Image provided by: Yamhill County Historical Society; McMinnville, OR
About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (July 21, 1892)
choose UH.ep into a library and look hity, I Sin ft- ---- ----------------- them up ft»' themselves, the world will ties?,, tie' ^pressed with the inevita'ble- clinging and transparent angel as to her I i WOMAN’S WORLD IN PARAGRAPHS. SAVED BY LIGHTNING CObAn it sticksfin my rf»p. go calmly o»i for several hundred years kiisd * - lnexorabletiess of labor of some draperies. — -n every life at all worth the liv- The poseuse is omnipresent. I have inure, speaking of Columbus as the dis And folks that work'bwdes’ git least fer their Why Are There No Women Trustees for coverer of America merely becaWs« R o . I look around among my acquaint seen her everywhere this summer — at Women’s Colleges? job. NARROW ESCAPE OF TWO TRAINS haa done soifor the 400 last years. ances and associates and I find no life Richfield, Lake George, Long Branch. An It sticks In my crop. I It does seem odd, does it not, that FROM DESPERATE ROBBERS. ft takes a big tree to perdtree a small cherry. I think, however, the most fcriH that lives by mortal breath that does She is generally lithe and graceful, and An It needs a largo bush for a tamal smali j when there are so many women's so of these parrotisms is the *dvic<- uting • not sustain that life by constant labor always has pretty feet and ankles. She called colleges throughout the country An a^tnaïi' must gM wealthy afofe he can stantlv offered to persona e is a generous little soul and is willing to The Telegrapher, Who Tell» the Story, , so con- of one kind or another. Even breathing, the physiologists tell give people a treat. Whether you see there should be not a woman trustee on conspicuous 1 merry— Was Bound Hand and Foot, When the I for the importance aud *' I their go ’ .-ering boards? I do not know An it sticks in my crop. of their business or OtF .mperativeness i us, is a positive and exhaustive physical her on the promenade, as she catches up of one, though there may be some. Bolt Knocked Out the Leader and Set There is mighty small taters an’ mighty big “Take care of yourw ' ,er obligations, to > labor which, if imposed suddenly upon her skirts and shows you the dearest ! Alice Stone Blackwell is a trustee of Fire to the Station. get tired! ” Ev' little red shoes in the world, or in the the adult instead of growing up with him, elf! ” and “ Now, don ’ t weeds. Boston university, but that is a “co-ed" An it sticks In my crop. As the following sensational tale came cause every ’ ’ ballroom,where she nonchalantly crosses ■ would seem positively terrific. Walking, .-rybody says it just be- An-too big perfeesions an too little deeds. school. Also Rebecca Rice was and mortal, b' ->ody has from time imme- • and especially climbing ascents or stairs her limbs and reveals the mo6t stunning probably is still a trustee of Antioch direct from the lips of a western telegra An it sticks In my crop. who made one of the group of story at did anyone everstop and I or mountains, as many people do for old rosq silk stockings, you appreciate college at Yellow Springs, O., but that, pher, An there's too little readin In too many page«, analy' for Infants and Children tellers, ho playing an important part in the An too little wisdom in too many sages. i pleasure, is decidedly labor, inasmuch as «W -e the meaning of the sensible her disinterestedness and are honestly incident, and as his veracity has never too, is a school for both sexes. In- the An the men who work hardes they git th* every time you raise one foot yon raise grateful. anding nonsense? Castorla cure« Colic, Constipation, Colleges where it is esteemed the proper been questioned, the tale must be ac least wages - “Castorla is so well adapted to children that The coquette is at perihelion in Sara thing to fence girls off alone during cepted at the proper value of undiluted Take care of yourself. Well, the i from 100 to 200 pounds, and go through Sour Stomach, PuUThre*. Eructation. An It st leks in my crop. I recommend it a» superior to any prescription Kills Worm», give« »loop, and promote di i a careful and laborious process of read- doctors tell ns that to “ take good care toga. The cry at many of the summer truth and so pass into the record of tales their school years it is usually also known to me." H. A. A rcher , M. D., An the men who earn bread by the • Without injurious medication. ; justing your center of gravity and estab- resorts is that of Tenuyson's Cleopatra, ¡ : esteemed the proper thing to have the undoubted from the wild aud woolly west. Ill So. Oxford St, Brooklyn, N. Y. their brow sweat of of yourself ’ a person must go to bed at “In my early experience with the tele a regular hour, sleep eight hours or so, , lishing a fresh equilibrium for the mass “There are no men to govern in this boards of trustees composed large ,It sticks in my crop) business,” said he, “I was located at Git the wust kin er bread u>' rise, bathe and breakfast all after a sys ■ of matter yon carry abont by way of hovel—that makes my only woe.” But ly cf doctors of dignity and graph “ For several years I have recommend*! “ The use of ' Cantoris' is so universal and . place called Medicine Hat, a small group there is, any- a your ‘ Castona. ’ and »hall always continue to I body and clothes. there are men at Saratoga, and the co tem of hygiene which to many persons its merit» so well known that it seems a work what , ministers. 1 do not know do so as it has invariably produced beneficial Ân it sticks ir of shanties on tho Northern Pacific rail of supererogation to endoree it Few are the It is not worth while to pursue the quette has full swing. The Saratoga peculiar insight into a young woman's road, as operator, ticket agent and express would be very disagreeable and burden- • But the men who r .my crop. intelligent families who do not keep Castona results.” E dwin F. P ardi «. M. D., dandy, .resa up like a dude or a ■ some. You must through the day keep > idea, for I think you will find that it pur girl is gushing, gorgeously dressed, an heart and brain a doctor of divinity lias agent. within easy reach." Medicine Hat could be classed ; C arlos M artw . D.D.. They eat noi>’ •* The Winthrop,*' 125th Street and 7th Are., yourself in an even temperature, avoid- sues you if you once give it lodging in exquisite dancer and mistress of all tho that other men or women do not have, among the towns as being thirty miles New York City, An they rr' -*n worser than puddin or candy, New York Citf late Pastor Bloomingdale Befonned Church. ach out an grab jest w’atever comee ! ing extremes of heat and cold, currents your brain; but in a thousand ways and dainty arts and wiles with which a but I do know they mostly govern girls, from nowhere. What little business was on account of a mining village * ady — of air or sudden changes. You must not in every moment of your life yon have woman can make her natural enemy just as in the old time they used to boss done ' some was thirty miles back in the mountains. An it sticks in my crop. engage too much in sedentary pursuits, to do some kind of work, yon have to miserable. She it is who rises while it female seminaries. Perhaps this was • The entire population of Medicine Hat An the poor man, like me, who digs in tho dirt , and you must not stand up too much. get tired whether you mean to or not, is yet night, about 5 o'clock in the well enough in the days when the clergy could have been easily crowded into the (It sticks in my crop). You must not devote yourself to any whether you consume your life in the morning, and goes with some infatuated had most of the learning, but now. when little village station. Never wears a tailed coat, never wears a biled work that keeps the body bent over a exhaustive pursuit of pleasure or wheth youth to drink Congress water. That is there are hundreds of strong, scholarly “One night, after a day of the most sul shirt. bench or desk, and you must not inhale er you rank yourself proudly among a mild diversion in itself, but in Con women throughout the country, it does try weather that I had experienced for An it sticks in my crop. But them swell chaps who never do toilin nor • dust or metal filings or chemical exhala those who work voluntarily and with gress park more engagements, it is com seem as though feminine judgment months, I was detained at my office on ac spinnin. tions or the miasma of malarial dis intention in the interests of humanity. puted, have been made and broken than ¡ I ought to be represented in the control count of delayed trains. A continuous But divide up their time betwixt sleepin and tricts, or allow set bowls and other And so I reach the point of my diatribe, in any other quarter of the civilized ' : of girls’ education. 1 commend this roll of thunder, accompanied by sharp simún. the moral of my fable, the answer to my globe. Those walks at dawn as well as matter to the attention of the collegiate flashes of lightning in the distance, warned Go aroun like men peacocks in purple an plumbing in any room you inhabit. You must be sure to take exercise or conundrum. Don’t say to yourself or to those strolls by moonlight—for how alumni association, which is doing so mo of an approaching storm. I fretted and linen— as I wanted to get to my board An it sticks in my crop. you are doomed to all sorts of diseases anybody else, “Take care of yourself much mischief are they not responsible! much good in elevating scholarship and stormed, ing shanty, about a quarter of a mile up The dancing girl is seen in all her per widening interests among women. and disasters, and yon mustn't take too that yon don't get tired,” but say: “Of It sticks in my crop, I can’t »waller it down. tho country road, before tho storm broke. It sticks in my crop. much exercise or yon become the victim course I must be tired, and of course fection at Richfield and Lake George. The Woman's Journal sums up re 1 was leaning back in. my chair musing That the hard workin woman must wear a ’ of ¡mother set of horrors quite as for- you must be tired, but don't let us get At the former resort there seems to be over the events that had brought me west, coarse gown. miirable; you must not use your brain tired for nothing. Let us have some little to do savo dance and drink—sul sults of the Republican convention so when suddenly a voice broke upon my ears: It sticks in my crop; far as the woman question is concerned. “ ‘Hold up your hands, quick!’ While the gals who’re too nice fer to let the ol I too much, for the “gray matter” is di thing to show for it and give the world phur water. Hops and germans are mention of the alternate delegates “Glancing up I saw a huge revolver cat in. minished by every thought which regis cause to congratulate itself that we lived very popular, and some of the belles illus After An all study music an paintin an Latin, trate the very poetryof motion. At Lake from Wyoming. Mrs. Jenkins and Mrs. pointed through the little window in the K’y'» Cream Balm i» not a liquid, nnuff or pmrder. Applied into the nortriU it U ters itself uj>on that mysterious tablet. and tired ourselves in its service.” Never wear nothin poorer than sealskin an M rs . F rank L eslie . George there are some exquisite dancers, Carleton, also of the two women alter wall through which I sold tickets, and be _ quickly abevrbed. It cleaner» the '¡eaC, allay» inflammation, heal» _ — If you economically refrain from all sat in and as there is the best of music at the nates from Oregon, Mrs. Wolverton and hind it a weird inask, with terrible shin E fl « the »>re.i. iMd by drugaiete or »ent by mail on receipt of price. C fl sk An it sticks in my crop. thought you probably come to bitter Donaldson, the Journal remarks, ing eyes. In endeavoring to comply with JUG ELY BROTHERS, 56 Wantn Street HEW YORK. DUG grief, financial or otherwise, of which FADS OF FAIL WOMEN Fort William Henry hotel, the formal Mrs. command, especially the latter in An it sticks in my crop that me an my wife. and informal hops are greatly patron “Altogether tho convention marks a dis the some wiseacre says, “What a pity he or Gosh, it sticks in my crop, junction, my chair swung around, my head tinct advance step on account of the ac ized. Bev pressed sour juice from the wine press er she hadn't thought a little more about struck on the edge of the table and uncon life. The girl who shocks may be found at tive and for the first time authorized scious I rolled to the floor. it.” You mustn't get angry, for to let VARIOUS TYPES OF GIRLS MET AT An it sticks in my crop. part taken in it by women. ” almost any resort. She it is who takes “When I regained my wits I found my WATERING PLACES. Fate seems terdelight just to kick us an cuff us. your angry passions rise is to run the a champagne cocktail on a hotel piazza Mr. Silas A. Condict offered a prize of self lying on the floor of the outer waiting An the worl doesn't care how much either one risk of apoplexy, heart disease or lesion bound hand and foot, with a bad, suffers. of the arteries; you mustn't overeat, you Characteristics of llio Athletic Girl, the between dances, thereby sending all the a corner lot in the new town of Aldine, room If we jaw, it exclaims, “What ungratefu’ ol tabbies into convulsions. She it is who N. J., to tlie author of the best defini ungainly looking fellow standing over me mustn't eat in a hurry, you mustn't go duffers.” Sentimental Girl, the Oanelng Girl, bets on the races, wins too, and in her tion of home. Many definitions were with a Winchester. The storm had broken too long fasting. Yon must, in short, An it sticks in my crop. over us, and the wind, rain, lightning and ‘ -S. W. Foss. the Bathing Girl, the Smart Girl, the ecstacy tears her bonnet in pieces and forwarded for competition, but the lot devote pretty nearly your whole time, thunder were something terrific. fires it at the winning horse. Sbe it is was won by Mrs. Kate M. Bostwick, of Romp and the Coquette. attention and intellect to keeping the “All at once my trained ear caught the human machine in the best condition— (Copyright, 1S&2, by American Press Associa who drives, walks, goes boating without the New York Woman’sPress club. Her sound of the telegraph sounder, and turn a chaperon and is, in short, delightfully definition was as follows: “Home—an ing my head I perceived a man at my desk and for what? Why, that it may remain tion.] away at my key. He wore a alive to be taken care of some more. There aro as many different types of wicked. She is the summer girl in the arbor of love around which our fondest working mask, but this did not disguise the fact Is life worth the living if to ‘-take the summer girl as there are watering most elaborate significance of the term. recollections cling.” THE ERRONEOUS BELIEF THAT CO that he was a young man. As the charac care of yourself” is at once the means places. While there may be the same She firmly intends to have the biggest Dr. Amy G. Bowen, a brainy and LUMBUS DISCOVERED AMERICA. possible time and go home with the plucky California girl, has won such ters were ticked off and came to my ears I 8000 Ix>ts will bo scarce an<l Command a Higher Trice. and the end of living? knew he was feeling his way as to the loca general characteristics about all wide My own advice to persons of average awake, fun loving girls, still conditions greatest number of scalps dangling at honors at Berlin that every woman in tion of the delayed trains. I also noticed Mrs. Frank Leslie Disputes the Claims capacity, health and position would be her belt. She is the girl men chaff, America must feel proud of her. She that he frequently arose and made use .of of the Genoese Explorer—Beware of the just the reverse of this stupid formality will bring out certain traits in bold flirt with, pay meaningless compliments went to Europe to study surgery. She the ground wire from the switchboard, Person Who Tells Yon to “Take Care of “take care of yourself!” It would be, relief, and so wo get in the rosebud gar to, but with whom they seldom fall in met with little difficulty at Zurich. Even which cut off the main office, in w%ich was Price Ranges |50 up. For full particulars apply to the train runner of the division. Do something! Spend yourself and get den of summer girls all sorts of blos love. of Yourself.” in Vienna she managed t^Jret instruc located At frequent intervals sharp cracks of light The girl with the lorgnette, who can soms, a few weeds and now and then a THE INVESTMENT CO.. J. I. KNIGHT A CO., something for it! Make your mark and tion from the most famous surgeons in ICopyright. istt!. by American Press Associa- «I Stark St., Portland. Or. see as well as you or I, but who thinks that center of medical learning. Hav ning would re-echo through the room as achieve success or, if need be, die in thistle. F. BARNEKOFF A CO.. struck the arrester on the switch. Beal Estate Agents, Mi.Micnville. Let us see. There are the athletic it good form to carry one and stare timid ing finished her work there she went to they the attempt. But for heaven's sake McMinnville Flouring Milla. But the man worked on totally oblivious don't spend life in taking care of your girl, the sentimental girl, the dancing people out of countenance; the senti Berlin. “We do not allow female doc of his surroundings. girl, the bathing girl, tho coquette, the mental girl,who gives you a bit of golden tors in Germany,” she was brusquely "Suddenly I caught the drift of what he self. Kindred to this axiom is one which is, poseuse, the romp, tho lorgnette girl, rod and begs you to keep it for her sake; told on’ applying for admission to the was sending out over the wire and was hor with the very kiudliest intentions, prof the smart girl, the girl who shocks and the romp, who is ready for any kind of a clinics of a great surgeon. She staid rified to learn that he was trying to ma frolic and whose laugh is heard from and argued with him. She was good nipulate the train orders so as to cause a fered to me nearly every day of my life, and an innumerable host beside. one end of the piazza to the other—all natured and persistent, till at last she wreck. Trains 47 and 48 passed each other and by friends so really anxious for my NE of the most as welfare that I seldom express the sen about five miles up the road from my sta these are familiar types. wearied him out. For the purpose of tonishing facts in this timents they never fail to arouse, and The summer girl reads? Um—well, discomfiting her and getting rid of her tion, and he was sending out orders with a very astonishing that is, “Now don't get tired, whatever yes—novels. Novels, too, that she often he told her she might present herself cool, steady hand to train 47 to take a sid gonade; 01 ’o^ about ten miles east of Medicine Hat world is the persist you do!” slips inside some other book lest their at one of his lectures in experimental ing and to train 48 to pass 47 at the regular ence shown by people Sometimes I do allow myself a little place. These orders would have thrown surgery. He had no faith in either a of every nation and fling in this direction, and one day as a woman's ability or her bravery, and he the two trains, which were heavily laden <Z) ¿ -030 every tongue in perpetuating certain friend left my office with these words thought this would finish Dr. Bowen. But with passengers and express matter, to platitudes, truisms and stupidities. Cer I jumped up and, taking her by the gether very near my station. little he knew an American girl. She “I could easily hear the sounder, and tain foolish proverbs are to be found in arm, led her to a steam press hard at presented herself, and after much trou from his orders knew the would lie wreck ox HXXMAY nearly every language, and generation work turning off sheet after sheet of a ble was admitted. The men students er was an expert telegrapher and thorough after generation repeats them with an popular monthly, the whole process scowled at her. To rout her utterly ly familiar with train running. Every owllike solemnity suitable to the first timed so that the magazine should be the learned professor asked her before now and then the wrecker would raise his enunciation of a profound and newly ready to appear upon the day promised the class to diagnose a surgical case. hand from the key as a more severe stroke discovered truth. to the news venders. To his amazement she did it correctly. of lightning would come in over the wire, For instance, the proverb that “a “See that ]>oor machine,’' said 1. Then the professor looked at the young but he was too intent on his deadly work rolling stone gathers no moss” implies “How wearing, and how injurious to men. “Gentlemen,” said he, "she is to desist. The tramp of heavy boots on that no man should try to improve his its existence that constant motion must platform outside told mo that the con right; she has beaten you all.” Test the condition by seeking new fields of ef be! Don't you think I ought to tell the templated wreck was an organized scheme after test was applied, every one of for robbing the express company and pas fort. It is just as true today as it ever pressman to shut off the power and let which the brave, bright girl bore tri sengers. was, but if in 1849 some millions of men the poor thing rest awhile?" umphantly. Then suddenly the jeering "My mind was in a horrible whirl and I hearing of gold in California had an “Nonsense, dear," replied my friend, was changed to enthusiastic admiration, frequently strained at my bindings to get nounced to each other, “a rolling stone “it's a machine; it can’t feel anything!” my hands loose, but a savage curse from and the rugged professors could not say gathers no moss,” and settled comfort “No,” replied I, “but it can wear out, enough in praise of Dr. Bowen. She is my guard warned me to be careful or my THE ATHLETIC GIRL. ably down in the moss of New England and it does. This constant action de treated with distinguished honor by the life would not be worth much. On account farms, or in Pennsylvania and New stroys any fiber subjected to it, whether The athletic girl is comparatively a the trains being behind time 1 knew great lights in the medical profession, of Jersey swamps, the world would not of flesh or of iron. That press is slowly recent discovery. She has come into they would be pushed to their utmost and is now the only woman admitted to have been so wealthy today as it has but surely wearing out in doing its duty, vogue during the last five years. Time speed by the engineer, aud if they came to study at a Berlin medical college. gether the wreck would be a horrible on*. become by the rolling of those enter and so is this font in my head which was when the white muslin girl, who “The storm continued to increase in force prising stones. So with Kimberly and supplies ‘copy' for the press. Both fainted easily and whose waist could be A young woman teacher asked a boy its diamond fields, so with Australia, press and brain get tired, of course, and spanned by two hands, was popular. to define sin. “Sin is whatever I want and peal after peal of thunder re-echoed , over and above the little station. Still the and so with all explorers and adventur are wearing out and in fact sacrificing But that day is past. The girl who goes to do,” replied the boy. At least that is THE SENTIMENTAL GIRL, at the key kept steadily at work ers by land or sea. They are talking their own existence to the work de in for rowing, canoeing, swimming, lurid titles attract too much attention; the story, and if it is not trtie it ought to , wrecker weaving his web of destruction. Suddenly largely now of celebrating the discovery manded of them. But suppose they climbing mountains and walking miles, novels a man would blush to ask for at be. he called out in a voice of mingled satis- of America by Columbus, and I would cease doing so? the girl who is as brown as a berry and a news stand; novels so rubbishy and . faction and devilish glee: One of the best orchestras now play suggest that over the statue, sure to be “Suppose I say to the press, ‘There, proud of her muscle; who can even han inane as to give one an attack of vertigo. ing is Les Militaires, composed entirely “ ‘Ah, that fixes the matter all right. elaborately displayed, should be a scroll dear, don't get tired! Stop and rest dle a gun without screaming, who Forty-seven has signed the orders at the The girl who does fancy work is no with the motto. "A rolling stone gathers awhile and conserve your strength.’ dresses in rough and ready fashion, go longer visible to the naked eye. She of women. Its leader and originator is water tank and in ten minutes they’ll go a woman, Mrs. Hunt. together. Tell the men to spread out no moss." ing in for blazers, reefers and "sweat leaves her drawn work, her embroidery How would the magazine get printed? Women as theatrical managers are i up’------ But speaking of Columbus reminds “Suppose I say to my own brain: ‘Rest ers,” the girl whom the boys call “a and her “tatting” up stairs in her trunk. more "He never finished the sentence. A or less favorably known in the i me of another popular platitude grown a while! Put away all these busy good fellow,” is very fashionable just Occasionally one sees a young man do blinding flash at the switchboard, a shriek into not a truism, but a falseism, if I thoughts and cares; lie idle or go to now. ing a bit of drawn work, while the girls north, but the south has only one. She, from the wrecker and the office appeared She can be found in all her glory at look on in derision. Bean parties, cake however, is successful enough to con to be one mass of flame. My guard rushed may coin a word, and that is onr habit sleep, or amuse yourself in some light of sentimentalizing over the discovery and airy fashion.’ Where would the Bar Harbor. She climbs green moun walks, tableaux and theatricals are all stitute a host in herself. She is Mrs. from the building, and with a mighty ef- of America by Columbus, when in point material be u]>on which tlie press should tains at morning or noon and at even indulged in by the summer resort girl. Louisa Bidwell, who owns and manages 1 fort I wrenched my bands free and pulled of fact it has been clearly and repeatedly work? Where would my employees be? tide dances all night. She scours the Sacred concerts go on Sunday evenings, two theaters in New Orleans. She says 1 myself through the door. The little sta- proven that the Norsemen, notably Red Where all the business obligations and blue waters of Frenchman's bay with and possibly the girl who dances latest, this: “I have found that a fair show is l tion was dry as tinder, the oil from the THE COMMERCIAL STABLE ! ’s lamps added to the combusti- Eric and his son Leif, not only discov complications upon which the smooth her canoe and handles the paddles with who flirts most outrageously, will sing given to a woman in the theatrical busi • trainmen Gates & Henry, Props. nature of its makeup, and in a moment ered America 400 years before Columbus working of the social and financial ma skill and dexterity. She drives well, the old fashioned hymns in the sweetest ness if she uses a little good common i ble •• flames were breaking out in every part. HcMinnville, - Oregon. sense. ” too—but if you wish to see the driving and most effective fashion. was born, but made a permanent settle chine of my life depends? of intelligence anti quick-witted enough to “With loud cries several of the wreck- know n ‘‘GOOD 'I HING” at sight, but ment in Greenland, explored the coast In course of time a fair show is given 1 er's confederates dashed toward the little E dith S fssions T upper . “The press has got to get tired and girl in all her glory, yon mr.st look for who has Lost the Most Precious I’oHsession line as far south as Long Island, and wear out and be replaced by another, her at Newport to women in business everywhere, if room to pull their leader out, but the heat on Earth, viz. GOOD HEALTH, WILL The Newport feminine Jehu is an un drove them back, and as voices were heard named it from its abounding growth of that its work may be well and promptly Woman’s Sphere. they use good common sense. KOT require a SECOND TELLING to he wild grapes, Vineland. The fact is almost too patent for argu The state librarian of Mississippi is up the country road coming toward the induced to become a purchaser done. So have I, so has every man and mitigated swell. She gets herself all They furthermore wrote of their dis woman iu this world who has anything up in white or pale yellow or mauve, or ment that the mothers of a race ought Mrs. Rosa Lee Tucker, and the state 1 station they all disappeared in the dark- Everything New coveries and they were placed on record to do, and does it faithfully. A person some such distracting hue, and she gets not to be made its breadwinners. The librarian of Kentucky is also a woman, 1 ness. “A man named Humpty Logan untied in the famous Heimskringla, and the who never gets tired is a person who away up in the air on one of those mar fathers and husbands, the brothers and Mrs. Mary B. R. Day. my legs, as my hands were useless on ac- And Firstclass. Do vou know why? Because it ¡«plain Veddas, those great Norse records to be does not work up to his or her capacity, velous carts one only sees at this resort, sons, for the life that has been given to of the great numbness occasioned Twenty-five hundred years ago the , count still seen in the library at Copenhagen, and no reallj- energetic, ambitious and a flunkey beside her and a dummy be them, ought to protect and shield from by the tightness of the thongs, and I quick Special Accommodations for Commercial to he seen that tlie TRUTH ONCE TOLD law of pagan Rome held that the earn and which doubtless were studied by clear sighted worker is satisfied to do hind her, her arms akimbo, her dainty the daily struggle for subsistence the ly explained the situation to him. He is enough The Furpri«ing Proinptnews Travellers ings of a wife belonged to her husband. white gloved hands holding the reins mothers and wives and sisters and with which all classes of people respond to hunted up a lamp and dashed down the Christopher Columbus when he visited less.” Second and E Streets, one block our announcement». a:i<I the increasing de Iceland, some 400 years after the record I don't know that 1 said all of this in Mid brandishing the whip, and nothing daughters of our land. It is a melan A few weeks ago the court of appeals in 1 track and around the curve in one direc- Corner mand for Dr. Gregg’« Good* wherever in from Cooks hotel. of the voyages of Eric and Leif. That words to my bewildered, half amused to equal her can possibly lie imagined. choly fact that today there are thou the big headed Christian State of New ’ tion, while I swung the lantern upon the troduced is always recognized and the he did thus visit Iceland is proved by a and half offended friend, but I thought The Newport girl is par excellence the sands of young girls laying their lives as York decided in a case that had been i train coming down the straight piece of quality of merit takes care of itself. Meta to the station in the other direction. phorically our statement is the Button— letter written by him to his son Fer it all, and then and there resolved to put conventional girl, hampered, restricted a sacrifice upon the altar of filial or fra brought to it from a lower tribunal that ; track • Scientific American My lantern was not seen by the engineer, a wife ’ s earnings belong to her husband the Public Press it, and and bound by the fetters of society, nando, mentioning in so many words it on paper, secure of the approval of all ternal love, and robbing the world of but the burning station acted as a danger that in February, 1477, his father visited my fellow laborers, whether in litera frightened to death of her position, the noblest examples of wifehood and and that she cannot sue for them in her signal and the train drew up at the station, Hr. Gregg's Electric Spccialtwx J the island and noted the great rise and ture, Imsiness or handicraft. The per dreading the awful judgment of the motherhood. In the interest of the race own name. How the world does move, the engineer totally ignorant of the danger “I>O THE REST.” doesn't it? fall of the tides. Not only is this letter sons they were escaping and ouly intent upon when they are told, “Now “Four Hundred” more than that of the this ought not to be. The extent of Pressure on the button and published in various historical collec don't get tired,” respond, “No. I won't,” last day. A woman's place is wherever she can i helping to subdue the flames. Twenty-five Women should reign supreme over the success of I)r. Grogg's Eldctric Good» words explained the situation to the engi If yon want to understand the i>ossi- the home. She should be in deed and make it and hold it. tions, but the younger Columbns has and keep that promise are the persons in ‘‘DOING the Rest,” is mod satisfacto neer aDd a group of passengers that gath- rily shown in the marvelous growth of our embodied it in the biography of his who make no mark and fill no place in bilities of the bathing girl you must go in truth the deity of the hearthstone. In the whole history of France the * ered around, and as train 47 slowly business the past GO days. father, called "Vita dell’ admiraglia the world. And those who achieve a either to Narragansett or Asbury Park. This is not only the opinion of many of crossed the Legion of Honor has been 1 rounded the curve from the east, substan- TRADE MARKS, Repeated and increasing demands for DESIGN PATENTS Christoforo Columbo.” We all have success and help hundreds of others to You can see enough at the former re our noblest women, but I believe it is given to only two women. One of them i tiating my story, the organization of a THEfiREGG ELECTRIC FOOT WA«M- COPYRIGHTS, etc. been taught that Columbus was an in live by finding them employment must sort, more at Asbury. The Narragan the view of our best and strongest men. is Rosa Bonheur, who received the dec ■ prayer meeting there and then would have lor information and free TTandbnok write to EB” are coming in from all parts of the MUNN & CO.. 361 B roadway , N ew Y ork . country with profuse acknowledgements dustrious student of the travels written often and often lie tired; tired in body sett girl is a lively, jolly, high kicking The German emperor touched a sympa oration from the beautiful hands of Em been an easy matter.”—Washington Star. Oldest bureau for eecuring patonts in America. that so much comfort for $1 (the price)was Every patent taken out by us Is brought before by explorers of his own and previous and brain; tired of work, tired of them girl, who loves to cut up in the snrf and thetic chord in the heart of many a hus press Eugenie herself. The other is Sis the public by a notice given free of charge in tbo ; ike buying Gobi Dollars fur ten cent« Her Interest In the Hank. times, and his sou especially mentions selves, tired of existence; and yet with on the sands. She is fond, too, of being band and father, I have no doubt, when ter Maria Theresa, superior of the order The Rugged Constitution of Man when He—Before proposing, Miss Lulu, I wish I once broken, t>ecomes pitiable in the ex that “his searching mind sought out the no more inteution of ceasing to tire photographed in her bathing dress. She he said, “I prefer a woman with a tal of the Sisters of Mercy. She received I tre’uc. from which there is absolutely no know if you have anything in the bank. writings of Adam of Bremen.” themselves than the earth has of ceasing doesn't mind one bit if yon snap a cam ent for making jams to one who has an the cross for her devotion to wounded to She X—» escape without assistance The ftregg —Yes, Mr. Poorman, 1 have a lover Largest circulation of rtiy scientific paper In the Now Adam of Bremen's principal to turn over every day and in one weary era at her. but will pose for yon with, aptitude for discussing the constitution.” soldiers on various battlefields. Electric Belts and Appliances, in cases of world. Splendidly illustrated. No Intelligent there. He is the cashier, and we are to be her l>est fellow's arms about her waist work treats largely of the Norse dis year after another make its circuit man should be without it. Weeldv. S3.OO a 'this kind, have honestlv won their title of And as for myself, I must confess that I E liza A rchard C onner . married next week.—Exchange. ▼ear; »1.50 six months. Address MUNN & CO.. KING OF REMEDIES’. and his laughing face looking over her am old fashioned enough to admire the coveries in the New World, and espe around the sun. P vdlishkrs , 361 Broadway. New York. Rheumatism is conouered, sufferers from cially of the tract called Vineland, HE j FLL merit In some of these ltewisms and fanciful slionlder. But at Asbury the beauty of charming domesticity of the empress Peoples Who Do Not Kiss. obeaitv are apeedifjr relieved, dropsy known to us as New England; and it is ideas about the sentiency of matter and the bathing girl steals more insidiously herself, who at the unearthly hour of 6 quickfy yields, spinal difficulties and par Our English word “kiss” occurs pretty almost certain that Christopher Colum the Buddhist ideas of all life reverting upon you. She goes into the snrf look o’clock in ' the morning prepares his nearly in its present form in Anglo-Saxon, alysis disappear, and many other diseases of Men ami Women are ¡»ermanently cured bus, having read this account and in to ono central life and entering into the ing like an angel in her white cashmere breakfast with her own royal hands. Dutch, Icelandic, Danish, Swedish and fullv described In complete catalogue for 6c tending to prosecute the search for ’ karma of infinite aud perfect rest, I dress—she comes out—well, still looking R ebecca B eeman . German. And this is worthy of note, be or elalsirate c’rcular free. We guarantee riches in the New World, went to Ice wonder if no theorizer has considered cause, natural as kissing may seem to be to forfeit twice the price of any of Dr. (to many of us), it is a practice unknown The Swiss Corsage. land to • tudy the records of former nav how very tired nature must be. She Gregg’s Goods found to lie not genuine to the Australians, to the Maori of New We make an elegant little 13 Electric Belt, igators and try to make more out of the never ceases to work, while men are The Swiss corsage is as popular as the Papuans of New Guinea, the which is selling very rapidly and which we expedition than they had done. Natu asleep and half the surface of the globe ever for the young, and even some old Zealand, will take in exchane for any Higher Power of Tahiti, the negroes of central rally he took all the glory that he could, is resting from the exhilaration of the women wear it to their own injury, for people Perfectly Well ! Belt (except $5 Boltland credit $3 on the and southern Africa, the Botocudos of Pn-LMoitE, Dubuque Co.. Ia.. Sept., 1889. and, as people have done ever since the sun's direct influence, poor, dear mother It is designed for only very slim figures Brazil, the savages of Terra del Fuego, price of new order. Remember the electric Mies K. Finnigan writes: "M t mother and “Foot Warmers” are fl u pair, worth |IO. world began, he “built upon another nature is going on, waking up those and is pretty for only such. the Laplanders, and the Eskimo. Most of Sister used Pastor Koenig'» Nerve Tonic for neu Address man's foundation,” witliout taking any specimens of vegetable and animal life these benighted mortals have not got be ralgia. They are both perfectly well now and Little Tilings. yond the low stage of rubbing noses to THE GREGG ELECTRIC CURE CO., especial pains to give him the credit of which flourish best in darkness, guiding never tired praising the Tonic." I threw a pebble out into the lake; gether. — Good Words. it. The uncertainty of the voyage was the fall of dew, snuffing the stars and 501 Inter Ocean Building. Chicago, III. D ’.TTOX, Nev., Sept., 1889. The pebble was small. and mention thi« paper, I was suffering from nervous debility. caused naturally very great, and we can well turning up the wick of the moon, in The lake was wide. Notes Abont Hables. by dyspepsia. Didn't get more than three imagine that with only the vague and fact carefully adjusting “the night side But the circling waves, by that pebble made. hours’ sleep during any night. The effect of Pas Nothing was created in vain, and babies r=iiis? isroi ’ Pictured a lesson that will not fade general directions left behind by the of nature" just as, after sunrise, she tor Koenig’s Nerve Tonic was magical. I slept are included. take pills it is because yi While men on this earth abide. Erics as guides the great navigator's will keep the day side in order. She sound and am no/ « e well as ever after taking never tried the Babies are quite an old institution, but only one bottle, as a Nerve Tonic, considering I gave of my love to a sorrowing world; anxiety was intense and his landfall must be awfully tired, poor, dear old constant improvements are being made in S. B. Headache and Liver Cure bow harmless it is, think it is the best medicine The word was feeble. very uncertain. nature, and yet if she should “take care the manner of handling them. 1. P. BHIRLEY. The worlfi was wide. It works so nicely, cieansing the Liver ever invented. Tabor. The courts of justice have uniformly held and Kidneys ; acts as a mild physic without Nobody objects to Christopher's re of herself" and have a few days' rest, as But the love wave met with the sinking bark E hvmclaw , Wash. Ter., June, 1889. that a man is not justified in killing the Of one who was dying alone in tho dark. ceiving all the glory and all the posthu all other workers are so constantly im causing pain or sickness, and does not stop J. Sweeney writes: "I must cheerfully say -Portland's Most Boaufllnl Sskwp- And a paean rolled in with the tide. baby in the flat above, although it may vou from eating and working. that of all the Nerve Tonics which I have used mous honors which the Chicago exposi plored to do, I wonder what would be during the last twelve years, Pastor Koenig's is To Try it Is to Become a Friend to it. baw l continuously from midnight till morn l'or ilie treatment of Nervous Diseases tion chooses to give him, but it is time come of this little planet and of us atoms I reached to heaven for a sinning soul: the best I ever used." For Sale by R opers B ros . ____ eiiwainlly those ■iitfering from nervous ex- ing.—Detroit Tribune. My prayer was weak. that the world left off asserting that he who creep about on its surface. lianstion and prostration, chronic diseases, '-A Valuable Book an Nervous But God was strong. was the discoverer of America, especial There is from time to time a great Diseases »ent free to any address, and all those who need quiet and rest, rood Umbrellas In Persia. And sins like scarlet were washed and white. aud poor patients can also obtain nursing massage end constant medical *M.Camfix U ly as he never set foot on the continent, deal of talk about the dignity of labor, For the soul that groveled sprang up to the Umbrella bearers are shown in ancient , this medicine free of charge, care. At Mt. Tabor will be fou d pure air, Argyle,Wi j ., says:I Before. After light. while Leif, the son of Eric, “came to! and I grieve to say that a great deal of remedy haa been prepared bi | sculptures at Persepolis, where a king is absolutely free from malaria, good water, The accompanying statement, Weight 330 it« sw lb» m» THE BATHING GIRL. Koenig, of Fort Warne. Ind, And the weeping became a song. depicted in royal state attended by a fly stay,” and was buried upon the coast of this talk is the veriest twaddle; but also of my weight and measure-:Bo*.... 42tn. sate. loin. beautiful surroundings and magnificent prepared under his direction bi m*'nts will show the results of Wa»t.. in. 31 in. n ‘ n. flapper and an umbrella man. In Persia view« Ample references given if desited. like an angel. Thackeray says, you Narrow striped summer cheviots are Massachusetts, with a cross at his head a great deal is very solemn truth, and five months’ treatment. iHii*-.. Km. 4oia. lain. ! the umbrella is still an appendage of roy- KOENIC MED. CO.. Chicago, III. For further particulars, address the physic PATIENTS TREATED BY MAIL. CONFIDENTIAL. and another at his feet. there is a real, a true, a great dignity know, that there are two kinds of angels, seen in a new’ effect, somewhat like >an in charge. Harmless and with no starving, inconvenience, or bad eflecU. Sold by Druggists at SI per Bottle. SforSS. But although the facts so briefly re in labor well performed and bravely and both are very charming in their way. chevron weave. They are light and un ■ alty.—Detroit Free Press. For particulan ad dr pm . with 6 cent« in «tamp«, OSMON ROYAL. M. D., H. 8 a r. MTHI. « IlCHEt I TIEITIt. CIICKI III Large Size. S 1.75. «Bottles for SC. Ninth A Morriron Sts., Portland, Oregon ferred to are patent to all men who1 sustained: but even more than withditr- The Asbury girl is a very wet, limp, usually cheap. Dr. Miles’ New Ileart Cure at Druggists. It Stuck in, H’A CfttfS: There is to” little’corn»an- It» (Buch husk an i KRRn fever é“ HAY- V COLD-HEAD Lots in tli ÆIXDITION Park ARE SELLING FAST! ufù-rxo. It SnHä-irxg’ Is Quip XTp, Áuy ajoqMÁuy áuiqjÁuy 9spj9Apy ox HSIA\ nOA HERE IS A GOOD THING FOR TOO A MAN. OR WOMAN Livery, Feed and Sale’ OF DR. GREGG'S ELECTRIC Belts nml Appliances. Scientific ^nicricau B COTTAGE SANITARIUM I FREE