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AlthouytfRrcf l.ave bail no great
master of fietrfn sine. Hawthorne;
although our best novelets attempt
nothing of the first moment, and our
more ambitious novelists never quite
FOR MEN AND BOYS
when they aim high, vet in
. literary women of Washington HUCc-eed
tlie writers of the second and* third
It is said, but we can hardly be
’wjnie of the brightest lights ri
■auk we find, mixed with many im
¿society of the capital. Some perfections and never effectively lieve anything so dreadful, that there
are men rich enough to own cottages
,u write books, some magazine combined, some of the rarest of
at Newport, who are, nevertheless, so
References : Everybody!
auJ some letters on fashion literary qualities. In one or another
we recognize nearly al! the merits barbarous or so abandoned as to sit
that a good novel requires—origina ou those beautiful varandas on a
lity of the most positive character warm summer day in their shirt
iOTl Dodge, which is her real imagination, poetical sensibilitv,
% oue of the strongest and humor, wit, dramatic force, keen’ sleevos. It varies with different per
caustic political writers in the observation, narrative and descriptive sons, no doubt—the exact degree,
States. She is a cousin of power, analytical subtlety, vivid por Fahrenheit, at which their deference
Blaiue. aud not her sister, as is traiture. Unfortunately nobody has to hollow conventionalities gives way
She was a more than one or two of these quali before the imperative determination
LYDIA E. PINKHAM’S
j teacher until she made a name ties, and in most cases excellence of
icrself in a literary way. Miss conception or of style is marred by a to take one’s ease after one’s day’s
is short in stature, and inclined lack of that constructive skill which work, and we must own that there
Is a Positive Cure
mrness. She is by no means a resembles the aptitude of a trained are business men whose wives are so Fer all t hose l’alaftil Complalata aad Weakness*
IS in either face or figure, but she workman, and is so common in the extremely elegant that they are liable
x» cwiumon ta our be*t fenuile population.
fond of dress as though she was minor English novelists. But even to the charge of having the “too good A i lediclno for Woman. Invented by a Woman.
tvpersonified. She keeps up with when account is made of all defects, manners” that betoken a recently |
Prepared by a Woman.
¿bions and dresses in the most the fact remains that American fiction acquired civilization, and who—the I T..e Gnwtest Medical Discovery Since the Dawn ot llisUuy.
iced styles, though these are in
wives—we mean, do more iD the l>est 1 mt revives the drooping spirits, Invigorat'd and
r cases not suited to her fast richness which must soon attract the society and are personages of import I harmonizes the org&nio functions, gives elasticity aud
firmness to the step, restores the natural lustre to the
acing years. She is fend of
ance. but who—our relative pronoun 1 eye, and plants on the pale cheek of woman the fresh
American society already abounds refers this time to the husbands—■ roses of life's spring and early summer time.
Dg nbboM, big flowers, aud
V clothes, aud her taste in the with themes for the novelist. It is have all their interest in business, C ^“Physicians Use It and Prescribe It Freely.
full of strange contrasts and effective and retain behind their general good It removes faintness, flatulency, destroys all craving
bon of colors is not the best.
.or stimulant, and relieves weakness of the stomach.
¡1 is very proud of her literary types. It offers an endless variety behavior certain relics of barbarism, That feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight
backache, is always permanently cured by its use.
ation. She is very fond of so-
like a disinclination to evening par
of Kidney Complaints of either «ex
and especially dotes ou small situation. It has become complex, ties, a habit of twisting their feet For the cure
this Compound is uu«urptuuiod.
>r parties. Here she can talk, vivacious and picturesque. It moves about the legs of their chair at dinner, LYDIA E. PINKHAM*« BLOOD PURIFIER
every vestige or Humors from the
she is nothing if not talking, in the midst, of superb scenery. It is and a liability, when not kept under will eradicate
and give tone and strength to the system, of
votwi in Washington has a in contact with all the world; and it proper control, of taking off’ their Blood,
mau woman or child, insist ou nuving it.
,r tongue than she, and no one combines the freedom and tlieliuiita- coat and keeping it off’coram populo, Both the Compound and Blood Purifier are prepared
this weapon more mercilessly, itions, the personal independence and without even a sacrifice to the Graces at 233 and 233 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass. Price of
$!. Six bottles for $3. Sent by mail in the form
lame caustic sarcasm that comes some of the conventional restrictions in the shape of an alpaca jacket. either,
of pills, or of lozenges, on receipt of price, $1 per box
1 her essays spices her conversa- of the old civilization and its new "When you come to put the style on, for either. Mrs. Pinkham freely answers all letters of
She wiejds a masculine rather product. Many of our writers have sister.” said a little boy who was inquiry. Enclose 3ct. stamp. Send for pamphlet.
No family should ta without LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S
a feminine pen. Her criticisms discovered that it is a much more compelled to eat his orange unnatur LIVER
PILLS. They cure constipation, biliousness,
hides and politicians are well tempting field than any they can find ally. “it takes all the fun off.” Let und torpidity of the liver. 25 cents per box.
JKZ^Sold by nil l>rugffist8.*®B
for by the magazins and the
us own up to the hoe and the spin
ig papers, and h I ib has, I sup- mode of treatment which promises ning wheel, and the awl and tho
llie most striking and immediate re peddler’s pack that more familiar to
a fair income therefrom.
sults. That is satire. There is no the hands of our ancestors. How
THE AUTHOR OF “ANNE.”
modern life which offers such tempta
istance Fenimore Woolson is tions to a caustic pen as ours, because many of us had great grandparents Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, by I*» increasing
in Europe, but when at home there is Done whose faults aud follies who were gentry in colonial times? < rl^ y ■ M lb rofaa r e II d e r i n tr the
■■ ■ B
CT physical functions
.pends much of her time at are so open and so general, and touch
regular aud active,
lington, and her new novel, so easily the springs of laughter. the life of even the colonial aristoc P
keeps the system
a,” which created such a sensa- And the picture which the true satirist racy? We are in perpetual danger
in good working
n Harper’s Magazine a year or draws of us is not the repulsive dis of becoming genteel—even gentle
< >rder, and j »rotects
it against disease.
go, was penned in a little room clostire of hopeless corruption and death’s head at the festival to bring
>w York avenue. She was two decay, but the exhibition, half hu mortality to mind, let every prosper
at work getting it ready for the morons and half angry, of absurdities oils family retain the wholesome view
Some of the parts relating to and weakness which spring rather
icote’s army life she wrote at from sudden prosperity and other shirt-sleeves, lest they fall into fond
ic ailments, it is
Sr’s Ferry, where she spent the transient material conditions, than delusions, ami begin to give them
invaluable, and it
ler. The localities described in from any essential loss of national selves airs. In the West the matteT
affords a sure de-
»ok are descriptions of the character.—|N. Y. Tribune.
lanal fevers, be-
ry around Harper’s Ferry, and
sides I »*11e in.* :t!l
people of recently acquired fortu«e
were doubtless taken on the I
M S |
traces of such dis
PHOTOGRAPHING THE BABY.
in the great West who don’t dare be ease from
the system. Eor sale by alt drug
When she had finished the
Most young married couples have natural, who are agonizingly elegant, gists and deal era generally.
she revised it carefully and sent
Iron, and Stool Wire Hope
with fear and trembling to a ‘ “first baby,’’ except in rare cases, grace of coarseness. Like the ama
And WIRE of Every Description.
twins, TllPIl tllCV
Positive, Efficient, Powerful-
?r’s in a pasteboard box. expect- when
Agente for New Jersey Wire Cloth Company, and for
the Buck-Thorn Barlwid Fence.
> see it come out in book form,
14 DRUMM HTREET. SAN FRANCISCO.
’ ’’ ’. Such all over, these people must wear
larpers saw at once that it was is always a remarkable child,
beauty. sueh intellectual Paris dresses all the time and look
d thing, and used it, as a serial physical beauty,
¿¡•/‘/•awoek ni your own town. Tenn« and $5outfit
The Harkness Improved Zapfle Compound tJpOUfree.
with horror at tho costume of the
AMrmH »»urnr tCo.. Portland.Main
Sickness, St. Vitus
heir magazine. When it was quickness and genius, and such moral English duke walking the streets of
uderl it was published as a book, perfection were never before united Denver without shame in a flannel ftTHS fiSHTX)'«: ... .......... ........
A Veritable Fire Annihilator.
s now one of the best selling I in one being. Other habits may be shirt and shab by tweed suit—| Boston
I>.S. BKOWW A < O.. 30 < al I torn in Mt.
s on the shelves. Miss Woolson all very well in their way, but this Courier.
Sole Agents for Pacific Coast.
understand, a Cleveland girl, first baby is something peculiarly
Evil, Ugly Blood
«related to the Benedicts, and
CAPT. WEBB’S FIGHT WITH AN ALLIGA
i a niece of Fenimore Cooper, it, and even its uncles are moved to
whom she takes her middle say, “Kiecher koecher,” and chuck it
Bunk and Office Fittings.
under the chin with a forefinger by j Learning something of the tactics
4Ï» anil 4.11 FOI'MTU st.. San Frandeeo.
"THAT LAAS o’ LOWRIES.”
IFeaA gm , Brain Worry, EUfod Sores,
If DESIGNS FURNISHED.*»
water without his double - bladed Nervous
Biliousness, < » -mess. Nervous Prostration,
races Hodgson Burnett lives on the Of infant.
it botili eáíily nia*l'i *'nMlly
Il E Æ Tl T
TONIC. W I ¿outfit
Kidney Troub ■ s ajui Irregularities.
free. AddreM T uuk A Co . Augusta. Maine.
et. two doors below the corner
bound to bis side by a slender belt.
S. F. N. I’., I’ irst Sorii-a, No. (tt.
house which Garfield occupied ed. The world at a distance could After an hour’s vigorous excercise in
L*r. J. (). Mctamoin, Alexander City, Ala*
he was in Congress. It is a not be denied the opportunity of the water one morning, he climbed
“I feel it my dnt y to recommend it.”
( come T
Dr. i ’. 1’. Laughlin, Clyde, Kansas,
•story brick of eight or ten rooms, gazing upon its lineaments; a rc-cord upon a solitary rock about 100 yards
•‘It cured where .
in the attic is the room where should be kept of its loveliness. So from the breach. While here be
i\ Y. A. Fdio. Beaver. Pa
A sovereign remedy for functiona and organic dis
ease of the Heart, including Hypertrophy, Dilitation
^¿'•( orrer ” '
c l*eely answered.' < i'*
Bnmett. writes those delightful some fine sunshiny day they go to a noticed at a distance coming in his
Fatty Degeneration, Valvular Lesion«, Dropsy of t,lit
7 p H Druurgibts.
When ordering Ten, be sure to hitve one of
s for which she finds an easy photosrrapber. Then the first baby direction a large sized alligator, and,
A. U T’iThDMTD. I’D.. ST. JOSEPH, MO
Pains about the Heart and Momentary Stoppage of the the above justly celebrated n.arks, which have
For *0.- ..:r uh.’.'i bud circulars send stamp.
it. The whole house is furnish- immediately begins to quarrel, and considering his resting place an un
Action <>f the Heart. Price, 81 per Bottle. Prepared h 14 their own for superiority of flavor for
QUINN & < <>., San Francisco, <’al.. U. S. A., P. <> nearly 80 j jars. In tact, all the Teas iat-
th aesthetic taste. Old rugs, fret, and look less beautiful than safe one in case of an attack by such
Box 2459 Depot. N W. cor. Kearny and Pine streets
ported by tnu firm of 31A(.’ONDRAY AGO.
is furniture, old weapons and usual, although he is all dressed up a formidable antagonist, he plunged
excel in quality, flavor and purity, besides
NOBODY CAN DENY*
bric-a-brac are seen every in his best clothes. Ho wants things ; into the bay and started for the shore.
which you are auro of full weight, their aim
• It is a comfortable home, and that he sees in the photographer’s Having bis attention wholly centered
ConsiiinoiB can depend upon THK NEW in in-' to retain their trade anti good name.
HAS dEEH PROVED
eve it very happy family lives showcase, and not obtaining them on the enemy first discovered, he paid
ENGLAND RAKING POWDER an taing
The3URKST CUM Tor
exactly as represented. It is Greiuu of Tarter
for Mrs. Burnett is a woman of begins loudly to protest. ’ He refuses little attention to anything else, and
and Bi-Carbonite of Soda of perfect purity,
t She has a black-eyed bru to yield to pacificatory blandishments, before ho knew what he was aboHt
scientifically condlined; NO'I'HlNG EI<SE.
Doea a lame backer adiaord?i*odiirineir.di. I ;
of a husband, whois perhaps 35 and keecher-keecher fails to soothe. he ran plumb against another alliga
CABIWKT W<»OI»M and VKWKKKM,
The price of the NEW ENGLAND BAK
cate that you arc a victim? TlILIi DO NOT . .
ING POWDER justifies the use of the very BhipTimber, Lounet Tmenailt*, Deck PiugH etc.
of age. and who looks like an At last his turn comes. The mother tor that happened to be rosting
HB8ITATE uso KIDNEY-WORT at once, .
(drugqistu. recommend it) au 1 it will Bpeodiiy ,
best materials. < Consumers pay a fair price for
though he is in reality an eye wants him in a certain position Tho quietly in the water in a shallow place
ovorcciae tko dice.a3e and reHtoro healthy action. ;
129-147 Spesi 8t. and 26 28 Howard 8t.
the best and get it.
'■ She has also two of the pret- photographer doesn’t approve of that where the rushes partly hid him from
It is self-evident that Baking Powders rep Bau Francisco, and 15« Htate Rt.. Iloaton M hhb
It is a SURCCUREfor all
little boys in Washington— position, and the baby won’t have it. view. The alligator appeared to l>e
t*» be composed of the same materials
DISEASES of V vj LIVER. ; resented
J ohn W igmokic . Boston. A. A. W igmokk . H. F
»■haired little fellows, who play Finally a compromise is effected. quite or much astonished at the un
It had tpcciha action on ti> •- rnoet important . ■ as the NEW ENGLAND, and which are sold (PK TA CJOA I"1 day a' I k .'lie
( |. :. •, woilh - . ire:
at less than the pure materials them
organ, & ablln« it u> throw oU torpidity and in- i
nigh and shout in and around The pnotographer jingles a bell, ceremonious meeting as the’swimmer.
lu Q>ZU Addnvss H tinmon A Co.,Portland.Maine.
zctlo ”., stimulatin'? the healthy secretion of the j
selves are worth, cannot be pure.
3ile, and by keeping the bowels infrcaoendi- . 1
tin Park from one end of the clucks like a hen, and raps with a
The largo demand for NEW ENGLAND
Striking the alligator in the region
tion, effecting ita regular discharge.
> the other.
BAKING POWDER, ami consequent falling
stick all at once, hoping thereby to of the tail, he bounded back and pre
Y°u aro suffering frorr. 1
off in the sales of adulterated and inferior pow
• Burnett herself is a blonde— att ract the attention of the first baby ; pared for battle. The heavy wag of
r W & d I & T I Ci * malArla, h&ve the chills, , ders, has developed a spitefulneM on the nart
bllic.u«, dyspeptic, or oonnti p ited, Kidney-
^tractive and moderately good but when the picture comes out t here the animal's tail enabled Webb to a'-o
of some manufacturers and dealers. Finding
Wort wiii -ju.’fily r lievoand quickly cure.
>g. She dresses stylishly and are found three or four impressions throw himself back far enough to be
In the Swing, to olnanse tho Bystem, every
that the quality of the NEW ENGLAND
cannot be succesefully attacked, new brands I)EOPENED ATBYNAGOGUE, MAHON »TREE
society. She goes a great overlying ench other like the scales beyond the reach of the first blow
Vor complaints peculiar to ' 1 and close imitations, represented to lie as good, IV between Pont and Geary. Han Francinco, with
tod during the season she is of a fish. A second sitting is taken, that was aimed at him. A moment
former faculty and course of instruction. ’Student* out
yn-.;r.sex, &uoh ne pain and I ' are put on the market. With these they en of
school only a «lay on account of the fire, which has
weaknesses, KIDJiTTY-WOIiT is unsurpassod, ; deavor to tempt dealers with low prices, and occasioned
the lions of the capital. She and the photographer steeps hijs soul more and the alligator rolled over
the* temporary change of location.
MltwiU ■- • promptly and aafely.
tins well herself, and delights in perjury by telling the infant that and made a dive at him. His pre
Either Bex. Incontinence, retention of urine, , }
brick dust or ropy depoeit3, and dull dragging , [
See that the name NEWTON BROS. 4 CO-
little unconventional par- if he will’ hold still a white mouse sence of mind saved him. He stood
« AI.II OKM l
pain *, all speadi • y rteld to 11s ou native power. I
is on every can.
At her Sunday evening recep will run out of the camera. Tho in the wafer, facing his enemy, with
* ■’r'Tt Acts at 1 h a same t’mo on the KIDNEYS,
living spring. Positive
to which only her dearest result of this is a picture, slightly his head and shoulders alxive the
Pilos, <.-• r.lieuina.4sm it ia a per zoanent cure.
Cure, m tiioiiHuixlH will awwrt,
• are invited, she ofen takes her shaky, with the month open. A third surface,
»* ' O^UCCISTS. Price Bl.
for Rheiiniatifun, Catarrh, Dys
With his double ended I! SOLD
pepsia, Kidney Disease, Scrofu
unto her don in the attic. And pietiire is attempted when, at the knife he received the monster, and
la, and all Blood Diseases.
nthe long winter evenings, they critical moment, the baby sets up a when his jaws came down the swim WCÍ» iV.i V •
Send for circular. Price at de|>ot,
M per ilozen; 3 tattles, «1.15;
onnd the fire and tell staries prolonged howl. Thus are the rosy mer dived away, leaving the knife in
single bottle, 50 cents. Write
•bout. Mrs.. Burnett is very honrs lieguiled.
us if suffering from disease for
the month of the reptiie, transfixing
a the drama, and Hhe looks a
At last a good picture is obtained both jaws and lbcking them together.
( uliLornlH %ol«*Hnlr Mnlrr
■»e one of its favorite actresses. and numerous copies are ordered. At this jnneture the animal first seen
< oni |m it y.
Anderson. She is, 1 under Thev are sent to the remotest friends ! was rapidly approaching, but the
Ibis lllrrtrlr ID*li < nrc« the following I»I h -
Office «71 Howard Htreet,
fiur» without Mr<|Iclnc.
writing another play, and she and' relatives. This would cause swimmer soon reached the shore, and
Painsinthe flack, Hips, Head or Limbs, Nervous De
bility, Lumbago, Genaral Debility, Khsuinatitm, Para
¡lighted with the representation great excitement in distant lands if it j by meanB cf a rifle, soon made victims
lysis Neuralgia, Sciatica, DtoeMMof the KMlMVB. Spinal
«neralda.” — [Correspondence were not for one thing It is that i of both.—| St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
Disease*. Torpid Liver, Gout, Asthma, Heart Disease,
Dyspepsia, Constipation, Kyrsipelas, Indigestion Hernia,
or Rupture, Catarrh, Piles, Epdepsy Dumb Ague.
evervwhere the likeness goes it finds
MUSEUM OF ANATOMY
This Scientific Electric Beit is the onlyone in America
L eft O ut .—“Boss, will you tell me
some other young couple with a first
that sen<is tho Electricity an*l Magnetism through the
751 Market Street.
• «id that David Davis, who baby, who are eqnally of the opinion how to make root beer?” asked a
Ixxly, curing the above diMMM. Beware of worthies«
so-cHlbtd Electric end Magnetic Belts, Shields and ap-
Go and learn how to avoid THaeaae
'ec“ntly liecome a husband. that their baby is the finest in the ' colored man of a clerk in a Woodward
plianws that are l>einir foisted on the public as they po*-
and how wonderfully you are made.
aess no power and cannot lie charged by the patient,
1 over 300 pounds. If ever world; indeed, disparaging contrasts avenue drug store, a day or two ago.
In The State.
Private Office 211 Geary street.
NI.(NMt Reward f<»r one of my famous Electric
®®‘*s a period in the gentle are almost surely drawn between this
('onrultation on Lent Manhood
Belts that cannot be re-charged and the electricity felt
“Why, yes, I can. Take e hickory
und all (liaeaMea of men.
life when he will wish he was photograph and the other first baby, stick, three gallons of water, an old BuniiMMH Suits to Order fr *rn
$20 00 instantly by the patient. Call or send for Illustrated
(a . giefrw
l»K W .1 IIOK5E.
5 00 Inventor, Proprietor and Manufacturer, 702 Market Kt.,
Thia BELT or Regenera
oachelor, or had been born a to the disadvantage of the photogra hat a quart of molasses, a paper of Pants
tor •« made expramy fop
skeleton, it will )>e when he ph. Yet young couples will doubt tacks and a pound of cayenne pepper Fine Drees Suits “ “
the cure of derangt’ments
of th* generative organa.
• home from an alleged politi less go on photographing first babies, i and boil, skim and set in a cool fflP“Prompt attention, Honest Dealing and a
There In no mistake about
this instrument, the con
John F. Snow <fc Co's
perfect Fit Guaranteed or No Sale
cos at midnight and attempts
tinuous stream of ELI
Rule« for Seif-maaa'irement, and Sample« of Ciotb sent
T H1 C IT Y penneatl
■** the stairs without making
"Say dat agin, boss, so I kin dis-
cisco have changed their name to l’alare lite
through the parts m
free to any addretM, ou application
A M ammoth A pple T ree .—Mr. Abel remember.”
restore them to heall
orkw. but no change in ownership. The
ovoak like stage thunder.
action. Do not oonfoti
cause of change is that a party by the name of
this with Eiertrte h
’**ight married men who have Schofield, an Adair County farmer
The clerk repeated his directions,
Know has gone into the came banines«. All com-
«*4to cura all
hereafter are to be nent to the
from head to toe. It 1«
“? P**rfortn the feat can sympa- who lives about twelve mile« south and the customer brought his fist 724 MARKET & 203 MONTGOMERY ST. municatiwriH
'•<• OS). <■-. If <• DM MM
l’ala«*«* lire Works. 633 Market Htreet,
J’i1 Mr. Davis’ awful predica-
” For circular« giving full Information, add res« CbiMVer
down ou the counter with the ex
Palaoe Hotel, Han Francisco.
Electric Beit (JQ s , lfll Woalungtsn M., Chicago. 111.
largest apple tree in his orchard that clamation :
‘ ’»ch a moment.
can be found in North Missouri. It
HOW TO WIN AT CABDS. DICK, 4e.
I ; NM KvUKlb A.an.
"I sees whar’ I spiled my hull
A BURE THING Ilwr.t Frvtf to
feet and 10 —
in cir batch! I left out de tacks!”
W girls are leading the world measures 6 ___________
Anyone.—I manoMelar« and Seep
caMtaaLy en hand
nn- A remarkable feature at I cumference near the ground, and 6
the sporting fraun
gasa«a of « Mgiw M
®®**ncement of Wesleyan I feet at a distance of 6 feet from the
Xir circular. AdAreaa,
A blundering compositor, in uet-
V?Uoge at Macon, Ga. was ground. The largest limb measure«
APCUTQ U/AMTCn everywhere to hell
•tifnl simplicity of the dres- 1 4 feet and 10 inches. This mammoth
HpCHIO nAHItU the ta«t Family Knitting Ma
chin« ever inr«nte<l Will knit a pair of «locking« with
by the young ladies. A ' of the orchard has yielded forty her. man would be a savage,” got the
HEEL sod TOE complete in 20 minutes II will ai«o
knit a fr»at variety -f fancy work for which there is al
of them were made by the
way« a ready market Mend for circular and teram le
'»■lies themselves, and cost
the Twwmbly knltllaa Marta iae <«.. lMTrw
J man. would be a savage.
C. C. HASTINGS & CO
Jolin A. Roebling’s Sons Co
John Wigmore." 'VÌ mber 00
Pacific Business College.
Best Fitting Clot lies