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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 12, 1893)
ì An liiifllsb * /.nr *>e< ............ The funniext after electiou »tory «» ÊARIS FASHIONS. But the idea is the same, ami there is PHYRTCAt (TI/H’KE. Patent medicine ifslv« : ;>Kcrn -.-ho offer told by Representative Hopkin«, of Ult- SINGLE OR DOUBLE? no truer one afloat. »Whatever you do, The War Over the F.iuplre Mode« Still to bank on the virtue« < f their remedie« noi>. ’in bi» district 1« the little croM- ■ you will wish you had done the other Continue*. can bo compelled tli reilvem their prom roade padoflkn of Ivanhoe, over which FANNIE EOGAR THOMAS GIVES SOME i thing. Suppose, for instan- e, that you There id a prolonged and fierce battle THE JOYS OF CELIBACY ANO MATRI ite» in the Engliolij cor.it«. A test caw in Cleveland'» administration a Herman are a sensible man ami have chosen PRACTICAL HINTS TO WOMEN. going on all the time with regard to the MONY CONTRASTED. decided this week | by . the court of ap- Democrat preeided. When I resident your wife as the Vicar of Waktfield says pronounced empire fashion» between peals establiebea mn interesting prece Harrison came into power Mr. Hopkins I he did his partner, and she did her wed tho modistes and the vraie elegantes, dent for America fci well. A year ago, had the Democrat ancceedeil by a Teu It Is the Trained Complexity of .Motion Mr». Frank l.r»lia Maya Nsualble Marriage« ding gown, not so much for present at- who cannot reconcile themselves tn the when the inflnenla wa» prevalent, the tonic Republican, who lied about a year That .Makes Grace—All Women Should Lead tu Atrophy, Komanti«- Marriage« i tractiveness a» for its likelihood of wear ugly and ungraceful outdoor and indoor Carbolic Smoko Bull company in an ad and a half ago. His wife was thereupon Met Aside a Fort ion of Each Day to the to Murder aud Muirldr, Mingle Bleeeed- ing well, or suppose you are a sensible , gowns and cloaks. It is, however, one vertisement guaranteed immunity from appointed poetmistrees. On Ihedayaft- ' gill and accepted from among your “Training’* of the Body. of two things—you must wear empire or thu disease to everybody who used the er election the Herman Democrat ap ne«a to Melancholy .Madness. many suitors the one most likely to be- not wear it. If you do you make your remedy three times’daily for two week3, (Copyright, 1MTJ, by the American Preus A»eo- | coine wealthy and to make for you and [Copyright, !■<•.:, by American Pr«M Ansocia- at the post office. self ugly, and if you do not you are out £100 to be tho forfeit. Mrs. Carlill used peared right* reserve«!.| •■Cleveland has won," he said With himself such a name and place in tho of fashion. the smoke ball faithfully for three weeks accents of the fatherland and of triumph world as your ambition le«l you to desire. There are some few who look fairly and then the epidemic seized her. She delightfully mixed. -The postoffice is Well, yon two sensible person« are well in the enormous gigot sleeves and sent in her claim for £100, but the money married, and what, is the result? Why, mine." . short waist. Among them I noticed flie wasn’t paid. The widow, knowing that Cleveland you are lx>th pining or grumbling or other day the handsome young Duchess All sorts of ex MUes went offered. It had been elected, and unsiupectiugly scolding, as your temperament suggests, de Bligny, who wore a costume of peau was argued tliut the ofter was u mere because, having all that yon bargained de soie with changeable effects, russet device co attract attention, u wager believing that her official career was elated, did not object when her pred for in your matrimonial venture, you 1 ANY women hesitate to red and green, which was very hand' vague in its terms, that then- was not n ecessor brought a big wagon and and have not also secured quite another set of some. She, however, has had the cour adopt physical culture complete contract, liecauso Mrs. Carlill carted the entire contents of the post advantages which you had no right to age to brave the order« of the “ style, ” and through a false idea that did nut notify the company of her ac office over to his store. He lias been expect. The man. tired and disgusted naturalness means grace. the »kilt was laid in deep kilts from ceptance of the offer. Ail these excuses acting as postmaster ever since. with his day among his fellow men, waist to feet. The corsage was made of •We ■■ vv eno d<> want to be uegrave- grace- have been brushed aside by the courts comes home with a feeling that here is, Yesterday Mr. Hopkins reported the fill, but we hate affecta the »nine silk, but the facing to the ool- in which Mrs. Carlill brought suit. facts to the postoffice derailment, and or should be. a refuge from the selfish Lord Justice Bowen, in tiie decision, an insjiector has lieen sent to couviuce tion,” they say. “What is ness, the hardness, the indifference to likens the case to thu offer of a reward the enterprising Democrat of the error WAN 1 what he I his interest» or pleasure, which have all natural and easy must be graceful. We for a lost dog. People do not write let of his way.—Washington Post. hasn't got is the nor ' day surrounded him and kept his wits become conscious, »tiff and stilted once ters to the advertiser accepting liis offer, mal condition of man. upon the stretch lest some one should we meddle with nature and attempt to but they look for the dog. It is safe to Telegraphing at Sea. Probably it is a good get the a«lvantage of him. He vaguely train ourselves into grace.” Never were hackneyed expressions say that tiie decision will work u sweep The telepliotoes, an instrument in thing for the world that this is so, for and unconsciously expects to find sym ing modification of tiie claims made on vented by Mr. C. V. Boughton, of this unsatisfied desire is the spring of exer pathy, tact, sweetness, forbearance and more utterly fake than these. The many behalf of the thousand aud one curealls city, by which vessels at sea can con tion, ami we all know that the man I tenderness enshrined within the pre- i unfortunate surprises from mirror and in the public prints.—London Letter. verse at long distances, has been placed who can lie all day under his banana I ciuct» of the place he calls home, even photograph camera ought to prove that trees and ear their luscious fruit with though it be but a room in a boarding to any intelligent person. Thought may on public exhibition, and is pronounced Ofliceholdere Who Fay Kent. out even the lalxir of plucking it will house. Well, he docs not find them, and imagine a position of great dignity and a success by experts. The instrument Governor Leon Abbelt, who was in consists of a series of wires and electric not be likely to toil all day in the sun to he is cruelly, bitterly disappointed, even elegance. The reflection discloses one formally nominated for senator from al connection«, operated by a keyboard, though he may not know just how or of extreme awkwardness that is fre raise a crop of corn. New Jersey by Governor Elect Werts at by which 10« incandescent lights are Similarly a man who does not wish to why. He finds what be bargained for— quently ludicrous. While thought must underlie all grace, it is not able to speak the Democratic society’s dinner in Jer controlled and made to produce the marry and is «leaf to the voice of the a shrewd, capabk» partner of his purse sey City a few evenings ago, has u law signals of the Morse telegraph alphabet. chariuer. who is perfectly satisfied with 1 and prosjieuts, not at all of his heart through stiff, untrained muscles. Some people are born with natural office on Broadway opposite the postof The wires number over 5,000 and occupy his home in a boarding house and the anil soul. She inquires how his business grace and need little or no suggestion fice. The sign is on the stairs and on a space of only 11 by 12 inches. The family coverc«l by bis own hat, will not has gone; give» her opinion as to wliat the door, but “Leon Abbett, Lawyer,” dots of the telegraph characters are rep labor and plan and push for money and lie has dune, left undone or ought to have in this regard. With some a little thought, and effort works marked im is very seldom inside. Callers are in resented by two illuminated lamps, the place as will lie who ardently desires to done; puts her finger unshrinkingly upon provement, while others, in order to formed that the governor is in Trenton, «l>aces by twelve unilluminated lamps, take to himself a wife, to provide for the weak spot wlych lie lias vainly tried or that the governor is in Jersey City, and dashes by twelve illuminated lamps. that wife a fitting home, and to see that to hide from her, and when he confesses attain any sort of satisfactory symme try. must go into a regular course of that the man he trusted has disappoint or elsewhere in New York, or in some home filled with his own children. The inventor claims that 82-candle other part of New Jersey. Many other power lamps can be seen at a distance Of course the exertion he makes for ed and cheated him she calmly replies: training for development. Any one who would develop all her latent charm must “I told you so! Really 1 wonder you out of town officeholders have offices on of ten to fifteen miles. Mr. Boughton his own selfish end redounds to the ben COSTUME OF PEAU PK SOIE, Broadway. Railroad Commissioner Cha has secured patents in this country and efit of the worhl at larg<*. His work will not take my advice sometimes about pass through more or less of this. Pleasing expression of the laxly is dark lar ami balloon sleeves was of a pin’s law office is in the Corbin building. Europe. A complete instrument will be provide» work for other j>eople. and the these things." similar to harmony on a carefully tuned fore- He drops in ix’casionally, but one can built and placed at the disposal of the results of l» s labor enrich society in one ' And she? self colored green. The vest an<l Well, was there ever a woman who piano. When one portion of the body arms were made of brocade in gar- not find him union he makes an appoint United States government, to be exhib way or another. Nature has planted is keyed too high aud another too low net and green. Over this was thrown ment. deep in the constitution of either sex au did not want somebody upon whose ited on the model of the warship Chicago .impulse toward the other. Around this shoulder she could cry her unreasonable the result must be discord to the ob a short cape of prune velvet. It reached Mayor Boody, of Brooklyn, is a mem at the World's fair.—Buffalo Letter. server. This discord is awkwardness. tears and be petted back into jovdusness to the waist only, and was bound with impulse, which nature simply bestows ber of a banking firm. He keeps an eye as part of her economy of self preserva and smiles? Was there ever a Woman Proportional tension or laxity of the fur and lined with lilac satin. on his business, but does not go to his Collecting Taxes from Indiane. body produces its music, which is grace! who did not want a man's indorsement For evening gowns for balls and ojiera tion, we have thrown a great deal of ro office regularly. Commissioner of City County Treasurer Summerland is Among women there is the comforta the empire is not so bad with modifica Works Adams, of Brooklyn, lias a law mantic drapery and pretty sentiment; of her new bonnet or a man’s opinion having some difficulty in collecting taxes have buried it in thickets of rosesand upon the set of her new gown, and per ble clumsiness of ignorance, the lissom tions, and some of them are really ar office in this city, and finds time to drop on tho property owned in this county by lilies; have drowne«! its voice in songs haps the girdle of a man's arm around indolent grace of the skilled muscle and tistic. The Baroness of Mohrenheim in and pass the time of day with the of the remnant of tho Miami tribe of In of nightingales and tinkle of lutes and the waist as lie whispers lhat nothing the great crowded middle land of effort is trying hard with many of her friends fice boy occasionally. It is estimated dians, the latter declining to liquidate mandolins: have called upon the stars could help fitting well to so pretty a without training, showing stiff, awk to still further develop all that is best that upward of 500 officeholders and nnder the impression that they are not to witness to its loftiness anil the moon ; figure or suiting so sweet a face? Some ward angularity, self consciousness and in the Russian styles and adapt them to others are paying rent for offices which obliged to contribute to tiie support of to admire its purity—in fact, we have I of my readers who have made tho other nervousness, as displeasing to the eye as present taste. It is a thousand pities they do not occupy. It’s a good thing the government. AU have let the taxes deified ourselves and our natural desires | kind of marriage from a sensible one uncomfortable to the owner. that we have no real leader of fashion for the lend lords.—New York Adver on their farms go delinquent, and when Were thought upon the subject all to help us just now. into some sort of impossible creation I will understand what 1 mean. tiser. the tax collector went out to obtain the Well, tin* woman who has made the that were necessary, one lecture, with quite unfit for this mundane sphere, Every new cloak, wrap or cape is a money they chased him off the premises. Immigration. while all the time go«»«I old matter of sensible marriage would doubtless like illustrations from everyday life, would little uglier than the last, unless it hap Whatever may bo true of London, it He, however, made a levy on live stock, this sort of thing as well as her weaker | be sufficient to produce an audience of pens to lie English, and indeed I fancy fact Mother Nature smiles ami says: which would bave been sold Friday had “Go on, my dears; be as romantic an<l sister, aiid, although she may not know i absolutely graceful women, but unfor- that we would almost be glad of the is probable that a large share of the jiov- the Indians not secured a restraining ridiculous as yon please, only in the end what it is that is lacking, she feels the • tunately muscle must lie made olx?dient severe English style if it could do away erty of our American cities is due to the order from tho circuit court.—Wabasli marry, have children and keep the worhl lack, sin.» frets and pines for she knows 1 to brain before it can fitly represent it. with the empire. And the liats areal- influx of helpless ami degraded people By nature large minded, independent, most exact copies of olden'Kays, but of from other countries. London draws Cor. Indianapolis Journal. not what, and finally, if she lias good going just as it always has gone." Prosaic individuals there are in the luck, grows cold and hard and numb ! enthusiastic, honest, sensible and digni- bonnets one should not complain. They into its insatiate maw 1 he vigor of the Serra Took First Prize. country and impoverishes it. New York world, principally among those s» and buries the best part of her woman | tied, American women as a class utterly could be so much worse! The Spanish painter Serra, long domi swathed urotind with the good things nature so de«»p lhat it ceases to trouble I misrepresent themselves to foreigners Shoes are being made long, flat and and Boston are themselves largely im ciled at Rome, whose work is often seen ■ by untrained gancheries ol* person al ex- narrow, to reach certainly more than an poverished by the immigration of multi of this earth that they have very little her. in New York, took the first prize of a That is a sensible marriage, but I am | pressio»«. freedom of individual action, that they inch beyond the toes and to lie flat upon tudes whose standard of comfort is far recognize this simple law of nature and | not prepared to say that it is not prefer Observe in the next company of which the ground at the end instead of having below that, of our own people, and who gold medal at a recent competition of follow it without self deception or senti able to a love marriage, for the disap yon are n member the hunching of shoul the graceful curl of the later styles. The help to drag the natives down to their Spanish artists at Madrid. He has the mental pretense. Kings, queens and pointments, if more withering and hard ders to cars, chests hollowed into fur heels are flat and low, and in short the own level. The American policy seems grand cross of the Order of Isabella, and their families: nobles concerned in the ening, are not so intense and not so apt rows, contracted brows, turned in toes, shoe is as ugly as it can bo made. It is to be to prevent the ••pauper labor” of has lieen further decorated by King transmission of t heir 1 it les; very wealthy to load to destruction. I spasmodic contortions of the face, sup not intended lor a progressive or reform foreign countries from competing on its Humbert, lie is one of the artistic de persons who have the ambition of found In the love marriage both parties set posed to be expressive; incessant jerk- shoe, but is simply made this way be own ground with American labor, but scendants of Fortuny.—New York Home to open the door as widely as possible Journal. ing a family and perpetuating a name- - i out with an absolutely impossible ideal, ings of hands, arms and head; stiffening cause it is._____ T. D A. for this ‘‘pauper labor” to come to Amer all these marry just, as nature intended I not only of the character and capabilities of limb joints into supposed graceful po There Are KLulogl.t. In lio.Ktu. Tho Salary Too Small for Doll i ica and depress our own labor market by for the sake of the children likely to • of the chosen partner, but as to the con sitions—all outward incongruities due A new science was christened at “ When L. Q. C. Laiuar was made its desperate competition. — Rev. Wash come of such marriage, and they choose ditions under which tin y are to live to to' neglect of the laws of grace; bad Vendome Ip.. t night. Mrs. Ellen their partners with the deliberate con gether. The marriag»‘ relation as for- | habits of sitting, riding, walking, which secretary of the interior, nearly every ington Gladden in Century. Richards, of t he Institute of Technology, young man who had known him in Mis I sideration of their fitness for the posi I initiated by a pair of true lovers is one distort or leave unaccented tho shapely called it “ecology,” and its sponsors sissippi went to Washington to get a A Few Left. : that never was and never will be real line of corsage, sleeve or limb, and tion they have to offer. When Colonel Tom Kavanagh, who were tha lii ubers of the Boston Boot Once in awhile some poor little prin- ized on cart h. and. as we are told uiion which are chiefly the result of a nerv job,” said H. F. Cole, of Water Valley, Miss. “ Among the number was John was sergeant-at-arms of the Republican and Shoe civ. > and ladies, to the number cess rebels and claims lier privilege of the best authority lhat there am no mar ousness born of the desire to please. Youngblood, editor of the Oxford Globe, campaign committee, returned to the of nearly 250. • ekology” is only another riages in heaven, we may fairly conclude flower» and birds and «tars and moon Skilled grace is always easy and com who called at Mr. Lamar ’ s office on the city, he was kept busy receiving the name for what lias been known as the that it is absolutely ideal and never to and all the other pretty adornments of fort able. It makes a Bernhardt, «a Sal- science of domestic economy.—Boston courtship, and once in awhile some self I be realized anywhere. It is a pity, for 1 vini. a Lotta. Looking upon it each 8th day of March, 1885. The secretary condolences of his army of friends and Record.________________ willed young duke or prince asserts bis ‘suppose the human mind is unable to 1 one imagines it easily attainable—till was of course glad to see him. Young submitting good humoredly to their me I wo men wiio are said to be the self will by marrying quite the wrong I conceive of anything more satisfactory one tries! Unskilled motion is painful blood had once been Mr. Lamar's pri bandinage. He was standing on F st reet, most difficult of access by interviewers person for his duchess or princess, but I than an ideal marriage—a husband no- ! awkwardness. Half trained skill is con- vate secretary. He expected something when an old friend came hurriedly by. are Colonel Ingersoll and Archbishop on the whole these highborn unfortu j ble. lofty, wise and powerful among ; scions affectation—the most displeasing big, but a clerkship only was tendered Hands were shaken in the passage, and Corrigan. While there is a great di him. and this he declined. as the gentleman went on he remarked: nates are pretty submissive to their he i men, tender, deferential and protective of all. “Time wore on, and Youngblood, in “Well, Tom, we snowed you under in vergence of opinion upon certain reli reditary destiny au<l follow out their aj>- toward his wife—a sort of combination j The stumbling block in the way of gions questions, both agree in keeping common parlance, ‘went broke.’ Could great shape." jiointed law with stolid submissiveness. I of Napoleon. Solomon and Romeo. | improvement to many Americans is from within the pencil reach of report “We!" ejaculated Tom in astonish ers. In this country few citizens feel them | I do not now remember meeting such | found in their impetuous haste to show his old friend, Mr. Lamar, let him have selves under these hereditary obliga a gentleman, but he is one well known off, to rush into observation with half fifty dollars? Mr. Lamar could and did. ment. “Have you changed again? Great The month of October was the most tions, and as a general thing an Amer in feminine chateaux eu espagne. With baked skill, us far from naturalness as Two weeks more, could his old friend, Caesar, how much truer it is getting ican of either sex marries from pure in sneli a man is mated, in the ideal mar from grace. Observers, disgusted, have Colonel Lamar, let him have a hundred every day that there are only a few of prosperous in the history of the Brook while he was waiting to be placed? us left!’’—Washineton Post. lyn bridge. There were 4.380,920 per clination, ami not with any special obli I riage, a woman compounded of Penel beey led to exclaim: -All this Delsar- Put up in neat watch-shaped bottles, sugat sons carried on the trains and the re gation toposterity. From this independ ope. Aspasia, Griselda. Recamier and tean work is affectation. I will have Again Mr. Lamar could and did. A coated. Small. Bile Beans. 25c. per bottle. month rolled by. Youngblood's board cpint. wore 41 IM BM. ent social condition arises far more the Joan who saw no man in the world none of it." bill was due. He had to live while wait freedom of choice than is dreamed of by but her Darby. She is endowed with In her ideas of grace the English wom ing, and he knew no one else in Wash our unfortunate titled brethren across beauty, wit. grace and sense enough to an's manner is marked by au exaggerat the seas, and nut. only freedom of choice make her an intelligent companion for ed repose; the Frenchwoman's by a ington except his old friend from Ox among various candidates, but freedom her husband, yet feminine humility crystallization of surprises; that of the ford. His board bill was settled. The of choice between the two states of mat enough to make her always look up to Italian and Spanish by an indolent lux next day he called again and wanted to rimony aul celibacy. him as her head ami lawgiver. She is ury of line and motion-—the music of be accommodated. He was. EXPLANATION .-The followtn« picture contain, four facet, a man and hi, three dumbter. “After Youngblood went out Mr. Nobody here in America need marry' as good tempered as an angel, as sweet feeling. Any o;>e can n ,d the nun, face, as: it is not so easy to distinguish the faces of the three voene Ldies. Lamar turned to Colonel Muldrow, his 1 lie picture »as published in a few newspapers some time ago, and attracted considerable auettion to if he doesn’t want to, and consequently of voice an<l manner and thought as a It is not the simplicity of it, but the assistant, and said: ‘See here, Henry, our Momlanl remeoie,.. We now offer a now prue competition in connection with ii. As the sole oblast most marriages are those of inclination. seraph, as innocent as a dove and as is to introduce our medicines into new homes, thore who entered the former competition ar. reoneui not to compre m this one. As to the reliability of “Tho Ford Pill Co.." .nd the eXatton in wSTheU Now the question is. Are these mar- wise us a serpent; skilled in all accom trained complexity of motion. tliat makes Youngblood lias got to get away from grace. In the bow of a Salvini there are medicines are held in 1 oranto, Canada, srhere they are best known, patron i are referred to lb. daila Washington. Find some place for him. riages likely to be happier than those plishments and a queen in so'iiety, yet u.wspapers, wLolecale dr uggists and leading business bouses generally of Tornillo. contracted from motives of policy? always preferring the domestic liwirth a score of motions, yet. to look upon it Both of us can’t live on $8,(100 a year? “The next morning Youngblood was fcfonie persons will add. Is any mar- «ml a tete-a-tete with a tired husband is the most simple and natural thing in the world. made superintendent of the Arizona riagft likely to I m » happier than no mar- to the most brilliant entertainment. riage? 5\rll, when two average persons I Few pretty women get half the valua schools and was sent to Yuma, where lie It is a common saying that marriage marry, each <*x|x?« ting lo find in the i of their figures on account of the stiff later died.’’—St. Louis Republic. is a lottery, and. like most other irite oilier some such ideal as here depicted, 1 ungracefulness of the muscles. Un sayings, it is so true that it has been there is apt to ensue a very severe dig- - trained muscles do not grow lieautifnlly William Halin Has Good Luck at Last. William Hahn, a month ago a tramp, worn to rags by the constant usage of appointment <»u lxith sides, ami the1 wild, like children and flowers, but stiff those who found the coat so well fitted married pair are fortunate indeed if in ! and ungainly, without adaptability or has just received information that he is heir to $100,000. Hahn has had a good to their own backs that they could not the revulsion from absurd delusion they | expression. resist putting it on. do not fall into the opposite extreme of , lhe hand of a professional pianist, many ups and downs, chiefly downs, Marriage a lottery, ami when we unreasonable discontent, ending in re- , trained to habits of obedience to tha and now that he has struck it rich he ask. Is it be lter to marry or to remain criminatiofi. suspicion, contempt, dis- | brain, even in repose is speaking—full can scarcely believe in his good luck. of expression, t'ompare it with that of He was bom in New York city, of Ger single? it is as if we asked, 1» it lietter to like and final alienation. “11. t hen. neither a reasonable marriage ! the day laborer. Most of our bodies man parentage, thirty-four years ago. give all that we possess for a ticket He learned the cabinet maker's trade | which may entitle ns Io a splendid nor a romantic* marriage is likely to be I compare with the latter. Tiie first thing to do with the 1«sly is with Herman, the big furniture manu fortune, and which may turn up—blank? satisfactory, is it not the part of wisdom Every one knows in buying the lottery to avoid both ami accept the part, of to‘’limlsT it up. to make the muscles facturer. He went west in 1876, visit absolutely pliable, but firm and strong, ing several states. He pnt $M(M) in the ticket that the most likely chance is of single blesM’diiess?" inquires some one. Ah, my friend, there is no class of to make the different portions of the Fidelity hank in Cincinnati, and went the blank: but yet the possibility of the fortune is so alluring that lotteries drive beings so coveton* of the cream upon the I mh I v individual or distinct front each to Alabama, and very soon learned that a thriving business all over the w«»rid. ■pilled milk of their youthful jiossibili- other, to make all subservient to the dic the bank had failed and that his earn and many a man win» cannot buy a coat | ties as the ol<l inaid or the «»Id bachelor. tates of the brain, and to make this ings had gone with it. Later he had his chest and face cut by will manage to pay for at least tbe fra« - They <1«» not Valk alwmtit— eiqiecially the obedience spmtaneous ami unconscious a bursting wheel in a shop. Then his : old inaids do not—but if one could see the tbrongh habit. tion of a ticket. Even a "busy woman" should devote I wife and child died. He went to Chi Just so with marriage. One « annot bitter )»aiigs of lonlieness they silently take up a ne wspaper without reading of endure; if one couhl bear the inarticu at least fifteen or twenty minutes twice cago. and in September hogan tramping divorces, of wife murders, of domestic late im*ans of envy ami regret uttered a flay to the training of her form to eastward. He reached Utica on elec tion day and Jiegged a job in a furniture treachery and wild revenge, of all sorts by theiP sorrowing hearts at sight of make it straight, round and flexible. factory. \\ hen lie sent to Chicago for F asxie E imiak T homas . of misery ami sin ami shame tha» in one what api>ears the wedded bliss of some his tools be learned that they had been way or another have resulted from mar former companion, one could not doubt riage. Without going to the public the sharpness of these jagged teeth of 1 be woman wave has reached even to stolen. In a few days ho was taken ill. print» one looks through the list of their Uharylxlis on which they have thrown Iceland, thawing and melting the big and now. when again on the verge of own acquaintance, and for one happy themselves to avoid the black gulf of icebergs on its way. Iceland has estal? financial dissolution, he lias received a letter from the burgomaster of Wurz marriage does uot one find two thatcon- Scylla. lished a high sc ! mm >1 for girls. burg, Bavaria, saying that his deceased duce more Io the misery than tbeblliwof Which, then, is Ix tlct «»-. to pnt it a Latmuff-lierc ou Large Portune*. unde lias left him $¡00.000 — Utica (N. one or the other of the parties? And vet little cynically, which is the lesser evil to the Just person wh< ^Ir. Henry Labouchere. discussing the ' Y.) Dispatch. Lady** Cold Wi thelottery tick'd» sell a great «leal better —the Scylla of matrimony or the Cha UiDiamond rec ent death of Jay Gould and the large than Bibles, ami yet the churches, the rybdis of single loneliness? Mr. Yerkes an«! Ills Mausoleum. offices of justices or registrars—every And if one decides for matrimony, fortune he left in London Truth, says: Lamp. Toih..,nM,,pa„-¿¡ ___ place where jh <»] le may lx» married or which is the blacker gulf—that of a “Were I an American I should meet I - It will l>e hard work to convince the •• PupJfe?*7hui eP,a“W"»»™« cut out ib. marry 1 beinselve»—are throng»»«! with im mariage de conrenance. which we have this tendency by a progressive death patient people who ride or try to ride on .n¿ «ocio» Mme with t, U. s“ "wo^en, 1,1, íw K *rC,,,O”-’,"“,..aJ,?'‘1 P"" a re patient applicants for 11 «• meant of self atvled a sensible marriage, or that of a duty on all liequests. What I mean the North Side Chicago cable cars that of ,he fottowfcw “Pr'ire ord-. Price Catarrh “Fordi, pri,. destruction, and if von > apture any one marriage of romance and delusion, sure is that the duty would not progress on Mr. Charles T. Yerkes is a philanthro Addr'’» “The Ford the sum total left by the individual, > pist. yet be sometimes finds very laud p,l,wdihS^TÎ S.Vs £ d-s T».". i - r e -- of these self der«»tr«l c««nples ami ]ioint to end in bitter disillusion? rh. pers.Hi whose er.velop, ,, in nrrlpr nf A- .v” . out to them the fair «»f tw»»-thirds of I do not pretend to answer. Like the but on the sum inherited by the individ able uses for bis money. Mr. Yerkes 0"« Ila« enI «;u«i their preilecessor». tiny wave y«»n aside ■phynx, I only ask ami wait for a reply. ual. Suppose that a man left $1.000,000. ' lias set apart $250.000 for an olwrvatory ’n.tTn.t-he Concert and that my progr«?s»ive duty doubled and telescope for the use of the Uni ■nd blandly declare: nd mg a correct answer itself cn every $500.000 inherited by any versity of Chicago. His order was par lhC b?Hrs a»»d quarier “Ours is an entirely «Efferent case, of bis heirs. My plan would work out •nd nothing of the kind you mention ticularly Chicagoesque: “Go ahead and in this way If the duty on the first construct the biggest mid most powerful nil e' er befall us." $500.(M|) were 5 j»er cent., should he telescope in the world. I will be re- And would it lie l»eUer if the cynical En»li.h leather travelling Trtïïk.PTo th. zi/ ,£'* ■™m * «“»ire leave one person $1.000,000 the sum of sponsible for the rash. But Mr. Yerkes philosopher suppo^d to thus a«ldress Bt.tnary, «dmanyàberpriaJittxirrf^. ’ pWC“ rf Frrccb A Pretty Penwiper. $»■>.000 would have to I*» paid. $175,000 does not put all his money in telescopes. them succeeded in convincing them of Au exceedingly by any one getting $1.500.000, and so on. SPECTAL PRIZES FOR EACH MATE. their mistake.' Suppose they turn back pretty penwiper is He lives well, furnishes his house lav from the «hair where be encounters made of five over- until the effect of leaving an excessive ishly and has an eye to paintings far be amount- to one individual would lie that yond the ordinary purse. them and leave the expectant iirrson to lapping onk or M»’ maple leaves ent the state would become the sole heir. 1 Moreover. Mr. \erkes has considera wait for them in vain? As life goes on red prek.ngof pnoru The nime, of Ih< NocUrg. k r«d.£7bo,;; „ and mau ami maid shrivel into middle from felting in This would prevept the perpetuation of tion for liis fntnre residence and is not • H -rt.Mment in l«iading newspaper» next month. Extra rJ™, l ! 1 ,n corir-*«'nn * »»h our ►hade« of dark accumulations ami oblige a millionaire to l>e outdone by Cheops or Mansolns aged celibacy, do they hies» that kind willing to assist in introducing our medicines. Nothing uriiaiJZ? R,ven ^only those who ar- so to spread his money on his death that i are ab«okitely given «way to introduce and advertise Ford-sPr?« ""*¿7 Tay' friend who stood in their way or do and light olive, or any other extravagant ancient, bo -d medicines, and will be used in every family fw vevrs whir-1 ** ***h are - they curwa him for a meddling fool? tan. old gold and a large number of individuals would ' he has put $50.000 into a tomb that will w.i « Ytnt by mad, postpaid, and pruea free Of duty. U J** 14 *. H»e recreu. •. Probably the latter, for there ie no garnet. Vein profit bv it.” some day welcome him to its hospitable proverb an ¡»regnant with melancholy eavh in contrast A Otirvr Ixwklaf < oOln. embrace. This provision sheds quite a A_W ATCH FOR EVERY ( «HIHF.IT AXSWER. truth as that “there is no cream so rich ing silk ami mass Hezekiah Shepiierd. an aged and ec I luster on Mr. Yerkes’ forethought, ar.<I Un iii *<» as to ctincenl the plain leave« centric citize.x of Davis county. Is., was shows how easy it is to spend money M that which rises on spilled miHr." Mr any shade of _ felting ___ _ preferred. . recently buried at Drake rifle, in the when one hl-* the money and the ac Whittier put the same idea into prettier cut A bow of inch wide ribbon ohr%M Wfceu he wrote: ---- in ,.1 crimaou crimson same county, in a coffin built in evort companying brilliant ideas.—New York ami olive ii« d over the stem« hides the imitation of the eaey chair in which he World. _ _____ _________ Prevent an«! cure OfftMiimUoi, -n<j stefc- 1 Bctcning and luiLpletet the gift. tare l>rea. had sat for years.—8t. Louis Republic CASTOR« for Infanta and Children. •■Caaterle lino well Mlapt-xl to children tiret I recommend 1tM.u1«-ri..rto...ypr-çr‘P“o» known to me." «• A Aucwu, M. D., Ill So. Oxford St, Brooklyn, N. Y. .. Th. UM of * castorla' ta no universal and ft. lilriu ao well \now,‘if "y“w keep'cisturu» —— 1KTTW, New York City. latte Pastor Bloomlugdalo Itoforrned Church- Cast or I ia cures Colle, Constipate« Sour fcitouuu-b, Diarrhoea. 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