Look at the Map. irr State of Oregon, Yamhill County. Here you will find the most pro ductive section in the World. Land is cheap, offering special in ducements to fruit raisers and dairymen. Ixook at the Map Look at tlie Map. <> McMinnville, Yamhill County. Here is the County seat. Here is published THE TELEPHONE REGISTER. Monarch of home newspapers, accorded first place in all the Directories. Look at the Map. Circulation Guaranteed Greater Than That of Any Other Paper Published in Yamhill County. M c M innville , O regon , T hursday , tí»«».’» Consolidated Feb. 1,1889. A COWBOY CONNOISSEUR. HOTEL YAMHILI E. sandebs , fkopkietok . REMINGTON,THE WILD WEST ART First Class in Every Particular. Sample Room for Coninieiclal Travelers. Farmers can get a good dinner here for 25 cents; give us a call. Formerly the Cook House. IST, ON THE BULL-PUNCHER. july 28, 1892. VOL. IV. NO. 86 QUEENS IN THE KITCHEN. Royal Women Who Have Had A Likiag For Culiuary Experiments. “Under Louis XIV nothing wa« thought of, as you may imagine, ex Life anti Language of the Most Pic? cept good living. The grand Roi had personally no social talent whatever, Leading Normal School in the Northwest. turesque Remaining Feature# of The Wooly West-—Anecdotes of the Riders. but on the other hand ladies of th« yy.M. holl , highest lineage did {not hesitate to put B oard of R egents . their fingers into the pastry. It was The men who follow’ the bulls Watchmaker Benj. Scolfield. President; a time when Mme. de Maintenon, to through the chaparrals for a small salary J. B. V. Butler, Secretary; and Jeweler. satisfy a caprice of her royal lover, in have many peculiarities of their own, Ex-Officio: His Excellency Gov and the least of them is not the way Dealer in All Kinds of Watches, Jewelry, Plated Ware vented ‘eotelettes on papillot«*,’ iu>d ernor Pennoyer; Clocks and Spectacles. McMINNVILLE. OR. when the Princess de Conti imagined they think and talk. They do not Hon. E. B. McElroy, Supt. look at life in a large way like a news the ‘carre de mollton,’ which has re Public Instruction; J. P. TURNEY, mained her greatest title of glory. In paper reporter, for their views are Hon. G. W. McBride, Sec bounded by a horizon containing lier retreat of lx's Rochers Mme. de retary of Srate; Sevigne’s aristocratic fingers grilled simple elements, lea« possiliilities, and SURGEON AND PHYSICIAN. Hon. Jacob Voorhees, but tine hope. I wafers of exquisite taste and of which ■ Or > y ib z» ^*ari Hon. X. Noltner, Specialty of surgery atiif disease* id WrrfflêW III she was almost as proud as of her The cowboy is strangely unimagin IIon.W.H. Holmes, ative, absolutely unconventional, and 1 nr “ letters, which, however, were evident U nion B lock - M c M insvh . i . k . On. J. C. White, ly written to regale the court aud his character is as tough as his life, Hon. P. W. Haley, made hard and narrow by combat with the city. J. C. MICHAUX, Alfred Lucy, “Queens themselves have passed an appalling dangers, great vicissitudes Hon. J. J. Daly. apprenticeship In the kitchen. More and an absence of coutaet with ideas at PHYSICIAN AND SURGEûN. over, did not Francois I, of galleut THE STATE NORMAL is a live school, rapidly growing and rapidly adding to variances with bis own. He shows in its facilities for the special training of tcachcTs. Its graduates are in demand to till his methods of verbal expression that memory, set the fashion by furnishing LAFAYETTE. OREGON- good positions. A gain of eighty per cent in attendance was made last year. An en he has succumbed to his environment, the reei)>e for savory fritters which rollment of 500 is anticipated for the next year. New members have been added to the Ja*. 21. '88. naturally everybody found )>erfect? Faculty, and additional apparatus supplied. A diploma from the school entitles one to for he thinks horses, talks horses and teach in any county in the state without further examination. Normal, Normal Ad dreams horses, and awakens to find The haughty Marie Antoinette interest (JALBREATH & GOUCHER, vanced, Business, Music and Art Departments. Special advan'ages in Vocal and In ed in the details of the cuisine, and if himself, with some meat and bread and strumental Music. UNCLE SAM--I say, Benny, that Umbrella doesn't do Me a Bit of Good. she did not, like the Dutchess of Bur- A year at school for $150; Tuition reduced to $6.25 Normal, and a quart of coffee under his belt, sitting PHYSICIANSAND SURGEONS, gunda, make her own butter, she at $5.00 sub-Normal per term of Ten Weeks. Board at Normal Dining on a horse, while the red gleam begins “How many men were. there in the much explanation as will be seen by ESTABLISHING A CHURCH- least supervised its preparation. It Is M c M innville , - - - O regon . H>11 $1.50 per week; Furnished rooms $1.00 per week. Board anil to burn bright in the east, to come up a column?” the following instance, which T over known that when at the Little Trianon ball of fire and blaze the gray prairie lodging, private families, $3.50 per week. Beautiful and healthful lo How a Hardened Sinner Helped ltishop (Office over Braly’s Bank.) “Well, thar was a heap of soldiers, heard. she made brioches which rivaled the cation: no saloons. First term opens Sept. 20th. For catalogue address yellow with light as the bronco brushes but they didn’t bunch up right, so I Two cowmen were engaged in a very Whittaker at Virginia City. famous of Nanterre. the dew away in his stride. Then over J. D. BAKER, IB. Z j . CAMPBELL, -A.. IB., “In reality, however, these occupa the hill and down the dales and across couldn't count ’em,” replied the sage vital conversation, and while one was When Bishop Whittaker came to the plains lie g«es as lie swings off- the of the foothills, whereat the tent full of shaking his finger and telling what Virginia City he wanted to establish a tions were agreeable pastimes rather T. ILL. FOWELL, IMI., President. officers indulged in a laugh, and the there was to the matter in a very earn church. It was nothing to get trustees than royal duty, Such was the seventy miles of the “outside circle.” SURGEON AND HOMEOPATHIC Vice President. cowboy consoled himself in his knowl est manner, the other kept shaking his for a mining company, but in a church work of Louis XVI, when inak. The cowboy ’ s life is passed alone, PHYSICIAN. with only his pony and the great edge of the fact that a soldier could not head and saying in a low voice, “I enterprise a man has to die to fill his ing locks, or of Louis XV, as 11* Office Upstairs in the Garrison Building. stretch of solemn plains and the flat count cows without the aid of a slate don’t know about that,” until finally shorts. Yet the bishop did pretty well. passed from the cultivation of straw the first sat back and glared fiercely blue sky. He has little use for his and pencil. He finally got all his trustees save berries or lettuce to needlework or em MULLEN, When a cowboy has a contempt fer and said, “Well----- it, I’m a tellin’ one, and he selected Abe ----- for the broidery. Louis XV, had a genuine voice, though his thoughts may wander as far afield its any poet’s; I doubt not anything or anybody it is a large heal you so that you will know,” honor, though Abe was a sinner, and a passion for horticulture. He did net F rederic R emington . VETERINARY SURGEON AND however, they are confined to very thy sentiment and is made to prevail. profane one at that. Abe attended the content himself with perfecting a system of hot-houses and ef heating material subjects, and that the priut of The boss of the X outfit discharged a first meeting of the trustees. DENTIST. RIDES WILD BRONCHOS. a split hoof in the sand will titillate his man who had hired out to “ride any “I would be glad to help you,bishop” apparatuses for all his chateaux, but be Office at McMinnville Pharmacy. mental vision more than the tremend thing that w’ars ha’r” with the re A Sixtecn-Year-Old Girl Who Beat« All he said, but---- Yt ----- -----, I don’t gave impulsion also to the growing of All diseases and ailments of the domesti ous roll of the brown land as it goes mark that “you couldn’t ride a box know; I can run a mine or a quartz all kinds of vegetables, and especially Horseback Records. cated animals treated day or night. away to meet the blue hills with the car.” Again, one of his mon had got mill, but I don’t know any more than of new varieties of trees, for which so The feats of cowboys in riding wild a chinaman aliout running a church.” many royal nurseries were at that white diamonds set in their caps on confused in the labyrinths of tlie bad RAMSEY & FENTON, the western horizon. He will yell lands and was comforted with “Lost, and untamed horses are ever an object But the bishop prevailed. He in moment established. But he was “E-yo-yo!” at a bunch of scared steers was ye—humph, was the pony lost too? of interest to eastern riders, who have formed the trustees that lie had plans most at ease before a cooking furnace, ATTORNEYS AT-LAW, as they go off down the coulie with Some horses know more than some been so impressed with the powers of and specifications for a church that now overseeing Lils irufs a la fanatlque, McMinn«*ile, - - - - Oregon. their tails in the air, ’or he may <1—n men, and if you ever find one of that these half wild men that they imagine would cost $9000, lot included. He browned to a turn over a red-hot fire, GO TO his pony’s bide in a low soft drawl, kind I reckon you’d better tie up to them to lie a species of centaur. The said lie believed $1500 might be raised now preparing in accordance with Office. Rooms 1 and 2 Uuion Block. which will be simply God-like in its him.” And the boss strode off with Philadelphia Pre»» admits that it is by subscription, leaving the church but established rules a beverage called muttered regrets for tlie future of a man true that many of the cowboys are ex $7500 in debt, which amount would coffee, just then coming into fashion M c M innville simplicity and want of passion. I have heard one Texan tell another, who“didn’t know which end of a horse pert riders, but says there is nothing run at low interest and might lie paid or concocting one of those pies which he unusual about their riding. There is a up in four or five years. Everybody sent carefully wrapped up, to M. But while regarding ;him fixedly over a six- to tie to a post.” The accomplishment of singing is rider in the vicinity of Mabectee,Texas, expressed approval except Alic, who ton in return for a quarter of venison CARLIN A COULTER, Proprietors inch barrel, that he proposed then and there to break the sixth commandment, generally indulged in by cowboys when however, who is greatly out of the ordi kept silent. His opinion was asked by received from that famous naturalists. Goods of all descriptions moved and care ful handling guaranteed. Collections will At the same time as his father-in-law, and his voice betrayed about as much the sound of their voice is liable to nary, and whose' riding is the comment the clergyman. be made monthly Hauling of ail kinds emotion as yours might if you said you strike on no more sensitive ears than of even this section, where good riding “Why,---- it, bishop,” cried Abe,“I Stanislas, Louis XV, invented tables done cheap were not going to church. In short, a those of a three-year-old steer, but there is the rule and not the exception. This told you that I knew nothing about which came in without being touched quick, sharp Yankee thinks a Texan is was once a young man who came west rider is a girl, “Bronco Kate.” She is church business, but I don’t like the by human hands to offer their contents ; going to us« up the entire forenoon in with an assortment of sentimental dit the daughter of a cattleman and has plan. If you were to get money at 15 to surfeited palates; but those of the BURNS & DANIELS saying what he would snap off in a ties and strange -tunes from the east, been all her life on tbeAplains with the per cent pwr-aunurn. which is ouly half King of France come ,up from under The Ohio Improved Chester boar. Duke twinkle. The feature of his speech is and he used these in camp at all hours cowboys and she could ride a horse the banking rate, your interest would the floor, while those *of the king of of Yamhill. No. 8456 property of Wm. B. Turner, will be permitted a limited number inimitable, to say the least; it is seldom to the detriment of its placidity and when she was three years old. She is amount to nearly $1200 a year, or as Poland descended from the ceiling. of sows this season. Can be seen at own successfully rendered on the stage and solemn repose. Said old Mr. Reuben of the idol of every cattleman on the range much as you expect to raise for a com “One can almost imagine a mono er’s farm 6 miles southwest of McMinnville. and when Kate wants a horse there is mencement. If you want a church, graph on monarchs who were gour FEE. - - - 12.50 cannot be written nt all, although his Pecos: “Young man, did anyone ever tell not a man in the country but would -----it, why don’t you work the busi mands, and wc do recall Careme’s phraseology may be given. One never J. W. COWLS.. LEE LAUGHLIN E. C APPERSON becomes tired of lending an ear to the you you could sing?” and this in a walk if she would take his animal. ness as though you believed it would witticism: ‘Is not the science which President. Vice President. Cashier Kate Chapman is but sixteen years pay?” J nourishes the equal to the one that knight of the rope and revolver when sympathetic and inquiring voice. “No; no one ever did,” said the mu- old, but she is undoubtedly the most he “reckons he’ll pull his freight,” or Abe sat down and the bishop’s heart kills".” a profound and sensible thought fearless rider in the world. »She never sank. from a chef of whom Louis XVIII, did explains that “anything’s grub to an sical person. “No one ever will, I reckon,” con- hesitates an instant about getting on McMinnville, Oregon. Injuu jes so it ain’t pisen.” “Well, have you got a better scheme” not hesitate to take lesson. That Ki*g the wildest and most vicious animal on asked one of the trustees. who died aflicted with the gout for This man never talks very loud, and eluded the former. Paid up Capital, $50,000. having indulged too freely in the when he is not preoccupied with the When Jim came back from Montana the range and it makes no difference to “ You bet! ” says Abe. “ I move that __________ scratching of brands upon the earth and asked Bill about the old times and her whether it has ever had a saddle on an assessment of $1000 lie levied on each pleasures of the table, merited one day Transacts a General Banking Business, with a stick, he will look you full and old people in Arizona, he inquired par or not. Her latest escapade was to ride of the trustees the same to lie paid im- the praises of the celebrated chef whose Deposits Received Subject to Check Points to Remember for 1892, in the purchase of Gro square in the eye as calmly as a big ticularly for their mutual friend Tim. and break in a mustang which hitd the mediately.’, counsels be followed with docility. A Interest allowed on time deposits. “In jail.” ceries. yellow lion in the menagerie. You will reputation of being a man killer. This The bishop had just come from the great lover of mussels, he gave Talley Sell sight exchange nml telegraphic trans “You don’t tell—what for?” fers on New York, San Francisco anil Port animal is especially vicious and not find in his gaze a positive quality and and he was bewildered, Tlie good rand the recipe for a sauce which add* land. Fully one-half of the People do not stop to consider you will render him most distinguished "Nothing much, but they put it up only throws its rider, but goes after east greatly to the taste of that dish; and as man faltered. Collections made on all accessible points. the money they can save during the year in ptifchasing goods of a consideration. In the gaze of his on Tim." him when he is down and strikes and “I fear I cannot at present raise the Talleyrand communicated to the Klug Office hours from 9 a. m. to 4 p m. firm that pays strict attention to the selling of First Class Goods perfect self-containment you will feel “That’s hard lines; what was the bites him, trying to kill him. Kate $1000. the reflections of his head cook the at a Small Profit. had been wanting to ride this bronco your inferiority, for no English high trouble?” "Never mind, bisliop;we’ll take yours monarch replied: ‘Uareme is right, “Well, Tim shot the arm off a Mex for some time, but every man on the out in preaching.” manever regarded tlie rest of the but I very much fear it will be a long People usually go to the nearest place regardless of caste world from so high a pinnacle as this ican woman and the folks sort o’ got range opposed it and did all in his pow The checks were forthcoming and time liefore I should be able to create a cost. We sell our goods < heap and deliver them at your door. tanned and dusty person who sleeps in down on him for it.” But Tim had er to prevent it. The girl was not to be of the public cuisine.’ House, Sigi, and Ornaatital Painter You will be able find every thing in the grocery line in our store. a blanket and eats bacon three times a any amount of sympathy lavished on baffled, however, and catching the Abe went through the camp on a col minister lecting tour, striking everybody, mer “Ixmg liefore the time of IxmlsXVIII The Only Sign Writer In the County. horse in a corral she saddled him. She chants, gamblers, saloon-keepers, all we find Josephine carefully looking We are in it—The Grocery Business; and we will al day. The points which interest you in him. Homes fitted up in the Neatest ami Most ways give you the best goods in the city for the money. We give his conversation are not generally in A cowboy came iuto camp after a ride then blindfolded him and in this con alike. In an hour he had the whole after the household details. She had Artistic Style. tended for humor on his part, but of several days, during which time lie dition forced him out on the open prai $900o and carried a certificate for it to brought back from the colonies a cash or trade for all produce, suit yourself in the matter. Designs furnished for Decorations. famous recipe for guava preserves, mostly are “shootin’ matters” if their had nothing to eat. rie and mounted him. The brute stood MILLSAP ¿C SOU. dignity is questioned, though of course “Why didn't you eat the pony” some perfectly still until she lifted the blind clergyman. Reiusruber Paper Hanging and Inside Fur “Take that fora starter, bishop,’’said which she prepared for the first consul nishing a Specialty- he (lropps an occasional expression one asked. fold and then began a terrible battle, Abe. “It won’t be enough, for I guess and of which he was very fond. Kitch- He looked up in surprise and said: in which the girl came out victor and a church is like an old quartz mill—the ening seems to be the only species of Work taken by Contract or by tlie Day. Ex which is as dry as seed corn, but which perienced men employed. “Eat the pony! Why, I’d been afoot rode the horse at will wherever «he cost always exceeds the estimate a good work that no one need blush for; and grows. Third Street, McMinnville, Oregon. pleased. Six painted Sioux gave a cowboy a then, wouldn’t I?” deal, but go ahead, and when you need after all, does not hunger justify the You ask him if he knows a particular ride for his life once, and when I saw more money we will levy another as means?’ I n the midst of that period of The Shrewd Italian Manager. him he was seated on a bvx with his horse and he’ll say, “I’d know his hide the French revolution known as the sessment on the infernal sinners.” DERBY & BOYER, pony standing near by panting furious hanging on a bush”; and when Judge reign of terror, did not the ex-capucine Alie never joined the church, and An amusing bit of inside history, ly. He allowed in his quit t way that Carroll drives by he will say, “There which will show the methods pursued swore a little to the last. The bishop monk Chabot ( an expert in the science Proprietors of The McMinnville he had “run plenty—I only hit the goes Judge Carroll’s sorrels.” preached his funeral sermon and did it of good living, in remembrance, no When he says a pony is not a good in Italy of fleecing American singers, with moist eyes and trembling voice. boubt of the cloister ) event the ’ome ground in the high places A. ’—and after TILE was related in the corridor of the Rus . a pause he nodded to his pouy and one he says, “he couldn’t head a year- lette truffee aux point«»d’asperges’ and TILE I have enlarged my store and have combined a full and complete stock of mused: “He’s a plum good pony fo’ lin’ in a box stall,” and when he says sell house yesterday by gentleman who Alie’s part in building the church was also ’a la puree de pintados?’ Did you only one of his whims, but for years he has just come over from Italy. A cer Situated at the Southwest corner of the shu’—lightnin’ ’ill neva strike him if a horse is vicious, “he's the oneryest know that it was to the elector of Sash, Doors, Mouldings. Glass, Paints, Oils, Varnishes, Brushes, Fair Grounds. All sizes of tain prominent singer, who is well- was a blessing to scores of people on the horse on the range, ” and perhaps adds, he gets a fair start.” Bavaria that we owe the ‘bavaroise,’ Comstock. known here, wanted to make his debut And everything belonging to this class of goods It was in a little town in Dakota “I busted that horse, and, pardner, he which was prepared and mad« under First-Class Drain Tile in “ Lohengrin ” and, according to the A Childless Woman« when the Sioux were out that the can buck real scientific—he’li make a his own eyes for the first time at th« k»pt constantly on hand at lowest living Have also Combined a Line of Fishing Tackle & Guns man think he ought to get off if he custom, paid the manager of a large ranch folks from the surrounding Cale l’rocope? prices DERBY A BOYER, Smith and bi* wife have every lux theatre $2000 for assisting him to come “Modern history also offers noble ex country had gathered for protection don’t convince him of it.” This with my Immense Stock of 41- McMirnville, Oregon. ury that money can buy, but there is out. The manager agreed to give him It was further suggested that starva amples to our admiration. Th« that I was talking witli a big blonde one appearance in the part, but when one thing lacking to their happiness. ranchman who was saddling a horse to tion was a tough trail to a future life. Empress Elizabeth, Austria, that ac Both are fond of children but no little he heard the American tenor sing be “Yes, but I reckon old St. Peter complished horse woman,that sovereign go back to his lonely ranch house on said to himself that the tenor had no voices prattle, no little feet patter in the Cheyenne river, “No we didn,t wouldn’t have much use for a cowboy of a court where aristocratic prejudices ALTOGETHER MAKES A COMPLETE COMBINATION voice,which was certainly a fact at that their beautiful home. “I would give —DEALER IN— have no trouble, but I cut some Injun that come afoot, would he?” And the are of the strongest kind, glories in her As to stocks, but not with any other firm or men. time. Now, whit should he do? He ten years of my life tf I could have one sign in the hills back on the ranch, sense of the meeting was that there talent as a pastry cook. Her daughter had the $2000, which he would not give healthy, living child of my own,” he the Archduches Valeria,boasts of having ii STILL RUN MY BUSINESS AT THE OLD STAND, WHERE PRICES and my women folks got to jumpin’ would be little hope for such a one. often says to himself. No woman can up, and at the same time he could not AND GOODS CAN'T BE BEAT In the conversation of those men sideways, so I pulled ’em up town.” penetrated all the secrets of the aecient be tlie mother of healthy offspring un The Finest Line of Confection To this man his wife and his pony there is one topic which is seldom al give the tenor an appearance on ac and modern cuisine. less she is herself in good health. If Call and see me before buying. acted alike, both going kindly at times lowed to lapse. Other subjects may count of the reputation of the theatre. Queen Victoria is very fond of mak ery in the City. she suffers from female weakness, gen So he hit upon an idea. Going to a O. O. IIODSON and at others they pitched, “and when walk the stage in a desultory way, but eral’debility, bearing down pains and ing omelets, and it seems she has sever All kinds of Produce taken at the burly chorus singer, he said: a woman gets to pitchin’ I reckon it the horse question is always in order. al recipes. Her daughter-in-law, the functional derangements, her physical “ When Sig. S ---- comes on at the “The white-faced sorrel with a Colo ain’t much use tryin’ to handle her.” Princess of Wales, excels in preparing condition is such that she cannot hope The blizzard howled around the tepee rado brand,” is a mutable question,and last rehearsal in his swan bump against tea and buttered toast. But princes of to have healthy children. Dr. Pierce ’ s Call and examine my Stock and him. ” of Lieutenant Casey in his scout camp a feverish interest will embody itself in royal blood have more serious occupa “But he will knock me down,” said Favorite Prescription is a sovereign get Prices. on the White Clay, when acowboy cur Thompson’s right of ownership in “the and guaranteed remedy for all these tions, and time was when the heir to the man. A. H. G aunt the throne of England devoted hi* lei rier crawled in out of the night and white Injun pony with the spavin.” ailments. See guarantee printed on you "That doesn ’ t matter. I ’ ll give Sip his dispatches. After warm- Either of these will furnish an eve- sure hours to the study of etomology, bottle-wrapper. 100 francs. Only bump hard.” and when Prince Albert delved assidu „ s hands lie squatted down to en ing’s entertainment for a cowboy, and --------- — -------- The man did as requested. Sig. S— ously in works of paleology. gage himself in the inevitable process he will roll up in his blanket and go to In North Fork fossil beds, besides of rolling his cigarette. W’hen the of sleep, wondering how much money promptly knocked the man down, and remains of three toed horses, is found Many of the dwellers of the deep seas This registered Jersey bull was recently ficer had completed the reading of his i will buy the roan which Ben Hash then there was a regular fistic encoun an extinct specie of cat—the gomphodus ter, which was interrupted by the gen purchased by the undersigned amt will have no eyes, and are, therefore, unaf knife got for $30 of the tenderfoot from papers he turned to the man and ques stand for service at my farm. darmes dragging both the tenor and — which onced roamed over Oregon, fected by the total absence of light, tioned him as to the First and the .Sev the Post last spring. and which amused itself anil fed itself Sire Royal Beauty's Duke. (17.315); aver age of dam and sire’s dam, 30 pounds. 15’£ enteenth United States infantry reg This horse has a mouth“iike a school the chorus singer to jail. The manager by chewing up the mighty reptiles of which is one of the characteristic* of ounces, in seven days. iments which he had passed on the ’ girl,” and that horse “can turn around wrung his hands with well-feigned de millions of years ago. It was as big great ocean depths. Others, besides Dam Princess of Ashantee 6th, (43,514), a having from one to 100 eye«, car march. on a ten-cent piece;” another is "light spair. as the largest panther, and had two most promising young cow. Average of “ Diavalo! what shall I do? ” he ex ry torches of phosphorescent light, dam and sires dam .35 |xiunds , IO'-, ounces teeth in its upper jaw resembling dag behind, ” meaning he will kick, and , “How many wagons did they have?” in seven days. asked the officer. the last is good “from one jump to tlie claimed. “My star, my wonderful star gers, each five inches in length. As which nature has kindly provided for ROYAL ASHANTEE is a solid fawn, has gone to prison. Announce that the weapons for penetrating flesh, they ’are the denizens of deep. ‘.‘Well, thar wus wagons till I just ; end of the road.” This Texas person theatre with soft mellow skin ami silky hair, long unrivaled for carnivoraus animals, re is closed to-night,” ) body, straight back, large barrel), short naturally got tired of lookin’ at ’em— ■ will tell Mrs. B-----that her baby is “a or extinct. like So the performance was postponed, cent -—— --------- They are rather .— ... — I An umbrella company has been in- legs clean cut throat, dished face, beautiful it ’peared like they had a heap of dun • smooth yearlin’ ” and will say of J udge and the man retained the money with head and throughout of fine torm. nage.” B---- that the “Judge knows too much out risking his reputation. Since then, Royal Ashantee traces three times to the the tenor has risen to great the mesozoic epoch, which had cutting and is to carry on business in all the great Coomassie. the greatest of Island Will be Especially Interesting during the Fall Cam Encouraged by the explicitness of for sure for a man and not enough fora however, prominence and the manager would teeth that nothing could resist. Doubt states and foreign countries. prize-takers and the greatest progenitor of this very military reply, Mr. Casey re woman.” now pay him almost $2000 to appear at less this creature was inconceivably paign. Subscribe Now. the band. f w HOLMAN. Dr Mil«' New Heart Cure at DmtfUU. bloodthirsty. sumed : The Texas cowboy is not given to his theatre. MONMOUTH, OREGON. & i IF YOU WANT AT BEDROCK PRICES, TRUCK AND DRAY CO, I BURNS & DANIELS f They have the best and most complete stock this side of Portland and will always The Duke of Yamhill treat you right. WE WANT YOUR EYE 4. I i ■ I J. B. ROHR, Combination? Yes O. O. HODSON FACTORY St A. H. GAUNT HAS MADE A BIG COMBINATION! I 5 HARDWARE, STOVES AND TINWARE stuns HI6HEST MARKET PRICE. Royal Ashantee 24,214. ONLY ONE DOLLAR A YEAR / FOR THE TELEPHONE-REGISTER, Best Local Paper in Yamhill. j ; I » • J