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careless as to .when and what they eat. The sou went out and the old fellow, It need not run into the orankism of i standing by my body, slapped it on the health foods, but should certainly in leg with insolent familiarity, chuck clude beef and mutton and strong, ling: “ Yes. sir; we ’ ll fix you up. Fix 1 By J. E CONNELLY. HOW FAIR WOMEN SOMETIMES WOO * WORD IN SEASON ABOUT HOLIDAY sound vegetables and fresh fruits, all of yotrup to the queen’s taste. Nothing | which nowadays are readily procurable GIFTS. RELUCTANT SWAINS. like style for a corpse—when there’s i “May the blessing of the unlucky money to pay for it.” I fairly boiled I (Copyright, 18SÍ, by American Press Associa almost any day in the year. tion.] light on the writer of that item,” I said It seems scarcely necessary to say that with rage, but what could I do? Were. Take Time by the Forelock and Avoid CHAPTER IL to myself. “Why could not the wretch I to enter my body at once I would but Ella Wheeler Wilcox Thinks That Progress light but sufficiently warm clothing the Ilusli — Practical Instructions for the Is a Very Good Thing, but Women Should have said where my body is held to await should be worn. Yet this does net Manufacturer of Pretty and Useful Pres mean, for instance, the still popular fur the claim of its best friend?” *1 won precipitate my fate, for in the numb and Draw the Line When It Comes to Love- j stiff condition my muscles were certain ents—Handkerchief Bag-i and Workbags. capes which envelop one’s throat and dered if it was being held “on ice,” hav making—Some Interesting Incidents. ly in I could not hope to whip those ing slowly frozen out the little spark of [Copyright, 1892, by American Press Associa leave the arms and small of the liack two sturdy rascals. Judge of my in 1892, by American Press Associa life I had left in it? If some sapient finite relief if you can when I heard the ¡Copyright, absolutely unprotected, nor the great tion.] tion. All rights reserved.] country doctor, to make an imposing boas which again wrap up the neck that for Infants and Children. son call out from another room at a lit spectacle of himself before a coroner's grows tender thereby and afford no tle distance, “ Dad, the jug ’ s empty. ” jury, would not want to cut it open and other warmth. The lungs must be most Caatorla cures Colic, Constipation, * * Castor! a is so well adapted to children that “Is that so?” responded the old man take a look at the heart, to be sure it regretfully. “Well, then, we will let it carefully guarded—if in no other way, Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea, Eructation, I recommend it as superior to any prescription Kills Worms, gives sleep, and promotes di had failed? Either was quite ]>ossible. go tonight; but you must get up early by a layer of flannel underneath the known to me." H. A. A rcher , M. D., Witfiout'injurious medication. Clearly I had no time to lose if A was in the morning, start the fire and make gown, back and front—during severe Ill So. Oxford St, Brooklyn, N. Y. ever to get that laxly back in reasonably some more fluid. He will have to be winter weather. In summer quite as serviceable condition. But to find where fixed before the morning train gets in.” “ For several years I have recommended much care should be taken to avoid “ The use of ‘ Castoria ’ is so universal and your ‘ Castoria.' and shall always continue lu its merits so well known that it seems a work it was “held” was the first thing. Per sudden chills after overheating. An do so as it hu£ invariably produced beuefleial Father and son went out together, of supererogation to endorse it. Few are the haps some other evening paper had fuller closing the door behind them. Present resulte." eternal vigilance is required in the intelligent families who do not keep Castoria particulars. E dwin F. P ardki , M. D., within easy reach." matter of dress. ly I heard them lock the front door and C arlos M arttn . D.D.. •• The Winthrop,” 125th Street and Tt h Are., I was really sorry to have to leave go away. Then I immediately resumed Another essential is the striving after <* New York City. New York City. I jite Pastor Bloomingdale Bcformed Church. what is not a feminine belonging—a My first glance at the sheet. caught the Marian in such bad spirits, notwith my body. Words can convey no idea of paragraph which had caused her grief. standing her blamable behavior the how horribly cold it was. In my astral II AT to do for Christmas placid temper. Those who “take things is the problem that will easily,” who are not soon perturbed nor Th« predicament was distressing in night before, but could not do the slight form I of course had no sensations of THK CKMTÂUa CoMPAXY, 7Í MuBRAT STRUCT, NXW YuM. niamy ior- soon be filling the minds annoyed, make little drain upon their itself, and rendered’ actually exasperat est gixh, ¡iv staying. temperature, and the body, being with getting I was practically a mere ghost, of women, and this prob- nervous system. And, after all, the ing by the unsympathetic conduct of out consciousness while I was away, lem will require speedy solution if one nerves play the greater part in the health those who, discovering my plight, 1 did try to tell her liiv views differed had not suffered, but when it and I were in some important particulars from wishes to enjoy to the utmost the holi- of women. swarmed about and jeered me. From R uth H all . joined our common suffering was in day season. There is nothing more tire the malicions “elementáis” I could not those presented in the newspaper, but I tense. I seemed to have arctic winters some than to be obliged at the last min- A Prominent Club Woman. of course expect anything better, but I had no more voice than a mummy. As I have learned by bitter ex]>erien'ce, in my veins, and was really afraid my ute to rush around and buy one’s gifts, was pained by seeing among them and Tlie president of the Women’s club, of fingers and toes would snap off like spending more than one can well afford, Orange, N. J., holds an important posi emulating their heartlessness some an astralized person suffers under enor icicles when I attempted to use them. , astralized visitors from the material mous disadvantages in trying to read could make love to a man in any way when by the exercise of a little fore tion, both on account of the age and plane whose unbecoming glee was not the news. Having no material hands save with her eyes and her arts of co thought money and strength can be standing of the clnb and the good work restrained by the consideration that with which to open and turn the papers quetry, which are as old as time and saved. Begin in time; plan your work; it is doing. This office is now held by look over your materials in hand; buy their own bodies might also have been he has to depend upon those who have, love. judiciously, and then go to work and lost to them at that very moment for peering over their shoulders, crouching But during the last two years some make—bags, for they never come amiss. aught they knew to the contrary. I have down liefore them to get sight at the strange cases have come to my direct No matter liow many one has, a new one not deemed it necessary in the course of under side, and in all sorts of undigni attention which I propose to relate in is always acceptable. this narration to make any particular fied attitudes and inconvenient wavs this article, hoping it may fall under the One pretty bag, a suitable present for mention of the dwellers on the astral adapting himself to their ]ierverse meth- eyes of those referred to and cause a Ely's ('ream Ealm is not a liquid, snuff or ponder. Applied into the nostrils it is a child or its mother, is to be used for plane, or of the temjtorarily astralized isls of handling the sheets. It is simply uifl.lv absorbed. It cleanses the ñead, allays injtammation, heals reformation. maddening to wait while a fellow wades handkerchiefs, aud is made as follows: persons like myself whom I encountered the wre». sores. Hold of — •MV. Sold by druggists druggin or sent by mail It is very well for woman to break Cut two round pieces of pasteboard slowly through a long, labored editorial there, as my experience* were simply some of the old fetters forged by igno about seven inches in diameter and cut on the tariff or increases the addling of 'J those every one has, with the exception rance and tyranny, but all right minded wadding the exact size, using two layers of this incident and one other to which his brain by pernsill of the baselsill etil- people must draw the line when it comes for the inside cf tho bag. Upon the I shall have occasion to revert farther umn, and then, just at the moment to lovemaking or giving of attention. wadding sprinkle sachet jxiwder. The:: on. But I cannot let pass without rep when von think he is about to torn to The moment a woman is the pursuer lay the disks cf wadding upon one of rehension the behavior of the astralized the next page, see him fold the paper and man pursued sentiment becomes the pieces of pasteboard and hold them persons who clustered around me on and pnt it in his ]>u<-ket. Eventually I grotesque and romance ridiculous, and in place by covering the circle with the train that morning and declared gave up in despair that way of finding the sweetest and dearest illusions of life cheese cloth. Cover tho other circle they found ray unhappy situation out what had become of my body. are destroyed. Then a happy thought occurred to me. with pale pink satin, of which the bag "funny.” "Yes, sir; we'll fix you up." A young man of my acquaintance met is made. This pink satin is very delicate With a vagus idea that I might find “My friend XI reflected, “is one who Nevertheless I persisted in moving, a very pretty young lady while he was looking when the white roses (procured my body among the unclaimed baggage can lie dejiended npon, if he has seen crawled into the next room, where there on a business trip to one of the smaller at a milliner’. ) enrirclo it. or in the waiting room at the Harrisburg that item, to take prompt and energetic was a red hot stove, and when pretty cities adjacent to New York. MRS. THEODORE F. SEWARD. The strip (jn.-t long enough to go Mrs. Theodofe F. Seward. She is the depot, I eluded my tormentors and measures. Most probably he is already well thawed out made a systematic It is a wonderful remedy, which is alike be neh - Their acquaintance was but slight flitted back there—only to suffer another preparing to set out and hunt up luy re search for my clothes. Luckily I found when he was surprised at receiving a let around the circle) is turned over at tlie wife of tlie Kan who first introduced mains. If so, all 1 shall have to do will ’ tial to you and your Such is Stotts Emulsion top tc form a hem, at the lower edge of disappointment. It was nowhere to las the tonic sol fa system of music into them all, even to the overcoat, in a ter from her. However, he regarded her seen. The last iwssenger train fur the be to go along until I hear him told closet, and soon dressed myself. The writing the first letter as a mere girlish which . i casing sin mid lie iliade by stitch this country, and who is the fonnder of of Pure. Norwey.L ’ . i < “ •-»! l iver Oil and Hypophos night had gone by, the depot was dark where they are. then skip ahead, retake pockets were empty, but I did not mind freak and paid no attention to the mat ing th i hem around twice ou the ma the great “Brotherhood of Christian possession and lx 1 ready to welcome him chine, using pule pinl: sewing silk. In phites of I-imc and Sod... It checks wasting in the and the only person on the platform was that, for in the waistband of my trous ter until she wrote again iu a most un the casing pl.t two whito silk cords to Unity” movement. a watchman. I hopiil some one would when he arrives.’’ The Women's club, of Orange, is twen ers I had sewed a fifty dollar note, a mistakably tender manner. children and pr<uir.c<“’. >und, healthy flesh. It keeps I found him in his room, dressing and draw up t he bag. Then saw tho strip to ty-one years old, nearly the age of Soro- come and open a conversation with him, precaution against “going broke” which In fact she told him that it had been in the conrse of which I might carnally thinking aloud, a bad practice to which I have not in years allowed myself to a case of love at first sight on her part, the lower p:n’telioard used for the bot sis, and lias included or still includes as them from taking col 1 ;;nd it will do the same for you find a cine to what had lieeu done with he. is much addicted when seriously travel without. With this money I and she hoped it was the same with him, tom and r.i, l-.vard insert the scented members and officers some distinguished my body, for of conrse he would be very troublefl. The paragraph 1 had already made my way back to New York on and assured him that her parents would circle, catching it i:i place with invisible women—Mrs. Charlotte Emerson Brown, Scott’» Emulsion C* likely to know. But the only persons read lay on a stand beside him, clipped that night’s "fast line, number four” render them very comfortable in life, as stitches. Turning it right side out again, president of the Federation of Women's Colds« Conaumptifm, NcrofuXa nnd from the paper. catch the roses i ll around the base of the all Anaemic ana H who came were brakemen on the top of Clubs; Mrs. Antoinette Blackwell; Mrs. "I’m awfully sorry for the poor fel —having broken out of Mr. Jablet’s shop she was an only child. bag, and the Lag is done. I don’t think PreTants wasting in < i. Urea. Al moving freight trains, who simply —and liefore ten o’clock the next day The young man knew that she was a any of niy readers have a lady friend who Dr. Losier, now president of Sorosis, and low, ” I heard him mutter; “ of course I most as palatable r on I y shouted “Hey! Jim!” or playfully shied was walking up Broadway. good girl morally; that she would in would not be pleased to receive one of Mrs. Adeline Emerson Thompson, presi the Renuinc. Prepare I by b .ott .1 chunks of coal at him. social advances am. But his dying just at this particu dent pf the College Settlement associa So ended the lesson of my unlucky herit money, and that she was exceed Bowne, Chemist', New Y h ‘.. S<;i<l by to which he responded by such ejacnla- lar time is all sorts of a nuisance. 1 astralization, and my story is done, ex ingly pretty. But he never replied to her these dainty handkerchief bags. tion. Cut a round piece of wood six inches all Druggists. tions, profane or otherwise, as the occa can’t go corpee hunting tonight—even cept that I deem it due to Marian to de letter, feeling only disgust at her bold Mrs. Seward disclaims any publicity for him. Alicia would never forgive me in diameter ¡.nd cover one side with a in connection with herself up to tlie sions seemed specifically to demand. clare explicitly she had not been guilty ness. Her virtue, beauty, youth and An inexplicable fascination tempted if I did not take her to this opera—only of any such impropriety as I seemed to wealth were all lost upon him through piece of coarse linen, in tlie center of time of her election last March, but her me to follow and hannt the car in which time it’s to be given in the season. And witness. In fact, she not only had no her having taken the initiatory steps. A which embroider a monogram or in name has been frequently seen as the A San Francisco Paper I had last seen my body, which I sought a day more or less won’t matter to him visitor that evening, but was not even man resents a woman’s robbing him of itial in satin stitch, with yellow silk; the composer of words for her husband's back of the beard is neatly covered with music. She wrote as "Agnes Burney” to excuse to myself by a hope the porter now. They no doubt have him nicely at home, having gone to sjiend the night his rights of pursuit. Would Form an Interesting Addition the same as other material. Around for years, until so many of her works might when he waked say something in iced somewhere. Seems to me I’ve at her sister's. The scene which ap Another man of my acquaintance was my presence about it. So he did. In heard they give unclaimed Ixxlies to the peared so shockingly real to me was somewhat fascinated by a handsome one-lialf of the board, forming a semi were pirated that she thought best to to Your Winter Reading. the Jersey City depot, while the passen- medical colleges. But they would hard simply an artful illusion, got up by a woman a few years his senior. He was circle, are a number of small brass screw use her real name. She uow signs her hooks about an inch apart, from which ly do that right away. Even if they did self Mary C. Seward. The words of one gers were leaving the train and lie was couple of waggish “elementáis,” who thinking seriously of proposing to her gathering up the soiled linen, he sud 1 could get him back and have him fixed impersonated her and the total stranger when slio anticipated his intention by a hang small bags, each 4 by 5 inches and Christmas hymn of hers, beginning, prettily worked in odd letters with yel up most likely. Decidedly tomorrow denly stop]>ed, threw open a window Rins the bells, the Christinas bells. with such skill as to completely deceive bold suggestion of wishing they might Tin? • • • • Chime out the wondrous story, and beckoned to him a dingy platform will 1« time enough. I shall see the me. Their trick could not have been always be together, which drove him in low silk, white thread, linen thread, colored thread, silk twist, pearl buttons, item in some morning paper. wire over seem to have been a favorite with mu sweeper. • successful but for the perturbation of stantly from her side. hooks and eyes or anything you desire. to the railroad authorities, whoof conrse “’Lijah," he exclaimed hurriedly, sical composers, her husband says. They mind I was in at the time, but I am not The young women who ask men for with an air of suppressed excitement have all the facts reported to them, find now sorry it was played, for it will en attention and compel them to become In each bag put a drawing cord of silk. have been set to various music, and the and mystery. “Go ’n play the death gig out where he is. go on and get him. To hance my caution in accepting as real escorts are alarmingly on the increase. Hang the board by a large brass ring, original hymn has been published in va hidden under a huge bow of yellow rib night belongs to Alicia. I have heard Play it for all yon’s wnf." Although the cliajieron system is prev bon at the top. These bags arc very rious countries abroad. nothing about John.” And he delib even the most plausible appearances on IS THE BEST PAPER iN THE WEST. A nnie I sabel W illis . “Man or woman?” the astral plane. alent in tlie small, exclusive circles of convenient, and may be made of almost “Man. Died on the train dis mawnin.” erately put the clipping in the fire and THE END. our largest cities, there are still hun any material. went oil getting himself into full dress “ ’M’m.” dreds of thousands of cultured, charming For a fanbag purchase one yard and I was, to put it mildly, disappointed. Wluit an Astral Body Is. That was all. They resumed their young ladies in New York and else a half of No. 9 ribbon. Cut this in two The structure of the inner astral man where who attend theaters and operas and join lengthwise by a double row of duties. My supposed demise was to Still I could not blame him, and he had gwen away value them simply an inspiration for a "policy* given me a gixxl idea - animal that I had is definite and coherent. Just as the and receptions with gentlemen escorts small brass rings covered with embroid been not to have thought of it lor my outer body has a spine, which is the play. I don’t know when any little unaccompanied by a chaperon. It will ery silk the color of the ribbon. A single It is brimful of news from all parts of the world, and its Literary Department is supplied by the thing eve* depressed me more. So; 1 self long ago! Of course there would column whereon the being sustains require another hundred years liefore row of these rings borders each of the be, somewhere in the company ’ s offices foremost writers of the day. In addition to its great news and literary features, itself with the brain at the top, so the this custom is relegated to the grisettes inner edges of the ri’.ilxm to within two was deemed dead. Strange that some over in Jersey City, an official report of astral laxly has its spine and brain. It one had not sense enough to discover IT GIVES TO EVERY SUBSCRIBER HIS CHOICE FROM TWO and peasants, as in other countries. inches of the ends of the ribbon which the incident, and 1 might have the Inck the fact of my having simply strolled to find it. Anyway. I could go and try is material, for it is made of matter, Young women who come to New York are to be fringed. Tbis is doubled in MAGNIFICENT WORKS OF ART, however finely divided, and is not of tho to study for a career seldom come the center and the side* joined. Ribbons away in my astral form! I would have a good deal quicker than X. could tele nature of the spirit. imagined that so common nnd natural a graph, even if he had been willing to do chaperoned, and depend upon the oppor are run through the rings at the top After the maturity, of tho child before tunities afforded by gentlemen friends to from either side, leaving them long thing could not have failed to lie at least so that night. So I did, and for once Consisting of eight beautiful reproductions from masterpieces of the world’s great birth this form is fixed, coherent and suspected by almost anybody. est artists, the whole collection bound iu a handsome bamboo leatherette casr; enough to slip over tho arm. fortune favored me. The conductor of lasting, undergoing but small alteration attend places of amusement. Pondering upon the unpleasant con "fast line, number four,” had duly re One of these young women brought Serviceable and pretty little workbags Or a beautiful reproduction, In all of its original colors, of the famous liistork-ul sequences to me which might ensue if ported the finding of a dead man on his from that day until death. And so also letters of credit to me, and I found her arc made by using for a foundation one painting, 22x28 inches, as to its brain—that remains unchanged so bright and charming I invited her to of the small oblong baskets—alxiut 4 by there were not a timely correction of and the division superintendent, until the body is given up, and does not, that misunderstanding. I strolled ab train, my house. To my astonishment I heard 0 inches—to be found at almost any probably with an eye to having the data Columbus at the Court of Ferdinand and Isabella. sentmindedly with the passengers handy for reference in case of inquiry like the outer brain, give up cells to be her ask a young gentleman in my par shop where Japanese goods are kept. replaced by others from hour to hour. lors to take her to hear a popular actress For tho upper part of the bag procure through the depot and aboard the ferry And besides all this, THE EXAMINER will this year distribute a mon g its subscribers 9,000 Pre miums, aggregating in value the stupendous sum of $136,000. This is the fourth annual distribu boat. Moving in this way 1 sometimes by friends of the deceased, had hung the These inner parts are thus more perma then playing in the city. The gentle two yards of dark yellow ribbon, No. statement, open, ujmiu a hook beside his nent than the outer correspondents to tion, and the list of premiums is large'and more valuable than ever before offered. Remember that temporarily forget that I am not in my man of course promised to do so, and 9, and ten yards of the same color a few desk, where I found it. From it I learned these premiums entail no additional expense to the subscriber whatever. They are absolutely free. body until some incident recalls me to that luy Issly had Is en “taken in charge them. during the next month lie was her escort shades lighter. Then cut these in twelve The cost of the WEEKLY EXAMINER, together with these magnificent premium oilers, b Our material organs, bones and tis to half a dozen places of amusement, strips of equal length aud join altogether. recognition of the fact. It is ]>erhaps by Undertaker J. B. .Tablet, of Harris sues are undergoing change each in all on her invitation. This young wom After they are all joined a hem 2*, hardly worth speaking of, lieing such a burg.” stant. This is not the case with the in common experience in onr astral inter What luore did 1 want? Nothing. ner form. It alters only from life to an I have heard spoken of as “so enter inches deep is turned and finished with ludes, but I alwnys find it vexations and prising,” “so popular” and “such au en two rows cf stitching one inch apart. Happier, 1 believe, than I ever was be life, being constructed at the time of ergetic creature” by many people, but The other edge is finished with a very irritating to have persons walk through Its regular subscription price. Get the full particulars of this grand offer from tlie EXAMINER’$ fore, I darted at once to Harrisburg. reincarnation to last for a whole period for me she had spoiled herself by her narrow hem and fastened to the basket me. And it happens so often. Of course Sixtren-Page Premium List, which we can supply to you, or you can procure one from your Fuel« It was easy enough to find and enter of existence. For it is the model fixed it is easy enough to dodge those yon Mr. Jablet’s establishment, which was master or Newsdealer. Then, having considered the matter, call on us and place a combination sub- methods of obtaining attention. with invisible stitches. Ribbons run THESE by the present evolutionary proportions meet, and if you sail along over their Another young woman of excellent through the casing finish the bag. quite conspicuous, and there, sure for the outer body. It is the collector, family came to New York to study heads you have no trouble, but moving Another pretty bag is made of two enough, I found my liody. It had been in a crowd on its level yon are almost unclothed and stretched out on a board as it were, of the visible atoms which music. She was quite a belle in her own pieces of chamois, each 5 by 0 make us as we outwardly appear. certain to find some one mistaking you smaller city, and she found it impossible inches, which are painted around the in a sort of cold storage room; like a So at birth it is potentially of a cer for empty space come plunging through big refrigerator, but happily not in con tain size, and v. hen that limit is reached to live without social life in the metrop edges with clover blossoms and leaves. are three ul the most accomplished you from liehind or lurching into you tact with i< e. Life, though weak, was it stops the further extension of the olis. She complained so bitterly to me The designs on the two pieces should be liars on record. sidewise in your unguarded moments. of her lonely evenings that I took her similar, but not exactly the same. A still in it. liody. At the same time the outer body out with me upon two or three occa piece of india or china silk, matching Both those things occurred '.o me that • o • But I hail not arrived a moment too unlucky morning. A fat German wom soon. Another astralized man, who is kept in shape by the inner one until sions. I was surprised to find her mak the green of the clover leaf, four inches tlie periixl of decay. Aud this decay, an, with a huge market basket on her confessed lie had lost his own body ing a tour of all the theaters and places wide and one yard long, is gathered and The stories they have to tell will arm, almost wrecked nie, and 1 had years before, was already there, seeking followed by death, is not due to lxxlily of amusement after that in company connects the two pieces of chamois soon appear That Desirable and Most Beantifiillv Ixxated Property Known as scarcely got my disarranged parts col to appropriate mine. He was just about disintegration per se, but to the fact with a gentleman of my acquaintance. along the sides and across the bottom lected and in place again when, in going trying it on when I came and stopped that the term of the astral body is When rallied upon his devotion he as a puff. A straight piece of silk six IN THIS PKPER. off the liont. a pretty, delicate looking him. I saw at a glance it would not fit reached when it is -no longer able to seemed uncomfortable, and finally con inches deep and tlie width of the bag is the outer frame intact. Its power • • • young girl was jammed right into the him, as he, too, could have seen, if lie hold to resist the impact and war of the ma fidentially informed me that tlie young ¿ewed to the bag. A liem two inches space I occupied. Her sensitive nervous had not been so madly desirous of ob terial molecules being exhausted, the lady had asked him to take her to these deep is turned with two rows of stitch Look for Them © © organization evidently felt my presence, taining a material shell that he was sleep of death supervenes. places, and he could not well refuse. He ing for the ribbons which are green, thongh she was unaware of the cause of Now, as in our physical form the brain begged me to give her some counsel. matching the silk. © In These Columns quite desperate. Indeed he would al her sensation,.for she shivered and whis most have rattled around ill it, and could and spine are the centers for nerves, so Men are such cowards about these mat Still another lively bag is made of two in the other there are . he nerves which ters, but it is their gallantry to tlie sex shades of No. 12 old rose satin ribbon, pered to a companion: not have controlled it at all, for he was Situate and adjoining the BAPTIST (XYLLEGE and Park; Only five “Oh, Jennie. I’ve got gooseflesh all but a little whiffet of a fellow, while I ramify from the inner brain and spine which renders them cowards. They one and two-thirds of a yard of each be minutes walk from the main street of MeMinnvillc; By taking into con over me! I lielieve I’m catching cold.” am of the goodly size a man should lie. all over the structure. Allot these are have not the courage to refuse, yet they ing used. The ribbons are cut into strips to every organ in the outer vis Dr. Mlle,' Nervine for Nervous Proetritloa. sideration the Fine Avenues and Streets, the Sightly Situation and Ixive- That incident, I think, hurt me worse So I “bounced him,” morally speaking, related ible body. They are more in the nature severely criticise the women who ask of ten inches and oversewed together, ly Surroundings Pleasant Home addition furnishes the grandest anti than the other. It is distinctly unpleas sympathetically but firmly, and was just of currents than nerves, as we under for tlieir attentions. It is the greatest alternating the light and the dark. A ing to be shivered at by a pretty girl about taking up my old quarters when I stand the word, aud may be called astro mistake a woman can make. most convenient property for those desiring a lieautiful home. Pleasant bottom for the bag is made by covering and sjioken of as giving her gooseflesh. was interrupted. nerves.—A Tlieosophist in Lucifer. It is all very well when a fashionable a round piece of pasteboard with wad Home is subdivided in four acre-blocks ami is sold tin reasonable terms. I was sure I would not have affected her young woman, properly chaperoned, in ding sprinkled with sachet powder, and For information apply to WM. F. BRIEDENSTEIN, Sole Agent. The door opened suddenly and the un- A Novel Letter Case. KKKÍÉ ERADICATES BLOOD POI- so if I had had my body on at the time j dertakcr came in, accompanied by his vites a gentleman to occupy her box at then covering both sides with old rose Cor. Third Street and Railroad. McMinnville, Or. It is made out of a light straw hat, SON ANO BLOOD TAINT. —a reflection which would have lieen 1 son. 1 waited to see what they were which lias a rounding crown and a tlie theater or opera: but it is quite an silk. The ribbon is narrowly hemmed consoling but for the doubt it awakened | after. Mr. Jablet’s look did not please medium other thing when a girl with a "career ” on one side and sewed to the pasteboard. ----- •----- sized if I would ever again possess that anx ’ me. He was a muscular fellow, short brim. Bend the asks a man to devote time and money to The top is hemmed and has a wide ruffle C evsral bottle, of Swift’s Specific (S.S. S.) iously desired materiality. entirely cleansed my system ol contagious her entertainment. of soft lace and draw strings of narrow but strong, with a broad, square lower brim away from blood poison ot the very worst type. 'rhe day thus badly begun was des jaw and a sloping forehead which spread the crown and It seems to me that no woman with a ribbon. G ertrude W illett . W m . S. L oomis , Shreveport, La. tined to like continuance. I was in no away gradually in a wide bald area of fold the hat to Spark of refineinein ie or -------- •-------- proper mental condition for the astral skull fringed at the back with short red gether, pressing sentiment could do sm-n __ ig. “ the PICTURE OF HEALTH.” plane. My (lerturbed thoughts, full of hair. Altogether he seemed an ugly it so that it will CURES SCROFULA EVEN This growing evil is n > doubt one of s.s.s; concern alamt my loss, unfitted me for person to argue with, and I judged he be nearly flat. IN ITS WORST FORMS. the disasters attendant upon woman’s Hint» for Women Who Uealre to Earn the calm self control I should have had had been drinking. That Title. ---------•-------- transition state from a Useless toy to a This, turned and made me subject to all manner of Besides the trio—fresh air, sunshine more enlarged sphere. She oversteps “They don’t get this stiff away from crow n down LETTER CASE, UN T HAO SCROFULA in 1884, and cleansed mv vicious illusions and painful impres me,” he was saying to his son as they ward, is the foun TRIMMED. the limits of the present enlightened age, and exercise, which are well known and system entirely from it by taking seven sions, artfully produced by the mali entered, "until they put up handsome. dation for the letter case, and must be however, when she attempts to be the sparingly used—there are many other bottles ot S. S. S. 1 have not had any symi> toms since. GW. W ilcox . cious sprites constantly besetting me. hints and helps ready for those who long Business is bad and he comes along as a wired along the edge so that the wavy lover. Spartanburg^S. C. Late in the afternoon, weary of aim windfall. He has, judging from what lines made by the bent brim will be pre Because many noble women are pro for perfect health. Most women desire less wandering about the town, I vio was found on him, friends who are well served. It will look like the first cut gressing into wider fields of usefulness it not only because they would be a HUNDREDS OF lated a resolution I had firmly formed fixed and I mean to work them.” when ready to be trimmed, Now line and liberty, a great crowd of unbalanced clog upon the lives of others, but also s.ss HASCURED CASES OF SKIN CANCER. the night before, which was that I Will be Especially Interesting during the Fall Cam the inside with girls and women, lacking in refinement because without it the highest lieautv ! Treatise on Blood and Skin Direases mailed 1 felt that Jablet, if he thought me re would never look npon Marian’s face viving, might be quite capable of knock pale blue china l nd restless with a craze for excitement cannot exist, while with it the lack of I tree- S wift S pecific C o .. Atlanta. Ga. again. It seems as if there were a sort ing me on the head to prevent what he beauty is scarcely regretted. paign. Subscribe Now. silk, fastening it I nd publicity, are elbowing their way of fatality against a man’s keeping the counted npon as a fat job slipping One cardinal rule to remember is never in front neatly to into public notice and overriding all iJAPANESEJ resolutions he makes concerning wom through his fingers. the edge of the ideas of propriety in their desire to see to stand when one can sit, nor to sit with k AAA a - Scientific Amencau en. Doubtless if I had gone slowly to case, and arrang everything and do everything. Good the feet touching the ground if one can "Ob, there ain’t much in it,” replied Agency for her house, as my body would have had ! the son indifferently; “not more than ing it loosely at and delicate minded women ought to rest them upon a stool or brace. The to, memory and reflection would have forty or fifty dollars, and do the best idea is to remove tlie weight of the body cry down this brood, and men ought to the back so as to Two acres of land in the John Lynch ad-1 braced up resolution and turned my you can with it.” give it a higher snub them in their efforts to obtain at ! from the feet as often as may be, so in Good house with, A new and oinplete Treatment, consist dition to McMinnville. steps aside, even from her door, to the j any household task it is not only prefer young fruit and good water. Enquire nt appearance than tention which is not voluntarily given. ing of Snppositores. Ointment in Capsules "Ain't, eh? You’re not smart, Dan’l. the premises. club; but having only to think of any Yon don’t know the business yet. I’m able to sit when possible, but likewise to | also in box anil Pills ; a positive cure for the front. A row Whatever changes occur in the world, tf. J. H BOGI E. Internal, Blind or Bleeding. Itch place in order to be there, if I wished going to give you a pointer you’ll find of ¡.ETTER CASE. of blue fringe is let the good old custom of men doing i use a rather high stool, where the rounds i External, Chronic, recent orheretlitarv Piles and it, I was actually in her parlor before I use some day; maybe I’m a-going to em may serve as a brace. To most women I ing, TRIMMED. placed along the the wooing and asking continue. VPACE MARKS. many other diseases and female weakness; Farm for Sale DESIGN PATENTM had time to remember I had abjured balm him.” nothing proves more tiresome than shop | it is always a great benefit to the general front edge and around the bottom of COPYRIGHTS, etc. her. ping. The standing is the hard part, health The first discovery of a medical ■Dad, you’re a daisy. I didn't think the case. This done it is ready to be Contain« W acre*.witnatal k mile« nnrtli- ’ or Information and free TTandboot write to not the walking from store to store. If cure rendering an operation with a knife i i west She was lying upon a sofa with her of that.” ML NN S CXL. dSi B hoadwa T. Nrw Y u BK. tacked on the wall for use. of McMinnville. ac res in cnltivn- I Cklrst bnreau for securlnff patents In Amertca. unnecessary hereafter This Remedy has they took pains always to secure any ; never tion, balance* pasture. Fruits of all kind* face in its cushions, crying bitterly, and “i•nurse you itaiii :. Dut you am i me. Livery patent taken out by «• Is broafkt bri'f« been known to fail $1 per box.'6 for lhe London Geologists’ association available seats, they would find “that the public Ly a n</Uce given free of charye m ub on th«* place, .‘ino tree« bearing and A few drops of camphor in the water • has this year elected a woman, whose an evening newspaper, dropped from 1’11 load him up with eight shillings’ |5; sent by mail. Why suffer from this ter i [ young trees. Good Buildings, good fenc-c« her hand, lay upon the floor. My first worth of fluid and get seventy-five dol used to bathe the face will prevent the ' scientific attainments are indisputable, tired feeling” of which patent medicines rible disease when a written guarantee Is and spring water For term« applj' to speak greatly lessened at the day’s end. given with six boxes, to refund the money owner. glance at the sheet caught the para lars and the thanks of his friends for shiny appearance which so many skins ! as one of its vice vresidents. J ames . O. L amb . if not cured Send stamp for free sample. Plenty of nutritious, easily digested Guarantee McMinnville. Or. I I.artrcBt ctrculatlon of any scientific pap*r In the graph which had no doubt caused her tlie job. Go and get the fluid jug and have, especially in warm weather. issued by W oopcrp , C larke vurkJ. HpletMUdly iilmtratad. No A western girl. Miss Amy Johnson, ! food is another important factor of a we’ll do him up now. His friends may Co., Wholesale A Retail Druggists. Sole grief. 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