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PATENT office . heating companies in New York City, THE WILD MAN. | [cents a grab; don’t let anybody be THE BAD BOY HEAVY HEADS one of which has proved a most lam backward in a good cause? Three or Thia is the season of the year made entable failure, while the other has I r ll>» Q'“’er Happenings In th» , j four had put up their ten cents and by eld journalistic traditions Is""”'f in»Jovery—17.000 Model» Sold had a measure of success. It is not h » <.»t» hi » i-a for stealing < madea grab when an old maid from i A Curious Complaint—Th«* Tyranny of sacred I <orl‘> 1,1 * so certain that money invested under ■•‘'vt-.. and thru 1-ui, Mwi’a. kaKr, Odikosh, who had beeu to the springs ' Chaiupague at London Dinner-Ta« to the appearance of the wiki man. I f„rOM J»»“ There is no more stable American in ground will always return a fair in » ra - as, for hysteria got ¡B jjer work on the ble«. stitution than the wild man. Thai terest. It may be necessary to incur j collar-box. When she got the cover I I fhe number of successful inventors great expense when an underground year should be marked with a black “Well, well,” remarked the gro 1 off. one of the mice that knew his | “A confirmed diner-out,” writes to page in our history that fails to wit cable gives out, as the whole route I always large, but the number of cervman as the boy came into the business, jumped on her shoulder the Pall Mall Gazette as follows: ness the advent of the wild man. No r ones is very much larger. may have to be dug up to find the store and sat up on the edge of the *J*d "awkfl do™. h<* n®°k’ aud such year has yet arri veil. The ques , ,, ? , I the other dropped down on the floor "There are few things more strange tion of the presidential succession has Kj« the other day 17,000 models of break. Accidental discoveries have sup counter, “you loom up well for a boy I and Ktarted ar^d meet the other than the small use to which the happy inventions were sold for old plied some of the most valuable pro trembled in the balance; we have had with the ague. I thought you I You’d a died to seen her flop and possessors of fine clarets in England [¿h There is always somebody work cesses of the industrial arts. It is couldn’t get out of bed, you haven't I show her stocking and scream. The put their wines, and especially is this years of ahenative, active and un healthy, from our southern brothers; Ing ¡it the unsalable problem of per said that the rolling of cold iron was been around for nearly a week?’ deacon’s folks thought it was another the case in London, where the tyranny i strange periods of change and dis first suggested by the fact that a work E,»l motion or making a flying ma- Ai , i . r attack of hysterica, and pa and the who was placing a piece of hot O. the ague 8 played out. I dpae(,n got her on the soth and held of champagne is at its height. Let turbance nave come to our young re f?np It not infrequently happens man iron in the rolls carelessly permitted they run out of quinine iu this town her while they poured paregoric and any one who is in the habit of dining public; but never yet. has the season Lt, after a patent has been refused his tongs to be drawn in ‘He noticed while 1 was sick. Any bow they fired [ cayenne pepper down her. When out relate his experience of the last , for the wild man come around with out the wild man. Always prompt, F inventor, a subsequent applica that they were rolled, ami not broken. nearly a barrel of it down my neck,” | got sbe screamed all J he season. He will tell you that, whether i always ou hand at the proper time, Ln i» granted by a different exam- He called the attention of the Super replied the boy, helping himself to I harder. Then one of the other the dinner has been at a private house 1 he would be a valuable addition to intendent to the occurrence, and this women see the mouse and got up in any district telegraph messenger ’ Mff. led to investigation and experiment an apple. i the chair and shook her skirts and or a club at a bachelor’s rooms or at corps. I It sometimes happens that a patent and the discovery that cold rolled “I heard your father was arrested asked the new young minister to help a hotel, at the Smiths with £10.000. " The wild man’s favorite habitat is L granted to one man after somebody iron is equal to steel for shafting pur last Saturday. What's the trouble?” her catch the mouse. The poor fel or at the Browns with £700 a year, I the woods of Teuuessee; but some of Le has failed to receive a patent for poses. The process of rolling iron asked the groceryman as ho closed a low looked as though he would like the staple of the entertainment has him has been found in West Virginia, ' cold was not long after patented, and the game invention. This is a fruit- millions of dollars have been made , new gate at the end cf the counter to, but he fa;led. Just then the bot been champagne. I do not mean to and a few have been known to affect ■ tom of the chair broke and let her Pennsylvania. Our own dear Empire L source of litigation. Indeed, liti- out of the patent. Le had had made to keep the boy fall over ou ma and tore her bangs say that the champagne has been the State i has made a praiseworthy though Ltion about patent rights is so com There are many similar instances I away from the sugar bin. all down. Ma called her a ‘hateful same in all cases, or equally well j futile attempt at the production of served: but there it was in some , Lon that in the introduction of any where observing workman have called thing ’ ami told her she ought to be a wild man. Cold and imaginative “Well he did come near being run Lloable patent the legal expenses of attention to valuable processes. A JU, WOlllCI 11 in, olllv, sure, OLlll and A I guess lit" he would if 11 it I ashamed of herself. Finally they form or other (generally iced beyond 1 New England has failed in her duty signal one was in the early period of recognition), and there was no escape j in order, but no one defending it are a large part of the You see ma has ®°'' things 1 in the matter of wild men, although hadn ’t been for me. ” Lpital required. Immense sums the cotton manufacture, when a good been sick ever since she went into the sauted to > t tackle the bag, and as from it Now, it is far from my in- , the Concord School of Philosophy J . II . V • I 1 llPfA U ’ :lk V deal of trouble was caused by the cot tention to decry champagne, which at | Lere snent in defending Morse’s pat- lias raised some hopes in the breasts deacons cellar to draw cider and met here was where the profits come in, , those who would fain see the old Lts for telegraphing, and the various ton sticking to the bobbins. All the that skunk, so she told pa if he pa braced up and said he’d like to certain times and seasons is superior of Clients for sewing machines, India workmen in the mill were delayed by would get a couple of good fet hens, know why everybody acted so ’spi to all other wines. What, for in- ( commonwealth of Massachusetts show Lbber manufacture, and of the inven the necessity of stopping work to she would try and make a pot pie for cions, he’d like to see a grab-bag stance, is more enjoyable, and one , up a specimen that would outshine , best that the fertile south could tions that have revolutionized indus clean the bobbins. At last one work Sunday, as she felt her health failing, that would give him the hysterics, may add more wholesome, after a the trial processes. But, when rights are man found a way to obviate the and if her appetite didn’t improve and said ‘women are always gettin’ long and wearisome day’s work than , do. trouble. He, and he alone in all the a pint of tine champagne with one ’ s scared at nothin ’ ? He then put The wild man is usually discovered Lee established by law, the profits soon she would go hence, whatever mills, had clean bobbins. For a long that Le enormous. It was shown in a time means. So that evening pa down ten cents and jammed his hand well-earned dinner? What is com- j by berry pickers. When they see he kept his secret to himself. He parable to it, when after a long Btretch ] way down in the bottom of the bag, him they drop their tin cans, their jug Lcent ease before the United States finally revealed it on the promise of started out after hens. He was too the reaches of the Thames we of ( switchel and their self-possession hurt that for royalty alone on the a pint of beer a day for life. His se late to get dressed ones, so he got but he didn’t keep it there long. He down gain at length the blissful haVen of , give a jump and yanked his hand out and rush madly from the berry field, Manufacture of barbed fence wire cret was to “chalk the bobbins.” That two live ones from the market and fore than $1,000,000 a year were paid. little scraping of salt on the bobbins •trrted home. Me and my chum yelling ’thunder!’ Then he swnng it lunch? What would Ascot or Good- ] leaving behind them a broad swath wood be without champagne? But , of hair pins and sun-bonnets. I Inventors are now chiefly busy with saved millions of dollars a year, and were layin' for him, and when he over his head to shake it off, and it is a different thing. How well one it down on the deacon’s Thun the men of the neighborhood Lectricity, and the Patent Office is the observing workman got not only got about half way home it com brought . themselves with shot-guns of the menced to rain and he started on a head, and smashed his specs. Then knows the routine! First the glass arm Heluged with devices for making new his beer, but a competence. swung it the other way, and struck of sherry after your soup; then the . pattern of 1812 and several jugs of has of the modern marvel, or for Each extension of modern enter run so as to not get wet We fol he the woman president of the sewing glass of hock (generally rather thin) : whisky, and start out in pursuit of bring it with new appliances. .Many prise and skill brings with it a train lowed and met a policeman and told society in the stomach ’and knocked after the fish, and then the inevitable. , the monster. The only fruit, of their M these inventions run in the direc of inventions. The railway, the tele him we saw a man steal two hens, her down in the deacon’s lap. After It is true that in some houses it is ( chase, if it may be spoken of as fruit, tion of motors. The opinion has graph, the steamboat, the develop and pointed pa out as the man. The pa had hollered hoarse, and the custom to send round claret as an is usually a neat collection of reptilia, Cained some ground lately that star ment of iron, electricity and petrole policeman started after him and thumbed half the himself in the room, alternative to hock, and sometimes to mostly of the kind that are known to Le batteries of electricity are not as um, have each produced a long line yelled at him to halt, but pa did not the turtle let go, people and pa said he champagne; but it seems to be frequent the human boot. Successful as was at first expected. It of inventors more or less auceessfnl, hear him. Pretty soon pa saw some ‘could lick the man that pnt that thought that because you do not Then comes a lull, during whioh one was chasing him, and thought it L asserted by some that no storage so that each of these industries might trap in the grab-bag? Then pa drink champagno you are therefore the public mind remains in a state of battery ever gives out as much elec have a creditable exhibition by itself. was a robber, so ho ran all the harder. steel of appreciating any decent gloomy suspense, mixe.1 with fever Then the policeman pulled out his re and ma got mad, and everybody be incapable tricity as it receives, and that every gan to jaw, and they all went home. wine, for your alternative is generally ish anticipation and punctuated with volver and fired in the air to «care Loment decreases the amount yield- FEMALE FANCIES- pa, just as one of the henB got her There’s been a sort of coldness a poor bourgeois vintage, which be incredulity. Then two men who feel kL Edison says the best storage bat Mrs. Partington, dear old lady, says wings loose and floppea it in pa’s among the members ever since. I comes almost as fatiguing as cham that they have a special and sacred tery is a ton of coal, which can be used guess pa won’t have a hump-backed pagne before the end of dinner. Per kt any time to drive a dynamo ma there are very few people now-a-days eye. Pa dropped with a groan and boy, but I’ll get even with him. you haps no alternative is offered, and call for the miraculous go out into who suffer from “ suggestion of the the woods after chipmunks and casu said: ‘ I ’ m shot. Tell my wife I died te. Others, however, still think you murmur in the butler’s ear, ‘Is ally encounter the wild man, who happy? Then a crowd got around just see if I don’t.” ¡hat the storage battery will produce brain.” there any claret? ’ With a hesitating Jriid the boy went out and took a drives them from his Hylvan luir with The latest new song is entitled! him and was agoing to hang the wonderful results. policeman, but he ¿’wore theShot “Warranted Fresh?’ from the ‘Yes, sir? he will extract from the a fence rail. Inventors have always sought, to “Save the Sweetest Kiss for Mother.” j fruit stand, and hung it on a blind cellaret-the remnants of a bottle of After this the wild man is general utilize the forces of nature for the con- That's good dqctrine, but the young [ came across the street, for he saw horse that was hitched to a garbage Meiloc, opened perhaps the day be ly wrapped in obscurity, and right- two men run, and said he didn ’ t man will continue to leave it with his I Eervation of power. A good deal of fore, and with this you must preforce minded people, as a rule, approve of a revolver anyway, and the wagon in front of the store. lime and money have been spent on girl, just the same, till the mother carry be content. But, it will be said, ‘the this endeavor to supply the deficien crowd might search him. But I saw j calls for it. Efforts to utilize the force of the rise host produces his fine claret after cies of his toilette. AFRICAN SIMPLICITY. "Your daughter? It is impossi'. le! liim throw it over in a yard and me End fall of the tide. According to dinner? He may, but to very little But of late it has been held the and my chum got it the next morn Some of the Belgian explorers who Eome plans the water is to be stored Why, you look more like twin sisters.” ! ing. purpose. The hostess as she passes proper thing to capture your wild When pa found he wasn ’ t have just returned to Europe from n a reservoir at high tide, and used “No; I assure you she is my only dead, he called for a stretcher to Africa tell amusing stories of the her husband whispers ‘Itemember, man. This is a difficult and danger lo turn a water wheel when the tide daughter,” replied the pleased moth be carried home to die with bis simplicity of the natives and their we are going off to L uly So-and-so’s? ous undertaking. Not because of any tails. Another plan is to get the pow- er. And the polite old gentleman family. While some of the crowd unlimited confidence in the power of which means that two hours have injuries which the wild man might Erfrom the rise and fall of afloat, spoiled it all by remarking, “Well, went for the stretcher, the rest be the Europeans, to whom they attrib been expended on dinner. The host, inflict upon his pursuers during the there used to be a tidal mill at, As- well, she certainly looks old enough gan to see where the bullet went in, ute the control over the rain and therefore, sends round with all ex process of capture, but because of the briaand another at Charleston, S. C. to be your sister!” and when they couldn’t find it, he sunshine. A Belgian Lieutenant who pedition his best claret., his brown extreme awkwardness of disposing of The large amount of land required to Poots’ wife remarked to him, as got up and offered to lick any man has just, returned from crossing the sherry, and perhaps his old port and your wild man after you have caught ret the requisite area of water sur- they started out the other night to that said he was shot. Just then continent from the Congo to Zanzi Maderia; but ere they have traversed him. Obviously, the proper thing is pce is considered an insuperable ob take supper with the Browns, that she another policeman came up and bar, was asked by the natives near the table a counter-attraction is of to sell him to a museum; but it is taction to tidal mills. expected Mr. B. would have a stun-1 said he recognized pa as ‘Chicago the latter place to remove the drouth. fered in the shape of a cigar-case, equally obvious that this is impossi which means, as far as wine is con ble. The sale cannot be consummated A good deal of money has been ex ning coiffure. "Well, I am sure I Bill? a notorious safe robber and that Having noticed that the rain fol cerned, you might as well drink without the delivery of the wild man. pended on solar engines, in the hope hope so,” grumbled Poots. “I haven’t i a reward was offered for him. Pa lowed him on his way from west to if getting power out of the sun’s rays. had anything good to eat since the l said he was an honest man and | east, he gravely promised to let it Medoc as Lafitte. Now if this was No museum yet recorded in the re John Ericsson, the inventor of [the l«st time we were at mother’s. agreed to go back to the market rain if they would exempt him from occasional it would not signify, but turns will accept a newspaper ac Monitor and a thousand other things, Sentiment in the Bois de Botilogne. with the chickens and be identified. paying the usual tribute. They prom on every night from Easter to the end count of the capture of a wild man has made some beautiful solar en Romeo and Juliet are promenading They found only one of the cjiickens, ised at once, and soon-afterward they of July it is a serious matter. Every for the wild man himself. The pa fines, and not long ago an inventor on a beautiful summer evening. but the market man knew pa and were rewarded by a downfall of rain. wine merchant will tell you that trons of a first-class museum would bad a model of a solar engine on the Romeo, raising his eyes to heaven, fixed it, and then the policeman be “The populations in those parts,” champagne is the wine most fatiguing not like the substitution. You cannot top of the Cooper Union building, exclaims, “What an admirable spec gan to beg pa’s par.lon and pa gave says the Independence lielge, “are in to the palate to taste, how much more poke a newspaper account in the ribs •nd managed to get up steam in a taele! Look at those thousand stars him five dollars to keep still about it. that state of civilization called the so to drink continuously! On the with umbrellas, or test its linguistie boiler. The trouble is, however, that that sparkle!” ‘Yes,” replies Juliet, When pa got home he told ma how iron age. Slavery is deeply rooted, other hand the least irksome wine to powers with scraps of bad French. the sun does not always shine, and “they remind you of the lanterns on he had helped catch a safe blower ! but the time seems to bo gradually taste is claret; now as at a dinner The latest wild man caught this party in London, one is obliged to be season spoke Germau. From this it the solar engine, to be of any practi the carriages!” and when he got his share of the, approaching when they may ex two hours in a space more or less con cal use, must be accompanied with a When a Virginia belle was once sur reward she could have a new seal [ change it for the higher state of fined and L it, and a certain amount is inferred that he was originally a Itorage reservoir of power that can prised by her father in the parlor of skin sacque. ' serfdom. The introduction of a of liquids <s a necessity, why should misguided musician who lost his in be kept for a rainy day. After all, a hotel at the White Sulphur Springs terest in the world through an nowise “Your father’ll kill you some day. feudal system would at present be not clareti. have a chance? »al is nothing but the heat of the supporting upon her shoulder the But what sbont that fuss at the so of greatest benefit to the natives, who attempt, to work ont a theory recon “It is not the custom, at all events, citing Wagner and the Bible.—| f’uck. inn Btored in past ages for present head of a middle aged admirer, she cial at the deacon’s night beforv at present use slaves as a substitute in London to lay down a hogshead of k • ,— at once disarmed the impending re last?” asked the groceryman, as he for money — estimating values ac favorite wine; but most people who There is no telling of what great buke by exclaiming: "Surely, father, picked the fly specks off from a lot cording to the number of slaves by a keep A PRISONER’S LETTER. up any cellar at all have a few ralue the discovery of the simplest this is not the first time you have seen of maple sugar he was putting away which any commodity can be bought. dozens of three or four different About, a week ago Assistant District tact may be When bromine was dis an old head on young shoulders?” for ‘new maple sugar’ next spring. ----- » < kinds 1>f claret. If these three or Attorney Kinsey sent a large arm covered by Ballard in 1824, nothing “Simon, you have been drinking “I heard the whole church was mad __ = A delightful custom is in vogue four different kinds were given in chair, that had been occupied by Gov ff importance was expected from it. again. I smell liquor on your breath, at each other over a grab bag, and among tho Baltimore ladies, accord- proper during dinner ac ernor Pattis >n when Comptroller, to How it is a valuable factor in pho- and it was only yesterday you prom the presiding elder had all he could ¡ng to a newspaper of that city, cording sequence to their respective vintage or the Penitentiary to be recaned. It lography, and a useful remedy for ised me, your fond wife, that you had do to quiet things down.” which says: “A close observer in the merit instead of the eternal chain was returned promptly: Mr. Kinsey tenons affections. "That don’t amount to much,” re park on a fair afternoon will see that now finally reformed.” "Yes, Mrs. a pleasant variety would be sat down jp it to read a newspaper. Capital is never wanted to try even Mulberry (hie), ash so; but you see plied the boy. "There’s always some- every lady who makes a pretence to pagne, imparted to a repast, which is now While idly swinging his hand to and ibemost foolish inventions. Not long (hie) cholera’s a raging in Egypt (hie), thing turns up when the sociable style wears a different make of dog— sadly monotonous. If it tie objected fro his fingers touched a slip of paper tgo an inventor bad an idea that be an’s cornin’ in this direction like (hie) season first starts in. Y'ou see, ma a dog with, some feature or cliaract- that ladies do not care for claret, 1 that had been fastened to the arm of »nld, by the use of a naked wire, ’spress train. Got to begin to brace was appointed a committee to fix up eristic different from any other canine think it is an assertion hardly war the chair and was almost impercepti produce a return current and avoid up my (hie) system in time, Mrs. (hie) a grab-bag. Me and my chum were | on the drive. This variety is easily ranted by facts; my own experience ble. He detached the slip, and, open electrical disturbances in cables. He Mulberry.” digging bait that morning to go fish secured. We are about to give a lo is decidedly the contrary. The truth ing it out, saw that it was a message »nld have got the capital to lay a ing,'when pa came out and said, j Cal secret away, because, as journal is that a lady hardly ever takes fine from the convict who had done the A young lady who has been at Mol-, •Hennery long cable under ground to try his lvchukamunk, I believe you put up that ist8, it is our duty to tell the truth claret. At home she will drink claret repairing. The prisoner’s name and Mooselucmaguntic, •xperiment. He was with difficulty chicken job on me, and I don't be and to furnish information upon all and water, which, of course, is some the number of his cell were given, Ayboljockamejus, Magaguadavic Cob- iissnaded from doing this by a prac lieve anything but hard work will ■ subjects. The secret of this adtnira ordinary or Ixiurgeois wine; if she the communication continued: tical man, who saved him lots of bossee, Togus, Tomhegan, Kateps- reform you. I want you to spade up l>lo variety is that every lady makes dines out or has friends at her own and “I got three years from Williamsport; kowegan, Brassau, Aziscoos, Iiipo- Boney by wrapping several miles of the ground under the currant bushes? | her own dog. She decides for her- house, champagne is invariably given, twenty two months to do yet; will *ble about a barrel and arranging genus Ebeeme, Nahmakanta. Mill- I asked him if he wanted a hump- self the style of dog she will affect, and as she rarely takes more than got out May 26, 1885; done this chair naked wire as proposed by the in- noket, Monsweak, Matta wamkeag and backed, disfigured l>oy, made so by j she then buys the shaded plush, one wine, there is an end of it. At get made a good job of it. This ’entor. The result was a complete other fashionable resorts down in hard work. 1’a said he would risk cloth, satin, linen or fur that her clubs, too, the same fashion prevails, and ought to be worth some tobacco to Maine, had an awfully nice time, but Mure, but the cost of the experiment the hump, and told me to pitch in, nimble fingers can manipulate into lamed her jaw in trying to tell and then went down town. My chum the shape she wants, and then Hhe and with even less reason; there nt whoever it belongs. Good-bye Old *as comparatively trifling. This is she least is plenty to choose from, man Time is rolling on; don’t forget, *n illustration of the large amount the Home Circle in her village about said he would help me, and me cuts ont her canine pet. stuffs it with for every good clnb has a large va whoever gets this note.” Mr. Kinsey M money that can be wasted through her travels. and him got the job done before raw cotton, sews on its tail and ears, riety of clarets. But no; if Jones purchased five pounds of chewing to An economical housewife says: Two two o’clock. When we got done I fits a couple of glass marbles in for is entertaining Brown and Robinson ignorance. Men will work away at bacco of the liest quality, put it in a Jn idea with no knowledge of what drinks of whisky mean a pound and come in and found ma had finished eyes, and there she has a dog which be will probably order a magnum of pretty box and sent it to the convict, M b been done or what can lie done, a half of beefsteak; two beers, a din the grab-bag, and bad it all loaded, she can hold in the most graceful at champagne to start with, and when with his compliments.—[Pittsburg “nly to discover at the en I what they ner of mutton chops; a cocktail, an with the top fastened with a puck titudc, suited precisely in size and that is consumed he will suggest Dispatch. Mould have known at the beginning. egg plant or head of cauliflower. ering string, and hung on the back shape to her favorite breed, and in that they should ‘stick to it? They A good deal of money has been "What'll vou take, Charley?" stands of a chair. Ma was up stairs get- color harmonizing beautifully with generally do ‘stick to it? with the not Before a London Police Court re •pent in the effort to introduce ice for a nice’ oyster stew for the whole ting her Sunday clothes on, to go her complexion and dress. Some unfrequent results of a heavy head cently appeared a despondent hus »whines. There is, however, a strong family Sunday morning. ‘ Set ’em to the sociable, so it didn’t take me u]tra fashionable|families have|a num and dry palate in the morning. Now, band and that his wife, An up again" means sugar in the house anil my chum long to empty the bag gpr o f these pudding pugs and »^petition to be encountered, since for a mouth. This is a bit.of practi for the price of bis mariginn alone nie Lavinia declared Jane Caroline Ciegg Le I and get first choice. Then I got our poodles made up and constantly on ice may always be bad for the gather might have given his friends a Cherminant, was an unbearable per cal domestic economy furnished by a ■ mouse trap and took it to the barn, hand to match their various cos- Jones ■fr and transportation is cheap. L ’ anilac. a l ’ ontet Canet, and a Leo- Having previously procured a Eire escapes are numbered by the workingman for the consideration of ; and caught two nice big fat mice and | tumes.” ville—far greater variety at the time son. for her appearance to an put ’em in a collar box with holes cut ------------------------ •ousand. Hardly a day passes that hi3 fellows. and certain immunity from evil effects summons swer to the chargos of opening their An English writer says that “kiss next day.” A citizen and stranger were riding in it, to give 'em air, and dropped that ™ Fire Commissioners are not com- * bedroom window at night, turning ¡ng is a natural proceeding, and one I J~*d to test some new plan. A good along Beacon street the other day at, in the bag. Then my chum remem- which, ont the gas, stripping off the bed *•* of room is taken up in the Pat-1 I low tide when the latter's olfactory [ liered a big snapping turtle he had I ' ' ’ within certain limitations, con He was a college man, only about clotbee and assaulting her lord, he •°t Office with the models of these i nerves were assailed by the odor pe I in the swill barrel, and me and him j stitutes a highly pleasing experience. six weeks at large, anil was traveling had now come into court a second culiar to this district “Not exactly [ got that and wiped it as dry as we j We once heard a young man say Jfntrivancss. de Cologne,” remarked the I could, and tied it all up but its a kiss was “bully,” but the English in Missouri. He made a mild little time to announce that his polyglot Avery good example of the eager- eau stranger. “Oh. no,” replied the citi I head and put that in just as the dea writer’s definition may be the correct mash on the train, and was sealing spouse had cooked the summons and ** with which capital can be.se- zen, with French the same with wild oranges of the served it up hot on a plate for his din accent, “O—dor Bos- eon's hired man came to take the bag one, albeit no more expressive. to promote the most chimerical j ton' We are nothing desert which are sold bv the fiery out ner. Thia was an indignity to which I over to the sociable. Me and my if not original. ™>as may be seen in the story of the Very few young and blushing law of the train. “Allow me,” he Job himself had never Iswn subjected, chum went down to his house and — [Boston Globe. motor. The stockholders have waited till the people got over tn the English soubrettes now claim that said gracefully, “to remove the epi and he wanted redrees. r**n pretty thoroughly bled already, In France bachelors have to serve sociable and then we went over and they came over with the first Lydia dermis.” “Lor*, no!” she hastily in . 7t are compelled to bleed still more in the army twice as long as married got up in a tree where we could see Thompson troupe. Like soldiers of terjected, “1 want to eat that. But A fine shade tree was recently cut ® the hope of saving what they have men. The life of a bachelor is of no through the open window, and hear the late war, members of the late war, you can peel off the skin; I don’t down in the New York Central Park, expended. The varying fate particular importance in a commun all that was going on. Pa he stood members of the old Thompson want to get my fingers all sticky.” because it obstructed the view of a ^capital invested is seen in the con- soda fountain. And it so was. over by the bag and shouted, ‘Ten troupe are veterans, if alive. ^ting results of the two steam- ity.