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birds AB0UTI ANIMALS. the works, and into and along the with a scythe in the rank MUCH-MARRIED wrestling village street. Luckily the street first growth# was covered thinly with sand — not Two years ago the 12 year old son “No, George ain’t overly stout, and enough to make it bad riding, but An Ohio Wmnan who ha» had Nine Hu»- I reckon his picter’ll soou go along or J. B. Hopkins, of Ellsworth, Kan., Fair Prospect!* of the Tenth sufficient to gradually stop a c<«sting killed a wild goose whose craw was with the rest of 'em ” replied Mrs wheel. AIv speed slackened percep Hard io Beat. Dyer, glancing proudly at the cray found to contain a tiny gold ring in tibly. Still 1 ran nearly through the ons which surrounded the room.— I'hiltf the canary is ¡x-rhaps the | senbed “Pet.” A newspaper note Our mine, the Spondulix of Col-, village, and then managed to turn a Mrs. Dyer's residence is situated [Cleveland Herald. ■t popular domestic favorite, very was made of the matter, which orado. was the highest on the range. broad corner and up the slope of a brought out the fact that the ring aliout three miles from Peninsula, a are propaHy cared for A. Hartz was lost last summer by a child of It was 2,570 feet above Silver Brick i side street, which finally checked my HUM0K8 OF THE DAY. station on the Valley road. It ie a lutaiu canary, which is the very Mr. Dell Cobb, foreman of the Silver station, and nine miles distant from , speed so that I veutured to drop my A girl has been arrested while dis matter of common report in the songster, will retain ins voice City .SouMnvW, N. JI., while travel the village. From the works up to feet cautiously and take the pedals, gnised as an old woman. The old neighborb«x>«l that the lady has been after touching them as they came up 'leD or fifteen years with the right ing through Kansas. woman disguised as a girl is still at the urines there was a broad, hard, for a number of revolutions, to- help a bride on nine separate and distinct large. ! THE VALUABLE DOGS OF A DUCHESS. j of care. In the first place, the to check the machine. “In case I am recalled:” announced The Duchesse d’Uzes, who is j smooth road, used for carting ore. And so 1 finally stopped ami leaped occasions. The matrimonial reporter , should be of steel or brass wire i probably the only lady in Western down from the mines and hauling to the ground exactly in front of Dr. of the Herald started forth to seek a young vocalist to a Western audi 1 kept perfectly clean. Painted Europe who The average grade Cameron’s house. is the actual mistress of supplies up. out and interview this polyandroue | ence, “I shall sing ‘My Grandfather’s are bad, for the reason that the I a pack of hounds, sent thirty-six of i down the mountain was 3l!0 feet to On mounting at the mine house I wife. A few brief questions of a I Clock.’ She was not recalled. ¡s apt to peel off, and may be the animals with which she hunted I the mile; in some places it was steep ha I looked at my watch, after a habit Peninsula citizen brought out the | The question is asked ub if there by the bir«L Papering the j last winter in the Forest of Ram 1 had, and now, from the Sana» habit, is anything that will brir.g youth to Ln of the cage is equally perni bouillet the French bench show, er. an«l at intervals almost level. I looked at it again. I was not as desire ! pointer concerning the habi | a woman? Ye6. indeed. An income ami the perches and swing | and these to hounds By constant practice I managed at have been awarded tonished to find t mt I had made the tat ion of Mrs. Dyer, and a tlrive- of I of $29.900 will bring any number of Lid be cleaned off every other day, I a prize. The Duchesse d’Uzes can last to ride my tiity-two inch Univer tune miles from the mine to the twenty-five minutes took the seeker them. a piotection against sore feet, boast of having killed every stag she sity roadster np the whole slope to i Doctor’s in a few seconds lews than for truth to her door. The house is I “I guess that girl musk lie the flour uut the cage in a tempered sun ! hunted -for in the Forest of the Spondnlix, of course resting at, thirteen minutes. Allowiug six and a weather-beaten old structure built of the family,” remarked the young bt protected from drafts, sprinkle has as everywhere else in a quarter for the first two miles, be on the ancient plan, with the side I man who had been wait ing with her, ¿Xr with sand. Any kind will Rambouillet, France, they hunt the wild deer.— ; levels, but my chief delight was the fore the brake gave way, and I must toward the road and the door midway j as be essayed to brush off the white swer. and is considere«! more bene- [ Paris Dispatch to London Times. coasting down again; it required! have made the last seven miles in between the ends,.opening into the j ial than cuttle-bone. Many sue skill, a goo<l deal of nerve, and a less than six and three-quarters min “company” room. Mrs, Dyer, who spot on bis coatsleeve. A KANGAROO HUNT IN VIENNA. J well by having t he san«! mixed firm grasp of the brake. utes. I firmly believe tiiat I covered responde«! to the rap, was not the | Mulcahy says the statement that with the see«!. Let the foori con-' A novel pastime is in preparation One evening an accident occurred seven miles in less than six and a vision of loveliness the young man I John Roach's ship is the first iron t chiefly of rape anti canary, two for the Viennese public. Mr. Henri ' to one of the men engageil in the half minutes, incredible 36 buch ha«! traveled twenty five miles to see. I vessel launched in America is a Mis jds of the latter with one third of Burkhardt has brought from the I mine I instantly got out my bicycle, speed seems. She is apparently about sixty years take, ns Mrs. Mulcahy frequently ' Sugar is u bad thing, and if colony of Victoria thirty kangaroos explaining that I could go swifter of age—no exact data on this point | launches iron vessels id him. cd at al* should be in very small for the purpose of a royal hunt The than a horse down the slo}>e. In a “No,” said a New York belle, who were obtained—and looks as if she TYPOOHAHPICAL UNION. entities. Feed with a bit of hard I Prater is the locality selected, and few minutes I had on my riding suit would comfortably survive her last j had just returned from a tour of Eu One of tie voting printers attend annexation and acquire e tenth, the rojie and Egypt, "No.” I didn’t go to tied egg once a week; not oftener, I ! dogs and horsemen will be engaged | ami was off. ’it is too fattening and will injure | in the sport. Some of the kangaroos I . The night air was clear and crisp; ing the I. T. U. Meeting in this city more especially as Mr. Dyer is not the Red Sea. Red you know, does are of great height and proportionate the full moon, except in a few curves, was quite gone on a Cincinnati girl, extremely stalwart, and liable to «hip not agree with my complexion.” Bads? like featherless bipeds, re i strength, and will give the Austrian shone directly into the gulch, light j and one evening when he went dowri out of the game at any time. As was ! A precise father: He did not ob lire an occasional laxative, for which I hounds that may be courageous j ing up the road. Leaning well back, to see her, he met the girl’s father for intimated, there is nothing surpris ject to his daughter joining a musical small piece of ripe apple, one berry. J ! enough to tackle them considerable j with my legs over the handles and a the first time alone. ingly beautiful about Mrs. Dyer. society, but gently insisted that ab “I believe you have called before,” She does not impress one as being I I breviations wore coarse—Philip Har inch of lettuce, paisley or cellery i I trouble. The hunt is to come off in I firm finger on.the brake, I allowed said the old gentleman, inquisitively. the course of a month. — | St James ’ the wheel to glide down the first, possessed of sufficient attractiveness I j monic sounds much more genteely, if wav be given twice a week, “Yes, sir, it has been my pleasure to beguile more than two men into my dear. long slope at a speed which I had hen used more frequently, or when I Gazette. never dared to venture before. Find to do so.” committing matrimony, yet before j A young man married against the e fruit is unripe or decayed, the AN ADVENTURE WITH A DEEB. “And you admire my daughter?" the motion safe, I allowed the the interview was ended she exhibited I wishes of his parents, and, in telling suit is a light form of cholera and The mail-carrier from Newberry ing “Yes, sir,” seven marriage licenses and two cer I a friend how to break the news to neral deraugement. In such a j to Grand Marais. Chippewa county. machine to ruu stiii faster. Over the “What is your business?” tificates, which serve much the same them, said: “Tell them first that I se rhe bird will sing less than I reports an adventure with a buckI first level 1 shot like an arrow. Down “Pm a printer.” purpose as do abstracts of title where am dead, and gently work up to the imi, and shouk! be fed on seed deer. One day while going through . the next slope I weniftl to glide with "What is your religion?’ real estate is transferred, preserving me, and shoukt be kept in a warm the wood, lie saw the buck at a little the rushing wind. Then I turned a Union man,” the lady’s identity. The presence of climax.” “I’m a Typographi leal ’ ” lace. It may be mentioned right distance in the woods, and shot, enrve and ran inte the shadow of the A lady writer is out with an article pre that ice-cold water can never be wounding him. The buck immedi mountain upon the next level. Know said the young fellow, wishing to be the two certificates she explained by I entitled "How to Catch a Husband.” informing her caller that she mar ¡ven with impunity. Never try to ately started at the man with hi6 ing every inch of the road, however, facetious. “Oh. you are* And you believe in ried two of the decease«! in Pennsyl- | 1 But her theory is all wrong. Ask any jet the canary in the moulting sea- head to the ground. The man started I did not slacken my speed, except that kind of Union, do yon?” vania. in which State no license is I married woman how to catch a hus on, which usually occurs from June to get over a big log, but before he very slightly. "Yes, sir, I do.” As I flew over the top of the next required. In the conversation the i ! band, and she will reply, “By the 1 September, and lasts about two was on the log the buck struck at “ Well, you want to get out of here slope, a steep plunge of nearly half a young man was given a brief bio-1 hair.” lontbs, during which time the sing him, running his horns into and pin pretty quick. You might have mar Clara (looking at the bonnets, etc.): mile, another curve completely shut graphical sketch of every one of the le is very indifferent The other ning the man tight to the somewhat the girl in the old fashioned way. eight who had gone before, the recital “Don’t you think they are very hand >n months' will find the bird in good rotten log, and as the buck could not out the moon, making the road al ried I don’t believe in this free love being illustrate«! with the portraits some?” Amy (whose thoughts are nice unless allowed to catch cold, or, loosen his horns, the man was obliged most as dark as a pocket Here I but business affinity trash, union of souls, of the gentlemen. on the other side of the street): s before-mentioned, his food dig- to wait a few hours for the buck to put down the brake hard, and checked typographical unions, nor none of I “Very, ’Specially tl«e one with the my speed materially, Still 1 knew Cynthia Boardman was first led to p-ees with him. die and then cut off the horns.—| De the road so well that 1 had no fear, the new-fangled notions you young the altar as a blushing bride thirty- j black mustache.” Canaries cost from $2 to $4. The troit Free Press. i But just as I was on the steepest sprigs are trying to get up to improve five years ago. William Rawlings., The liie independent damsels of Ath lest singers come from Germany, A cat ' s SEASONING POWER. on the plan designed by our ancest skipper of a canal boat, was the happy I ens,.( r»., formed a “Spinsters’ Club,” plunge of the slope— hough fine warblers are found in ors, and which I think plenty good man. He did not live long enough ’ which no men weije snffere«! to attend, When a paraffine lamp was being Clink! very variety. The females are sel Good evening, sir, and to enjoy his goo«! fortune, for one Then a Baclielc rs’ Club was organ dom possessed of good voice. There i trimmed some of lhe oil fell upon the I Something flew from the machine enough. you have changed vonr re bright May day, just as a prosperous ized in self defense, and at last ac Is no way of telling a fine singer j back of the cat and was afterwards | like a bullet. Instantly the wheel I when ligion, call around again, and if this Irorn appearances; the only test is to ignited by a cinder falling upon it darted forward like the rush of a | girl is married, I've got two or three freighting season had opened. Cap- j counts they were holding joint sea- luyon probation, and “give the bird | from the fire. The cat, with her frightened bird, while the brake lever more coining on.” — [Cincinnati tain Rawlirg’s lead mule kicke«l him sions. ; back in a blaze, in an instant made came home to the steering bar under into the ditch, and he sank beneath A young man at Tuskegee, Ala., ;chance ” Drummer. the muddy waters of the “raging,” went to see his lady-love the other The best fish for an aquarium are I for the door (which happened to be I my finger. not to rise again until elevated by night and staid so late that the girl’s fold, silver, pearl, sun. bull heads I open) and sped up the street about I The brake hail broken short off the A P uzzled J aby .—Gen. R. W. Jud means of a stone-derrick. The widow, mother brought in a dozen egg« and ind minnows, with a turtle, a couple 1100 yards, where she plunged into the | ■ elbow! son tells a good story. It was of a There was nothing to check the case in the United States District after a proper season of mourning, askeil him to hatch them for her. He >f tadpoles and a snail for variety. I village watering trough and ex- j machine, which was running away again wooed, and attached her left, and declares that he will never 3ny the smallest fish always, if | tingnislied the flames. The trough at Albans many years ago. A was me, with over, five miles of Court fortunes to those of Henry L.add. call again. ¡conomy is any consideration. In j had eight or nine inches of water and with patent right suit was on before grade before me, and the whom she ha«i employe«! to run the ininmer the water should be changed puss was in the habit of seeing the mountain Nelson. William H. Seward boat, There ain some girls so awfully of meeting a team at any Judge after Rawling’s fatal bath. ■very other day, but once a week is fire put out with water every night. chance was counsel on one sieje. In sum nice that they will- not dance with a moment in the dark. I might have One night Ladd was brushed off the efficient in winter. Never remove The latter point is important, as it leaped backward off the machine at moning up he occupied a whole day. hurricane deck, by a bridge north of I fellow in a ball-room if his hair sticks nore than three fourths of the water, shows the data of observation on the instant of the break, but five Petter Cagger came in while he was the Boliver level, and the mules went up on the back of his head. The md then discharge with a siphon, which the animal reasoned.—[From seconds afterward it was too late. To talking, ami after listening an hour into Navarre with no man at the helm. i same girl may bo seeD at the age of turned to a learned lawyer and in- The boy, who slumbered as he rode, 1 31 looking in seven different direc iraining the bottom water. Globe Nature. attempt a dismount b would be Cvl certain AVOUltl L)t3 Ixilll I . i x it. 1 1 * kJ „ J A CAT STOBY. ish are like hot-house plants, and nothing to do but ^',r.#d: ‘ " h “ , devd is Seward had not missed the commodore, and tions for a husband. death. There was 1 „ require delicate handling, which pre An old white cat belonging to a ■ mv ta king about? lhe counsel on the “I declare!” exclaimed Mrs. Tid to the sadd l>c ’c and and take take my until the ditch was dragged two other side made a long speech and not cludes a plunge bath into water five family residing on Milwaukee street, j j ; stick chances. days later was the question as to the i nice, “I never saw a girl like our or ten degrees lower temperature. died recently, and an interesting j When the accident happened to the the Judge charged. After the jury mode of his departure settled. Mrs. Sary Jane. I worked almost two hull When it is necessary to clean out story is now related about it One ! brake I was just entering a dark had been out alxiut two hours they shortly afterwards went to days on her bathin’ dress, and don't ithe basin remove the fish in a bowl fine morning, after having received a curve in the shadow of the mountain. came into court, and the foreman Ladd Western Pennsylvania to visit a rela you think, she got it wringin’ wet the said: “ Your Honor, the jury would ^fthe same water, and, when restored, saucer of milk fresh from the family The wall on ray right appeared a dark, tive, and while there was married to fust time she put it on!” pour them back, water and all. and cow—the milk wagon—it left the almost invisible brown, while the like to ask a question.” judge— John Henderson, Somerville takes the first prize for cooper. The fill up the aquarium gradually, in kitchen and walked toward the barn. chasm on my left was of an inky “You can proceed.” Foreman— fated John made her a but few barrels a tender hearted man. He is so sen order that the fish may become accus It was soon attracted to a rubbish blackness. As I rounded the hollow "Well, your Honor, we woulk like to afterwards, and in two short months sitive that he can’t bear to see or tomed to the temperature. Fish pod pile at the side of the barn, and be of the curve I could see the moon know what this suit is about?” his grave was seeded down. The hear his wife saw wood, and when should be given in small quantities, gan to gnaw at some small pieces of light shining far ahead on the point The peculiar desideratum, espe relict concluded her visit and re-1 she tackles the bucksaw in the cellar land not oftener than once a week. meat which lay strewed around the of the elbow which I must turn trfrned to her Ohio home. William ■ he puts on his hat and walks out of [ Never throw bread in the bowl, as place. An old rat soon made its ap where the road was channelled into cially in a large class of city build Johnson was the next candidate. He 1 the house. ings, of deadening sounds in floors, the chemicals spoil the water. It is pearance, and also began to gnaw at the wall. As 1 approached it I had accepted aud survive«! for a wwatv ri.nr.. I well to keep a piece of water weed, the meat. Not being satisfied with the sense and nerve to run on the is now realized, it is stated, by a re was period of nine years. He was buried _____ moss, wandering jew or any aquatic the piece at whieh it w’as gnawing, outer side of the road, close to the cently devised arrangement consist at Hudson, and Mrs, Johnson, undis- Motto for a female chiropodist: plant in the water. The growth will the rat walked over to the cat and edge of the canyon, thus giving my ing simply in the assertion, between mayed at the decay of her previous I "She stoops to corn cure.” !>e slight, but the animalcule gene commenced to eat the piece of meat self as broad a turn as possible. I each joist, of a three by six inch hopes, was united in marriage to one! “Alas! alas! I loved amiss,” cried rated will be consumed by the fish. at which the cat labored. The cat al found by the track of the wheel after plank, two inches from the bottom of James Dixon, of Shalersville. He j nn street bachelor. His friends Feed your turtle and bullheads with lowed him to share her meal undis ward that at the sharpest turn I had the joists, and projecting four inches Hold tho canal-boat, which had bo- ! mivisG him to marry bcr flies and small worms occasionally, turbed, and when he had finished he actually ridden within three inches beneath them; to these intermediate come rather ancient, and with the ..Thi hav(, planks are nailed the ceiling boards, and two or three times a week attach picked up a small pieco of meat and of the extreme edge for several rods, proceeds and the tiersonal estate.of; „ r Llinrke,i Fogg as a young and the space between is filled with 1 a small piece of raw beef to a string quietly walked away. On being where, if I had been going at a less Johnson boughtpie farm which Mrs Hd’walked , tllPKLndow ‘where and throw it into the water. This watched, subsequently, she was found fearful speed, the wheel would cer sawdust to within one inch of the Dyer now cultivates. James soon uJwn (ui<J B./ck wro Bittjn should lie removed in an hour, and in the same place in the company of tainly have slipped over the edge joists. According to the representa SmeTLrn^^ !>oys sui«l they saw the “pretty pass.” several rats, although she had often and carried me down a fall of 1,000 tions made as to the effects of this the water slightly agitated. method of construction, the sound is If there is no projecting rock or caught and killed rats in other parts feet 18 that a circns acrobat? so effectually deadened, that the most After following him to his grave th<> j ”’ia* my castle in the aquarium, float a small of the yard. It is said that this sou, that is a man who is past this, the worst point, vigorous hammering carried on alxjve liereft wife made another journey to yh, pieoe of cork for the use of the turtle. story is entirely true, although it the Safely Pennsylvania, where she changed kicking himself. M hat makes the remaining curves were easy. cannot be heard at all in the story seemed to have been slightly col If minnows are used the water will her name to the more euphonious | man kick himself? He has been to a Thus far there had been no time to beneath. have to be changed every day. They ored.—) Milwaukee Wisconsin. Maybury. The happy pair moved to matiquerado party and flirted with think. My actions were more in may be caught at any of the city There is in the British army a total Indiana. Wabasli ague shook the j his wife all the evening. CANINE CURIOSITIES. stinctive than reasoning. My mind parks by the dozen: they are lively- *----- 1 a - tells ii - «----- An exchange in half ------ a column of all ranks on the home establish life out of Mr. Jacob Maybury in I was a wild, confused whirl of senna The education of dogs was a com little fellows, very tame, and would ment of the regular forces of 101,- four years, and his wife returned to | “how to woo a woman.” It is the I tions and fears. be most desirable were it not for the mon diversion in early times. In an But now as I shot down the last 408, on the colonial of 26,010, and on Summit county in time to console appearance of articles such as thia difficulty of keeping them. Gold, 1 engraving of 1344, to be seen in the steep incline, suddenly I eijierienced the Indian establishment of 61.591. John Ladd, one of her first series of that gives people the idea that editors silver, pearl and sunfish do not live Bodleian Library, a dog is repre I a terrible mental shock. It was making a grand total of 165,386 of brothers-in-law, for the death of his know a little of everything—aud in Bented sitting on its haunches, and in over three years.—[Chicago Herald. rank and file, and 189,069 of all ranks. second martial venture by marrying some cases blamed little. I Ben Johnson’s play of "Bartholomew cause«! by hearing the tinkle of a liell The artillery militia number 19.854 him herself. This, added to his i THE KIND OF HUSBAND- Fayre,” acted in 1614. he mentions j far below and seeing the spark of a of all ranks, the engineer militia. grief, was too much for John, and he 1 In India the wife cooks the dinner, lantern such as the mine teamsters the husband eats all he wants, and It took the ladies of the Michigan I “doggies that dance the morice.” In I carry in front of their wagons. There 1,449; infantry militia. 117.575, and remained only six weeks. For four ! then, if anything is left, the wife the last centurv a theatrical troupe ------ ... JJ omen’s Christian Temperance I composed years Mrs. Ladd lamented, and then, ! eats. This looks bad, but it should entirelv of dogs appeared was a team, perhaps a train of teams, Channel Islands militia. 8.996. The Inion a little while to get acquainted, in England. The exhibition was I coming up the read! In a few sec yeomanry cavalry is 14,404. The her love for mariners returning, she ■ be remembered that it gives the lady but when the acquaintance was once called "The Ball of Little Dogs.” ends I should lie upon them. The total of the volunteer force amounts liecame the wife of Andrew Tipton, | more time for conversation. who ran on the’ short trade lietween formed it ripened fast. The showman states that they per shock made me think, and that clear- to 247,922. - ■ - Lady Paget says that a person with ----------- Cleveland and Bedford. The days of a big Dose should wear inuq|i hair at "How do you give your name?” formed by their cunning tricks ly. If the teamster was walking be W hy P ostmasters are C ontented . the doomed Tipton passed swiftly by, the back of the head, so as to re asked one lady of another, as they wonders in the world of dancing, and ' nde his team he would be on he im When the wife of the first or second removed their wraps at the door one adds, “You shall see one of them, side, next to i® nioun ain wh . d — ciaSH (postmaster officially requests and in the year 1876 he went to that establish the balance. She will please Morning. bourne whence toe and heel path named Marquis of Gillerdain, whose the team would lie in the middle of him Jl, ... the --------- . or ---- to beat carpet, weed the likewise sluices anti waste gates, are | say what a bald headed man «»stab “I have usually written it Mrs. dexterity is not to be compared; be the road. If he was riding, the team lishes by wearing a full beard. onion bed, or whitewash the back •James P. Jones.” dances with hia mistress, and the rest would lie kept near the mountain fence, he can draw out and read Post unknown. The widow Tipton went “Did that lady take nmbrage?” back to the farm and started a youth "Did your mother name you ‘James of their company at the sound of in-, wall, and at a safe distance from the P.’?" inquired the first speaker, with strnments. all of them observing so outer edge of the track. Either way master General Gresham's order ful crayon artist on the road to said the proprietor of a Harlem store considerable emphasis. “I will never weU the cadence that thev amaze my best chance was to p ass on the forbidding first or second class post affluenc«? by giving him an order for to his clerk, who had just had a call myself by my husband's name.” t^ervbodv.” At the close of the bill outside As I approached, therefore, masters to alisent themselves from pictures of her husbands. The con-’ wordy dispute with a customer. “Oh, “Nor I,” “Nor I,” Nor I,” came hl d^clares that the dogs had danced I ran close to the oats.de edge> of the the offices. Then he can go out from tract was taken at wholesale rates, no. She took ten yards of turkey the sheltering roof of bis domicile an«! the money for which Tipton’s red calico, and wanted buttons to from a number of bystanders. before the Queen (Anne) and most of track, and flew by in safety, hearing The little woman appeared sur the nobility of England. But many the teamster shout as I did so. Here absorbed in the beautiful thought boat was sold settled the bill. Snr match.” prise«! to find herself so largely in other “cunning tricks,” and greatly it was lucky^that I wasgomg at such that “there is no cloud without a rounded by the counterfeit present A Pine street damsel recently re ments of her beloved dead, the fre I marked that her heart was so big the minority, but she finally found superior to those practised by Craw “P«d. for the teamster saw the red silver lining.” breath and courage to say: “Is Mrs. Samuelson iD V' asked Airs. quent willow, who had never been a and heavy that there actually wasn’t leV^ company, have been performed light of my lantern when I was near "Well, I suppose it does make a by dog« some few years ag£ at Sail ly a mile distant, and, recognizing .t, Beezumbee of the servant at the mother, waited for the next candidate r<wm for it in her boeom. “Pm on difference what kind of man the J.fsTells, and afterward at Astley’s he started his team toward the outer house of the former on Austin ave to come her way. Dyer was blown afrnid,” she concluded, “it’ll drop into inv shoes.” “It won’t be crow«l- id- husband is.” to the great amusement and disport edge of the road, so as to give me me nue. “No, mum, she tole me herself in by the heavy storm of 1880. He «■d, will it?” put in an admirer. And then the President rung to1 of the Sita spectators One of the the safest passage on the inside; but to tole you she wasn’t in.” “That’« was not so popular as many of her order, the knot of ladies dispersed, dogs acted the part of a lady, and was I P«“^d him oefore the team could very kind in her. Please tell Mrs. former husbands. 'But,” said Mrs. A celebrated circns manager is on and there was a sort of a look upon carried by two other dogs; some of be oriven over, otherwise I should Samuelson that I didn’t call this D., “I was i gettin' too old to be par- I the hunt for a new enriositv for hia id I took him. ” tickler, an< their faces as if the little woman had them were seated at a table and surely have nm into them. ! show. He is seeking to fin«! a young afternoon.” "He doesn’t 1 appear to be in good married man whose wife can cook come out ahead waited on by others, and the whole And now the wheel ran along the >re<l the reporter as he as well as his mother did. Twenty The creter of Kilanea is reported health,” venturi conclude«! with the attack and storm- level to the bottom of the mountain; A girl has been born out West with six States have lieen explored thns to be unusually active. Another of arose to leave, casting _ a compassion . fort entirely performed by «till my frightful velocity did not three tongues. Good Lord'. If this ing of a f— the devoted Dyer, who was far without succeea. York Poet Poet . perceptibly diminish. I ran on past tie “Invincible” gang, we reekon. ate eye on ths dogs — {New York shonld get to be a fashion. BETTER THAN A FISH STOUT.