A TRUE STORY.
FACT8 OF INTERE8T.
| claimed, “This is the place I dreamed THREE DOCTORS.
A MISPLACEDtPLASTER.
ARTEMUS WARD.
of!” They assured her that Bachel
The
Governor
of
New
Jersey
has
“
AVhat
’s the matter. Invalid?” in
Blymire had not been upon that road
the bill legalizing labor Hi« Interview With the Father of Kato quired Patience, alarmed, as she
Strange Results of a Remarkable Dream.
at all. “I know nothing about her,” The Condoned Mistake a Young Dcetor Made signed
strikes.
hurriedly awoke him.
at the Outset of His Practice.
Bateman, the Actress.
said she, “but the girl I saw in my
“A bull had me in the corner of the
The French National Library, the
A UREAMIK ON THE WITNESS
dream came along here; there is the
STAND.
path through which the man came, ■* DISCOURTEOUS AND UNPROFES largest in the world, and twice as A HEARTY LAUGH AT BATEMAN’S fence,” groaned he.
He was in great Buffering, and she
large as that of the British Museum,
SIONAL.
and beyond that turning you will find
EXPENSE.
opened the medicine chest got out
contains 2,078,000 volumes.
Among the Scotch-Irish settlers in the log on which he killed her.” They
materials for a mustard plaster, and
find the log, and on the ground
The other evening they were hav The 200 Irish girls who have left
Washington county, in 1813, was a ilid
In 1865, when Miss Kate Bateman a little spirit lamp to heat it with,
the stains of blood. The woman,
Ireland
for
New
Hampshire
probably
amily named Blymire, who occupied walking swiftly, led them to the old ing a jolly time over in Schneider’s do not know how poor matrimonial was playing an engagement iu Phila and went to the end of the car to
l comfortable farm and house. Ba- mill and to the board, under which back room, when Bill Matson came in chances are in that State. Go AVest delphia, there occurred a very amus prepare it
it hot and strong,” muttered
ihel, the daughter, was engaged to a laid the stained clothes and the and apologized for being late, saying young women, if you would fiud hus ing encounter between Charley he, “Make
with great restraint preventing
bands.
hatchet.
The
girl
’
s
body
was
found
rouug farmer in the neighborhood. afterward, buried near a creek close that his grandmother had got the
Brown (Artemus AA’ard) and “Pa” himself from crying out with the
Tho State Homeopathic Medical Bateman, as he was familiarly known, pain.
)n a Saturday evening in July, hav- by. Rachel’s lover had already been measles, and he had been after a doc Society
of Massachusetts has pe
His wife, with the plaster all ready,
ng finished her week’s work, she arrested on suspicion. It was hinted tor for her, at the same time winking titi< ned the Legislature to authorize the father of Kate.
came back softly, so as not to
lressed herself tidily and started to that he had grown tired of the girl, slyly ut Schneider.
Mr. Bateman was, as he certainly soon
the erection of a new Insane Asylum,
awaken anyone. The car was dark
“Sho! You don’t say so!”ejacu at a cost not exceeding $200,000, to had good reason to be, excessively ened, and all the sections looked
risit her married sister, who lived on and for many reasons had found her
hard to shake oil'. The woman rec
I farm about five miles distant, in ognized him in a crowd of other men, lated Blifkins, as he stirred up the be put under the care of homeopathic proud of the histrionic talent of his alike, and, for a moment she was
ending to return on Monday morn- and startled her companions still more sugar from the bottom of the glass physicians.
daughter, and it was upon the day confused, but a smothered Bnore,
That Louisville is in earnest in
ng. She tied up her Sunday gown by pointing out another young man, and crowded the lemon peel up undertaking the greatest exposition following one of her greatest tri which sounded like a groan, near at
hand, assured her. She quickly drew
,n.l hat in a checkered handkerchief from the West, as his companion in against its side. “You will have to ever held in this country, except the umphs that he first met Artemus aside the curtain and clapped the
her dream. The young man was tried be careful with tho old lady, Bill, national centennial exposition of AVard, that irrepressible jvag being
md carried her shoes and stockings iu
poultice “on the spot it would do the
the town of Washington, formur
n her other hand, intending to walk der. The woman dreamer was brought especially when she gets to teething. 1876, is evidenced by the fact that her introduced to him by Mr. Frank most good.” The invalid juBt then
own people have freely supplied all Drew, the actor, as plain “Mr. poked his head out, a little further
n her bare feet, and put them on into court, and an effort was actually AVhat doctor did you get?”
the means required, and no outside
down the aisle, and, in smothered
“Jones.”
Brown.”
rhen she came in sight of her desti made to put her on the witness stand;
assistance has been solicited.
tones, called, “Quick. Patience,
but
the
men
could
not
be
hung
on
the
“
And
you
are
the
father
of
the
“He’s a good one. I’ve known him
ation, after the canny Scotch fash
quick!”
The Southern exposition will be
evidence of a dream. Without it there
actress the world has ever
in. She left home about seven was not enough proof for conviction, ever since he commenced practicing. held at Louisville, Kentucky, begin greatest
She gave only one leap, like a shot
seen.
”
fclock, in order to have the cool of and the jury, unwillingly, we may be He got into trouble the first thing by ning August 1, 1883, and continuing
fuwn,
into his section, drew the cur
Mr. Batemau gave unmistakable tain, and
be evening for her walk. The road sure, allowed the prisoners to escape. saving a man’s life, but he don’t do so one hundred days. At the time of evidence
nearly swooned away.
of
hie
entire
belief
in
and
any
more.
”
5 the farm was lonely and unfre- It was held as positive proof of his
this writing over $252,000 have been proud consciousness of the fact.
“Great Scott! what’s the matter?”
“
Tell
us
about
it,
Blif!
”
uented. The girl did not return guilt that he immediately married the
subscribed by the people of Louis “Pardon me, sir,” said AVard, in a whispered he.
“You see, there was old Noxon, who ville, and is now being paid in, and
ome on Monday, but no alarm was sister of the other accused man and
She managed somehow to gasp out
full of emotion, as he seized what
used
to
have
a
row
witji
his
wife
about
sit; as tile family thought her sister removed to Ohio, then the wilderness
new subscriptions are being received voice
she had done, and, presto, the
Mr.
Bateman's
hand
in
a
vigorous
three
times
a
week.
He
got
cranky,
tould probably wish to detain her of the West.—[Lippincott’s Maga
daily.
invalid was cured; for be shook up
clasp,
“
will
you
permit
me,
sir,
to
and made up his mind to shuffle ofl",
>r a few days, and it was not until zine.
his whole interior organization so
The University of Michigan has shake hands with you again ?”
se he filled up with laudanum and
tie latter part of the W’eek that it was
hard in the effort to restrain a big
acquired
by
purchase
the
Shake
Mr.
Bateman
was
much
affected
by
went to bed. AVhen the old lady
>und she had not been at her sister’s,
guffaw, that he actually scared the
A ROYAL SCHOOL-MASTER.
found him he was colder’n a wedge. spearian library of Col. E. H. Thom this hearty endorsement.
'he country was scoured, but iu vain-
son, of Flint, in that State. It con “And now,” continued AVard, “if I pain away.
She
went
to
screaming,
and
as
fast
as
In
a
recent
lecture,
Mr.
Joseph
jie alarm spread and excited a de-
“That man, whoever he is, will be
tains every known edition of Shakes
be so bold as to offer a sugges boiling,
|ree of terror in the peaceable domes- Cook said that the Crown Prince of the neighbors came iu, sent them off peare’s works, besides histories, com might
piping hot pretty soon,” was
tion,
permit
me
to
say,
that
were
I
after
a
doctor.
Some
of
them
went
Germany, though not a Rationalist,
mentaries, biographies, and nearly the father of such a child, I—but that his sole comment
1 Ic community which would seem in;
in
one
direction,
and
some
in
another,
Aplicable to city people, to whom the is a man of most liberal views in
In about fifteen minutes the still
everything in the way of books and
not be. Permit me, I beg,” ness
lewspaper had brought a budget of theology. His wife, Queeu Victoria’s and it wasn’t long before the doctors pictures that has ever been published could
of that car was broken by a volley
impulsively,
and
clutching
wildly
at
rime every morning rince their daughter, was a pupil of the cele began to congregate.
of shrieks that raised the hair on the
upon
the
subject.
Col.
Thomson
had
Mr.
Bateman
’
s
arm,
“
permit
me
once
“Smith got there first and looked
of every one.
bildhood. To children raised in those brated Rationalist, Strauss, and her
refused $20,000 for the collection.
more to shake hands with the father head
bnely hamlets and hill farms, mur- opinions are hostile to the super the old man over. ‘Dead,’ says he,
The
whole atmosphere seemed to
The annual rental of pews at the of Kate Bateman.”
jer was a far off, unreal horror; usu- naturalism of Christianity. The fear and went away.
grow a lurid blue color with exple
Brooklyn Tabernacle took place the
This
ceremony
performed,
Ward
“
Then
Brown
came
in.
"Dead,
’
says
among
German
Christians
is
that,
tives.
lly all they knew of it was from the
other evening. Only the pews on the resumed:
loings of Cain and Abel, set off with when the present emperor dies, the he.
ground-floor
were
offered
for
sale;
“
I
was
about
to
say,
Mr.
Bateman,
"Jones
was
the
third
one
in,
and
he
A WAGGISH JUDGE.
■deous wood-cuts in the family new court will not be to favorable to
Christianity as the present one. But rammed a stomach-pump down the the gallery is reserved for strangers. that you are too modest in the intro A genial old gentleman relates the
Bible
The ground-floor pews number 350,
of your daughter to the pub
I The girl had left home on Satur- the following anecdote shows that the old man’s throat and pumped up the and have a seating capacity of 1500. duction
following reminiscences of his
lic notice—too modest by far.”
drug store. Then he reversed the ac
Crown
Prince
is
gifted
wtih
a
kind
By night at seven o’clock.
That heart, and so values the Bible as to tion of the pump and flooded the old The fixed rentals amount to $14,000.
A gesture of impatience from pere younger days, when residing at Fort
ight, long before ten o’clock (farm- distribute copies of it among children. man with water, and after sloshing The premiums amounted to $3250, was apparently unnoticed by Arte Gibson on the Mississippi river:
A great deal of litigation was going
rs going to bed with the chickens), a
A charming trait is related of the him around for awhile, same as if he making the total rentals $17,250. Mr. mus, who continued:
loman living in Greene county, German
“AVhile you probably have some on there about that time, and it was
was rinsing out a cider barrel, he Talmage was very much pleased with
Crown
Prince.
He
and
the
pout forty miles from the Blymire Crown Princess often visit the village pumped out the water, and then the result.
conception of the great gifts with not always an easy matter to obtain
Irm. awoke her husband in great ter- schools of Bornstedt and Eiche, near flooded him again. Noxon wasn’t in
Open-air restaurants make a fea which your daughter is happily pos a jury. Oue day I was summoned to
br. declaring she had just seen a
in that capacity, and repaired to
the habit of taking so much water in ture of all Mexican towns. In the sessed, you doubtless fear that a act
^burder done, and went on to describe Potsdam.
his’n, and pretty soon he began to larger cities they open at night un father’s pride may lead you to un court to get excused.
On
Wednesday
last,
he
unexpect
• place she had never seen before— edly made his appearance at the gasp and kick. Before morning J ones der the great “portales.” or covered warranted lengths. But believe me,
On my name being called, I in
a hilly country with a wagon road Bornstedt school, and entered the had him all right, and went away streets, which almost invariably sur sir, believe me,” (this with a voice formed His Honor, the judge, that I
r tunning through it, and a girl with a room occupied by the third class for feeling dead sure that there was but round the plazas; at any time from choked with emotion,) “there is no was not a freeholder, and therefore
■Bundle tied with a checkered hand- the purpose of seeing a ne w appointed one first-class doctor in the world. A sundown to the following sunrise step which you are not warranted in not qualified to serve.
“AVhere do you live?”
Hkerehief, her shoes and white stock master, of whose method of teaching few days afterward he presented his one may get thereat a very good taking to advertise the talent of so
I am stopping for the time being
ings in the other hand, and walking his Imperial Highness wished to bill.
meal of fried chicken, tortillas and great an artist. I, sir, would have at “ this
place.”
; " briskly down the grassy side of the judge in person.
“ ‘What’s this for?’ says old Noxon. coffee for a sum varying from 12.1 advertised her appearance here in
“
You
board at the hotel, I pre
*ad. She was met by a young man
every
paper
published
in
this
city.
”
“
‘
For
saving
your
life
the
other
cents to 15 cents; while a less ample
He then proceeded into the next
K^the woman judged from their inan- room
“But my dear sir,” interrupted Mr. sume?”
night,’ says Jones.
meal can be had for sums ranging
for
the
purpose
of
inspecting
“1 take my meals there, but I have
- ne r the meeting was by «appointment; |
“Well, I didn’t ask you to. I never from 3 cents upward. Mexicans, Bateman, “she has been advertised
first class, and hardly entered it
at another part of the town,
Ithey sat down on a log and talked for the
employed you, and I’ll not pay it. who must, live at an astonishingly in all of the papers here, every day rooms
when
a
messenger
arrived
with
a
where I lodge.”
tome time. The man at last rose, telegram summoning the master (Mr. You’d no business coming in here and small cost.
for six months.”
TBepped behind her, and, drawing a Mathias) to come to his mother, ^then jambing your old pump down my
“I would” continued AVard. en “So you keep bachelor's hall ?’’
France has already done much in
“Yes, sir.”
hatchet, struck her twice on the head. dying in a village near Spandau.
neck. Brown is my family physician the application of electricity to ag tirely oblivious of any interruption,
“How long have you lived in that
She fell back on the wet, rotten leaves,
“
have
had
the
town
billed
from
end
and
I
’
ll
not
pay
anybody
else,
’
says
The Crown Prince insisted that
riculture, and she is now being fol
manner?”
dead. Presently this young man was
to
end
with
great
posters,
with
Kate
Noxon.
master should instantly depart
lowed by Germany. The new mo
“About six months.”
mined by another, also young, who the
“So away went Jones to Brown’s tive power promises to be very valu Bateman’s name iqxjn them in letters
obedience to the last request of his
“I think you are qualified,” gravely
Mked. “Is it done?’’ He nodded, and in
office and tried to get him to induce able to the farmer. At an agricul a foot long.”
mother.
"But
how
can
I
leave
the
Bgi-tlier they lifted the body and Car- children?” objected the master
“But. good heavens! man,” inter remarked the judge, “for I have
old Noxon to pay the bill.
tural
gathering
recently
held
at
Bed it away out of her sight After
“ ‘Jones,’ says Brown, looking out Ladenburg, some interesting experi polated Mr. Bateman, “the whole nevor known a man to keep bach
mind,” answered the Prince.
awhile they came back, found the “1 “Never
over the top of his spectacles, ‘I never ments were made in the use of elec country is billed in letters four feet elor’s hall the length of time you
will
take
the
class
till
eleven
liamo who had not dirt enough |in
bundle of Sunday finery and the shoes o’clock, when the vicar comes to pre thought you was a bad sort of fellow,
long.”
his room to make him a freeholder.
and stockings, all of them stained pare candidates for confirmation. but you’ve done a very foolish thing, tricity, instead of steam, for the
“
I
should
have
had
fine
litho
with blood. There was a ruined old Run away, and may you find your and it serves you right to lose your threshing of wheat. Messrs. Fiette graphic portraits exhibited in each of The court does not excuse you ”
and Krizik lit up electrically the
mill near the road; they went into it, mother still alive!”
bill. It’s a good lesson to you. and I space reserved for machines, and at the principal stores.”
lifted a plank in the flooring, put the
“I did, I did!” shrieked Mr. Bate “How do you like my new and
Thus were the Bornstedt children hope you’ll profit by it. Didn't I say the same time utilized the current to
cosy little dining-room?” asked the
bundle, shoes, etc., with the hatchet, examined
man.
he was dead?’
for
a
whole
hour
in
history
drive
an
ordinary
threshing
machine.
underneath, and replaced the plank. by the heir to the throne, who pos
“I would have gathered the mem AVidow Flapjack of one of her favor
“ ‘Yes,’ says Jones.
The
cylinder
attained
a
speed
of
They then separated and went
bers of the press together and ite boarders, a member of the legis
“ ‘Didn’t Smith say he waB dead?’ 1400 revolutions per minute.
an intimate knowledge of the
through the woods in different direc sesses
banqueted them,” a step which Mr. lature.
“ ‘Yes,’ says Jones.
great
Reformation
period,
and
gave
far from Melbourne, Australia, Bateman had taken a few dayB before,
“ It’s very small,” replied tho solon,
ins. The farmer’s wife told her bis pupils the benefit of it.
“‘AVell, that settled it! The man is Not
a milk-condensing factory, capable and for which he had just paid out looking around, “ but I perceive that
Beam to her husband that night; the
was
dead,
and
you
had
no
right
to
say
AV hen the clock struck eleven [lie
of condensing 1000 quarts per hour,
the pro rxirt ions are as well preserved
text day (Sunday) going to a little drove
up to the vicarage, intimated that he wasn’t AVhen two old, ex or about 8000 cans per day. The ma $500. “In short,” concluded AA’ard, as in a boarding house in Austin.”
buntry church, she remained during the departure
brooking
no
interrution
and
smiling
perienced
doctors,
like
Smith
and
I,
of Mr. Mathias to the
chinery was taken there from the
“ 1 don’t quite understand you, sir,’’
be intermission between the morn-
and announced his intention of say a man is dead, it’s unprofessional United States, as was the Superin placidly the while, “I would allow replied the widow with great dignity.
bg and afternoon services.
The Vicar,
and discourteous for a young man, a tendent also. All the water is taken the world to think me vain if they
being
present
during
the
religious
" I mean the smallness of the din
who had come from a cir- instruction.
beginner in practice, to dispute their from the milk, and the finest Maur would, but I would never consent to ing-room
X- ■ughbors,
corresponds exactly to the
bit of twenty miles to go to church,
word. AVe’ll forgive you this time be itius sugar is then mixed with the hide such a light under a bushel.
He
st'ud
until
the
end,
listening
lathered, according to their homely attentively and freely distributing cause of your youth and inexperience,
Never! never!” and then he walked small amount of grub we boarders get
for our money.”
■abit, in the churchyard to eat their praise where it was merited. Before and will hush the matter up for you, milk, at the rate of about one and a away.
“ Time and again have I helped you
■neb and exchange the news. Our leaving he promised the school a new but be very careful in the future and half pounds to the gallon. Milk is
“AVhat d’ye say that fool’s name is?”
delivered at the factory by neighbor asked Bateman, turning upon Drew. to a second piece of pie; when the
beamer told her story again and set of Bibles, instead of the super make no more such mistakes!’ ”
ing farmers at fourpence—about
tain, for she was impressed by it as annuated copies at present in its
“That,” said Drew, “Oh, that’s other boarders only get one, and this
eight cents—per gallon. From 1500 Charley Brown, Artemus AVard. you is the thanks I get for it,” said the
■it had been a reality. After the possession.—[ Youth’s Companion.
The first sensation the diver experi to 1600 quarts per day are now re
widow in an agonized voice, bursting
fternoon services the congregation
ences in descending is the sudden, ceived. The condensed milk can be know.”
into several tears, and sobbing con
iparated, going to their widely scat-
“
Oh,
hell
I
”
muttered
the
old
man,
bursting
roar
in
the
ears,
caused
by
KIND AND COURTEOUS.
sold for about $1.50 per dozen cans, but he couldn’t refrain from joining vulsively, as she buried her faee in
red homes. There were thus many
the air driven into the helmet from without loss.
itnesses ready to certify to the fact
in the laugh, though it waB at his her handkerchief.—[Texas Siftings.
The Boston Journal reports the the air pump. The flexible air hose
at the woman had told the dream following scene as having taken place has to be strong enough to bear a
From a comparison of the latest expense.
There comes a wail from sundry
|e morning after the murder was at the corner of Winter and AV ash pressure of twenty five or fifty pounds English mail and cable advices it
Americans in London, that if a man
immitted, at a distance of forty ington streets. Boston, where men, to the square inch. The drum of the would seem that the prospect for
THE CASHIER AHEAD.
happens to lie hungry after midnight
lies, when it was absolutely impos- women, horses, carriages and cars ear yields to the strong external pres wheat at present in England and
A
new
bank
which
had
been
estab
there
is nothing in the world to be
ble that the news should have jostle each other:
sure, the mouth opens involuntarily, Scotland is the most unpromising lished in a town in Indiana had got except a roasted {xitato served
ached her. There were no tele-
Two pretty girls were walking the air rushes in the tube and strikes ever known at this time of the year. engaged
the services of a watchman from the uninviting basket of an
"aphs, we must remember, and no down Winter street; they were hand the drum, which snaps back to its Even with favorable weather hence
always, in those days—not even somely dressed, and were chatting normal state with a sharp, pistol like forth the crop, it is stated on good who came well recommended, but itinerant vender. How much hap
ail carriers in those secluded dis- and laughing with the delightful crack. Peering through the goggle authority, is certain to be disastrously who did not seem over experienced. pier we are here in this respect.
president, therefore, sent for From ten at night to one in the
icts.
abandon peculiar to the roseate eyes of the glass in his helmet, the short, and another year of great ag The
him to post him up a bit, and began:
one can sup like Lucullus
When the story of the girl’s disap- period of youth, and they seemed the diver sees the strange beauties around ricultural distress is belived to be in “James, this is your first job of this morning
without
the
slightest difficulty. After
very
last
persons
who
would
lie
inter
evitable.
The
gloomy
outlook
ren
sarance was told over the country at
him clearly, and in their own calm
kind,
¡Bn
’
tit?
”
that
a
“
bite
” such as a rabbit, a
ested
in
suffering
humanity.
le end of the next week, the people
splendor. Above him is a pure golden ders it likely that the Government
“Yes, sir.”
devilled crab, a chop or a steak—not
whom the dream had been re A dirty and ragged beggar woman, canopy, while around and beside him will soon introduce into Parliament
"Your first duty must be to exer to speak of oysters—is obtainable all
sated recalled it. Now-a days, the evidently nearly blind, was crossing are tints and shimmering hues, in some measures for the relief of the cise vigilance.”
over town. And then, shortly before
atter would only serve as good ma AVashington from Summer street, cluding all colors, which are inde agricultural classes, and especially of
“Yes, sir.”
daybreak, should the belated traveler
rial for reporters, but the men of and was in great danger of being run scribably elegant. The floor of the small farmers, by an adjustment of
“Be careful how strangers approach again feel the spur of appetite, the
lose days still believed that God over by an approaching team.
sea rises like a golden carpet’ inclin the arrears of rent in Great Britain you.”
lowly open-all night establishments
One of these same pretty girls ing gently to the surface. The change of the same nature as that lately in
ok an oversight even of their
“I will, sir.”
down town are always ready to
darted
to
the
crossing,
took
the
beg
troduced
into
Ireland.
reams. Might this not be a hint
in familiar objects is wonderful. The
“No strangers must be permitted to furnish a cup of coffee or tea. cakes
om Him ? The Bev. Charles Wheel- gar woman by the arm, and hurried wreck of a ship seems studded with
A
citizen
of
Paducah.
Ky.,
recently
enter
the bank at night under any and a steak, well cooked and at a
i, a Baptist clergyman of AVashing- her over to the sidewalk, where she emeralds, glittering in lines of gold; became possessed of a litter of pups pretext whatever.”
moderate cost As long as one has
la, well known in Western Fenn- left her in safety, and then walked piles of brick assume the appearance of an utterly worthless breed, but.
“No, sir.”
the wherewith he can always find the
rlvania and Virginia a generation up AVashington street with her for of crystal; a ladder becomes silver; being a humane man, was averse to
“And our cashier—he is a good desired article.
jo. and Ephraim Blaine, Esq., a mer companion as if nothing had every shadow gives the impression of ! slaughtering them. So he proposed man. honest, reliable and thoroughly
■ - - ■ —--- » < ■— ■■ —■'
agistrate, father of the present Señ happened.
bottomless depth.
to the Captain of a steamer that he trustworthy, but it will be your duty
A tioint in etiquette recently de
or from Maine, and as popular a
should take them up the Tennessee to keep an eye on him.”
cided a law suit in a queer way. A
B eefsteak with T omato S auce .—
an in his narrow circle, drove over
"But it will be hard to watch two traveler on a German railway train
It is said that the bats of Java sel and try to give them away to the
see the woman who had told the Take a dozen ripe tomatoes, skm and dom fail to attack such persons as lie denizens of that region. The Cap men and the bank at the same time, attempted to eat a lunch while on
■earn. Without stating their pur- scald them (canned tomatoes may be i in the open air with their extremities tain assented and told the owner to air.”
tlie journey. AVhile putting a piece
>se they took her and her husband, used); put them in a saucepan with exposed; and they are so dextrous in put them in the basket, cover the
“Two men—how?”
of liologna sausage in bis montn the
i pretense of business, to the Bly- half a pint of good beef gravy; sea this operation that they can insinuate same with mosquito-netting and in
“AVhy, sir, it was only yesterday train stopped suddenly, causing his
ire farm. It was the first time in son with salt and pepper, and put their aculeated tongue into a vein, voice them to some person in Flor that the cashier called me in for a cheek to lie badly cut on the e ige of
>r life that she had left her own them to stew for an hour. AVhen the and continue to draw the blood with ence, Ala., at a value of $25 each. talk, and he said you were the squar- his knife, which he was using. The
untry. and she was greatly amused steak is nicely broiled send it to the out being perceived: and that during This was done, and th > basket of pups est man in Indiana, but it would be man sued the company for damages,
id interested. They drove over the table with the sauce in a tureen.
all the time they are engaged, they placed at the foot of tLe cabin stair just as well to keep both eyes on you but Ma claim was not maintained on
aole of the road down which Bachel)
agitate the air with their wings in so way, where they were surrounded by and let the directors know if you the ground that it is a breach of
lymire had gone.
They are now telling a story about ! pleasing a manner as to throw the an admiring throng, the Captain oc hung around after hours.”
etiquette to eat with a knife.
“Have you ever seen this neighbor - a Chicago girl who insisted on throw sufferer into a sounder sleep than he casionallv speaking a good word for
lod before F’ oue of them asked.
The photographer who can make
ing her shoe after a newly-married was before.
them. Before the Ixiat reached
Canst thou wait? Then thy suc
♦
“Never," she replied.
couple. The carriage is a total
Johnsonville every pup in the basket cess is secured; for patience is suc a flattering picture is more successful
than he who makes a correct likeness.
That ended the matter and they wreck, a doctor has the bride and j The mouth of a wise man is in his bad been stolen and spirited away by cess.
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rned back, taking a little cross-road horees under treatment, and large 1 heart. The heart of a fool is in his the admirers of choice dog flesh on
Patience is the panacea, but where
Kii.d words are like bald bead«:
save time. Presently the woman numbers of men are searching the mouth, because what he knoweth or board. AVhy is it that horse jockeys
thinketh he utter« b.—[Bible.
and dog fanciers are so tricky ?
does it grow, or who can iwallow it they can never dye.
irted up in great agitation and ex-1 ruins for the groom.
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