Yamhill reporter. (McMinnville, Or.) 1883-1886, June 21, 1883, Image 3

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“We thank thee—” The string de­
ITEMS OF INTEREST.
may now imagine; don’t travel much
VARIETIES.
MUCH MARRIED —
pending from the reverend gentle­
never did; and the single girls He ki“«ed me—and I knew ’twns wrong.
man
’
s
wig,
spied
by
tho
cat,
was
Galveston
is
now
the
second
cot
­
The MulMttl® Boy lathe Innocent Came
around my neighborhood begHn to be­
Fur he wm neither kith nor kin;
approached, caught in a playful ton point in the country. Receipts Thirteen Bride* Led to the Hymenal come
afraid of me, too. Actually be
Need one do penance very long
of a Matrlmon1»1 Failure--“She Cat and
1 paw, and pulled. The wig arose like this season, 800,000 bales.
• Altar During Seventy-Five Years of
For
inch a tiny little ein?
gan
to
shun
me,
sir.
I
hardly
think
Not She li«' "
the “fright” hair in a minstrel per­ Toronto Union plasterers have Matriuional Mistaken.
I could have got another wife if I He press«! my hnnd—that was not right;
formance. The old man, shocked at struck for higher wages, and refuse
had tried. Ratner a hard thing for
W hy will men have such wicked way«?
The Rev. Thomas Molack. an old such a phenomenon, cleared his to work with non-Union men.
“I have had a delightful experi­ me, a man who had been so lucky It was not for a moment quite,
throat,
adjusted
his
skull
cap
and
But
in it there were days and days!
At
Oxford,
Miss..
S.
M.
Thompson
ence,
”
said
an
old
pioneer
of
early
days
man who served for years as a sol- continued: "We thank thee that we
Hiis way, to say; but I promised you,
was shot dead while resisting arrest in California. ‘‘My birthday, which if you would positively not put my There’s mischief in the moon, I know,
dier of the cross, and who has been in all solemnity are permitted—”
I’m positive I saw her wink
by City Marshal Butler.
occurred on the 5th of this month, name in your newspaper, that I would When
promoted to high distinction, visited
The cat jumped up, seized the
i requested him to go;
tell
you
nothing
but
the
truth,
and
I
Henry
K.
White,
New
York,
dealer
I meant it too—I think.
the Rev- Mulkittle last Sunday; string, pulled the wig from the old in Btraw goods, haB failed. Liabili­ found me 75 years old, and in those am a man of my word, sir. You know
’s head, and. getting tangled in
nearly four score of years I have pro­ an honest confession is good for the But, after all, I’m not to blame.
meeting there, whether by pre-ar- man
ties, §150,000; assets, §100,000.
the thread, ran away with the wig.
took the kiss; I do think men
posed to thirteen young ladies, and heart,” and then the old gentleman Are He born
rangement or social accident, Mies
without a sense of shaniel
"What the devil—” yelled the old
There is an aggregate paid-up cap­
laughed
the
feeble,
cracked
laughter
1 wonder when be’ll ooine again!
Skiddleton. an old maid of the man, springin’ up. "I say, what's the ital represented by the Cincinnati in­ was promptly and cordially accepted of the aged.
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each and every time. Was never re­
church, the beginning of whose ca matter ?” and clasping his hands over surance companies of §2,500,000.
The
least
said
is soonest reported.
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jected—never, sir—in my whole life.
reer as a Sunday-school teacher be­ ms head he pranced around the room.
At
Lexington,
Ky..
Alex.
McClin
­
A
two-foot
rule
—koep your foot
HOW
TO
TEST
SEEDS.
The cat waB finally captured, the wig
gan when Rev. Mulkittle himself was secured and returned, but it was use tock and son sold 59 head of Jersey They invariably blushed, smiled, fell
dry.
It is of the utmost importance to Mr. l’ulitzer expects to give the
an erring boy. Mr. Molack is a wid­ ¡ess to attempt an explanation. Miss cattle for §17,070; highest price, §1. into my arms and murmured ‘yes’ as
one to know how to buy seeds world a turning over.
720.
soon as I asked them. Ah, my dear every-
ower, and his attentions to the an­ Skiddleton leered at the old man and
At Keystone, Ind., William Walk­ sir, the young men of the present as well as how to sell them. Now, I
the
Rev.
Mulkittle
walked
the
floor
Greece has closed her ports against
cient lady were marked by the super­
do not mean to infer that no man can
on agitated reverie, while the boy er shot and killed George Shaw day are not what we old fellows were. be trusted to sell good seeds to Amorican pork.
lative degree of careful regard. The in
innocently remarking, “She cat and during an altercation. The mnrder- My first wife, a charming brunette, his customers, or that some seeds are
A picture too poor to sell can
old gentleman is totally bald, and not she bear,” went out to the dining­ er escaped.
any the worse for being above one always be raffled for the poor.
died
one
year
after
marriage.
I
re
­
Col.
Uges.,
commanding
at
Fort
kis ill-shaped head, when not cover room and ate breakfast with the cook,
year old, for some particular causes
railroad locomotive is not likely
eJ by the iron gray wig which he while the company, agitated beyond Assiniboine. has information that the mained single two years, and then and treasons; but since seeds are to A strike
a cold Trail on a hot day.
wears, looms up in such a violation of measure, played social hypocracy in Cree Indians are preparing for a again sought the friendly aid of « usually sold to purchasers as new
It is unreasonable to expect one to
general war.
anatomical symmetry that, ho inspires the drawing-room.
minister of the Gospel with another and sound, I do think it will be use­ take a crof s-eyed man’s view of
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irreverential thoughts in the minds
Near Benham, Tex., Robert F. blushing, beautiful young lady on my ful for all to learn that there is a things.
HAIR THAT TURNED WHITE.
of those who behold him. Few know
Pamplin, a well-known farmer, was
true sign wheieby to know old from
Die stuff is put up in patent med­
the old man wears a wig, and to have
Many remarkable tales have been shot and instantly killed by Frank arm, hope in my heart and a green­ new, vital from non-vital, or less so,
hinted such a thing would have told of persons who, by reason of Smith, a mulatto, a former tenant.
back in my hand. Death carried off as well as to form a correct opinion icine bottles.
caused a lingering pain in the old fright or other causes, have found
It is the location on the end of
The Mobile and Alabama Grand this prize within three brief months as to the character of the seed. It
man’s heart.
that their huir has turned white in a Trunk Railroad was bought at fore­ of the day I fondly pressed upon her will be very useful in purchasing new one's nose that makes a mole hill
Early at morning, before Molack single night. But there is not, wo
sale for §350,000 by George eager, willing lips the ecstatic kiss. flower seeds from non descriptive look like a mountain.
arose from the downy bed reverently believe, anywhere on record a case closure
The miser does not fear death. It
Arentz
and
other purchasing trustees She died from typhoid fever. The catalogues.
assigned to him, Mulkittle’s boy, where a person went to bed at night for bondholders.
When you want new seed peas, is the dread of giving up his money
while at gleeful hide-and-seek with in a calm state of mind, rested sound
third wife assumed the official do­ put one from the stock into your that makes him sick.
his little sister, shoved open the ly until daylight, and awoke in the | At Memphis the jury in the case of mestic robe within seven months mouth and bite it. If it is very hard
Trunk railroads do the greatest
door and bounded into the minister’s morning to find that during sleep his ■ Adlai H. and James Proudfit, on thereafter. It was rather quick that it is more than one year old. If the
room. Stopping in a kind of breath­ or her hair had changed from ebony trial for killing Axel Winberg last time,” exclaimed the old gentleman teeth enter it with moderate ease it is business in summer, when trunks are
less awe, he looked toward the bed. to silver. That is to say, there never January, returned a verdict of not while a tear shone in his worn, new seed. New carrot seed always obliged to travel.
What is there in a woman which is
The old man’s head, in its ill-shape, was such a case until last week, when guilty.
dimmed eyes; "but she was a sweet, has a green shade on it. Old seed
rested on the family’s pet pillow in a just this sort of an incident occurred
The Massachusetts Insurance De­ sweet girl. It was, however,” more loses this, and is of a dead pale most suggestive of early death!
kind of askance baldness, and on a in Boston. The subject was a lady, partment hasjissued 2,927 certificates cheerfully, “au exception to my gen brown, and less fragrant. New pars­ Ahem, her age.
chair near the bed was deposited the who retired at her usual hour, taking to insurance agents, permitting them eral rule. That is,” explanatory, “I nips has a shade of green, which it
If you want to see a man indulge
old man’s wig For a moment young with her to her room another and an to do business in that State for the mean by that my hasty marriage loses if more than one year old. in the maizey dance, tread on his pet
then, not that particular wife, for Onion seed is more difficult to prove corn.
Mulkittle regarded the baldness and elderly lady, a visitor, who had ar­ ensuing year.
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the wig with undescribable wonder, rived late in the day, and for whom
It is stated as a fact that many
Henry Revells, a colored resident they were all sweet and good; every than most other seeds, but if you take
and then remembering the superior no accommodation could be arranged. of Vicksburg, was hung in {the pres­ one, sir! Seven years she shared my a single seed at a time and carefully people hear best when their eyes are
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power of the ministry, he bowed his The subject of this incident was ence of 10,000 people. His case had joys and sorrows, and then the touch bite it, you will find that old seed has closed. Think of this in church.
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curly head in humiliation of rever noted for the fineness and beauty of been before the courts for five years. of the Great Destroyer rested upon a tough dry skin, with a very white
To remove paint: Sit on a freshly
her and she was no more within the and harsh kernel, while new seed has
ence, and regarded the sleeper and her hair, which was said by good
McDonald, the last of the train walls of this world. A bad cold, or a more tender, moist skin, and the daubed cellar door, or wash the rosy
his artificial arrangement of hirsute judges -people who had been abroad
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adornment. Emboldened by tho and were acquainted with the appear­ robbers who murdered Conductor what some people elegantly and con­ kernel possesses a greater degree of cheeks of a sleeping beauty.
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He is an even-tempered carpenter
spirit of investigation rather than the ance of ravens—to rival the raven’s Cain, was found guilty in the Cir­ cisely term ‘galloping consumption,’ moisture, and is somewhat oily. The
irrepressible yearning for mischief, wing in blackness and lustre. Being cuit Court at Clarksville, Ark., of killed her. After a brief interval of seed may be cut with a penknife in­ who can keep his spirit-level when
mourning I attentively regarded with stead of bitten. Onion Beed that has i another workman wants to borrow it
he advanced and examined the wig. blessed with a good conscience, and murder in the first degree.
“I spread my waves from poll to
Even at his early time of life he had having eaten nothing indigestible at
Fire at Cape Girardeau. Mo., de­ interested heart still another fascin­ no vitality at all has no kernel, or
an idea of Indian warfare, and think supper, the lady slept peacefully dur­ stroyed the foundry of Charles Teurth, ating young lady. She could not re­ one perfectly dry. Test this by poll.” remarked the wig maker, aB he
ing of what an acqusition it would be ing the night and awoke refreshed in livery stable of F. A. Kage, and two sist my honorable and energetic man­ pressing the seed on a piece of white rented another capillary adcrument.
to take rhe wig and drag it around the morning. But on looking to­ residences. Loss, §15,000; insurance, ly blandishments, and at an early writing paper. If it leaves no moist­ Be a philosopher; but amidst all
period after our introduction at a ure on the paper it is of no use, and your philosophy—be still a man.—
| for a scalp, he took a strand of black wards the mirror, she saw that her §6,000.
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Sunday-school picnic during one has been tampered with, or has lost | Hume. Follow this advice faith­
I thread from a spool on the bureau and hair, instead of being black as when
The Texas Central Railroad has balmy
summer day she carefully its vitality
j by age. urn
1 had tied it to the top hair of the arti she went to bed, was plentifully defaulted in the payment of interest
New vauuagv
cabbage null
and I fully and be a "hu man.”
ficial scalp, when the old man turned streaked with gray. She sprang up at to the State on loaLs made to it prior packed her huge Saratoga trunk for brocoli seed
aed possesses a pale green
How many mint juleps doos it take
I kernel when pressed out1 to make a nose-gay?—[Atlanta Jour­
over in bed. Startipd, the boy hur once to assure herself by a to tho war. The amount in default a bridal trip, which duly came off at shade in the
the
advertised
time.
I
got
money
by
nrl
n
iinrra
rrronn
ir»
ried from the room, leaving the nearer survey, and had just is about §28,000.
or cut, and a tinge of green in the
Certainly one less than nine
her as well as a lovely young lady,” brown skin also. But old seed loses nal.
thread tied to the wig.
been convinced that her first view
will
make
it rosy-eight—[ Georgia
The
motion
for
a
new
trial
of
the
Shortly afterwards the old man was correct, when at that mo­ libel suit of Dr. McLean against the proudly said the old gentleman. "She this in proportion to its age, becom­ Major.
I arose, and, dressing himself, donned ment her elderly companion, who had Detroit Evening News, in which the was worth §25,000 in her own name. ing of a dull, dark brown. Cabbage,
What is the simplest way to keep
I his wig, regardless of the thread already dressed and gone down stairs, plaintiff was awarded §20,000 dam­ But I lost it all within a year of our brocoli, kales, etc., will retain their jelly from molding on top?— | Board­
marriage speculating in them devilish vitality longer than auy other seeds,
I which hung down his back. Enter- entered the room, and, with the words, ages, has been denied.
stocks,” he said sadly, and reflectivly and will grow well when three years ing House Keeper. Put it on the
J ingthe sitting-room, he met Mulkittle. “It was so dark when I got up that I
continued.
"This wife lived nine old, or even six years, if well kept. table once in a while.—[Philadelphia
A new counterfeit §5 gold coin has
&
I with whom he soon engaged in relig put on the wrong switch,” replaced
years
after
the
marriage. Then one Beet seed has a faint tinge of pale N owb .
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I ious conversation. Pretty soon Mrs. upon the bureau a black and glossy made its appearance. It purports to
o
“Postponed on account of the
day
she
suddenly
and unexpectedly green if new, but is a dull brown if
I Mulkittle, Miss Skiddleton and the coil. Catching up then the gray be a coin of the United States, struck
it
” as the timid city man Baid
)•
I boy entered.
tresses that had for a moment so at New Orleans in 1843. It is heavily died at the dinner table. I began to old, and its vitality is very doubtful wether,
when he didn’t go through a sheep
»r
think my marrying days were cer­ if old.
“Breakfast will be ready in a few alarmed the younger lady, she deftly plated and 49| grains light
le
I moments,” said Mrs. Mulkittle. "The artanged them in their appropriate "Hon. Bardwell Slote” (William J. tainly over,” meditatively remarked New celery seed has a faint tinge pasture with a belligerent ram holding
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the old gentleman. "I was never so of green, and is very aromatic, but it the fort.—[Cincinnati Drummer.
I cook was late this morning. Willie, place and again quietly withdrew.
o
Florence) was swindled out of §25, surprised,
,
sir, in my life, never, as
A Venetian glass manufacturer is
r
I don’t put your feet on the rounds of
in New York, by a spurious reporter, when that dear wife of mine so sud­ loses the green and becomes less fabricating
ladies' bonnets by the
I the chair.”
GOOD AND BAD TABLE MANNERS-
who enlisted his sympathies in favor , denly died—that particular one, sir,” fragrant if more than one year old, thousands, and
b
selling them, too.
and is doubtful.
I “Early breakfasts are always bur
r
of
the
Ohio
flood
sufferers.
he carefully added. "My next legal
Some people eat instinctively with
Lettuce seed is of a bright silvery That Btyle of bonnet ought to make
i.
Irierl and unsocial,” remarked Miss
and lawful social part­ gray if new, and the kernel has a good looking-’lasBes.
a
'
1 Skiddleton, turning to the old minis great elegance; some never achieve ' Some one registered at the Bramble housekeeper
a
ner in this especial life drama was a green tinge with it. both of which it
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in
Lafayette,
Ind.,
as
C.
:
elegance
in
these
minor
matters,
but
j
House,
Iter,
and
showing
throe
plugged
teeth
The young gentleman would no
d
more noted for the spirit of her partially loses with age. Lettuce doubt pay ample attention to the
all should Btrive for it. There is no i Reynolds, of Cincinnati jumped from lady
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I at one smile.
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I “Yes,” replied Molack, “premature more repulsive object than a person j a high window of the hotel, and dis- < disposition than for the beauty of her seed will grow very well two years wall-flowers, but fact is they cau’t
,
but above that it is doubtful. see them without liability to the
■ haste can be credited with a great who eats noisily, grossly, inelegantly. ; appeared, leaving his valise behind. face or the eleganco of her form. I old,
»r
will frankly confess to you, sir, that The black seeded varieties can only charge of being well-eyed.
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Rmany cases of dissatisfaction in this Dr. Johnson is remembered for his_________________ .
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was as ugly as a Maryland mule, be tested by the color of the kernel,
world, but in the world toward which brutal way of eating almost as much j The United States Marshal ar- she
Isaacs, can you tole me vera
I am sorry to say it, because it which is the same as in the white vas "Mr.
;
we are hastening, there is no early as for his great learning and genius. i restad eight alleged Kuklux, charged and
tlie first diamond?” “No, Mr.
With
him
it
was
selfish
preoccupa-
with
breaking
up
a
negro
meeting
in
once
,
caused
me
a
heap
of
trouble;
,
seeded.
breakfast, uo late supper, but all a y0I)
Yawcobs; vere vas it?” “Vy, Noah’s
r
r I Delta county, Tex., several weeks . almost as perverse,” admitted the old
glorious dinner of ioy and reunion.
son on der ark; ho vas a Shem of der
Fish
and
fruit
are
eaten
with
sil
ago.
when
there
was
shooting
on
both
gentleman.
,
“
Why,
sir,
would
you
[I hope to meet you all there.”
FARM WORK AND WAGES.
fust vater.”
believe it, she got the war fever dur­
I “Yea, brother,” said the Rev. Mulk ver knives and forks; or, if silver fish- sll‘es;
The poet said that cleanliness was
She
Those who are familiar with the
It is said that the Salvation A rmy ing
i the early days of the war.
little. “It is a land where we hope knives are not provided, a piece of
from Georgia to Baltimore, and farm life of thirty or forty years ago! next to godliness. This is not to be
bread can be held in the left hand. I will build a permanent barracks at came
<
Ito dwell.”
corrodes a steel knife.
Syracuse, N. Y. which will accom- 1 I met and married here. Got it so and are enabled to contrast its pres | understood to apply to the kind of
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| “The good will pluck flowers in Fish
that, against my commands, sir, ent
-
condition will note the marked godliness represented in the top
Never
tilt
a
soup
plate
for
the
last
inodate 2.000 persons, and that they bad
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■that beautiful eternity,” continued drop, or ostentatiously scrape your have
purchased
a lot for that pur she left my house and went and be advance paid for farm wages at the gallery of a theater.
ylol ack, turning toward Miss Skiddle- . F ,
£
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at a
came a spy for General Lee. She present time over the rates which
When Carlyle said that everybody
pose for J4,000.
!
■ton and drawing his lips back into a plate clean.
was red-hot, sir; born and raised far prevailed in the earlier period. should have an aim in life he had no
A part of table manners should be
A sturgeon weighing 178 pounds down
"dry smile. .
South. Loved her particular Wages have been constantly increas reference to the fair sex. He had
“Pa,” exclaimed young Mulkittle, the conversation. By mutual con­ and measuring seven feet was caught country too well, sir. But as you ing during a time when the supply of doubtless often seen a woman trying
sent,
everyone
should
bring
only
the
in the lake at Oswego, N. Y., a few
‘who was it that didn’t havo any
best that is in him to the table. There days since. A chain had to be fast know, it is born and bred in all South farm lalior lias been growing more to throw a stono at a hen.
hair?”
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more abundant through the im­ Spring has come. Maple syrup has
should be the greatest care taken in ened around its body to lift it from ern women. I didn’t get a divorce, and
“I don't understand you, son.”
because I knew if I did and she ever i mense immigration from Europe. scum also.
the family circle to talk of only the water.
“Who was it that didn’t have any agreeable topics at meals.
lived to get back to Baltimore 1 would Notwithstanding the vast increase in
We don’t know how all partner­
In the contest for the Democratic
Jair, and the boys and girls laughed
'The mutual forbearance which nomination for Governor of Kextueky have to move out to the Far West im- i numbers of our working population, ships are built, but it’s good stout
•t and was eat up by bears?”
mediately
upon
her
arrival.
She
i
it
is
probably
more
difficult
now
to
prompts the neat dress, the respectful
binding which makes a book firm.
“It was Elijah, my son,” said old bearing, the delicate habit of eating, j the number of delegates pledged to died, sir. from exposure during the secure
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really good help at 125 a j
inn Molack, replying with a promp- the attention to table etiquette, should Jones has been increased to 199. Pennsylvania campaign of General month
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than it was to hire efficient It is a pity that a few religious
ude which clearly speaks of pleas- also make the mind put on its best Knott now has 180, Buckner 125, Lee. There, sir. is an autograph let­ labor thirty years ago at half that swear words, of a more emphatio
Owsley 68, Jacob 74.
re in imparting knowledge.
ter from the old General himself com sum.
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The price of farm products1 nature than now exist, could not be
dress, and the effort of any one al a
“He didn’t have any hair, did he?” meal should be to make himself as
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somewhat increased since then, I invented.
Prof. Donald MacLean, of the mending her bravery and devotion to has
“No, he was bald.”
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not in like proportion the ad j Twenty years ago many a prattling
Medical State University, who ob- the Southern cause. I am proud of but
agreeable as possible.
“Hush, sod ,” said Mulkittle. “You
No one should show any haste in tained a heavy verdict for libel that wife, even if she was ugly and ' vance in wages. A great many farm ■ child told an unconscious truth when
nould not talk so much,” and the beeing helped, any displeasure at be against the Detroit News, has been stubborn! Indeed I am, sir.”
< ers, especially those who remember he assured his mother that he “would
sverend gentleman leaned back as ing left until the last It is always appointed; Surgeon in Chief of the
The succeeding wives, like the acts the
I old times, say that high wages lai dude.”
lough he had conveyed tho impres- proper at an informal meal to ask Michigan Central Railroad.
in a two and a half hour society play, have
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taken tho profit out of farming, An experienced drummer will in­
°n to his honored senior that his for a second cut, to say that rare or
according to the old gentleman, fol- and
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that it is no longer possible to form anxious friends that it’s one
>n was not wont to assume the role underdone beef is more to your taste A Naval Court-martial has been lowed each other and disappeared on i succeed. If this were true in any j thing to strike a town, and quite
ordered to meet in New York for the the stage of domestic happiness in large
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I the cross-examiner, and that it than the more cooked portions.
section of the country it might another to have the town strike you.
trial of Commander Frederick R.
as only the presence of a great man
But one never asks twice for soup Smith, charged with scandalous con rapid succession. None of them ever be considered a national calamity.
lived long after they had uttered at Agriculture
.
bo could inspire such interest
is the basis of national I An exchange asks: “What’s in a
or fish; one is rarely helped twice at
Let the fellow make inquiry,” said dessert. These dishes, also salad, are duct in making duplicate assign­ the altar the most important and sig- prosperity,
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and if this be necessarily name?” Well, ask your bank direct­
ments of his pay.
—lolack. "He will be an ornament to
niticant words spoken during all their a i failure, it involves widespread ruin ors to discount your note, and you
for ■>* pulpit some day. After awhile supposed to admit of but one helping.
i every direction. We do not be ' will find out.
Near Paris, Ky., two brothers life. “I began.” exclaimed the old in
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Uhi ■rkansaw may feel proud of him.”
gentleman, "at this time of my life to lieve
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that it is necessarily or even I lines more the gardener turns the soil
named
Reeves,
farmers,
quarreled
m
The editors of Stockton, Cal., are about the proper depth to plant corn. consider myself mighty unlucky. No generally
And aoweth germa of fodder,
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true that the wages are too
I ir ■ And the boys and girls laughed,
1 Ince more he eyes the hiwn, and 'come*
having it on the gambling question. The lie passed, when one shot the sooner would I have a wedding than high.
el ■dn’tthey?”
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It
is
true
the
present
high
A wiser man and «odder.
nt
Tho Mail says of the editor of its other in the left breast near the it would kind of creep into my henrt, i cost of labor, to bo profitable to the Once
« ■ ies,
more he gathers np tho track
replied Molack, "they contemporary
’: “A man who would heart. The wound is supposed to be much against my will, that I would employer,
T hat trimmed his last veer’s Inbor,
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requires improved methods,
■uglied because the good man didn't whip saw an’ace and attempt to call
And
in
tho night he chucks it o'er
have to begin preparations for a of
< farming, the best labor-saving im
any hair, and ho called two she the turn by putting (as we have of­ fatal.
The fencaway of his neighbor.
ploments,
and
the
most
thorough
cul
funeral.
It
seemed
hard,
awful
hard.
]
^■ars out of the woods, and they ate ten
A boiler explosion at Gueyer’s saw
seen him) four dollars (bis week’c
An old editor complains that type
1
in its connection. The laborer
children.”
mill, near Napanee, Ind., killed Wal­ Bride in my house one month, corpse ture
setters,
as a rule, are a drinking class.
salary)
on
a
card
that
was
as
dead
in
my
bouse
the
next
month.
”
i
is
worthy
of
his
hire.
If
the
work
■ She bears can eat naore than he as Thompson’s colt, is hardly lace Brundage and A. Reckert. and
This sad state of affairs appears to man
i
be intelligent and faithful, it is It is not to bo wondered at, as they
■ata can't they?”
fatally
injured
three
brothers,
John.
the person to discuss this great ques­
I have constantly and persistently con i right to demand that his employer sot em up no often.
■ 1 'lon’t know.”
tion intelligently.” To this unkind Joe and L vi Guyer, and Henry- tinned until the thirteenth blushing pay
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him according to what the best
Fresh strawberries have made their
"‘by didn't he call he boars, then' cut the Herald says: “A man who Knisley. Damage to mill. §2,000.
bride of this moral hero was trans use
i
of the land tilled will afford. If appearance in our markets. They
i ',)Pars badder than ho bears’" would let his money (borrowed from
At
the
ferry
landing
in
Bossier
H
ferred from this vale of activity to the
i employe perform well bis part, it como high and so does the bottom
9 ■ tdon t know, mv little man.”
us) lie on the jack until said jack has parish, opposite New Orleans, D. C. | the great futnre. “When I r> arried is
i not his fault, nor should he suffer of each box. which is a little nearer
■?tJn
everybody
who
ain't
got
any
passed
to
the
silent
majority,
and
a
Hutchinson shot and killed a young number thirteen, or, rather, I should 1 tho penalty, if his employer is negli the top than last year's style.
V*
rcall up the bears’”
drunken cheek-guerrilla appropri man named Lyon. The latter be­ say, my thirteenth wife.” quietly and genl
;
or incompetent. The wages of
R’ ■No~that is, I don't think so.”
We often hear the expression that
ates the swag, vvnile the player, with fore dying took a shotgun and fired firmly remarked the old gontleman, the
( liestfarrn help are ganged by the
g ^■"An 1 if yOll dijn't have any hair
his eye on anither man's bet, fondly at Hutchinson, wounding him in the “I said to myself, ‘JohD, this is the i ability of the most successful farmers “the fire has gone out” And it is
B« ■‘ I waster iaturh at von. would von supposes he was coppering the queen,
thigh.
last time you will ever st:* d in this to
I pay. Those cultivators who are said that in some of our large places
■J for a she bear?”
enters this important argument con
The body of Maggie, daughter of kind of company at this aind of an l»ss
I
successful must content them you can actually see the tire escape.
■* *y little fellow, you are getting siderably handicapped.”
i ■fond me?”
Wm. Hayden, of Owego, who mys- altar.* I made up my mind decided- < selves with poorer assistants or none
“What a bore Jenkins is!” ex­
Mt ■“Breakfast is ready!” said Mrs.
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teriously|disappeared April 19th, was ly at that time, sir. Yon see, I had , at
i all. This is a law of jmlitical claimed Connery, "just met liim, and
i
seemingly harsh in some hojtalkod about thnt confounded horse
At this season of ths year the hotel found in the SnsqnehaDna River at lost so many wivee in quick succes- economy,
■ \t'1|'ll‘/ RQ|'
Mulkittle, turning
i
Bartow. She suicided on account of sion that I began to get afraid of my- cases,
<
but, like the laws of nature, of his fo r half an hour, and I couldn't
clerk
of
the
city
arranges
to
hire
a
b.
asked
him
to
pray.
The
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really beneficent for all the get a word in edgeways about my
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kneeled down and Mr Molack diamond pin and paralyze the peo­ melancholy caused by her mother's self. And then, to tell yon the truth. generally
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| sir, I am a great home body, as you • end.
i death.
I new dog.”
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ple at wateung places.
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