains those stores of plant facts were few, and even such as he had
He would have lingered to a|x>logize
scriptions more with reference te th«*
to
me. I would not lose it were it not to be made the balloon is cut loose from mind and less to drugs for the hotly, fixsl and nitrogenes|s>cially, which make collected were of doubtful authenticity.
irther, but her attitude seemed to warn
a rich gruin.—[New York World.
the earth, the shutters are opened so as
He therefore called in the aid of his
to
gain
something
dearer
still.
Dearest
im of still continued opposition.
He
to afford a resistance to the air as the and will, in so doing, find the liest and
imagination, and wrote one of the most
will
you
be
my
wife?
”
oav have looked back when half an
>
most
effective
method
of
prislucing
the
entertaining and unreliable of biogra
THE NIGHT SHOOTER.
She smiled tranquilly, joyfully. machine risesupwards, and if necessary require«! effect upon the patient. But
■re separated them ; if so, he only saw
the screw propeller is worked to aid in
phies.
little brown-haired girl stand fora few Praise was in their hearts to the Giver fanning the machine towards theeloilds. one English write! that we cgn «-all to | In the Adirotidacks once « ame a re-
On a certain occasion Wirt and Daniel
loments in silent soliloquy, then re of all. Mary and her friend understood After the desired attitude is reached the min«l huHH|M>ken cynically of laughter, markable episode in the annals of the Webster were opposed to each other in
each other finally.
|
His
opinion
of
the
origin
of
laughter
is
I
night
shooter,
but
which
is
true
to
a
race her steps homeward.
screw is stopped, the shutters are
the trial of a case. One of Webster’s
They were acquaintances of child-
closea and the voyage proper commen that it restilte«! from the practice of i word. We ha«l pa<l«lled barely 200 witnesses gave such testimony as would
BITS OF FRENCH LIFE.
ood's making, these two, and friend-
ced. The descent can be made in the ' tickling babies, which practice lias made ' yards from when- I killed a deer, when be likely, unless it was contradicted or
•hip had been a close attendant upon
i it a confirmed habit on the part of th«- we heanl another on«- walking among impeached, to settle the case against
Grand thoughts come from the heart, same way.
feature which Mr. ! human race. He would have made a ' the grasses at the head of the lake. The Wirt’s client. On beginning the cross-
Acquaintance ever since then. That its an«l sometimes from the brain; bad
“Another new _____
khain was broken oeensionally we natur
Ritchel has intnslueed in ballooning is g<x«l companion tor Myson, the Greek I moss-covered log rustled through the examination, Wirt assumed a manner ,
thoughts come from the stomach.
ally surmise, but it never remained so
a new style of cloth for balloon cover- i philosopher, who was one «lay found rushes, with the weird half-circle of expressive of incredulity, and aske«l the
Life
is.a
voyage,
where
we
aspire
only
Pong. Now, however, there was great
ing_ a light and very strong substance, ; laughing ina solitary place. Some one light spreading shorewanl with each witness :—
Ranger of a longer and more enduring to halting places; when we reach them, which rain will not affect in either hot | came up to him on a sudden and asked ! sweep of the silent paddle, and again
"Pray, Mr. K------, have you ever
as they are either to warm or too <-ol«l,
breakage.
or cold weather, It it is bo strong that | him why lie laughed when he was by I | the white outline of the deer seemed to read ‘ Baron Munchausen?’” referring
we must set out again on our man'll.
grow
out
of
the
gloom
ahead.
Spluge,
♦ » »
•«*
»**
* * *
If Parisian women are often false, in it cannot lie torn with the hand and, himself? “For that very reason,” he | splash ! it is walking toward ns. Now to a work noted for its improbable
“Well, Mary?”
stories.
toxicated with vanity, coquettes ami in though very thin, is almost totally im- replied.
There is the hearty laugh, the con I it stops! anil in the full glare of the hea«l-
’’How are yon to-day?”
Before the witness had time to reply,
different, it is true that when they pervious to light, He will soon publish
“As she extended her hand and smiled really love they sacrifice more senti an illustrated desc ■ription and plans of t vulsive laugh, the explosive laugh, the | light we see a beautiful fat <loe, her coat Mr. Webster rose ami sai«l:—
,a little, she seemed to have no remem ments to their passions than other the new ship.”
lie-he laugh anil the uproarious, almost | Is-ginning to assume th«- blue tint of the
"I lx-g panion for interrupting you,
With head out- I Mr. Wirt, but there is one question I
tumhle-out-of-yonr-chair laugh. There winter covering.
brance of their last interview. He women do; they grow great by all their
I
stretched,
she
gazes
earnestly
at
the
lan
was
tin-
laugh
of
Prince
Hal,
who
was
•banked her quietly for her kind inquiry, littlenesses ami l>e.-omo sublime.
| forgot to ask the witness.”
R efinement .— Fashionable men are
tern, while we sit silently an«l admiring-
then moved to a window. The habit of
Love is not only a sentiment, it is not always refined. A refined man is sai«l to laugh “till his fac<! was like a 1 ly in tin- impenetrable gloom e.-whroud- I "Ask it now, sir,” answered Wirt, in
visiting tl»e Halst -i l farm had been so also an art. A simple word, a precau- never "loud” in his dress, for refine wet cloak—ill laid up.” There is the
the blandest manner.
•tmng upon him that lie came to-day tion. a nothing reveals to a woman the ment is always allied to simplicity and I incipient laugh, which is not a laugh i ing the dugout behind the light. After | “Sir,” said Webster, in his solemn
,
satisfying
her
curiosity
she
turns
to
feed,
zhms! involuntarily. Notthat his will, great and sublime artist who can touch a judicious and tasteful employment of but a smile. The late Charles Backus,
1 style, "have you ever read Wirt’s ‘ Life
the canoe steals njion her. Now I of Patrick Henry?”’
>1 cnnsnltad, would have m ule him de- her In-art witboat withering it.
the means of the good and happiness the minstrel, who it will be remembered, ! I anil
she
is
watching
her
shadow,
curt
by
the
’ist He simply h ot not reasoned as to
The court, jury and spectators burst
It. is stiffi ient for a young man to which it has at command. It seeks to Iirvl a very large mouth, was once hav
whether it wonld be best for him or not. nn-ot a woman who doas not love him, divest itself of superfluities, an«l aspires ing his photograph taken. The opera- light, on the lily pads and grassy water. into loud laughter, in which Wirt joined.
Mary's star jessamine- under the win or one who loves him too much, to de- | continually to the utmost possible puri | tor told him to look pleasant, to smile a ' Another quick stroke with tiia paddle Wnbster won the case.
dow s-emed to h attracting his atten range his whole life. Happiness ab ty. Refinement leads to personal clean little. The famous minstrel gave an ' and I prod her in the ribs with »ny gun.
tion as thoughts of what he termed sorbs our forces as misfortune destroys liness and elegant neatness, good taste elaborate smile. “Oh! that will never , At the first punch she stood like a bcuu-
A Chicago pajier says: “Nearly every-
tiful statue. At the second—I wool«!
Mary'« unfriendly behavior toward him
ami simplicity. Needless display and do,” said the photographer. "It’s too . stroke her with my hand, but I fear she, t>ody who lives at Newburg, N. Y., is
our
virtues.
wide for the instrument.” Speaking of
Pwse 1 through his mind. He realized
more or less bow-legged front walking
Marriage resembles a lawsuit; there bashfulness are alike repugnant to
a western actress the reporter wrote: ' waking from her astonishe«! trance, up and down tho hill on which the city
’»gn<'ly that he had expected her to lx- is always one side not contented, if one spirit.
I
woiil«!
kick
over
our
dugout
in
her
terror
“Her smile opene«! out like the Yosem- |
contrite to-tiay—that lie had even ox- deceives the other, half of the husbands
is built. The same peculiarity is fa*
...... ...
..... ! ' —she gave one great bound, causing our miliar in Poughkeepsie, another city on
Valley
in _ a ....................................
May morning.” When
tecte 1 a pledge trom her as to her fu- certainly Jenjoy the comedy at the ex
The new carpet for the House of ite
Miss
Marie
Wilton,
’
th«-
English
actress,
I
log
to
oecillate
violently
an«l
showering
tur-‘ deportment.
Kind friends ha«!
the Hudson River bank.” This is the
of the other.
.... Representatives at Washington, is a ( placed Hester Grazebrook in th«- “Un- us with cold spray, ami then we h.-anl
“O’er hinted to this man that ha had a pense
\ woman who laughs at her husband beautiful dark red tapestry, which will equal Match” her laugh was said to be her bounding up the hill.—[Fiom Forest nearest that a Chicago editor «lares to
to-.it deal of self-will. They bad left no longer loves him. A man ought to contrast richly with the seal-brown
come to making a slur on the Vassar
its discovery to his own perceptions, and be. for the woman who loves, a being I | polka dots which will show alsiut the of the character “that first as it were and Stream.
College girls.
be had been too lenient of self. This is ful of force and greatness, and always, time each of the honorable members I l<K)kM out of the eyes to «ee if the coast |
was
clear,
then
«teals
down
into
a
pretty
I
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_
A ,'ornetist in Ansonia was stung on
* iMnbury man denen bes » church
•tot an extraordinary trait.
imposing. A family cannot exist with has begun on his seventh plug.”
dimple of the cheek and ride* there in : festival forraisinff money as an operation the hand by a hornet while he was play
A’ his thoughts of Mary had multi out despotism.
plied since that discussion of theirs,
A man with an abunilance of money an eddy for awhile; then waltsM at the ! wherein one*ha1f the church buy* her- ing his cornet in church recently, A
corners of the mouth like a thing of I ^es at fifteen rentn a quart and sella «ieacon rose up and thanke«! th«
they had decreased in leniency. He
A score that some folks are allowed n«-eds no pedigree to stand on, an«I as a life; then bursts its bonds of beauty (
| hornet.' ’
tu the other half for a dollar.
wished her to say, “forgive me” now.
I rule he has none.
t
o
run
up
—
Three
score
and
ten.
Instead of that—there she Stood J if in-
sag'“'* "* miu*1 1 reniB,“bar “Y
I