WIT AMD
An exchange says that th* U,
I
____ HUMOR.
A ROMANTIC WEDDING.
a man with a pencil behind his
‘■And that, too, after the lecture | the “three" the sleeper in the lied
A
dream
ot
fair
women
—
Rich
men.
the Doctor gave him last year!” ex ■ stirred. He woke up. Two swift, A Sensational Matrimonial Event at New
pair of shears in his right hand
Many wealthy Celestials live on tea | his pockets fillet I with gold, ha?k
Haven* Conn.
sharp cries escaped him. He struck
claimed Black.
excavated at Pompeii. 0*7
"And, you see, the Doctor isn’t ! out to seize the nearest ghost.
grounds
S n YDKK A W asbek , -
-
rBOPBIETOHS.
About two weeks ago a fascinating Isu’t the American hog getting to j possible that country editors ’
“Down with your water!” exclaimed
likely to hear anything about it for a
widow, apparently alxiut 30 years of
in those luxurious days’
good while,” pursued Sands, “for no Sands. "Quick!” Kun for it!”
be a kind of a bore?
M c M innville ,
-
O regon
-
' .
The dash of the water over the bed age. arrived in New Haven and went
body's going to tell him. So I
The
dyeing
gladiator-
the
pugilist
l>r. J. <’. Slx.txw.xxl, in MXVU.L, ,
and the rush of the four boys to the to the Tontine Hotel, where »he was . coloring his moustache.
thought—”
says: • I highly recommend Brow?’
"That we ought Io do something, door, head over heels, succeeded. registered as Mrs. Col. Reid, of New
THE DUDE AND THE DUDELET.
A man need not be a skilled marks Bitters for dyspepsia, rheumatism
and put a stop to it ourselves?” in ! The door had latched. Sands caught York. After remaining there a day
eral debility.’
A Dudeaud Dudelet on the beach,
quired Traft, quickly. “Good boy, the handle. It came off. Traft fell or two she went to the Selden House, i man in order to "shoot his winter
Upon the beach bo Handy.
atop of him, Burnett crashed on Traft. 1 remaining there till yesterday, when j hat.
You can't get happinoM out of Wn
The Dude, he wooed; the Dudelet cooed, Sandsey. Long may you wave!”
The coal dealer should always i any more than you can get wool by
And nibbled Millard’s candy.
"But how shall we manage it?” ana Black plunged against Burnett, she returned to New lork a bride.
hydraulic
ram.
J 881
She
was
a
tine
appearing
lady
of
the
Lanky Dude and Dudelet dear,
throw his weight in favor of the poor
“What’s the plan!” exclaimed Sand's upsetting all the quartette and a
Lanky Duuy dandy.
towel rack.
Before they could brunette type, pretty figure anil very widow.
three friends, in lower voices.
FITS. FIT8, FIT8,
He always knew the proper thing
“Haven’t I been planning it half scramble to their feet, a voice, stern graceful. She always dressed with
“Charge, Chester!” shouted the I HueeesHfully treated by World’» bi
Association, Address
In ties, cigars and brandy,
the afternoon? Belfort not only talks in spite of suggestions of choking great taste aud she showed herself to j druggist as he sold a lung pad on j Medical
for pamphlet, Buffalo, N. Y. ’
*
And wore hie trousers very tight,
about his rubbishy old ghosts, but he caused by so many mugfuls of water, be a lady of refinement and culture. credit.
*■
♦
Which made his legs look bandy.
Mrs.
lteid
seemed
to
have
no
ac
rang
out
to
completely
shipwreck
believes
in
them
too
—
don
t
he?
”
Lacky Dude and Dudelet dear,
El Mahdi, the False Prophet, has I An editor, only married a w«),
j qnaintance in the city, but in conver-
Lanky Dudy dandy.
“Of course he does, the precious their little presence of mind:
of! printed a fierce article agrinsti
been
defeated He is the \\ iggins of
!
nation
with
boarders
in
the
hotel
said
"Young- young gentlemen, what
idiot!” answered Traft, with a very
The Dudelet was a perfect form,
ism,”
Egypt
.......................
I
she
was
the
widow
of
Col.
Reid,
a
wry face, having just bitten into a does this outrageous—outrageous!
Her slender waist so handy -
A
blush
is
modesty
’
s
headlight
;
but
’
brother
of
Whitelaw
Reid,
editor
o(
She «aid she'd be his little hand,
very wormy chestnut.
. mean?”
Don’t wear dingy or faded thin«,
He said he’d be her Andy.
“Very well, then. He sleeps alone
"Sands heard Black exclaim, in all 1 the New York Tribum1. She also said a good many trains are run without | the ten-cent Diamond Dye will
Lanky Dude and Dudelet dear,
good as new. They are jierfect.
in the corner room of the third floor anguish, “Gracious boys, its the Doc- that she was engaged to be married, headlights.
Lanky Dudy dandy.
I and almost daily she was in receipt of The Para rubber corner, according
—Shafer’s old room—and there isn’t i tor!”
J. D. Zehring, U oim > rub , p.
And so they were in wedlock bound
letters and telegrams from her atli- I to a dispatch is "dead.’’ Let it be “ 1 Rev.
any master, and only two other fel
And the Doctor it certainly was.
With graceful toasts post-praudi-
was paralyzed in my right side, Tk
[
anced.
The
gentleman
telegraphed
lows,
on
that
floor.
We
’
ll
just
fix
Forbidding
them
to
stir
—
they
giver
a
stretcher.
I <»f Brown’s Iron Bitters enabled n\e
Al. She is still a Dudelet dear,
Correct, exclusive, and he
ourselves up to night—you, Traft, could not very conveniently—Dr. that he would come for her and she “That's what beats me,” soldo- i j without cane or crutch.”
Remains a lanky Dude, I fear,
was at the depot to meet him. On quized the small boy, as he gazed at
Burnett,
Black
and
myself
—
as
near
Portress
threw
his
red
dressing-gown
If disease has entered the system, ti»
A lanky Dudy dandy.
to what ghosts ought to look like, if about his wet and shivering self and reaching the hotel, lie registered as | bis ma's slipper.
—[Lampoon.
way to drive it out is to purify and euriri
John
51.
Quackenboo,
of
Brooklyn,
N.
there happened to be any, as we can. lit the gas. The sight of the dis
The keeper of a boarding house is blood. To this end, as is acknowledged
Somebody must get leave to run guised four, huddled together across Y. The day before, Mrs. Reid, ac- never too beforehand about intro medical men, nothing is better adapted
A DECIDED MISTAKE.
iron. The fault hitherto has l>een th
down to the village for four white the room, in the corner, their extra I cotnpanied by a mutual friend, visited
could not be so prepared as to lie abwi
There is one part to Sands Moffat’s masks before night. After the last ordinary costumes, bare feet, mugs, j the Register’s office and procured a ducing strawberries.
harmless to the teeth. This difficult»
Dealers in antiquities will pay a been
life to which, like many another l»oy, bell for lights out, you fellows must and masks, beside their utter bewil marriage license. The records there
overcome by the Brown <'hemicall
he can never look back without say slip around to Traft's and my room derment, nearly took away the little show that the griom is 65 years of big price for the last straw which pany of Baltimore, Md., who oft,
Brown
’s Iron Bitters as a faultless iron]
age. retired from business and a resi broke the camel’s back.
ing to himself, "Don’t 1 wish I could Late enough—say about 12 o'clock— breath the Doctor had left.
ration, positive cure for dyspepsia, J
just go over it again!” By "it” Sands when the Doctor and everybody is
“Take off those masks, young gen dent of Brooklyn. The contemplated Gold thistles are now being used tion,
kidney troubles, etc.
means his six years at Dr. Portress’s asleep, we’ll come out, creep upstairs, tiemen,” he said, quickly.
wedding would be his third. The f or bonnet trimmings. Thistle make
school in Mount Sparta.
and go into Belfort's room.”
The League obeyed as speedily as bride gave her name as Mary Evaline ! new bonnets more expensive than Printers who are about to pureha,
Sands and his friends there r wore,
"Suppose he wakes?” interrupted cold and fright permitted. By this j Reid, widow, 32 years of age, resi ever.
type, or printing material of any kind, i
in fact, a very jolly little crowd. The Black.
time several of the other students of dence West Haven, maiden name
Red Cloud has discovered a geld send for the new specimen book andt
tall brick school building, standing
"Let him. He'll have to wake a the school, and both the under-mas Brown, birth place Bangor, Me. The mine on his Reservation. He is one duced price list just issued by Messrs. J
on a height a quarter of a mile out of minute later, when we all stand ters, had hurriedly left their rooms, greeting at the hotel between the of the few clouds which have a gold & Rey, the go-ahead type founders aud
mak'-rs of Sail Francisco and PortW
the village, was sunny and roomy and round his bed! Then I’ll give him a mounted the stairs, und knocked at couple was a most affectionate one, en lining.
This film has forged so far abend«f!
rambling. Its big garden was a shake. He's an awful coward, and the door No response coming at and after the marriage license had
competitors that now it is the most com
Tlu
‘
Cal
is
the
name
of
a
new
daily
complete happy hunting ground to he'll be so frightened at seeing our once, some one of them pushed it been carefully inspected, they took a
printers’ supply depot in the country
the boys, to say nothing of the four white figures about him that he open. They stood there staring at the carriage and drove to the residence paper at Hope, Ark. The subscribers Palmer & Rev’s stock is not only very|
and
complete, but their type and
will
object
to
having
it
thrown
on
school play-ground, the gymnasium, won’t know what he’s about. If he extraordinary scene within.
of Rev. Mr. Houghton, L'niversalist,
of a high grade. Their type is iconderfa
and the bowling-alley, all fitted up in tries to make any noise, we must
“Come in—come in, gentlemen.” who made the twain one. After tak- the front stoop.
perfect justification aud beauty off
the newest style.
catch hold of him and stop him in a said Dr. P irtress, grimly. "The i ing dinner at the Selden House they Jeerns savs his boarding-house is The new Price List, just issued by Pali
There was always enough whoop hurry. After we’ve frightened him more the merrier, under the circum ' departed for New York. The groom too slow. He told the old lady yes Key, is a regular boon to the trade, i
save at least 15 percent, by buyia
ing and general racket from them to enough we’ll pull off our masks, show stances.”
is said to be immensely wealthy, be terday that hereafter he’d like to can
this house. The job fonts shown in P?
convince people passing I hat hard him who we are, and make him
Blit, bewildered or grim. Dr. Port longing to one of the Knickerbocker dynamite earlier.
Key’s Specimen Book are the chew
play uh well as hard study must he promise never to tell one single ghost ress had a keen sense of fun. He had I families, and resides at 41 Bedford
It is wrong to poach chickens, but have ever seen, and we don’t see I k
the fashion of the school. Regularly story more in this school, or we'll let understood in a moment that by mis ! avenue. The family moves in the perfectly proper to poach eggs. So other Type Founderies of San Franeii
at all to any printer who gets®
once a week stout old Dr.’Portress out to the other fellows how scared he take he had been made the object of ' best circles of New York society. Ac- you see there is a difference ’twixt sell
specimen book and price list of Messrs. 1
was obliged to say to some anxious was. They won’t ever let him hear some very improper school-boy prank, : cording to her story, it was not in tweedledum and tweedledee.
& Rey. The Printers of Oregon and
father, “Why, my dear sir, if the the last of it if we do. What do you originally planned without the least tended they should be married till
Territory are now not depend«
We are told that the fool and his ington
Francisco tor supplies, as Messrs.:
youngsters’ll only get their Latin think of it?”
reference to himself, much less to fa'l. but at the request oj the groom’s money were soon parted, but the fool San
&
Rey
have just opened a branch wai
verbs as they do now, and the answers
“Capital!" “Fine idea!” “Best permitting him to be an actor in it. mother, who is a nonogenarian, and
87 Front street, Portland. They i
to their problems, they can’t make lark out!” came the expected chorus. As he looked at the shivering league, ver;,- feeble, the ceremony took place must have had money to be parted at
stock there a complete assortmentot
too much noise for me.” It seemed Black, careful soul, stopped it.
Presses ami Material, and have shut i
who hung their heads speechless, be ealier, in accordance with her desire. from Score one for the fool,
The newest and finest bridge in competitors by selling in Portland i
as if they tried to.
“Look here, Moffat,” he objected, fore him—as be glanced at the The story that it was a runaway
Sands himself, Fred Traft, Hugh “your notions are all very well. But alarmed faces of the incomers, his match, which was opposed by the Pittsburgh is receiving a coat of sky- Francisco rates. The printer who fin
need of a Patent outside, cannot do
Black and Chess Burnett made up suppose that when Belfort starts up mouth began to twitch before he had family of Mr. Quackboo, was de blue paint. A bridge, to be solid, of than
write to the S an F rancisco N kwi
what they called The League, “Of he is either too clever to be tricked, or asked or given a word more of ex nied by those with whom the bride course ought to be azure thing.
U nion , Palmer & Rey proprietors, the
fensive and Defensive.” Their hands too frightened to do anything except planation. He bit his lips, sneezed conversed over her matrimonial vent “You can’t move Brown, he is so turned out by these gentlemen are rape
were never known to be against any | give three or four of the worst tremendously, and finally, after a ure, and it was hinted that, among wedded to his own opinions.” any thing got up in the United States,
don’t believe it. send for sample sheet,
one. nor any one’s hands against screeches you ever heard. He’ll single desperate attempt to preserve other costly gifts, she was to receive "Opinion, not opinions. You can’t convinced.
Messrs. Palmer & Rey’ai
them. But what of that? it w..s a bring the whole house up. Doctor bis dignity, he burst into a peal of an elegant bi own stone front from convict Brown of bigamy on that is 405 and 407 Sansome street, San Frai
league all the same. Yet stop; when j and all. before we can get off ”
and 87 Front street Portland, Or.
laughter, loud, long and hearty. It her future mother-in-law. It is con lay.”
I say never, I mean—hardly ever.
-------------- ► SMFS--------- ——
“Well,” admitted Sauds, "of course | was irresistible. One by one all the sidered a very romantic wedding
When a man arrives home at 2
And the singular exception chanced I in that case we’ll have to cut away surrounding group chimed in, even here.—[New Haven Register.
ar.d furniture 20 per cent (
o’clock in the morning, and his wife at Carpets
H. Schellhaas’. 11th St.. Oakland.
thus:
| like good fellows—down the back the sadly frightened League.
slams
her
foot
down
without
saying
One late Autumn afternoon Traft, stairs and into our rooms. You two
THE INVENTOR OF MATCHES.
"Go to your room, young gentle
a word, it may be regarded as a
Black ami Burnett luql gone chest can get out of my window into yours men,” the Doctor said, in another
“Did I ever tell you what Charles storm signal.
nutting, leaving Sands to entertain over the piazza roof. But we will get [ moment, recovering himself. "I shall
“Why are politicians always talk
himself. Truth to tell, Samis had square with him all the same, for not inquire into this remarkable af | Sumner once said to me about the
baen invited to stay in after school spoiling the thing. Let each fellow fair to-night. Moffat, Traft. Black manufactor of matches?” queried ing about the party platform, my
High chairs at low prices at H. Shell
hours to become better acquainted take his wash stand mug along with , and Burnett, come to the study to j Lucius C. Allih, the veteran foreman dear?” queried Mrs. Rattler of her 11th St., Oakland.
’
of
the
Springfield
Armory.
"It
was
husband.
“
Looking
for
the
‘
deals,
’
with his United States History lesson. him full of water. If he yells down morrow morning before breakfast.”
when I 1 my love,” rejoind Rattler.
When he came out he found the ' with the water on top of him before
The two masters escorted the mem I about fifty years ago now, wnen
THE BAD AND WORTHLESS
A young Nebraska farmer refused are never imitated, or counterfeited. 1
other three hail sorrowfully deserted you run. That’ll be one comfort to | bers of the League to their own was in doubt whether it would pay to
go
into
the
business,
and
asked
Mr.
him. Sands got his Life of Paul think about afterward.”
to
marry
his
betrothed
because
she
especially
true of a family medicine, ui
rooms like so many convicts. Not a |
Jones, and sat down under one of the
This last idea clinched the business. I word could they say to each other | j Sumner what he thought about it. used powder. He evidently thought positive proof that the remedy imitattd
the
highest
value, As soon as it had
big willows. Five or six small boys The League separated. Hugh was as they descended the stairs, nor did He tftrneil around quick as a flash it unsafe to Lave a match where tested and proved
by the whole World
belonging to the school were loting given leave by the unsuspecting Mr. the masters ask them questions. ! and said, ‘Mr. Allin, how many pins there was so much powder.
Hop Bitters was the purest, best and i
ing around the other end of the Camp to "run down street before tea; Nevertheless, just before Sands left I do you suppose are made in a year’’
valuable family medicine on earth, i
A lady friend won’t allow ifie sales imitations
I thought there must be a good many woman
sprang up and began to steal
bench. Presently Sands became just time to do it, sir.”
Black's side he contrived to mutter | millions.
to try on her gloves for her, notices in which
the press and the peaa
‘
And
how
many
times.
’
he
aware that one of these wits Idling
He strode up the flagged walk in I to him, "We’ll make a clean breast of
not
because
it
is
hard
work
for
the
country had expressed the merits of!
continued, ‘is a pin used?’ ‘Perhaps saleswoman, but because our lady the
to the rest a story much more won twenty minutes with a package, and it all to-morrow."
and in every way trying to induce sul
ilerftil than anything in his book. with winks full of mystery to
And Black answered; "Yes; and twenty on an average. I replied. friend will have nothing to do with invalids to use their stuff instead, exp
to make money on the credit and good i
There seemed to be enough in it I ! Burnett and Traft, “sought, the se who knows lie’ll let us off pretty easy ‘Then, at least twenty times as many counter fits.
of H. B. Many others started nostrums
matches will be needed as pins,’ he
about what the story teller called clusion” which Traft and Moffat’s —after that laugh.”
up
in similar style to 1(. B., with varied
“
I
’
m
so
bothered,
”
said
a
husband
“ghosts and hobgoblins anil witches" ! room granted, the others accompany
Dr. Portress did. He had been a j concluded, ‘and of course it will pay.’ to his wife, "that I’m clear out of vised names in which the word “Hof
Now,
did
even
Charles
Sumner
ever
to stock all th<> foolish old nurses in ing him.
“
Hops
” were used in a way to induce r
boarding-school boy himself 25 years size up anything neater than that? my head.” “Well, I’m glad to hear
to believe they were the same as Hop#
the land. The little boys stood list
Tea followed. After it Traft no before.
it,
”
she
answered,
"for
maybe
your
All such pretended remedies or cun
ening. excite 1 faces. Sauds dropped | I ticed a dozen of the younger boys in
The next morning the four culprits II made matches several years, and
matter what their style or name is, and
Paul Jones, and marched up to the | the prayer hall hanging around Bel met in the study, and, as Sands* had not only that, but I invented them' head will be of some service, if you ! eially
those with the word “Hop” or “I
are
out
of
it.
”
1
It
was
away
back
in
the
30s,
when
I
stoiw teller.
fort -a tall, bulking fellow of 15— I j said, made a clean breast of it. The
in their name or in any way connected
was
a
boy.
I
was
always
fooling
them
or
their name, are imitations orca
“I say. Brown Junior,” ho ex who was plainly reeling off one of the | Doctor read them a lecture, sound
A GOOD FRIEND TO THE CHINESE.
Beware of them. Touch none of
claimed, "where did you read all longest and silliest ghost stories. and earnest as to taking law into I with ingredients, brimstone ami the S an F rancisco —Consul A. F. Bee of the feits.
se nothing but genuine Hop Bitters. 1
that precious stuff, eh? Vou ought They sat listening with a fearful joy. their own hands for the benefit of: like, till finally I struck an idea. Then Chinese Consulate Officer expresses himself I bunch
orcluster of green hops on the i
to bo ashamed of yourself for re
"Ho won't be trying that after to- Belfort or the smaller boys, or upon I went to work and made a few clearly in siying that he. as well as his family label. Trust nothing else. Druggist«
have
suffered
severely
from
rheumatism
and
membering it.”
| night,” Black said to Traft as they | I any other occasion whatever. He matches, rather crude of course, and neuralgia, and that medicines were used in dealers are warned against dealing in i
tions or counterfeits
Brown Junior blushed. “I didn’t walked out.
: was entirely equal to attending to showed them to a few friends; but vain. At last St. Jacob's Oil was tried, which
they
didn
’
t
think
it
would
amount
tc
read it at all,” ho answered after
effected
immediate
cures
in
every
case.
The
Traft laughed. The evening study j such matters. He likewise gave them
some hesitation. “Belfort told it to hour in the school room was finished a merited number of pages in their 1 ‘‘".Ghing, ami I didn t either at first, ( onsul regards the ()il as the greatest pain
some of us last night.”
!“I.n<1<?1 th,U? aboUV11,1,11W4’ curing remedy in existence.
somehow. Sands and the other mem Latin grammars and dictionaries to \
“Told it to some of you last night, bars of the League scarcely dared to , "write out;" and very lucky were!1
lt?va8’ whpn a friend per- The thief, when he was led to the station by
did he?" repeated Sands, angrily. lift their eyes to Dr. Portress's grave, they to escape so lightly. As they I «n->ded me to apply for a patent. It two bu.lv policeman, remarked that he was
"So Belfort is at his old tricks, put good humored face as he read prayers quitted the study rather shamefaced ! w“’“l»ue a trq. to Washington in strenuously opposed to compulsory pilotage.
ting ridiculous nonsense into tin* distributed tin* evening mail, ami an ly, Samis looked up, and gathered ; tboS‘l’!
“ f**W Weoks 4
SNAKES AS LIFE DESTROYERS*
heads of you felloWB on the sly? I swered forty three "Good night i-irs,” courage enough to say, "Dr. Portress , "oF,**l**‘t a Chicopee man bail filed
he loss of life in India due to the ravages
thought the Doctor gave him a as the boys tlleil out the custom of if you pleas. , sir. would vou min(i » s™ilar applmaCon a short time be of I venomous
snakes is almost incredible Yet
sound warning on thnt subject last the school. An hour later each boy telling us how you came to‘be in Bel !
Consumption, which is as wily and fatal as the
Juine,
4twas ,
term.”
deadliest
Indian
reptile, is winding its coils
fort's
room
last
night
instead
of
Bel
'
•
iat
.
4
c
’
.
’
n
4
was supposed to be ready for boil.
inK f°r but, but 1 didn t think then arouml thousands of people while the victims
"Yes, ‘ur.” spoke another little fel The bell rang; a master walked past i fort ?”
are unconscious of its presence. l)r. R. V.
low in the group. "But he keeps on i each door to be sure that hail lights
The Doctor laughed softly to him ^at it would pay, and so I made an ierces “Golden Medical Discovery” must be
telling us the stories, after tea, in the were out. Quiet settled down self, and replied: "Why, vou see, the
"‘‘b the Chicopee man used t.. Cleans the bhwxl of the scrofulous im-
prayer hall, every evening. On Tues throughout the big school building. plastering in my bedroom down J’X
( t was .to otter no opposition purities, tor tubercular consumption is only a
Ot scJofulous <lisea.se. “ Golden Medical
day Tommy Gautier was afraid to
Hardly had the master's step died stairs became dangerously loose, ves | to hi# getting the patent, but could form
I nseovery ,« a sovereign remedy for all forms
go up stairs alone."
•way when Sands Moffat's door opened terday right over my bed. 1 foigot h«\°tho privilege of manufacturing of scrofulous disease, such as tumors, white
"I wasn’t anything of the sort." softly. Two white figures entered. about it until just before the‘lights ™“tches on mj own hook. He got "»•■limp., fever sores, scrofulous sore eyes, as FOR F»AlN
CURES.
said Tommy, indignantly.
“I White masked, and draped in the out’bell had rung Then to save Mrs the pateat and I went into the busi- aell as for other bl.xxl and »kin diseases. By
Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciau
only ”
sheets of the beds, four noiseless Portreas trouble, I stepped upstairs. nes?;. 4 lia‘l ‘lui,t* «» establishment
Lumbago. Backache. Headache. Toothache.
"Well. never mind,” continued figures, each covered with a white and remembering that EelfoA slept l’n «Inat street, hiring about
D ip 1 it g f ra11Ir'.!a’1»- “
remarked that More Th root. Mwelliu««. Mprnin«. Br«U
Kama. Mcalda. Frost Kites.
Sands.
II? 1
h,,ll‘ of three «»>■«<!», viz;
“Afraid or not afraid, turban, slipped out of the same door aldhe, I made up my mind to askhim
“^tly 8ir*s’ and kept al
AM) ALL OTIIKK BODILY PAIRS ASD A1B»
Broiul gauge, narrow gauge and mortgage.
Sold by Druggists and Dealers everv where. Fifty Cea«»*
Belfort has got to stop fright- a couple of hours later. Each car to room with Eggert, and took his ' J,‘‘.tbe t,mM oi the great panic. The
Directions in 11 Languages.
ening you little fellows.
fel
Just re ried something carefully in his hand. place myself the most convenient I <• h>col>w man was a drunken ped- al^'2?t!iity'*i gT‘ hope ,or ‘^'future ia‘
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member that whatever he says isn’t All was still. The air was chilly, aud wav I should think of. so late. If I dler‘ B1“‘ h"
to, Byston on a alom to lx, realized in improved condition, of (Successors to A. VOGELER A CO.) Baltimore,
true—not one word of it. There the four figures might have been seen had had the least idea that a stir «P«» “‘1 gambled the patent away matrimony. What a profound obligation
the fact invo’ve ! Thoro who realize th? I
never was such a thing as a ghost. to shiver and shake with cold and ex prise party was in store for Belfort. to .luo,u b(i la?? mad,‘ then fortunes do«,
rv»ix>n»ii>ility can hardly do letter than take
No boy ever saw one. and never will, citement, as they glided one by one I would have kept mvself out of ?,nt of !t I »old matches all through adv.ee
from Mrs. I.vdis E. Pinkham w“«
•
either. Now run off, the whole pack up the stairs without a word or -•*
it at * any price. One thing
more: if -i I the country, but there was a good Twulhrf'‘lre,"e"” “r ‘he CUre "f *"
febrile medici*
of von; and not another story of Tad sound.
celebrated.
you prefer, and keep your secrets I deal of opposition to their manufac- ^nd f?,rrI«„,pKn
failed to wiri d
Belfort’s do yon let me catch you re “Steady, Black! Less noise, Bur i yourselves, no other person shall | ture. The papers said it was a bid
complaint, »t®
tailing, Brown Junior, or it’ll be un nett!” whispered Sands, as he drew know anything about last night's ad 'for incendiarism' and many shop- ' "u <a.n.?1'',aY" fine >" »n almanac the new
en duly m •!*
i
keepers
wouldn't
sell
them.
The
lucky for your ears."
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,
an
'
the
f
?
11
.
1
B
’
>
‘
that
valuable
tion agwinst ■<
venture. Belfort not excepted, let
near to the end of the hall.
'k
never
contains
a
honeymoon.
|
r
Hundred«
,
railroad
had
got
as
far
as
Worcester
The little boys ran off, and began
“Hope you haven't spilled any them ask as many questions as they
L ci ans hare
!
then,
but
they
wouldn't
carry
match
hunting about the foot ball. Sands I water, it might track us if we haveRo wish. Of course the numbled League
= all the oflJciBB1
TAKEN OUT OF BED.
f Acs. and nj*
sat still, in a brown study. All at ruu for it," came Black’s low voice.
promised. Not one of the four lits es. and I had to hire men to drive
t»cribe this **
TO.rt.Me
once he laughed heartily. Then ho
“Never mind the water. Hurrah ever let out a word of the matter un- [ through to Boston. There were
chill» »»■!
! some other matches in the market
joined the foot ball players.
well aadyWg
for ghosts!" said the irrepressible I ’ til now.
nervous
«g
The chestnutters returned an hour Traft.
' that would crack like a pistol when
i-b’ií
Hortettef'”
I yon lit them, and when we put some
before tea time, well pleased with
“
I
think
it
perfectly
disgraceful!
”
the specific FJ
“Be still. Traft!" orderer! Sands. exclaimed Mrs. Fogg. “Flamlerson’s in a box and set them afire it soun.led ■y, AMAXI>AK.ENNtet.^^U|-
For sal«
their full bags. Samis lieckoned
gists and
erally.
Traft, Black ami Burnett around the He reached Belfort's door, atn! noise wife has Iwn dead just six weeks, and like a small cannonade. But my TTie Pr
l«*ssly turned the knob. The other he’s going to be married next Sunday. matches were like what we have now
eof W.
ly beef
corner of the bowling alley directly three
trvimz ti
followed him within the room. Only think of it!” “I don't
It is re
he saw them. “Look here, von fel A broail
and
wr
strip of uiooulight fell across thing to make a. fuss about."
lows." he exclaimed: "Tad Belfort’s
tlie floor. There stood the Iwxl in the Fogg; "he couldn't very "
been nt his old tricks again; fright shallow.
The League took their married again before his
ening the second-form boys out of
around it their hearts “thump died. To be sure, he’s los
their wihs with what he calls ghost places
mg like pile drivers," as Burnett af of happiness, lint I don
stories.”
put it.
disgraceful alxiut that.
"Has he? The scamp!" exclaimed terward
“One tw >" counted Sands with
-• BEAU; ST
Burnett.
I his hand.
Alack! Ere he counted
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uwas?
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