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—h---------------- N ASB Y till, overcome with emoshun, I slid off ' who was dead, as I tpre must be . _ a THE BAI) BOY taken money from me for his brandy my chare onto the flore, and slept the | APPLEJACK a Pa Pu had^ ImJ just funeral somewhere.,' he*bad it dropped to the ground. It sleep uv the just hoed into a bumble nest and said More Trouble.— I»imker DutlU’. wife We mite aev knowed it wuz Joe He Cause* Hi* I* m and Ma to Work on Sun he did not know any that was How Two Quart* of Brandy Were obtain is a question whether the fact would Siu* » Vlrlory and Farther latluuie. bother a verdict be pronounced of Bigkr wick organized the Rebellion, day« and Nearly Get* Thein C'hurrhed* dead, --------- knew^so -- that ought to ed—Cautious Law Breaker*—.** Chest guilty. ----- . Vut .hr remalo PopulatiuB. Hi* Father Keaehe» Him With u Stave. him and Pollock. Joe Bigler got Is be, and inasheTlid |'t ask any fool- nut* Full to the Ground. Most of the men who buy moon saker to promise to stay at home and ish questions any I Toledo Bl«de.|-CoNFEDEiiiT X word, and, to compel him to keep his shine of the go-betweens never seeing We were in Western North Caro their jugs filled. They simply tell “ After about t ty teams had “ Hello, ” said the grocery man to the ' s (Wich is in the State uv Ken- word, stayed by him with a club. nervous and lina. in the mountain region of the the supposed dealer in the illicit that bad boy, us he came in looking sick at stopped, ma she aeky) Jooly W. l«83.-OnlesB suthin He compelled him to churn the but Deacon S if he saw any- Nantihala. and having unfortunately they want a gallon, and that their heart, and all broke up, "How is your asked ter, and went with him to town with thing green; h« said something run adry of snake-bite preventive, jugs are hidden under certain trees hapiiens to save us, the old organi it, and, ez tber wuzu't ennff uv it to ■ about d< iesecratioBund drove away. “ hen at the Corners is gone, and 1 buy the shoes and stockings for his muscle this morning ?” or in logs at such and such handy " Brown as sid pa if he did notr had stopped a native to inquire the places. The buyer has his money on Lit» ez wel1 du8t OUt “Ud W?‘‘k pd8‘ wife, in order to make slioor uv the' “All right enough,” said the boy, Deacon think he was set- «tug a bad example whereabouts of the nearest still. A the stopper or within the jug. At m . fret,h. The foundasheus uv the risin Pollock took wat ther wuz, and , with a look of inquiry, as though won before his boy, but it a said he thought few minutes after we were mounted midnight the go-between, with his Jate deep » broken up, and there is furnisht the shoes and stockins auv- dering what was coming next. it would be a gol o i one if the boy and riding along a wild and pictures great jugs filled at the distant hidden how. “ Why? ” could only be hires e to do it. Finally '"choice and miscellaneous assort T .em two men hev bin eye-sores to still, makes the rouuds, takes in his “O, nothing, only I was going to ma got mad and t t<: the tub behind que road through the forest Soon ment of hell afloat the Corner! for seventeen long, grind the hatchet, and some knives the house where t y could not see we came to a ford, and urging our shekels without making change, and the customers’ jugs well fixed Joe Bigier and Pollock got hold of weery yeers, and ef liteniu cood strike and things, this morning, and I her. About four i lock that after animals into the clear water of the leaves for taking pulls therefrom. If the p^ker Gavitt, and in conjunkshen em it wood be a blessin to Bascom noon we saw a doi of our congre river, succeeded without swimming go-between is particularly fond of and me. But it won”. They hev the thought maybe you would like to go gation headed bjjL_ _ tile in reaching the opposite bank. It drink, also meets a crowd of hilari he minister Lflh hb wife, .whom I wish the devil whip iow uv us, and they yoose ther out in the shed and turn the grind • Lev organized a conspiracy that advantages in the most feendish man 1 stone for me, to dp v elope your mus into our yard, andpiy chum and I was but a short distance from this ous comrades, bis own juga suffer, hnew it was time 1 fly, so we got on and, in order to fill out the entire .biibtair to transform the Corners ner. cles. Turning a grindstone is the the back steps wl rb 9 we could hear. ford where we reached our destina number of his orders, he stoops to n to a Noo England village and leave M her it will eend the Lord only healthiest thing a boy can do.” Pa met them at t door expecting tion. “;0ut into the cold altogether. doctoring the quantity left with water. knows. Ef the wimmen git the up “That is all right enough,” said the The picture of that brandy still is To leave some of tile change and It is the same old trubble. Mrs. per hand uv ther husbands in the ' bad boy, as ho took up a sweet crack some bad news, ai in when they were wood we-ar her red silk stock matter uv likker, why not in every er, “but please take a good look at seated, ma she can in and remarked vivid in my mind. As it was run what would appear less than his or was a very unlu thy year and it der of the moonshine, Would be ins, and wood sport her noo silk thing? Ef they kin compel ther | me. Do I look like a grind stone boy ? it stood people in h d to meet their under a government license, of course against hiH principles.—{Cor. Cleve husbands to stay away from Bascom’s j i Do I resemble a good little boy latter end. Nonof them said a there was no attempt at concealment, land Herald. She oooden’t help it no weman and stick to ther work, why can’t ! that can’t say ‘no,’ and goes off and until the eld »nt on his specs as in the caso of a moonshine camp. kin Give sich a woman ez Mrs. Bas they compel them to vote ez they i turns a grindstone half a day for word and said was i ilemn 1 occasion, There was an open, level space amid AMERICAS WIT. a noo silk dress and red stock want ’em to? And when they git to j some old duffer, who pays him by and ma she it t urned the beech and sycamores. At the le and wondered ins and she wood wear em ef she warin bild shirts, won’t they quit the giving him a handful of green cur who it could lie, A local Mrs. Malaprop gushingly farther edge of this there was a rude pa says, don’t knowed she hed to go to the stake frhe Diuiocricv anyhow ? rants, or telling him he will be a man keep us in suspek >, who is dead? shod, consisting of a sloping roof of says that she "does so love to sit at next rninnit Female vanity is the Biled shirts and Dimocrisy is nat I some day, and the boy goes off one and the elder samp lb one was ___ . long boards propped up on four the piano in the gloaming, and im dead. apring uv woes unnumbered. Natu- ural enemies. Issaker Gavitt sed way, with a lame back, while the but they called asduty pests, with no sidings. Three or four poverish.” they owed rallyAhe wimmin uv the Corners re yesterday that he hed no sooner put | good man goes the other way, with the cause to take {on on them for men were before the structure. We The coat-tail flirtation is the latest. belled, and Issaker Gavitt’s wife de on|a ciean shirt than he began to feel I a sharp scythe, and a chuckle"at chuckle at the ; working on Sun<l:j fainted galloped into the open space, reined A wrinkled coat tail, bearing the veloped an amount of strategy wich like a Republikin, and wus heered to softness of the boy? You are mis away and they i‘w Ma a she pitcher of up our mules, and after dismounting dusty toe marks, means “I have spok I never supposed any woman ever murmur suthin about the propriety taken in me. I have passed the , water down her bi and pa said he tied them to trees. The men saluted en to your father.” of taxin the groserios. This spirit grindstone period, and you will have guessed they wert lack of lunatics, us as we walked up to them, and Mrs. X., hearing that Jullien’s mu She compelled Issaker to stay at of insubordinashen is dangerous, J j to pick up another sardine who has | but they all swore was Sunday and shook hand upon introduction. One was being revived in New York, home four days last week, and not go Bascom is our keystone, and, that! Dever done circular work. Not any [, they saw ma wa lg and pa 'out ' grayhaired old mountaineer, with a sic wanted to know if it was played|on a i to Bascom’s at al. We missed him knocked out, the entire fabric crum-! grindstones for Hennery, if you j hoeing as they w to church, and coon skin cap on his head, a flint lock “claretnet.” from his familiar feat, and ther wuz bles into dust. please.” | they had called take action on rifle across his shoulder, and a starv Three times did Marc Antony pre riooui intensified. Bascom wuz P etroleum V. N asby (Wretched). “You are getting too smart,” said them. Then ther as a few minutes ing dog between his legs, had come sent to Ciusar a kingly crown, and glowry, the good old Deacon wuz | the grocery man, as he charged a low conversation ould not catch, down the mountain, whanging at Ciesar thrice refused. It is probable WHAT MAKIS THE Dll TERENCE. Sid, and Kernel M’Pelter murmured pound of sweet crackers to the boy’s and then we heai >i >a kick his chair squirrels on the way, and was pres suthin about chaos comin agin. Bas It is said that American children father. “You don’t have to turn the over and say it more tricks of ent to get a flat flask filled, which ho that Mr. Cresar wanted pie. Most of the present Governors of com remarkt that he shood lose the are spoiled by over indulgence, and grindstone if you don’t want to.” that darned boy, i wo knew it was had in his pantaloons pocket He art uv waitin ef Issaker kept away are consequently ill -behaved and bad I hat’s what I thought.” says the . time to adjourn, I I was just get- was regaling the crowd by a story of the Southern States are going to run for re-election, but State treasurers much longer. mannered; but Japanese children, : boy, as he takes a handful of blue- ting through the ek fence as pa the imaginary bear tracks he had generally run for Mexico. Yesterday about 11 a . m . ther cum who are treated with extraordinary j berries. “You grindstone sharps, . reached me with jirrol ’ stave, ' and come across, and how his other three along in front uv Bascom’s a perceshn deference, and made a vrfst deal of. : who are always laying for a fool boy that’s what make» limp some.” An exchange says it makes a worn- dogs at scent “hed slid hell-bent,” wich startled us. It consisted uv a are reputed to be of the quietest and I taffy to, and get him to break “That was real an in you boys, »» and were at that moment chasing and an sick to keep a secret He must ' wagon drawd by one mule, and into pleasantest. Travelers in Japan say j his back, don’t play it- fine enough. said the grocery n. “It will .. 1" be baying in the laurel tangles high up have guessed at it, as it has never it wuz Issaker Gavitt and his wife, that nothing is denied there to a You bear on too hard on the grind- ' hard for your pi d ma to explain on the slope of Shaggy Head. Two yet been put to practical test. both with banners. ’ ’ how ’ bad of the other men were loungers, child; his or her question receives a (stone. I have seen the time when a that matter. J tl hink The oyster may be shellfish, but it Mrs. Gavitt sot on the left side with ready answer from the most silent, | man could get me to turn a grind they must feel.” while the forth, judging from the ap knows when to keep its mouth shut. her dress pulled up onto her lap, so ez and his request is granted by the stone for him till the cows come home, “O, I don’t If. I remembor pearance of his begrimmed face and In this respect the bivalve is more to expose a pair uv legs half way up most churlish. All persons, in every by making me believe it was fun, and hearing pa and ble Ezra telling dirty shirt, was the disteller. The sensible than some human bipeds. to the knee, clad in a pare uv red grade of life, shows little folks uni by telling me he never saw a boy that how they fooleijeir father once, under side of the roof was smoke- An oyster weighing over two stockins, with patent-leather shoes on form courtesy and gentleness, and seemed to throw so much soul into and got him to to mill with a blackened. In the center or the pounds was picked up at 'Raritan the eend uv em, and she held m her why these do not take advantage of : turning a grindstone as I did, but I grist, on Sundeind pa said he shed’s interior was a large mud Bay. Barnum ought to bpy it toj hand a banner onto which wuz in | this over-regard and tenderness, as have found that such men are hypo- would defy anyb to fool him on plastered stone furnace without a clap on Jumbo’s eye in case he wets scribed these legends: they do in tho United States, is be I crites. They inveigle a boy into their the day of the 1 I. . I don't think door, and crammed full of burning /J 1 •■My husband hazn’t bin to Bas yond explanation, unless we admit [ nest like the spider dees the fly, and a man ought to ipt liir little boy logs. Above this furnace and at the into a tight. If the pictures can be believep, it; com’s for four days. He hez chopped that there is a marked difference in J at first they don’t bear on hard, but by defying hin fool hi. father. further end was a large copper cord wood and sold it. He hez | race. The J apanese mother, however, I just let tho blade of the axe or the Well, I’ll take a is of your fifty- boiler. A pipe led from it and was a very simple matter fort an milked the cows and helpt me to is far from oeing so happy as her ; scythe touch the grindstone, and they cent cider and »nd i ' the " ’ boy _ took formed a worm through a large hogs ancient Roman to get ready for bed. churn, and in them four days we hev American sister. She is wholly sub- I make a boy believe he is a bigger a glass of cide{l went out, and head of water. Around the shed He just took his sandals off, that’s sold truck entiff to buy me these j ordinate to the child as to be injured j man than old Grant. They bet him soon the groce: rjji looked out the stood casks containing the apple pu all. It has been remarked that every shoes and stockins. with store garters, : and degraded. The father often beats he will get tired, and he bets that he window and hi that somebody mice, or pounded, spoiled, mashed and him a bild shirt. The stockings 1 her because the child has fallen down can turn a grindstone as long asany- had added a c|r to the “Sweet and rotten apples, which were to be miner knows his lode, but the history ain’t silk, but ef he keeps away from or met with any accident. She has i I body, and when the boy has got bis cider, only five i a _ glass." making used in turns for the runs of brandy. of the rise and fall of the toy pistol Bascom's two weeks longer I will hev only two functions in his eyes—to | reputation at stake, then they begin it an expensive ik, considering it They wore just about to make a run. has proven that every minor doesn’t As we stood there a great Pennsyl know his load. silk stockins and he will hev a decent bear children and enslave herself for j to bear on hard, and the boy gets was made of so >pleB vania wagon, looking like a scow on soot uv cloze.” The Boston City Council has ap I them after their birth. The effect of tired, but he h«lds out, and when the wheels and drawn by two oxen, was pointed a committee to discuss the Issaker kerried a banner onto wich j such superabundant care and devo- tools are ground he says he is as fresh “Jobnny, wh driven into the open space by a non treatment of inebriates. “Treating” wuz this: ' tion is bad, too, upon the child, who as a.daisy, when he is tired enough stairs!” said . descript individual from the Graham is what helps to make them inebri “At home and at work four days. grows up without self understanding to die. Such men do more to teach nothin’ much, r A biled shirt for the first time sence or lelf-reliance. Certainly, this is not boys the hollowness of the world, and to know.” “ I’m county wilderness. The conveyanceI ates i I wuz married.” she was loaded with apples, a prime pro-1 “Take Notice,” is the name of a i true of our offspring, anil it is curi- its tricky features, than anything, and skinnin’ a fre they teach bovs to know who are duct of the mountains. These were ¡ Ez the perceshn passed Bascom’s ■ ous to observe what a remarkable 1 looks like insid new town in Idaho. If it wasn’t for sold to the smoky looking man at the tho name, some people might not see he tried to ilrop the banner and git difference is developed in the East | friends and who are foes. No, sir, TUB 'ijHTAGEH. rate of ten ccntB per bushel, guessing the single saloon whieh constitutes the out, but his wife held him down in ' and West by well nigh the same I the best way is to hire a grown per- When William cn| 1 see bis airl, . son to turn your grindstone. I re Which he, of cofl ¡bought proper, at the number of bushels in the load place. his sect by the throat,. He wuz kon- I treatment • He often popped f n with her, member I turned a grindstone four without troubling themselves to kered and subdood. And thus beeanyp PP«r. “This is running all my hopes into measure it The efl’eck wuz electrickel. Every “So, Mary, you are going to leave | hours for a farmer once, and when I And long before liter passed, i “Wai, bit’s ’bout time I was git- the ground,” said the old girl, as she woman in the Corners cum out to see me to take service with Mrs. De j got through he said I could go to the Although he’d -I <k copper, I | spring and drink all the water I He asked her if si 1 his wife— ting this run outer the way," remark stood weeping beside the grave of Issaker Gavitt’s wife in stockins, Vere?” ' man to whom she was engaged to for nothing. He was the i He still remainfpper. ed the distiller, and he stepped back the suthin that hedn’t happened to her "Yes, ma’am, but you see she pays | j wanted be married. » I Five years have p ijince they were wed tightest man I ever saw. Why, tight! under the shed while we followed for 20 years. The shoes excited em me more wages.” [ By good old pai upper; At a medical examination, a young him. He took a small plug out of a io madnis, tho red stockins made em “I suppose so, and I suppose your j That man was tight enough to hold And now he has t hieing boys I cask connected by pipe with the aspirant for a physician’s diploma shreek, and when Joe Bigler jumped mind is made up to go. Mary, I | kerosene.” Who always oa! '“papa.” I “That’s all right. Who wanted you boiler, and held a vial about as long was asked: “When does mortifica into the wagon, and, ez ef by axulent want to make you a present before There is evi f i a colored hook and as large as his finger under the tion ensue?” “When you propose Ito turn grindstone, anyway? But flirted up her diress so ez to show a you go.” i Austin. The stream. After closing the hole again and ar# rejected.” what is it about your pa and ma be- and ladder con in pare uv bloo elastic garters, with "Please don’t ma’am.” 1 ing turned out of the church ? 1 ladder is used limb up into the he tasted of the contents. A "wind pump” is advertised white metal buckles, they abslootly , "Why, what do you mean?” trees where th ikens roost, after “Hit’s ’bout prime,” said he: then which, it is claimed, is “a great im howled. The wimmin uv the Cor “I mean, ma’am, that Mrs, De Vere ' hear that they scandalized them which the chiiyire hooked in the addressing me, “Hyar, taste o’ this provement over all others.” It is ners. not warin stockins ez a rool, i : will want to know the cost of your ' selves horribly last Sunday.” good ' old way „ J ie used to practice tap o’ the-doublins.” pretty evident that the inventor has don't hev no call for garters, and them parlor curtains, iha number of your | “Well, you see, me and my chum i during the wiiie ladder part of ’ „ ’ I did as requested. It was a col never visited Congress. ez do hev alluz bin obleeged to con | servants and the name of your dress- put up a job on pa to make him think the paragrap >uld have been Sunday was only Saturday and ma orless liquid, and, being almost pure tent themselves with a tow string. | | maker.” A.--“Only two-hours in Munich! she fell into it and I guess we are all omitted. alcohol, burnt like fire. Two drams Why you couldn't have gone to a Mirandy l’ogram saw the site, and “And suppose she does ?” Little John I been to church get fired from the church the size of the little vial would render siaglo picture gallery.” “I have no she rushed into tie Bascom’s and j “Why, 111 have to tell her, and as ; going to gel a for — working - - ’ J on Sunday. You see anil heard a v >ei >se parson. On an inveterate toper tipsy. took her venerable father out by the much more as I can think of. It’s i I tViAW need to go to galleries; my Johnny rlirlrJfr. C the way home[ narked: “ What they didn ’ t go to meetin ’ last Sun “ How do you sell your brandy? ” paints himself. ” ear. my failing, and if you give me your because ma’s new bonnet hadn't an orful stomi 1 at preacher had £ Rskoil. “Wat yoo want t> do,” wuz her re I old black silk not to tell, and she gives day Wanted it charged: Ella (five come, and Monday and Tuesday it 1 Didn’t seem though, for him “We don't sell bit now at all. Hed years mark, “is to go homo and go to work, j me a new $7 hat to pump out all I old, who has broken a window to get off thal ’ “ What joke ’ ” rained, and the rest of the week was ter wait till hit ’ s gauged, ” he answer Ef Issaker Gavitt kin in four dayB I ' know, I feel that I shall lean towards with a snowball)—“Papa, dear, don’t interposed hi Jr. "Why, don ’ t so muddy no one called, or they ed. furnish his wife with shoes and red i the hat” me; subtract it, rath«, from my urned Johnny. not get anywhere, so Monday you know’’ lurned “Look ’ere, older,” said Buck, mo beat stock ins by keep in out uv Bascom’s, marriage dowry.” Mary is allowed to go, and Mrs. could “ Where he pt lands on the part I slid out early and got the daily pa tioning to the distiller to step around yoo kin dress yoor dawter suthin like j Erastua thanks her stars that the per, and on Tuesday my chum he got where his v< ck out and said, the hogshead with him. After a A speaker, in dealing with the decent by the same process. Git.” girl never knew that her diamonds minute’s confab they returned. I “modern physical degeneracy of And the good old Deekin moved ; were paste or the furniture mortgaged, the paper off the steps and put Mon ‘Man wants lie here below.’ ” I day’s paper in its place. I watched The wator | f a Chicago range think the conversation was to assure women,” exclaimed: “We must take off regretfully toward his home. j —| W all Street News. when they were reading it, but they exploded the) lay with such ter the fire water mar" that I was all good I care of our grandmothers, for Then Mrs. M’Pelter she cum rush j did not notice the date. Then rific force tin leighbors couldn't straight we shall never get any more.” in’ in for the Kernel. I« “Boy.” said uncle Abe. “you am Wednesday we put Tuesday’s paper be convinced the noise wasn’t Buck went to the saddlebags “Do yoo see,” sed she “wat Mrs. gwine out inter de worl for yer sef, on the steps and pa said that it occasioned I ee fight between strung across one of our mules and | Avecent dictate of fashion is im portant to all married men. It is Gavitt hed on? Red stockins and wid a fair edication an' a good stout | seemed more than Tuesdav, but ma husband am in which they returned with two quart bottles. )• that small checks will be en regie for shoes, and all earned in four days! par of hans. No doubt ef yer mam she got the paper of the ¿lay before slammed These he handed to the distiller, who spring and summer dresses. It gen the around I will hev em myself in four days or my hed cofisulted yer wishes, yer’d I and looked at the date and said it in turn gave them to one of the lazy- erally takes such large checks. yoor a corpse. Wat Issaker Gavitt been bohn a millionaire, but she : seemed so to her but she guessed “What m|>u drink as yon looking loungers, who appeared to be hez done yoo kin do.” Better late than never: A lady in t didn’t do hit, so yer’d be bliged ter they had lost a day somehow» Thurs do?” exclainj. i. Higgleton, turn turn- in his employ. The fellow put the And then all the wimmin in the develope inter what am termed a sef day we got Wednesday’s paper on the ing 1 o to ’ her • nd who steadied bottles in the great rxicket of his Norwich, Conn., seventy-two years of Corners formed theirselves into a made man, an' ef yo ain’t mighty steps, and Friday we wrung in Thurs himself agai e door and sur home-spun coat, and immediately age, has just begun to take lessons percesshun behint the wagon that Is carful yo’se gwine ter make a poor day’s paper, and Saturday my chum veyed his w: disappeared into the shade of the on the pianoforte. She hopes to live saker wuz drivin, and they marched job ob hit. Any time yer want« ad | he got I riday's paper on the steps, “Huh:” woods. He le was gone possibly fifteen long enough to play “Old Hundred.” thro the Corners shoutin, “Red stock- vice, ask it freely, but doan write fer 1 aud ma said she guessed she would “I asked ’ pikes you drink as minutes. 1 Upon his return he deliv A Louisville restaurant has added ms or no meals!” "Shoes wich but-1 money, fer I shall nsbber get de let-1 I wash to morrow, and pa said he be you do, tha . I said, I’m not ered the bottles, filled to the corks, eight kinds of pie to its bill of fare, ton or no grab!” and sich incenjary ter. Remember yer mammy's teach-1 lieved he would hoe in the garden going to st ', that's what I'm directly to Buck. but the proprietor does notannounc« cries. And, wat wus wuss, they in’s, ah’ above all things, drap, an’ i and get the weeds out so it would not going ti “These two quartz," said Buck, that he is prepared to furnish night formed a gard anil stood in front of keep outen evil s'ciety, an yo»’l kim look better to folks when they went “What mi I, drink as I do,” looking at me, “are seventy-five mares of all grades at short notice Bascom's, and whenever one uv ther outen de top ob de heap. Yo’ve got I by Sunday to church. Well, Sunday he repeated n idiotic chuckle. cents.” According to palmistry, square husbands wanted to come in they jess two minutes ter catch dat train; morning came, and with it Saturday’s “Drink as I I use there ain’t no I I took the money from my pocket hustleil him off, a committee bein ap- let punctuality be your motto. Run.” daily paper, and pa barely glanced other way ♦ i How do you ex extended it toward the distiller. He topped fingers are generally fonn< pinted to worry hi9 ears till he wuz it over as he got on his overalls and poet a man L anyhow ?”—| Ar shook his head anil replied with this on the hands of scientific men tint ------------------------------------------------------ most of our successful business mm willin to go home. went out in his shirt sleeves a hoeing kansaw Tra mysterious sentence. We have also noticed them or bag It wuz a dreary nite we hed at Bas "Why don’t you stand aside and in the front garden. And I and my “ Chestnuts fall to the ground. ” com's. Ther wuz nobody but him let that woman pass ?” asked a po I chum helped ma carry water to wash. Into the < ick room walks a I took the cue; dropped the money gage smashers ami men who w< n liceman of a negro. and me, for no man in the Corners said it seemed like the longest friend of th ’, and going up to at my feet then turned and went to loading and unloading vessels. in. “ 'Case she is my wife. sah. She I She dared to show his face within a mile : makes week she ever saw. but when ° we the bedside ionvalescent says: my mules. The money was still ly “How do you regulate the clock?' me stan' aroun ’ at home, but uv the place. Ther we sot, and sot when I fetches her on de street I lets | brought the water, and took a plate ‘•Glad to se^i >n ai e so much het- ing on the ground when the trees said the local watchmaker to a Scotcl in gloomy silence. Bascom wuz so take her chances, sah. Ef you of pickles to the hired girl that was ter, Minn: {Thanks!” returns shut out the still and its crowd from bellman when called upon to repai1 deprest that he never sed a word the her the clock in the church steeple. “ want to see a man wid p'liteness born down with the mumps, we got in the I Minnie. “ be out in a few our sight. fust time I stole behind the bar and in him, is it since you lilac bushes and waited for the cur days.” “A long h The mountain distillers all sell li just shovel some gravel into it if i come up ter my house an ’ see helped myself to a reviver, nor did he dis ole man hop 'roun' de yard.”— tain to rise. It wasn't long before I began to g< ' “About a week quor with impunity, but at the same goes too fast,” was the reply. "Am object the second time. The third foJfc- began going to church and or ten days nswered the child; time use all precaution possible to what do yon do if it goes too slowly?' time he lifted his sad eyes and re [Ark. Traveler. you’d a died laughing to see them | “ever since •tor tor was drowned.” prevent conviction if they are arrest “Pick some gravel oot, of cooise, yi marked: "Help yoorself to all yoo ... T*.. ,—~. ed. These precautions are in many fule.” Mr. Ernest Longfellow, the poet’s all stop in front of where ma was want. Everything is lost T^er is a son, has made a selection of twenty washing and look at her, and then go J Dr. W. bell, the doyen of cases, however, palpably thin. The 1«* The Great Eastern last yea sperit uv disorganzashen abroad that of his father's poems.- which he will | on to where pa was waH hoeing weeds and 1 war correme correfie. represented the distillers did not know but what I earned Jtlo and coat f ‘ 2 b,(XM). Now, i t the coronation of will stop Hevin knows when and illustrate. The subjects are mostly stop and look at him. and then drive Daily Tele ; might some time lie summoned as a ww didn’t know the Great Easter- where. Help yoursel t The tale landscapes, and the pictures will be on. After about a dozen teams had the Czar, ida t did not on this witness against him. To prevent my was a steamship, we would think i might ez well go with the hide. passed I heard ma ask pa if be knew occasion n >' mrney due north.” being able te swear that he had ever was a member of Congress. made of the scenes themselves. And in sadnis I did help myself. I i