LIVING to PURPOSE-
TO KILL EASILY.
A POSSIBILITY FOR ENGLISH WOMEN
FOR THE LADIES
DON’T, DON’T, DONT
hndyoiiglit to have an honorable
IMMORTAL LINES.
Tt must bo patent to every close ob
* ml a supreme deHire to be and An Annihllator ot LUS that Work, with
Mrs.
A.
Stewart, it is said, has very
server
that
the
number
of
English
A Few Hint* to Gvntleuien a* to Their refined features for a rich New York Shakeaprars’y 1.sundry Sign—Invoked to
V*‘“¿thing
11 iH l*’tU‘r t,’llsl’ir,‘
a Trcnre ut so,000 round..
women who dress well is daily increas
lially Walk unti Converaatlon.
■iMtbM* to have...... aspirations at
lTrge Clean line...
woman.
ing.
Good
taste
is
spreading,
and
with
■“^Lere are far fewer who, bavin«
Electric lights make blondes look
A
well-known
Bridgeport
(Conn.)
it
a
keener
appreciation
of
good
style.
Mi hie aml’iti”11’ fail to make their
A little volume with the above ex consumptive, but make brunette dax-
Our vamp in the Yellowstone was
mtthanof those who dint through professor, who refuses to give his name, The true leader of fashion is more pressive title has recently been pub zling and brilliant.
crowded by people who had arrived in
aimlessly, with no definite rnakeB public the facts concerning an readily recognized, more generally ad
Miss Cora Bennison, the plucky advance of us. I don’t know how the
in view. There are persons who engine which he calls the instant and mired. There is no mistaking her. lished, in the interest of good deport
Quincy, Ill., female lawyer, is taking a
diali their liven trying to solve the noiseless annihilator of human life, From head to foot, from bonnet to boot, ment ; but the book don’t exhaust the trip
conversation in the evening drifted into
around the world.
her apparel is harmonious, in keeping
ni their existence and the other
subject by a good deal, and the follow
discussing different ways and methods
with
her
complexion,
her
figure,
and
her
which
can
lie
operated
without
detec
The
German
Empire
has
7,719,382
K°nloiiginy for Home friendly hand
ing “don’ts,” relative to street manners, women who have been married, and of of earning a living; and how, of all
character.
Colors
are
skillfully
blended
■Litiou» circumstance to give them tion, and which the United States Gov
tilings, it should turn to such a thing as
Ke in the right direction. Much ernment has just refused to patent for or judiciously contrasted without any ex jotted down as they come to mind, will these 1,900,382 are widows.
Many a young man who worked hard the keeping of a laundry. A gentleman
Mbeen said and written of wasted him, because of its dangerous character, travagance; the one bright spot, if prove interesting to gentlemen:
bright spot there be, is placed artisically,
Don’t keep to the right when walking during the day allowed his hands to go remarked that he had been told of a sign
HL anil opportunities, and vet the
in a picture, in exactly the right
BTitis by no means threadbare. It and from fear that it will be used for as
upon the sidewalk. Should you do so, waist during the evening.
stuck against a tree somewhere around
place
to
crown
the
effect.
The
dress
of ¡he accommodating matters nefarious purposes. The invention con
Every few days some man is dis
ten chances to oue you will attract no
here which bore the following highly
Kill admit of “line upon line and sists of a brass belt, shining like gold and its material are before everything
to the wearer, and the occa notice from those you meet. Keep to covered who has four or five wives. We original inscription:
RLpt upon precept.”
To live to and of fine workmanship. It is forty- appropriate
are
indeed
becoming
a
race
of
heroes.
sion ; as much earnest thought has been
Mr* '__ i,, .1, and noble purpose—is an two inches long by five inches wide, and devoted to make itespecially suited in the left if you would make a sensation.
The Princess of Wales, it is said, is
Ktoioii'“'rthy of all men, and women,
Don’t hide your umbrella under your becoming deaf. Her royal s|K>use con
TO
lines, drapery, cut, to the individual, as
is
five-eights
of
an
inch
thick.
As
the
honker ' s LAUNDRY
How to work out destiny ho that
skill to the perfection of the fit. The coat as though you were afraid people siders this affliction a blessing in dis
:
8 MILKS.
E.v inure to our own and the well inventor took it up and turned it in well-dressed woman again knows not would think you had stolen it. Make a guise.
: what would roe do ir you got
Kwai others is one of the most pro- various positions he patted it lovingly, only what to wear, but when to wear it.
: YOUR NECK BROKEN AND WORE A
Dr. Mary Walker is going to reside in
DIRTY SHIRT?
E|e themes of contemplation. Men, and then abruptly wanted to know if it In the summer forenoon you will see her Greek cross of yourself by carrying it England, and the Boston Courier
■¿the stars, move in different spheres was not indeed a beautiful piece of in the simplest of cottons, a dress abso under your arm at right angles with thinks she ought to take up her resi
- -
What was our astonishment, then,
Besides,
this is the safest
Eorbits, and to keep a place iH highly mechanism. “Do you see that?” he lutely plain and without ornament , with your body. -
dence in Middlesex.
when we saw one of the drivers around
■„rtaiit. Fidelity to duty and station exclaimed, pointing to a slightly project out laces, fringes, décoratif of any way to carry an umbrella, If any eyes
Paris bonnets are now provided with
■1 enable any individual to become ing nipple that was exactly in tiie middle kind. In winter at the same time she are punched out by it, you may be cer a mansard, in which is stored the knot the camp-fire get up, go to his wagon
and presently return with a lioiird of the
■¿redand useful. Should one of the of the belt. “I can drive a pellet from is equally plainly dressed in cloth. tain they won't lie yours.
Don’t carry your cane as though it or coil into which the hair is twisted on same size and character, and remark:
El and comparatively insignificant that nipple that will penetrate the skin Later in the day she changes to smarter
the
top
of
tlie
head.
“I’m the man that run’d the Pioneer’s
Evenly Indies attempt to usurp the of an ox at a distance of sixty feet. If clothes for more ceremonious duties, were a third leg. Let it drag after you
Lady Ilarberton thinks that the large Laundry.” In reply to further inquiries
Ee of one of the brilliant planets, it the ox is alive, 1 will guarantee to kill visits, afternoon parties, and teas-velvets in a manner which shall trip up any
Ed doubtless suffer for its pains and it within fifteen minutes, by means of and silks combined in winter, in sum body who comes too near, flow can number of independent unmarried he told us that he used to keep a hum
Erne the ridicule of its associate the same pellet. There will lie no noise mer rich gauzes and costly laces. In you know that the man behind you is women in England renders the fran dry in the Gardiner Valley—a general
wash-house for tourists camping in the
from the tiring of this deadly missile, as the evening, for dinner or ball, the most not a pickpocket, with designs on your chise desirable for them.
Eklers.
watch and wallet?
The Miss Abbott who left a company surrounding mountains who might re
you
shall
see
before
you
leave.
I
simply
■¿with
individuals.
They
often
miss
choice
and
splendid
masterpieces
of
■
Don’t sit in the horse-ears with your in Chicago because an actor kissed her quire his services. “But,” he added,
■ accomplishment of any grand aitu place my elbow to my side and the the dress-maker’s art are reserved; the
“it’s now busted up, and it goes unkim-
■m*.. of a failure to apprehend the machine gobs off with the force of a richest stuff set ofi with the most elabo hack square against the side of the car. is not Miss Emma Abbott, Emma mon hard with me, and the only thing I
I
lispose
yourself
at
an
oblique
angle,
oc
would
not
make
a
fuss
about
a
little
rifle.
The
pellet,
as
you
will
note,
”
and
Ke on which they are best fitted to
rate embroideries and the rarest jewels.
keep to remember the old place is this.”
Ee and shine. It is not necessary to here the inventor took down a case con But withal, even in this the last gorgeous cupying the space of two or three seats, thing like that.
what
is
the
use
of
being
a
hog
unless
Miss A. (to Miss B. who is accom At the samedime lie displayed the sign,
■ honored and useful life that one taining several greasy, greenish looking stage into which the modest chrysalis you let folks know it ?
panied by a little dog with a stumpy ' the legend on which ran thus:
Lid lie president, or senator, or objects, about three inches long and as has developed, ostentatious display is
Don’t forget to puff vigorously nt your
Enter plenipotentiary. A man might large as the leads of a pencil, “is as scrupulously avoided. The highest art cigar as you pass along the crowded tail): I beg pardon, does that sweet lit
:’ tis better to bi lowly hohn and
■either of these and vet possess no heavy as so much lead, but no lead is to conceal art—to use, the richest ma sidewalk. It is only a mean man who tle bob-tail belong to you?” Miss B.:
HAN.IK WITH DIGGERS IN THE DIRT
Laonlinarv intellectual or moral enters into its composition. It is all terials in compassing the utmost seem would wish to keep all the smoke to him “Oh, no, Miss, that is the dog’s.”
: THAN TO III PERCHED UPON A MI LK AND
WEAR A DIRTY SHIRT.
Lht. Yet if he adorns the place by poison, concentrated by pressure, 100 ing simplicity. There is no heaviness, self. Gallantry to the fair sex should
A gentleman who has just returned
S MILES TO HONKER'S LAUNDRY.
Lent fitness for it, he will certainly parts into one part, a is 1 the ingredients no overloading with ornament, no mean make you especially generous in your from the seashore, and who claims to
■mand the respect of his fellows and of tiiat iHiison is my secret. Now, if ingless superadded decoration. The at fumid benefaction when women are near speak from actual observation, says that
“Yes, 1 use the board in my wagon,”
a Boston girl can always be known by
Lethe best of his opportunities. A you will wait a moment, I will bring in tire of a perfectly dressed woman is you.
he added, “and I keep it because the
the
imprint
which
the
hollow
of
her
Liable might lie a lietter and more a dog that 1 have in the baek yard, and original without eccentricity, personal to
Don't apologize if you chance to step
poetry is a bit of Shakespeare which a
Liman than a king, so we see that which I decided this morning to lay on herself yet following the latest fashion, upon a gentleman’s foot. It might foot makes in the sand.
wrote out for me while he
Land power are not always attended the altar of science. You will then bs attractive yet undemonstrative, develop make him feel awkward. But turn the
Edith—You ask how babies can best gentleman
I the characteristics and principles able to judge as to the effectiveness of I ing to the utmost her peculiar charms. matter off jocularly by reminding him be weaned. First catch your baby, was hunting in the mountains eight years
It has been said that woman in her dress that you must step somewhere, or ad then a reliable nurse who can live with ago.”
■irh entitle humanity to love and niv beautiful invention.”
“Shakespeare?” we cried in astonish
In the absence of the old man the owes more to art than to nature. This vising him to keep his feet in his pocket, out sleep lor a month, then ship baby
Let. To make the best of the posi-
L in which one is placed, whether correspondent took up the deadly belt I is especially true in modern days, and | lie cannot but admire your presence of and nurse to some comfortable but dis ment. “Where?”
That was too much for him, but a gen
■t position be high or low, is the secret and examined it closely. Though the she who can use fashionable costume mind and your ready wit.
tant farmhouse until the process is com tleman in our party who knows his
■wise living. A clown and a preacher outside was of brass it was lined with f wisely with the innumereble adventitious
Don't take any especial pains to point pleted.
Shakespeare assured us that in Henry
ly lie th» very antipodes of character steel and was very flexible and hollow. ; aids it offers, adds much to the charm out the wav to tlie stranger who asks to
A young lady from the rural districts VIII., somewhere in the second act,
Id calling, and yet a man maybe hon- The front was wider and thicker than > and gracefulness of the modern world. be directed.
Just as like as not he entered a shop the other day and asked there occurs a passage very similar to
L1 and useful in either. The palpable the sides and back, and the whole —[Mrs. Armytage.
won’t rememlier aright. Tell him to for a pair of stockings. The clerk po the one used by the ex-keeper of the
■It with most of us i» that we fail to machine felt much heavier than it
find his nose and he will find it, or push litely asked her what number she wore. Pioneer’s Laundry. In fact, it runs like
A NEWSPAPER PUFF.
looked.
A
hinge
allowed
the
baek
to
Lke the best of our opportunities and
by without seeming to notice him.
“Why, two, of course! Do you suppose this:
open
and
the
belt
to
encircle
the
body.
Lire to conditions for which we are not
Don’t walk at one monotonous pace I am a centipede, or have got a wooden
“Verily
.This
Once
in
place
it
shapped
together
much
led. An important thing to be remem-
all the time. If you are in company leg?”
I swear ’tis better to be lowly born
•in a type
like
a
handcuff.
The
entire
front
was
with humble livers in content,
Led is that character is everything, and
•of my old
w&lk slowly, two or three abreast. This
Some of the ladies are regretting that And range
to be perk’d up in a glistening grief
pipe.
kt without the foundation of a good composed of smooth brass, on the under !
will prove a trial of patience to people the season for white dresses is draw ing Than
And wear a golden sorrow. ”
’
I
till
side
of
which,
right
under
the
nipple,
[aracter to build upon, all efforts to in
behind you ; but patience is a virtue and to a close, but in New York and BoHton,
it with
—[Correspondence N. Y. Tribune.
in the confidence of others in ourcap- there was an attachment which seemed
should lie exercised. When you are and other large cities, the pretty white
tobacco
then li
ptv fur honorable distinction will be to be to enable the wearer to load the
alone go at railroad speed, elbowing cashmeres, flannel and camel’s hair A BULLFROG ABROAD AND A WHOLE
ght the
belt. Otherwise the machine looked
your way vigorously through the crowds. dresses are worn in the house during
ne painfully abortive.—[Exchange.
TOWN AFTER HIM.
stuff-now (puff,
far from being dangerous.
Everybody admires activity and energy. the winter Beason. •
puff,
puff),
Among
the
many joys of the adult and
The Professor came in struggling at
Don’t, when two or three of you get
of comfort
BARON STEUBEN’S ANECDOTE.
A French paper says that English juvenile inhabitants of Frankford, a
one end of a rope, with a miserable-
there’s no la
together for a little chat, consider that
ck. O’. (Puff)
|0n these occasions he was accustomed looking street dog at the other. “As I
you are blocking the sidewalk. The women are a flat-chested, long-mem suburb of Philadelphia, must be num
’tis, indeed,
Idine with Washington. Once several was going to say just before I went out,”
sidewalk was made for man, not man bered, large-footed race, awkward in bered a bullfrog of unexcelled beauty.
a friend in
bests were present, and among them he said, “with this beautiful invention
need that
for the sidewalk, anil it is your province gait, ill-dressed, know nothing about His days are passed in a miniature pond
hair-dressing, and are incapable of har of greenish water constructed on a level#
bbert Morris, who had come up to con- of urine a man with ordinary care and
(puff drives
to enjoy it to the full.
away trouble
monizing colors. This paper should' with the inner side of the front window
lit with Washington about the state of intelligence r an take off any public indi
Don
’
t
forget
to
stare
at
the
women
Like (Puff) a
not judge all English women by Mrs. of a restaurant. “Greenery yallery”
K finances. During the dinner he vidual at anytime and anywhere without
folk.
Your
eyes
were
given
von
to
stare
wife it cheers
aptly describes the hue of the bullfrog's
Joke very bitterly of the bankrupt con- incurring the slightest risk for himself
our life and
with, and if the women don't like it let Langtry.
(puff makers’
A San francisco old woman, who had complexion, but cavernous depths would
lion of the treasury, and his utter in- and causing no pain to the person at
them remain indoors.
pleasures
lility to replenish it, when Steuben tacked.” The Professor brought out an
Don’t pass by a lady without turning failed in an attempt to write on a )a>stal faintly imply the capacity of the gulf
double. One
id:
air pump from the closet, placed the belt
around to peer into her face. If you card as long a letter as she had intended disclosed by his white eight lips, but
who is sad it
"Why, are you not financier? Why under it and proceeded to charge it with
(puff) makes
didn’t do this, she might think you were to, presented the s|K»iled card ut the twelve inches of breadth and length
glad & (puff)
I you not create funds?”
a tremedous pressure. When he had
not a jackass, and it would be cruel to |H>Htoffice to be exchanged for a clean feebly suggest the massiveness of his
makes
life
one, and when the’clerk refused she size.
"I have dune all I can,” replied Mor- finished the gauge in the pump stood at
create a false impression in her mind.
worth living.
The gentle bullfrog lived apparently
I, “and it is imjtossible for me to do 20,000 pounds. The belt was then quite
Don’t talk in a low tone of voice as scrached his face and bit his finger.
All strife it
rigid, but gave no evidence of the ter
heals
and
you walk along, unless you have some
Bridesmaids at an English wedding in sublime contentment. But he was
friend ships
r'What!” said the baron; “you re rible strain upon it. After he had re
thing really w orth hearing. If your con wore cream Swiss sprig muslin with not happy—very far from happy. A
makes hearts for-
seals an<l (puff)
kin financier without the finances? moved the belt from the pump he threw giving.
versation is of your achievements in coffee colored lace and Surah bodices, restless desire to try the world on the
“
dead
broke
”
my
When I’m
care a continental,
Ben I do not think you as honest a man aside his coat, clasped the belt about pipe I smoke nor
guzzling beer or mashing the girls—as, with Princess bonnets to match. They other side of the window filled his breast,
soon (puff) transpose no doubt, it is—the more people w ho also wore gold merrythought brooebes, and kept him awake at nights with vio
k ray cook. He came to me one day him, placed one of the pellets in the For (puff) my woes
I watch ascend the
splendors oriental,
»'alley Forge, and said, ‘Baron, I am nipple, and arranged two little steel to rings
hear you the greater the number of those the gift of the bridegroom; and they lent longings. He went. For weeks
which blend with atmosphere so ha-
bur cook, and you have nothing to levers, one under each arm, which he zy, ami (puff) I dream of bliss supreme, who will know you to be a superior be carried Isiuquets of pink carnations and J he awaited his opportunity. It came.
The window was opened one morning
h k but a piece of lean beef, which is then connected with the belt. After (puff, puff) though old and lazy. No cab ing.
yellow roses.
for cleaning purposes. . The bullfrog
bage loaf brings me to grief nor cigar
Don't miss the opportunity of exhibit
png up by a string before the fire, replacing his clothing, taking care to put
ette so nasty. My pipe so sweet, th»»ugh
ITEMS OF INTEREST.
made a sudden bound and disappeared
ing your fine clothes and refined man
lour wagoner can turn the string and the nipple through a button-hole in his
not so neat, give« (puff) a joy more
ners in front of the liquor saloons, the
P as well as I can. You have promised waistcoat where it was scarcely observ
There were 8,521 marriages in Phila- into space.
vasty. My pipe’«* my yoke. It’s fra
In a moment the main street of Frank
grant smoke in solitude I’m
atres and other places where your prom ; delphia last year, an increase of 952
k $10 a month; but, as you have able, he announced that he was ready.
ford was one of wild rour and frenzy.
snuffing. Tfio’ I decry all
inence
will
be
effective.
bthing to cook, I wish to bu discharged “Watch me closely,” said he: “you
over
the
previous
year.
else, yet my dear pipe
The owner of the—well—restaurant,
Don’t care for anybody but yourself.
P'l not longer be chargeable to you.’ will hear no sound.” Facing the dog,
I’m ever puffing.
Michigan is a State of small farms,
he pressed his left elbow against his
Remember that Providence helps those the average being only a little more I follow ed by his assistant carver, Ills wife
B y H. C. D odge .
pat is an honest fellow, Morris.’”
and his mother-in-law, rushed frantical
who help themselves.—[Boston Tran- ! than ninety-two acres.
I Morris did not join very heartily in side, which action he said “cocked”
ly into the street shouting: “The bull
HOW
HERR
FRANK
HARF
LEARNED
TO
the
strange
device,
making
it
ready
to
script.
k laugh that followed.—[Harper's
Jay <'‘Hike's gaudy house at Chelton lias escaped!” The cry was taken up
SFEAH ENGLISH SO WELL.I
go off from a light presure on the other
ngazine.
Hills, near Philadelphia, is turned into 1>V the affrighted bystanders: “A bull!”
side of bis body. Next, his right arm
THE OLD 8F0RTSMEN.
“Well. Frank, how are you getting
| a girls’ seminary.
“What bull?” “Which bull?” “A
IBui’rALOEs eoh L oud L oknk ’ s E state fell. “There,” said he, with a nervous along with your immense business’ I
There are 128,505 natives of New mad bull!” “Where?” “When?” and
It is remarkable that in the old sport-
| S cotland .—A car of an eastern nrotion, wiping the beads of sweat from don't see how you can manage so great
Hampshire residing in other parts of a general stanqiede followed. The sbop-
pond freight train, which had just got his forehead. “That dog is shot. In and varied a business as that the High ing engravings there are very seldom the United States.
kee|>ero hearing the cry “a mad hull,”
more than two men represented in the
Ifroni Stony Mountain, at Winnepeg, less than fifteen minutes it will be dead.” land House calls for.”
barred their doors and barricaded their
act
of
partridge-shooting,
and
quite
as
There
was
a
profound
silence
in
the
Baltimore
is
to
have
a
jH-rmanent
ex
“
Oh,
1
got
along
firsdrade
;
firsdrade.
P8 an object of great interest for a
windows. Mothers walking with their
often
only
one;
men
in
wide-skirted
room.
Nothing
but
the
ticking
of
the
hibition
building
of
brick,
marble
and
I
moost
more
pisness
haf
ns
I
can
do.
1
F*- The car contained two large buf-
children, took their little ones in their
shooting-jackets
coming
below
the
knee,
old
clock
on
the
wall
broketlie
stillness.
iron,
to
cost
about
$500,000.
got
der
biggest
blace
in
der
world.
”
roes> one of either gender, intended
arms and rushed frantically for safety.
“1 wonder you don’t have an agent.” long breeches covering the calf of the
Sixteen hotels in Chicago are assessed
F breeding purposes on the estate of It did not seem possible that the dog
“Veil. I g"t blentv mans under me; leg, short gaiters, and broad-brimmed, at $9,500,000. The theaters of the The local fire department turned out to
r’’ Marquis of Lome, in Scotland. The had been struck with anything. The
a man and horse, and, in their excite
pmals can hardly be called the “gen- Professor explained that the ]H-netrati<>n und I tells you it took a life mans to low-crowned hats. The coat was some city are valued at about $800,000.
ment, turned the hose on their own en
times of a bright red. They carry long
fne wild buffalo” of the far West, al- was so swift, and the hole made by the watch ’em all ofer and see dot efery- single-barreled flint-anil-steel guns, and
Connecticut has been the scene of gine, while the policepieutenant hurried
kiugh they probably looked as like the I»ellet so small that it caused very little tings vas exeguted like glock-work.
ninety-seven murders and only seven ly called njHjn his men, and, with up
are
accompanied
by
two
heavily-built
pain,
no
more
than
that
made
by
the
“
I
see
you
have
improved
wonderfully
knninc article as anything else existing.
lifted clubs, marched boldly out in search
|>ointers of the old thick-set square- , hangings, in the last twenty years.
[I may lie that his Excellency will go doint of a pin. Suddenly the dog gave in speaking English.”
The individual wealth of Great | of the infuriated animal. But nothing
¡loaded
type
which
Is
now
almost
pro
a
piercing
shriek,
jumped
from
the
floor
“
Veil,
you
see
my
pisness
dot
ele-
Intensively into buffalo raising in Scot-
_ _ highest
___ ___
____ , ¡could
___" be ___
in ___
the world,
seen. . “Well, where is the
scribed. These were the men who rose ' Britain is the
Md, and before long—when the buf. into the air, and fell back lifeless. He wates me in der bestest American so at break of day and returned to dinner France c
coming
next and the United ! bull?” became by degrees the question,
_
ciety
what
can
lie
had,
und
to
be
course
hws are all exterminated in the North was dead.
land
then it ______
leaked ______
out that it was only
_________
“It is not necessary,” said the Pro I learn dose langwiseh more faster as in the afternoon well satisfied with their : States third.
rent—he may be sending invitations to
Hummingbirds
in
Huntington,
Mass.,
!
a
bullfrog^and
"D
1
a
b'dl- . Froggy was
six
or
seven,
or
it
might
lie
eight
or
ten,
fessor,
“
that
these
projectile,
”
as
he
odervise vhen I don't dot high society
U friends to go buffalo hunting in the
“u“” home in triumph
brace or birds, killed in true sporting are tamed on sweetened water. It is a : recaptured and ‘ taken
highlands, where it is said the deer are picked up one of the pellets, “should got aroundt.”
reach a vital part, to cause death. It
“Yes, I see you speak the language style. This was the 1 st of September a ! woman's device, and seems to answer and in cords on a wheelbarrow to his
^coming scarce.—[Winnep$g Sun.
: pond, where he once again abides, a
is only necessary that, the projectile much better than vou did ten years ago hundred years ago. But the introduc well.
weary, dissatisfied thing.—| I’hiladelphia
should enter under the skin of the when you was in the Vine-street base tion of percussion locks and double bar
The United States Government has
I H er E ars iiad B een B ored .—“Don’t animal or man. The warmth and ment.”
rels revolutionized shooting inearlv as made a profit of $16,000,000 by coining Record. -----------
rethink earrings would become you?” moisture of the body dissolve the sub
“Veil, dere you see I nefer got obbor- much as breech-loaders; and as long eighty-five-cent dollars at one hundred
A T errible C onundrum .—These fel
Rttired Kosciusko Murphy of Birdie stance of which the te'llet is composed, tunity toconwersemit high-up American ago as 1827 we have Ixtrd Althorp cents each.
lows who are always punning, asking
tet'ce. Kosciusko had l»een paying ! and the instant a drop of blood that is ladies und don’t make no try-hardt dot killing his 24 brace to his own gun on
There are two colored female lawyers conundrums or making “gags” should
pinlie very assiduous attention of late. tainted with it enters the heart, death langwiseh to learn. Now it vas differ non-preserved ground. This was the
in the United States, Mary A. 8. Cary be sat down upon. The other day a
I “I don’t know,” replied Binlie de- ensues.”—[New York Times.
1st
of
Septemlier
50
years
ago
—
the
ent. I efery day got interduction to
of Michigan, and Iamise V. Bryant of | < 'alhoun street counter-jumper tried to
hwely.
American ladies of the most highest middle style, which flourished for about
puzzle a Main street youth with :
A R ich C ountry .—When George W. rank, und to be course der is vhere I a generation, and still lingers, as De Colored«.
I*’! suppose the reason you don’t wear
“Charlie, can you tell me the differ*
A g'Kid watch should be oiled once a
■liem is because it will hurt so to Peck was in Colorado lie wrote home catch dem big words on und grammar Quincey says, in sheltered situations;
■ enee between an accident to an agricul-
_
h»'e your ears bored?”
that when he went to the Teller House und such dings. Dot vas der bestest the style which in our opinion is the year, and the kind of oil used is gen- ,
machine and a performance that
”011, not in the least,” said Birdie, to have his clothes brushed, the porter •dication vhat a Scherman mans can haf beat of all, but which has in its turn erally porpotae oil, prepared especially 'oral
I .s-casionally becomes necessary in
~ so
*ith animation. “I’ve had that done handed him 10 cents. He asked what got. You see yonrselef how I got me been superseded by breech-loaders, and foe the purpose.
The fashion of having a lot of sun ciety?”
retrievers, and driving, till pointer» are
Tpa‘ly .quite often, almost every evening that meant and the l>orter said, “That » imbrove.”—[Kentucky State Journal.
‘•Oh! heavens, spare me!” moaned
—in fact, for the last three weeks.”
the difference, but you can take the dust
hardly to be seen except upon a grouse flowers glowing in a window as a guard I [ the victim.
against malaria, appears to be growing ■
Then Kosciusko reached round to the and give me 10 cents if you want to.
moor,
and
have
necessarily
become
morr
‘‘Give it up, eh?”
Jo Cook—“ Boo-hoo-oo I” Western
i*“«, dragged his hat off the cover and Peck said he didn’t understand, where cop—“What is the matter?” Jo— or less «»steady, where men load so in New York.
'•Yes, of course.”
^nunenced to fade away gradually into upon the isvrter said that he estimated “Boo! There’» a feller—boo-lioo—’• rapidly that they hardly give them time
The most prosperous city in the South I “Well, you see, one is mashing a
”*enrity, and now a wide chasm separ. that he would get at least 25 cents goin’g to lick me—oo-o!” Cop—“What to “downcharge.” — [The Saturday is said to 1* Macon, Ga. In the last 1 thrasher
_
_ the
__ other . is thrashing
_____
and
a
**cs the gallant Kosciusko and the worth of gold from the dust so he paid di<i you do to him?” Jo—“Nothin’. Review.
three years her new bnil.lings and im-
[Fort Wavne ’„«»tier’
™*rming Binlie.—[Texas Siftings.
him the difference. Soon a dog came
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provements have cost $2,977,300.
He pitched on to me first.” Cop—
into the office all dirt and began scratch “Well, you stand by me, little hoy, and
The city street lamps of Boston are . A young man was congratulated on
“But I will not dilate,” »aid the
Mtnmp speaker. “If y<m do, I am lighted at a cost of $1.50 |ier 1,00 feet reaching his twenty-first birthday,
More than $5,000,000 in haul cash ing for a flea. The proprietor «napped he shan’t hurt you.”
afraid the excited audience will cause for gas. There are 10,427 gas lamps, ; “Well, how do you feel over the mat-
"*■” been expended in various attempts his fingers and the porter came up on
George A ngustus Sala call, the United Ivon to die early,” yelled a red-nosed and 2,467 oil lamps for the outer dis- ter’”’ he was asked, and he replied
J1 find gold ¡a paying
_ quantities in the run with a pan and held it under the
dog
and
caught
the
dust.
Tlic
dust
tricts.
' heartily, “i feel like a new man.”
"’’’Tria. The entire mine pnq>erty of
| man in the back row.
•
States the Woman’s Kingdom.
yielded 30 cents' worth.
>t«to is assessed at $127,000.
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