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I FOUR CB03UET STK1KES AND NOT A day the feeling increaaes. There ar« n 1 buy only dance music’“ symptoms. Th*-y continue and bacon I of an hour, I booked a thous-! SMILE. Y amhill R eporter , quarter aggravated. The alight pains in th0 ¿’p*’ I MUSIC "Most of them. And it's really re and dollar order for what an English-1 crease to agonies, The nausea l»eeome tc i 1 ,tt ‘ I A great shout went up from the markable how rabid those people uian would call sundries. The heart grows irregulary, and tike Lrealv** I “There,” said I, closing my book clerk« who pi»y th« eiuu io -Attracting are. They think everything ought spectators and players as the pro uncertain. All these effects have A. V. R. Brn>u. PBOpanu.0B. and * Getting Invitation« to to be turned into a dance for them. fessor walked on the ground with his cause; and, after )ear« of drop experie^I** I with a slap, “this order shall be ex CuMtomerM ----------- ' 7.,-r------- . rau ■ a" subject, I <iu not hesitate to wy Safr I They want 'Lucia' waltzes. •Carmen' little mallet firmly clasped in his this ecuted as soon as your last account is Country Parti««. is to be found in some derangen2L?ll M o HIMTILLA. OREGON right hand and his trousers neatly cause polkas. ’Trovatore’ lancers." settled.” the kidneys or liver far away from thatu^-^ I !!■ ------ "Do you have customers who come turned up at the bottoms. He wore of the body in which these effects appe^^J j “Ciss, ciss--payee allee dollea,” he I “I want something new in the said, smiling and pointing to a seat, i in and expect you to tell what they a white waistcoat and apparently was one may say, I have no pain whatever in I WILL BE WORTHY OF IT» Meanivhïle,”i*>ÿ ‘slow degrees live I lancers’ line," said a young country want from a vague description of the I the only cool man in the company. kidney, or liver Very true. Neither «•! I may not reach the heights I week; we any evidence that then* is a tornado , | "Will he doit?" was asked anxiously. surface respectable looking Chinamen had man as he entered a music store the music’” My untried strength may fail me; of the sun; but it is none the ]m 1 “Any number of them just ask for 1 The professor luul wagered the ice- tain that the tornado is here, and it Uu<m 7* I Or, half-way up the mouutaiu-peak, | coine into the warehouse or store; other day. “They’re going to have Fierce tempesta may assail me. with Mr. Ford of his own club less certain that these great organsuf the I i and they come around me, smiling - a barn warming at ’Squire Benton's the bird or the bell piece. There are ■ cream But, though that place 1 neter gain, the cause of the trouble, although tP I and talkiug in a bland, smooth way. about 300 of each kind. We have that he would make the middle wick are Herein lien comfort fur my pain: be no pain in their vicinity. ° ' j next week, and I want the latest “You mean mischief.” I said to my ; •Monastery Bells,’ 'Crystal Bells'’ et across the ground once in four may I will be worthy of it. I* know whereof 1 speak, for I have i.- » [y | thing out. I can’t read music, so I ‘Evening Bells,’ in fact, all kinds of trials. Every one held his or her through I self, and my hand went involuntarily this very experience myself. I I may not triumph in »access, do my pocket, where, in accordance want you to pick out the liveliest set bells except dumb bells. Others breath. The professor leaned over ten years ago I was the picture of Despite my earnest labor; more than 200 pounds, and aaI really have no idea what they want. his mallet and hit the ball a sharp, weighing with San Francisco customs, 1 carried ' vou>vt, <;ot for me ” I muy not grasp results that bless healthy as any man 1 ever knew. I The efforts of my neighbor. u revolver. “You mean to get rid of." ,, , , . , , , , They just come in and look over (he pretty tap. It jumped in the air ami and I felt the symptoms I have above But, though my goal 1 never see, me and your debt together, my "Could you tell what you want if music until they come across some flew with malicious velocity straight they caused me annoyance, not anly hyreaP I This thought shall always dwell with me: I friends. Very good: but if you do j you hear it played?’ thing, that strikes their fancy. toward Mr. Tree. It struck him on of their aggravating nature, but because 12 I I will be worthy of it. never felt any pain before. Other »l.ctonS | I’ll take one of you by way of re- ' Hear it played? Why, who’s Some people buy a piece simply be a sensitive part of the knee. He me 1 was troubled with malaria, and I treated I The golden glory of Love’s light ceipt." 1 suppose my face did not • t(J j ¡ n Of courge j eol ,,j cause they like the picture on the turned pale and slipped over the myself accordingly. I did not believe howl May never fall on my way; „ 1 ‘ title page.” i boundary board with mere baste than over, that malaria could show such a^raviki ] My path may always lead through night, lietray what I fell, for they closed I | around me in the calmest manner, j ' Like some deserted byway. Just then a young man entered I dignity. "I haven't got. the range symptoms. It never occurred to uiethataaM/ 1 But, though Life’s dearest joy I miss, making excuses, and asking me to be "Here, Miss Mollie.” called out and asked for the song with the pic- I yet,” remarked the professor, glanc sis would help solve the trouble, as I did not i There lies a nameless strength in this: my difficulty was located in thatu, | patient a little longer, for their mes- the dealer “please play these three i tnre of “a fellow and his girl in a [ ing sharply in the corner where the presume I will be worthy of it. tion of the body. But I continued to rc» ] boat,” and Miss Mollie was obliged Bev. Dr.---- was surrouuded by la wose. 1 had a faint sensation at the pit o?a. I E lla W hkelkb . ¡sengers were out, as 1 understood se ts of lancers for the gentleman. ” ► -.<»* • tuenj, to collect the amount 1 needed. ~ a to look through a stack of sheet, dies. They took the hint and mov< d stomach neai’y every day. I felt a great <¿1 SAYS HE WOULD SMILE. I It seemed to me that they were get IhlH wa>’’ Blr’ P^se. «aid Miss music. to eat, and yet 1 loathed food. I waucon. I off. The second ball went into the sire stantly tired and still I could not sleep. ¿J ting me farther aud farther from the [Mollie, a very pretty ami pleasant Well, 1 should smile in rapture gay ground and came out behind the brain was unusually active, but I could 31 If she would only deign to say, AFTEK TWENTY YEAK3. door into the gloomy obscurity of the spoken young person, as she walked shooter. He looked at his mallet think connectedly. My existence wait a IkfeI “I like you us a triend,” and . lip warehouse, under the pretense of toward the rear of the store, followed Within my palm the finger-tip The coffin was n plain one—a poor (•losing one eye and sighting along mysery. I continued in this condition JI showing me fresh goods, till at last I by the young countryman. She miserable pine coffin. No flowers on the liand'e. "Give me another.” nearly a year; never free from pain, neverfora She snaps in her coquettish way. moment happy. Such an existence is f;irW(rtje I : felt that the time for action bail come. , opened au upright piano and dualled the top; no lining of white satin for Another was brought. He took long than And if her eyes of azure-gray death, for which I confess I earnestly I In fact, one of the biggest of the I off one lancers after another. Grew tender as the blooms of May, and careful aim. The third ball rose longed. the pule brow; no smooth ribbons party whispered something to his “Guess I'll take them all tnree, ’ | about the coarse shroud. The brown in the air like a toy balloon aud kell It was while suffering thus that a friend ail In warmth of my companionship— Well, I should smile. [ companions, and I seized my revolver s*'d the countryman, "and I guess hair was laid decently back, but heavily upon the bald head of Frof. vised me to make a filial attempt to recover in» I 1 sneered inwardly at his Huggetf«»! and was about to draw it >s a fresh i the folks would like it if you d come there was no primped cap with the Jacobs. Ice-water applied by the la health. But, O, if she her head should lay I was too weak to make any resistance! Chinaman entered the building, and up and play for them. That is, all tie beneath the chin. The sufferer of dies relieved the pain. The professor but Against my buttonhole bouquet, He furnished me with a remedy, simple vet 1 And lift the lushness of her lip they hurried to meet him with a look but Mana Larkins would like it. cruel poverty smiled in her sleep: now had the whole field to himself. palatable and within two days I observed i| To mine—my giddy heart wquld skip slight change for the better. This «wakened] ; of relief. She ’ s to play herself, and it would The tra-la-lee till Judgment Day— she had found bread, rest and health. Part of tho spectators retired into my courage. 1 felt that 1 would not die w] '■Lucky for some of you, my , make her kind of mad like to have Well, 1 should smile! "I want to see my mother," sobbed tho houses and surveyed him from time. I continued the use of tin’remedy I ► ♦ • friends,” I said, drawing a breath of you there. She can't force the tune a poor little child, as the undertaker the attic windows: tho bolder ones that taking it in accordance with directions, until 11 SEVES KEYS TO A SAFE. relief, and following them toward the as you cun. Bnt no matter about screwd down the top. became not only restored to my former health] | pooped out of a horn' stall in the strength, but of greater vigor than I have 1 “I tell you wliat,” I naiil, "1 ehan’t door, meaning to take the first oppor i Marin. I guess Benton s folks would “You cannot; get out of my way, small barn near by. The professor and before known. Thi« condition has continued 1 come for the account any more. ■ tunity that offered to make a run for be glad to have you up. ’ boy; why don't some one take the had not smiled. "The sun shines too up to the present time, and I believe I should I it. To my great surprise, though, “ Well," said Miss Mollie, “ I ilon i Thia makes six times I have called brat’’’ i bright." he said. Just then tlie sun have died as miserably as thousands of other! have died and are dying every day had i] for that four hundred and seventy . Mr. Ah Bee came, and taking my want to hurt .Miss Maria s feelings, "Only let me see ono minute!” i went behind a cloud. The professor men been for the simple yet wonderful power« arm, led mo toward tho great safe. aud I ’ m afraid I ’ m wanted here, but dollars, and 1 shall put it in rny law cried the helpless orphan, clutching did not stop to take aim. The ball not ’s Safe cure, the remedy I employed. 1 ‘'Iron coffin, eh?” said I to myself, my sister will be glad of a chance to the side of the charity box, as he hit the third wicket, caroamed from Warner yer'H bands.” The lecturer then described his meansoi res “Coiinteo out de dollar,” said Mr. „ go. . She plays for parties. ’ toration more in detail, and concluded as fol-1 “No, no; quite rightee you, sabbee. there to the turning stake, and back gazed upon the coffin, agonized tears “Can she swoop down on the tune streaming down the cheeks on which , through the two wickets and the lows: I Ah Bee. Pay dollar ail soon. Call again.” My complete recovery has caused inetoio-j And the last arrival of his six com as steady as you can?” I was reminded of all this by see no childish bloom ever lingered. Oh! 1 cage, which it made with a slow vest ¡gate the subject more carefully, and I be- “Steadier," said Miss Mollie with a it was painful to bear him cry the , roll. It was a line sight to see the lieve I have discovered the key to most ill j ing the Chinese Ambassadors the i panions went up to the ’sfe, placed a ' . And that’s how her sister words: “Only oncej let me see professor walk to his seat after this health of our modern civilization. 1 am Billy] other day, and it carried me back to key in a hole and turned it. Then a [ laugh, that four-fifths of the diseases whick I San Francisco, full live years ago, second did so with another key in an came to spend Sunday in the country i mother, only once!” ’ feat. "That shot was never made be confident afflict humanity might be avoided were the I where 1 was dealing largely in vari other hole, and so on, till six had un with Benton’s folks. Quickly and brutally the heartless i fore." he said simply, and the specta kidneys and liver kept in perfect condition.! “Are dealers who em - I monster struck the boy away, so that ! tors, who had now ventured from Were it possible »«*- there many ----- j -------------- ---------- ous commodities which were much af- ■ locked six locks of the great safe, to control the action of the when Mr. Ah Bee took out a similar ; ploy musical clerks toplay the piano? ’ footed by the Heathen Chinee. I he reeled with the blow. For the their hiding-places, agreed with him. sun, cyclones could undoubtedly be averted. I key to his companions and went up;weasked._ That, however, is one of the things that can! I found them a [Mitient, civil, in the boy stood panting with —| New York Tribune. not be. But I rejoice to say that it is|>ossib!»l “A good many." he replied. “You moment dustrious class of iH«,pie, ready to to the safe smiling, as he said to grief and rage — his blue eyes dis to control the kidneysand liver; to render their see a great many customers can’t tell tended, his lips sprang apart, fire bargain and get things as cheaply as me, - wholly normal, and their effect upon the' A newspaper, referring to a local action “Great Hong Company- poor Chi a tune by reading it from the sheet. glistened through his eyes as he system that of purifiers rather than poison« possible; bnt scrupulously honost amateur perfotmance, says that the They have to hear it. ” 'That this end has been accomplishedhigelyhl namen. Big safee — big dollar. and ready to puy with the greatest raised his liitle arm with a most un- j overture to “Martha” by Prof. How nieansof the remedy I have named ldo not I "But wouldn.t, they take it on your childish promptitude as long ns I dealt, with Seben partnee take seben key. open, laugh, and screamed : have a doubt, and I feel it my duty to make linski was very effective. We do not this open declaration recommendation ?" one mail. When 1 had to do the get de dollar." “ When I ’ m a man I ’ ll be revenged for the enlightenment of j I think such items should be published “ They might. But yon see Miss As be spoke he unlocked the safe, the profession and for the benefit of suffering] work with a partnership concern, it j for that!” I in the papers. What do the public Mollie has just sold throe sets of humanity in all parts of the world. and turned the door on its massive was a terrible matter. There was a coffin ami a heap of For instance, 1 had trusted one firm hinges, and then, pulling out a lancers to that, young fellow. I earth between the mother and the ' care about whether the Professor to the amount of five hundred dollars drawer, he drew forth a bag marked could have sold him only olio. So it poor forsaken child—a monument ; made overtures to Martha or Martha (hitters are cheap a big one for a scent.- ■ them to the Professor? The four hundred and seventy—the pays to engage some ono to play.” and no money was forthcoming. stronger than granite built in 'made *■ GOLDEN MEDICAL DISCOVERY” matter a private one that only just then a young lady entered tho much 1 bullied my collector terribly, for amount in dollars of my account— boy's heart, the memory of the concerns is Martha For all scrofulous and virulent blood-poison^ »nd the Professor. store. "I was buying something next the he always came back with an excuse and handed the bag to me. heartless deed. is specific. By druggists. “No trustee no man,” he said, smil door.” she said, “and heard some one --------- e-resv----—--- ♦ * * 4: ♦ * * inslead of money, and the same tale, playing in here. I ’ d like to buy the ing, as he shut and locked the door, A stirring motion--E-motion. The key that the firm was perfectly honest The court house was crowded to A West End young lady and her and trustworthy, and that the money | hie six partners locking it in turn. tune I heard played." escort were returning from watching note to success — B sharp. “Does that often happen:” asked ! suffocation. “No trustee once mans; all come at would be paid. "Does any one appear as this man ’ s an archery meeting the other day. the reporter of the dealer. n, why don’t they pay. John once, open door all right.” •Then, | counsel ’’’ asked the judge "Would yon not like to have a bow “ Very often. So often that when From which I understood that, (18 son?" I exclaimed. There was a silence when he bad j asked the swain. “If I had one 1 j business is slack I get Miss Mollie to “I wish you would give thorn a call to our trading communities, two or I finished, until, with lips tightly i prefer yew," she answered three, or oven four partners have to play on the piano. That attracts pressed together, a look of strange should yourself, sir," said Johnson. arch ly. And I said I would, and did, going sign a chock to make it negotiable, customers." intelligence, blended with a haughty [ “Can Miss Mollie sing’” to the Hunger Mercantile Company my seven Chinese friends, all part | reserve on his handsome features, a i A Iprima donna, recently married, "No. she doesn’t sing, It's very 'vouug seven time:-, ami always being put ners in their Hong or trading com man stepped forward with a says . - . she loves her husband too much munity, could make no payment difficult to find a cleik who can play firm tread and a kindly eye to plead WO'more. If all girls stopped oft'. It wits always the same; they were without every man was present to and sing too. Of course singing ■ for the friendless one. He was a slugmg "hen they married, any gnl would attract ninny more, but I doubt j help unlock the treasure safe. I perfectly willing to pay, and mesaen I stranger, but at the first sentence iAVi ..VOCH gers were vent, but to return, some laughed nt the plan, for the heavy if the profit wouldn't be eaten up by I there was a silence. The splondor I persuade the young man next door the extra sum I would have to pay a [ times with one, sometimes with two, dollar bag n ade me feel in a very ; of his genius entranced convinced. to her to propose by simply doing her or even three or four of the firm; but good temper. They laughed too, and ( singer. I think a pianist is more sat The man who could not find a practicing when he is at home try ing to read, or something. when these Chinese Spmlows shook hand« very warmly, after the isfactory." was acquitted. "Do you pay clerks who play the i friend proffered themselves as ready to pay. English fashion, as I took my de "May God bless you, sir; I cannot!" A few days ago lightning struck a piano higuer wages than ordinary 1 he exclaimed. there was always an obstacle in the parture. woman, in this State, ami stripped “No once man run away ull doLar,” clerks’” way, in the shape of the absence of "I want no thanks," replied tho off her clothing in a twinkling as it "Oh. ves. That's onlv just. There's stranger. he said laughing. that Heathen Chinese. were. The lightning's conduct will M s Mollie. She's worth at least “ 1 see, ” 1 said, laughing. “ You At last 1 expressed myself as 1 have “I—I— I — believe you are unknown not be applauded. What the times ten dollars a week more than an or shall have your goods in soon. ” said at the beginning of this story, to me.” deinauh is a species of lightning that KOFL FAIN. 1 sent them; aud for a long while dinary clerk. She used to play for and was going out of the place when CURES . _ . ‘'Sir. I will refresh your memory. will put the clothes on a woman, in a dancing at evening parties. Now Rheumatism. Neuralgia, Sciatica. a smiling Chinaman came up t.i me, after the Hong of Ah Bee and I did Twenty years ago this day you struck twinkling, when her husband or Lumbago. Backache. Headache. Toothache. and, bolding his head ou one side, bo a good deal of business; but it al she can make almoat as much here a broken-hearted little hoy away lover is waiting for her to dress for loreThroat. X wel linn. *P nd»», ways took seven keys afterward, without having to be up late at night. from his dead mother’s coffin, I was church or the opera. exclaimed: ltnrn«. Wrnlil». Front Kite«, A5I> Al l. OTHER BODILY PAIRS AND A< IHS. “lngly Hong man, come again to when 1 wanted money, to open that Her sister plays for parties, and in that boy.” Sold by Druggists and Dealers everywhere. Fifty Ceuua bet summer manages to get a good many Directions in 11 Languages. A very precise maiden— Ettie morrow. Payee them all payee ob safe. The man turned pale. TUT. < II A KI.F.«* MHiEIJ R CO. <------- engagements out of town.' bery dollar, oh, ciss." (Snecerexs to A. VOGBLER A CO.» BalUmore, ■»Ui** “Have you rescued me then to take Quettte. Just then somebody asked for a my life’” A lady in California used to take "Well, look here," 1 said, “1 will waltz, and the dealer turned to serve come in here to morrow, at eleven walks with a very handsome girl at TORNADOES* "No: I have a sweeter revenge. I the Sacramento Insane Asylum. Snd him. This customer had hardly de have saved the life of a man whose o’clock, and shall expect to bo -” parted when another entered and Scientifically Accounted for, and floe Remote “Oh, ciss, payin' all dollar. Give denly the girl would leave her com IN CVRINO I brutal conduct has rankled in my Causes that Produce Painful Re NEVER i AILS long, big order, lot. Goodee thousand punion with the remark: "1 must go said io Miss Mollie: Epileptic breast for the last twenty years. Go sults Explained. "I'd like the 'Misery' from Trova then, and remember the tears of a now: my spell is coming oil." She dollar.” \SputfM, FalWI “1'11 talk about taking your order, was really two beings, now sensible, j tore.’ ’’ Sickness, Conv^ child. The following «yn<>|ibirt<>f a lectureilelivered my Chinese friend, when yon pay for modest, amiable; suddenly by some sions, St. Vitua Dance, -Alcoliolisnd The reporter watched Miss Mollie friendless 1 he mail bowed his bead 111 shame ; by l’r. Horace I.. Hamilton laforo til ' Xmv the last," 1 Haid gruffly, and 1 went wonderful process, she was trans with admiration r.s. without a mo and went from the presence of mag ' '.’,k s,’* :',ty for th" promotion of wience, con- Opium Eating, away. formed to u writhing, contorted lima niont's hesitation or the trace of a nanity as grand to Ihim as it was in- | Scrofula, and all “The fellow looks'honest," 1 said; tie. She always knew when this smile, she handed down the "Mis comprehensible.—[Exchange, tit: Nervous and Blood Diseases. "but there’s no trusting these foreign change was approaching, and retired erere." CW’To Clergymen, Lawyers, Literary I --------------------- There is probably no subject of modern times Merchants, Bankers, Ladies and all WjJ*l ers. They take delight in tricking to her room until the paroxysm had rp n---------------------------j-» ,, that has caused and is causing greater atten- "Do people often make mietakes sedentary employment causes Nervous n* T iif . UilfEBBXC« B etwixt B eing ti..n than th« origin of toma.ioX st-iJntX an Englishman or a Melican man. as passed. When the laity was taking like that?" tration, Irregularities of the blood, stomacfi.1 they call it. Perhaps to morrow, leave of the asylum, this little friend "Oh. yes." she answered, “Some- SwiNDLID AND ClIARITABL!.— “I\l | have studied it for the benefit of humanity; bowels or Kidneys, <>r who require antf* when I go, they'll all have pul Its I up shook hands with tears in her eves. times they don't come so near the rather give a man ?50 than be >«•'>' haxe investigated it for the welfar. \tj tonic,ippetizerorstimulant, Samaritan? I ine is invaluable. 1 stakes and gone oast. If you think of me at all.” she said, title. They ask for the •Misery’ swindled out of five," said Gillyflower CW'T li o u s a n d s tion the cyclone has swept serins the land car- It was with some satisfaction, then, ‘only remember mo as we walked to without mentioning 'Trovatore.' You j the other day. proclaim it the most ell, that's strange. W hat' your Jeatniction to scientist« as well as tothe that on reaching their great shed gotlier friends and happy, Please wouldn't believe it. but some one wonderful In vigor innocent dwellers in its track. One thing, how- ant that e versusta in warehouse, the next morning, 1 found don't, think of me as tliat other once asked for the 'Convict's Song.' reason for such a conclusion’” ert a sinking system. "You see. if xv I give you >50, that's "f Xhe Mr. Pigtail, in his long blue gown girl, raving ami crazy.” ii i » x \ i -a » ,,e Hongnc tar away from the whirling and they often want the 'Prison 1.50 per bottle. Piltdown on the books to ‘charity.’ ¡Mxiy of wind itself. Its results are powerful; «Tt and bland smile standing at the door, IneDR S.A RICHMOND Tune.' all of which stand for the That looks well. The angels look ’ t» ean«e must also l>e ]»>werful. Let > h there MEDICAL CO .Sole Pro-1 ready to salute mo with a dose of How H e T ook H im .- Tom Brown •Miserere.’ ” the liookkeeper's shoulder aud 1'n' “ r '! *'■«• fact». First, the api«co. prietors. St. Joseph. Mo 1 __________ pigeon English, which I could hardly was au ignorant, queer boy, and was “Do they ever got the singer or over smile sweetie ns tile w. rl s 't.i chnri T'........ ! “ lnvartal.lv preceded by 5'^’” Sold by nil llrugRist«. •*' smile sweetly lu rue works to cnan- dais »¡«.ts upon the face of the sun. These understand r or testimonial« and circulars sen« constantly doing things of an un player mixed up with the couqxiser’" ty are entered. But if I am swindled »i« ts. indicating a disturbed .. .................. the HEDIAVTON A co ., Agent«, >un i raneb* “Well, Mr. Ah Bee," I said, as I accountable nature. One day a lady "I've often had them come in and of $5. the angels go off behind ‘ necesearily affect the ntm .-phci.i followed him into the bale crowded for whom ho had been doing chores ask for 'that nt pretty song of Cam out , of our An unnstud ' generation ’!lr «arth. / --------- *’ of* imat warehouse, which certainly looked as , said to him: Nilsson's'calk'd "Coming the barn and laugh, and the book ' in , one part of the atmosphere is certain to panini's' or 'N kwqier heavea a aigh as be enren, can« a'^mal vacua, in prosperous as the groat iron safe in . ■» Air Through tho live.' But the most “Tom. you're an odd genius." blameil old fool who will m .— b. — till this vuuim. Hence I1..... the --- never —-—I , , >• s’l — FOR THE PERMANENT CURE OF the corner was substantial "well, "Yea'm," replied Tom, not knowing ridiculous feature of the business is 'lo Joe Ga ''Htei i.auce. hence tile cyclone. This t'.e ..ry learn anything. $5. ” — {St. Air Ah Bee. I hope you are pr.qmred exactly what she meant that they always f-<eui to think I've zette. COW3T!FAT!ON. hu.is additional confirmation in the fact that to pay niy little account this morn . t.;rna.|.»-. come dining the .lay and not at Ixs-n to the opera the night before. "I don't quite comprehend you." NocthordlM «■» 1« » a prevalent ( a thi« co®» ixy a » c .tbtp*»’•. » .«I no r** 'ivuy huO« ingiit. I li»* d.trk t!i<? »urfiiC«' «'f the ingf" ■Can you lot tno liavo that song “What mftm?" Five big, stout gentlemen were „ j sun, whatever they may be, seem to cause vur?. Whatever t2iacAr.se. however olxrtWR “Ciss, ciss rondeo payee,’, he said. “I mean 1 doit’t know how to take Galassi sang last night when he put slowly r • great commotion in the atmosphere of the going up to the top of a Now world, and it is almost certain that the ex- the caao, tL*s romedy will overcome it« j And placing a wicker chair for me, you.” Ilia head down and butted like a a ] I K* O rmx dtetir»< nW cor <jaiJ he went off and dispatched a couple bull?' That's a ouestioa Hint's often York building. The sweat was » trentely wet weather of the present iiwon “Dad does.” # ■■*•«***’ 13 very apt to be Be accounted for on precisely this bas s. Is it LvuL of messengers, with nrg >nt orders in ‘ “How*“ tO ’t«*: . :u j i iney-Wort asked. Evorylxidy who uska it wants pouring from their foreheads, and [ , rea» »nable to suppose that the marvelous ef- 3 'J??0P*'-AAqu'ckly«ursa hie barbarian tongue, to each. This “He takes me by th© pent of the \ the Toreador's aong from ■Carmen.' their handkerchiefs looked like or Fl lea e-.n • phyun.ene ujj 4 V J.. •un nl’”n v*iutiun and life in gen. j ► y have before li iled. “ | looked bad. for it was only a nqs'ti- breeches, mum, aud the nape of the Of course, they think that I saw Coney Island bathing suits bung out . end shall to less than upon the atmosphere it- ! i to dry. i self through v hich its ravg come ? The cause tion of the tactics followed on former neck, and shakes mo like I was a Galassi at the Academy the tight lie [ CF3.FTL rheumatism . •I wish there was a beer saloon in is remote, but th»* effect is here. occasions tactic* which always re rat.” : fore.” rear. r.s it 1« f - ALL the J*» After describing some of the terrible eff, eta ■ » • ”V3, Liver and Btilted in a put off. I looked terribly “Don't they sometimes get the keys this elevator," remarked one slow ' The lady didn't indulge in that . eyr!nnr. the «peaker went < n to «ay: I It C f I. ■ -11 1« aysteia of th- aer.d -fT gentleman. gruff: but Mr. Ah Bee, who was the sort of “comprehension." [Cincin wrong T" J This rule fimis its aj plication in ne.trlvevv,, 21 ’ ** dreadful wbirh ct r*--TiaU«n <—nreallae. I “Yes Ixiy, you ought to have a I department Bf life. An curator is in San S" vlctinia senior partner, smiled and rubbed his uati Merchant and Traveler. ‘•Well. I should say so. The other r rand«c> the click of the instrument manipu- , hands as !.o IsvkoMd me to follow days lady came in here and said: keg of beer aboard this elevator,” lated . rHGUAANr.3 OF cases by hi« fin.' rs in New York The l ‘ r< F *rr "s' r'f Lu« t rrlble him into th.' farther parts of the Mrs. Clinton of Buffalo, N. Y.. ‘Can yon let me have the first duet chimed in another. makes « "light stroke of the pen in hi.« k “eer. quickly relieved, and In a short tu»e 1 The boy looked at the fine gentle dent PERFECTLY CURIO. warehouse, and then show,si me called in the police, alleging that Jlikl between Phyllix r.nd Stnphrm in the stmiv at the White House, and the who|— 4. f specimens of silks and sample teas, had lieen taken front a bureau The first net of 'Iclantbe' in two flats?' " , man and then remarked solemnly: Won i» areured by the wt. An nneiurinre« »nd S tirTteT. nn«e«, StreatglkMM and •lr» tj a«l the i-apurtant nrtrans of the «22** dKrn.t with everything in life, common!,- with coarse Chinese pottery. “Well,’' officers made an examination of the “ 'I am sony.' I replied, 'but the “Ob, i guess thewe’a over a keg of t called Th« natunC action cf the Kidney» is h ni.-.-icktn-», i< feil br nmv pe.«.i.< beer on this elevator now." The Liver is cleansed cf all dmea**. I said to massif, growiug a little premises, and flatly told her that no duet is in I> major, two shar]>H.' " ■ when th -car. • i. to i.. f. ,n,| j, t more easy in my mind, “there’s plenty burglary had l<een committed. She th..»an.I,..f milwiwn. An .inwt«in “ ‘That's too bad.' she said. 'I may I«- felt m the head. It » repeated : to seize, at all events.’’ ' i owned up that she had lost the err ; ring in two sharps. I've only A New York paper doesn’t miss it )»un in jth.-r part. ,.f the body. The appetiUde- The r.'sult was that after my bland ; money i out of her pocket, but had learned to sing in two ifata.' " far by asserting that pie is ths great l-art« and all energy is gwne. I. lb« cause 1 Bowel® move freely ar.d healihftuly^ fri end had talked to me for about a been I afraid to tell her husband. "I suppose many of your customers American desert I necmnnnly V- be f. nnd in the head? 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