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BOSS LIAR FROM ARKANSAW A ringing laugtf was the first rei,|y . question, after which slio said: THE LAST DATS OF RUMFORD. I hail him with a wild shriek “Curtaiuly. It is true X haval^.m EDITORS ^Y amhill R eporter , j mock. —I keep on calling until I am almost The Gentleman’s Magazine for 1814 -So you are from Arkansaw, are tho past two years, but now I covered. Few people can have any idea J* upon him, but I cannot rouse him describes the seclusion in which, Journalistic Supcr-*titious--Some of the y°"i am proud that lean say yes. and strain a oonscieiitioua actress undergoW'it* , Rumford ’ s latter days were spent, j P ro FBI BLOB. . from his reverie. A. V. R. H nydbb . saying an emotional part. It is necaa,^* Peculiarities of the Men Who Make At last he turns, sees me running Newspapers. After the death of the illustrious La . I enjoy my home possibly as well as put one’s whole soul into the work rightfully portray the character. Thi»n2?’’ out of breath, half clothed, and yell grange, he saw but two or three any of you Chicagoans enjoy your NcMINN VILLB, UREOON tutus an utter abandonment of one’s i.em**' ing like a maniac. His bag slipped friends, nor did he attend the meet home here.” , . tv and an assumption of the oliara^Z**1” 4rom bis shoulder, and he stood facing “Are editors as superstitious as ings of the National Institute, of, “Tell me, have you had mucn rain trayod. If this is an emotional part it hj”' me, stutiefied. When I told him theatre actors, sailors and railroad which he was a member. Cuvier down your way this season ’ con nary to ferl tho same emotions the part i,"* THE ROSE IN THE GARDEN. what had happened, the sturdy moun- men!” i sked the old subscriber, sit was then its perpetual Secretary, and tinued the questioner. posed to feel. For more than a year I In the garden grew a rose-bush, J taineer burst into tears. He ascribed ting down in a Queen Annie chair for him Rumford always entertained “Well. I should smile. M hy it be actually cried each night in certain And it bore one single flower, a part 1 was playing. The audienceej»'? the whole misfortune to himself, and That through summer rain and sunshine tie highest esteem. He diflered gan to rain early in January and it it art. 1‘roliably it was, butth.aew, Fairer grew from hour to hour . acted so wildly that I made him 1 and putting his feet timidly under a from Laplace on a scientific ques has never stopped save at times when cred none tho I'M* real tears and the effectw»,,.” Till it was a perfect flower. j promise he would do nothing des center-table inlaid with Mexican tion, and his dissent was probably a sleet or snow storm was sand the lesstrying upm my health.” “ But do you anticipate avoiding this ba. perate. Then, having gained breath onyx, Twi youths by the garden wandered, i not without its penal censequences. | wiched between.” , future’” “ Saw the rose and vainly sighed, 1 again. I was off again toward Cape “Yes,” said the solemn editor, Rumford always congratulated him “How are your crops!” “ Not in the least. I expect to have itm Each to wear it in his bosom— ) Schrotter. “ A ’ ery good I guess, haven t been self on having brought forward two great a strJn as before, hut with re,t» White rose, sweet as a sweet bride— Head down, I galloped over the “they are. Ever since the newspapers such celebrated men as the Bavarian down to see lately.” health and a knowledge of how to retain h But alas, both vainly sighed. . snow, counting my steps. When, were invented by Cadmus, journalists General Wieden, who was originally ••Don’t see how yon put in your do not fear.” Then said one, with angry scorning, “ You s|a ak of a ‘ knowledge of how t, _ some moment« later, I raised my in every department have had super a lawyer or land steward, and Sir, crops in so much rain.” “It would never do for me; tain health,' M ill^you please explain wL eyes, thinking that I must be near “ Well it was pretty tough, we tied Humphry Davy. The German French, I ’Tis not white, nor sweet, nor perfect; you moan by tluit!' stitious beliefs and ideas peculiar to my goal. I could see only the same Quite a common rose, I see; weights to our potatoes and got in a " You must be aware that women by fia their profession. Now, there’s the Spanish.’and Italian languages were scow and droped them down through very It would never do for me.” natures arc subject to troubles anil ai» dark spot on the horizon. as familiar to tho Count as English, tious unknown to tho sterner sex. Thenm At last, the distance is passed, I managing editor. If the first man j He played billiards against himself; Bisection of suction pump, «e of “Nay,” the other said, “of roses these troubles is legion, but in wlnns. see the tent. They hail me! all in who comes into the private office he was fond of chess, which, however, sowed our wheat, and other small form they may come they iu e weaknesses »¡¿a This rose is the very best; Whitest, purest, sweetest, rarest— alarm they rush out to meet me. Monday morning is a man who wants j made his feet like ice and his head grain with a shot gun which we fired interfere with every ambition and hopeina He who wins it will be blest. I told my story briefly. 1 believe thousands of noble women are tod, j like fire. The designs of his own in into any solid substance we saw.” Oh, to wear it in my breast!” suffering agonies of which even their U A dead silence! Thore was no to go to Congress and has an editorial ventions wer-> drawn by him with “ What became of your stock and friends and relatives know little or u„tU. And he lingered near the garden time for exclamations even. The article three columns long, written by great skill; but he had no knowledge agricultural implements? iufcajiza^z —I— • ” and when I reflect upon it I confess it ¿¡J Till he heard a whisper sweet— himself, showing how the country is of painting or sculpture, and little I “ UVIULUXUI heavy rope is soon got from the large me Bad. Now all this misery arises Um, •We to the tops of We tied the stock tot ••Enter”—and the rose of roses lost unless he is nominated in a from an ignorance of the laws of life or aw sled. The heaviest tent-pole is taken Bent his loving hand to meet; feeling for either. He had no taste the tallest trees and let them climb lect minute, the manager is gloomy all to carefully observe them. I »|ieak fe* Made his life forever sweet! up. A handful of snow quenches for poetry, but great |taste for land- for themselves, and the plows and depths of a bitter experience iusavingthi —[Harper’s Bazar. my burning thirst, and vfe all start—• day because he doesn’t believe that ! scape gardening. In later life his things we stowed away on the top of the and 1 am thankful to know the means a Haller, Sussicli, Lukinovich and my article is going in the paper. No habits were most abstemious, and it our houses.” storation, and how to remain in As in India one day an Englishman sat reason for it, you know, only he is ' is said that his strength wan in this self. health.” With a smart native lass at the window, “ How in the world did you culti “ Please explain more fully.” “Do your widows burn themstdves? Pray We leave all in strange disorder at just superstitious enough to believe way so reduced as to render him un vate your fields!” “ Well, 1 have found a remedy which eru tell me that!” the camp. Tents, provisions, uten that the manuscript will be lost iu able tc resist his last illness. Feted, “It was a little awkward at first but i specially adapted for this very purpose. I»J Said the pretty, inquisitive Hindoo. the waste basket 10 feet deep before sils, dogs — all scattered around. No “Do they burn? That they do!” the gentle honored, titled, and endowed ¡enrolled we soon got used to it. M e went 1 pure and palatable and controls the health ¿J the author is half way down stairs. 1 life as, I believe, else will. Iti^d matter; Klotz will be here before man said, as a member of all the leading acade [ down in a diving bell and worked invaluable and if it nothing the women in Amen A im » “With a flame not so easy to smother; Then, there’s the leader writer, too. mies all tho long and set things to rights. and learned societies of Europe; Our widows, the moment one husband is If he found his pen sticking in the the correspondent and friend of 1 right along losing very little time. were to use it I am quite sure mostofthe^ As for myself, I seem to have wings; The mud turtles were a little trouble fering and many deaths might be avoided." dead my loaded companions cannot keep paste, he’d suspect Dan, down in the potentates, Princes, Viceroyes, and some at times but we made life in " What is this wonderful remedy!” Immediately burn—for another.” up with me; I have even to stop oc , office, in a minute. When he finds Ministers; the recipient of grateful teresting to them by snapping their “ Warner's Safe Cure.” “And you use it!” AMID THE ARCTIC ICE- casionally to let them swallow a little i his desk opened and all his pencils I and deferential addresses from great j ‘ Constantly.” [ gone, he suspects the proof reader, city corporations, this wonderful man tails.” whisky. Thus wo kopt on for two How did yon gather your crops “ And henco believe you will be able toj Lieutenant Payer, of the Tegett- hours and a half. We came up to and when the paper comes out dated i through the coming season successfully t” J at last over the chain which when matured!” hoff expedition, describes» most graph February 32, he suspects the ‘make tripped at the passage. ‘ 1 alu quite cel tain of it.” bound him to a wife who lacked the “Oh we just put a reaper on the , " “ A ieally, a fearful adventure at the Mid- Orel few questions more, Miss Granger. ITr Under Cape Habermann I picked up.’ And another thing; if he picks loving pliancy which he demanded, scow and steered it over the fields as deudorf glacier. you please give mo a list of the parts youhm up, piece by piece, my various articles up a pen by the wrong end, he will And now the word is forward! we of clothing; then, when we had turn it around and say something be but which, even had it existed, his you would any machine, we loaded > , created ami tho plays you have taken penal your first appearance in public!" pushed on to explore the glacier. reached the glacier, the men all made fore he will write with it. I’ve talked I peremptory nature would have ren the grain onto the boat as the self I i since “ I first played for some time with the mJ Alms! At the very moment when the themselves fast to the rope, and I i with him about it, but he won’t give dered him unable to reciprocate. binder gathered it in. teurs in Now York and Brooklyn. I Though forgotten in England, he is column moves the snow gives way took the lead. “How was the yield this year?” went to the I'nion Square theatre for two J any reason for it. As for the news remembered in Bavaria. One of his sons, after that to tho Boston Globe for id under the feet of Zaninovich, the How rnj heart beat! What had ¡ I editor, do you see that mountain of great works there was tho transfor “It would have been good had it 1 season then to Booth s theatre in thisc-l dogs Torossy and Jubinal and sled; happened during that terrible five I j exchanges on his table? Well, be- not been for the muskrats that dug Next I and supported John .McCulloughandatlsl mation of a piece of desert land into all sink together in a horrible cre hours since I started. up nearly everything we planted, to wards starred in Juliet, I 'amille, Itosalin<l.ek| j fore you get down stairs that young vasse. I Subsequently 1 created the part of G®| The black gulf is there yawning j man will lean out of the window to the so called English garden, at make nests of.” The forward rope was fastened to before us; not a sound can be heard. watch your appearance at the count Munich. Here in 1795, during his When last heard the two men were Blaine in the Galley Slave, and also stamcj in Home, ¡(laying the part of Ad me. I heard a cry of agony, and am I throw myself down on tho edge ing-room door, and he wili say: I’ll absence in England, the inhabitants looking at a frescoed ceiling through Two Nights Ths past year I have been playiigi| draggod back by a sudden tightening and call him. First comes tho au- I bet a dollar that old cuss stole tho erected a monument to his glory, beer glasses, and speaking about ! tonin. the Planter's Wife and the coming sea#ii.d while his figure was afterward em “the peach crop,” which was killed ' I have said, will be devoted to "HerSeoal of the rope. ewering bark of a dog; then hear dis j Boston Transcript and tho Denver As I turned, it seemed that the tinctly the voice of Zaninovich. Tribune.'. He is superstitious about bodied in a noble statue in tho finest or was not we don’t remember which. Love.” As tho writer was returning Imine heia whole line must be drawn down into Without losing a moment, wo lot , everything that happens and every street in the Bavarian city. In 1814 into a train of musing and wondered if alldJ the abyss. As for myself, the great Haller go down into the crevasse at I man that comes in. He believes it he was on the ¡»oint of returning to M arrying for M oney .—A late au women in the land wiio aresufferingconUutJ when he was seized with a weight bore steadily tl[H>n me. I felt the end of the rope. ; know Miss Granger’s experience and the J bad luck to drop the scissors down England, thor very truthfully says. “ Gold can results achieved by the irarerereJ my foothold going, and I feel that He found our man forty feet be j the elevator well. Did it once, and nervous fever, which in three days not buy happiness, an 1 the parents j marltable she usee, how much Buffering niieht lieaviijil 1 am lost; when, by the merest chance low on a narrow shelf, all huddled up, they straddled right intb both eyes of brought him to his end. He suc who compel their daughters to marry , and how much happiness secured. I in the world, tho sled caught thirty still alive, but numbed through and a regular advanco paying subscriber, cumbed on the 21st of August, 1814, for station or money commit a and was buried in the small and now feet down in an icy projection. through. j who was looking up to see the eleva disused cemetery of Auteuil. So grievous sin against humanity and The usurer, like the garroter, hold» a raj Another moment and I was gone. Haller untied himself, and made ¡tor come down. He believes in passed away the glory of Count God. And a woman who marries a up while he is being robbed. There 1 lay on my face on tho very Zaninovich fast in his stead. We ' Mascottes. Gets five letters a week for his wealth will find that THE li’JIL BILL A FLIMI, edge of the crevasse, the rope taut haul in with good will. The poor from somebody, and the boys believe Rumford.—[Prof. Tyndall, in the churl she has made a terrible bargain— Life Senator of the Domini.m Parliamen Contemporary Review. to my waist. he has one. He won ’ t work on Sun- fellow at last comes to surface, but ------------------ that all the glitterings of a heartless Bellville, Ontario Ciiiata. writes: “Itriq The situation was fearful. I was wice ami movement are gone. We [ day or the Fourth of July. Says St. Jacob’s Oil for ague it my face and tarn AN HONEST MAN- grandeur are phosphorescent glitter ache. the only man in tue party familiar bring him to with a little liquor. It acted like a charm. A few ¿1 I when a man works on-Sunday it is a ings of heart wretchedness: that her rubbing with it took away all soreness aJ other day a man jumped iato with the danger of glacier travel; How powerful is decipline, even in | sign he’s lonesome. If he wants to the The life will be one gilded mitery, and pain; fur better than h iving them drawn! river and was just on the eve of but, unfortunately, I could not move the most terrible emergencies! This ■ get anything out of the library when ’ I her old age will be like a «rag on the the age of seventy ---- s av»»U.* drowning when he was rescued. It ----------------------------I band or foot. ter escaping such a fearful [ he is sitting at his desk, he crosses was evident that he had attempted to black side of a desert mountain, sailor, after The navy, which has so long been a seEJ 1 culled down to Zaninovich that I death, spei leaks the room before he takes down the ’ at last, not to _ complain ___ , where cold moonbeams ’sometimes now to be »old. | was going to try anil cut the cord. ! of what he ho had gone through, but to I book, Crosses it again before he sits commit suicide, and after he had re but no birds sing, but wild Sydney Smith being id, bis physician» He inq.lored me not to do it, as the thank me and ask pardon for taking \ down. If wo run out of paper, the vived sufficiently to talk, a physician glitter, storms howl and hoarse thunder roar, vised him to take a wink uoou an empty«!« : • sled would surely go to the bottom, I some liquor from one of the bottles be j pressiuaD believes it is a sign the asked ” “Upon whose?” asked Sydney. snl vou jump into the ri/erorfall and through tho sweeping storms ach. and lie would surely be dashed to that had slipped out of the sled. j paper won’t be out. If a printer asks in "Did shall be heard the stern voice of the better «tens to take would be the purchaiei ! ” pieces. 'ri... ....... ..„.1 f or money before pay day. it is a sign Dr. R. V. Pierce’s “ Golden’MedicalDual The rope was lot down again, and I great God. saying ‘Your riches are ery” and “Jumped in.” Moments passed and I saw stars by Haller fastens tho dogs to it. The he hasn’t been on the paper quite “Pleasant Purgative Pellets,” wm corrupted, your garments are moth- are especially valuable to those who are oblfai “Can you swim?” the thousand. Then I remembered dogs -it is not easy to see how—had one week. It is also a sign that he’ll eaten, your gold and silver are cank to lead sedentary lives, or are afflicted with« "No, sir.” that once iu tho Alps I had well nigh succeeded in getting out of the never do it again. If the pressman chronic disease of the stomach or bowels. Bl "Then yon tried to drown yourself, ered, and the rust of them shall be a druggists. fallen from a height of eight hun traces by which they hung ovor the , asks a printer for a dollar, it is a sure | witness against you, and eat your ’t you !” dred feet with my guide, and yet had chasm, „1___ -„,1 _ 1 crawled ___ _____ | and I had up 4. to . the sign that the printer hasn’t a cent, didn If a man is full of purpose he can get »i« “I reckon that’s about the only flesh as if it were fire.’ ” escaped. The recollection gave me shelf, where Haller found them close When the foreman finds a handful of with a very little talent. | that we can arrive at.” little hope. up beside Zaninovich. pi in with his quoins, and picks up conclusion “Why did jou want to die?” Orel, who was behind on tho other He had just returned from his AiF Diamond Dyes are so perfect an J They seem to have taken tho dan- a side-stick and starts down the room, “Well, I was standing on the baDk wedding trip, and was going down beautiful that it is a pleasure to use t.-'d side of the crevasse, ran up; he gerous position very patiently, with : making loud remarks, it is a sign he crawled on his belly to the very edge full confidence in us; for, as Zanin is going to (and for) tho devil. Oh, there intently watching a race be town in a horse car with his bride, Equally good for dark or light colors. 10d| ntnl looked down. "Zaninovich is on ovioh afterward told us, they slept • a newspaper office is the most super- tween two skiffmen when, looking up who. in all the pride of her new gar There is nothing better for Poison a the river a few yards from me, I saw ments and her new husband, was dis a snow-spur,” ho cried, “all around is quietly most of the time, so that he j stitious place you can come to.” Burns and Sores than M otheb C i B i the black gulf: the dogs are hanging was afraid to move lest he might i “And yourself?” said tho old sub a man that I borrowed ten dollars posed to look down on humanity Cuts, S alve . Price 25 cents. Try it. from some tihie ago. Looking down motionlessly by the traces.” generally, and on a poor old man in push them down. ; scriber. "Now do you believe in any the river, a few yards from me, I saw At my entreaty ho throw me his particular who sat opposite. "Who Dr. E. E. Fuller, K eokuk , I owa , Bay*, j When wo got them to the top, they j of these things?” a fellow that I owed for a hat. Turn is that dreadful looking creature, have used Brown's Iron Bitters in uiy *| knife so dexterously that I readily "I! ” said the solemn editor. “ Oh, began to roll around in the snow and ing, I saw a few yards from me, com Horatio!’’ she said. "I’m sure I family with excellent results.” caught it frisk about with every sign of glad I believe it’s about time——? ? !” Then I cut the rope around my ness, coming up occasionally to lick | The old subscriber nodded thrice, ing down the street, a man that I don’t know,” replied the apple of her Charles Francis Adams, jr., wants to fa owed for a suit of clothes. I had waist. It was my only chance for our hands. i Pl™ on “1S rose to his feet, and promised these men time and again eye, with a slight blush and stammer; out Creek and Latin. "some tramp, I suppose, who has —----- --- . » 4 4------------- life, and I had to try it. Next we hauled up our sled and its | on'^ ^ho Solemn One As the rope parted the sled gavo a precious contents, only a few unitn -j P»FSf*d slowly, but not too slowly, that I would pay’em. and having no begged his passage. Just then the E' V. -I. s. White, Roi K H ill , S.C.eJ means of escape I hopped into the aged person alluded to awoke from “ I i.seel Brown’, Iron Bitter, for gen«*i shiver, but did not fall. portant articles having fallen to the down the winding stairs, river.” his reverie, and, adjusting his specta liility. It Invi been of benoiit in nwtnm,1 Thon 1 got up; and, taking off my bottom. .. vigor. "Did yon think that they were cles, quavered: "Why, bless me. if to strength ami boots, I leaped across the crevasse, ---- — It was ten o’clock at night when we I F ish as F ood .—It is claimed by the going to do you violence?” that isn ’ t my grandson. Horatio! and which was about ten feet broad. ended our fearful task, and all stood * Tho man wlm know« nothing of Mrs-1!! “No, but I’d a devilish sight rather that must be his wife! Don’t color up E. Pinkham and her sovereign remedy“! While doing so I got a good view of once more safe by the side of Zauin- ichthy-ophagoi that the actual food be shot than dunned to death. I ’ m men i» wanted fur a juryman. Tbcfactckl so, boy ; she’s a right pretty girl, auil value of fish is equal to that of meat, Zaninovich and the dogs. 1 halloed ovich’s crevasse. l an honest man. you see; and I didn't you have no cause to be ashamed of pi oven that ho does not read the and in support of this claim thoy to the sailor that I would run to H. Register. It heed scarcely la#' added that we Hohenlohe island und bring mon started back with^Tighter hearts to I cite the good health of people living want them blamed fellows to catch her.’’ There was an audible smile in --------------- ------------------- near the seacoast, who subsist largely me in another lie.” that vehicle, which the happy pair Village carta are uncomfortable for 1 with ropes to got him ont, provided our camp. legged people. I on fish. As a rule they are hardy BLESSED WITH AN AARON-LIKE BEARD. did not stop to hear the last of. he could stand the cold for four ------------------------------------------------ * •. ----- j and vigorous, and do not often suffer hours. 1 hoard him answer: “Fate, THE COLOB ADO MUD VOLCANOES. ***" Neglect old friend, for the wke '.J from scrofulous or tubercular disease, Charles Peterman, a farmer, living signor, fate pure. Do it, sir—do it and lose both.” But remember that KiM A QUEEN OF THE STAGE. anyhow.” A second later Orel and I M ort is a friend you cannot afford to »Vj The curious mud volcanoes of _ There seems to be some ground for just outside the city, has probably Southern Colorado are located about | these claims, says one writer, as many the longest beard possessed by any “Her Second Love,” and the Important Secret Plasters may relieve, but they can't cur j were off. lame back, for the kidneys are the troebhs man in this city or vicinity. He is a She Reveals for tho Benefit of Women. Oh! how we did run—rolling down ten miles to the southeast of Mount 8e® Osh contain iodine to a degree you want a remedy to act directly on tlfl [Now York World.] tho glacier withont a thought of tho Purdy, an extinct volcano, some six quite sufficient to produce a slight rather short man, and the beard, cretions. to purify and restore their Kidney-Wort has that epenfl crevasses that might yawn beneath hundred feet in height. In its cen tonic effect if persistently used; and which is over three feet in length, Several yoare ago the American public woi condition. I by the ontree U]»>n the stage of a little tion. our very feet. Bears start up, but ter is a mud lake which constantly others, which are rich in oil. seem to falls way below his knees. But fewq »routed * -•—*---- | lady who had been prevt>u»ly but little an people would notice anything peculiar boils, throwing up jet* of thick vis be excellent foods for consumptives, High chairs at low prices at H. sY-1 we did not care, and yet we were un nounced. She w one of an innumerable num 11th street, Oakland. I about his appearance, because ho cons liquid. Around this seething ( The fiesh of the red-blooded species armed. and have six miles to run to ber of anpirantafor public favoraud had no in -------------- *•.------------ “ I caldron are hundreds of craters of ! approximates most nearly to butcher's keeps his hirsute appendage tied up strumentality, a-ido from her own talents to reach Cape Schrotter. The latest novelty in parasols is in the R iu curl pajters and hid away within cause recognition. In spite of this fact, how. dry, grayish mud. The cones arej meat, and contains more fat in gen of a tive-|>ointeil star. I One single thought possesses us: distribution than that of the his vest. In addition to its lengths ever, she quickly achieved a warm placo in it is to save Zaninovich, the bravest from throe to six feet in height, and • oral the heart of the public winch ehe has continued white blooded .varieties, but no sort the beard, which covers almost the TO CONSUMPTIVES. I man in the whole crew; save our dogs, five to twenty in diameter. Some, is relatively as stimulating to the entire face, is very thick, and is sur to hold ever since. When it was announced, therefore, that Hiss Maude Granger would Or those with weak lungs, spitting d J save the sled that contains half our having a narrow opening, eject sul system, as satisfactory to the ap mounted l>y au immense mustache. •tar tho coming season in the play "HerSo- lironchitis, or kindred affections of precious resources, and the precious phurous vapors; others, with large petite. or The fact that fish is less "How long have you been growing cond Love,” written by Mr. John L. Steven- lungs, send two stamps for Dr. R. register containing in full detail the mouths, seem tilled with mud. which stimulating it was only natural that unusual interest should treatise on these ma ladies. Ail'Ire* •* 1 than meat enhances .its that beard*" he was asked. lie manifested not only in theatrical circles. Imt tor, Buffalo, N, Y._________ _ marvelous discoveries we had made. they throw out at irregular intervals dietetic value as a food for invalids. "Ob, this is only a seven years' to |heiglits of from four to six feet. in other, branches of the community. This In my eagerness to reach our goal Oriental lace sleevea are now solii*-*! was specially the case, as it was known that growth. I nave had it nearly as The temperature of the mud and of and to lighten me, 1 throw off all ____ Mies Granger had, for the past year, been in to put into the drew. loug before, but it was so inconvenient exceedingly clothing that impeded tno and—furs, the sulphurous vapors is about 210 delicate health, and the determin “ Your daughter graduates this that I cut it off Its length now is ation to star in a strong emotional plav w is WRECKED MANHOJD. boots, gloves, shawls I threw them deg. A small stream of clear water month .’ Mr. Thistlepod .”’ "Yes. she’i due to my friends, who insist upon the mor* surprising. One of the start'..f this all off. and kept on in my stocking near the central lake reaches 199 I be home about the 20th. I reckon.” seeing V ictim.i of exce»aive indulgence or how long it will grow. My paper was accordingly deputized to see the indi»cret;on» and prenieioiw -oiitary efl feet in snow a foot deep. I soon left deg., and ponds iu tho neighborhood "And your son graduates also!" "Oh, wife puts ¡«polar lady and verify the rumor or announce Buffering from Premature lteeay or m J it up in papers every morn are found to lie respectively at *!M! its incorrectness. Orel far behind. yes; lie ’ ll come home about the same Debility, Lack of Self-coc‘1 M hen I got out of tho labyrinth of deg. and 100 deg. Lieutenant time.” “And what are they going to ing as religiously as she puts up her Miss Grangers countenance is familiar to Nervous nearly every one in the I’liited States It is a Impaired Memory, Isis» of Manly Pos^J icebergs I saw tho rocky summit of Wheeler, iu his geographical survey, | do!” "Well,” said the old man own hair." kindred Bvni]>tom», send thnefl "Any other members of the family face once seen never to be forgotten Fea for large illustrated should treatise, giving Cape Schrotter in the horizon, now discovered a vast hill near this mud thoughtfully. “I don’t just exactly afflicted tures remmkaWe in their hutline and contour in the same way!" lade which was tho product of ancient certain cure, with nnmer.». - t■ ■’ j clearly outlined against the sky. and surmounted by a pair of large and deep know what they do want to drive at, "I have six brothers and nine sisters, are eruptions. The soil is chiefly com but eyes indicative of the greatest eotd power It dress W orld ’ s DisraxsaRT MEDii’AL^fl hidden in the floating mist. Marthv she writes that she wants all. except one brother, living in !°’e*.wl,er”,M'•• Granger obtains the tiox , Buffalo, N. Y. My success detiends on a great posed of sulphur, which exists in to continue her art studies on the Germany. All ray brothers have ex ability to pirtray Characters of the meet emo. In St. Louis s the many cases in a purely crystalline | continent, so I think I’ll just send the mercury mercury go« goes 00 b ° ^*-'1 nmnv chances. nature. Hie p.e»es,es within herself the long hair. My brother tional I elements of feeling w ithont which no emotion liceonie fairly dizzy. If’ a snow flurry conies on, the ' state. It has been suggested that her to Greece in the dairy and let traordinarily beeonyeyed to an audience. The man of slight trail I am following will lie the piled surface of the moon might i her do a little plain modeling in living in this country is in Vermil can From Boulder, Col.. Miss ciiv caused by volcanoes of this sort.— butter, and Sam he says he’s got to lion County. Ill. His beard is a pure* new, f.,und the lm!y at her home in swept away, and Isle Hohenlohe will j | , tn» blonde, and is fully as long as mine, and was accorded a quiet welcome. It wks write«: “ .Samaritan Ferrine cured lie lieyond recognition. If a bear ' Scientific American. go abroad and polish up a little, and which, you see. is black. My brother's evident at once that she was in greatly ini- epsy.” prove.! health, which the expression and LI or confronts me, I am lost as good luck will have it. he’ll be Buy your furniture at Indianapejt 1 h?r countenance both indicated. A cucunil>er five feet long is ex ; home just in time to spread himself head, continued Mr. Peterman, “was What a frightful aspect that white brueMis* Granger that vou contrm- Mfg. Co., and save 15 per cent., I 1 at New Orleans. It isn’t size ■ o® the grind stone and put an edge as destitute of hair in manhood as a • . "*’ H deaert presents! Why htui I never hibited 1 Montgomery street. San Xrancisco. ,t*rrln?'lour the coming season | Kansas City Times. counts in a cucumber, however. on the cradle blades against the wheat billiard ball."— seen it so before! The walls of ice that I „ .L T!,• ,,eMon fiorin, in Chic»?.. - ----------- If yon want a i hair that will q 1 on the loth of July. pn,m th,r„ f seem gathering on all sides to crush A little, stubby fellow, three by two harvest. ' And the old man smiled to Two couples In Kansas entered into call on Indianapolis < hwr • me. Courage! far ahead of me I dis i inches, has proven enough to expand think that he hadn't thro wn money a courting match for the champion •V“m^hreud•hh'tnhPUp,h’^'n’a'n'r,‘,■ ”f ll" l-singe, 160 New Montgomery street. San rrar q h h and Weetern ordinary sized stomach t> an awsv when he sent his children to ship of the State, and the victorious Suu?.’' cover Klotz, who has left us to limp an I acher. back. He cotnes from t'chind a hum I lTOc^^Afiire"‘ ’«1 I*' Carpeta ami furniture 20 T'er ’’S3 : school.—[Burlington Ila.) Hawkeye. couple sat up forty-nine hours. *t H. SchellhM«’. 11th itreet. Oak1**1