“Mar-hall'« gold nugget " will be ex-l ’ what my position then was ami always ’ vision or deported by vigor of tlie law. WHY DO WOMEN LACK "HUMOR!” sheis either alone all day for six’days out of seven, or she has only the com . burden or a pest in their own land, liibited at tlie World's Fair by Cali ha« lieen upon this subject. T lielieve A ” Out or Hany Women panionship of small children, who, how fornia, and it is safe to say that thous that gold and silver bullion should be they l are dumped upon American It 1» “Snubbed HARDING L HEATH, Publishers. in Early Life. ever merry they may be. do not call out. i and cling to cities as offensive ands will consider it one of the most treated exactly alike in the mints of shores, One of the brightest women whom I much rivalry of wit and repartee. She interesting of the innumerable objects the United States; that is, a dollar’s fungi, or spread throughout the country know recently deplored in print the lack may have the wittiest husband in the SUBSCRIPTION RATES. •n* Copy , per year, inadvance................. $1 00 which will lie displayed at, the great I j worth of silver should be coined into a as : weeds to the injury of public growth of a ‘ ‘sense of humor” in women. She world, but she sees him only in the Oss Cspy, aix month» in advanco............. 'O ex|>ositioii. This is the identical nug silver dollar, and a dollar’s worth of The influx is becoming intolerable and speaks of this sense as generally a mo morning, when he is hurrying to get 1 . _— get which Marshall picked up in the gold should lie coined into a gold dol is alarming. This objectionable immi nopoly of men—notably of newspaper away to his work, or at night, when he Entered at the poetoffice at McMinnville American river, Feb. 16, 1848, when se lar, and if no charge is made for the gration is as bad as that of Chinese in men. While I admit that men laugh comes home tired and subdued by Oregon, as second-class matter. lecting a site for Sutter’s mill, and coining of one then no charge should itself; much worse in contemplation of and joke more than women do as a the work of the day—at neither class, I do not lielieve that they have wliich times is even a witty the future. The ballot rules. Chinese more natural wit or a quicker sense of i 1 of All eubteribert who do not receive their which constituted tlie first discovery lie made for the coining of the other. man apt to scintillate to any of gold in California. The nugget is are forbidden the ballot. All from Eu “ In my opinion the declaration made payer regularly will confer a favor by im the ludicrous. The seriousness and 1 great extent. He may be one of those mediately reporting the fame to thia office about the size of a lima bean, and, on upon this subject by the democratic rope are admitted to tlie governing ma gravity of most women are primarily very newspaper men who are so account of its associations anil the al party at its recent national convention chinery. Of nationalities from which the result of early snubbing; seconda good comrades in the office; if so, he most incalculable wealth and develop is perfectly sound in principle and only a few hundreds yearly emigrated rily, of tlie lonely lives which most of lias been for the most of the day, even Thursday, August IS, 1892. though hard at work at his desk, in an ment wliich have resulted from its find enunciates tlie only true public pol to the United States prior to 1870, hun them live after marriage. As to the first cause: I wonder if there atmosphere of mental electricity, if one ing, is regarded as an almost priceless icy.” dreds of thousands have since swarmed R isolcttoxs of C ondolence and ai l O bit - a girl in the world with the least sense may say so; he has had that impetus uary Poetry will be charged for ar regular treasure. The senator quotes the silver plank and every year, every month, every is of fun, the least love of rational laugh and incentive which is so provocative of advertising rates. week, the inpour is increasing in pest and then goes on to argue that its de « ter and merriment, who does not con and sprightly thought, the attrition * * ws The dispatches of the daily papers mands cannot lie met unless tlie metal iferous volume. Some weeks ago, in tinually hear “Wliat a rattlebrain! Is wit S ample C opies O f T he T elephone -K egie - of kindred minds; quips, quirks, puns, ter will be mailed to any person in the are full of strikes. If the laboring man in gold and silver coins is of equal val New Y’ork harbor, there were landed anything sacred from your funmaking?” bright sayings and apt retorts have been United States or Europe, who desires one, is oppressed in the ratio to the amount ue to tlie coin while still in bullion from four steamers in one day, from as or, “How can you find so much to laugh passing under his eyes and exploding in free of charge < • of strikes, he is the most oppressed form, for coinage in his view adds no many ports in Europe, a total of 4493 at? You laugh just like a boy!” or,“Ido his ears all day, continually suggesting W k I xvits Yoe To CoarABK Tin: Tzr.t- free man on earth. There is no dis thing to the intrinsic value of the met immigrants, less than 800 of them Eng believe you’d see something funny in a Others, and keeping him constantly on fhoxe -R eo I stkr with any other paper guising tlie fact that labor and capital al. He says that although the United lish speaking, over 3000 from Mediter funeral!” or, worst of all, “Those who hia metal. But even newspaper men published in Yandiill county are at tlie sword’s point and will re States has coined over $400,900,000 ranean countries, of alien race. The laugh while they are young must cry are sometimes tired at night, and it is they are old!” doubtful if even the veriest clown is main so until some genius arises and in silver since 1888, it has not increased United States does not want such im when I never noticed any unusual graviiy very funny in the bosom of his family. a way out of the present conten the value of the bullion, but on the migrants. It is time to stop the drool in girl babies, or that they gurgle and Probably the wife of a funny man hears THE ! finds tion. As we grow older labor troubles contrary that value had decreased. and drivel about this country lieing“an laiigh less than boys. Indeed the two less of his fun than any other of his ac increase and the great question disturb The senator asserts that neither gold asylum for the oppressed of every kin very merriest, jolliest, most rollicking quaintances. ing the minds of conservative labor nor silver coin, except subsidiary coins, dred, nation and tongue.” It is rapid babies I ever knew were girls. But A very old book inquires, "How can and conservative capital is: Where will ever again enter very generally in ly coming about that tlie “oppressed” quite possibly they grew up to be two one be warm alone?” But it is easier to will it end? Unless, something is <14bie to use in any great commercial country are the Americans who own property. of the “slow” wives whom their hus be warm alone than to be witty alone. find so dull company. The con Wit is eminently a social instinct; the to quiet this contention there is a pos blit they will serve as a basis for the is They are being told by the rabble of bands fined and restrained lives which are laid funniest man mopes if shut up alone sibility of a revolution where lalxir can sue of the currency. Any measure foreign laborers that property-owners out for most girls are of themselves sad where no one hears his fun. And it is LARGEST UKCILATIOA. assert itself by sheer force of numbers. that would broaden this basis would have no rights.—A’on bniMiro Argo dening. Au occasional walk, ball or more than probable that his sense of After its triumph we probably would lienefittbe world generally, but this naut. party, in all of which there is more or humor would suffer serious eclipse or FOR less restraint, does not have the inspirit total extinction if for ten hours every be worse off, as a nation. A place be cannot be done by the fabrication of CROP-WEATHER BILLETIN'. The benefit of the people who I tween tlie two extremes is the safe two coins of the same denomination, ing, enlivening effect of the everyday day for a series of years he heard noth do not take it we again remark j freedom which the boy enjoys. ing funnier than the rattle of crockery, that the price is < place and everyone recognizes it. Hut but of unequal intrinsic value. This For Week Ending Tuesday, Aug. 1G. 1 89‘i- If a girl is born in a poor family her the clatter of a carpet sweeper, the click how will it lie arrived at? That is the has been demonstrated by our experi U. S. Signal Service. constant need of drudging indoors is clack of a sewing machine and the ONE DOLLAR question. ence during the last fourteen years enough to kill her fumqgking proclivi racket and crying of children. per year. It is tlie only out) WESTERN OREGON. with silver as a legal tender and we are ties; if she is born to inoney the arti E lizabeth A kers . and out democratic pa;>er pub- [ The department of the interior’s The past week was attended by very ficialities and formalities of her life soon lished in Yamhill County and eighth bulletin of statistics of religious still on a gold basis. A Ready Reply. The senator says there are only two favorable weather for all crops. The destroy all her spontaneity. The so Foote’s ready reply to the caution, bodies lias lieen issued. It contains ways in which the basis of circulation rainfall, though light and confined called “best society,” which regards a GOES INTO hearty laugh as a vulgarity and the “Your handkerchief, sir, is hanging out the returns for nine denominations. ïj nuiura-t ! The largest of these nine liodies is that can be broadened by the use of silver as principally to the northern counties, natural expression of any emotion as a ‘ of your pocket,” was of high merit, both' TIIE HOMES part of the real money. First, by the was well distributed and proved very sign of ill breeding, cannot be supposed from the surprise and for the cordial the democratic population, ] c Of thus making it especially, known as the Disciples of Christ, oth coinage of the silver dollar containing beneficial to vegetation. a very hotbed for the propagation of way in which the caution was accepted, sought by tlie advertisers. If i erwise called Christians, and sometimes a dollar’s worth of silver; secondly, by The temperature was a trifle below original wit and humor; and it may ••Thank you, sir; you know the company your business needs strength- ■ designated as “Campbelites,” a term an international agreement on a ratio. normal; the extremes ranging between safely be said that if society women are better than I do.”—Gentleman’s Maga ening try advertising in tlie , which is offensive to them. The de He admits that it would be unfair for _____ 43 and 88 degrees. In most sections not famous for flashing wit and brilliant zine. T elephon e -R roister . • nomination of which President Gar tlie United States acting alone, to make there was an average amount of sun repartee, neither are the rank and file of A shad 26 inches long, 3% inches >c Street, society men famous for the sparkle and thick and weighing 9 pounds 4*^ ounces field was an honored member lias 641,- the present value of silver bullion the shine. > McMinnville. Or. irresistibility of their original humor. 05o communicants, with church prop basis of adjustment, because the partial was caught in the Hudson river recent W «JKAAA/iZ ********* Late spring grain is doing well. Fall My merriest schoolmate (I had boy ly at Esopus, N. Y. erty valued at $12,206,038. Of its 7246 demonetization of silver by limiting grain is nearly all threshed in most schoolmates, too) was a girl; not sim organizations 5324 own church edifices, this coinage has undoubtedly had con sections. national democratic ticket . ply a laughing girl, laughing as all with a total seating capacity of 1,609,424. siderable influence in deprecating its The hay crop is nearly secured. In young creatures rejoice until cured by | MRS. N. B. SMITH, HIK PRESIDENT. The Christians, or Christian Connec price and appreciating the price of gold some localities clover is in need of rain. time or training, but a born humorist— i ( : BOV ER CLEVELAN I », tion, a kindred laxly, which was or Free coinage of silver would bring the Fashionable Dressmaker. witty herself and the cause of wit in i I Hops are reported as doing well. of New York. ganized early in the present century, values nearer and a true ratio for coin Corn is ripening slowly owing to the others. In her inspiring presence the FOR VICE PRESIDENT, Has opened a dressmaking parlor on B dull and grave awoke to vivacity and lias 90,718 communicants, and church age would be found at some point be absence of heat during the week. ADDAI E. STEVENSON, street, opposite the Christian church, and liveliness and the brilliant became daz property valued at $1,637,202. The of Illinois. tween 16 to 1 and the present relative Oats and barley are being harvested; zling. I have known some men humor is prepared to do all kinds of dressmaking, cleaning and repairing of gentlemen’s Evangelical Association, which is a prices of silver and gold bullion. the indications are for a short yield. For Presidential Electors, ists, and I admired and appreciated clothes» Methodisticliody of German origin, has . of Jackson, 1 The senator says it may be impossi- The potato crop shows no improve them, but not one of them was quicker W. M. C’OLVIG . of Clatsop, upward of 133,313 members. The Sev ' ble for one nation to fix a stable ratio G eo . E. N olano .. ment aud farmers are looking for a to see a droll possibility, more ingenious For Sale—Will sell 80 acres or 200 .. .of Jackson H obt . A. M iller , in turning a funny sentence, more inex acres of first class hill land, suitable for ... .of Baker. enth Day Adventists, who are a and if so an international conference is very short yield. W. F. B utcher . ... branch of the general movement the only tribunal that can extricate us haustible in resource, more constantly Fruit« of all kinds have ripened fast with wit than that girl whom fruit or stock ranch, 11 miles from Mc The more the people think of politics led by William Miller in the fifth dec from tlie present situation. and large quantities are being shipped a-bubble nobody ever heard of, excepting her Minnville. Price 80 acres, $4 per acre; j ade of tlie present century, have 28,991 In conclusion tlie senator says be will to different markets. and the effect of republican legislation schoolmates (not six of whom knew how 200 acres $3.50 per acre. Call on or ad- j the stronger the necessity of electing members, and the church of God, a di ' support any measure that will fully re- to admire her) and the grown up friends dress J. E. Jensen, box 203, McMinn-1 EASTERN OREGON. vision of the Seventh-Day Adventists 1 monetize silver and insure equality of < 'leveland appears to them. who were continually wet blanketing ville, Or. During the week just, closed the body, has 647 memliers. Tlie other the dollars coined from the two metals, weather has been exceptionally propi her. The campaign hat caaze 1ms not yet bodies mentioned in tlie bulledn are: • and he sincerely hopes that the ap- tious to all kinds of farm work. With Unfortunately hers was a rich family, SUMMONS. struck this city. The thing under the Primitive Methodist church, 1764 com ’ proaching conference will be able to the exception of a few scattered show and she was early put into the crimping hat if fully equipped with brains, is municants; Union American Metho ’ reach such an agreement as will meet ers in Morrow Jind Gilliam counties the and fluting machine of “good breeding” In the Circuit Court of the State of Oregon for Yamhill County. able to make known the politics of ths dist Episcopal church (colored), 2279; • the approval of all governments partic- rainfall has Lieen rather less than aver and etiquette, trained for that sort of Stiua Madson, Plaintiff,) i “society” which looks on all originality owner without the disfigurement of a United Zion’.« children, 525, and the ! ipating in it. vs - age and in some localities is greatly as eccentricity, “and eccentricity is such Society for Ethical Culture, founded James It Madson, Deft.! ermpaign liat. bad form, you know!” Years after I needed. To James II. Madson,said defendant: In by Professor, Felix Adler in New York FOREIGN IMMIGRATION. met her again. What was she? A ma tlie name of the State of Oregon you are The temperature has been quite high The campaign, so far as tlie republi in 1876, which lias 1046 memliers. hereby notified and required to be (ind ap chine with the springs taken out; a bobo . The Native Born Americans are being generally, the extremes ranging lre- link taught to sing fashionable music; a pear in the above named court in the above can party is concerned, lias lieen entitled suit by Monday .the 26tli dayof Sep tween 55 and 101 degrees. Generally CARLISLE ON FREE COINAGE. very quiet. That party has had the Supplanted by Foreigners. lifeless creature to put fine tember. A. D., 1892, that being the first day ; speaking such crops as could be im beautiful, clothes on, to take to the opera, to be of the next term of said court following the , pleasure of denouncing the same man by favorable weather have possibly betrayed into a well bred smile. expiration of the six weeks’ publication of Of the men composing the mobs of proved I twice before this campaign ami they as No Discrimination Should be Made in summons, and answer the plaintiff’s a decided improvement. The snafflebit and checkrein of “socie this Favor of One Metal. strikers who have been taking human shown ! complaint therein tiled against you.and you i i a matter of fact have used all their Wheat harvesting is progressing ty ” had done their work. will take notice that, that if you fail so to lives and destroying property during wadding. And how is it with the poorer girl? If appear and answer, for the want thereof, Senator ('ariisle has addressed a letter the pa«t fortnight, nine-tenths are for nicely. No change in the condition she lives at home she must manage and the plaintiff will apply to said court for the ' spring wheat is noted. In Grant contrivo and help her overworked relief »raved for in,said complaint, which On Monday last, Gladstone visited to John A. Lyne, of Henderson, Ky., eigners. A naval officer, now in San of is. in brief, for a decrej of said court dis county fall wheat is said to be yielding Queen Victoria for the fourth time as in answer to his question whether the Francisco, who was United States in mother; the very labor of living is de solving the bonds of matrimony existing from 22 to 32 bushels to tlie acre. senator had heretofore lieen in favor of spector of steel at Homestead a year her prime minister. The life of this pressing. If she supports herself and between the plaintiff and the defendant Spring oats are yielding poorly in lo others, her life is a fight; her only asso and for an order of said court giving the old man ha« been an honorable one and the free coinage of silver, and whether ago, was obliged to take interpreters plaintiff the custody of the minor children his cause has been the cause of the peo his views on the subject had under witli him during his tour of the yards. calities, while fall oats are heavy and ciates are girls as poor and dreadfully in of the parties and changing her name to well filled. gone any change. Senator Carlisle earnest as herself; there is small chance Stina Nelson It is about time that this country put a ple. The new ministry will probably This summons is served by publication stop to the admission of these murder The hay crop is being harvested rap for the cropping out of fun in a working thereof, bv virtue of an order of Hon. Geo l>e able to bring the vexed questions says: girl’s humdrum existence. If she mar H. Burnett, judge of said court, hearing idly; in portions of Sherman county it “ Tlie answer to your question de ous scoundrels. If Americans are to • with the United States to an end as ries a poor man there is the same old date of August 2nd, 1892. they will probably be enthusiastic and pends largely uixiii what you mean by have their property destroyed, tlie lives is the best crop in many years. RAMSEY & FENTON, grind, with added responsibilities, pre A 11-33 Corn and potatoes would be improv tlie ‘ free coinage of silver. ’ Tf you Attorneys for Plaintit! of their employes menaced, and the expedite business for a time at least. occupying and depressing. For years mean tlie policy urged by many under laws of their states set at defiance by ed by more rain. The fruit crop shows some improve It is hoped that the revivalist, Mrs. which the government of the United gangs of ruffianly foreign workmen, ment. States would lie compelled by law to woodford, who has lieen creating sen the Americans had lietter move out and In Sherman county grapes are plen- sations in every town that she lias vis receive 68 cents’ worth of silver bullion let them have tlie whole country to ful. ited, will not come to this peaceful lit when presented by the owner and coin themselves. B. S. P aole , tle city. From what we can learn her is at tlie expense of all the people of Congress hesitates or delay s to act in Observer. work does not tend to properly instil the country and compel the people by relation to European immigration; the Yon will find, a Complete line of religious teachings. During the ex law to receive the coin as tlie equiva character of the immigration that has ADVERTISED LETTER LIST. citement of her work many are con lent of 109 cents, my answer is that I predominated during the past twenty is Published Exclusively in this verted, but as soon as she leaves the re ani not now and never have lieen in fa years is everv week becoming more in Tbift List Paper Every Two „Weeks. vor of it. I stand now where my la ligious thoughts seem to vanish from tolerable and very seriously threaten mented predecessor, Mr. Beck, and I ing the future condition of the republic the most devout of her follower«. Following are the letters remainingfor stood together in 1878, when the so- and the public welfare. Uniformity in i two weeks in the postoffice at McMinn As will Ire seen by the press dispatch called ‘Bland-Allison bill’ was passed popular sentiment on the Pacific coast ville, Oregon, Aug 17, 1892 : es the five men elected by the republi by Congress, under whieli tlie secre upon tlie immigration of Chinese,with Ames, E ' Mirritt, A J can managers as an advisory commit tary of the treasury was re<|uired to out division of party politics, lias so Allen, Aron Nevins, H B tee aggregate a wealth of over $100,000,1 purchase and coin monthly not less wrought upon congress that the evil Farmer, Cameron Phillips, Benton 000. This means that the campaign than $2,000,000 nor more than $4,000,000 REM EM BEK OUR BLENDED COFFEE IS THE VERY BEST has been quite abated. The immigra- Hokanson, ; Hildur Stewart, Geo fund will he greater than ever and it worth of silver bullion. I tion of Chinese to the United States Hawks, C W Savage, W R shakes one’s faith in a popular form of “When flint Gill passed tlie house of Highest market price paid for produce, either in cash had its beginning in California, on the Joost, , Strong, J L C H government. There is no question but, representatives it provided for the free discovery-of gold, and has all the time Jackson, . or merchandise. x Stewart, Ella Walter if the voters will sell, enough of them and unlimited coinage of the silver dol lieen directed to the Pacific coast, main- . Thomas, J E Joplin, Wm will Ire purchased to carry the doubtful lar, but after it went to tlie senate Mr. j ly to California, but lately to British ; Goods delivered promptly to any part of the city free. Tuttle, It A Kelly, P J states for Harrison. The honest voters Beck offered an amendment which Columbia, on account of restrictive ; Murry, Wils Walker, Mrs V Orders given the driver will receive in either party have little cause for en provided that the secretary of tlie treas laws and exclusion declared against the ; Wright, Miss J prompt attention. couragement in the outlook.— n<>*rbnry ury should purchase at the market Mongol race. The immigration from Miller, T L Parties calling for the above letters lit rirrr. price each month not less than $3,000,- Europe was more or less a subject of ■ will please say “Advertised.” If not , Tlie collating of elaborate statistics Is 000 worth of silver bullion, or as much popular contention in tlie early years of called for in two weeks they will be not necessary to establish tlie fact that more as could be coined at tlie’ mint, tlie republic, according to tlie nativity sent i to tlie dead letter office as “un-1 there is a steady tendency toward a de tlie senioragc to lie paid in the treasury, of the immigrant« aud agreeably to the claimed. , ” J. C. C ooper , P. M. ——— cline in tlie price of commodities. and whenever tlie bullion could not be race prejudices of communities. The Camp »Jones, Aug. 15th. Long years ago, before there was a tar purchased at less than par with legal immigration prior to 1870 however, was tender notes any owner of silver bul iff’, political economist« explained tlie 1 very different from that which lias The camp seem« quite deserted, only causes of this decline in prices. It re lion might deposit it for coinage oil tlie since come, and is now overrunning four tents being on tlie ground this mains for tlie modern republican polit- same terms as gold was deposited." tlie entire country, although tlie larger morning. Quite a rain visited this; ical economist to explain that tlie de Senator Carlisle here quotes at some I portion seek and infest tlie larger cities place last Saturday, but all were pre-1 « cline is caused by the tariff and thus is length from speeches made by Senator and manufacturing district«. The pared for it so no one suffered any in Beck at the time of tlie passage of tlie a benefit to the people. These same I country in the earlier period needed con veniece. economists explain that the wages of | ‘‘Bland-Allison bill” to the effect that j immigrants, for the expansion of agri- Blackberries seem plenty as yet, but I the laliorer are increasing ns the price lie (Mr. Beck), desired that tlie people ; culture and occupation of the vast wild the rain will probably spoil all that are i of goods decrease. If this were true of the United States should receive the lands, for mechanical employments, ripe. what a happy time we all would have j lienetit of the difference, if any, be ! and for every manner of laboring pur A pleasant little party was given last when this idea reaches its logical con tween tlie actual and the coined value suits. Immigrants of hardy- nature Saturday night at the residence of Mrs. ■ clusion; the time when you could get ' of tlia bullion. At tlie time, says Sena-1 were mostly needed Their skill in Field Allen, for Miss Leia Baker, who all the necessities of life for nothing i tor ('ariisle, silver was only 8 to 19 per trades, their willingness to labor, their returned to McMinnville Sunday. All and get large wages for doing nothing. cent lielow gold, while it is now about ! adaptability to every kind of employ spent a very pleasant evening. I 45 per cent, and if it was not right and ment were ruling considerations. Until The dancing parties are no more. One of the last acts of the Fifty-sec-j ; just to tlie |ieople then to donate a sen- j tlie immigration of Germans in consid One string is broken on tlie banjo and mid congress was to put a premium ’ i ¡»rage of 8 to 10 jier cent, to the “com erable number—as late as 1840—from the mouth organ boy lias blown him upon doing good. In other word« it binations and bullionists,” it eartainly Euftipe, there had come mainly Eng self entirely out of wind; so all is quiet | gives the World's Fair $2,5t«»,0t$i pro cannot be right and just now to donate lish speaking immigrants from Great on the public square at night. viding it closes it« door« upon Sunday. ! over four or five times as much. Britain and Ireland. Tlie great work Lynn Jones is spending his vacation Mr. Carlisle then quotes from his of the Erie canal in the twenties, the If Chicago will close the saloons, houses very profitably, tlie mill being short of of prostitution, opium joints and gam s|ieeeh in tlie house in 1878, when the I construction of railroad« in the thirties, ■ hands he makes one of the crew. He original Bland bill had lieen amended . bling house« in the city the ]>eople who aud ever since, spurred immigrant thinks it would be impossible to get go to this great show will have a chance by tlie senate. Part of tlie quotation j shipping agents to activity, and the along without him now. to steer clear of the devil. These places reads: “My position upon this subject condition of the peasantry of Ireland j Field'Alien’s cow is no: very choice will not l>e closed upon Sunday and is briefly this: I am opposed to free and the poor of Germany furnished inlier diet; she visits the camp every there is no disguising the fact that the coinage of either gold or silver, but in supply to the demand. Thousands day and eat* all the cabbage, onions day will be spent by thousands, who favor of unlimited coinage of both met came of lietter classes, persons of means and blackberries she can find. Field I would otherwise attend the fair, in als upon terms of exact eipiality. No skilled mechanics, and many bred to says he does not notice any difference 1 ‘•Doing the town.” While the persons discrimination should be made in favor agriculture and useful pursuits. But in the milk. who have interested themselves in this , of one as against the other, nor should the immigration of tlie past twenty This week will end the camping matter are sincere in attempting to , any discrimination lie made in favor of years has lieen yearly increasing ill season. All will return to their homes stop an evil, they contribute more to , tlie holders of either geld or silver bul- numbers and debasement. European with regret and look back on many vice than they are aware. There are - lion and against the great laaly of the immigration to America was formerly happy days spent at Camp Jones. All thousands of saloon keepers in Chica people who own other kinds of proper- of the manliness and spirit, of tlie bone feel grateful to the mill company and go and to a man they were with the . tv. A great government should treat and sinew, of the distinctive nationali employes who have made it so pleasant viee-eradicators in pushing the Sunday all its citizens alike, and whenever it ties. Tlie mass of immigration now is during their stay here and accommo closing scheme. The fortunes of the . att«ni]its to do otherwise it will engen- of classes degraded at home and a rank dated them in many ways. Chicago saloon men have lieen made . der a spirit of discontent, which sooner nuisance in this country; the noxious Wanted—One hundred hop pickers and who can say that the aim of the , - or later must disturb the harmony if scum of communities, the vile and zealous Christian workers has lieen at . not the peace of society. criminal of the land of tlieir nativity. at Belt’s hop yard, 6 miles northwest “This paragraph shows precisely They are aided by parliamentary pro-I uf North Yambill. tained, even in a measure. THE TELEPHONE-REGISTER. The shooing of geese is an easy matter when compared to the task of shoeing men. They »«.. (tin.men, not th; geese), easily frightened and great care must he taken with them, The great reason why we are sue- cesssful in Ilio shoeing of men is that while yon SOME PEOPLE SHOO GEESE; WE SHOE MEN. Telephone- i Register.; AT THE MODEL GROCERY Fancy and Staple Groceries, Teas, Coffees and Spices, Melons, Fruits and Vegetables, Crockery, Glass and Stoneware. J. H. HENDERSON, Union Block, McMinnville. SHOO GEESE WITH YOUR VOICE, WE SHOE MEN WITH The finest goods that can be pur chased of all the reliable firms in the country. The finest of calf, French kid and kangaroo enters into all the stock we purchase and after a person has purchased shoes or boots from us once he is certain to do so again. THE PLAIN TRUTH TELLS In business, and we have the rep utation of not misrepresenting our stock. We have just put in the largest stock of boots and shoes in the city, and we would really like to have you call and inspect our goods if you do not purchase. KAY & TODD. 3RD STREET < NOW ON THE MARKET AND FOR SALE. That Desirable and Most Beautifully Located Property Known as Pleasant Home Addition To McMinnville. Situate and adjoining the BAPTIST COLLEGE and Ifet-k; Only five minutes walk from the main street of McMinnville; By taking into con sideration the Fine Avenues and Streets, the Sightly Situation and live ly Surroundings Pleasant Home addition furnishes the grandest and most convenient property for those desiring a beautiful home. Pleasant Home is subdivided in four acre-blocks ami is sold o i reasonable term«. For information apply to WM. F. BR1EDENSTEIN, Sole Agent, Cor. Third Street and Railroad. McMinnville. Or. Warehouse Receipts Can be had in quantity on short notice at this office. R. M. WADE & CO DEALERS IN Farm Machinery, Stoves and Tinware, Shelf and Heavy Hardware, Iron, Steel and Goal. A FULL LINE OF BLACKSMITHS’ SUPPLIES ON HAND. WAP ON* We cal1 Particular attention to this wagon, and 1 PACIFIC Avix lv W Avvli $ invite you to compare it with any other wagon in the market. They are warranted against all defects and guaranteed better than any other. UNIVERSAL GARLAND AND UNIVERSAL STOVES. These stoves need no recommen dation from us. Warranted to give satisfaction or will be tak en back and money refunded. Baker and Glidden barb wire, plows, cultivators, disc and spring tooth harrows. The St. Louis wooden pumps always in stock. R. M. WADE &L CO., McMinnville, Or, i