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------------------ (------ -------------------------- bckkowed wit . i e THE TRAVELING TYPE BETTER tbey had let me take my natural rest, where wculd I have been now? Keep A sea-serpent 1» known by it wrig He walked silently in. We knew A Compiate Guide to All the w ing store, no doubt, and respected by him the minute we raised our eyes The t'urluu. Place# Where Money hn. gle- This is tbs mansion that quaintly looks Fine Phrase* Geuenlfe p**1 Like a orazy oolleotion of crannies aud all. And what The plumber ’ s favorite fruit — been Keuixl When Hidden er l.o**-- | and saw him standing there. In nooks. the Public. Strange Freaks. AM ADROIT OLD ADVENTURE I fact, we had been expecting him; he Plums. While ths red painted roof in contrast is ------- I The publisher's popular tool—Adze. aeen nearly always comes when we are in the subject of this memoir was! In With the walla of decidedly hilions rfreen, He had an austere face, 6tej “I have been sent for very often in I The lawyer’s usual garments-long And ahady verandas, all darkly complected. order to get a chance to fly his kite I just such a strait and needing him. Which surrounded the new villa which Jack on Sunday he used to hang a key on He always wears the same style of my time,” said an elderly detective, suit. hair and a dictatorial voit,1 erected. the string and let on to be fishing for clothes—coat of one kind and pants "to search for money concealed by The mind is like a sponge—It body rested comfortably in w ' Thia ia the massive and finely carved door; lightning. And a guileless public of another; he hasn’t any vest; his should never be allowed to get too chair upon the upper deck j eccentric people. There was more shoes are worn out and run down at And the hall with its rich India rag on the would go home chirping about the , floor, I the heels and his hat is battered and of this hiding away of cash forty dry- steamer. The time was xuornin, Which you see as yon enter the oottage that “wisdom” and the “genius” of the dusty. There are spots of ink about Silence is golden, but talkativeness the lioat was discovering to J* years ago than there is now, owing hoary Sabbath breaker. If anybody looks Like a crazy oolleotion of crannies and caught him playing “mumble-peg” his shirt, which hangs over his waist probably to the doubtful character is only nickl« plated. cursionists the beautie0 of thf o nooks, etc. There were no watermelons in the by himself, after the age of sixty, he band, aud his new paper collar is the of some of the old savings banks. son. only fresh, white thing about him, Garden of Eden. would immediately appear to be This is the brilliant electrio light. “Yes, sir, I assert it, he exeU and it looks as though he had just “ Some fifteen years ago I went up j Which plainly reveals to our curious eight “Be jaliers!” exclaimed an Irish ciphering out how the grass grew— | put it on with soiled fingers. He is to a farm house in Orange County, man, “I’ve slept sixteen hours. I “emphatically assert it. ThedZ The oarvinga upon the maaaivs door, as if it was any of his business. My And the hall with its rich India rug on the grandfather knew him well, and he pale, weak eyed and prematurely at the request of the heire, to look j went to bed at eight aud got up at tive letter writer is either a cran* floor, Which you see as you enter the cottage that says Franklin was always fixed— gray-haired; he looks as though he for money. The deceased had had eight." a simpleton.” looks always ready. If a body, during his hail never known regular hours, no striking characteristics for my “1 wculdn’t mind going up so Like a crazy collection of crannies and either for eating or sleeping, and he “Are you not a little hard on a old age, happened on liim unexpect nooks, ete. I purpose, and, after trying several 1 high,” said the hotel guest. “if the edly when he was catching flies, or I must have come thousands of miles, . lines of search for three days, I grew | bill was not made out in the same innocent people?” This is the furniture, quaint and rare, I and been coming ever since he was a “No, sir; not a bit too hut With a monogram carved on each stately making mud pies, or sliding on a j boy. His starting point was so far doubtful. His riding saddle had been j way.” eellar door, he would immetliately chair, never yet saw one of these vert ripped open, his bootheels knocked j Wiggins is discounted already by away, and so long ago, that he has Which is seen in the brilliant light, look wise, aud rip out a maxim, and lunatics in print but that I pm off for diamonds, his shoes split up Which also reveals to our ourious sight walk off with his nose in the air and almost forgotten when or where it and his upholstery pulled to pieces, j ajBrooklyn husband. He can always fifty ton pile driver might strij The carvings upon the massive door. tell when a storm is coming by look was; but we have an idea that it vocabulary and knock every adj«, And the hall with its rich India rug on the his cap turned wrong side before, musj have been when his mother Bricks had been taken out, the hearth ing in his wife’s face. floor, trying to appear absent minded and in it into the unrecoverable I torn up, and the wainscotings pulled buttoned hiS little blue shirtband Which you see as yon enter the cottage that eccentric. He was a hard lot. He ■ A girl at the sea beach, who can still, with all this, 1 would.; looks around his white, boyish throat, put I down. Even the backboards of pic-1 swallow bushel basket of flattery on And surprised to learn that you are J Like a crazy collection of crannies and invented a stove that would smoke on his little white hat, and sent him ture frames had been taken out, and , : the pizza, screams if she ships three your head off in four hours bv the nooks, etc. to inflict a littie article on aotneS the boy had dug around the roots of i clock. One can see the almost to work in the printing office. How every tree in the orchard, but still no | ! drops of Balt water when in the paper and deliver the patient ed This ia the fireplace, famous for miles, proud he was when he went home I waves. devilish satisfaction he took in it by of what Christianity he has For its exquisite frame of painted tiles, that first night and showed his new money had been found. The reward Which lights up the furniture, quaint and giving it his name. He was always Professor—“Here, James, what are Some of it already written, did was too large to be lost, but I was brass rule, aud tells mother he had rare.| proud of telling how he entered learned all the boxes, and has a free nearly at my wits’ end. Finally the you doing at that ventilator?” James say? I thought so. Just a j With a monogram carved on each stately Philadelphia for the first time, with chair, eto. ticket to the circus next week, and thought came like a flash: ‘Where —“O, nothing, sir; I am only cor account of the trip? Oh, yes, Im stand. Well, I suppose you will the editor gave him a big piece of was the old gentleman in the habit recting an airer.” NOTHING IN TUB WORLD These are the poliehed brazen “dogs,” Many people in New York who gin by saying that at half past ( Which support the orackling beechwood logs wedding cake, a part of which he had of sitt ng?’ I asked. ‘Oh, he almost Inclosed by the fireplace, famous for milee, but two shillings in his pocket and brought home for the baby, and if he always sat by that window,’ said the have moved into new quarters are o’clock you boarded the swift For its exquisite frame of painted tiles, four rolls of bread under his aim. brother; ‘but we’ve pulled everything afflicted with rheumatism, but they commodious steamer.” Which lights up the furniture qaaiut and But really, when you come to ex sets up a column in one day next "That was my intention; wbn week he can go fishing on Saturday. to pieces around there.’ ‘Sit down call it spare room-atism, rare, “Certainly, certainly; swift With a monogram carved on each stately amine it critioally, it was nothing. Yes, somewhere about there was the just as he did.’ The man sat down If your colleges would make it a chair, Anybody could have dona it To ‘In which direction was he most apt rule not to receive male students, but commodious, of course. Never Which is seen in the brilliant electric light, the subject of this memoir belongs commencement of his long journey,, and here he is now, perhaps two- to look?’ ‘Nowhere in particular; that girls should be embrace«! in their a steamboat yet that was not i Which alao reveala to our curious eight, the honor of recommending the army thirds on the way. He asks: “What’s out of the window generally.’ ‘Toward classes, it looks as though there and commodious. If you had boa The carvings upon the maasive door, And the hall with ita rich India rug on the to go back to bows and arrows in the show for a sit?” We give him a the barn?’ “No, this way.’ I fol would be a more satisfactory attend Noah’s ark you would undoubt floor, place of bayonets and muskets. He have telegraphed that she was, Which you esc as you enter the cottage that observed, with his customary force, case, and by and by he says he feels lowed the look; it was in the line of ance. commodious. After that you faint, and asks if we can’t lend him an old, used up pump. ‘Which way looks Down in Louisiana they have got and Like a crazy collectien of crannies sad that the bayonet was very well under a quarter, he hasn’t had any break I did he walk when he went out to the going on to say that the boat, nooks, eto., some circumstances, but he doubted fast yet. We know his weakness, 1 field?’ ‘Over to the pump, and then to stealing the corner stones of soon afloat upon the placid bos« churches, and a pulpit which can be While the red painted roof in contrast is whether it could be used with ac always ring in the placid, even i and, as we need his work, we go down ‘ made a bee line for the pond?’ seen curacy at long range. Benjamin with him and order some breakfast These answers had a certain signifi made over into a summer house is not cyclone is about - placid boeomof With the walls of dscidedly billions grseu, safe unless bolted down And the shady vernndas, all darkly com Franklin did a great many notable for him at the nearest restaurant. cance. Men like to have the place of Hudson, and swiftly plowing iu> plected, “Ninty-tive in the shade in the things for his country, and made her Which surrounded the new villa whiok Jack young name to be honored in many When he comes back he looks hap concealment in sight, and it is well city,” murmured the seaside landlord. through the gentle waves, while revolving paddle-wheels churned pier and better able to work. In the known that they will often walk over erected. lands as the mother of such a son. evening, when he goes to distributing money they have buried to see that “Gracious, but how I do pity those watery wastes into foaming spnj This is the charuAig youthful bride, poor town people. Here. John, tell It is not the idea of this memoir to Who over this beautiful home will preside, ignore that or cover it up. No; the his case, he recounts the history of the sod is usdisturbed. I had the the head clerk to advance the rates white as the sugary crest of a i ding cake. his late places of employment. He ; pump taken np and excavations made Who will gayly lead a luxurious life. simple idea of it is to snub those knows the circulation and amount of 1 —no money. The pump was re- $1 per day.” As the rich old widower's second wife, "Great heavens! man, thosei Very unlike the maiden forlorn, pretentious maxims of his, which he business of every paper in the State, ! placed. I entered the room once A Kentucky man has erdered a my very words.” Who milked the cow with the crumpled horn, worked up with e great show of and just why the liispatcli suspended [ more and stood by the window. Sud | case of live rattle-snakes from a •Indeed! I thought so. Ofcom And worked on the farm from morn till night aud why the Advocate Bold out to the denly I saw a faint but peculiar wrigging Pennsylvania locality. He you said something alioutyour g! ORIGINALITY OUT OF TRUISMS While she sowed for the priest by candle Courier. He is well acquainted with looking mark on the sill; it was a says, that if whiskey is to be pro ness to get away from the suf light that had become wearisome plati the unknown editor of the Thunderer, I surveyor’s point. I ‘lined’ it up to hibited. except for snake bites, he atmosphere of brick walls and In the first little house that Jack built. tudes as early as the dispersion from and has friends on the editorial force the pump, measured out to the exact j means to have his locality well sup- ouce more breathe the pure and —[Portland (Me.) Transcript. Babel; and also to snub his stove, of all the leading journals of the center of the line, and the digging plied. adulterated air of the river and and his military inspirations, his un country. By and by he whistles low began. A two-iiich steam pipe was “Yes,” said the roan, “it’s just my mountain.” AN ORIGINAL SKETCH OF BENJAMIN seemly endeavor to make himself an air from the Italian opera, aud in struck at a depth of four feet. The “Of course I did.” FRANKLIN. conspicuous when he entered Phila reply to a question answers with a 1 end was plugged; I took l ome a $500 luck, I ordered that lawn mower, to “Certainly; I knew it. Yon [ ruu early in the morning, to rouse delpkia. and his flying his kite and Mark Twain has been writing an Latin quotation. He stays with us a bill that night.” ! the snuffing out of that neighbor of marked, too, that the day was cl fooling away his time in all sorts of account of the American “Printer. week, and we grow to like him more j A GOOD PIECE OF DETECTIVE .ANALYSIS. mine, and drat me if they didn’t and bright. You would’ have i Patriot, and Philosopher.” As will such ways when he ought to have and more every day, he has read “I had a curious case two years ago. send one of the new noiseless kind.” the same thing if it had beenasd be seen, it varies very considerably been foraging for soap fat, or con everything from Shakespeare aud John Shrine, of Wisconsin, started as the record of one of your Eig from previous estimates of his char structing candles. I merely desire Ruskin to Mark Twain and Bill Arp; IA wealthy man had been attacked to do away with somewhat of the he knows more about our laws, na [ with partial paralysis, and his speech •» new religion at seven o’clock the Ward politicians. Then, again,j acter. letter had not p 'oceeded very far Benjamin Franklin was one of those nrevalent calamitous idea among tional and State, than the best law and the greater part of his memory other morning, and before sundown fore the indescribable beautiesof I had left him. him He wrote out the ques- ques he had 126 believers. You can make heads of families that Franklin ac Sersons whom they call philosophers. yer iu the city; he is well acquainted Hudson ls<gan to unfold then»! !e was twins, being born simultane quired his great genius by working with the life of every eminent person tion, ‘Where did I put my money?' most anything move along in this You said the excursionists skxxlip The amount was large, $32,000 in I country by putting a glass of lager for nothing, stndying by moonlight, ously in two different houses in the of his age, and is a perfect encyclo bound at the entrancing grandew city of Boston. These houses remain and getting up in the night, instead pedia of current events. But we bonds, which he had Ijeen about to | behind it. the view, when, in fact, half tbsp« until this day, and have signs upon of waiting t'll morning like a Chris cannot afford to keep him any longer, take to a safe deposit building. The “How old are you, Jacob?” asked you see are either reading the mo them worded in accordance with the tian; and that this programme, so we pay him ofl’, and again he starts I heirs were wild. I stopped all the ' the doctor of an aged Austin Israelite. ing papers, fast asleep, or utterly i facts. The signs are considered well rigidly inflicted, will make a Frank on that long road that leads- not to tearing up and cushion pricking “I vash seventy-two years old,” was concerned whether the entrancing enough to have, though not necessary, lin of every father’s fool. It is time home, for he has none; not to the business, for the man was not a ‘con- I the reply. “You may live to be eighty cetera is on exhibition or not because the inhabitants point out the these gentlemen were finding out society of intelligent people like [ cealer,’ though it was suppose«! by j years of age.” 1 vash afraid not, need not dwell upon the details doctors that he had felt the attack j “ Mishter Doctor,” replied Jacob, two birth places to the stranger any that these himself, for outside of the printing the coming on and had put the money in “vy should the Lord vast to take me your letter, but you worked up yi how, and sometimes as often as several office he is unknown; maybe back to j j some EXECRABLE ECCENTRIOITIES out-of-the-way-place. Just how at eighty, ven he can take me now at adjective vocabulary through I times in the same day. The subject night work on some city daily; or, if grand to the sublime, and theny of this memoir was of a vicious dis of instinct and conduct are only the too worn and old for that, a rapid : or in what spot in his library he had I seventy-two?” saw the Palisades. Ah! the Palisad position, and early prostituted his evidences of genius, not the creators descent from one country office to fallen, could not be made out. After A German editor who was chal- you exclaimed, what majestic ci talents to the invention of maxims of it. I wish I had been the father another, with whisky anil laudanum a day’s reflection my partner and I lenged to fight a duel refused, and tions they are! High and solid t and aphorisms calculated to inflict of iny parents long enough to make for companions, to an unmarked had to conclude that be had been | was considered a brave man. be- arise from the river side- fortre suffering upon the rising generation them comprehend this truth, and grave by some lonely wayside.— robbed. Two courses were open to j cause still he frankly admitted that even of impenetrable power! Gibrail jus; we could make sudden arrests of all subsequent ages. His simplest thus prepare them to let their son | Palestine (Texas) Advocate. without any real evidence, always a if he did escape being shot, his of unconquerable strengh! n acts, also, were contrived with a view have an easier time of it. When 1| » •» was a chikl I had to boil soap, not hateful course for a good detective to mother in-law would torment the life bound sentinels that seem to perp to their being held «p for. LEGAL INTELLIGENCE. withstanding my father was wealthy,; take, or we must find the exact spot out of him for being fool enough to ally guard the beautiful river ti THE EMULATION OF BOVS glistens below like a placid slab and I bad to get up early and study ' where the man fell, anil ‘line’ ui; from 1 fight Not leng since an Austin lawyer | that The doctors helped us’ here: for ever-boys who might otherwise! geometry at breakfast, aud peddle Several papers are agitating the deep tined turquoise. Tremendl have been happy. It was in this' my own poetry, and do everything j was appointed by the district judge ' ‘You had better examine the gentle subject of dress reform for women, in their----- ” spirit that he became the son of a just as Franklin did, in the solemn | to examine a candidate for admission I man's body,’ they said. We did bcl ¡and urging the use of the divided Stop! Stop! I say! I demand soap trailer, and probably for no other hope that I would be a Franklin to the bar. The young man was 1 and found a long horizontal mark on j skirt. As this will enable a woman I know, ■ sir, ---- how you got hold of rather deficient in Blackstone and the hip. and blue marks on the knee ¡to find her pocket in less than ten 'manuscript? Anybody who would- reason than that, the effdfts of all some day. And here I am. I Greenl«»af. It looked very much as and elbow. He had fallen sidewise minutes, it seems like a very sensible future boys who tried to be anything Be - calm, my young friend, “t> 1 | though he lacked the requisite prep 1 over an object not over sixteen inches idea. might be looked upon with suspicion calm. I never saw your note be HoRSE-RIDING- aration. unless thev were the sons of soap but twentv-fi out iiveinv-ii'-o ”o years j ears ui of editorial high, and having a narrow, rounded “Do you know what fraud is in the edge of metal, for an iron mark was It is said, that the right arms of ¡»erience hus enubled me to catch boilers. With a malevolence which is without parallel in history, lie and iuu most abundantly to this .Isscritt Horse riding is much better exer judicial sense of the word?” inquired found on the clothing. Every piece most i i. men i are from one to an inch ---- . i auu a ,, --- half arras, would work all day. and then sit up cise than walking. The muscles of the examining attorney. i’oung , . longer ----- — vumueBB. Young man. take man. my take my ! of furniture in the house was in |P v.-_ _ . ~ than .. . , their . left ..___ .__ business "1 don’t—I hardly th'ink I do,’’ spected, but to no purpose. The heirs Reaching up on the top of the closet vice; destroy nights, and let on to be studying I the anus aud chest ar«» exercised in ------- ”’l t that letter; kill I hiinr.incr for th» fnhonnn kw *1,„ ... . algebra by the light of a smuldering I guiding the horse, those of the back was the stammering reply. apparent were in despair. Wo took hunting for the tobacco box or the I nonsense; in the silent waters of “Well, fraud exists when a man all night to think the matter over. whiskey bottle is probably the cause. Hudson drown these adjectives. W fire, so that all other boys might have [ are calle«! into play in keeping the to do that also, or else have Benjamin balance, ami those of the lower limbs I takes advantage of his superior knov.1 Then my partner said; ‘How about Senator Vance, in hie lecture on the people want to read is news, g Franklin thrown up to them. Not in springing from the saddle. The | «dge to injure an ignorant person.” the cellar? That’s where the house “The Scattered Nations,” said, the sip, factH, incidents, anecdotee- “ So, that ’ s it, is it* Then if you satisfied with these proceedings, he mind, too. is diverted from thought hold metal is.’ They all laughed. “Jew is three inches shorter than the slush. Let description alone. ft hail a fashion of living wholly on I both by the necessity for ordering I take advantage of vour superior ‘He hasn’t been there in a year,’ they American.” It may lie so, but there make yourself ridiculous by fail bread aud water, and studying astro I the animals movements aud by the knowledge of law to ask me questions said. We went down. My partner are a great many more “short” Ame to do what Washington Irving nomy at meal time- a thing which 1 rapid passage of objects on the road. [ I can’t answer, owing to my igno glanced quickly around, and then ricans than Jews in this countrv all already done so well. The descript has brought affliction to millions of In fact, no mode of exercise is so de- ■ rance, aud, in consequence thereby, gave me a look that I can almost feel the same. writer must go. Public morality boys since, whose fathers had read . lightful as horse riding, and Fannie . I am refused a license, 1 will be in running through my nerves to this mauds his extermination: theediW “ Oh yes, ” , explained Mrs. Sudden jured. and you will be guilty of Franklin’s I Kemble "had reason” in always day. He had discovered some com hereafter demands it; American lit riches, 'our aunt's sisters were fraud. Won ’ t you, judge? ” , “speaking of a woman on horseback PERNICIOUS BIOGRAPHY. mon household articles which had not ature----- But, my wife's beckon Knickerbockers all through; and The lawyer was very thoughtful His maxims were full of animosity as "a happy woman.' ” It is not easy, for a few moments, and then added, been used since the family had been they used to give balls and parties in this way. Ponder over these tbii searching the fireplaces. 'He was, in while I take a second excur«' toward boys. Nowadays a boy can j ! however, for the majority of middle reflectively: fact, looking over a lot of coal hods. the old cologne days which for swel- through that Saratoga trunk lot not follow out a single natural in- j class people to employ this method lom and style beat the Dutch. ” "My young friend, I perceive you bottle of smelling salts, or a paper stinct without tumbling over some of | of improving their health and spirits. have great natural qualifications for •There is our metallic edge,’ he said. “There is not a cuspidor in the pins, or whatever else she may these everlasting aphorisms and heal , "The principal objection,” as Oliver the bar, an«l I shall recommend that He turned the hods over carefully, ing from Franklin on the spot. If he Wendell Holmes says, "is of a finan- a large, handsomely engrossed an«l and from out a mass of waste paper whole of the House of Commons, or me to find.'’ buys two cents’ worth of p<»anuta, j I cial character. Riding is good for richly engraved license be granted there rolled at last the $32.000 worth any of the hotels of England,” says The oracle was gone. I sat mo’ his father says, "Hemember what I ! those that are born with a silver - yon in spite of your ignorance.”— of bonds. The paralytic had fallen Joseph Cook. No wonder Americans ing the wreck of so much graM over the hod, anil the money had return to their country, and say quence—the overthrow of sudt Franklin has said, my son—‘A groat I mounted bridle in their hand, and II Texas Siftings. dropped into it among bis ’ waste there’s no place like home. a day’s penny a year;’’ and the coin can ride as much an«! as often as gorgeously decorated wordc* *♦* papers. Before the general search fort's ad gone out of those peanuts. ; they like, without thinking all the “Yes," said the liquor seller. “Jim built out of high sounding phr» j time they hear that steady grinding T he B arefooted (G lares . — Atten was made, all ‘ rubbish ’ had been If he wants to spin his top when he is a very popular bartender; very collected from quotation books. is done work, his father quotes. ¡ sound, us the horse’s jaws triturate tiou has been callwl anew in Paris taken to the cellar. Our friends hail popular, indeed; but I shall discharge I mer resort puffs and religious w with calm, lateral movements, of the to the Or«ler of the Barefooted Clares. sought too deeply tor what thev “Procrastination is the thief of time.” him. He always turns his back on lies, all in vain—destroyed by a sb* If he does a virtuous action, ho never bank bills ami promises to pay, upon There are eighteen of these nuns. supposeii to be concealed money, a customer when the latter's pouring i witted cynic. Love’s labor was » gets anything for it, because "Virtue which it is notorious that the profl | an«! fourteen are timier twenty-two and had grossly neglected the science out a drink, when a look of surprise [ tainly lost.—(Baltimore America11 is its own reward.” And that boy is ¡ gate animal in question feeila day years of age. The reason of this, of the obvious. Some detectives do will stop a man when the glass is' bounded to death and robbed of his and night.” A horse, indeed, is i according to a statement just made precisely the same thing. My part half full. 8«»« A friend of Juggins' the other« __________ between us natural rest Iwause Franklin said rather a tyrannical servant. He will 1 by Baron Palet, is that the rule of uer and I divided $5.000 Bald headed men intend holding a asked him the conundrum “Wy* once, in one of his inspired ilights, catch cold, if you keep him standing the Clare is so excessively severe that that night.”—|New York Sun. ' too long, and like Goldsmith’s | ' nearly all the inmates die young. convention this year with the aim of you like a donkey?” Juggio* ’ of malignity— "Lovely Woman,” will bring repent I They go baref«x>t on the cold stone BoTtsn G enerosity . — “No. Bob.” adopting some stratagem for circum impulse was to ask him to step aro® “ Early to bni and «srly to rise Makes a man healthy and wealthy and ance to his master, and wring his I [ flooring; they never warm themselves said Willie, generously; “that's the venting the fly. One of the measures to the back yard, but on eecc- wise.” bosom by dying off. He has his at a fire, even the kitchen fire being largest piece; keep it yourself,” and proposed is that each member shall thought he “gave it up.” “Bee»®'' ir it wor«> object to a boy ls>y to be As if were any obieot l»e liver, an«! his little tenq ers, and all placet! beyond their access; they eat he pushed it back with the expression wear a banana peel on his crown, in said his friend, “your l’etter M" it I, !• ami a M.l wealthy 1*1... .. and — 1 _ wise —--- on -- the rest of it, just as much as your meat only on Christmas Day; they healthy of a lad who has performed an act snring a slip-np and a broken neck stubbornness itself.” "Ab, *b. bad.” quoth Juggins. “I’ll '”. The best of horses, like the ; sleep on a narrow board, they mnst that deserved to shine in a dark for each depredating insect such terms. The sorrrw that that self. missus on when I get home.” maxim has cost me through ray beet of husbands, is not rierfect, and j spend ten hours every upon their world. ■v day upc In Boston they are so cnltured that ? parents’ experimenting on me with ‘» trying at times. Finally, he wants knees, and they art» only —1, allow'd __ ' to ( illie." said Bob, casting a pe when a theatre is full down stairs, he sat down to dinner he it, tongue cannot tell. The legitimate saddling, and he wants dressing for; speak io one another on rare occasions. culiar look at his companion from and the only vacant space is in the question, "Why am I like adj®**’ result is my present state of general and if you can only snatch half au I The abbess, through a grating, as between the half close«! '.ids of his gallery, the managers hang out a and waited, expecting she would P debility, indigene«», and mental aber hour ata time for exercise, these are sured the baron that more than one left eve. “I know what's the matter.” placard on which is printed "Apo it up. But she didn't. ShegartJ ration. My parents used to have me un«loubte«l obstacles to horse riding ! of her nuns, through cultivation of “Ml,at?’’ asked Millie, serenely. theosis only,” by which is meant that him for a moment» with pity and it—[London ¡this grace of siience. had actually | “Why, this watermelon ain't ripe.” visitors can still be placed among the said. “Because you were born o up before nine o'clock in the morning, as the means of taking it. Juggins didn't see it—York» j lost the power of forming a sentence, j —[Brooklyn Eagle. ' sometimes, when 1 was a l»y. If Society. gods. 8 ♦ B.isy Bee. THE MODERN EDIFICE WHICH THE HON. JACK ERECTED. HIDDEN WEALTH. LETTER \VR T