Y amhill R eporter ,
A. V. H. Haxmu.
PusrauuiB.
McMIMN VILLE,
0BJI6«a
jury having decided upon a verdict,
marched into the court-room and took
their accustomed places. The clerk of
arraigns turning to the prisoner, said:
“ ‘William H. Graham, alias George
Perry! Stand up! Look upon the
jury!’ Then turning to the jury, he
continued, ‘Gentlemen of the jury,
what say you? Do you find William
H. Graham alias George Perry, the
prisoner at the bar, guilty or not guilty
of the murder of Clay Wilson?’
“There was a pause in which noth
ing could he heard in tlie deathly
stillness of the crowd, but tlie quick,
low gasp of tlie agonized criminal, as,
in the crisis of his fate, he convulsively
clutched the railing before him.
“ ‘We find him guilty,’ solemnly re
floated tlie foreman of tlie jury in tones
that were distinctly heard throughout
the assembly.
“All eyes were bent on the doomed
man to see how he would receive the
words. But only those who were near
est to turn could detect the quiver of
his bloodless lips as he quickly covered
his face with his hands and Hank back
into his chair.
“At last the judge arose; his coun-
itenancewas terribly changed, all color
| having left his face. Looking upon the
prisoner, in trembling tones he said:
“ ‘William H. Graham! What have
you to say why sentence of death
should not be pronounced upon you?”
“The prisoner raised his head, and
said :
“ ‘I have nothing to say, your honor,
I committed murder and I must suffer
for it.’
“The judge then addressed the pris
oner.
“ ‘William H. Graham, after a care
ful and impartial trial by a jury of your
peers, you have been found guilty of
the awful crime of murder; you know
the jienalty attached to it. I will now
deliver you into the hands of the sheriff,
who will hang you by the neck until
you are dead, and rnay God have mercy
on your soul.’
“With pallid cheek and quivering
lips the prisoner heard his fate and
sank to his seat. The order was given
to remove the prisoner, and the court
adjourned. The father went to his
palatial home—the son to the felon’s
cell, there to remain until the governor
signed liis death warrant, when he was
to ascend the scaffold and die a murder
er’s death.
“The next day I left town. Five
years after that I again visited the
place. I made inquiries rsgarding the
father and son. I was led to the grave
yard and there in a secluded spot, un
der the branches of a beautiful weeping
willow, were two tombstones. On one
was the inscription, ‘William H. Gra
ham, Jr., died November 3, 1853.’ My
friend, noticing my surprised look, on
perceiving that the dates were the same,
informed me that the judge gave orders
for them to bring the liody of his son to
his house after the execution. When
the body arrived they found the lifeless
form of the father in the parlor, Heart
disease hail done its fatal work.”
THE DEATH OF THE BULL.
A Montana Poatinaator Succeasfully Ac*
count« for a I.lttle Negligente.
A long, bright rapier was handed ■
over the fence to an ex|>ectant torero,
appropriately known as the “matador,
who once more had a dangerous task to
Waiting ominously while the
fulfill.
bull regained his breath, the man pro
ceeded to aggravate the animal from a
little distance by Haunting the madden
ing cloak before his eyes. This time,
however, there was death in the l>ot;
the gaudy rag concealed a keen blade
beneath its treacherous folds. At length
came the furious rush, a sharp step
aside, a flash of bright steel—but no;
the opisirtunity was unfavorable, and
the blade was replaced. Again, and
yet again, this manoeuvre was repeated,
till finally the wished-for occasion pre
sented itself, and instantly, with a cruel
••chick,” the sharp blade was thrust by
nervous arm into tlie massive shoulder,
only the dull hilt showing lieside the
spinal column. We, of course, expect
ed to see the animal drop dead at once;
but not at all. He did but dash with re
newed fury across the arena in hot pur-
■uit of his tormentor, and his immense
strength and endurance seemed to be
affected but little, if at all. A few min
utes elapsed and a fresh blade was
handed to the matador. Then followed,
as before, the treacherous waving of the
cloak, and all was expectancy, when
there arose a simultaneous shout of
warning alike from Sol anil Sombra.
The man’s long sash had become loose,
and one end dangled on the ground.
With a hasty bow of acknowledgment
the errant sash was gathered in, aud at
the same moment came the rush of the
furious and despairing bull. A bright
flash, a cruel sickening ‘chick,’ and the
gallant beast stumbled and sank on his
knee, while a triumphant shout rent the
air. Then the metador, approaching,
drew from his sash a short dagger, drove
it between the vertebie, and the poor
bull instantly fell on his side, dead as a
log. The band struck up gayly, the
distant door flew open, and four shape
ly mules, harnessed to a stout beam and
brightly decked with ribbons, were
trotted to the carcass. A noose was
hitched round the mighty horns, crack
went the whip, the cavalcade swept
round the arena at a gallop, and finally
disappeared through the open doors,
which were at once slammed together.
And Sol and Sombra settled themselves
to await the advent of a fresli bull.—
[London Society.
IMPROVED
HOUSEKEEPING.
Plea on Tsp. Coffee by IhHHog.liend nu<l
Telephone to Blow up the Cook.
«
COULD HARDLY STAND OM HK1
H. V. Hsroe, M. D„ BuS^o v v
Sir -I must tell you whrt you,’ ‘¿J, I H
i I oub for me.
Before Ukini your??1"
IhMcription’’ 1 ooukl hardly ,u,„i '«t
but, by following yoUr advi.,
ourod. The "Favorite I W-ripti„‘?J*<«
«rful medicine for debilitatXl . j“**!
female.
I cannot „pre. h.ratfe
to you for your advice. Your, ¿uh
*'
M rs . Cousin., a A lliso ,.^
* “■‘-‘-I«)«,
A suggestion comes from Philadelphia
for the application of co-operative prin
“A HUNDRED YEARS FROM NOW."
ciples to family cooking. Tlie idea is to
tb
WliAt necil we care for aorrowa when
have meals supplied to houses through
i
We leave thia world behind?
pipes, like gas aud steam. The dwell
We realize or lo«e the hope.
That now ptaawe our mind;
ers in a block are recommended to com A nun regularly drank CAnnot I.
Our pleasure. are but brief, we know,
bine, and erect in the center of their of having irregular habits.
Beneath the rod we bow,
But they will lie forgot and gone
square a common kitchen of sufficient
*.* “ Men often mistake notes,
A hundred years from now.
capacity to supply all their wants. This fame, but they never mistake k E»’»1
for
any quack medicine. Kiduev.S■
We meet with criaaea day by day,
kitchen is to be connected with each iversally recognized as a standard r.2?1
The world doth on ua frown,
The caatlea that we build in air
house by covered steam pipes large all diseases of the liver, bowels and kid^1! tr»’
Are always tumbling down;
enough to admit for pa »age a covered Strength for the weary, J jwa
Old Time will lay in after years
His touch upon our brow.
J
" ul ire I
and
heated car, in which the food can Essence.
e
But we shall have no thought of this
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Intellect never mistake, a bald
A hundred years from now.
be placed. By means of the telephone
dv
a housekeeper can order the kind of high forehead.
I
We try to look the future o’er.
To find where tiiala came,
Ml
SI
ARTLING
DEBILITY,
dinner desired, and when the dinner
¡Jul
We think to turn our fate aside
both nervous ami general, lack of’ u
hour arrives all she will have to do will deuce and will isnver, inquired msuion” r <
And then the evil shun;
But all our trials we must bear,
be to turn a stop cock and have the spondency, weak back, and kindred affS' |enj
iwai
Our Master tails us how.
food shot, piping hot, right upon the are common results of youthful follie,
Then stand the storm—it will be gone
I
practices, pursued in solitude if
table. This would dispense with uicious
Lnd
A hundred years from now.
of unfailing and perfect cure are
W8Û
Bridget’s services in the kitchen, and large illustrated treatise, sent for tb/s'.
8
would afford many other reliefs which |s>stage stamps. Address Womjl's Dan
ft •’
A PI.AY ON WORDS.
havs long been desired in every house akv M edical A ssociation , Buffalo, Xy
t ba
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hold. If the head of the house objected
Life nays Goliali was killed by a |IUIJ
[To be road aloud, rapidly.]
to the breakfast coffee, or to the cooking the forehead
Ahriert ten barren love Tay made
of the dinner, instead of making him
• Many a aicklv woman, wlmse 11(| ..J
Dan woo’d her hart buy nigh tan day,
self disagreeable about it in the family ence
hail demonstrated alike the failurvuf J
Butt, wen knee begged she'd marry hymn,
circle, he could step to the telephone ceited doctors and |K>iMmou> ilniys, li«J
The crewel bell may dancer neigh,
and “blow up” the cook. The fact that tallied a new lease of life for a few ¿J
I^o at ter fee tin vein knee Hide
the cook was at a distance would add to worth of the Vegetable I'oiiiiwund J
Ant holder office offal pane—
oil her way rejoicing and prauw W
A laaHCH mown touched not terse «ole—
the relief thus afforded, for it is much gone
Lydia E. Pinkham, of Lynn, Ma-s
I
His grown waa never awl Lynn vane.
easier to call a person disagreeable
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Dr. lftigers’ Heart Tonic cures pslpituj
names through a telephone than in his
“Owe, beam my bride, iny doer, rye pray,
And here mice size beef ore eye dye;
immediate presence.
Oak caste mean knot tin scorn nay weight—
But the most welcome gain of all
Yew are thee apple love me nigh.”
would be the respite from household
She herd Dan new wo truly spoke,
Key was of noble berth and bread
cares which the system would bring to
ool lofty mean and hie renown,
the woman of the house. She would
The air too grate testates, 'tw’as head.
not have to go to market, and would be
spared the periodic struggle with the
Ewe wood fine better, air,”she bald,
“Took court sum mother girl, lie wean—
cook for the control of her own premi
Ewer not my stile, lisle never share
ses. This is where the proposed reform
The thrown domestic azure quean I”
is likely to secure its greatest favor.
“ Tis dun, no fare but Scilly won—
Aisle waisce know father size on the!”
Tire “want” of the period ¡8 a system of
Oft to the nay bring porte tea flue
housekeeping which has no burdens of
And through himself in tooth he see.
any kind. Hotel life does not meet it,
______________________
-¿Life.
because, while it gives relief from house
hold cares, it does not furnish any of
THE DOCTOR'S STORY.
the blessings of home life. The great
BY 11. O. BLACK.
TOURGUENIEF
apartment houses, with restaurants at
tached, come nearer to it, but there are
Come, doctor, it is your turn; you
When a false report ol Tourgnenief’s
F»7VIN.| par
defects in their systems. Why should FOU
promised us a story, so out with it ”
CURES
Led
death gained credence, a good many
not the Philadelphia idea be enlarged Rheumatism, Neuralgia, SciMtaJ
We were sitting in the smoking-room of
years ago, an English critic wrote a
[Wit
Lumbago, Backache. Headache, Toothache,
and applied to all the principal demands
the St. Charles Hotel in New Orleans.
■ ’"‘I
biographical notice of him in a musical
DISRAELI AND WINES.
rout, M wcl 1 i n #prain», B i - k I m «,
of housekeeping? If meals can be sent Mire T li itnrnn.
We had all told a story with the excep
N<*al«l«. VrtMt Bite»,
| I So»
journal, in which he said that tlie great
AM) ALL OTHER IIO1MLY PAINS AND AlUB.
through pipes, why stop there? The Sold by
tion of old Dr. Green, whose turn hav
Druggists and Dealers everywhere. Fifty C«»Ut Mi||
novelist talked admirably, but that his
“How do you manage to keep HO block kitchen might I m * enlarged into a
Lehi
ing arrived, he was addressed as above.
Direction» in 11 l.auguages.
¡A ml
enthusiasms were sometimes tiresome. healthy?” he was asked by a dyspeptic central reservoir. If a fire of coals was
Tin: < II \ KI. I’M V MW El IK c«.
The doctor removed his hat, stroked his
ffr,«..^-« to A. V
Baillait ». Md..r.N» 1
fop.
“
By
dining
off
a
sardine,
”
was
“
This
is
the
first
time
I
have
ever
been
wanted, a pipe might be connected with
long, white beard, and said:
told I was tiresome,” wrote TourguenicJ the answer, and there was some truth the back of a grate, and a ready-made
“I am not much at telling stories,
in
this.
To
the
end
of
his
life
Disraeli
in
one
of
the
many
delightful
letters
I
tire might be dumped into it in a twink
but since you insist, I will tell you a
have received from him. And it was, always ate very sparingly when alone, ling, with none of the usual concomi
true tale. You have read in history of
and
this
enabled
him
to
keep
a
good
doubtless,
tlie
last.
A
less
tiresome
tants of shavings, kindling-wood and
the consul Brutus who condemned his
talker can scarcely lie imagined. He appetite for public occasions, thereby re dust. By another pipe the ashes might
Ft
two sons to die? I saw the counterpart
butting
the
presumption,
which
his
pale
talked
brilliantly,
bringing
to
bear
upon
be returned by simply touching a spring.
of it enacted in real life, only there was
face
suggested,
that
he
was
a
consump
any subject that might be brought for
oue son instead of two. I think it was
So, also, in the matter of servants. A
ward an astonishing amount of general tive. In this connection some remarks supply could always be kept on hand
in ’53; 1 was traveling through the
knowledge; but he never usurped more of liis about wine may be mentioned. at the reservoir, and a ring of a bell
southern part of Georgia. One beauti
than his due share in conversation, and Hard drinking was in fashion during liis might bring a chambermaid, a porter,
ful spring morning I found myAelf in the
he iKissessed to perfection the art of youth, and at public dinners men who or a waitress. Housekeeping would
town of S------ .
listening attentively. It was my priv let the bottle pass were hardly regarded thus be reduced to a system of pipes and
QUIPS.
“There was a murder trial to com
Disraeli, who could electric bells.—[N. Y. Evening Post.
ilege once to be present while a talk as gentlemen.
mence next day, and as I was in no par
Could the pitcher of a base-ball team
MM
ticular hurry, 1 thought I would stay be spoken of as “the power behind the was going on between three friends, never stand much wine, suffered a good
iytl
the voices of two of whom are now for deal from this social usage, anil he set
T he N khves .—Nerves if allowed t<
and Hee it. It appeared that a young thrown ?”
der
ever silent. One of the three was himself to study the demeanor of men gain supremacy, are tyrannical masters.
man, a stranger to that locality, had,
“1
If those who make up theater parties
while under the influence of liquor, shot were real polite they would allow the Tourguenief, another was the late W. who could drink deep without being any Therefore, let tlie “nervous” eat more
ime
the
worse
for
it.
G.
Clark,
Vice-Master
of
Trinity,
and
Lord
Melbourne
was
fisli,
eggs
(raw
or
but
slightly
cooked),
and instantly killed Clay Wilson, a ris persons on the stage to do the talking.
the third Mr. Tennyson. I distinctly one of these, and he gave Disraeli a beans, (lease, pearled barley, oats and THE ATTENTION OF HOUSEKEEPERS A« and
ing young lawyer of that town. The
the public
général is called to the toUon
1
publie in general
follows
remember how well the Russian novel wrinkle by saying: “You can drillk if coarse bread, and the like, taking less ■ the.
The
thief
who
stole
a
watch
at
a
pub
murderer was captured, put in prison,
:
"
if you
talk of the opium preparations. Let them ’acts
The value of Baking Powder is determined byl
and but for the bravery of the sheriff lic meeting excused himself on the plea ist held his own, even when the conver you don’t talk;
of gas it contains and the freedom of theifl
and his deputies, he would have been that he was only taking minutes of the sation turned upon subjects with which much you needn’t drink, for people also retire early, sleep as milch as pos imount
le from any injurious ingredients. The GW
liis two distinguished companions were will think you are drunk and let you sible, instead of sitting up late, sewing BAKING
POWDER is absolutely pure, and con»
lynched by the infuriated friends of the affair.”
one-quarter more gas than any brand of B»n
A young lady, who has probably had especially well acquainted. On several alone.” It is obvious that tlie excite or reading the exciting red-covered trash ibout
murdered man. He had been in prison
■
nvder
in
use on this Coast. Three cans of GW
two months and his trial was to come reason to doubt the veracity of the other occasions I have been present ment of conversation must co-operate called literature. Let them avoid vine BMUNG 1’oWDER areequalvofourcMWofanyoa
powerfully
with
the
fumes
of
wine
in
when
he
produced
a
marked
impression
my and use none otner. T«
male
biped,
Hays
batches
of
lies
are
only
gar,
mustard,
pep|ier,
and
the
like,
re
up on the morrow. The day before,
on many goisl judges. On one of these making the brain reel. Disraeli, hav membering if these will irritate the outer ;roecr will furnish you with a sample can free. Tiji
that is, the two days prior to the open equaled by lies of hatches.
lie dined at Trinity, during a brief visit ing noted this fact, went further into the skin, so they will the inner, the coats of
FACTS.
ing of the trial, Judge Andrews, the
Mrs. Malaprop says that the increase
S an F rancisco , J vlt 13,1$
presiding judge of that jurisdiction, was of morality from Egyptian cholera is so to Cambridge, and there may yet be subject by observing that a man’s con- the stomach of necessity re-acting on BOTHIX MANUFACTURING
CO.,
suddenly prostrated by a paralytic great that it is high time for the doctors left some of the Fellows of the college vivicl propensities are always taken for ■ the nerves. Let them avoid excitement G entlemen : The sample of GIANT BAwGr0’ eth
who will remember how brilliant a guest granted if he talks in praise of wine j I as much as possible, be cheerful (not I)El< you handed me, also samples of the foUeo
stroke, and the Hon. William If. Gra to find an anecdote against it.
<<
irands of Baking Powders purchased by me in (J
was that day entertained nt table. anil appears to lie very critical about it. 1
ham was elected judge pro tern.
Native (to visitor from the South): Brightly as he talked, however, he was Some of his remarks savoring of the I ! frivolous) and hopeful. Let them bask narket, I have tested for total quantity of avaiM ible
| in the sunlight, and exercise moderately ;as, with results as follows:
“On arriving at the court-houae, next “Ah, you’ve donned the kilt! Quite
j
day, I found it thronged with people. killing, I declare! But why do you not that evening entirely at his ease. most refined epicureanism may therefore jin
the garden, walk a little each day, GIANT 196 cubic inches per ounce
As the clock struck the hour of ten, the wear the Macdonald tartan when your It happened that a debate was to take be ascribed solely to his temperate de i increasing the distance as the strength ROYAL, 139 cubic inchtig;_____ _
court was called to order and the judge name is Thompson?” Little T. (who place at the Union the same evening on sire to find excuses for not drinking. | I will permit. last the stomach and bowels
commanded them to bring forth the has been getting a goisl deal of chaff) : the motion of an undergraduate by He was not a judge of wines, though i be kept in good order, and tlie nerves J^V2^GLANDu2b’ji2i,ic in^es.
prisoner. All eyes were turned toward “F’r a g<s«i reason—’cause 1 paid for whose energy and ability Tourguenief ho pretended to be, and once allowed 1 j of the surface, tlie skin, lie kept healthy PION EER, 107 cubic inches.
had been greatly impressed, and for himself to lay down the law nliout Bur- j i by friction, as by the free use of tlie GOLDEN GATE, 107 cubic inches.
the door through which the murderer it. [ Retires in a huff. ]
whom he predicted a brilliant career— gundy against the late Lord Sefton. A : tlesh-brush, crash towel, or their equiv DR, PRICE'S. 90 cubic inches.
was to enter. He was brought in by
\\ h<> held the pass of Thermopylae career, alas! destined to be cut short droll trait in him was that lie spoke en alent.
Yours, respectfully,
the sheriff. At first he gazed around
THOMAS PRICE, Ch«*
about certain choice wines,
the court-room upon the audience, then against the Persian host?” demanded by a premature death, The motion thusiastically
but
lie
never
descried
any
sort
of
liquor.
I
the
teacher.
And
the
editor
’
s
boy
at
was
to
the
effect
that
the
French
Coin-
A
paper
is
published
at
New
Berne,
S
an F rancisco SeytjM*
his eyes wandered toward the one who
President Bothin Alarmfartnnn^
was to pronounce his doom, for lie knew the foot of the class spoke up and niunists deserved the sytnpathy of even gin. A reason he once gave for I N. C., called the Nut Shell. It ought H. D E. ear BOTHIX,
S ir : After a careful and ,coni1P,®!®£j i
too well that he would be convicted, said: “Father, I reckon ; he holdsan Englishmen. It had been put up before “saying something kind” about brandy to have some truth in it.
analysis of a can of GIANT
chaseci by us in open market, we And that it
there was not a particle of a chance for annual on every road in the country the downfall of the Commune and the in the presence of a person addicted to I
HOW HE DOUBLED HIS TRADE.
contain alum, acid phosphate, terra alba,J>r|
him to escape. As his eyes met those that runs a passenger train.” He went tires in Paris tisik place, and the pro spirits would have had a Mephistophe- I Mr.^Benj. W. Paton, pharmacist, Globe Vil- hirioug Rul^tances, but is a pure, hott—__ ,
up
head
—
after
the
rest
of
the
class
went
lean
ring
if
the
subject
df
the
observa-
-------
poser
had
refused
to
withdraw
it.
Tour
Tartar
Bakin/ Powder, and as such can
of the judge, he gave a slight gasp and
Yours, respectfully,
-•lase., «aye that the miraculous pain- to consumers.
guenief was so anxious to hear the tion had not been, humanly speaking, ,
WM. i. "ESZErtkCt
sink into a chair. The judge was home.
“I could not sneak ill of i' m "’’ ,St-.aco'J'’'D>1, has greatly helped his
Analytic Cheu-<
I
li
in
O1 other Imsinew. and the -ales of the remedy Wo concur:
“Does a goose lay eggs?” inquired debate, and so afraid of lieing t<s> late irreclaimable; ”
equally moved, all color Hed from his
R.
B
kvrrlt
C
ole
,
M.
D.
his
only
friend
“1 should call brandy have doubled in one month. He keejn a large
cheek, a slight tremor went over his Rollo, one brisk morning in breezy to witness the stormy scene which liis
J. L. M r ares , M. I»., Health officer.
•
.^.1 - i_ j-
supply
on —
hand.
Officers of
of the
the army
army
„ always
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....... Officers
A lfred W. P erry , M. D. ' ) Members of the
whole frame, and it was quite n while March. And Rollo’s father, sitting lie- Continental experiences suggested to his enemy,” interposed a lady,
and navy pronounce St. Jacob’s Oil to be the
W. A. D ouglass , M. D. I San Francyrt
well,
a
man
hate*)
his
enemy
the
him,
that
he
kept
asking,
both
in
Hall
worse
liind
the
stove,
eating
quinine
with
a
)
Board of
liefore lie could s|H*ak, then in low, fal
greatest pain-cure of the age.
A ug . A lers , M. D.
for
hearing
him
well
spoken
of,
”
and
in
Combination
Room,
whether
it
was
spoon,
and
trying
to
shake
liis
whole
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«4»»
a
----------------
tering tones he said:
MANUFACTURED BT THR
the
mild
retort.
—
[Temple
Bar.
was
not
time
to
be
starting.
After
St.
Lniis
bone
mills
give
?14
a
ton
for
Texas
“ ‘Gentlemen, when I accepted vour skeleton out of his pix-kels, marie re
buffalo bones, and pickers are making g«»od
BOTH IN MANUFACTURING COMPAQ
call to act as judge during the coming ply: “\es, my son, ague slays everv- assisting at the debate, having observed |
wages.
with what calm and res]s>etful attention
It and 19 M ais S t ., S ax F xaxcsw
The poultry-breeders of a New Eng
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trial of that young man, 1 little expected tliing. It has slain your father.”
“ THEIR OCCUPATION GONE.”
that matters stood ns they do. Four
Grannie, Grannie!" exclaimed a the young men who crowded the hall j land village have declared that the
> li
MT FOR SALE BY ALL DEALERS^
years ago, my only son, in a tit of pas Brooklyn boy, glancing up from the listened to the projsiser’s arguments, i Langshaus are the best fowls for general
R. V. Pierce, _________
M. D., , Buffalo, N. Y.: I
bra
-and
then
voted
all
but
unanimously
purposes.
They
give
them
this
place
of
;
sion, left his home ami has never re pa|>er which he was reading. Java has
was attacked with congestion ...
fctIO lungs,
JUU ub ,
tlia
•f the
dead
against
his
motion,
Tourguenief;
soreness
»f
the
liver,
severe
pain
iu
the
joints,
honor
over
such
old
and
favorite
breeds
turned. I tried every way to find his br'en visited by a shower of fire.”
the
turned
to
me
ami
said,
"Now
at
last
I
a
burning
fever,
ami
general
giving
way
of
the
as the Brahmas, Wyandottes, Plymouth whole system. Failing to And relief in re me-
wheiealsnits, but it seemed impossible; “Dear me.” returned the old ladv, not
via
understand
why
you
English
are
not
;
Rocks. Leghorns, and Houdatts. It ■ dms prescribed. I tried your “ Doh leu Medical
nt last I gave him up, thinking lie was exactly catching the full inqsirt of the
sb
afraid
of
a
revolution."
wo’ ' seem that they are saving a good Discovery. It effected my entire cure. Your
dead. To-day I am acting as judge in communication, “dear me. you don’t
»la
i deal lor the Langshaus, or indeed for ! medicines have only to be u.^ed to be appreci
a trial of murder—gentlemen, I ask you tell me so? Well. I thought the coffee
if ,
ated. If every family would give them a trial
A gentleman w.is riding with a lady ; any one breed to claim that the Lang- nine-tenths of the doctors wouhi, like (Ithello,
to excuse my seeming weakness—the this morning tasted a little burnt."
•is
TORPID U3WELS,
prisoner at the bar is my son.’ Then
wh
“What makes you think your father in an open carriage, "all of a summer’s shaus are the best for general purposes. tin. their »»evtii>ati<>n gone. Yours truly.
L. B. Mt M illan , M. D., Breesport, N.Y. DISORDERED U’6”
straightening himself up to his accus was crazy at the time of excuting his day,” and accidentally—mens arms Where there is or can bejany great dif
and
MALARIA^.8
are
such
awkward
things,
are
ever
in
ference
between
the
Langshans,
Plym
tomed dignity, he added, ‘But when the last testament ?” asked the judge of a
From these sources r.rise
fhe*
Everv man has » right t> an opinion of his
crime of murder lias lioen committed, witness in a contested will ease. ‘Be the way—dropped an arm around her outh Rocks, and Light Brahmas it is not own
the diseases of the human rn
if he goes to a lawyer and pays f<>r it.
symptoms
indicate
tboirrxistenc
•
The latter breed is es-
we must lay aside parental affection cause,’ answered the voting man, waist. No objection was made for I easy to see.
Appetite, Bowels costiw»
and enter upon the stern duties of promptly, “my father was a dyed-in- awhile, and the arm gradually relieved j pecially a most valuable one, the birds
^io*
King's Evil u a twin brother to Scrofula. rtche, fullae«s after eating.
exertion of t>ody or mind»
Samaritan
Nemne
cure«
both
of
them.
|
being
large
and
well
formed,
maturing
justice.’
the
side
of
the
carriage
of
the
pressure
the-wool Democrat, and he was always
oi rood, IrrlUMUty o«
spirits, A feellnff ®f
**'*^1*«
“Then he resumed his si-at. The j talking about the necessity of running upon it. But of a sudden (whether ' early, are good layers and setters, and i
’* I*1*0 K*sence
the old feel •ome duty. I^zrine«-^ Flatted <
from a late recognition of the impro beyond any doubt have no superior for young «gain,
whole court-house was still as the eh.vn- the ‘old ticket’ again.”
Urartu I»ots befbre the
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ored Crinr, COSTBTIPATION.
priety of the thing, or the sight of the table. It is to lie hoped that, not
>s>r of death. The audience would first
BE
CAREFUL.
mand
the
use
of
a
rvm»'<Ay
tna»prrTn
another
beau
coming,
never
was
known)
withstanding
this
verdict
has
gone
forth
gaze on the judge, then on the prisoner,
T hhy L xx ' atid H im .—On the train two
on the Liver. AsaLirermedicjnji0Bg»
*? ”n' “
!.* n,*>" ”n|y PILUS have no equal. TheU
then on the father, now on the son. gentlemen wore discussing the nativity the lady ¡started with volcanic energy, from Hammonton, a few breeders will
v vjs ---- —
ra<yrfni
k
. —rj-
- ,22.et‘7of
■!'rf
"“’J1 on Rate \ Kidneys and Skin is also PronaS!l»a»»««*r*
The judge arose, callisi the court to of a third who sat near them. “I’ll bet and with a dashing eye exclaimed: continue to raise Wyandottas, Brahmas, ■i !
» mau on label*. l.V all impurities through these three
order, and proceeded with the trial. he’s a Southern man. “No. he hwiks “Mr. Brown, I can support myself!" and Plymouth Rocks.
and 25c. Bottles.
rngyi of the system.”
tit“, sound digestion. r'
Witness after witness was examined. more like a Westerner.” “We can tell “Capital!” was the instant reply, “you
yJ™ Tv* ‘
E" ence “ T h « G rkat sMn ui.lavlRorxis_bodv.
The judge acted mor«' like an auto bv asking him a question, can’t we?” are just the girl I have been looking for
ciu-»e no naueea or gripfng
“What would you do if yon were I and > RKXCH N 1RV» TOHIU.
with daily^ ork and ato a
..
matic figure than a living man. At “All right, for tlie cigar»; now he’s a|®Ye years—will yon marry me?” I were von?”
P‘*
tenderly inquired a
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last the morning’s sivwion was over, Westerner, and I’ll ask him the ques
th
voting swell of his lady friend as he es The longed way round b the safeet way
home,
if
there
m
a
dog
in
th«
open
lot.
then the afternism, and the court ad tion.” No he went acroes tlie car, and
w
We read in an exchange of a young 1 corted her home from church. “Well,”
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journed until next day ; the trial lasted politely Mid: “I beg your panion. sir, ¡adv having been made crazy !>v a ' Mid she, “if I were yon I would throw
M
w. c •
lawyer,
Jud»
mi*.
six days, the judge employing tlie but what time is it?” “Well, sah,” he sudden
__________
___ should teach young' away that vile cigarette, cut up my ___
kiss. Thia
JW. •• .Samaritan Xernni ctired m« I G rat II air or WmsCT»
Ark., _ «»vs.
most able talent he had in the State, replied, looking at his watch, “it is fo’ . ladies to be conntantly expecting _ sxilll-
__ _ cane for firewood, wear my watch-chain °f epilepsy,
• »ntlT toaGL“«ST
*pndTe:1'
plkwrfon of tht« I ttt .. 8old M
doing all in his power to save his son. minutes liefii’fo’.” That settled it— thing ot that kind, and to be prepared underneath my coat, and stay at home
iMjardin.IJfeEasenoe ■’ »he remedy for or ss'nt by expres» o« r"<* .pi.L Tnrt _
•On the morning of the last <!ay, the [Cincinnati Traveler.
I for it when it comp*.
comes.
Offlc«,44Murray
’jTJra flS.
nights and pray for brains.”
I the overworked brain.
The following is the wild Western
way in which a Montana Postmaster
replies t<j an official letter:
C bow A gency , M. T., N ov . 6,1883.
Gen. R. A. Ulmer, Second Assistant
Postmaster-General, Washington.
1). C.
S ir —Your gentle hint of the 1st, in
forming >ne of my negligence in not
reporting to you the arrival and depart
ure of our one-boss mail, is received.
If some of your dude clerks would put
in a little more time and see to forward
ing on the forms for such report earlier
we might have been able to have sent
you regular reports of the arrival and
departure of our famous one-boss mail.
We have been receiving mail regularly
daily, and if sometimes a little late we
can easily guess the reason therefor.
The carrier owns four Key uses, or, as
they are commonly called, buzzard
heads. The day he rides “Spotted Ike”
he is a little behind time, as this one
has the heaves, but, as a rule, the horn
toots close to time. The day he is
riding “Bucking Jake,” he comes to
time, but the mail badly shook up.
Next day comes “One-eyed Comanche.”
He is a daisy; a little uncertain, as he
sometimes balks. Fourth day comes
“Bob-tail Blucher,” snorting, who is
always on time. On the arrival of this
boss comes the grand rush for |>ostal
cards. I hope you, in your goodness of
heart, will not require of me to remain
the full number of hours in the office,
us I have to rustle outside a little and
occasionally shoot a coyote, his skin
readily bringing me twenty-five cents,
which helps to keep me in sundry cigars
and cider. Since in the goodness of
your heart you have allowed us 100 per
cent instead of sixty, as heretofore, we
hope to be able to afford a suit of clothes
and not feel compelled to wear our old
summer clothing all winter, as hereto
fore.
*gB8g!8..TO-.«^
TUTTS SiälR JBR
»rrr s
marval of
usffui HP**”
1