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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 4, 1892)
■ «—■T. Town and Country! LIKES PinSON LIFE. The Polite Stfrfittmer. I ÄMSS Bules for Fíenles. Procession of Boats at Cambridge. Wbjr They Beg Newspaper». Directly the bathing season comes on There are certain principles of con The boat procession at Cambridge was Begging newspapers seems to be one a prominent feature of it appears in the duct with regard to picnics which it is of the occupations of Gotham’s small unusually successful this year. Tho A MAN WHO HAS SPENT FIFTY person of the polite and gentlemanly well to observe. For one thing, never afternoon was delightfully fine, and the boy, and according to one of these swimmer wlto is of no earthly conse go early to a picnic. If you do go early urchins a good revenue is derived from YEARS IN PENITENTIARIES. quence on land, yet whose natatorial ac-1 yon will have to carry tubs containing very large crowd looked extremely pic the business. The practice is known as complishments render him, in his own ice cream freezers packed in ice, pails turesque. The boats were as usual “Canada business.” A gang of eight or An Indiana Criminal Wlio Prefers His < eyes at least, absolutely bewitching in | of water, rugs and garden seats and prettily decorated. The leading crews in for a hearty reception, while ten boys besiege the entrance to the Cell to Liberty—Strange Life History I the water. perform a great many other laborious came the final scene, when all the crews with bridge and elevated road every morning He is so polite, is this essentially sum-; tasks. of an Octogenarian Who Has No Am Now as nigh into town for yer pap, ef you uplifted cheered one another in and keep an argus eye on all persons A picnic is a good deal like cos ng, turn, was oars bition to be Free or to Have Friends. 1 mer production. His hand is always out- ■ please. particularly striking. The carrying newspapers. They stretch out I stretched to guide into the briny the | except that it is the other way aroj 1— Is the what’s called the sooburbe. Fer thare success of the afternoon, howev.er, was their arms asking for the newspapers i On a bench in front of the Clark j timid, shrinking bather of the feminine ■ the hard^-ork comes before the £ You’ll at least ketch a whiff of a breeze and a the Lady Margaret boat, which con and often pull them out of the hands of sniff county (Ind.) almshouse on warm, 6unnv ] persuasion. So good is his heart he stead of after it. When a picnic is over in- tained two men and six empty seats, to passers by. Of the breath of wild flowers ev’ry whare. They’a room for the children to play, and grow days sits an aged man whose silvery i needs no introduction. He is above the ' and most of the things are eaten up it The “newsies” are very persistent, which were affixed sticks with placards too— beard is tangled and whose trembling 1 mere petty trifles of mundane propriety, is not much work to sweep dishes to bearing the legend “Sent Down,” while and occasionally get into little snarls And to roll in the grass, er to climb and in a spirit of genuine philanthropy gether and carry them away. But the Up a tree and rob nests, like they ortent to do. hands and faltering steps tell the story I another notice stated that further par with dyspeptic persons who get down But they’ll do anyhow ev’ry time. only too plainly that the journey of life ' comes to the rescue of the fair in a pro getting of them there is terrible. So it ticulars might be obtained of Messrs. town in bml humor. The temper of miscuous manner delightful to behold. is a point of reasonable conduct to come i these p--o]M might be intensified did Caldecott and Cox. My son-in-law said when he lived in the town. is nearly at an end. This is John Hicks, ! His attentions are extremely numerous, late. He jest natchurly pined, night and day, The Johnians had celebrated their they know that, according to a confes a poor, broken down old sinner, whose : yet he does discriminate in a measure, a little Another point is to decline nothing Fer a sight of the woods er a acre of ground, only claim to distinction is that he has as ’ his gentle offices are usually per that offers in the way of food. Don’t bumps with such vigor that nine out of sion of one of the boys, a newsdealer of Whare the trees wasent all cleared away. a speculative turn of mind originally Ami be says to me onct wbilse a-visiting us served fifty years in the penitentiary. formed for the prettier and younger refuse rolls on the expectation of getting the sixteen men in the two boats had put the boys up to the practice they fol been sent down. It certainly seems a On the farm: “It’s not strange, I declare. He was not a celebrated crook whose novices at the shrine of Neptune. sandwiches, because you may not get low. If the newspapers are too much That we can’t coax you folks without raisin a Simply in a spirit of kindness and the sandwiches. Keep the rolls; you very strong step, and it is unfortunate soiled to sell, the boyB turn them over cleverness baffled the police and made fuss that it should have had to be taken. — To come to town, visitin thare.” his name a terror. He was only a hum with a desire to overcome their exces needn’t eat them if you get the sand Cor. Pall Mall Gazette. to the speculator, who holds them in re serve, paying the boys a pittance and And says I: “Then git back whare you sorto ble professional prisoner with neither I sive timidity he guides them far out wiches. Another point—avoid conflict belong— kith nor kin to worry over his singnlar where the water is deep and the waves ing contusions upon your next neighbor then realizing full value by handing Hare Objects for the Smithsonian. And Madaline too—and yer three choice. No wife ever shared his lonely are high, and then smiles rapturously by grabbing wildly at the olive dish. If them over to the respective newspapers Among the objects obtained by Mr. Little children," says I, "that don’t know a hours and ro prattling children ever when they cling to him in abjgct terror. you do thus grab for it he is likely to do Talcott Williams in Morocco for the as “return” and getting copies of the bird song. He does not realize that they would the same thing at the same moment. climbed upon his knees; no tailor ever Ner a hawk from a chicky-dee-dee. Smithsonian institution were five sheets current date for them. Git back," I-says-I, "to the blue of the sky. worried him with bills for clothing, embrace a rope or spar with the same Cruel bodily injuries have resulted from of extremely rare Berber manuscript, The youngsters have learned his meth And the green of the Acids, and the shine fervor, but considers it a compliment to this course of action. The danger arises made probably in the Thirteenth centu od though, and most of them do their and he never took the trouble to form a Of tbe sun, with a laugh in yer voice and yer his own personality, which, in all prob from the fact that olives are the staff of ry; a botanical collection of about 300 own “returning” as well as “begging” political opinion, because he never had eye ability, has made no impression what life at picnics. As barty as mother’s and mine." an opportunity to vote. a valuable collection of ethno now. The practice is bad every way, as Gentlemen in waiting upon ladies plants, Not long since a reporter visited the ever on the terrified female. Well—long and short of ft—he’s compermised graphic material, villagers* costumes of it is fast converting the little hustlers When not playing knight to beauty in should occasionally furtively bolt a Indiana almshouse, and when he in some— men and women, representing both the into indolent beggars.—New Y'ork Com i He’s moved in the sooburbe. And now quired for “Old Man Hicks" he was told distress he splashes, floats and swims for sandwich as a matter of prevision, since Berber and mountain villages, and a mercial Advertiser. They don’t haf to coax when they want us to that the venerable pauper was in his ac the edification of the people assembled the eatables may all be consumed or the collection of pottery made with the spe come, customed place in the yard. He did on the beach and seems to consider him inevitable rainstorm come up before the cial design of illustrating all the wares “Air. Well That End. Well.” 'Cause we turn in and go anyhow; self the star attraction of the resort. He ladies are fully waited upon. Any one Fer t here—well, they’« room fer the song and not seem surprised when the visitor The Scotch, with unconscious absurd in ordinary use between Tetuan and is indigenous to this season and this land. can get through a picnic day safely and Fez. Professor Langley, the secretary, ity, sometimes talk of “tempting Prov perfume called him by namo and made known Of tbe grove and the old orchurd ground. his mission. His eyes brightened as his No other clime could produce so rare comfortably without ice cream, maca in his last annual report speaks of this idence.” In writing “All’s Well That And they's room for the children out thare, and perfect a specimen of officious mas roons, frosted cake or other delicacies, collection, taken as a whole, as one of Ends Well,” Shakespeare was “tempt thoughts went back to his beloved cell, and they’s room Ter ther gran’pop to waller ’em ’round! but it was only for a moment. Then he culine vanity as does our own delightful I but sustenance of some sort he must the most interesting the museum ever ing” the higher criticism. Ever since —James Whitcomb Riley. have. For this reason, as one passes be said calmly and quietly without any ap one.—Philadelphia Times. the days of Zenodotus in Alexandria the Bathing Sults Are Shorter. hind a tree in the course of his admira received.—Philadelphia Ledger. parent regret for the wasted years of higher criticism has reveled in “athe- Loomis Genealogy. ble struggle to see that the ladies have Bathing suits will be worn shorter his life: tizing,” or marking as spurious, this part The late Professor Elias Loomis be everything, he should rapidly swallow a Uinr Sullivan Wits to Freeze tha Cream. this year. This may appear startling to “I suppose you waut to hear the story of an author’s work because it is “un came interested in the subject of gene sandwich. the fair sex, but as it is intended solely of my life. Everybody does, although “Have you heard how Sullivan is go worthy of him,” that part because it is alogy in early life, and for nearly forty With attention to a few prudent de ing to freeze the cream?” asked nJ.. T “not in his style,” a third portion be for the man of fashion, with whom I be I do not see why they should take such lieve myself on “speaking terms,” the an interest in the affairs of an old man years before his first publication he col tails such as these, picnics may be de & K. W. man. cause it is a repetition of something he shock in the first sentence must be for they tieVer knew and will never think of lected from time to time materials for a prived of fully one-half of their terrors. Now everybody knows John Sullivan has said elsewhere, and so on, till in given, as it was altogether uninten again after they leave him. Well,” he list of the descendants of his ancestor, —Boston Transcript. He’s an engineer, and the most phenom Homer there are few lines to which tional. enally lucky man that ever grasped a some German or some Alexandrian continued, musingly, fnmbling with the Joseph Loomis, who came from Brain But in saying that bathing suits will ragged edge of his faded coat, “I was tape, England, and settied in WTindsor, throttle. Whenever there’s an accident Greek has not urged objections. To A Wonderful Carpet. be worn shorter, I have reference only born in Montgomery county, Va., eigh Conn., in 1639. In 1870 he published a or a train robbery John has some other similar exercises of idle ingenuity has There will be on view in the after ♦o the lower half. Last year they cov ty-six years ago. My parents were poor list containing 4,340 descendants of Jo noons of the next few days what may man on his run. He’s not only lucky “All’s Well That Ends Well” been ex seph Loomis bearing the Loomis name. ered many an ungainly knee. This year and died when I was but a child. I had probably without any exaggeration be but he is an expert engineer and an in posed. they can be worn ent to just above the no brothers or sisters, and I went to live After five years of research he published called the finest Persian carpet in the genious mechanic. When Lucian met Homer in the For knee or just below, and the shape of a with a neighbor, who taught me the the second edition of the “Loomis Gene world. This is the Holy Carpet of the “Well, how is John going to freeze tunate islands, he asked the poet which man’s limbs will have much to do with blacksmith trade when he found I would alogy,” in which are given 8,086 names Mosque of Ardebil in Persia—a carpet the cream?” asked the reporter. of the rejected passages were really his his choice. As a man is never an ex not go to school. My master's name which bore the Loomis name, descen which for size, beauty, condition and “The cream I’m alluding to,” replied own. “All and every one Of them,” cellent judge of his own physique, it was Neal, and he was fairly good to dants of Joseph Loomis in the male authenticated age is entirely unrivaled the railroader, “is that which the 3,000 answered the shade; and Shakespeare’s might be well to ask a friend for advice. me, but when I grew up I decided to branches. people on the big picnic to De Leon ghost might have made as inclusive a any known example. Five years later, in 1880, he printed, by The Bathing suits will be worn as tight as leave him and come to Indiana. For dimensions of the carpet are 34 springs are going to consume. Right response to critical inquiries. Yet ‘ ‘All's in two additional volumes, a provisional ever. This is another bit of agreeable awhile I drove a stage between Hamil feet 6 inches by 17 feet 6 inches. The in front of the engine will be placed a Well” is certainly a play full of difficul information for the host of well shaped ton and Centerville, bnt I gave it up and list of 19,000 descendants of Joseph ground of the body of the fabric is of a flat car, strapped to the floor of which ties and enigmas. It was first printed men who enjoy the two or three months secured a place as stage driver for Beard Loomis in the female branches. At the rich blue, covered with a floral tracery will be twelve immense freezers. These in the folio of 1623, and very badly time of his death he left in manuscript of exquisite delicacy and freedom of freezers are to be connected by rods printed it was. None of the dramas in the year during which they can dis & Scott, between Salem and Livonia. port themselves on the sands of Manhat “One day while waiting for my din many corrections and additions that treatment. A center medallion of pale with cogs working with similar wheels contains so many passages that appear to tan Beach, Long Branch, Newport and ner at the house of a farmer named will be of use to the future Loomis gene yellow terminates on its outer edge in on the freezers. These small wheels will be corrupt; none is so rich in the unin Atlantic City. But society permits this Brown I saw a pocketbook in a bureau alogist.—Newton's Memoria of Elias sixteen minaret shaped ¡Klints, from be turned by a larger one on the side of telligible; none so open to conjectural show of shape, in fact enjoys it, and so drawer that had been left open. It con Loomis. which spring sixteen cartouches—four the car. This larger wheel will be op emendation.—Andrew Lang in Harper’s. the man of fashion has simply to bow tained $160, which I at once took posses He Never Drinks Water. green, four red and eight cream; and erated by a rod connecting with one of obeisance and pose. sion of. I got three years for this, which Crafty Master Fox. Jack Irvin, of the Glover’s Mill coun from two of these again are. as it were, the big drivers of the engine, ünder- When you buy your bathing outfit I served and went to Washington, Da A fox was one day seen coming out of suspended and hanging in the direction stand?” try, bears the distinction of being prob this year be sure and do it properly, viess county, where I stole $509 from a “Yes.” a pile of stones near the water side. of the respective ends of the carpet, two Buy them in one piece of worsted or man whose name I do not remember. ably the only living man in the United of the sacred lamps of the mosque. But “Now you know how John Sullivan He hid in the heather for awhile and States who has not swallowed a drop of silk, and if you are stout get vertical I think it was Thomas, but it was such is going to freeze the cream. If the then pushed out something on the water, the most extraordinary detail of all is stripes, and if you are thin follow the a long while ago that I am not sure. water for thirty-six years. Mr. Irvin is the pale cream cartouche placed within train stops all of a sudden you will which proved to be a bunch of moss. Sing Sing design. That is very much in They gave me seven years for the offense, now in his eighties, and for more than the border at tho top end of the carpet, know that the cream is as hard as a vit The wind took it into the middle of the an average lifetime has rigorously ab style this year.—Boston Herald. and after serving six years I was par stained from the use of the liquor that bearing its inwoven inscription, which rified brick.”—Florida Times-Union. lake and blew it past some ducks sitting doned by Governor Joe Wright. on the surface. is thus translated: “ I have no refuge in fills but does not inebriate. Neither Treatment of the Czar's Consumptive Son. A Monster Trout. “When I got out I went to Bedford does he drink intoxicating liquors. At tlfe world other than thy threshold.. Having watched his venture for per The Grand Dnke George, the czar’s and worked at my trade until they his meals Mr. Irvin drinks coffee or tea My head has no protection other than Mr. John Williamson, who is in the naps ten minutes with apparent satis second son, who ever since liis enforced arrested me for assaulting a woman. I or milk, as the notion takes him. Be thy porchway. The work of the slave employ of F. M. Warren in the salmon faction, and observed that it neared the return through illness from his Indian was innocent, bnt I never took the trou tween meals when Mr. Irvin feels his of this Holy Place, Maksottd of Kashan, canning business at the Cascades, ducks without arousing their suspicions, tour has been under medical treatment ble to deny it and the jury gave me ten thirst growing he gets out his pipe and in the year 942.” brought from there on Saturday a trout our friend began to collect another and for pulmonary disease, has been passing years. Five years had been served be Now 942 of the Hegira is 1535 of our measuring three feet in length and larger bunch of moss, which he allowed it. While Mr. Irvin is in pretty the winter at Abbas-Tuman in the Cau fore it was discovered that I was not smokes health, his neighbors say that his era; so that the carpet was actually in weighing twelve pounds. It was caught to float in the same direction, but this casus. A private letter from that place guilty, and Governor Willard pardoned fair looks would indicate that he is pretty existence, in the mosque of the sacred in one of the fish wheels there. Mr. time he swam behind it, taking care to states that his imperial highness is under me. At Indianapolis I committed a well dried city of the Suffavian dynasty, at the Williamson, who has been in the fish show only his eyes and nose above up.—Glasgow Times. going a most remarkable course of treat burglary and was given three years. time when Queen Elizabeth sent An business for over twenty years, having water. ment. The walls in his apartments are Another bnrglary at Brookville brought Just-as it was passing the group of Canada’s Biggest Man. thony Jenkinson on an embassy to Shah been for a number of years in the trout bare and nnpapered, the furniture is of me four years and still another one at Leonard Whitton, of Brighton, broth Tamasp. It need not be said that carpets hatching business in California, says ho ducks he made a sudden dive, pulled plain wood or cane without upholstering Crawfordsville got me four years at the er of the cheese inspector, James Whit thus signed and dated are extremely has never seen or heard of a trout of this down a bird and swam back to shore or stuff covering of any kind, and his bed Michigan City penitentiary. ton, of Belleville, has continued to gain rare, and aro historically important as size and weight. It was a very pretty under water. Arrived there he carried consists only of the thinnest of mat “About this time I thought I would in flesh, and is now classed as the big forming the points de repere for the one, being covered with large red spots the duck to the pile of stones, where his tresses. Throughout the winter only a try some other prison, and I went to gest man in Canada. He weighs 469 students of oriental art.—London Times. on both sides. wife and daughter were no doubt wait very moderate fire has been kept up, Louisville, Ills. Another alleged crim pounds. His measurement is as fol This is doubtless what is known here ing to enjoy the fruits of his labors.— while the windows of the grand dnke’s inal assault was the cause of my serving lows: Around the shoulders, 5 feet 6 as the Dolly Varden trout. Once in a “Forty-five Years of Sport.” The Largest Aerolite. rooms have been continnonsly open. ten years at Joliet. My term expired inches; chest, 5 feet 2 inches; hips, 6 while a lot of these trout come to this What is believed to be the largest His attendants have suffered dread and I next fell at Hamilton, O., where feet 2 inches; neck, 1 foot 11 inches; market from some stream over near St. Immunity for the Fireflies. aerolite ever known to have fallen is ly fully from the cold, but his medical ad I served two years for burglary. After arm at shoulder, 1 foot 2 inches; arm Helen’s, and a few lots have come from Birds do not eat fireflies, and even ing in the Caspian sea, a short dis- visers hold that this low temperature is ward I served in Pennsylvania and Ohio below elbow, 1 foot 5 inches; thigh, 3 the upper country, Cœur d’Alene or bats, which seem to eat everything else very beneficial to their imperial patient, again and then went back to Jefferson feet 9 inches; calf, 2 feet. His head tance from the peninsula of Apsheron. Pen d'Oreille. At least the marketmen that they can chew or swallow, never noise as it The aerolite made a terrific as it tends to destroy the bacillus and ville. By this time I was old and I measurement around the temples is 23 said the fish came from these places. touch a lightning bug. There must be prevent the formation of tubercle. They longed for my cell in the Jeffersonville inches. Ten years ago he did not weigh rushed through the air with incredible But fishermen sometimes do not tell something distasteful in this insect to speed, and the white hot mass made a maintain that the progress of the disease prison. It was more comfortable than more than 150 pounds. He is under light that illuminated the country and where they catch their trout. Many the feathered world, and thus the spe has been arrested, and express hopes any I had ever occupied, and in fact the forty years of age.—Brighton Ensign. sea about for a great distance. Those Dolly Varden trout have been seen here cies is preserved, for if it were not so that, if the treatment which they pre prison there is the most humane one in who saw it were were struck dumb with weighing from six to eight pounds, but lightning bugs would soon become ex scribe is persevered with, the grand the country. Well, I walked all the Few Accidents on English Railways. consternation. When it struck the the one caught by Mr. Williamson beats tinct, as the torch they carry would duke will in two years’ time have com way from Columbus to Jeffersonville, The Englishman who, following water immense clouds of steam arose, all previous records.—Portland Oregon only serve the purpose of attracting pletely recovered. —Pall Mall Gazette. and calling upon the late Captain Craig, Charles Francis Adams, declared that ian. their enemies. who was then deputy warden, I asked the safest place in which to spend an and the hissing could be heard for a It may be that the uncanny appear great distance. Huge masses of water The Black Brungwickers. A New Way to Catch Fish. him to give me a home in the prison, hour or two is an express train on one ance of the insect, giving forth as it were thrown upward, and tho sight to well The Black Brunswickers, so Mr. David Pickle, of the Cuba district, saying I was too old to work and wanted of the main railways, has had his idea does a brilliant flash of light every mb- Blakely, Ga., has a new mode of catch to spend my few remaining days there. confirmed by the fact that last year only those who wero not frightened was a known for their uniform, will hence- ment or two, deters birds and bats from most beautiful one. forth appear in Prussian uniform only. ing fish. The plan is this: The fish are He said he could not do so, and I re five passengers were killed on all the So enormous is the aerolite that it Until the last day of April they had attacking it, bnt if a lightning bug were baited for some days with a mixture of solved to make him do it. a toothsome morsel to a bird’s bill, any railways of the United Kingdom, where flour and magnetized 6teel filings made “Going up to Paoli, in Orange coun as in the streets of the metropolis alone projects twelve feet above the water, continued to wear the black braided tu number of the feathered world would into stiff paste or dough. When they ty, I robbed a house and took good care 147 deaths and 5,784 personal injuries and save for its fused black crust, which nic—as simple and effective a uniform soon overcome their repugnance to the begin to take the bait a magnetized iron that they should catch me at it. The resulted from accidental circumstances gives it the appearance of having been as a soldier might wish to see. They little living torch and go hunting for or steel rod, coated with the same kind case came to trial, and after I had told connected with the vehicular traffic.— varnished, it has every appearance of be had been officered for years by Prussian lightning bugs.—St. Louis Globe-Demo ing one of the usual rocky formations officers in Prussian uniform, and this of paste, is let down to them. They the judge my story he kindly sentenced Boston Transcript. met with along the coast. Scientists gave them a peculiar appearance on pa crat. soon attempt to suck the paste from it, me to five years. He would have made California Wheat. are deeply interested in the phenomenon, rade. During the campaign of 1870-1 Wild Horses in Russia. and in doing so stick hard and fast. it more, bnt he said he thought I could California wheat has a greater farm and a number of them are making they were often taken, both by Germans It is not unusual for Mr. Pickle to i not live longer than that. I thanked In the steppes of Russia, where wolves to preparations to visit the peninsula and French, to be French. Sometimes abound and the horses lead a wild life haul out at one time a long string or rod i him and went to prison. But I was still value than the wheat of any of the other the mistake only caused a-good deal of and have to shift for themselves, it is of suckers in this way. This plan of ' alive when the sentence expired, and states in the Union in which wheat examine the aerolite.—Cable Letter. merriment, as, for instance, when a said that a young colt will sometimes be fishing, combined with Mr. Cal Odom’s i going to thv northern part of the state I growing is a leading industry. Last Decorating Snowdon. French staff officer came up to within a made ro furious by theJfiersecutions of method of frightening or setting fire to robbed a man and got a year at Michi year the average price cf California A correspondent, who apparently is couple of hundred yards where the regi his enemies that he will rush wildly the fur of raccoons and burning them I gan City. Then J. came back to Jeffer wheat on the farm exceeded that of out of the highest trees with roman sonville, and the township trustees sent Kansas wheat by more than 30 per cent. an enthusiastic Londoner, keenly alive ment was in hiding as a reserve. Not a among a drove of wolves and bite and candles, is bound to revolutionize hunt me here liefore I had a chance to steal The reason why our wheat is worth so to the possibility of improving our met shot was fired at him, because that strike until he has slaughtered a large much more is because it costs so much ropolitan monuments, and is at present would have betrayed the regiment. By number of them. These horses are ex ing and fishing in this section.—Atlanta anything. Constitution. “When 1 began my prison career I was less to get it to the foreign market. on a tour in North Wales, writes that and by the Frenchman rode off, none ceptionally fierce, rendered so, it is sup six feet tall and weighed 200 pounds. I The state enjoys the advantage of deep not only has a great flagstaff been erect the worse and none the wiser. But to posed, by the extremo variations in the An Equine Ostrich. was probably the strongest man in the water freight, but it should not be over ed on the highest peak of Snowdon, but be fired at by friends is unpleasant, and climate. At one time of the year they D. F. Barrett has a horse that is both state. My first sentence in Jefferson looked that a large portion of our grain a flag of extraordinary size has been that has happened to the Black Bruns- suffer from the intense heat of a tropical herbivorous and carnivorous. That is to ville was served in a little log prison at crop is hauled distances of more than hoisted upon it. He was present at the wickers; so that it is perhaps well for sun and at another they live among say, if not only eats corn, oats, hay and the corner of Ohio avenue and Market 300 miles from San Francisco.—San inauguration, and thinks that its folds them that they will not be mistaken in raging snowstorms and extreme cold.— floating in the wind “add considerable the future.—Vanity Fair. other things that equines should, but it street. 1 was superintendent of the Francisco Post. Washington Star. ! to the majesty of the unrivaled scen devours rags, nails, scrap iron, barb iron work on the new prison, which was ery. ” Oatiueal Becoming Popular. Death in an Iron Post. He Lets the Tailor Whistle. wire, etc., with a relish. Friday its built in 1847, and, if I do say it myself, An American traveler in Egypt once The curious will note that one of the Twelve-year-old Dan Clewell was a queer stomach hankered after meat, and the job was well done. Cobble—Widner is the strangest fel remarked that the pyramids were very victim of a boy’s jumping game. The low about some things. He wears a “They made me keeper of the big gate most noticeable features about the ex Dave had a hen and chickens running in the yard, and that horse gulped down on the south side just west of the office. port trade of Boston for the month of good in their way, but would show off lad stood only six inches higher than the twenty-five cent necktie with a fifty dol seven of the little chickens quicker than Once, when the gate was open to let a May was the increase in oatmeal sent the desert better if they had a coat of iron post which he endeavored to jump lar suit and thinks he is saving money. a wink and smacked its lips for more. wagon out, fifty desperate convicts made abroad. There was a gain of more than paint. Snowdon has been decorated at and which cost him his life. Wednes Stone—Well he does, doesn’t he? The horse is in good condition, is sound a break for liberty. Snatching an iron 200,000 pounds in this item as compared much less trouble and expense, and may day, while romping the streets with a Cobble—I don’t see how. now be congratulated on having an im with a year ago. Johnson described lot of boys, he proposed the game. The as a dollar, was raised in the far off bar from the tool chest I planted myself Stone—He has to pay for the necktie. portant omission in its original design oats as an article which Englishmen fed post isn ’ t much thicker than a gas pipe state of Washington, and, aside from its in the passageway and kept them all at —Clothier and Furnisher. thus satisfactorily rectified. The “ Stan to their horses and Scotchmen to them and has a pointed top and an iron ring strange appetite and peculiar gastro bay until the guards arrived and took selves. Bnt evidently, from the way in dard on the Braes o’ Mar” may hence to tie horses to. Dan took the lead and nomic stomach, is all right.—Laddonia them in charge. Thoughtless C'haractcrlzal Ion. forward hide its diminished head. — Lon in the first jump landed heavily with (Mo.) Herald. "No, I don't care for money. Give which the oatmeal trade is growing, the Many a man is called a corker by his his stomach on the sharply pointed post. convivial friends, when, as a matter of mo a chew of tobacco. Thanks. When Scotchmen are converting tl;e world to don Telegraph. He cried out with pain and his compan fact, he is mainly an uncorker.—Phila Having* False Teeth Pulled. you are out this way again come in and their way of eating, if not to their way The Mice Pest in .Scotland. of thinking,—Boston Journal. ions were frightened. Several passing delphia Press. Going twelve miles to have a set of see me. Goodby.”—Louisville Post. The report comes from Scotland that pedestrians inquired the cause, but the false teeth pulled and being obliged to A Seasonable Discussion. Bullets in Trees. the hill grazings and rough pastures of boys wouldn't tell. The lad kept his ac l’aleface Grooms Wanted. take gas in order to undergo the opera First Boarder—I wonder what makes In sawing up some oak lumber at the six whole counties are overrun by mice— cident a secret until forced by his agony tion is something new in the dental line, In the Indian camp on the Grand but it was the experience of a Kenne Rondo river are seventeen marriageable Maine Central car shops in Waterville, rats of a smaller growth. In two coun to tell his mother. It was too late for this strawberry shortcake so heavy. Second Boarder—Don’t know, but it bec county woman the other day. The Indian girls, some of whom want white Me., the other day, the workmen ran ties alone they have virtually taken pos the doctors to save him. He died from isn’t the weight of the strawberries on teeth were new and were such a snug men for husbands and shun the idea of acress some bullets imbedded in the session of 90,000 acres, and it has been peritonitis.—South Bethlehem Star top, anyhow.—New York Weekly. fit that sho couldn't get them out. After marrying one of their own race. The wood. The oak was shipped from the proposed that the affected ground be The Trouble with Many Inventions. enduring the discomf- rt for two days father of one of these girls offers an in vicinity of one of the battlefields of the burned, lest the vermin move upon the 1S92 We are not quite perfect yet, at least 1844. she went to Augusta for relief, and by ducement of 200 head of good horses to Rebellion, and the lead is supposed to planted fields and destroy the seed corn. Suppose in their migrations they have we are still capable of improvements. have lodged in the oak during an en the time she reached there her mouth some young white man who will marry mwi Drain, was so sore as to make the taking of gas his daughter. The old Indian states gagement. One of the workmen saved contracted some contagious disease, There were more applications for patents such as diphtheria or tuberculosis, what in England last year than during any of he must lie a young man of good char a strip of the lumber containing the find necessary.—Lewiston Journal. SALEM, OREGON. acter and address and able to provide and will treasure it as a memento of the is to prevent the spread of these plagues the seven preceding years. Now, Ive among the now healthy peasantry of invented lots of things myself independ Eighteen Departments in full operation, his wife a good home.—Asotin (Wash.) war.—Exchange. A Marvel in Book Publishing. Each thoroughly manned and faithfully Dumfries, Roxburgh, Kirkcudbright, ently of any suggestion whatever, but taught A curious book, in which the text is Sentinel. Saluted by Hundreds of Boats. Peebles, Selkirk and Lanark?—Dr. S. E. I have never made anything out of it Training- for Farmer boys—For neither written nor printed, but woven, ’Too Hot to Tl,;..k. As tho steamship City of Paris went Weber’s Lecture. It has always happened that the things has lately been published in Lyons. It Merchants’ sons for Teach A Brooklyn housewife took her cook out Wednesday the floating equipment have been patented before by some one is made of silk and was published in ing, Business and Pro to task the other day for carelessness of the Pennsylvania Railroad company, A Dog's False Teeth. else. The other day I thought of an ar fessional Life. twenty-five parts. Each part consists and forgetfulness. “ Why is it, Maggie, ” comprising 235 vessels, ten ferryboats, rangement for keeping books from fall A faithful old house dog owned by The oldest and I.arçset Institution in the of two leaves, so that the entire volume said she, “ that you keep on making the thirty-five steam tugs and steam lighters, whole Northwest ing over in a shelf that is only half Melchoir Brown, of Reading, is more contains only fifty leaves, inscribed with the service of the mass and several same mistakes over and over again? and the balance freight vessels, displayed than a dozen years old. He lost all his filled. I find out now that the very School years opens Sept. 5, 1893. For catalogue address, prayers. Both the letters and the border Why do you not try and remember what their flags and saluted President George teeth a long time ago and had great samo arrangement is in quite common E. Roberts, who was aboard bound for trouble in eating. Mr. Brown recently use.—Barry Pain in Black and White. are in black silk on a white background. I tell you?” REV. GEO. WHITAKER, D. D., “Sure, mum,’’ was the frank reply, “I EnroDe.—New Y'ork Advertiser. took the dog to a well known local den —Boston Globe. Looking for Fruit. can’t be after aggravatin me moind this President. Every year sees diminution in tho im tist and had a full set of false teeth hot weather.”—New York Times. A couple of months ago a Philadel portance of the walled city as a military made for the animal, which he now uses Journey of a Balloon. vbstaele. Nuremburg is to lose her with as much skill as any person could. phia woman bought a rustic table made A Harrisburg boy sent up in a balloon per month by A Columbus Relic. h'Arml*** herbaifX Valls so that the modern idea of defense At first it required considerable watch of the boughs of some trees from which on the Fourth of July last year a bottle It is claimed that the anchor lost by by r remedies that do not in-1 ‘ the bark had not been removed. Abont ing to prevent the dog from swallowing separate fortresses can be carried out. with his name and address in it, request one of Columbus’ ships on tho night of jure the health or interfere with one’HbuaineM or his grinders, but he soon grew accus two weeks ago the table began to throw pleasure. It builds up and improves the general ing the finder to return it to him. Aug. 2, 1493, off the island of Trinidad, clears the skin and bcautifiesthe complexion. A bill is to be introduced into tho next tomed to them. His master is now try out green sprouts, and now the whole health, No wrinklpg or flabbines« follow this treatment. About ten days ago the bottle was has been recently unearthed on that by physicians and leading society ladies. session of the Pennsylvania legislature ing to teach him to take them out and table is in full bloom. The owner hopes Endorsed picked up by a gentleman on the shore island.—Bo’-.ron Globe. PATIENTS TREATEO BY MAIL. CONFIDENTIAL for the creation of forest reservations wash them with his tongue.—Pittsburg it will turn out to be a fruit tree.—Free liarwlc. No >larvin<. S*n<i 6 cent» In lUup. for p*rUcol*r* U> of Lake Superior, near Duluth, who im Baptist. It. «1 f. HTIfl, ■ YICni STItiTti. CllUti. HL Chronicle. Dr. Miles' Nervine for Nervous Prostration. at the headwaters of principal rivers. mediatelv forwarded it to the lad.__ They’a a prejudice alius 'twixt country and town Which I wlsht in my heart wasent so. Yoo take city people. Jeat square up and down. And they’re mighty good people to know; And whore's better people a-liven today Than us In the country? Yit good As both of us is, we’re divorced, you might say. And won't compermise when we could. Hw A ■ ■ I ]■ 4 ■■ m * W Ï i for Infants and Children “Castorlaisso well adapted to children that I recommend itas superior to any prescription known to me.” II. A. Ancirr.n, M. D., Ill So. Oxford St., Brooklyn, N. T. Castorla euro« Colle, Constipation, Sour Stomach. Diarrhrea. Eructation. Kills Worm«, give, sleep, and promote di W it£out injurious medication. •• The UM of ’ Castoria' is so universal and its merit» so well known that it seems a work of supererogation to endorse it. Few are the intelligent families who do not keep Castoria within easy reach." „ _ _ C arlos M awttx . D. D.. New York City. I .ate Pastor Bloomingdale Reformed Church. “ For several years I have recommsaded your ‘ Castoria/ and shall always contiaua W do so as it has invariably produced beneficial results.'' 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Va,uah,e I10«»* Nervous LULL •“*« free to anvttedrere, [ Hl I poor pauer-ts can alao obtain I llbk thia medicine tree of charga. Thia remedy has been prepared by the Reverend Pastor Koenig, of Fort Wayne. Ind, since 1SK, end unow prepared under hia direction by tho KOENIC MED. CO.. Chicago, III. Sold by Drugcist» at *31 per Bottle. StcrSC. Large Size, «1.75. C BotUes for SO. The extent of Pressure on the button and the success of Dr. Gregg’s Eldctric (roods in “DOING the Rest,” is mo>t satisfacto rily shown in the marvelous growth of our business the past GO days. Rcf»eated ami increasing demands for TIIEGIIEGG KLE< II:!' 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