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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 11, 1892)
Platit a Tree.
WELLINGTON’S FAMOUS BALL.
Treed by a 1’ear.
intelligent yet feminine interest in the
Information lias reached the city of
The Derby Chantilly and the races of Belles and Beaux Who Really Panced
political questions that absorb him; and
Grand Prix bring to view the loveli
the Pance of Death.
probably the poor fellow nev’er—even the
O prevalent, especially among women,
new toilets. One of the most effec The Duke and Duchess of Richmond . and Mike Flynn, two prospectors, with
after he has become emancipated and est
a cinnamon bear in the mountains a
results from overtaxing the system.
speaks of his charmer as an accomplished called L’Américaine, and it was much
short distance from Red Cliff. The men The assimilative organs t>ecoming de
flirt—never does he quite comprehend admired. As I suppose such a costume
were on a prospecting tour and well ranged, the blood grows weak and im-
that upon all these topics it was he who was never really seen in America, I send grounds and had a fruit and flower armed. As they were eating breakfast jmverisbed, and hence “that tired feel
did both the talking and the understand a picture and description. The jupe
they were paralyzed to see a short dis ing” of which many complain. For all
He who plants a tree.
ing, and she only listened and looked was of plaid surah, with pale yellow Their graces moved in all the society of tance away and coming toward them in such cases, there is no remedy equal to
He plants love;
and smiled and murmured soft assents and gray markings outlined by a very Brussels, and entertained a great deal. a leisurely manner, attracted by ‘he Ayer’s Sarsaparilla. Take no other.
Tents of coolness spreading out above
The duchess, who had issued 220 invita
Wayfarers, he may not live to see.
“Some time ago T found my system
in the right place.
narrow black stripe on a fawn ground, tions for the ball, proposed to recall odor of the bacon they had just cooked, entirely run down. I hail a feeling of
Gifts that grow are best;
Hands that bless are blest;
fawn was undershot with yellow them when she heard that Napoleon’s
<•<»nstant. fatigue and languor and very
and at the same time sincerely pity. The
Plant! Life does the rest.
and rose, so that the iridescent effect army was advancing. But the Duke of Flynn could not resist the temptation to little ambition for any kind^of effort.
lieaven and earth help him who plants a Bhe can’t help being what she is, and
A friend advised me to try Ayer’s Sarsa
for Infants and Children
Wellington, to prevent alarm, requested
parilla, which I did with the best re
she is altogether charming in being it,
aim, he fired.
And his work its own reward shall I m ?.
so that, although one feels quite snre of
The ball struck the bear in the neck ail other medicines 1 have ever used.”
"Castoria is so veil adapted to cliiklren that Castoria cure« Colic. Constipation,
Nevertheless, many English families
being forgotten the moment one is out
Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea. Eructation,___
and with a roar he rushed for the — Frank Mellows, Chelsea, Mass.
I recommend itas superior to any prescription
Kills Worms, gives sl<*p, aqd promotes
of sight, it is very delightful to bask in
“ For months I was afflicted with
known to me.”
H. A. A kcbkr , M. D.,
and post horses were kept harnessed in
Once as I pondered o’er strange books, and the snnshine for the moment. 1 pity
nervous prostration, weakness, languor,
Ill So. Oxford St., Brooklyn, X. Y.
Without injurious medication.
the Duke of Richmond's stable, in case
debility, and mental depression.
her, too, because so few persons under
lie was fortunate enough to find a tree general
From secrets of the past a knowledge new.
“ For several years I have recommaaded
“ The use of ‘ Castoria * is so universal and
Within my mind enthralled there sudden grew stand her and almost everyliody blames
I was completely cured.”
should make it advisable for his chil with low reaching branches. Grasping Sarsajiarilla.
your ‘ Castoria, ’ and shall always continue
ite merits so well known that it seems a work
her for being the flirt she really cannot
The perfect germ of a stupendous thoughl!
one of these he swung clear off the — Mrs. Mary Stevens, Lowell. .Mass.
do so as it has inx ariably produced beneficial
of supererogation to endorse it. Few are the
No bioarre brain as yet had ever wrought
help being. As well blame a humming
When troubled with Dizziness, Sleep
intelligent families who do not keep Castoria
This odd, weird wonder into shape, and few
jority of the people of Brussels were ground just as the bear came jumping lessness,
within easy reach.”
bird for not being a barnyard fowl and
or Bad Dreams, take
E dwin F. P ardbi , M. D.«
up, escaping with a claw in the left leg.
< 'ould from the stores of Fancy bring to view
C arlos M artyn , D.D..
“The Winthrop," 1‘Äth Street and 7th Ava.,
laying good, useful eggs. Me. I prefer
A whim to equal this, to me untaught!
The bear attempted to follow, but was
New York City.
New York Cilf
Its radiant advent thrilled me with delight.
J Ate Pastor Bloomingdale Reformed Church.
humming birds to poultry—at least
with a shot in the spine from
should he force the British army to re finished
But as I dreamed I heard a sad voice say:
”1 who am living in a spirit home.
treat and enter their city in triumph.
In distinction to the unconscious flirt
T h « C iktav * CoHTAirr, TT M vhhat S tubt , Naw Yoaa.
With the same thought that pleasures thee to
So it was that the Duke of Wellington News.
we have the scientific flirt. She by no
Dr. J. C. Ayer A Co., Lowell, Mass.
Charmed grim Tiberius through a festal day
means practices her little arts liecause
after the business of the day had been
And made tumultuous laughter roar through she can't help it, but lays her plans and
There is an individuality about um Sold by ail Druggists and Dealers ia Medicine.
taking them all along the years,
studies her tactics as seriously as Napo
• -F. S. Salt us.
qy il X
were flying around a dispatch from the that is a most interesting study. The 1844.
leon or Wellington ever did. She flirts
big, clumsy green cotton umbrella which
just as men go gunning or fishing, be
asked the Duke of Richmond for a pri is the heirloom of the old fashioned fam
cause they enjoy the sport of stalking
vate room where he might consult with ily is unmistakable in its domesticity.
their game or playing their trout, and
when the deer is killed or the fish landed was very delicate. The front breadth some of his generals who were present, The somber black umbrella of the par
The duchess’ dressing room was the only son is the very essence of respectability.
HOW SHE UNCONSCIOUSLY FASCI it immediately becomes lost to interest
Eighteen Departments in full operation.
and the sportsman is absorbed in look shaped space for a vest of white satin.
Each thoroughly manned and faithfully
NATES ALL BEHOLDERS.
Candles were hastily lighted on the that is always getting lost or hiding be taught
ing out for the next prize.
hind the doors never survives to old
The scientific flirt does not beam upon
for Farmer boys—For
out by a standing collar and with a map before him, and having ex age. The jolly round umbrella that Training
She Simply Cannot Help It — That’s
Merchants’ sons for Teacli-
every comer as the unconscious flirt carried
Where She Differs from the Scientific does—she selects her subject »'ith skill white satin necktie, with a single stone plained certain points to his staff they never loses its head in a flirtation with
Business anti Pro
diamond pin. The coat was of gray all rejoined the company. They left the the wind is an esteemed member of the
Flirt, the Predatory Flirt and the In and care. A man must have the power of
amusing her; he must have quickness leave a marked postilion behind with house before 10 o'clock- and succeeded family. The combative umbrella with The oldest and Largset Institution in the K'y't Cream Halm is not a liquid, snuff or powder. Applied into the nostrils M fc
fantile Flirt—Artful Anglers All.
of comprehension and the capacity of two large buttons. The pans of the in doing so without attracting any at a cruel beak runs amuck with the pop
quickly absorbed. It cleanses ths ac id, allays injlammatwn, heals _ —
^Copyright, 1S9?, by American Press Aseocia-
suffering and of feeling to make it postilion were ten inches long from the tention. Very few, if any, of the ulace, and not infrequently kills its School years opens Sept. 5, 18t>2.
IB 4k ‘the sores. Sold bu drugqists or sent by mail on receipt of price. C |lf>
worth her while to throw a hook and waist line.
JUG ELY BROTHERS, 56 Warren Street NEW YORK. DUG
the crisis which was to decide the fate an umbrella, especially after it has lieen
bait in his direction. Great stupid fel
REV. GEO. WHITAKER, D. u.,
The skirt to this, as well as to the most of Europe, and it never entered the magnetized by its owner.—Detroit Free
lows, or men filled with an absorbing of street dresses, is made to barely
love of some profession or of art or of touch the ground, and this style will be heads of the young girls that some of Press.
their own selves, are quite uninteresting called raze terre, and will be universal their partners were dancing the “dance
Heroic Lighthouse Men.
to the scientific flirt. To carry our before fall for outdoor gowns; but some of death.”—Manchester Times.
Many a deed of heroism is performed
simile a little farther, they are not ladies still affect the train, as it suits
by the light keepers in Uncle Sam's em
The Spider Hawk.
“game fish,” and she treats them with some figures best.
The miner» of Colorado who h%ve ploy. Scores of people have been saved
HAT a charming girl! supercilious indifference or good natitred
Next week I expect to be permitted a
Do introduce lier to contempt. She likes a man who will a view of the new fall dress materials, built cabins on the mountain sides know from the wreck's by the hardy mariners
me, I feel sure that I tilt with her, break a spear in his own which are said to surpass in richness what a pest the small, brown wood of the New South shoal lightship, who
should like her,” said I defense, bnt finally succumb to lier su anything ever before presented, and one spider proves io be. They throw their never hesitate to launch a boat in the
webs over your best clothes, cooking most violent storm for the purpose of a
one evening at a recep perior prowess; she likes, of all things,
told me that she thought we utensils and in every corner where you rescue. On one occasion twenty-seven
tion, and my hostess with a smile re to see him try to persuade himself that modiste
were rapidly drifting toward the “In can get them in your eyes and mouth. persons were snatched by them from a
plied: “Miss Zee? Oh, of course she’s he likes some other woman better than croyable” styles.
It Is I3-o.iia.iTLg' Tip,
Not only that, but they will drop into the watery grave when the City of Newcas
he does her, and to calmly swoop down
There is to be, I am told, a revival of frying pan, water bucket or upon the tle ran upon the Nantucket banks and
The sentence was not finished, for and bear him away.
Boon Lots will be «caree and Command a Higher Trice.
the chinchilla fur, once so popular, for
some one entered to whom the hostess
But perhaps this swooping ojieration next winter, and there will be very table when you are eating. But nature sank stern foremost.
must speak and at the same time a belongs more exclusively to a class of large muffs and fur boas and deep furnished us »remedy and a friend when
black object driven before the gale, and
she gave us the spider hawk.
friend claimed my attention. After the experts who may fairly be ranked as hoods with fur borders.
The name is given by miners to a putting forth in pursuit of it rescued a
usual amenities had passed and we were predatory flirts. This class cares very
Price Ranges $50 np. For full particulars apply to
small, steel blue wasp about three- man on a raft, whom they found seated
slowly promenading the room I returned little for any man not already appropri
Mrs. Mary Frost Ormsby.
of an inch in length. He can upon the corpse of a fellow castaway,
to my quest a little enrious to find out ated by another woman. They like
J. I. KNIGHT A CO..
THE INVESTMENT CO..
Mrs. Mary Frost Ormsby organized fourths
♦I» Stark St.. Portland, O».
what that “but" meant.
young married men, or men engaged to the original Frances Cleveland Influ easily be recognized by the quick, ner his head buried in his hands and hope
F. BARNEKOFF & 00..
“A pretty girl over there," said I be married, and it is with an unholy joy ence club. Mr. Cleveland's recently vous stroke of his wings. The wasps build
in Cash, and receive
carelessly, and my escort smiled just as that they survey the conscientious strug published letter disapproving of that a nest up among the rafters of your cabin
my hostess had done.
gles their victims often make in the be organization lias attracted a good deal of wood pulp or furze from the outer
and store grain at the
“Miss Zee? Very pretty, very pretty ginning. I was interested once in watch of attention to Mrs. Ormsby, to whom coating of old dead trees. Then they
are ready for business. Every few min Lettuce fritters are a delicate break
ing the progress of snch an affair, which the epistle was addressed.
you can see your hawk climbing up fast or luncheon dish. Select crisp
"But what?" demanded 1 so vivacious ran its course literally under my eyes at
Mrs. Ormsby resides in New York utes
(’. E. DUKENFIELD
ly as to mildly astonish niv friend, who a fashionable summer hotel in Switzer city, where she is known as a woman the rafters with a spider, sometimes car rather small leaves of young lettuce and
will take charge of
hastened to reply:
of literary and social prominence. She
quarter of a dollar, stir thickly into a
"Oh, nothing scandalous, nothing dis
The flirt was a woman of singular is a member of Sorosis, and has for weight.
Sometimes they get a spider so heavy batter of one egg, one tablespoonful
agreeable. only she's, I sup]>ose. the most charm of manner and voice; not es years stood at the head of one of the
accomplished flirt in existence.”
pecially handsome, bnt with great gray most successful schools for young ladies that they will fall many times before
they succeed in reaching their ne«t. make a moderately stiff batter. Drop
"Oh, that’s it!” responded I, and when eyes, which she managed to perfection, in the city—the Seabury seminary.
They never give up. but keep on trying by the spoonful in hot lard, or fry in
my friend had to go away and dance I and a cloud of soft dead gold hair, out
Our facilities for
till they succeed. When the spider is olive oil, just enough to keep the skillet
ranged myself alongside of a dear old of which she looked upon the world with
safely placed in the nest the female from burning.—New York Times.
dowager and said:
innoceiit surprise and inqnirv. The sub
ceiving are the lies!
hawk deposits her egg in the dead body.
"I should like to know Miss Zee. Are ject was an English army officer, and as
The Young American.
in the county,
The hawks lives only in pairs, as far as
you acquainted with her?”
fine looking a fellow as I ever saw, but
One of the most discouraging things
my observation goes. They become
"Yes—that is, I know all her people awfully spoiled by flattery. The bride
which happen to the person who under
rather tame.—Great Divide.
and speak to her when she comes in my was a nice little person with common-
share of your patron
takes to instruct the juvenile mind is to
way, but, my dear, she’s such a horrid place written all over her pretty little
Mosquitoes That Never Lived.
flirt that really I cannot approve of face and figure and her highly respect
Some of the good people of Stratford, plex psychological study every time you
able English toilets. They sat opposite
KRATZ & KIERNAN.
Conn., decided this year to drain about see him, while he knows all your weak
"I’m not afraid of her,” laughed 1, each other at the table d’hote, where 1
“and here she comes.”
also took my dinner for the sake of
necessary ditches dug. Afterward some meets you.—Kate Field’s Washington.
“Oh, of course,” replied my dowager, studying the company.
of the ditches were partially filled up
Death from a Horsefly’s Bite.
a little sourly, and beckoned with her
My seat was next to the bride aud iny
and the marsh water stagnated therein.
fan to the girl, who had paused close attention was at first attracted to the
The sad death of Mr. F. J. Woods,
On examination the water was found to Mr. Balfour’s private secretary, from
i sjKirt by perceiving her disturbance—in
be a saturated solution of mosquito erysipelas supervening on the bite of a
“Zee, this lady wishes to know yon,” fact, if the expression is not too eoarse,
larvae. The local scientists focused their gadfly, is announced. The bite of gad
said she coldly, and the next moment a I could not but perceive that she was
powerful intellects and microscopes flies is not usually considered poisonous,
pair of luminous gray eyes met mine, a “squirming" in a manner suggestive of
upon a specimen of the water and fig and it is supposed that the one who at
sweet smile developed two lovely dim some unseen but vicious little enemy
ured it out that the prospective mos tacked Mr. Woods had been on »dis
ples and a voice of music said:
such as are the constant danger of trav
Express Tvains Leave Portland Daily.
quito population had been 20.000,000 to eased animal. The most common spe
“It is so kipd of you to let me make elers in Europe. It was not long, how
MARY FROST ORMSBY.
your acquaintance, dear Mrs. Leslie. I ever, before I perceived that the poor
cies is Tabanus bovinus, and they are Portland . 7.00 p m Nan Francisco 8.15 aiu
As there were forty acres drained, the very troublesome to horses and cattle in San Fran... 7:00 p in Portland
Educated at Vassar college and inar-
have wanted to for a whole year.”
little bride's assailant was flirt, and not
Above trains stop only at following sta
Of course this was a very ordinary, in flea, and I sympathized with her all ried early in life to an Episcopal clergy appalling fact is apparent that 800,000,- the fields, especially in warm weather.
tions north of Roseburg: East Portland,
fact a commonplace, sort of thing to say, the more sincerely that lier troubles in- man, she was thrown on her own re 000 promising members of the mosquito —Pall Mall Gazette.
Oregon <’itv, Woodburm, Salem, Albany,
sources by widowhood. Bravely choos race, who might have done good and
but the look, the 6mile, the voice, and volved no danger to myself.
The highest viaduct in the world has ction city, Irving, Eugene
It was really an artistic study to ing independence to the proffered help telling work upon the Connecticut coun just
withal an air of simple candor pervading
been erected in Bolivia, over the
lUigebiirg Mail Daily.
the whole gave a charm to the little ut watch the proceedings of the next few of relatives or friends, she has proven try boarders this year, were thus cut off river Lea, 9,833 feet above the sea level
terance which very elaborate compli days; the growing annoyance aud ter what determination, ability and energy before their youth had a chance to and 4,008 feet above the river.
ments sometimes fail to convey. I at ror of the bride; the floundering» and in a woman can accomplish.
Roseburg. 0:20 a in|Portland.. 4 :0U p
Mrs. Ormsby made her first appear down from metaphor to fact, to crack
No. io Spruce Street,
once liked Miss Zee. and 1 determined plungings of the victim before he fairly
There seems to be something in a
Albany Local, Dally, Except Sunday.
to watch ber a little and see some of the swallowed the hook, and his perfect in ance as a speaker in public at the first the shell of the embryotic state. Among name in the case of the twenty-two-
terrific flirting which seemed to have fatuation and docility when he had done national peace congress in Washington. other things, this little story teaches us year-old mayor of Alliance, O. His Portland . 5: p in Albany..
gained the reputation of a “manslayer” so; also the cynical interest with which Last winter she went to Europe as a to keep away this summer from un name is Excell.
Albany. . ..5: a m Portland
the flirt’s father, a very wicked old
for such a lovely creature.
Pullman Buffet Sleepers,
Mrs. Ormsby is vice president for New
1 had not met her half a dozen times gentleman, as I should judge, watched
It is estimated that all the money paid
Tourist Sleeping Cars,
before 1 made up niv mind that she was his daughter’s maneuvers. As for the York .of the Woman's National Press A Potato Vine Imitating: the Lemon Trees. in Philadelphia for July interest and
J. W. C. Pogue brought in to Visalia
For accommodation of second class passen
no moro of a flirt consciously than the flirt herself, I feel deeply indebted to association, editor of The Peacemaker
gers attached to express trains
ugliest and crassest girl in the world her for the insight she afforded me into and corresponds with several out of this morning a remarkable freak of na
HERE IS A GOOD THING FOR YOU
ture in the shape of a potato vine upon
WEST SIDE DIVISION
would be, but the trouble was that na the science of her favorite amusement, town newspapers.
ture had endowed her with a perfectly I never saw any flirting done so me
of development, from the size of a mar
Mail Train Daily, except Sunday.
resistless power of fascination. She did thodieallv, so calmly and so nnrelent-
ble to one as large as the average Early
of intelligence ami quick-witted enough to
not especially care for me; in fact, we ingly. I don't think the girl herself
1 Portland . 7:30 a m McMinn'.. 10:10 a m
know a “GOOD THING” at sight, but
never met after that season, for she mar was in the least moved either to fancy
McMinn’ 10:10 am < orvallis . .12:10 p m
who has Lost the Most Precious 1’ossesaion
ried and went to Australia, where she the man or pity the woman or care for
Corvallis 12:55 pm McMinn’
on Earth, viz GOOD HEALTH, WILL
2:58 pm Portland. 5-30p a
drove the whole colony mad; but the the consequences to either; she simply nese monarch of the Fourteenth cen was of the Early Rose variety, and some
NOT require a SECOND TELLING to lx
At Albany and Corvallis connect with
inducted to Ixwmc a purchaser
little compliment with which she ac pursued her amusement with just tho tury. Its varieties are said to exceed a of the potatoes will be planted out to see
I trains of Oregon Pacific.
knowledged uiy desire for an introduc dispassionate and educated interest with hundred, and there are in Javanese no if they will reproduce. When the vine
Express Train Daily, except Sunday.
OF DR. GREGG S ELECTRIC
is ths Line to Take
tion was for the moment the genuine ex which the angler lands his trout or the fewer than fifty names for them. It was pulled up a few small potatoes were
pression of her feelings, and her wonder entomologist nets and pins his butterfly.
And Firstclass. Do von know wliy? Appliance».
But just liefore we were, to leave Lu blade of Sulu down to a mere tooth must have been a hundred. The only
ful charm of manner added weight and
McMinn’ .. 5:45 a mJ Portland. .. 8:20 a m
Because it 1, plain
cerne I took occasion to suggest to the
force to the pretty phrase.
It la the DINING CAR ROUTE. It runs
Special Accommodations for Commercial tol«i»cen that the TRUTH ONCK TOLD
Through Tickets to all Points
i. enough The Surprising Promptness
Through VESTIBULED TRAINS
Here, then, was the secret of Miss bride that it was a pity her father and
with which all . lasses of i>eople respond to
Every Day in lhe Year to
Zee's being called a flirt, and here, as I mother should not have a peep at the and sawlike in edge, by scouring with duty to produce lemons, as is was sur
announcements. n:t.l the increasing de-
Corner Second and E Streets, one block
believe, is tire secret of a great many lakes during this lovely weather, and lime juice or the juice of an unripe pine rounded by that fruit, and that it
for Dr. Gregg's Goods wherever in-
other women's gaining the same unen
I tr.xluced is always recognized
ing rates, mans. etc., call on the Company’«
of merit Ukcs care of Itself. Meta
viable reputation. Such a girl or wom
(No Change of Cars)
an has quick sympathies, tender and her husband at once.
the i’tihli<‘ Press it. and
Where Flies Come From.
Old specimens are so eaten away by
Asst. G. F. <fc P Agt
Cmposed of-DIMXG CARS
Poor child! She fluslusl rosy red and
pitiful feelings, great tact and an amia
If by stealth a man should let in a lit
hr Gregg’x IJptlrit SpcfiallifN
ble desire to make everybody content glanced at me with a big interrogation this practice that the blade seems
and happy. Added to these there must mark in each eye. but I only laughed formed from a bunch of wires roughly tle light and air—that is a man’s idea of PULLIAM RRAWW« ROOM SLEEPERS
“!»<» THE REST."
welded up. Such krises are highly cooling a room, to open it wider than
(Of Latest Equipment,)
be sufficient beauty to give expression and kissed her goodbv.
The extent of Pressure on the button ami
the Chicago exposition and let in all the
Another variety is the infantile flirt—
the success of Dr. Gregg's Eldctric Goode
to the face, and a sweet, flexible voice,
in “DOING the Best," is most satisfacto
for the tones of a voice and glance of the young woman who carries the in heirlooms of chiefs, with grotesquely dust and heat and noise and flies and TOURIST
rily shown in the marvelous growth of our
the eyes are quite as effective as any genue business to its bitter end and carved and inlaid hilts and sheaths, are glare the street can pour into it—he is
imsiness tile past 00
ders of First or Second-cptss Tick
spoken words can lie. A girl thus con thrusts her lathy hands into men's heart almost nnpurchasablc.—Cbaml>ers’Jonr- discovered every time. She whose
ltepeatcd and increasing tlemands for
genius had made every room in the
I TIIKGP.EGG El.ECTKK "FOOT WARM-
stituted is pretty sure to be called a flirt, strings as ruthlessly as a veritable in- nal.
are coming in from all parts of th«
For Information and free Handbook write to
for each man who approaches her is at , fant would make tatters of the priceless
It Ofteu Depends.
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country with profuse acknowledgement,
comes in and wonders ‘-Where all these
once convinced that site intends him to i lace vestments of the pope himself.
Oldest bureau for securing pa tents in America.
A certain prelate had among his sub flies came from?" He, with extravagant A Continuous Line connecting with all
I that so tnucli comfort for *1 < the price )w»s
Every patent taken out by ns Is brought before
The ingenue business belongs to that ordinates an honest and simple minded
understand that she is especially inter
j ike l.uving Gohl Dollars for ten cents
lines, affordiug direct and unin
the public by a notice given free of charge in the
I Tlx- Bugged Constitution at Man w hen
ested in him, and he is accordingly flat • school of superb cunning advocated by clergyman, who was in the habit of pre gesticulation, doesn’t know—at least he
I once broken, liecomes pitiable in the ex
tered. Going on this basis lie comes to > Edgar Toe in his story of "The Pur- fixing to nearly all his replies the Latin says he doesn’t, and doesn’t care, which rulliuan Sleeper reservations can be secur
treme. from which there is absolutely no
imagino his own rights to this gentle i loined Letter," where the apparent nb- word “distinguo." One day the prelate, is true; what he wants to know is when ed in advance through auv agent of the road KANSAS CITY, St PAUL Largest circulation of any scientific paper in tlie escape witlmnt assistance The Gregg
and froni 8,1
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sympathy and absorbed attention to his i sence of all guile is the very essence of wishing to divert himself at the expense
world. Splendidly illustrated. No intelligent
man should be without It. Weekly, R3.OO »
this kind, have honestlv won tlieir title of
confidences, quite exclusive, and when i deep diplomacy. Nothing can lie more of the said clergyman, in the midst of a Burdette in Ladies’ Home Journal.
and Europe can be purchased at any ticket
year; fl JO six months. Address MUNN & OO„
KING OF REMEDIES’.
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lie sees some other man receiving just , effective if it is conscientiously done large social gathering, gravely said to
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the same looks and smiles and tones he ! and artistically carried out, and the in- him:
obesity an- apeedily relieved, dropsy
Scientists have built for advertisers, of trains, routes and other details furnished
yields, spinal difficulties and par
is very much aggrieved and immediately ■ fantile flirt is one of the most successful
“Mr. Tliaddeus, would it be right, in
on application to anv agent, or
alysis disappear. and many other disease,
practitioners of her peculiar art. It a case of emergency, to baptize an in by an arrangement of mirrors, reflecting
stigmatizes his late goddess as a flirt.
A. IL CHARLTON.
Women are |>ernianeiitly cured
This kind of woman 1 call the inevit might lie supposed that methods so fant with broth?"
Asst General Passenger Agent.
fully dex-ribed In complete catalogue for be
able or irresponsible flirt. She really simple as hers would have l>een fath-
or clalrorale <-!rcnlar free. We guarantee
“Distinguo" (that depends), replied the
rlrstSt., Cor. WahlngtoD, Portend, Or.
to forfeit twice the price of any of Dr.
cannot help what she does any more > onied aud exposed long since, but the ecclesiastic. "With broth from your thrown upon the clouds, so that adver
Grxals found to l>e not genuine
than certain sorts of flowers can help > truth remains that each successive gene kitchen, it would be very wrong indeed,
make an elegant little »3 Electric Bell,
exuding a gummy sweet, which at ration of men is just as simple and just but the broth served in the hospital
whir li is selling very rapidly an-l winch we
other word«, wn
onco attracts and enchains the insects as easily deceived as the previous one, under your management might very the bosom of an advancing cyclone hor
will take in exchane for any Higher Power
will teach veu
licit i except lb Belt i and credit «3 on the
HIKE, and start
always hovering about them. She is so audtliat no man ever allows himself tobe properly lie used for the pnrpose, as if it rified humanity of the future will be
A NATURAL REMEDY FOB
you in buain«««,
price of new order. Remember the electric
constituted physically that her eyes, her warned either by the experience of his is not pure water, it is not very far off." Blank’s Chest Protector,” “Try Brag-
at which you can
Warmer," are|| a pair, worth llo.
rapiill v father in
Epileptic Fits, Falling Sickness, Hyster
smile, her voice, her figure, her motion predecessors or the voices of the women —Storie Scelte.
the th. liars. We
can and will, if
and her repose exercise a powerful fas belonging to him. although they eagerly
ics, St. Vitus Dance, Nervousness,
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ehrity, Sleeplessness, Diz
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interest, that instinct of pursuit, that great trouble with most men is that they which are those of the abdominal and of the Paris Young Men’s Christian as
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desire to attract notice to himself which think themselves so wise already that pelvic organs, are the consequences of sociation has been laid with appropriate
all afe«. In any
ziness, Brain and Spi
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But this power of phv deal fascination
Beyond these three great classes there ing the general circulation both by in and the undertaking is sure to have the
This medicine has direct action upon
What wa offer ia
is only the first part of the armorjv'f are several others and a great many of creasing the activity of the heart and good wishes of the community at large.
new and it hai
the nerve centers, allaying all irritabili
the unconsciena flirt. The victim thus what may lie styled eclectic practition aiding in the venous return, will do —American Register.
over and ovei W II. 111'RLlll RT, Asst. Gen. Pa-«. Agt.
ties, and increasing the flow and power |
again, that (real
attracted by this primary power is se ers; flirts who pursue all methods, as oc much to prevent a largo class of dis
pay is sate fat
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of nerve fluid. It is perfectly harmless
cured, bound lijnd and foot, and some casion serves; flirts who,chameleonlike, eases.—Dr. J. M. Rice in Popular Sci
espeaially those on fieri ng from nervous ex
1’oBTI.AXD. OSEOOS. and leaves no unpleasant effects.
Eaay to learn.
After a long consideration of the mat
haustion nnd prostration, chronic dioeaM*
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dustry only ■«-
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brought to bear on him. Never before all, or nearly all. Then there are flirts
eeaary for aura,
care. At Mt. Tabor will be fou d pare e;r,
the bore of the new rifles for use in that
large a u c c a a a
This remedy has been prepared by the Reverend absolutely free from malaria, good water*
remedies that do not in-» » ui J w
Watch crystals are made by blowing country.
did he find any one who so quickly and so omnivorous that they will flirt with
We atart you,
Pastor Koenig, of Fort Wayne. Ind., Ki nee 1876» and
beautiful aurrour.d'.nga and magnificent
so thoroughly understood him; never women as well as men, and cannot be
erytliing Thia is pleasure. It builds up and improves the general
views Ample references riven if deshed.
one of the great health, clears the skin and beautifies the complexion.
did any one so sweetly enter into the content without attracting the personal diameter, after which the disks are cut
Statistics carefully compiled show
strides forward No wrinkles or flabbiness follow this treatment.
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one leg.—New York Journal.
ieties: never did any woman «how such
because of weak dams.
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He who plants a i ree
Plante a hope;
Rootlets up through fibers blindly grope;
Leaves unfold unto horizons free.
So man's life must climb
From the clods of time
Unto heavens sublime.
Const thou prophesy, thou little tree.
What the glory of thy Ixmghs shall tie?
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