The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953, June 16, 1892, Image 4

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    three at a time, and unless she discusses
and shot ahead, and, turning. presaTited i mant continued toroat. Tim next morn­
PARIS FASHIONS.
the question with her women friends
her port side to the enemy. Instant ex- ing,
i
however, the firing was not resumed,
A
New
Reign
of Modified Directoire
nobody ever knows which time is which.
amination of the armor on her other and
;
the officers of the repeller were
Styles Predicted.
sideshowed that thetwolianksof springs greatly
,
surprised to see approaching A REPLY TO CHRONIC GRUMBLERS She may wear shoes with high heels and
I think it is certain now that we are to
were uninjured, and that not an air from
:
narrow soles or shoes with broad soles
the British ship a boat carrying a
AEOUT WOMAN'S DRESS.
and no heels at all, and if she is a charm­ have a new reign of the Directoire styles,
buffer liad exploded or failed to spring white
■
flag. This was a very welcome
ing woman people are as eager to make but they will be modified to a certain
back to its normal length.
i sight, and the arrival of the boat was
Florence Finca-Kelly Thinks tlie Sex Has her acquaintance and treasure her friend­ extent and the chief Directoire effect
Firing from the Adamant now came awaited
;
with eager interest.
will consist in the ruffs at the sleeves,
thick and fast, the crab in obedience to
During the night a council bad been
Been Sufficiently Lectured on the Sub­ ship just as much in one case as the other.
She may be what a dressmaker's the fichus, the revere and the hats and
signals turning her about so as to admit held
1
on board the Adamant, Her can-
Pegasus Hitched to a Perambulator.
ject of Dress— The Female Figure Is Not
dummy used to be if she likes, or a that general ensemble that is indefinable
the firing of some heavy guns mounted i nonading had had no effect, either in
I thought I could be happy.
So Terribly Abused Alter All.
fashion plate figure, and if she enjoys and yet is unmistakable.
If she'd consent to marriage;
amidships. Three enormous solid shot 1 bringing assistance or in injuring the
The races always call forth that which
But now she calls me "Pappy,"
struck the repeller at different points on enemy;
i
slie was being towed steadily (Copyright, 1S92, by American Press Associa- that sort of thing there is no earthly
Makes mo jog the baby carriage.
reason why she shouldn't indulge in it, shall reign in general, and two of the
her starboard armor without inflicting i southward farther and igrther from the
There is a moral to this wail
but when she goes out she must not present leaders of Paris fashions wore
damage, while the explosion of several probable neighborhood of a British man-
That must be plain to all;
for Infants and Children.
But I haven’t time to write it.
be surprised if she attracts attention and toilets that were the envy of all behold­
shells which hit her had no more effect of-war;
i
and it was agreed that it would
ers,
and
since
then
Directoire
has
fairly
For I hear the bahy squall.
causes smiles and looks of amusement.
upon her clastic armor than the impact be the part of wisdom to come to terms
Castoria cures Colic. Constipation,
—Smith, Gray & Co.'s Monthly.
“Castoria is so well adapted to children that
For she would look queer among the bristled everywhere.
Sour Stomach, Diarrbrpa. Eructation,
of the solid shot.
with the syndicate's vessels.
I recommend it as superior to any prescription
Kills Worms, gives sleep, and promotes di
women clothed as the modern woman
It was the desire of the syndicate not
Therefore the captain of the Adamant
known to me.”
H. A. A rche », M. D.,
Without injurious medication.
dresses—in a costume that clothes the
only to demonstrate to its own satisfac- sent
i
a letter to the repeller, in which he
Ill So. Oxford St., Brooklyn, N. Y.
figure without distorting it, that gives
tion tho efficiency of its spring armor, stated to the persons in charge of that
NE of the worst things free play to all the muscles both inside
“ For several years I have recommended
but to convince Great Britain that her ship that although his vessel had been
“ The use of ‘ Castoria * is so universal and
about being a woman is and outside the skeleton, that subor­
its merits so well known that it seems a work your ‘ Castoria, ’ and shall always continue to
heaviest guns on her mightiest battle injured in a manner totally at variance
do
so as it has invariably produced beneficial
of supererogation to endorse it. Few are the
that you are always be­ dinates the dress to the body and gives
By FRANK R. STOCKTON.
ships could havo no effect upon its ar­ with the rules of naval warfare, he would
intelligent families who do not keep Castoria results.”
ing
lectured
and
scolded
within easy reach.”
to each woman her individual form.
E dwin F. P ardkk . li. D.,
mored vessels. To prove the absolute overlook this fact and would agree to
C arlos M artyr . D. D..
and ridiculed about wo-
Aatjjor of •‘Rudder Grange/* n A ium Kil- < superiority of their means of offense and cease firing upon the syndicate's vessels,
“The Winthrop,’* 125th Street and 7th Are.,
F lorence F inch -K elly .
New York City.
clothes.
Every
woman
has
to
New York City.
Late Pastor Bloomingdale Reformed Church.
bright»** “The Bee Man of Orn,” “The defense
<
was the supreme object of the provided that the submerged craft which men's
bear the whole burden of all the clothes
Christmas Wreck,” “The Lady or the ‘ syndicate. For this its members studied wa3 now made fast to his vessel should
SHE’S A SERGEANT-AT-ARMS.
that women ewer wore, from Eve's apron
T he C ektaub C ompany , 77 M oray S treet , N ew Y ore .
Tiger,” “The Late Mrs. Null,” “The I and worked by day and by night; for attach itself to the Adamant's bow, and
to
the
train
that
sweeps
the
streets
to
­
Ml««
DaMelle, of the Board ol Lady
SundreOtw >*«.*,** “The Casting Away this they poured out their millions; for by means of a suitable cable which she day.
. 1
Managers
of
tlie
World
’
s
Fair.
they waged war. To prove what would furnish, would tow her into Brit­
of Mrs. Leeks and Mr*. Aleshlne,” “The this
'
No matter what women wear, there's
Miss Mary Elma Busselle, of Newark,
they claimed would lx? victory.
ish waters. If this were done he would
Dusantes,” etc.
When Repeller No. 7 liad sustained guarantee that the towing craft should always something wrong about it—or, . N. J., is the sergeant-at-arms of the
rather,
there's
never
anything
right.
It
‘
[Copyrighted by P. F. Collier,
Collier’s Once j the heavy fire of the Adamant for about liavo six hours in which to get away.
board of lady managers of the World s
(
a week, and published by speen! arrangement | half an hour, it was considered that the
exposition. She was bom in
When this letter was read on board is always ridiculous or inartistic or un- Columbian
with him through the American Press Associa­
suitable
or
uncomfortable
or
woefully
New York city, and is a descendant of
strength
of
her
armor
had
liecn
suffi
­
tho
repeller
it
created
considerable
mer
­
tion. All rights reeerred. 1
injurious
to
her
health.
And
usually
in
the French on both sides of tlie house. -
demonstrated; and, with a much riment, and an answer was sent back
Tho captain of the Adamant, pallid ciently
1
the eyes of most of her critics it is all
Miss Busselle
her education
with fury, stood upon the poop. In a lighter lieart than when he had turned that no conditions but those of nteolntc five of these things at the same time and
in the public sell
iew \ ork city,
moment the crabs would be at his rud­ her broadside to the Adamant, her direc­ surrender could lie received from the all the time.
the Leonard institute, at Florida, N.
der! Tho great gun, double shotted and tor gave orders that slie should steam out British ship.
If the future is to be judged by the Y., and the Morris Female institute, at
In three minutes after this answer had
ready to fire, was banging from its boom of the range of the guns of the British
past
there
is
small
hope
that
poor,
perse
­
a lady who
over tho stem. Crab K. whose roof had ship. During the cannonade Crab J had been received by tho captain of the Ada­ cuted woman will ever have any rest Morristown, N. J.
the additional protection of spring quietly slipped away from tho vicinity mant two shells went whirring and from her clothes critics. I haven’t the
NEW DIRECTOIRE TOILETS.
armor, now moved round so as to be of the Adamant, end now joined the re­ shrieking through the air toward Repcl- least doubt but that when she gets to
One of the toilets was of resada faille,
directly astern of the Adamant. Before peller.
lieaven
three-fourths
of
all
the
other
The great ironclad battle ship, with
she could reach the rudder her forward
cut en fourreau form in the skirt, which Ely'» Cream Balm in not a liquid, muff or powder. Applied into the nottrih it ie
angels will insist that she ought to wear
_
quickly absorbed. It cleaner» the Mad, allay inflammation, heal» _ —
part came under the suspended cannon, her lofty sides plated with nearly two
had a ro6e plaiting of the same around k
goggles and a green shade over her eyes,
11
it
*'’’«•
by druggiet» or unt by mail on receipt of price. C fl yu
feet
of
solid
steel,
with
lier
six
great
the bottom only one inch wide. The
and two massive steel shot wero driven
so that they won’t be injured by the
guns,
each
weighing
more
than
a
hun
­
down upon her with a force sufficient to
corsage was a marvel. It was a spencer
brightness of her halo.
send them through masses of solid rock, dred tons, with her armament of other
waist with a metal belt studded with
Now, life is worth living only because
guns,
machine
cannon,
and
almost
every
but from the surface of elastic steel
large imitation rubies and emeralds.
it pays, only as it furnishes more hap­
appliance
of
naval
warfare,
with
a
small
There was a figaro jacket braided solidly
springs and air buffers they bounced up­
piness than unhappiness. And it is true,
army
of
officers
and
men
on
board,
was
ward, one of them almost tailing on the
with gold, and from this laid back wide
too, that the sum total of life's happi­
left
in
charge
of
Crab
K,
of
which
only
deck of the Adamant.
white satin revers and these edged with
ness
is
made
up
mainly
of
little
things,
Tlie gunnere of this piece had been a few square yards of armored roof could TUGGED BACKWARD BY A CRAB BEFORE of inconsequent pleasures which one is
white Van Dyke lace worked in with
THE WHOLE BRITISH FLEET.
well trained. In a moment the boom be seen above the water. This little ves­
silver thread and a ribbon was laid flat
allowed to enjoy in peace without inter­
was swung around, the cannon reloaded, sel now proceeded to tow southward her ler No. 7, and after that the cannonading ference from other people.
on them worked with silver. At the
and when Crab K fixed her nippers on vast prize, uninjured, except that lier from the bow, tho stern, the starboard
neck the bengaline spencer was drawn
And if a woman enjoys pulling her
rudder
and
propeller
blades
were
broken
and
the
port
guns
of
the
great
battle
ship
the rudder of the Adamant two more
in a puffed ruffle. The forearms of the
corset strings very tight and engineer­
went
on
whenever
there
was
a
visible
'
and
useless.
shot came down upon her. As in the
sleeves were of white satin embroidered
ing a train through crowded streets and
object
on
the
ocean
which
looked
in
the
Although
the
engines
of
the
crab
were
first instance she dipped and rolled, but
with silver. A white silk and chiffon
over muddy crossings, why shouldn’t
of
enormous
power,
the
progress
made
least
like
an
American
coasting
vessel
or
MARY ELMA BUSSELLE.
the ribs of her uninjured armor had
parasol, the chiffon edged with silver,
she be left in quiet enjoyment of her
possesses qualities that will enable her and a beigo straw hat completed this
scarcely sprung back into their places was slow, for the Adamant was being man-of-war.
For a week Crab K towed steadily to pleasure?
before her nippers turned and the towed stern foremost. It would have
If she gets more happiness out of the to fill her office well, being energetic, ravishing toilet. What is Directoire
Boon Ix>U will be scarce and Command a Higher Price.
rudder of the Adamant was broken in been easier to tow the great vessel had the south this blazing and thundering consciousness of possessing a 20-inch active and untiring. She is of medium about it? Why, the revers.
two and the upper portiou dragged from the crab been attached to her bow, but a marine citadel; and then the crab sig­ waist than she would out of the habit height, with a plump figure, blue eyes
The other was of Nile green bengaline
its fastenings; then a quick backward ram which extended many feet under naled to the still accompanying repeller of breathing from her diaphragm, and an animated manner. She is one of and striped silk, trimmed down the front
jerk snapped its chains and it was water rendered it dangerous for a sul> that it must be relieved. It had not been why surely that’s her affair. And if the many live women who are working with a narrow edge of black silk grelots
merged vessel to attach itself in its fitted out for so long a cruise, and sup­
dropped into the sea.
Jefferson and Adams and Hamilton and hard for the success of the women’s and with a mull fichu, with a full ruffle
Price Ranges $50 up. For full particulars apply to
plies were getting low.
A signal was now sent from Crab J to vicinity.
Washington and all the rest of the fa­ building in the great exhibit.
of embroidery. The belt and accessories
During
the
night
the
repeller
kept
The
syndicate,
which
had
been
kept
J. I. KNIGHT * CO..
THE INVESTMENT CO..
Miss Busselle was first elected to hold were of moss green velvet; and the Di­
Repeller No. 7, to the effect that tho Ada­
thers of the republic knew anything
4P Stark St., Portland. Or.
mant had been rendered incapable of company, although at a considerable dis­ informed of all the details of this affair, about it, she has a perfect right to her office for the executive committee rectoire here? The fichu, of course, and
Baal
Estate
Agents,
McMinuvill*.
F. BARNEKOFF A CO..
had
already
perceived
the
necessity
of
tance,
with
the
captured
vessel;
and
only,
but
about
a
year
ago
was
appoint
­
steaming or sailing, and that she lay sub­
McMinnville Flourl'ig MiAa.
squeeze her diaphragm to the point of
early the next morning her director pre­ relieving Crab K, and another crab, well suffocation if she wants to. For didn’t ed to act with reference to the entire the ruffles at the wrist.
ject to order.
Tcday I was told by a leading modiste
pared
to
send
to
the
Adamant
a
boat
provisioned
and
fitted
out,
was
already
Subject to order or not. the Adamant
they declare, on their honor and their board of lady managers.
that the present prospect for fall silk is
did not remain passive. Every gun on with a flag of truce and a letter demand­ on the way to take its place. This was drawn swords, the right of every human
for the richest brocades that cau be
ing
the
surrender
and
subsequent
evacu
­
Crab
C,
possessing
powerful
engines,
but
WOMAN'S WORLD IN PARAGRAPHS. woven, and thoee with even more pro­
board which could lie sufficiently de­
being to the pursuit of happiness?
ation
of
tho
British
ship.
It
was
sup
­
in
point
of
roof
armor
the
weakest
of
its
pressed was made ready to iiro upon the
If woman thinks that she catches Tlie U. O. M.'« Prouuuciatuento Agalunl nounced chameleon effect than ever.
crabs should they attempt to get away. posed that now, when the officers of the class. It could be better spared than any more happiness by chasing after it with
And I heard, too, that dress velvets will
Woman Suffrage.
Adamant
had
had
time
to
appreciate
the
other
crab
to
tow
the
Adamant,
and
as
Four large boats, furnished with machine
her skirts tied back, or in high heeled
be made with a sort of twill beneath the
With
that
superior
smack
which
only
guns, grapnels, and with various appli­ fact that they had no control over the the British ship had not, and probably shoes, or with a hump on her back, an Englishman can give to his utter­ pile which will show iridescent effects as
could
not,
put
out
another
suspended
movements
of
their
vessel;
that
their
ances which might bo brought into use
the inalienable rights of mankind give ances on the woman question, the editor the lights change. Terry velvet, with
on a steel plated roof were lowered from armament was powerless against their cannon, it was considered quite suitable her perfect liberty to do so, and ordi­ of the London Speaker, Mr. Gladstone's very heavy cord, will be presented for
enemies;
that
the
Adamant
could
be
for
the
servico
required.
their davits, and immediately began fir­
But when Crab C catne within half a nary human regard for the feelings of own private organ, congratulates the cloakings and for combinations and
ing upon tho exposed portions of the towed wherever the syndicate chose to
other people ought to give her the privi­ Liberal party of Great Britain that by trains. It will be in all evening shades
order,
or
left
helpless
in
mid-ocean,
they
mile
of the Adamant it stoppod. It was
crabs. Their machine guns were loaded
lege of doing so without being followed means of Mr. Gladstone's letter de­ and pure white. This will be much
would
be
obliged
to
admit
tllat
tliero
was
evident
that
on
board
the
British
ship
a
with small shells, and if these penetrated
by a crowd of scolding, ridiculing critics, nouncing woman suffrage it has been liked for bridal costumes, as it is in­
nothing
for
them
to
do
but
to
surrender.
steady
lookout
had
been
maintained
for
under tho horizontal plates of a crab,
who think they know more about what delivered from a danger that was really comparably rich.
But events proved that no such ideas the approach of fresli crabs, for several
and through the heavy glass which was
will make her happy than she does her­ threatening. Now that the G. O. M. has
enormous
shell
and
shot
from
heavy
had
entered
the
minds
of
the
Adamant's
supposed to be in these interstices, the
self.
A Rope Duster.
thus snuffed out the troublesomo fe­
guns,
which
had
been
trained
upward
at
officers,
and
their
action
totally
pre
­
crew of the submerged craft would be
It can be taken for granted, too, that males, The Speaker is sure we shall hear
To make a rather stiff duster suitable
a
high
angle,
now
fell
into
the
sea
a
vented
sending
a
flag
of
truce
Ixxit.
As
woman does .get more happiness out of no more of woman suffrage, and the Lib­ for use in the corners of upholstered
soon destroyed.
The quick eye of the captain of tho soon as it was light enough to see the short distance from tlie crab.
her clothes, no matter what the fashion, eral party will sail serenely on to vic­ furniture, or on woolen table and piano
rejieller
the
Adamant
began
firing
great
Crab
C
would
not
have
feared
these
than she does discomfort. For they are tory. Hold on, Mr. Speaker! Are you
Adamant liad observed through his glass,
covers, get three
guns
at
lier.
She
was
too
far
away
for
heavy
shot
liad
they
been
fired
from
an
a pleasure loving lot, are women, and aware that a woman never adopts the
while the crabs were still at a consider­
pieces of fine
able distance, their protruding air pipes, the shot to strike her, but to launch and ordinary elevation; and although no they are pretty sure to choose, both unpopular advocacy of woman suffrage
rope, each three-
and he had instructed tho officers in send a boat of any kind into a storm of other vessel in the syndicates service in clothes and all the other things of until she has bgen convinced by investi­
quarters of a yard
shot
and
shell
was
of
course
impossible.
would
have
hesitated
to
inn
the
terrible
charge of the boats to make an especial
life, that which they will enjoy most.
long. Braid them
gation and mature deliberation that it
The
cannon
suspended
over
the
6tern
gauntlet,
this
one,
by
reason
of
errors
in
Men may not always understand just is the right thing? Once committing
attack upon these. If the air pipes of a
very tightly in
of
the
Adamant
was
also
again
brought
construction,
being
less
able
than
any
crab could be rendered useless the crew
where and how the enjoyment comes in. herself to this unpopular side, she
tho middle, leav­
other
crab
to
resist
the
fall
from
a
great
into
play,
and
shot
after
shot
was
driven
must inevitably be smothered.
But that is because they are not women, sticks to it. Are you aware that
ing a few inches
height
of
ponderous
shot
and
shell,
down
upon
the
toiying
crab.
Every
But the brave captain did not know
and do not have intuitive perceptions. in Great Britain both parties are
unbraided at
that the condensed air chambers of the ball rebounded from the spring armor, thought it prudent not venture into this Besides, it is not at all necessary that coming to depend more and more
each end. Fold
crab« would supply their inmates for an but the officer in charge of the crab be­ rain of iron, and moving rapidly beyond they should understand. They can on women's aid in carrying elections;
the braided part
hour or more without recourse to the came convinced that after a time this the line of danger, it attempted to ap­ simply take it for granted, because it is that thus women are being drawn more
together, form­
outer air, and that the air pipes, fur­ constant pounding, almost in the same proach the Adamant from another as true as geometry that when a woman and more into politics, and this political
ing a stiff loop,
quarter.
If
it
coulii
get
within
the
circle
place,
would
injure
his
vessel,
and
lie
wears shoes and gloves that are too
nished with valves at the top, were
the handle of the
of falling shot it would be safe. But this small for her, a tight corset, a sheath education opens their eyes so rapidly
always withdrawn under water during signaled the repeller to that effect.
duster, and tie
that they are steadily being converted
it
could
not
do.
On
all
sides
of
the
Ad
­
The
director
of
Repeller
No.
7
had
been
skirt or a train on the street, or any­ to the faith of the ballot for women?
action with an enemy. Nor did he know
WRITE TO
securely with
amant
guns
liad
been
trained
to
drop
considering
the
situation.
There
was
that the glass blocks under the armor
thing else that they think is uncom­ This is true both of the Primrose league,
twine. Then
shot
and
shells
at
a
distance
of
half
a
only
one
gun
on
the
Adamant
which
plates of the crabs, which were placed
fortable, she does it solely because she which is the conservative ladies’ organ­
ravel out the six
is a great deal happier in doing so than ization, and of the Women’s Liberal
in rubber frames to protect them from could be brought to bear upon Crab K, mile from the ship.
rope ends below
Around and around the mighty iron­ she would be in doing otherwise.
eo
owell
concussion above, were also guarded by and it would be the part of wisdom to
the twine. They
league. Therefore, when the G. O. M.
steel netting from injury by small balls. interfere with the persistent use of this clad steamed Crab C, but wherever she
And certainly in this free land of ours, writes the pompous and insulting letter
will
remain
wavy
Valiantly the I '.ts beset the crabs, gun. Accordingly the bow of the re­ went her presence was betray«?d to the in as innocent a matter as tho fashion of against woman suffrage, he gives a de­
and grow soft and
No. io Spruce Street,*
keeping up a constant fusillade and en­ peller was brought to bear upon the fine glasses on board the Adamant by the her clothing, it would be no more than liberate slap in the face to some of the
pliable with use.
bit
of
her
shining
back
and
the
ripple
Adamant,
and
her
motor
gun
was
aimed
ordinary considerateness to stop worry­ Liberal party's most influential friends The duster is finished with a bow of yel­
deavoring to throw grapnels over them.
NEW YORK.
If one of th so should catch under an j at the boom from which the cannon was about it, and ever between her and the ing and lecturing and ridiculing her, and the ablest women in England. It is low ribbon, tied around where the twine
ship came down that hail of iron in and allow her to choose her own happi­
overlapping armor plate it could be con­ suspended.
is
wound.
Thus
makes
a
pretty
duster
not
in
human
nature
not
to
resent
such
Tho projectile with which the cannon masses of a quarter ton, half ton, or ness in her own way.
nected with the steam windlass of the ,
an insult. The result will be that many to keep in sight in sitting room, hall or
Adamant and a plate might be ripped off f was loaded was not an instantaneous nearly a whole ton. Crab C could not
It is a mistake to supjiose that women
motor bomb. It was simply a heavy venture under these, and all day slie ac­ wear any particular kind or cut of of these ladies will withdraw their in­ chambers.
or a crab overturned.
fluence and enthusiasm entirely from
A Bustie Table.
But the crabs proved to lx? much more s solid shot, driven by an instantaneous companied the Adamant on her voyage clothing because fashion makes it neces­ the Liberal party and Gladstone. They
motor
attachment,
and
was
thus
impelled
south,
dashing
to
this
side
and
that,
and
lively fish than their enemies had sup­
sary.
This
is
the
description of a table ac­
Fashion has lost her grip in these lat­ will work against him and it with might tually devised by an ingenious girl who
posed. Turning, as if on a pivot, and by the same power and in the same man­ looking for the chance that did not come,
Gates & Henry, Props.
and
main.
We
commend
to
the
G.
O.
ner
as
the
motor
bombs.
The
instantane
­
for
all
day
the
cannon
of
the
battle
ship
ter days, and a woman may wear, and
■ iarting from sido to side, they seemed
needed another for her room. She
1
does wear, pretty much what she pleases. M. that old American story of the buf­ found in the cellar an old pine table
McMinnville,
-
Oregon.
to be playing with the boats, and not ous motor power had not yet been used roared ft her wherever she might be.
bull that trie4 to butt a railway en­
'intelligence
jence and quick-wi
qiiick-witt-ed enough to
The inmates of Crab K were now very
And as for the corset and the slender falo
trying to get away from them. The at so great a distance as that between the
that had been used for plants. It con­ of
gine
off
the
track.
“
GOOD
THING
”
at
sight,
but
know
a
■
*
i
spring armor of Crab K interfered some­ repeller and the Adamant, and the occa­ restive and uneasy, for they were on waist—those two everlasting texts of the
sisted simply of the top, the under shelf, who has Lost the Most Precious Possession
A lady tells ns in Eleanor Kirk’s of equal size, and four straight pine on
what with its movements and also put it sion was one of intense interest to the short rations, both of food and water. scolders and lecturers—they really are
Earth, viz. GOOD HEALTH. WILL
in danger from attacks by grapnels, and small body of scientific men having They would have been glad enough to not worth lecturing about any longer. “Idea” that she was one day standing in legs that had not even the merit of be- KOT require a SECOND TELLING to be
a
dry
goods
establishment
when
she
induced
to become a purchaser
charge
of
the
aiming
and
firing.
cast
loose
from
the
Adamant,
and
leave
The
corset
has
fallen
into
a
state
of
in
­
it therefore left most of the work to its
The calculations of the distance, of tlie the spiteful ship to roll to her heart's nocuous desuetude, and the slender heard the proprietor exclaim with an
consort.
Everything New
Crab J, after darting swiftly in and necessary elevation and direction, and content, broadside to the sea. They waist is a back number. The people who oath, “I wish these blasted old women i
out among her antagonists for some time, of the degree of motor jiowcr required, did not fear to run their vessel, with rage and imagine vain things about would not come to me for work.” Then i
And Firstclass.
suddenly made a turn, and dashing at were made with careful exactness, and its thick roof plates protected by spring women compressing their waists and he remarked further that here was an
Do you know why? Because it is plain
to be seen that theTRiTTH ONCE TOLD Special Accommodations for Commercial
one of tlie boats, ran under it, and rais­ when tlie proper instant arrived tlie but­ armor, thn ugh tlie heaviest cannonade. ruining the'forms which nature gave aged fiend of the feminine gender. The
is enough
Tlie Surprising Promptness
But signals from the repeller com­ them, to say nothing of the injury to writer turned and was surprised to see
Travellers
ing it on its glistening back, rolled it, ton was touched, and the shot with
with which all classes of people respond to
bottom upward, into the sea. In a mo­ which tlie cannon was charged was manded them to stay by tlie Adamant as livers and lungs and such things—such that the object of his anathema was a 1
our
announcements,
and
the
increasing
de
­
Corner
Second
and
E Streets, one block
go«xl looking woman of forty. Well, |
ment the crew of the boat were swim­ instantaneously removed to a point in Jong as they could hold out. and they people are behind the times.
mand for Dr. Gregg’s Goods wherever in­
from Cooke hotel.
there
is
no
help
for
it.
Men
are
men.
i
the
ocean
about
a
mile
beyond
tho
Ada
­
were
obliged
to
content
themselves
with
troduced
is
always
recognized
and
the
I
Slender
waists
—
that
is,
any
slenderer
ming for their lives. They were quickly
<|uality of merit takes care of itself. Meta­
picked up by two of the other Ixiats, mant, accompanied by a large fiortion of a hope that when night fell the other than le bon Dieu meant them to be—are The only way is for every girl who is j
phorically our statement is the Button—
«ix«. _ Scientific American
which then deemed it prudent to return the heavy boom at which the gun had crab would be able to get in under the mainly confined to French and English • not a Vanderbilt or an Astor or the
the Public Press it, and
fc
Agency for
been aimed.
stern of the Adamant, and make the de­ and a few American fashion plates, daughter of a sleeping car porter to
to the ship.
The cannon which had been suspended sired exchange.
Hr.
Gregg's
Electric
Spccialti(%
where the publishers continue to use learn some go«xl paying occupation early
But the second officer of the Adamant,
But to the great discomforturc of tlie them for the same reason that the scold­ in her youth, stick to it and lay up ing square or sloping. They were flat,
“DO THE REST.”
who commanded the fourth boat, diet from the end of this boom fell into the
m
w
J J 5 L J
Then she need not fear the poor­ and their lines went unswervingly down
The extent of Pressure on the button and
not give up the fight. Having noted the sea. and would havo crashed down upon syndicate's forces darkness had scarcely ers about women's clothes continue to money.
house
when
she
is
forty.
to
the
floor.
The
first
step
was
to
paint
the success of Dr. Gregg’s Eidctric Goods
Bpring armor of Crab K, he believed that the roof of Crab K, had not that vessel, come on before four enormous electric scold—because ftey've got into the habit
Helen Gardener, author of “Is This the table with black paint. A little fine in “DOING the Rest,” is most satisfacto­
if he could get a grapnel between its in obedience to a signal from the repel­ lights blazed high up on the single lofty of it. When those same styles of dress
Japanese matting, with curious black rily shown in the marvelous growth of our
HP
CAVCAT8.
steel rite he yet might capture the sea ler. loosened its hold upon Hie Adamant mast of tlie Adamant, lighting up the ' get transferred to the graceful bodies of Your Son, My Lord?” has published an­ figures, was tacked on the top and shelf. business the past 60 days.
tradì marks .
and
retired
a
short
distance
astern.
Ma
­
other
book,
this
time
a
volume
of
short
<x?can for a mile on every side of the • American women they cease to look as
Kepeated ami increasing demands for
’ OE8ION
PATENTS
monster. For sorno minutes Crab K con­
____________________
Then new rope was arranged in laops,
’
COPYRIGHTS, etc.
tented itself with eluding him; but, tired terial injury might not have resulted ship. It was of no more use for Crab C ' they do in the fashion plates. You stories called “Pushed by Unseen as seen in the cut, each loop being fast­ THKGREGG ELECTRIC “FOOT WARM­
ED
”
are
coming
in
from
all
parts
of
the
I
-
r
I
’
lforujBtlon
and
free
Handbook
wtfte to
from
the
fall
of
this
great
mass
of
metal
of this, it turned, and raising its huge ------ ----- - — o............... —------- to try to get in now than in broad day­ might search Broadway from end to end Hands.” It is a study of heredity and ened firmly to the table edge. Long country with profuse acknowledgements
/.i
& co., aci B roadway , N iw Y ork .
bnrmu for werurln« patent« In Am«Nica.
nippers almost out of the water, it seized upon the crab, but it xvas considered pru-1 light ; and all night the great guns roared, on a fine Saturday afternoon, or Fifth s<x:ial conditions, and will be translated ends of rope were left hanging at each that so much comfort for $1 (the p-ice)was <>J<le3t
I-rerr patent, taken out by t» 1« brought before
and the little crab maneuvered.
avenue on Sunday noon, and not see a and published also in Germany. Dr.
ike buying Gohl Dollars for ten cents
me public by a notice riven free of charge in the
the bow of the boat and gave it a gentle dent not to take useless risks.
Tins officers of tlie Adamant were
The Rugged Constitution nt Man when
Tho next morning a heavy fog fell I solitary figure that does not look entire- Spitzka, the eminent authority on men­ corner, and when these were fringed
crunch, after which it released its hold
they made a graceful finish that looked
broken, becomes pitiable in th»? ex
and retired. Tho boat, leaking rapidly creatlv surprised and chagrined by the upon tlie sea, and the battle ship and l ly human and healthy and vigorous. tal diseases, tells us that she has dealt far better than can be shown in any pic once
tremc, from which there is absolutely no
tall
of
their
gun,
with
which
they
had
with
her
subject
in
a
way
that
he
had
Crab
C
were
completely
shut
out
of
sight
:
You
will
look
in
vain
for
the
dre6smak-
through two ragged holes, was rowed
escape without assistance
The Gregg
- r/*nlfttton of .nr «rlentlfie yrrr tn tb.
Electric Belts l nd Appliances, in cases of
world. Splendidly >1 ln«1 raced. No InteUtaxM
back to the ship, which it reached half expected ultimately to pound in the roof of each other. Now the cannon of the > er's dummy or the fashion plate's coun­ only believed possible to a specialist. ture.
nan
abould
be wlthont It. Weekly. •3.00 .
tins
kind,
have
honestlv
won
their
title
of
of
the
crab.
No
damage
had
been
done
I
Miss
Gardener
has
in
a
marked
degree
terpart.
Adamant were silent, for the only result
full of water.
A Cologne Bottle Doll.
;ear; »I/O «lx month«. Add»« MUNN300-
KING OF REMEDIES.
t'C ULl.iii tua, sci Broadwar, New York.
I know more than one woman with the faculty of making scientific topics
The great battlo ship, totally bereft of to the vessel except the removal of u of firing would lx? to indicate to the crab
A gift for a little girl's birthday is
Rheumatism is conquered, sufferers from
the power of moving herself, was now jiortion of the boom, with some of the tlie location of the British ship. The a waist either by nature or past grace interesting to the ordinary reader.
made by the use of & cologne bottle well obesity arc sjieediiy relieved, dropsy
The Psychical Science congress, to be filled, a china dollhead and some scraps quickfv yields, spinal difficulties and par­
rolling in the trough of the sea. and a chains and blocks attached, and no one smoke signals of the towing crab could of the corset smaller than she thinks it
disappear, and many other diseases
signal came from the repeller for Crab on lioard tho British ship imagined for a not lx? seen through the fog by her con­ ought to be who wears habitually a held during the World's fair at Chicago, of silk and lace. The cologne should be in alysis
of Men and Women are permanently cured
K to make fast to her and put her head moment that this injury had 1 m > cii <x'ca- I sorts, and she seemed to be incapable of towel folded about her body underneath has for its chairman Colonel John C. a common glass
fully «lescribed In complete catalogue for 6c
or elaborate circular free. We guarantee I
to the wind. This was quickly done, the sioned by tho distant repeller. It was making signals by sound. Therefore the her corset in order that she may not Bundy, editor of The Religio-Philosoph- bottle, such as
to forfeit twice the price of any of Dr.
ical Journal, and for its vice chairman drugs are sold in,
crab attaching itself to the stern jx?st of supposed that the constant firing of the commander of the Adamant thought it look wasplike.
Gregg’s Goods found to lie not genuine I
The measurements and proportions of Professor Elliott Coues, of tho Smith­ and this must be
the Adamant by a pair of towing nip­ cannot had cracked the lxxim. and that likely that until tho fog roso tho crab
We make a:i elegant little $3 Electric Belt,
could not find his ship.
a fashionable American woman of to­ sonian institution, Washington. Among furnished with a
pers. These were projected from tlie It had suddenly snapped.
which is selling very rapidly ami which we ■
Even if there had been on board tlie
What that other crab intended to do day, of good health and good figure, members of its advisory council are long, tight fitting
will take in exchane for any Higher Power !
stem of the crab, and were so constructed
Belt (except
Belt *) and credit $3 on the '
Rleaplcaaneas Care«.
IT
that the larger vessel «lid not communi­ Adamant the means for rigging up an­ could be, of course, on board the Ada­ will come nearer to the measurements Rev. Heber Newton, Rev. Robert cork. The top of
price of new order. Remember the electric j I am glad to to.tify that I uoed I’wtor Ko»
cate all its motion to tho smaller one, other arrangement of the kind for per­ mant, only a surmise, but it was believed and proportions of the Venus de Medici Collyer, Professor James of Harvard, the cork must fit
“
Foot
Warmers
”
arc
$1
a
pair,
worth
$10.
pendicular artillery practice, it would that she would bring wi‘a her a torpedo than will those of her masculine coun­ Rev. Minot J. Savage of Boston, Mrs. into the neck
nig'. Nerve Tonic with U m bwt meow, for
and could not run down upon it.
Address
■leeplcMiMM. and brUev. that It 1. raallyagnat
As soon as the Adamant was brought have required a long time to get it into to lx? exploded under tho British ship. terpart to the Greek ideals of man's J. C. Croly (Jenny June), Frances opening of the
THE GREGG ELECTRIC CURE CO., I relief for «tillering humanity. E. FRANK, Pa»
Willard and Lady Somerset. All very dollhead.
up with her head to the wind she opened working order, anil the director of Re­ That one crab should tow her away from body.
Fix
r.0l Inter Ocean B Jilir.g. Chicago. II!.
, tor, St. Severin. Kevlerton P. O., Pa.
It seems to me that woman's dress in well, but why do I mention it here? Be­ the head on the
tiro upon the repeller. The latter vessel peller No. 7 hoped that now the British possible aid until another should bring a
nn<I nicnti. n this paper,
Lu V egas , New Hex loo, July S. '»0.
captain
would
see
the
uselessness
of
con
­
torpedo
to
fasten
to
her
stern
post
the
present
time
deserves
censure
less
cause, of more than a hundred congress­ bottle in that
could easily have sailed out of the range
When I was young my mother had a bad
seemed a reasonable explanation of the than it has for many an age. In the es to be held at Chicago during the way; then dress
of a motionless enemy, but her orders tinued resistance.
Making Over Girls’ Drewe*.
fright and she gave me her bosom beeauM I
But the British captain saw nothing of action of the syndicate's vessels.
main it is sensible, artistic and comfort­ World’s fair, this on psychical science is the doll in a
forbade this. Her director had been in­
Of course there is always a good deal was crying, and two hours after I had U m first
The officcrs of the Adamant little un­ able, and it may be just as much of all the only one that has women as mem­ gown which is
structed by the syndicate to expo«« his the kind, and shot after shot from liis
of making over and remodeling that attack of heart disease. Pastor Koenig's Narva
vessel to the fire of the Adamant's heavy guns were hurled high into the air. in derstood the resources and intentions of these throe as she wishes. Nowadays bers of its advisory board. See?
tied around the -
--: m .
has to be done at home for the sake of Tonic has done me much good and has
gun» Accordingly tho repeller steamed hopes that the great curves described their opponents. Every vessel of the woman doesn't have to wear a corset
desired eCoct.
MIGUEL A. GUERIN.
Working girls are exactly as virtuous neck and falls
using
all the pieces, but if mothers
would
bring
some
of
them
down
on
the
syndicate
carried
a
magnetic
indicator,
any
more
than
a
horse
does
if
she
nearer, and turned her broadside toward
Had Spaams for IS Year».
and respectable as the daughters of mil­ loosely just to the bottom of the bottle. could buy their girls' dresses as they do
deck of the repeller. If this beastly which was designed to prevent collisions doesn't want to. Even that dyed-in-the- lionaires, and I am glad to see that the It may be trimmed around the edge.
Mrs. J. P. Show writes from Dayton. I.yoa
the British ship.
Scarcely liad this been done when tlie store ship, which coulj stand fire but with iron vessels. This little instrument wool tyrant, the dressmaker, conde­ cruel and slanderous attempts to make Over this is put a long cape to cover the the boys’ elothes it would be a real sav­ Co , Nevada: I have bad no more of thorn tar-
ing. There would be no spoiled gar­ rible spasms since I took Pastor Koeajg's Nsna
was
placed
at
night
and
during
fogs
at
never
returned
it,
could
be
sunk,
the
Ad
­
scends,
without
a
murmur,
to
fit
her
two great bow guns of the Adamant
them out otherwise receive deserved deficiency of arms. The neck is fini ihed ments, and the time thus gained would Tonic, although I had them 1« y*ra
shook tho air with tremendous roars, amant's captain would be happy. With the lxiw of the vessel, and a delicate arm without a corset if she wishes it.
rebuke.
E ijza A rchard C onner .
with a lace ruffle. When the bottle is be more profitably employed in stopping
This is the golden age of personal
r-SbS^t
each hurling over the sea nearly a ton of the exception of the loss of her motive of steel, which ordinarily pointed up­
used, the head, cork, clothes and all can the leaks in the other departments, par­
steel. Ono of these great shot passed power, his vessel was intact, and if the ward at a considerable angle, fell into a preference in dress. A woman may1 If you want your property insured in be lifted off at once. This will be a ticularly the kitchen. One good dress,
over tho repeller, but tho other struck stupid crab would only continue to keep horizontal position when any largo body wear a sheath skirt and a demitram on a standard company. Rhodes A’Rhodes pretty and useful ornament for the little two ordinary outdoor, two wash dresses p ZK:
her armored sido fairly amidship. There the Adamant's head to the sea until the of iron approached within a quarter of a the street if she likes, or she may wear will be pleased to write y ou.
recipient's bureau._________
and a loose wrapper for mornings arc­ to now prepared under hi« direettoa by the
wa3 a crash and scream of creaking noise of lier cannonade should attract mile; and. so falling, rang a small bell a full skirt that barely touches her in­
When you want to buy an organ or
KOENIC MED. CO.. Chicago, III.
When your $200 watcli needs repair­ piano call at C. Grissen’s book and mu­ enough for a girl when kept in order,
some other British vessel to the scene, Its point then turned toward the mass step if she prefers, and not one person in
steel, and Repeller No. 7 rolled over to the condition of affairs might be altered. of iron
a hundred will notice the difference. ing take it to D. A. Smith. All kinds sic store, where you will learn of a drop and many of the daughters of our mil, Sold by Dru?cists i.t Cl por Bottle- 8 for Bft
windjvard as if she had been b-truck by a
lionaires have no more at a time.
[TO BE OONTINl'Eb, ]
Larro Size. 81-75. C BotGe« for
She may wear underskirts not at all or of jewelry repaired.
All that «lay the great guns of the Ada-
in prices.
heavy Bea. In a moment she righted
UneelflshneM.
Huck the flower that blooma-at thy door;
Cherish the love that the day may send;
Cometh an hour when all thy »tore
Vainly were offered for flower or friend.
Gratefully take what life offereth:
Look to heaven, nor seek a reward.
So ehalt tbon And, come life, come death.
Earth and sky are in sweet accord.
— Ixraise Manning Hodgkins.
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