HOW WON.
the sudden appearance of the neigh
8ACRED EGGB.
CHA1LEC0TE.
NICELY DONE.
’TIS SAD
bonng women struck terror in the
At
Charlecote,
the church—the in
young
lady,
and
in
pitying
tones
she
Mrs. Whitnal, the estimable wife of
tin» Without Speech Within Such
d> ,|„ Vlenlt'HU l.overn| Sllth »nd informed me that if she was seen Bat for a Lawyer.-How a Dishonest Bank a harnessmaker of Erieville Co.. N. A Strange Story—The Unfinished Mana« terior is well worth visiting, for th»
alone with me in the parlor her repu Cashier was Saved from the Peniten Y., heard her favorite hen cackling script The Story of Fate au ArkuiiNas carved oak stalls, and the monument»
■ m «I> •»»*"•
in the Lucy Chapel, especially the
tation would be torn to pieces in tiary.
in the barn in a strange aud unpre I Man Told.
figure of the historical Sir Thoma»
■ courting, from nil accounts, is a twenty four hours. Such is the
cedented manner. Upon reaching
—though in the immediate neighbor
■ etty tough job, in Mexico. The rigidity of etiquette in this country.
A certain cashier, having large re the nest she found an egg of ordinary . Some time ago the writer visited hood of the Hall, is beyond th»
■oung'nitu is first supposed to meet -(Monterey (Mexico) Correspond sponsibihties at the head of a great size, but emblazoned with raised I Prof. Gailnet. of Little Rock, Ark., grounds,
and across the river. But
ence Galveston N cwb .
characters, which nearly caused her
K, young i«‘iy 0,1 the p , hzu - rbey
city bank, was tempted, no matter to faint. Staggering from the barn I and while sitting in the library, en- when yon are face to face with th«
■ J, „peak, but they alway» gaze at HOW HOTEL MEN ARE SWINDLED BY how, to indulge in private specula into the house, site displayed the hen's 1 gaged in conversation with the enter lodge and the high iron gates on th»
DEAD BEATS.
Kch other as they pass. When tho
tions with tho bank's fund». Before miraculous product, to her sons and taining gentleman, observed a roll of Stratford Road, you see that there is
need to ring or lieg for admission.
you give it to those he realized it he had misappropriated daughters, some of whom rushed out manuscript tied with a strip of black no
■¿ydoes not make her appearance » “Why
Hard by. in the oaken palings, is a
and
spread
the
alarm
among
the
pop
fellows?
confidently
remarked
a
and lost $50.000. In desperation and
■nip. plaza the young man will re
ulace. All further work on that day cloth. We asked him if it were some little “wicket gate,” whence a [>ath
hotel man to tlie reporter the other
lead» across the park along a gentle
■hr W the street fronting the house, day, at the same time jerking his to retrieve his fortunes he wont still was susjiended. Men working in the thing designed for publication.
■ml walk up and down in front of it thumb in th» direction of twoor three : deeper, with the result that instead fields put up their horses and tools in
“It will never be published,” he slope, Bligbtly diverging from th»
V several hours. He will always seedy individuals ensconced in the of extracting himself he shortly the barns, after which they gazed said, and began to unroll it “See leafy carriage approach, and skirting
anxiously at the Whitnal residence. how it ends,” and glancing at the what in the north would be called th»
earnestly at the window as he easy chairs of the office, dreamily and found the amount of his loss in The
home policies. Charlecote is a gen
excitement was intensified when
vacantly
gazing
at
the
persons
and
The young lady and her fe objects in the street or carelessly creased to $100,000. The time of the the report was confirmed that Samuel bottom of the last page we read the uine low country park, aud of no very
■gje friend» are inside, and she will reading the newspapers. Not a wave annual examination of his affairs aud Curti», an honored shoemaker anil a following: “While he sat alone, ! great extent. But it is fortunate in
undulations of the ground,
■•turn his glance. After ltl o’clock of the agitated and busy world out the affairs of the bank being close brother of Mrs. Whitnal, hud become deeply musing, a hearse passed the | I ' gentle
and it has the charms of wood and
house,
and
—
”
hero
the
sentence
broke
[
so
unnerved
at
the
sight
of
the
egg
side
seemed
to
trouble
their
¡leaceful
at
hand,
he
was
unable
to
contrive
a
■eyoung man will go home. This
that ho had taken to his bed in alarm off. Requesting, almost imploring, water in jierfection. When we visited
■rfonuance is continued foi a couple breasts, and from the easy confidence , method of concealing his stealings, and refused to lie comforted.
the Professor to tell us the history of it last the superb trees, with their
with which they held the chairs down and the day before the official exam
■ mouths, and at last the young man one
the
curious manuscript, he tinally spreading branches throwing vast
The
most
skeptical
were
convinced
would »uppoee that they either: ination he went to his lawyer, a
circular shadows over the sunny
■ill knock boldly at the door and ask
of the sacred egg's genuiness when it consented.
ownea
tho
hotel
or
deposited
their
■rthe lady of tho house. He will
wealthy man, and made a clean was taken to tlie hotel and exhibited
“I came to Arkansas when I was a grass, were in every shade of the
nttle
V
’
s
every
day
at
the
cashier
’
s
!
■11 her lie is m despair. That her
breast,
lawyer, after some re- by two of Mr. Whitnal’» sons. The young man. One night I sat in my freshest vernal green. There wa»
window. “They bother the life out! flection, The
asked: “Do the directors characters were simply raised upon library writing a story for a maga the soft green of tho limes, the deep
■lighter is ati angel from the Bara of
us,
”
continued
the
hotel
man,
“
and
'
___ f” ! the shell, as if they had been made zine. I was in good health and had er green of the elms, and tho bright
■iie’valley of Heaven: that she is it is almost impossible to get rid of still retain their confidence in ‘ ■ you?
■autiful ¡'eyolid compare; that she
“They do not even suspect,V was the upon the inside and puffed out by cause to feel elated over the success yellow tinted green of the bursting
them,
lhey
are
our
chair
boarders,
■
■better tban she is beautiful: thin and they come in such numbers some answer. “Will you promise to be some interior agency.” On one side I had just attained by tho publication oaks, a week or two at least behind
T------- •“““•“^ ¡governed by my advice?” “I will.” stood out boldly the figures “1884.” of a small volume of sketches, but tho others. Inconsistent as it may
■ is wildly in love with h< r, and that
r..., 1 -i....... .
ffula*^gue»te can t , “Sit down and write a complete con- On another side was a cross, and on still I felt the heavy weight of melan sound to say so, there was an en
■e has no possible interest for him find
a chair to sit on. L.„_,
Every day, „„
as ! fession of ■ your
guilt.
^taless he can win her Ho will I hen
ûl t bn rn »-»» ■ ! ■
■
» ”'?’ The cashier a third side was a strange symbol, choly depression. I arose and chanting confusion of absolute re
■¡j of his prospects in life. what ho regn'arly ns the sunrises, the familiar wrote and signed the required con which some thought was a letter “C,” walked out, but soon returned, not pose and the most intense vitality.
faces
appear
and
the
constitutionally
■ possessed of ami hope to bo pos- | tired forms drop into their accustomed fession.
while others held that it was a half experiencing any change. I bent The air was drowsy and warm- ther»
“Now,” said the lawyer, “go to the moon. The latter theory was more myself to the work of writing a dreary was scarcely breeze enough stirring
■»gedof. If thi“ latter part is satis- J places. \\ hen one of the guests gets
■cto-v to the mamma, she will com up to step out for a few minutes and bank before 10 o'clock to-morrow generally accepted, since, when the story and worked with surprising to shake an aspen leaf; the herds of
morning and take negotiable securi-
■syenite with him. tell him that she happens to leni»*
until I wrote, ‘A hearse deer were languidly ruminating un
a newspaper in his from the safe, to the amount of $100,- egg was held to the light, something rapidity
■« noticed hid attentions to her seat, (here is leavr
which resembled a fac« was discern passed the houso and—’ Here I der tho trees or listlessly brushing
a
regular
scramble
bet
Kuguter, and finally concluded by ween these fellows and the porter for 000. Bring them to me as early as ible in the concavity of the character. stopped. A strange presentimont away the flies that began to bother
■viting him to the innet circle and the coveted article. I of’en wonder possible.”
This was inferred to represent the told me that I would never finish the them. By tho way, it was not from
The
cashier mu
did as no
he wasiiirecteu,
was directed, man ia the moon.
sentence. Next day I took up my this park of Charlecote that Shakes
Ktrvducing him to the Joung lady i. .... »i.... r
r A
.......
inecasnier
I •< il . l t'l'" 01 'hey never seem to Hnd brought government and State
pen to finish it, but I had not touched peare stole the deer, but from th»
K the presence of the assembled do
On
that
night
the
morals
and
man
a lick of honest work from morn I bonds to the required amount and
Kuiiiv. The gran ma (if there is a
ners of the Village of Erieville were the paper with the pen when a pierc Lucy’s seat of Fullbrook, which has
,
gave
them
to hi» lawyer. . “Now I excellent beyond parallel. New reso ing shriek caused me to spring to nly long since been demolished and dis
„
’
Kan.iiua in the family) will sit be '"^•tv'i
M ho are they and what are they?” „(11
„„ with yoo,
vnn .. ” „„J
, lawyer,
will go
said h
the
Keeu the young people and witness inquired
lutions were formed and bad habits ! feet and rush from the room just in parked. And in friendly fellowship
the
newspaper
man.
and plead your case with the bank sworn off. Husbands and wives no ' | time to see a horse, attached to a with tho fallow deer the colonies of
Kair cooing.* All the lest of tlie
“
\V
ell
there
you
have
me.
Some
of
Kiuily remain in the room also, unless them are regular tramps; some of directors at the regular meeting.” longer exchanged doubtful compii-1 I buggy, dashing wildly toward my rabbits—black, white and gray— had
Key are otherwise engaged, but un them whom drink or laziness has They went together. The cashier ments and flat-irons, but tenderly gate. A frightened woman was in stolen silently out to their burrows
Knii- circurustonces must the young mastered until they me worthless, and read his confession in a voice con embraced each other and agreed to I the buggy and I rescued her. I put in tho banks, beneath the gnarled
Kople be left alone a sec mil. This, some of them are men with just vulsed with sobs. He told how the await the coming of the Lord in a the manuscript away aud devoted roots of the mighty stems. They
Ku will admit, is pretty tough, but enough income from property or theft had been committed, avowed commendable manner. Mrs. Whit-1 myself to my new acquaintance; our heard the footfall of the wayfarer
his remorse, and in the same breath nal’s household was too excited to [ ' friendship grew into love and finally with entire indifference, scarcely
K»tis not half what the young man money to keep them in half worn I CUIllf
,.,SBU U1
his inability to make good sleep. Her daughter Sarah was quite I we married. Then followed ten | troubling themselves to go to ground,
■nut suffer before the padre closes clothes and food; some of them have ' I confessed
amount,
-- -------
-,_ !.. “What, is theamonnt?” ill, and it was feared that the sacred years of happiness. I did not tell oven when we passed within nistol-
Ke bargain and gives him a propri- hard-working wives at home keeping | . the
■tar.v interest in his lady love. If, boarders or toiling in some way to j : asked the president. “It is $200,000,” egg would tend greatly to shorten my wife of the unfinished manu shot. But, on the other hand, there
her life. Alarmed at this, Frank script, but one day she found it and were small glancing shadows in all
Krciiiuice, the young la ly ins a pair support the children and maintain 1 ; answered the cashier.
i There was a decided sensation in Richardson, a clerk in the postoffice, begged me to finish it. I did not like directions in swiftest motion. The
■f big 1 rothers - and such is gener them in their lazy habits. T ’
I have the board and exclamations of as acknowledged that the miracle had to confess my foolish fears, and final jackdaws that swarmed in the holes
■ly the case the unfortunate swain even seen respectable
pectable well to do peo
fonishment Ztthr extent of’tlwlos» been performed through his instru ly I told he» that I would. The next in the hollow trunks of patriarchal
peo-1
■ expected to treat them to cigar »tin
TO
II
into
the
Knl-xst
r
I
. „
.
.
.
ple fall into the habit of frequenting
---- n I went from mouth to month, in the mentality. He explained that to get night, after my wife had gone to bad, elms seemed to have found out the
■ttes every time they meet. If a cir r , .
hotel
corridors
to
talk
ami
loaf
until
j
ra
idst
of
which
the
lawyer
rose
and
of perpetual motion; the star
Bus o' ii theatre company visit the it becomes second nature to them. ■ addressed them. He begged them even with one of Mr. Whitnal'» sons I took down tho story and read it secret
he traced tho characters on the egg ever. I would finish it for her sake. lings, if less noisy, were ut least a»
Bown it is the prerogative of the
whileswallows were circling
Soong lady to ask all her female rel- and they are counted among the j f0 consider the confidence, which was with tallow and then placed it in I took up the pen and was just in the restless;
in itself a temptation, thev liad re- vinegar. After the acid had suffi act of touching tho paper when my everywhere overhead, skimming
Btivus to accompany her to the show, gnind army of chair boarders.
Another hotel man, in response to [ posed in their cashier, his long ser- ciently eaten the shell as to allow the wife called me. I ran to her and through the blades of the grass, and
Bud the young mnn of course is ex-
round again toward the
Bected and required to foot the bill. a query as to whether they had many, vice, and other tliinus calculated to parts traced with tallow to become found her in a dying condition, liav sweeping
said: No, we are not troubled with i mitigate their feelings toward his prominent, he visited the Whitnal ing been a'tacked by rheumatism of [ Avon. The river flowing close past
But the worst part of tho business them
the house bounds the park to th«
now. because our office is small client He then showed them that barn, deposited the egg in a nest, the heart.
Bur the love sick young man re
“Have you ever attempted since to westward. Fir the builders of old
Biains to be told. He can not walk and they can t play their game very j the publication of this deficit at that scared an innocent hen and decamped.
English castles aud manor house» *
By the sid» of his affianced on the well right, under our noses, but while tjme would cripple the bank and Mr. Richardson’s expose has had the finish it?”
I was connected with another hotel probably compel it to close its doors, unfortunate effect of dispelling the “Yes. After my wife had been dead always ran like lats to the water;
Bay or from the theatre. She will in
the city 1 saw enough of them. , Hnj euffed by saying that he himself moral influence exerted by the egg. for several years I determined one and wo know many of them which
But off ahead in company with some lhey
not only sat in the chairs all [ had such confidence in tho future of The villagers have returned to their night to finish th» story. I went to have probably been established to
■emale friend, while the young man day. but
got their meals re- , his client, in hie remorse and repent- former ways.—[Syracuse (N. Y.) the desk, but had no sooner dipped all eternity on the least eligible sit»
Bill bring up the rear on the arm of gnlarly. they
was no system of > ance, that he would engage to collect Standard.
my pen in the ink when a noise in of their beautiful domains. [Black
Bis grandmamma, or some equally tickets for there
and they would walk amOng his other friends and from
an adjoining room attracted my at wood’s Magazine.
—
—
Benerable dame. This is the recog- in to dinner meals
as promptly as any guest various sources $100.000, and bring
tention. Hurrying into the room I
SUCH MU8JC AS INDIANS MAKE.
Bized and inviolable custom of the m the house. Of course they would ¡j
before 3 o’clock on that
found my son lying on the floor dead. SPECDLAION CONCERNING THE AUTHOR
Bountry, and while it exists tho Amer watch for opportunities when the I Jay, them
they would give his
SHIP OFA NOVEL.
At the camp after the parade at He had always been in wretched
ican young man will not be a social clerk was not looking. Some of . client provided
a written guarantee against a Santa Fe, N. M., the Apaches put health and had committed suicide.”
■access in Mexico. He can not stand them would even sleep in the hotel, criminal
A curious story comes from Cleve
“If not,” he aside much of their finery and gath
“Do you ever expect to finish the
■he racket. If the young couple are and frequently I have known guests | added< ..h prosecution.
is
client
would
surrender
land
in regard to the anonymous
story?
”
ered
in
groups
for
games
and
songs.
Bery spoony they can be married in to raise the deuce with the clerk be-. himself into their hands and meet
novel,
“The Broad Winners,” began
“
I
expect
to
try
again.
It
is
im
Their
singing
always
attracts
a
lit mouths, though well regulated so cause an old worn out hat would lie thR penalty of his misdeeds, but the
in the August Century The MS. of
possible
for
me
to
remain
supersti
crowd
to
the
tents.
The
fashion
is
to
ciety demands a twelve months’ court exchanged for a good one. vv e gen haD^ would lose the whole amount?’
sit in a circle, the leaders in a row, tious, even though I may have a the story is said to have been found
ship.
erally laid these exchanges to the ^ell, the directors deliberated, but provided with tom toms or other powerful camo for doing so. Of in the desk of the lata Leonard Base,
I
AND THEN THE WEDDING.
free boarders. \v e caught a fellow ' they accepted the lawyer's terms, sounding instruments and the rest of course, all this would have happened of that city, the bachelor, million
I The wedding is a simple affair once, who ate and slept for months gave the cashier the release on the the party with twigs, if procurable, even if I had not begun tho story. aire and munificent founder of the
laoiigh, but usually consists of two in the hotel. The way he worked condition named, and took his resig or sticks or anything with which I think that next Tuesday night, if 1 Base School of Applied Science. He
■eremonies. There must be a civil his sleeping game was to go into one nation at the same time. The lawyer they may beat time on the palm of I feel like it, I shall devote myself to was a man of amiable character, of
Barrings under the law, and the la- of the rooms where there were three easily made a loan upon the securi one hand. Two Gomanches, renegades the completion of the work, for I line culture, and of remarkable niit
Biea invariably insist on a religious or four beds and occupy one. The ties and kept his word, “and,” said from their own tribes and known as desire to see it in print. Come up ueal abilities, but his life was so
clouded by constant ill health, and
Bereinony afterward. The marriage guests who were put there did not my informant, “that very’ cashier is a Comanche John and Domingo, hand and see me start off.”
Beremony is conducted cheaply, object to room mates, and as it was broker in the New York Stock Ex- some fellows with hawk eyes and
We were busy when Tuesday night by a singular constitutional shyness,
though I have been informed none of the chambermaid’'s business phange to-day. He has paid up his perfect teeth, are the best singers of came, and—cowardly confession— that his talents were unknown even
Bf a few instances where the grooms to inquire about guests, he had a | liabilities to the bank, and is highly the band. John has provided him were not sorry’ that something kept to his own townspeople, and hardly
were Americans, and were, conse nice time of it. He admitted that, he | respected by all who do not know self with a large dish pan Hisknees us away. Early Wednesday morn appreciated by his few intimate
quently, bled to the tune of $200. had done it, and laughed at uil him as well as I do.”—[Chicago Inter- are spread far apart to hold it. A ing we hurried to the house where friends. Ho wrote poems, sketche»
PVhen the young couple are married Some of these fellows are thieves and Ocean.
half dozen others have tins of various for years the professor had lived. and tales for liis own amusement,
they can enjoy the first real privacy crooks, but many of them are harm ;
sizes, the smallest being a dipper. The horrible thought seized us that, rarely publishing anything but an
pf this acquaintanceship. Not even less but worthless men. A few are |
THE OVERWORKED OYSTER.
Buckskin has been stretched into he had taken up liis pen to finish the occasional mathematical puper in the
kn hour before they are married will supported by hard-working families, >
drum
covers for joints of stovepipe story and had fallen dead. Home Smithsonian Institution. The MS.
__ ________
____ every
_______
home regularly
day | “My gracious, old fellow,” said the and for kettles. Bows tightly strung time elapsed before we had the conr of “The Bread Winners” was found
they be allowed a few moments of and leave
that they are at ‘worï, | Slice of Lemon Peel to the Oyster; rest upright between the legs of three , age to knock at the door. At last shortly after his death, several year»
interrupted converse. All tho tender pretending
1 *i ji __ 1____ it ——1L..1 A—1—0 I WV/-»n IrwxV micrliiv twin ”
ago, in a mass of other documenta,
nothings and sweet-billing and coo while they are haunting the hotels.”— ! “You look mighty pale.
or four others, and one genius has , we rapped.
I Post.Disnatch.
! “Pale!” exclaimed the other, “and fashioned a rude instrument with two : No answer.
and only recently examined by hi»
ing habitual to lovers in the United [Post-Dispatch.
----------
»
e
«
■
why
wonldn't
I!
Here
I've
been
up,
friends and executors. It was put
Staten are denied them, unless they
Another rap.
strings resembling a banjo. Every
into the hands of a comjietent editor
No answer.
fhoose to indulge in such luxuries □A S hetlander ’ s P rayer .—Wreck night after night, attending church perfomer has a stick about double the
With blood almost at freezing and prepared far t he press, and then
Before witnesses. This rule of eti- ing was less laborious than fishing, socials, church choir oyster suppers, length and thickness of a leadpencil.
huette is carried to such an extent and in past years quite as profitable. and so on, and I’m about played out. John or Domingo sets the movement, point, and with hair standing erect, submitted to Mr. Gilder, of the Cen
pat a young lady'» reputation suffers Sanday was specially favored by All the work comes on my shoulders, and when all the little tins and tom we shoved ojien the door. The old tury, who at once accepted it for
ft she is seen for a moment alone in Providence before the light-house and I ask myself, as I wander about toms have caught the rhythm, which man sat leaning back in liis chair, publication in bis magazine, declar
ing one of the strongest storie»
|the company of a young man. As was built upon it Mr. Tudor quotes the stew looking for a chum: ‘Oh, is a fast, regular beating, and the eating pie.
“Come in,” ho said cheerfully. which have ever come into hi» hand».
kn illustration of this I will give a the very pertinent roply of a Sanday Solitude, where are thy charm»?” I bow strings are thrumming and the
tell
you.
old
Slice,
it
was
mighty
lone
man
to'
Mr.
Stevenson,
the
builder
Pjttle personal experience. There
switches failing in time with it, “You see I have just finished that The personages are rather thinly
swimming around in that great palm
psides here a very respectable and of the light house, who remarked on some
whoever may lie in the lead starts a story, and it gave me an appetite for veiled portraits of Mr. Base's friend»
tureen.
”
bad state of the sails of his boat:
the hero l>eing generally recognized
song. A compass of five notes is pie.' Pie’» a good thing to eat after
pomewhat wealthy family, who lived the
__ been
_____________
____ had I “Must have been,” the other agreed, rarely exceeded except to strike an you finish up a story, but you want as Col. William H. Harris, a retired
If it had
His will that , you
P°r several years in Balifornia. There “ „
occasional octave, and there is in to wait until you are through writing.” army officer, whose house and
r8 young girl in the family about na built sae many light-house» here- “but you’ll get rest now, eh?”
“Rest! not much,” answered the variably a minor refrain. The entire
“Did you hear any strange noises ?” grounds are accurately described in
pl years old. She was educated in about, I would have had new sails
last winter,” and caps it with a story Oyster, sitting down exhausted. “I’ve band keep at this for hours, with only we asked, “when you began to write.” the first chapter of the novel.
pnu Francisco, as were her mother of
a Sanday minister who publicly got to play a lone hand at a teachers’ occasional momentary resting spells.
“Well, yes. A calf over in the ad
knd father, and as a consequence
fhey are somewhat more progressive prayed thus: “Nevertheless, if it j oyster supper to-night. They bor As the song goes on members of the joining yard bawled for a while. Oh,
P roperly L abeled .— A Homervilta
please
Thee
to
cause
helpless
ships
rowed
me
for
the
occasion.
”
fnwrtain matter» than tn»ir neigh to be cast on the shore, oh! dinua ( “It’s stew bail, ’ said the Lemon, circle rise, three or four at a time, ye», you are thinking about that book agent, who has been wearing a
and bob up and down with deacon story I told vou some time ago. Why, small circular bit of court-plaster oa
bors. I formed the acquaintance of
pta family, and was invited to make forget the poor island of Sanday.” sympathizingly: “but you’re no like faces. The bobbing is said to ' my dear fellow, you should not have his face, removed it while shaving a
k visit. I called at the house at 2 Sometime» the foreign products thus worse off than I am. I, all alone, call muscles into play that would been so foolish as to have believed few mornings since and replaced ii
clock in the afternoon. The moth cast up at their doors were a new furnished lemonade for 565 scholars quickly exhaust persons not used to | me. I never was married, you know. when his toilet wa» completed. Con
to the islander», as when at the Sunday school picnie two it, but it looks like a tame and lazy Have some pie.”—(Arkansaw Trav trary to bis usual experience, a» h»
er was busy, and left the young lady a revelation
of oranges was washed ashore week» ago, and. since that, I’v» done performance. The signal for the end I ®lcr’
to entertain me in the parlor. Soon on cargo
went aliont hi» business during th»
the coa»t of Delting the native» ' duty in two saloons, and I reckon of it is given by an old fellow with a
a neighlioring woman arrived unan boiled
P
boud or hi » W ife .—At a small I rest of the day, he wa» everywhere
them
as
a
new
kind
of
potatoes.
I
’
ve
made
fully
150
lemonades.
”
nounced. A look of terror seized my When any kind of liquor is the cargo, I “My goodness, old man, you’re as I striped reed, on which he pipes a station near Kalamazoo a »trapping | received with smiles, which grew
succession of nerve trying notes.— j youth boarded the train, leading by broader, until at last somebody
fair vie a vie, and with a flutter she
they seem to know the n»e badly off as I am,” said the Oyster, [Borrespondence Buffalo Conrier.
pointed to an adjacent door, and however,
i the hand a blushing rustic maid. laugher] in his face. Led by this t»
that by instinct, and one instance its a lemoncholy bnainess, ain’t it?”
fogged me to retire hastily. I did of
Taking his stand in full view of . look in the glass he was somewhat
on record when bo many casks
“Yon bet,” replied the Slice; “but
i*>. the door was closed immediately, is
“You William!”exclaimed the pa everybody he orated: “Ladies and taken aback to discover that, instead
were
“
saved
”
from
a
Dutch
vessel
I
must
b»
off
and
sour
up
for
an
I found myself in a bed-room,
rent, “are you going to do as I bid j gentlemen, this is my wife, Mr». of the court plaster, he had affixed t»
all the people on the island were ' other gallon of lemonade; tra la.”
lnere was no window, the only venti that
you?”
Henffer. Ain’t »he a daisy T’ He liis face a little ronnd printed lnbel,
drunk
for
twenty
day».
—
[The
Satur
!
“
By
by.
”
—
[Toronto
Grip,
lation lieing the door opening to tho
“No!” roared William, emphatic , proudly exhibited hi» prize to the which had fallen from the back of a
day
Review.
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aitting-room. This being closed, yon
I amused observers through a fifty new mantel clock purchased the day
•
A crank prophet put out the pre ally.
®8y imagine my aondition, with the
“
Smart
boy,
”
said
William
’
s
uncle.
mile ride with an exemplification of liefore, and which bore tho appronri
When Shootwell died, the boys I diction some time ago that "the
•tarmometer 105 degrees in the shade.
“
Yes.
”
assented
the
parent,
with
a
j
the
enticements he hail used to win ate inscription: “Warranted solid
,
.
n
-
i
i
,
_
»
nn
i,.
i
p
reR
jd
pn
t
o
f
United
States
will
F"*rp. however, I had to remain for clubbed together to buy him a tomb
sigh,
“
it
is
a
wise
child
that
no
’
s
bis
her.
Arrived at Buchanan, the happy brass.”—[ Boston Globe.
“di forty minutes, when the visiting stone. They couldn’t agree upon the be in personal danger the latter j father.”
pair alighted in the presence of a
inscription.
Fogg
suggested
this:
thi
part
of
the
month.
”
It
is
true
al
lady took her departure. When the
large crowd assembled to greet them.
That handsome but. very eccentrie
missed tire. Let : us reaily. for the President, in tho Yel 1
door was opened I was in a very “His gun never misled
Again the groom announced: “La woman, says the London Truth,
Young
B.
carried
a
piece
to
Gon
hope
he
may
be
like
his
gun.
’
But
Jowstone country, is riding with the
•tnabln and a very warm condition.
dinct and asked him to note with a I dies and gents, my wife. Ain’t she Princess Pignatelli. is nlxmt to bo
*P°lo«ies. however, were profuse, this was considered somewhat per driver behind a pair of Missouri I cross
the scenes that appeared to him a darling?” As the train moved out come n public singer, to the great di»
’th the mother anil daughter spoke sonal. and was rejected without a mules.
to be defective. Some days after the passengers waved their handker gust of her relations, whom she de
“the same time. They said that ( division.
“I cawn't imagine,” said young wards Gondinot returned the manu chiefs and applauded, and tbe hnppy- lights in tormenting. She is the sis
formerly lived in tho United)
Spoonvase,
"what makes my hair script “Not a single cross, dear and not-ashamed - for every'.sly to iter of the heantifnl Countess Po
The
Wall
street
sandwich
—
Bull
on
and consequently were not so .
gwow
so
rapidly.
” “Gwows in such master!” “No; your comedy would kn w it pair were left to their rr re tocka of Vienna, with whom she i»
one
»ide,
bear
on
the
other,
aud
a
*?Pdin enforcing parlor rules when
and singular felicity.
j nt daggers drawn.
look like a cemetery !”
soft,
airy
soil,
maj
be.”
lamb
in
the
middle.
*®sricans were the visitors. But j
a