Look at the Map.
Look at the Map.
State of Oregon, Yamhill County.
Here you will find the most pro
ductive section in the World.
Lau<l is cheap, offering special In
ducements to fruit raisers ami
dairymen.
McMinnville, Yamhill County.
Here is the County seat, Here is
published THE TELEPHON’E-
KEGISTER, Monarch of home
newspapers, accorded first place
in all tlie itirectories.
Look at the Map.
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Circulation Guaranteed Greater Than That of Any Other Paper Published in Yamhill County.
REGISTER Established August. 1881.
TELEPHONE Established lune. 1886
M c M innville , O regon , T hursday , S eptember 22,1892.
Consolidated Feb. 1,1889.
JJOTEL YAMHILL.
184-4.
1892.
VOL. IV. NO. 34
100, O ii O cat ridges for tlie experiments of
their board, using a nitro-smokeless
k . sa m » e : ks . rnorniEToR.
compound, from the Wetterin factory
ONLY A NECESSARY HARDENING
First Class in Every Particular. Free
in Belgium. Thirty-six grains of this
SALEM, OREGON.
DISCIPLINE.
Sample Room for Commercial Travelers.
powder is used for tlie charge, with a
Eighteen Departments in full operation.
Farmers can Ret a good dinner here for
Each thoroughly manned and faithfully
bullet composed of nine-tenths lead
25 cent« ; give us a cali. Formerly the Cook taught
He Assert« Tliat the Stories of Brutal
House.
and one-tenth tin, encased in a copper
Training for Farmer boys—For
Hazing at West Point and Annapolis
jacket, the weight of the bullet being
Merchants’ sons for Teach
yy F- IHELSCHNEIDER,
Are Gross Exaggerations.
230 grains. This catridge is longer
ing, Business anti Pro
fessional Life.
than the present Government catridge,
The ohlest and Largset Institution in the
Mr. Broatch’* recent articles in tlie
but it takes 175 of them to equal the
Watchmaker
whole Northwest
public press on tlie hazing at West
weight of 100 of the old ammunition.
and Jeweler. School years opens Sept. 5. 1892. !
Point serve to show that the treatment
Reports of experiments in European
For
catalogue
address.
Osalo In All Kinds of Watches, Jewelry. Plated Ware
of the “plebes” at the two sister insti
countries indicate that eoutiuuous
Clocks and Spectacles. McMINNVILLE. OR.
REV. GEO. WHITAKER, D. D.,
tutes of learning—the military and na
rapid firing of their magazine rifles did
President.
val academies— is strikingly similar.
not result satisfactory in consequence
J. P. TURNEY,
The gruff’ reception of tlie newcomer,
of tlie beating of the gun and lack of
tlie exaggerated abuse l'or small mis
endurance of tlie soldier.
takes,the numberless petty annoyances
A recent experiment in France gives
SURGEON AND PHYSICIAN.
The aim of the college is to offer to are seemingly alike in both places. The
a good idea of the rapidity of fine |x»-
DECISION.
i young men and women the
Specialty of surgery and diseases of women
chief point of difference consists of the »
sible with their magazine small! arm.
Speaking of patent medicines, the
Vxtos Riocx - M c M issvii . i . k . O b .
strong sentiment existing at Awnapoffin^
Ten soldier* were selected to fire
judge says: “I wish to deal fairly [BEST education possible
against “fagging.” A plebe at tlie na
with maximum rapidity at a target
anti
honorably
with
all.
;in«t
whbn
J. C. MICHAUX,
val academy is rarely,if ever, compelled
984 feet distant, representing fifteen
I find an article that will do what
Al the
to perform any menial service for an
men standing a few inches anart.
it is recoinwended to do. I ant not
upper classman, and the fact is proba
Tlie men selected a kneeling (KMiliuii
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
ashamed to say so. 1 am acquaint
VERY LOWEST RATES. bly the result of the two different |>ol-
for firing, and eacli had a companion
ed with Dr. Vanderpool (having
IAFAVETTK, OREOON-
leies of training adopted at the two
standing near him to supply him witli
been treated by him for cancer),
schools—at West Point tlie cadet must
Jan. SI. ’8:«.
another rifle as soon as the one he was
and have used his blood modicine,
himself a private soldier,
using heated to such a degree as to be
known as the S. B. Headache and THE COURSES OF STUDY consider
whereas, at Annapolis, the “middy” is
£ALBREATH * GOUCHER,
unfit for use. Tlie lilts averaged only
Liver cure, and while I am seven Are fully abreast of the times, special constantly reminded that he is “an of
8.6 per cent. The rifles all heated be
ty-five years old. and have used attention being given to
ficer and a gentleman. ” Putting it in
BATTLEDOOR AND SHUTTLECOCK.
tween tlie twentieth and twenty-fifth
many pills and other remedies for
PHYSICIANSAND SURGEONS,
another way, the military cadet (unless
shots, and new ones were immediately
the blood, liver and kidneys. I PI» U Til II. aitdMiE.VTIFK* STI DIES he be a cadet officer) is a private from important “sir;” he must stand atten he youngster,s no matter in what
MeMtNNVn.i.E,
-
•
•
O regon . must say that for a kidney tonic in
banded to the nieu. The soldiers were
THE
NEW
U.
S.
ARMY
GIN.
sunrise to sunrise—the naval cadet is a tion when spoken to; he must never raiment, would rush pell mell to his
compelled from physical exhaustiou
(Office over Bully's Hani?.)
Bright's disease, as an alterative Graduates of the Normal Course are private (or seamani only when on drill. do anything “cheeky,” for it is the door, form in line and present arms
alone to cease firing at tlie end of a
for the blood, or to correct the ac
THE
RAPID-FIRING
KRAG-JOKGEN-
eligible to the
“cheeky” plelies to whom attention is with broomsticks as lie passed.
He is an officer at all other times.
i
time averaging ten minutes for the
J H. BAKER,
tion of the stomach and bowels It
SEN REPEATER.
principally directed. The naval acade This seems the propper jilace to state i
entire party, during which the average
is a very superior remedy, and STATE TEACHERS DIPLOMA With the assumption, then, that the my definition of “cheek” is peculiar that no plebe is subjected to hazing
attitude of tlie upper classmen to the
shots prrinan for the entire party were
I ever tried.
SURGEON AND HOMEOPATHIC beats anything
and comprehensive. It is cheeky for a when on tlie sick list nor is he ever A Rifle That Shoot« Far and FaU—Our 154.2.
J. Ji NELSON, Yakima. Wash,
Send for tlie new Catalogue. Fall “plebes” is generally alike at the two
PHYSICIAN.
At 50 cents a bottle, it is the poor man's
schools, the writer will endeavor in plebe to sit on certain benches in the annoyed if suffering from illness or Army No Longer Behind tlie European
In view of tlie fact that expert
Term opens Sept, (»th.
frieml ami familj- doctor.
what follows to place the custom of grounds, to enter tlie quarters of upper from domestic affections, Another Armies as Regards its Weapons.
soldiers in tlie United States army can
Office Upstairs in the Garrison’Biiilding.
hazing in a somewhat different light classmen, or attempt a witty rejoinder commendable feature of Naval Acad
now tire witli accuracy generally need
from that favored by Mr. Broatch, be in conversation, to whisper, to attend emy hazing is the fact that it is never . The Small Arm Magazine Rille board ed in battle aliout twenty shots per
JJ MILLEN,
lieving that much injury may have the hops and dances, in fact to make indulged in in the presence of other of the United States Army, after near minute witli the present Springfield
than cadets. Should a visitor, male or j ly two years’ labor and experimenting, single loading reflettie new rifle recom
been done both institutions by the himselt conspicuous in any way.
VETERINARY SURGEON AND
somewhat prejudiced, highly sensation Shortly after his entrance the young female, be within sight or hearing,' have finished their work and made mended by tlie board must poseeM su
DENTIST.
al and extremely gloomy narrative ster will probably have to endure end the running is promptly stopped. It is their report. The rifle recommended perior qualifications.
---------- ---------------
with which tliegentleman lias of late less perplexing questions as to liis the prevailing sentiment that the, is the Danish Krag-Jorgensen. This is
Office at McMinnville Pharmacy.
The Next Great Problem of Science.
name, whence he came, whether or not youngsters are not to be placed in any a bolt gun with a fixed magazine hold
been
supplying the press.
All diseases and ailments of the domesti
cated animals treated day or night.
Having spent the full four years at he likes the place, and reasons for embarrasing or annoying position lie ing five cartridges. The magazine lias
Tlie greatest of all our problems to
the naval academy during the palmy each answer. The following is a sam fore outsiders. A continuance of this a cut-off and the rifle can lie used as a day is the making of the utilization of
J|AM.SEY & FENTON,
days of hazing, and not a few months ple of an interview between an upper policy is found in fact that socially single-loader. The piece is cocked au the forces of nature more general, more
and when on leave or liberty the class tomatically', as in the new German“In- efficient, and more fruitfull. Could
only, as Mr. Broatch at West Point, classman and plebe:
distinctions are dropped, courtesy is fantry Rifle, ’88,” witli which it lias the engineer find a way of producing
“
Well,
who
are
you?
”
the
writer
feels
quite
as
competent
as
ATTORNEYS AT-LAW.
shown to all, and for the time living all many points of similarity, having steam power at a fraction its present
“Smith, sir.”
he to pass judgment in the matter—a
McMinnville.
....
Oregon.
“Oh, no, you are not. You are the are naval cadets—not pleliesand upper among other things in common a bar- cost; could he transform heat energy
matter the discussion of which lias
rel cover of thin steel, to which t lie directly nnd without waste into dyna
Office, Rooms 1 and 2 Union Block.
been almost entirely confined to the wild man from Borneo, do you savvy? classmen.
GO TO
Hard feelings between tlie liazers sights are attached.
ranks of those who never experienced Now tell me who you are.”
mic; could iie find a method of evolu
and their victims are rarely devoloped,
“The wild man from Borneo, sir.”
The rifle derives its name from the tion of light without tliat enormous
the sensations of a plebe at either place
McMINNVILLE
“Then what did you say your name ami still more rarely jiermanent. two inventors of its mechanism, Cap loss now inevitable in the form of ac
and know little if anything of tlie sul>-
was Smith, for-? Are you trying to run Tiiose who are harshest and most re tain Krag, director of tlie Konigslierg companying beat; could lie directly
ect.
lentless to a cadet during ins plcbedom (Norway) rifle factory, and the battal produce electricity, without oilier anil
Hazing, whether mild or severe, is, me?”
CARLIN i COULTER, Proprietors
are generally his liest friends after ion armorer, Jorgensen.
“No, sir.”
logically,
indefensible,
just
as
the
great
lost energy, from tlie combustion of
Goods of all descriptions moved and care
The magazine contains five cartridges fuel—could he do these things to-day,
majority of sclioollioy tricks and juve "Answer my question! Stand up wards. Tlie moment lie passed into
ful handling guaranteed. Collections will
be made monthly Hauling of ad kinds
nile pranks generally are indefensible. straight! Shoulders back! Don’t smile.” the third class lie is a privileged lieing and is placed horizontally under and the growth of all that is desirable to
done cheap
And so forth. If he should make an although tlie classes retain their around tlie left of the receiver, into mankind and tlie advancement of all
But hazing, as practiced at the United
States naval academy, hasl>een greatly answer not suiting tlie whim of his in identity and do not fraternize as exten which it opens on the left side, the the interests and powers of tlie race
walls curving upward for this pur|x>se. would be inconceivable accelerated.
exaggerated, and the occasional popu terlocutor the chances are strongly in sively as at West Point.
It is somewhat jieculiar that the pre A door placed on tlie right side of the
lar outbursts of indignation against it favor of his lieing ordered to stand on
Every animate creature 1* a machine
BURNS & DANIELS. have, as a rule, been clear cases of his head, to “lay-aloft” on his ward fix “Mr.” is invarably used in address magazine permits tlie introduction of of enormously higher efficiency as ■
The Ohio Improved Chester boar. Duke
much ado about nothing. Many peo robe, or perform some such impos»i- ing a plebe, and by him in addressing cartridges. The door has on its inner dynamic engine than his moat elabor
of Yamhill. No. 8456 property of Wm. B.
Turner, will be permitted a limited number
ple designate as brutal that which is bility as crawling through the keyhole upper classmen, the latter never uses it face a cartridge guide composed of a ate constructions as illustrated in the
of lows this season. Can lie seen at own
iwi^UThe latter is quite among themselves. It is understood lever and a carrier plate and pushes the 20,000 horse-power engines of the
really merely uncomfortable or annoy or under the door,
er's farm 6 miles southwest of McMinnville.
getting on tlie at Annapolis to make a wide breach cartridges from right to left, feeding “Teutonic” or the “City of Paris” or
FEE,
»2.50
ing. Brutal hazing is rare, indeed it is popular, and coi
to crawl between those mutually appling it and them successively into tlie receiver. A in the most powerful locomotive. A
_
almost extinct at Annapolis, but the floor and actual ilRundeavoring
under
it.
Sometimes
three
or four the greatest joy of tlie newly-made lever ojierated by a thumb-lug on tlie gymnotus living in the mud of a trop
milder
forms
of
the
practice,
termed
I. W.COWLS. LEE LAUGHLIN E. C APPERSOH
Preeldent.
Vic. President.
Cashier
“running,” flourish. They consist of plebes are occupied at this simulta- third-classman is expreiienced when left side of tlie receiver when desired, ical stream puts to shame man’s l>e*t
the now second and first classman ad partially closes tlie opening from tlie
verbal criticism, annoying cross-ques neously.
effort in the production of electricity;
tioning and a host of minor harass “Choo-Coe,” referred to by Mr. dress him by his lastjname alone; and magazine and shut* off- tlie supply of and tlie minute insects that flashes
ments, generally ridiculous in their na Broatch, is common at Annapolis, but the most lieart rending humiliating cartridges. Tlie rifle can then lie fed across id* lawn on a summer eveniug,
McMinnville, Oregon,
the writer never saw or heard of any snub he can receive from a memlier of by hand and used as a single loader, or tlie worm that lights his path in the
ture.
one
at all injured, or greatly fatigued either of the higher classes is to have says the New York Herald. The mag garden, exhibits a system of iliumin-
The
popular
opinion
held
is
that
the
Paid up Capital, $50,000.
plebes, as a Ixxly, writhe and chafe un by it. Running up stairs backwards the chilly “Mr.” again tacked on, as is azine can lie ii-charged tiefore complete ncomparable superior to his most per
der the persecutions inflicted upon on all fours is a difficult feat often re occasionally done when a third-class- ly being emptied of cartridges.
Transacts a General Banking Business,
electric lights. Here i* nature's chal-
Points to Remember for 1892, in the purchase of Gro them. That they become embittered quired by the youngsters. “Rabbit violates the rules of etiquett toward the As regards convenience of loading fect
Deposits Received Subject to Check
lengetoman!
Man wastesone-fourth of
Interest allowed on time deposits.
from the kneeling or lying down posi all tlie heat of his fue! as utilized in his
ceries.
and discouraged and maddened. This races” are at times indulged in, and senior cadet.
Sall sight exchange and telegraphic trans
It
is
’
a
noteworthy
fact,
in
support
of
tions tlie Krag-Jorgensen offers certain steam boiler, and often ninety per cent
is not so. An individual of high strung consists of racing on all fours along the
fers on New York, San Francisco and Port-i Fully one-half of the People do not stop to consider
nervous temperament and feminine corridor of the buildings, the one com the statement previously made relative advantages over those rifles having tlie as used in Ids open fireplaces; nature,
land.
the money they can save during the year in purchasing goods of a sensitiveness may suffer thus, but, tak ing in first being generally allowed to to the opinions of plebes as to liaz.ing vertical underfeed magazine.
Collections made on all accessible points. i
firm that pays strict attention to the selling of First Class Goods en as a body, the “youngsters,” (a escape to iris room, and the hindmost that, when the plebes are summoned Tiie length of the rifle without bayo in tlie animal system, utilizes substan
Office hours from 9 a. m. So 4 p m.
I
tially all. He produces light by can
at a Small Profit.
common Annapolis name for plebes), man condemned to some more undesir as witnesses against an upper class net is 4.36 feet; with bayonet 5 21 feet; dle, oil lamp or electricity, but submit*
man
cour
hartialed
for
liaz.ing,
they
weight witli bayonet 9.83 pounds. toa loss of from one-fifth to more than
not only philosophic under the or able performance, sueli as dancing a
People usually go to the nearest place regardless of are
deal, but at times are amused by it. clog witli a tin bucket on iris head and are extremely loath to furnish damag There are six grooves in tlie rifling and nine-tenths of all Ills stock of available
cost. We sell our goods cheap and deliver them at your door. They are not the objectors. Once in a a book in his mouth, at the same time ing evidence. They evade question» the twist is one turn in 11.8 inches.
You will be able find every thing in the grocery line in our store. while one of the aforesaid tender mam trying to knock a book similarly- held say as little as they can, try to shield The first thing tliat will probably energy as heat; she, in the glow-worm
House, Sign, and Ornanu ntiil Painter
accused, and have even been strike one on looking at the piece is the and fire-fly, produces a lovelier light
We are in it—The Grocery Business; and we will al ma's darlings gets his feelings hurt, l>e- out of the mouth of another unfortun tlie
The Only Sign Writer in the County.
known
to refuse positively to testify, great size of the barrel and tlie uexttbe without waste measurable by our most
ways give you the best goods in the city for the money. We give comes homesick and writes a sensa ate, lioth holding their hands liebind
(lumen fitted up in the Neatest and Most
thereby risking dismissal. While iu small size of the magazine. Tlie true delicate Instrument*. He throws aside
tional account of his trials. This is their backs throughout.
cash or trade for all produce, suit yourself in the matter.
Artistic Style.
some
ease* this state of affairs may lie barrel, however, is concealed from view as low nine-tenths of his [>otential en
read by people unfamiliar with the true
One of the most dreaded commands
Designs furnished for Decorations.
partly
due to fear of retaliation by tlie except just at the muzzle. Tlie outside ergy when attempting to develop me
spirit of the school, nnd a wave of in is that to repair to the room of some
chanical |siwer; she is vastly more
Remember Paper Hanging and Inside Fur
dignation sweeps over the land; the other upper classman and tear Iris hazer’s classmates, it is, undoubtedly, steel casing is strong enough to protect economical. But in all cases her meth
nishing a Specialty.
almost
entirely
due
to
the
fact,
that
the
the shooting barrel from injury anti to ods are radically different from his,
youngster may go home and pose as a bed to pieces, upset his table, and
Work taken by Contract orbv the Day. Ex
martyr. He doubtless belongs there, create disorder generally, regardless of witness’ own classmate, plebes like carry the bayonet and sights.
perienced men employed.
though they are as yet oitseure. Na
Tlie air space between the two barrels ture converts available forms of energy
for the navy is no place for liis kind. the presence of the occupant of the himself, encourage such conduct, and
Third Street, McMinnville, Oregon.
would
heartily
disapprove
of
any
other
prevents the outer barrel from becom into precisely those other forms which
A parallel cannot well l>e drawn be room. The latter is sure to wreak hor
tween the military and naval acade rible vengeance on tlie hapless plebe, course. Plebes have been known to be ing so overheated as to burn tlie hands are needed for her purposes, in exactly
mies on the one hand and colleges on who is acting under strict orders, put in Coventry, and are always sure to or melt off’tlie sights in rapid firing.
tlie right quantity, and never wastes,
DERBY A BOYER,
the other, for the military and naval though the upper classman knows lose caste witli their classmates for re The true barrel is secured to this as does invariably the engineer, a large
porting
or
testifying
against
upper
Proprietors of The McMinnville
cadets are all supposed to be physically perfectly well that such is tlie case.
easting at tlie breech end, but at tlie part of tlie initial stock by tlie produc
sound and robust when they enter. This vengeance may take any or all classmen for hazing them.
m uzzle passes freely through the tube, tion of energies that she does not want
After all, this ridiculous, time-hon
Their whole training is aimed at fitting of numerous forms, such as reporting
it can thus expand or contract. There ami cannot utilize. She goes directly
I have enlarged my store and have combined a full and complete stock of them for a life of hardship and rough in person to the instigator of the plot ored custom of hazing, like most other being no bands to tighten nor wood to
to her goal. Why should not man? He
usage, fatigue and privation, and for for “treatment,” at certain inconven evils, is not wholly without its good warp and mvell adjoining tlie inner has but to imitate her processes.— Prof.
Sash, Doors, Mouldings. Glass, Paints, Oils, Varnishes, Brushes,
Situated at the Southwest corner of the
points.
It
teaches
discipline,
self-con
dealing with enemies.
barrel, the liability of the rifles being JI. II. Thvrtton in September Porum.
ient hours; during a large number of
Fair GrOunds. All sizes of
And everything belonging to this class of goods
The oft repeated charge that hazing “choo-coo;” standing on his head trol and respect for seniors in rank; it sprung thereby is entirely overcome.
First-Class Drain Tile
tends to brutalize the upper classman whenever his tormentor passes; sing develops patience, good nature and There are two front sights, one placet! We’ll ride it down till everybody see« it
Have
also
Combined
a
Line
of
Fishing
Tackle
&
Guns
and to degrade and humble the plebe ing the words of his wash-list to the plucky persistence. Hard knocks and over the axis of the piece for short and Till everybody is sick of seeing it
kept constantly on hand at lowest living
¡s a jumped at conclusion, depending tune of “Mary Had a Little Lamb;" rough usage do far more to develop the middle distances, the other attached to Till everlxxly knows it without seeing it
prices
DERBY * BOYER,
This with my Immense Stock of
wholly upon a priori reasoning by an standing guard with a broomstick in character a naval officer should possess right side of tlie upper band for long —that I)r. Sage's Catarrh Remedy
<1-
McMiinville, Oregon.
inexpert jury, Looked at a posteriori front of the violated room for a whole than cuddling and pampering-
distances.
cures Die worst cases of chronic catarrh
the results are precisely the reverse of Saturday afternoon; or flapping his The youth who has not the physical
The caliber of the Danish gun is .315 in the head, catarrhal headache and
those alleged, for no more gentlemanly, arms and crowing like a rooster when and mental strength and the pluck to and it carries a bullet weighing 237.6 “cold in the head.” In perfect faith
ALTOGETHER MAKES A COMPLETE COMBINATION
endure hazing as practiced at the
manly and honorable set of men is to ever the bugle blows.
grains, with a charge of 33.9 grains of its makers, the Worln’s Dispensary
As to stocks, but not with any other firm or men.
United States naval academy had bet Danish smokeless powder, giving an Medical Araoctation of Buffalo, N. Y.,
—DEALER IN—
be found anywhere than American
On the practice cruiser the young
ter
choose
some
other
calling
than
tliat
STILL RUN MY BUSINESS AT THE OLD STAND. WHERE PRICES army and navy officers, as all who sters usually exceptionally persistent
initial velocity of 1,968 feet per second. offers to jmy $500 to any one suffering
AND GOODS CAN'T BE BEAT.
have come in contact with them know. “running.” The surronndings, when of a naval officer. He lias not the stuff’ The question of producing for the from chronic catarrh in I lie head
They are courteous and courageous, on board ship for the first time are out of which Rodneys and Blakes, army of the United States a magazine whom they cannot cure.
Call ami see me before buying.
The Finest Line of Confection
magnanimous and generous, and yet bewildering enough anyhow, and the Nelsons and Farraguts are made.
Now if the conditions were reversed -
rifle of reduced caliber, lias engaged
O.O.
IIODSON.
firm, selfcontrolled and dignified.
upper classmen profit by this to worry
if they asked you to pay $>00 for for a
ery in the City.
the
attention
of
the
Ordinance
Depart
The Greatest Growth.
One of the evidences that the plebe’s the plebes more than they might other
ment for a long time, and in December jKisitive cure you might hesitate. Here
All kinds of Produce taken at the
lot is not such a dismal one as many wise do. Advantage|is taken of their The year of greatest growtli in boys 1890, a lioard of officers were assembled are reputable men, with years of honor
are led to believe, is found in the fact ignorance to make them do numberless is the seventeenth; in girls, the four- to consider and recommend a suitable able dealing; thousands of dollars and a
that a plebe is never permitted to rediculous things. Such for example teen tii, says the British Medical Month magazine system for rifles and car great name laick of them and they say
Call and examine my Stock and
—-‘We can cure you Is-cause we have
laugh or even smile in the presence of ar« speeding aloft when the dinner .call ly. While girls reach full height in bines.
get Prices.
an upper classman, particularly when sounds; hauling for dear life on a back the fifteenth year, they acquire full
The question of satisfactory ammuni cured thousands of others Just like
A. II. G aunt .
undergoing his “running.” The rea stay when the decks are ordered swept weight at the age of twenty. Boys are tion was the first to be decided. The you—if we can’t we will pay |you |500
son of this is the knowledge on the down; gathering up the loose lielaying stronger than girls from birtli to the reduction in caliber innolved a corres for tlie acknowledge that there's one
part of the upper classmen that the pins and carrying them below when eleventh year; then girls become super ponding reduction in size of the cat whom we can’t cure.”
tendency of the “youngster” is to hammocks are piped, etc.
ior physically to the seventeenth year, ridge and in the space occupied by the They lielieve in themselves. Isn’t it
Gates <S Henry, Props.
smile, the whole proceeding being so
Oue of the writer’s classmates, for an when the tables are again turned and charge; consequently either the present worth a trial? Isn't a trial preferable
McMinnville,
-
Oregon.
comical and humorous generally, and unintentional mistake, was made to remain so. From November to April charge had to be compressed within to catarrh?
by forbidding laughter another and spend all night in the chain-locker, children grow very little and gain no the prescribed limits or a more ener
Germany has .385 military bands.
really great annoyance is inflicted. and made to cry out in Iris dungeon- weight; from April to July they gain in i getic explosive
employed.
The
“Wipe off" that smile and put it in ■ like retreat whenever the ship’s bell height but lose in weight, and from I powder desired was one which could
While a boy at Newcastle. Ind., was
your pocket! ” is an order of hourly oc- I «truck, “I am not mad! I am not mad!” July to Novemiier they increase great-1 be packed into the smallest possible diving one of hia companions cracked
currence at the school.
I at the same time rattling the chains. ly in weight, but not in height.
space, devolop tlie utmost energy and two stones together under the water,
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The demeanor of the upper classmen | The same man when he become a third
keep indefinite]»- under all possible causing a concussion. In a few min
to plebes is undoubtedly insolent and class man, had what he called his A Shelbyville (Ind.) girl, who, in • circumstances. But up to tlie present utes the l»y Is'gati complaining of
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menacing. The newcomer, who is apt “guard.” This was composed of eight knitting a pair of hose for her best fel- time, the board is still in search of its something hurting in his ear and with
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Will be Especially Interesting during the Fall Cam of himself,is taught that he is the lowest ed to enter or leave his room in state yarn to finish the second stocking, de- powder, called “Cordite” is used in the hear, except loud tones. His physi
Corner Second and E Streets, one block
naval officer in rank in tbe service. he would sing
tones: liberately unraveled the first hose to new magazine arm. The United States cian« think the drum of tlie ear 1«
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He must always answer with the all- “Turn out the
!” Thereupon finish the second.
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