Yamhill reporter. (McMinnville, Or.) 1883-1886, August 09, 1883, Image 3

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    PLEASANT PARAGRAPHS.
I put my arm around her and told
with the fierce elements like the
SINGED.
STORM OF 1856 ] > tied
her never to mind the accidents,
noblest knights in the noblest cause,
Cincinnati has a smoke inspector
cause it would be dark when wo got
he would have had a place in history,
From melted lead to shot is a ter­
New Kink of the Eastern Harbers
.. „th of JU1» Experience HI. Girl home, and just then a spark dropped Th« Heroic Act« of Capt« Abe Smith and
' and would have been dramatized on A Knight«
I He’“'
pickle the Wrong Way—
rible
drop.
of the llui«or Singeing Hair.
111«
Men,
of
the
Steamer
Star,
ia
the
down through the tree and fell in my
| the stage instead of living almost
I
Mixed With Hl. Girl’.
Never strike a trade dollar when it
pistol pocket, right next to her, where Mid«t of a Storm.
1 forgotten, in poverty, in an humble
I Sl,t'rner fa Unreaeonable.
my bunch of fire crackers was. and
cottage in New Iberia. I have al- i “Hair Singeing, 25 cents," is the is down.
Algernon Sartoris is said to lie aa
they lxigan to go off. Well, 1 never
While in New Iberia, in May, I ways consider«! Capt. Abe Smith one j somewhat novel sign displayed in the
„Here condemn you. you will pay saw such a sight as she was. Her called to see my esteemed old friend, 1 of the bravest men in America, and window of a South Broad street English dude.
Blasting powder should always !>•
I ,.f that cat,” said the grow«?
to dress was one of these mosquito bar. Capt. Abe Smith, who is paralyzed, I take pleasnre irl repeating here
I barber shop. The interior of toe in prime order.
cheese
cloth
drosses,
and
it
burned
|
what
I
have
often
written
and
pub
­
I the bad boy, M ho came in the store just like punk I had presence of and has in a great measure lost the lished before Capt. Smith, I think, shop is decorated with half a dozen
Much of society is now wrapped is
I JI broke up, the morning after the mind enough to roll her on the grass use of his limlis. He and his wife came from Ohio to Louisiana not more of the signs, and two knights flannel
at the seaside.
and
■
■
■•
-
....
ind put out the fire, but in doing live in New Iberia. He has been un- j many years before the Last Island of the razor and a colored boy fanned
I gii of July-
Chicken
down yellow is a new
my
conflagra
„
. own
________
„_ aple to follow steamboating for sev­ I storm He was 25 years old in 1856. themselves and waited for customers. color. This is getting it down fine.
•■Wbat cat?” said the boy, as he tl hat I neglected
tion.
and
when
I
got
her
put
out,
my
!
and
is
now
53.
He
was
six
feet
three
legued against the zinc ice box to coat
In Mississippi it is noticed that
tail and trowsers were a total eral years. He has saved enough I or four inches high aud must have The reporter had just made known
^,1 his back, which had lieen having loss. My,
* ‘ but she
‘ ‘ looked
1 _ 2 12
__ a o goose
___ from his labors in former years to ] weigh«! 250 pounds, well propor­ his errand when two youths, popular­ Columbus Htands the press very well.
like
The pawnbroker who is always
gouble with a bunch of fire crackers that has been picked, and I looked enable him to provide the necessaries tioned, with a noble and manly bear ly known as “toughs,” entered, and
in his pistol pocket “We haven’t like a fireman that has fell through a of life for his family, but he is com­ ’ ing, strong and generous, as well as one of them, notwithstanding the making advances, is bound to get on
in the world.
hatchway. My girl wanted to go pelled to live very frugally. He has ] brave, when he acted the heroic
ordered any cat from here. Who 1 home,
i knight among the women and chil- lavish display of signs, inquired if
and I took her home, and her
True religion does not go to th»
ordered any cat sent to our house? . pa
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__________
“this here's the place the feller was country for the summer in order to
was setting
on the front ___
steps, and spent several thousand dollars in vis­ ] dren of Last Island.
\Ye get our sausage at the market,’’ he wouldn’t accept her, looking that iting springs and for medicines which
He now carries a magnificent gold wot burned yer hair off’” Being as­ shut up city churches.
nd the boy rubbed some cold cream , way. He said he placed in my pos- he hoped would restore him to health. ' watch, in which the following testi­ sured he had reached the right place,
To speak of a reporter as a “pencil
I the youth asked if it “hurt yer,” and ehover” is the flattest sort of slang.
m hie nose and eyebrows, where the ] ?es8*°.I1.H Wtiole girl, clothed and in
On the 10th of August, 1856, a | monial is neatly engraved:
011D1
_
her right mind, and I had brought
when
the
barber
said
it
was
a
painless
The Sufferers during the Last Island
The pencil must be led.
gjtiu was off.
back a burnt offering. He teaches storm struck Last Island, situated on
| operation seated himself in one of the
Disaster,
The Atlanta Constitution haB es­
«Yes, that is all right enough.” said in our Sunday school, and knows the Gulf coast south of Terrebonne
; chairs and told the barber to ‘bring tablished a “truck” department, in
To Capt Abraham Smith,
parish,
about
half
way
between
the
the grocery man, “but somebody who how to talk pious, but his boots are
on yer blaze, and do it np in style,” which watermelon prices are quoted
Testimonial of Gratitude.
tnew where that cat slept, in the box offul thick. I tried to explain that I Southwest Pass of the Mississippi
he added that he wanted a “reg’lar every day.
August 10th, 1856.
river
and
Atchafalaya
bay,
and
caused
,,f sawdust back of the store, tilled was not responsible for the fireworks,
An ounce of heroism creates more Summer cut; short all over.” The
a
fearful
destruction
of
lives.
About
Mesmerism consists of subjecting
it. full of fire cracker» Wednesday and thai he could bring in a bill
admiration and newspaper talk in first step taken by the liarlier was to
forenoon, when I was out to see the against th« government, and I showed 500 persons were on the island, chief­ one man than a pound in another. cut the youth’s hair in the regular the mind of one person to the con­
procession, and never notified the cat. him how I was bereaved of a coat ly planters and their families from Peabody, in his easy chair, with mill- way with the scisors, and this being trol of another. The less mind a
And touched them off. and the cat tail and some pants, but he wouldn’t the Teche aud the Lafourche, from [ ions in bank, had more public honors finished the act of singeing !>egan. man has the easier he is mesmerised.
After a careful study of the qties
went through the roof of the shed, reason at all, and when his foot hit Terrebonne and other parishes. It showered on him than Howard in his Taking a long tajier, such as used in
M(1 she hasn’t gdt hair enough loft me I thought it was the resurrection, I was the sugar planters’ watering poverty, who lost his life in visiting any household, he lighted it from a tion FBeecher concludes that tl»»
on her to put in tea. Now, you didn’t sure, and when I got over the fence, | place. The island is a mere sand prisoners in a dungeon. But pearls gas burner, and with a comb lifted world is not worse now than it was
__ ______
___ ______________
remained of the young
man’» fifty years ago. He thinks, however,
shew up all the forenoon, and I went and had picked myself up I never reef about 20 miles in length, and in are pearls, though at the bottom of what
and asked your ma where yon was, stopped till 1 got to Duffy’s and I set j its widest part about three miles j the ocean, and diamonds are dia­ hair into ridge«, the tops of which he that there are now lietter facilities
and she said yon had been getting up up with him. cause I thought her pa wide, with a hard sand beach, washed monds, though buried in a mountain. j deftly burned off by applying the for finding and spreading scandal
! blazing paper until a halo of smoke than formerly, which gives the world
four nights straight along with a sick was after me, and I thought he ] by breakers rolling in from the Gulf
D am ’ l D ennett .
I encircled his head. and a faint odor a bad look.
boy in the Third ward, and you was wouldn’t enter a Bick room and maul ] of Mexico and fanned by south
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]
breezes
from
the
tropical
fruit
and
of toasted wool floated about the , Boston Pout: “No,” said the rum­
sleeping all the forenoon the 4th of a watcher at the bedside of an invalid.
EFFECTS
OF
THE
NIGHT
AIR.
room and into the sultry night With I seller, “there's no use of my staying
July. If that is so. that lets you out But that settles it with me about sugar islands vf the Gulf and Car
The Westminster Review quotes great skill he soon had the entire top, i in the business! All the prize fight
on the cat, but it don’t stand to reason, ] j celebrating. I don’t care if we did ' ribean Sea.
the 500 persons on the island I from Miss Nightingale some very I back and sides of the youth’s head | era have opened saloons, and folks
Own up, now, was you asleep all the whip the British, after declaring in at Of
the time of the storm nearly 300 ] sensible remarks on the subject of completely singed, that worthy in the would rather pay twenty cents for a
forenoon, the 4th, while other boys j dependence, I don’t want my pants I were
Most of those who were 1 night air. Her accomplishments as meantime staring at the operation as poor drink served by a tough than
were celebrating, or did you scorch j burnt off. What is the declaration of ' saved lost.
were rescued from death by the
my eat?” and the grocery man looked: independence good
„ 1 for to a girl who brave struggles of Capt Abe Smith a scholar, and her experience as a reflected in the mirror, and moment­ fifteen cents for a good one mixed
I nurse give great weight to her views | arily exclaiming: “Well, J’ll be blow- by a quiet man.”
at the boy as though he would believe j loses her polonaise, and has her hair and his men of the steamer Star.
overy word he said, if he hvls bad.
] burned off, and a nigger chaser burn­ The storm of August ’56, was one on this important subject She says | ed!” His companion was similarly
Chicago wit: “Somebody told a
“Well,” said th» bad boy, as be ing her stockings? No, sir, they may of the worst hurricanes that has the dread of night air is au extra- impressed, and made constant re­ young English nobleman that to b»
oadinary
fallacy.
What
air
can
we
marks
of
a
like
nature.
When
the
yawned as though he had been up all talk al Hint the glorious 4th of July, swept the Gulf coast since the mem -
popular in Boston society he must
night, “I am innocent of sitting up but will it bring back that blond» ory of man. At first it took np the I breathe at night but a night air? Our youth’s head had been sufficiently profess to be very fond of baked
only
choice
lies
between
a
pure
night
toasted
to
suit
the
barber
’
s
artistic
with your cat, but I plead guilty to wig, or re tail my coat? Hereafter I
sand and dashed it in clouds I air from without or foul night air eye the taper was put out, and the beans. And so, when he dined at
sitting np with Duffy. You see, I am a rebel, and I will go out in the dry
Beaconstreet’s, he said in a
over
island and on the waters. from within. It is unaccountable customer requested to step down to Mrs.
am bad, and it don’t make any dif woods the way pa does, and come Then the
loud voice to the servant: ’Pass th»
a
deluge
of
rain
came
on
the
ference where I am, and Duffy home with a black eye, got in a ra­ wings of the ferocious storm, and the that most people prefer the latter. the wa»h basin, where his head was baked beans, please.’ There were
What would they say if it was proved thoroughly washed, to clear away the none, of course, and the hostess said
thumped me once, when we were play­ tional way.”
and angry billowB broke upon ] to be true that one half the diseases “ashes” that remained at the end of she
ing m. rbles, and I said I would get “ Wbat, did your pa get a black eye. white
was insulted."
the
shore,
and
the
spray
was
caught
1
even with him some time. His ma too? I hadn’t heard about that,” said up and scattered, blended with the that we suffer from are occasioned each hair, and when that operation
New
York lielles now have' their
washes for ns, and when she told me the grocery man, giving the boy a rains that came from the clouds. by p«iple sleeping with their win was finished the youth gazed in the feet photographed.
dows
shut?
An
open
window
during
glass
at
as
beautifully
clipped
a
that her boy was sick, with fever, and handful of nnbaked peanuts to draw Stout men and frail women struggled
A well-painted picture of sunset
had nobody to stay with him while him out. “Didn’t get to fighting, did for life amidst the angry elements— ost nights in the year can uever cranium as ever left a barber’s shop. will not look like sunrise.
hurt any one. In great cities night Paying his quarter, and remarking
she was away, I thought it would be he?"
the roaring waves and howling storm;
It is a satire to tell a fool to us»
a good way to get even with Duffy
“No, pa don’t fight It is wrong, houses went to pieces with a crash, air is often the purest and best that that it “wasn’t such a bad racket,
be obtained during the twenty- after all,” the young man gave a part­ his own judgment
when he was weak, and I went down he says, to fight, unless yon are sure and the shingle roofs went kiting can
The only way to punish bad In
‘ Ip the fellow, and pa al through the air, and the fragments four hours. Therefore, in town it ing glance of approval in the mirror,
thsre to hie shanty and gave him his you can whin
ys gets wl
whipped, so he quit fight of buildings fell in showers upon the would be better, if either must be and, with his companions, departed. dians is to torn cavalry loose and
medicine, and read to him all day,' ways
done, to shut the windows during the “This is the only place in this country make a march beyond the reach of
and he cried, ’cause he knew I ought, ing. You see, one of the deacons in island and upon the waters.
day than during the night, for the where you can get a regular ‘singe,’” professional philanthropists.
to have mauled him. and that night our church lives out on a farm, and
While 500 men, women and chil­
of the sick. The absence of the said the barber after the youths had
I tat up with him while his ma did all his folks wore going away to spend dren were being blown hither and sake
The Boston Advertiser says th»
smoke and the quiet of the streets gone, “but it’s a pretty common thing commencement
young man would
the ironing, and Duffy was so glad the 4tb, and he had to do all the thither like the leaves of autumn in make
the
night
the
best
time
for
air
­
in
England
and
Europe,
and
in
like the police court privilege of
that I went down every dav, and chores, so he invited pa and ma to an October gale, while women and ing the patients. A physician, con­
Canada,
too,
I
believe.
”
In
con
stayed there every night and fired come out to the farm and have a children were screaming for help in sidered as high medical authority
i waiving an examination.
medicine down him, and let hiB ina nice quiet time, and they went. There the agonies of fright and despair as on consumption and climate, asserts elusion, he stated that it was said to
a capital thing for the hair, and I Saints are made on earth; but they
sleep, and Duffy has got mashed on is nothing pa likes better than to go they were hurried forward by the that the air in London is never so be
would
cause it to flourish like a corn I 1 all live in heaven.^
me, and be says I will be an angel out on a farm, and pretend he knows merciless storm towards a watery pure as after 10 o’clock at night An | field after
to live is
Summer shower; but he i Buildings
. ,, for angels
„
when I die. Last night makes five everything. When the farmer got pa grave, Capt. Abe Smith witli his immense amount of fresh air is re­ added in a conclusion,
“
ft
aint't
any
should
be
made
with
wings,
nights I have sat up with him, and and ma out there he set them to twenty brave men were periling their quired for healthy respiration. The good for bald headed men, for they j Pittsburg people have been nearly
he has got so he can eat. beef tea and work, aud ma shelled peas while pa lives to save the lives of the helpless. average respiration of a man is es
for dinner. I As fast as they rescued the sufferers timated at 24 cubic inches, and the haven't any hair to be braced np.”— i steam-whistled to death.
crackers. My girl went back on me , went
. .. to dig
„ potatoes
,
Parched corn may cure hog cholera
’cause she said I was sitting up with j think it was mean for the deacon to and placed them safely on the Star average number of respirations dur­ ! | Philadelphia Record.
some other girl. She said that Duffy ] send pa out in the corn field to dig they would go out for more, and ing a minute is 20. Therefore, 400
i if death does not come the first pop.
TORNALO.
story’ was too thin, but Duffy’s nw [ potatoes, and after he had dug up a bring the rescued to the steamer, cubic feet of air passes through the
Holding only one queen England
From Mr. R. Shermerhorn, Pull has nc show in a game of govern
was wiwiiiug
washing aiinygins
at my girl’s House
house aim
and ; wuuw
whole iuw
row ui
of wa
corn / j without
nnuuuv finding which was to them the “ark of safe­ Inngs of an ordinary man 24 hours.
she proved wbat I said, and I was all, any potatoes, to set the dog on pa. ty.” Such was the force of wind and ] And yet. knowing these facts, we man car conductor between this point meats.
right again. I slept all the forenoon land tree him in an apple tree near | I wave that the steamer dragged four ; shut up our house and go to sleep and Kansas City, we glean the fol-1 The Western farmer never forget*
the 4tb, and then stayed with Duffv l the bee hives, and then go and visit | anchors that were buried in the sand without a thought for the supply of lowing account of a tornado he wit-1 his winter rye.
till I o'clock, and got a furlough and I with ma and leave pa in the tree and went on the island, where Hhe [ the life giving oxygen, as necessary nessed on the Kansas Pacific Road:] “Pachutt.” the new slang word
took lay girl to the Soldiers’ Home. [ with the dog barking at him. Pa | in time went to pieces and decayed. for the well being of the delicate tis­ He says the afternoon had been in­ that takes the place of chic, is not to
‘ ‘ —
~ said he never knew how mean a
I had rather set up with
Duffy,
As the storm increased Capt. Smith i
of the lunge as food is for the tensely sultrj’ and hot, and as the be sneezed at.
deacon could be, until he had sat on lashed the cabin of the steamer with ] sues
though.”
renewal
of the tissues of the body. train howled along he noticed heavy
The Cincinnati Saturday Night
“Oh, get out You can't make me a limb of that apple tree all the after­ strong ropes to the hull to keep it If we had to buy pure air as we do banks of clouds gathering in the l<x>kH upon poker playing as a school
noon.
About
time
to
do
chores
the
north.
They
grew
blacker
and
more
believe you had rather stay in a sick
from blowing away, but he soon saw precious stones, we should soon ap­
for the “blind.”
room and sot up with a boy, than to farmer came and found pa. and called that by retaining the cabin he en preciate its worth. Because it is dense, and rolled up in alarming
The danger in tuking the conceit
take a girl to the 4th of July,” said the dog off, and pa came down, and dangered the hull, so he cut away the ] “free as air” we are unwilling to take proportions, obscuring the sky. It
the grocery man, as he took a brush then the farmer played the meanest cabin and let the winds sweep it away ] the pains and regulate our windows grew dark very rapidly, while along out of some men is that they will
and wiped the saw’ dust off some trick of all. He said city people and clear the decks for vigorous ac- ] for its judicious supply, and careless the edges of ttie cloud the lightning have nothing left to stand on.
The Sultan of Turkey is not a man
The
bottles of peppersauce that he was didn't know how to milk cows, and tion. While there was a life to save ] ly breathe a tainted atmosphere, played its fantastic dance.
taking out of a box. “You didn't pa said he wished he had as many the work of rescuing those in peril I which brings disease and the thou­ cloud hung lower and lower, until to waste sympathy on. He has an
have any trouble with the girl, did dollars as he knew how to milk cows. went bravely on. Capt. Smith put sand ills to which flesh is heir as the it seemed to almost touch the ground. income of $15,000,000 per year.
•He said bis spechulty was milking the rescued under deck, and put down I i penalty for the transgression of phys­ Suddenly a murmur, which in­ The trade dollar is in everlasting
you?”
creased into a roar, was heard, and at < disgrace. Saving banks about to
“No,—not with her,” said the boy, kicking cows, and the farmer gave pa the hatches. At length he made an ical Jaws.
a distance over the prairie could be I break will not take it from poor peo
as ho looked into the little round zinc a tin pail and a milking stool, and let effort that came near costing him his I
mirror to see if his eyebrow^were be­ down the bars, »nd pointed out to pa life. Noticing Mr. Fisher, of Bayou ] Fire proof prints of a valuable seen the destroyer at work. Mr. Sher I Pl”'.
ginning to grow. “But her pa is so ‘the worst cow on the place.’ Pa Teche, struggling in the shallow wa ] 1 description says IheChcniikerZeitung, merhorn says it was not funnel- * An Iowa paper says nine saloon
unreasonable. I think a man ought knew his reputation was at stake, and ter near the Star to save his wife and ] are now made as follows: Ninety shaped, but he says it suck«l up licenses have been issued in Boone,
to know better than to kick a boy he went up to the cow and punched daughter, Capt. Smith took charge of , j five parts of asbestos fibre, which everything in its path as if they were There is a chance for Boone com
right where he has had a pack of it in the flank and »aid, “hist, con­ the two ladies, and being a giant in have lieen treated with potassium feathers. It was moving south and paniouship.
firecrackers explode in the pocket found you.” Well, the cow wasn’t a size and strength, he would have [ bichromate and bleached with sul toward the small town of Victoria,
The disgraceful fate of Major
Yon see, when I brought the girl ] histing cow, but a lusting bull, ana brought both safely to the steamer, ! ] phurous acid, are made into paper which place the train was also ap­ Wasson
is a terrible warning to keep
proaching.
But
the
wings
of
the
i
back home, she was a wreck. Don’t] pa knew it was a bull as quick as he but for a raft of the debris of wrecked with five parts of pulp; and. to make
officers from playing poker.
you never take a girl to the 4th of'see it put down its head and heller, buildings that Bwent over them' the characters fire proof, there are tornado were so strong that they iin ] I army
July. Take the advice of a boy who and pa dropped the pail and stool when he lost his hold on the ladies, j used sixty eight parts metallic color, peded the progress of the train, which, They must try some other game.
has had experience. We hadn’t more
morel I and started for the bars, and the 1*11
!•!! and both of them were swept from twenty five of any water color, two to keep from lieing blown from the | Some of the village carts are so
anil they carry such precious
than got to the Soldier’s Home ' I after pa. I don’t think it was right the shore and drowned.
Capt. I parts platinum chloride, and five of track, was at last compelled to como nice,
loads,
it is no wonder the swell young
'
to
a
stand
still
in
the
shelter
of
a
in
ma
to
bet
two
shillings
with
th»
grounds before some boys who were
Smith, nearly blind, and with his g«m arabic.
bluff. It was now about 6:30 o’cliK'k man wants to become a village
—.——
----
playing tag grabbed hold of my girl’s farmer that pa would get to the bars eyes full of sand, was taken to the
“What, influence has the moon on i and quite dark. They could see the donkey.
crushed-strawberry polonaise and before the bull did, though she won stern of the Star by wind and wave,
In Ohio one quarter of the license
ripped it off. That made her mad, the bet. Pa said he knew it was a and was rapidly passing on to deep the tide?” the teacher asked John town in the distance and the mon
and she want ed me to take offense at bull just as soon as the horns got water, when a rope was thrown to Henry. John Henry said it dejiend »ter swooping upon it It struck, ] money raised by liquor goes to the
it, and I tried to reason with the1 trangled up in his coat tail, and him. He was drawn aboard df the ed on wbat was tied; if it was a ahd in the dim light the houses I | poor of the county instead of the
boys and they both jumped on me, when he struck on the other side of steamer and saved. After the storm dog it made him howl, and if it1 seemed to collapse. It then grew j mor office holder. •
An Alabama man advertises that
and I see the only way to get out of the bars, and his nose hit the ash it was several days before a relief was a gate, it untied it, just as soon darker, and they could see no more,
it honorably, was to get out real spry, I barrel where they make lye for soap, boat was sent from the Teche, and it as a cow or the young man came i but the terriblo roaring, growing he has something] that will make
and I got out. Then we sat down pa said he saw more fireworks than was difficult to obtain provisions be­ along. It is such things as this that fainter and fainter, told that the tor hens lay. Perhaps it is a little
] make school teachers want to lie nado was passing south.
string that ties their legs. Send
under a tree, to eat lunch, and my j we did at the Soldier’s Home. Pa fore relief was sent
As the wind subsided the train
, , down
and die every
girl swallowed a pickle the wrong wouldn’t celebrate any more, and he
Many
bodies
of
those
lost
in
the
, ,
• day at four start«! and upon approaching the, I stamps for the secret.
]
came
home,
after
thanking
the
farmer
way, and I pounded her on the back,
Fashionable dress makers bava
storm driven.out to sea, and as the ] 0 cloc“-
town was signaled to stop by the ] established
the way ma does me when I choke, for his courtesies, but he wants me to wind changed they were brought
themselves at Newport
“
My
son
graduated
with
honors,
”
Htation
agent,
who
said
the
storm
and she yelled, and a policeman borrow a gun and go out with him back and thrown upon the beach by pron<]ly »aid an Arkansaw gentle­ had struck them and done fearful . and Long Branch. They are to toll
grabbed me and shook me, and asked ( hunting. We ar» going to shoot a wind and tide.
man. “He took the gold medal and damage, but how much he could not I the voting ladies what to wear at the
me what I was hurting that poor girl. bull and a dog, and some liees, may
No soldier in battling for home the professors all declared that he tell. The train imm«liately started hot hops, and |to fix up strangers at
be
we
will
shoot
the
farmer,
if
pa
for. and told me if I did it again he'
and country ever deserved higher would make his mark.” "What is be
and further particulars have ! short notice.
would arrest me. Everything went] keeps on as mad as he is now. Well, praise than Capt Smith is entitled , doing now’” asked an acquaintane. | again
Nothing pleases a conscientious
not
been
learn«!. Mr. Shermerhorn
we
wont
have
another
4th
of
July
for
wrong. After dark somebody fired a
to for his heroic struggles in the, “He’s in the penitentiary at pres describee the storm as a grand sight, bachelor so much as to dine with a
a
year,
and
may
be
by
that
time
my
Roman candle into my girl’s liat. aud
married friend and see the haby put
Last Island storm. Na man could ent but »>r, he graduated with hon —{Cheyenne Leader.
set it on fire, and I grabbed the hat | girl’s polonaise and hair wi'l grow show more courage or coolness in ora.”
his foot into the gravy.
and stamped on it and spoiled her, out, and that bull may become gentle, dangers that encompass the noblest
A man breathes eighteen times a
The
sand
which
is
used
in
grinding
'
hair that her ma bought her. By gosh, so pa can milk it Ta ta."
Dr. Quinn, an eminent London glass plates, and so is mixed «with minute on the average, but the rap
heroes in perils of the battlefield,
I thought her hair was curly, but
storm, tire or floods, than Capt. Smith physician, writes: “When a man
with which he breathes after
when the wig was off, her own hair A Philadelphia police sergeant showed in commanding his men or turns his toes out much in walking glass dust, is now ingeniously utilised | iility
says
he
has
arrested
men
hopelessly,
by M. Motto of Dampremy in the ] running to catch a train has not yet
was as straight as could be. But she
and
treads
upon
the
whole
base
of
in
meeting
personal
danger.
His
­
was purty. all the same. We got un­ helpless ly, rolling drunk, with $1,000 tory may embellish, and lionize, and his feet, and is always stopping to production of ceramic ware's, such as i been «stimated.
their pockets.
Beg pardon,
ser
A man writes that Dr. Soandao,
solid or hollow bricks, simple building
der another tree, to get away from in
.... — — with‘ <31
IliUl /IconnM
peant • • but" j~ a _ man
$1.000
doesn’t ] immortalize the heroes of Greece and lcok back, he is already old. The sa­ stones, ornamental stones, etc. These who was convicted of attempting to
the smell of burned hair, and a lx>y k K
dnmk
**«*
—_______
:
1. Liv
He a may
succumb - to
Rome and of our American revoln- gacious ‘Boots' at an inn can tell a
set off a nigger chaser, and it ran malaria.1 or oat battered watermelon, | tion», but none of them could behave man's age by the state of his shoe products are descrilied as having poison his wife, will be allowed an­
great firmness, a pleasing, unalterable other trial. If he doesn't fetoh her
right at my girl’s feet, and burn«l
I more nobly, or defy death or danger leather.”
get drunk.
eolor. like that of French sandstone, ] next time he must lie a poor doctor.
her stockings, and a woman put the but he doesn't
_________
under
the
aoat
trying
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and small specific gravity.
“When ar» yon going to make me
fire out for her, while I look«l for The rage
“
Laugh
and)
the
world
laughs
for needle work decora-1 more bravely than Capt. .uith on
that pair of new boots I ordered?”
the boy that tired the nigger chaser, tion is growing worse; and it is so the occasion mentioned in the fore- with you,” sings Ella wheeler. Well.
but I didn’t want to find him. She that if a man lavs off his duster for a going narrative. Had he been favored i’es, sometimes. Anil sometimes it
“The Longest Span in the World” tasked Gtis DeSmith of his shoe-
was pretty near a wreck by that time, day or two. the next time he pick» it 1 with a few drops of royal blood in angbs at yon. That is the time is the title of a bridge article in a I maker. “When you pay for the last
I made yon.” "Whew! I can't
though she had all her dress left ex­ up it looks like a study of Senator L,-
“ b*d he possess«! an es when yours! .re in the fun isrednced Northern magazine. If Vanderbilt pair
cept the polonaise, and we went and Tabor’s premier night-ahirt (
■see it be will want to drive tl <
an. wait so long as that "
I
• * millions when he v,at , to a n nimurr
sat under a tree i a c -.’et place, and
THE HAD boy .