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soften and civilize man than any im eccentricities of advertisebs . found that he had not been there. EDITED POETBY. PREMONITIONS. The plement ever invented. A French most singular thing about the The advertising world, strictly Probably no class of men are barber uses the curling-iron to take whole affair is the part two dreams speaking, may be divided into two |l»rl>«r> who »re Artl.l. »nd the kinks out of the liair without the Incident» of Ileal Life Discount thrown into more intimate relation» play iu the matter. Both the wife in rrW1‘’ . «»rber» who »re Barbarian« use of greasy substances, so that it the Vagaries of Fiction — Drt-auis anti Trenton and the sister in Greenwich classes -tbe practical uud the imprac with poets than editors of newspaper*. ‘TLerlean. behind th. Time.. Coincidences of Recent Date. will yield to the most delicate pres street in New York dreamed on I tical. Tuese might be, by any one A hand made, patent poet came into sure of the brush, the ___________ faintest touch Uf late a number of American jour Thursday night that they saw the who is thjronghly co*.versanf with this office recently, and he had hia When M Henri Poujoi was asked of the comb. A burly countrymau nals have been discounting fiction missing man on a bridge, with a the advertising public, subdivided manuscript with him. He cleared under various other heads, but the bis bronchial tubes, threw on a few fhl. would challenge Mr. Chas. O. rises from tbe chair of tho French by the publication of stories concern railing on one side of it, struggling I line is nowhere bo distinctly drawn tremulo. flute, vox harmonica and barber a refined man. He walks, nmcoll. who won second prize in a talks, acts differently. It is the tri ing premonitory dreams and coinci with another man, and saw him fall as between these two. Among the other stops, and commenced: I off' while the other man ran away. ecent hairdressing competition in umph of art over gross materialism. dences in real life. No little interest | Mrs. Hart described her dream in a impractical advertisers are those who “Ond.r the willow» a maiden fair, Such instances make the hair-dresser has been aroused, and even the med vivid manner this morning. She said , suddenly take it into their heads to Was braiding her wealth of yellow haiT." London, be replied: make a grand push in this line. They “That won’t jibe with the tone of ■•ChallengeDriscoll? No. Hemaybe proud of his calling. He feels like ical journals are making efforts to she had no uneasiness about her conceive a wonderful enthusiasm for this paper,” we said sharply. an important factor in the history of husband's going away when be left, ths champion American barber, but ha civilization.” fathom the relations between man as he had been in the habit for the advertising, becoming suddenly con : “It won’t?” inquired the poet in a 8 not the champion barber in America. "And what do you think of hair and man, and endeavoring to find • past three or four years of going to vinced that it is the best means to tone of surprised suddenness. "Why, no. Don’t you realize that Besides, he was defeated by one of my cutting machines?” some hidden link of sympathy be New York every month. But on., make fame and fortune, and, like “Those horrible horse clipping ma tween members of the genus homo. j Thursday night, about midnight, she most persons who are influenced by this journal isn’t a second hand Parisian confreres, a professor of the by the use of which the barber says she had the dream. She saw' hurriedly acquired convictions, are, 1 music box? The rhythm is all right art. Moreover, when I issued my chines, degenerates into a groom, the barber An Oxford (Miss.) paper, in a recent I him jon the bridge plainly, saw bis as a rule, doomed to disappointment. enough, but you don’t seem to catch ,1,...Ilenge some time ago. the German shop into a stable, and the customer issue, details the most recent of These sudden converts usually adver on to the true mg. Don’t you think American barbers dared not accept into a horse? They make the ears these coincidences in the following 1 face, and saw the man he was strng ■ tise in the most unprofitable publioa this would be better? | gling with. The dream distressed Thev called me names, and quoted stick out like wind mills, and the hair lions, or iu any way that will not “Down in the kitchen a maiden fair so that she woke up and slept attract the particular trader or buyer Out of the haah wax picking a hair.” r atin at me; but they were afraid to resembles that of a prize fighter or a paragraph: “Wednesday morning, her very little the remainder of thenight. May 13,1874. Oliver Hill was shaved they intend to reach. This is only Let me in the arena with razor, convict.” “Well, possibly, the way you put j Next day she felt depressed all day, Ki89ors and curling iron.” "Then they do not have these ma at Mr. W. T. Slaton’s barber-shop. ' and looked forward anxiously for the j natural, for they have had no expen it," said the poet, shifting uneasily in ••You speak of your victorious Pans chines in France?” That night Cyreunes Elliott, a young hour when he was expected to arrive i ence, and possess no previous knowl his chair. ian confrere as a professor. Have “Why. of course it would. Given» “No, indeed. Frenchmen compre man from Tennessee, about 21 years at home. He was to have left Jersey I edge of the art- for art it is, just as thev regular schools and professors hend that hair is an ornament, and of age, was brutally murdered at a I City at 7 o’clock, and was looked for 1 much as that of painter or sculptor. the next stanza.” of hairdressing in Paris?" j wear it long. That is the reason a gambling den kept by Doc Jones, a at home bv 9. When this hour ar j A piece of canvas, with the colorsand •‘She thought of the flowers, the stars above. And then she thought of the power of love.” “The Parisian gentleman takes his French baroer has a peculiar way of short distance beyond the corporate j rived and he did not come the wife | other materials which produced a “Oh, she did, eh? Well, we shall seat in the barber’s chair as ofteu in cutting hair." limits, on the Texas road. The fol grew more uneasy, but thought he | Raphael or a Turner, would be just the day as he sits down to n meal, and “And how does this method differ lowing day Jones and Hill were ar would be back on the midnight train,! as likely to produce a picture superior have to get you to fix that up this sometimes more frequently. To have from that of other barbers?" rested on the charge of murdering and she sa‘ up waiting. As he did I to the original, if placed in the hands way: his hair artistically dressed is as | “We do not cut it square. We cut Elliott Sunday morning, between 2 not come she sat up till 3 in the | of a pel-son who had no previous “While thinking of Mike, who wax oft be side her, necessary for him as to partake of. it in, so to speak, what we call effile. and 3 o’clock, they were taken from morning, and lay down on a lounge, j knowledge of the ari. or the use of turned around and stepped in the food Consequently the Parisian The word is difficult to translate. It the jail by a strong body of men and but. slept very littlo. In the morning • colors, as to expect that a sudden She spider. ” hairdresser must be an artist of the means that as we cut we slide the hung in front of the Court House a telegram came from his sister in j convert to advertising will realize Lis The poor poet wiped away a tear. expectations on his first venture. tirst rank. Your German-American scissors in and out It requires, of door. Last Monday morning (7th New York asking if he had arrived Ho saw at once that, with our strong, barber compares with him as a sign course, a most agile touch.” inst), C. D. Hutchins entered Slaton’s at home. In greater suspense than Some of this class indulge in a small practical common sense views of life, advertisement inserted in an out-of painter compares with a great artist barber shop, had his hair trimmed “And do you not claim the same ever she sent back a telegram that, we bad him at an advantage, and he in landscape, portrait or genre A superiority for French shaving and and was shaved. That night about he had not. and at once started for the way corner of an obscure journal, couldn’t help himself either. “War and, because they do not obtain an French barber cannot attain his rank beard trimming?” 7 o’clock he murdered young Lyon. New York. When she arrived at his ! influx of good trade at ble the next stanza,” we Baid curtly. unless he is born and bred to it. A “Decidedly. And here, too, we The following day he was lodged in parents’ house, the sister of the mis- i extraordinary once, without either reflecting or ap Breathing hard, like a pacing horse man in France can be a hairdresser see the virtues of the curling iron. our parish jail, and Sunday morning sing man, without knowing anything plying the most ordinary business just in from a dash, the poor wretched only through the force of genius or Do you suppose a Frenchman would he was hanged by a mob in the Bos- about Mrs. Hart's dream, related her methods of testing their new poet proceeded: by being educated up to the posi allow cosmetique on his mustache? i sier Swamp.” own dream. When she had finished ture, come to the conclusion depar "The wind came up from the sunny south. that tion.” . . .. ,, Never. Moreover, in trimming the and Mrs. Hart told her dream, both there is no real benefit in advertising. And kissed the maiden on cheek and PREMONITORY dreams . -How does this genius assert itself beard we consider the physiognomy mouth." were astounded. The dreams were Among the more recent premoni The absurdity of this first trial theory “That verse will do well enough if in youth?” of our subject, and shape the beard j tory dreams is one related by a Boston almost identical, even to the railing I is plainly exposed by Mr. Robert you’ll only make one little change in “In most children who are to the accordingly. For a long face we Globe writer, in its issue of May 27th. on tho bridge. The New York police whose experience and knowl it.” razor and scissors born, a desire is fashion a square beard with an angle ! The are endeavoring to find some trace i Bonner, story-is told as follows: “ One manifested nt an early ago to clip isocele at the end—that is indented. ■ of the most remarkable occurrences of him. His wife thinks he has been edge of advertising is such that it “AVhat is it? inquired the perspir domestic favorites, to watch until the For a round face we have the Henri j I ever heard of was related to me murdered for his money."—[Globe must have weight and influence on ing poet, brightening up a trifle, and all who wish to make advertising a eat of the household falls asleep Trois You see, we follow the canons j this morning," remarked a State Democrat. exhibiting a little more animation. I study or make it pay. He says; “One » «------ behind the stovo and then to try if of art and science in our work. It street broker in Boston, the other “Say you make it read this way: of the points of good advertising is the contour of its back cannot be would not be possible to see in France, j day. “I have heard of a good many “She grubbed it up with a surly grow-el, A new and strange vehicle, which to address the same people over and ' And wiped it out with a Turkish towel.” improved by a judicious application as you see here, men with mus dreams, but this has some has made its appearance upon the over again. For instance, suppose! “That lo is quite „ a little change,” of the shears. If the child accom taches and whiskers shaved and a few j I wonderful Paris boulevards, may be expected features about it which border on the i you were introduced with about 500 ( „ni/'the depressed"poet ’ »pressed poet. “Do you plishes his purposes without waking stubs of hair on the chin." marvelous.” in this country in time, and it will others, to the President, the chances ' fLink it wouf' ' lid improve it’ ' ” the cat, he may be considered a born "How about the imperial beard and “What is the story?” queried anoth- doubtless excite much curiosity. It are that he would not remember yoa. ' “ •-> ■ • ■ Certainly. Swing in with the barber.” mustache?” i er broker, whose business was ap is known as L’Hirondelle, but it has But if you had an opportunity of [ “If a person is born without genius, “That has passed into history. It parently dull enough to allow him another name in Poland and Russia, seeipg him again, and said: ‘Mr. I next carmen." but with decided talents for your art, fell with the empire.” from her rustic seat, plenty of time to study the mirac where it is said to have been success President, I am Charles Wolsey, of : I “The maiden rose passed through the lonely how does he develop them?” “But, despite all you say about the I ulous, since he had almost forgotten j fully used. One large hoop or spoke Brooklyn; Senator So and So did me I And silently street." "In France every facility is offered superiority of French hair dressers, I less wheel, much larger than can be the honor of introducing mo to you,’ “That _____________ ’s the close, _______ ” he said _____ timidly. to such person». We have intelli have heard American gentlemen on how to buy and sell. in any other way, surrounds the and you did this three or four times, and with a long sigh of relief. gence offices for hair-dressers exclu returning from Paris complain of i “Well,” replied the first speaker. used “Oh, that’s the close, is it? All right. "I was told to-day by a leading City driver and his seat, and gives to the you would bo sure to be remembered. sivelv. A school is attached to each Parisian barbers.” vehicle all the advantage of large In the same way an advertisement Well, you will find we are right along of these offices. Moreover, many of “That is because these gentlemen Hall official, whose trustworthiness is wheels. As it rolls along it keeps in presented once is forgotten almost! with you. Just alter that this way: the skillful barbers in Paris are pro went to the wrong places. You know I undoubted, that a daughter of the motion three small grooved wheels i and so thrown away, while ••ftwn on the girl the housewife bore, fessors. If a barber from the prov in Paris many hair-dressers make a j late Harvey Jewell (who was so well which work upon its inner surface. invariably, presented (hree or four times ’ And fired her through the kitchen door, J» inces wishes to learn a new coiffure specialty of dressing ladies’ hair, for and favorably known in Boston in These wheels are firmly attached to one an impression.” A man, if he “Now, you see, with the aid of the he can obtain instruction from one French women do not, like the Ameri, legal and business circles, and was a the driver’s seat, which is also rigidly makes not make new acquaintances as few minor suggestions which we have of these professors. In the large caines, intrust tbe care of their hair brother of the late Marshall Jewell) connected with the shafts. The main does through life, will soon made, you can trim that thing of your» towns no barber can get much cub to ignorant maids. We have, it is had recently a very queer and unusual weight is borne by the large wheel, be advances himself alone; therefore, he into some respectable kind of shape, tom unless he has studied in Paris. true, lady barbers—modern Delilahs experience, and one calculated to but to prevent overturning there are find keep his friendship in con Besides that, you have got a poem But even before he comes to Paris —in Paris, but for the most part make a deep impression upon tbe two outriding wheels connected by should stant repair. This is true alike of which yon can Hplit—a kind of double strongest mind. Some weeks ago she he must have served his apprentice Parisian ladies acknowledge the su springs with the driving wheels. I business as it is of an individual, and L_._' barreled ' poem- and ■ sell “ ' ha[f 7 to one had a dream in which she distinctly ship, for in Paris there are no ap perior dexterity of the male Bex. Now, the paper and tho other half to another.’1 an undertaker drive up to her The vehicle represents an approxi j the best possible way to keep up the prentices.” the hair-dressers who make a spec saw mately successful attempt to obtain ! acquisition of acquaintances is by 1 _ The poet exhibited no little alacrity “How is that?” ialty of dressing ladies’ hair have residence with a hearse. He was a the ease of friction afforded by a advertising. — [American in preparing to take his departure,— "A young man who wishes to be their shops on the ground floor. peculiar-looking man. His queerly rail for the ordinary road vehicle. i judicious [Detroit Free Press. come a barber serves his apprentice They are not specially skillful in cut shaped nose, which looked as if it had It is a tricycle in fact, but a unicycle Grocer. - ---------»<♦•■«---------- ship in a city like Marseilles or ting men’s hair, but if a foreign gen : been broken and was twisted to one in appearance, and upon smooth sur i A SYMPATHETIC AUDIENCE. Lyons for two or three years. Then tleman is foolish enough to come side, gave his countenance an expres faces should afford rapid and easy I T hree G olden B alls .—It may not be generally known that ths game of he makes what we call in hair-dress into their shop they, of course, are sion which would have made identifi riding. An American audience is good- billiards originated in a pawnbroker’s natured ing ateliers the tour de France, add not foolish enough to turn him away. cation easy and certain. He came and willing to be pleased. If directly tow ard her, and, as he said shop. In the latter part of the six ing to his experience and skill as he I faDcy the complaints you speak of rightly bandied, it meets musician or ‘ Are you all ready? ’ she suddenly teenth century a London pawnbroker, Some time ago ?19l) was stolen travels from place to place. Finally originated in this manner. The lecturer more than half-way, and its from the premises of H. N. Fletcher, William Kerr, was in the habit of sympathies are at his call, provided he goes to Paris to receive the re gentlemen should have gone to some awoke. amusing himself in wet weather, “The dream seemed a peculiar one, at the Hay Ranch says the Eureka finement of a true artist, just as barber shop on the belle etage." he lias the tact to call them forth. American painters go to Paris or “You studied in France, and of but did not attract very much atten Leader. The thief was not discovered when there were no customers, with An illustration of how spinpathetic Rome or Munich for what may be course all gentlemen of taste prefer tion in the household, until a few until recently, when presentiment pushing about three balls on the an audience may become, when judi called the finishing touches." the French tonsorial method. But days or a week later it was repeated, suggested that it might be found in counter with a yard measure. This ciously manipulated, is given in "Then Paris is the finishing shool suppose someone should ask you to with exactly the same characteristics, the pillow-caBe in the Chinaman’s suggested a board with side pockets. Gottschalk's, the pianist’s, diary: for barbers?” cut his hair according to his own down to the ‘Are you all ready ?” and room. It was acted upon, when, An old manuscript says: "Master Having announced a concert in a mirabile dictu, it lay snugly tucked William Kerr did make one board Western city, the pianist took the the awakening. “Exactly. No matter how much taste—or rather want of taste?” whereby a game is played with three away in one corner of the pillow — at they may have learned in the prov “I would say: ‘Monsieur, I am a “And now comes the strangest part cars in ample time to fulfill his en inces, they can always add to their poor man, but a good barber. As a of the story. Some little time after least J?1GO of it did. The Chinaman, balls; and all the young men were gagement But circumstances so de recreated thereat, chiefly the young knowledge in Paris.” poor man I would like to comply ward the young lady was visiting in on being accused of the theft, ad laved him that he found it would be “And when they have learned all with your wish; as an artist I must Cincinnati, and went to an appart- mitted it, and, frightened nearly out clergymen from St. Paul’s; hence one impossible to reach the hall until there is to be learned in Paris?” refuse. I cut effile or not at all.’” ment hotel to call upon a friend. She of hie wits, quickly removed his shoe of ye strokes was named a ‘ cannon,’ long after tbe appointed hour. “Then they have nothing more to A telegram stating the facts was stepped into the elevator with others, and handed over the remaining coin. having been by one of ye said clergy THE END IN VIEW. learn. The art of hair dressing, like and was startled to hear ‘Are you all The sole of his shoe had been re men invented. The game is now read to the waiting audience by the known by the name of 'bill yard, ’ be moved and the money inserted, when all other arts, reaches its climax in pianist’s agent, who offered to return When Lincoln was practicing in ready?’ from the man in charge. Paris, where both tho customers and the old Sangamon County Court She was still more startled on looking it was replaced as before, thus mak cause William or Bill Kerr did first the money to those who did not care play with the yard measure. The ing a snug hiding place for the cash. the hair-dressers show the highest House, in the days of the old-fash- around and beholding the exact pic- to remain. The audience was willing A. A. Andre, on being told of it, re stick is now called a ‘ kew,’ or ‘ kue.’ ’’ degree of good taste.” : ioned slat settees, a tall, siim lawyer, I ture of the man of the dream, even marked, ‘•That goes to show that a The bill yard is modernized into to wait, and the pianist received a “You do not think, then, that the : noted for wearing a very short coat, I to the misshapen Dose. It made such telegram informing him of their de Americans have as cultivated a taste slid along on the seat to lie nearer an impression upon her mind that Chinaman has more sole than a white billiard and kew into cue. cision. as Parisians in the matter of hair- j the advocate addressing the jury. A she requested to be let out of the man." From station to station he sent, te dressing? ” the first landing. Sliei ,.T? X pruituuiuu uau IUIC the un; scat x/x CUV • elevator at I protruding nail tore of the Q ueen V ictoria ' s G old P late .—No legrams with which the agent kept THE CHAMPION. Even your most prominent public ■ ¡8W..or-s pantaloons. Obliged to fol- i stepped out, and the other occupants • monarch living. European or Assatic, the audience in patience. A sympa mon, my dear sir. are uncivilized in jQW opponent immediately, there ' went out at the next, landing, and I Patrick O'Sullivan died a few days not even the Czar of all the Rtissias, thetic tie is established between the thia respect. Look at General Grant; was no tune to sew up the rent in j the man remained. The elevator! ago in New Orleans, and in the hope can boast of such a service of plate flying pianist and the waiting lovers lihe poorest man in Pans has his I the garment A legal wag present ¡machinery gave out; suddenly (bei of a blissful immortality beyond the as that owned by Queen Victoria, to of music. They became interested in «•aid better trimmed.” ¡wrote a subscription paper: “We, car went up and then down, and the! grave, at the age of thirty-six years. whose guests it is often exhibited on the approaching man, whose words I, And to what do you attribute tins fhe unjorsiglied, agree to pay the man was instantly killed. Although neither a great general ncr huge buffets at either end of the they read almost as soon as he had (?K nf irnn/l tnO-ii? . •. i ____ _ ___ i I lack of good taste? 1 ’ ' • “You have all heard of the warn-j a successful physician, he was the banqueting table in St. George’s written them. sums set opposite to our several I "To the ignorance of the German ; UULU» ing of dreams. All I can say is that champion butcher of the world, He Hall- vases, plateaux, cups and can Girls flirted, their mammas gos names O »VI for the VJJIV' JMupvx.v purpose V. of purchasing V. X (American barbers, i.l _ 2______ _ __ t „ | Brother Brown a new pair of pan ta- this is the first well authenticated could kill a bullock and prepare it for delabra, all wrought in gold, the net siped and their fathers talked busi who nave sprung ri 1 I nt- or ? 1i /v 1 f "V « •« « » i e < i. i _ i (up like mushrooms all over the city. loons ” Several of the lawyers put | case I have ever known, and if it • the market in three minute.- and value of which is said to exceed two ness or slept. The hall was trans (They think all a hair dresser has | down sums ranging from ten to fifty does not bonier on the supernatural thirty-five seconds. Two years ago millions sterling. Conspicuous among formed into a reception room, where r’JowiUi a man’s hair is to cut it [ ; cents. cpnl8 The XUB paper p nHB presented to Ido not know what does. It was a I he wet a Chicago man, Mr. Lader, the trophies are the mimic lyre bird everybody was at home. A h the tel was I' \ort; 1. y . know nothing of the Lincoln, who «at opposite the rear . • of good way to restore one’s peace of who could kill and dress a bullock in and tiger’s head taken from Tpippoo egrams followed each other the en ■ fl 1‘? rXT 4 xxx x-x-x . . . « xx ^x £ 4- lx /•’ — x x x ■ lart of trimming, of the science of the advocate, who. bending in gestic mind, but a most remarkable sequel.” four minutes and fifteen seconds, Saib eighty odd years ago, and pro thusiasm rose. The pianist was now (physiognomy, or of the dexterous use nlatiou. made quite an exposure. a remarkable dream which was then the fastest time on sorted to her majesty’s grandfather. only twenty miles, now less than ton |"f the curling-iron." Lincoln took out his pencil and I k told of by a Trenton (N. J.) cor record. Lader held the champion King George Ilf. The lyre-bird's At last tho agent tremulously said: | "Then the curling-iron is peculiarly wrote upon tho paper: “I have noth respondent: “Philip Hart, a notion belt of the world. At the conclusion body and tail are composed of solid "Ladies and gentlemen, I have the jeffectivs in the bands of a French ing to contribute to the end in view.” dealer in that city, has been missing of the match. O’Sullivan winked gold, richly studded with brilliant honor of announcing to you that [barbert’ Gottschalk lias just arrived.” The lawyers roared with laughter; last Thursday. He left for' humorously at Mr. Lader and re rubies, emeralds and pearls. The Mr. I “It is to him what the brush is to the judge asked to see the paper, ' since Amid the clapping of hands and marked, “You're not as much of a tiger's head once served Hyder Ali’s New York on that morning and has [ac painter. With it he realizes his when he. too. in turn, had to roar. not returned. His wife tells a singu lader as you were in this business, masterful son as a footstool. It is a the shouts of hurrahs, the pianist [nest beautiful ideals.” _ _ this ____ time _____ All the _________________ unconscious victim lar story. She says her husband was Mr. Lader.” O’Sullivan’s record was life sized model, fashioned in solid made his - entree. - ------------- » | "And you don't think the German-1 of the fun was ignorant of the cause in the habit of going to New York never beaten. It is not improbable silver, richly gilt, its tusks of ruck O kioin or the T erm , “P rinter '» American barl>er [American barber is skillful in its of the laughter, and at last joined in every month to pay bills for goods that this champion business will, crystal, and its tongue of pure gold. D evil .” Everybody knows who is fISP ’ the merriment and to order new lots. He always sooner or later, extend to every kind Like the l/re-bird, it fell into the the printer's devil, but there are few stopped at the house of his parents, of industry. It has already extended hands of the British at the storming who know how he came to be so I "Skillful, sir? Many of them do Young lady (just from boarding of Greenwich street, near the Cort to many. We have champion pu of Seringapatam, where Tippo, its dubbed. Printing used to be called pot even know there is such a thing. They substitute pomatum, cosmetics. school, at dinner table): “Please landt street ferry. AVhen he* left gilists, champion billiard players, etc. valorous owner, mot his death. the black ait. and the I mjvs who Jnd other sticky things for it When papa, I’d like a leg of the roast home. Thursday morning at 7 o clock. Why not have champion editors, assisted the pressmen were called the 8 an American gentleman with a chicken." Papa: “ Yon have had • he had in bis possession J14D. He champion lawyers, champion hack A San Francisco professor spells imps. According to legend, Aldus Bat. greasy curl on his forehead I one, my dear, and your brother had reached his parents’ home in New drivers? Belts or medals could be potato as follows: “Gougliphtheigh Manutius, a printer of Venice, took a klw; lys think to myself, ‘My poor the other.” Young lady (in a spright York at 9-Ik), and remained there given to the editor who could, in a tteeau." and declares it to l>e correct little negro boy, left behind by a fir! You have not come from the ly manner): “ Oh. sure enough! a until 2 o'clock in the afternoon. It given time, clip the largest! numlier according to the following rule: “Gh merchant vessel, to assist him in his of a barber, but from the hands chicken has only two legs. It's a was his intention then to go and pay of articles from his exchanges and stands forp. as you will find from the business. It woon got wind that Al I a barbarian” ” duck that has four." his bill, and he asked his sister to ac wedge them into bis owu columns as Inst letters in hiccough. Ough stands dns was assisted by a little imp, and ---------- » •--------- company him. She was feeling un original editorials, and the lawyer for o, as in dough. Phth stands for to dispel tho rumor he showed the "And so Americans do not know Professor Treadwell of Massachu well and did not go, and ho then left. who could make the moat witnesses t as in phthisis. Eigb stands for a, boy to the assembled crowd, and [-1 • value of the curling iron’” 1 No, indeet 1; unless they are Ameri- setts found that a half grown Ameri Thi» was the last seen of him. He contradict and jx-ijure themselves in as in neighbor. Tte stands for t, as said; “ Be it known to Verne«, that I, [ in gentlemen who have visited Paris. can robin in confinement ate in one had a sister living in Seventy-seventh two minutes and forty seconds could in gazette, and eau stands for o, as Aldus Manutins, printer to the Holy American thinks that when he has day 68 worms, weighing together street, whom he intended to visit, and be declared the champion. We merely in Dean.” We should like to see his ; Church and the Goge, have this day fad his hair curled his head will look once and a half as much as the bird as he did not come back to his throw out the suggestion.—[Texas method of spelling the various names mad« a public exposure of the ‘print- himself. With such fearfnl odds parents' house on Thursday night, Siftings. of the Czar. ['»e that of a colored man.” I er’s devil.’ All who think he is not "And this impression is erroneous?” against him, it is no wonder the early they concluded that h» had stayed at flesh and blood may come and pinoh I ''Erroneous! It is an insult to an worm get» caught, and that the man her house. Next day a member of Chi'dhood »bow» the man, aa He who lives to no purpose live« to , him.” The people were satisfied, and [implement which has done more to who digs for them ao often gets left. the family visited the sister and morning chows the day a bad purpose. I no longer molested tbe negro lad. 'fONSORlAE ARI.